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people forget man
Yuh girl is getting psychiatric help 
are you the Yuh girl in question
meow
Yesh
Gonna start scheduling stuff ouzhmmmmm hhhhuhh
Tommrorow!
never forget...
Yooo congrats! :3
thank god we invented chatgpt i am NOT coming up with a full ass business plan for a class
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how the BUCK do i upload local files to spotify on my phone
i put them in the dang folder you need to but they still ainโt show up
i DID IT
BUT IT DONT WORK
did u enable local files on spotify
mmm
mmm
mmm
I just run them through youtube music, Spotify is such a pain sometimes
i figured it out
it required some wack metadata that i had to attain by downloading it from a different place
mmm
i love this game
yes
i already have one
Guys i wonder how do i get pictures out of in game album
C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots
Oktysm
why tf do so many big tech companies sell our data
money
fist play is awesome
so they can sell us ads
the better they know us the better ads they can give
how does north/south seasons work
like is it autumn for canada and spring for brazil
and what about calendars
since the tilt of the earths axis determines seasons, one part of the earth will have more sunlight than the other
which causes an uneven distribution of sunlight
which makes things colder the less sun it gets
if that makes sense
yuh
this tho
anf this
do people have like warm winters and cold summers
calendars are a human idea, it doesn't change how the celestials bodies move
no, you would just not have winters in certain places
yes it gets a bit colder but the variation would be negligible to a point where it might as well still be summer
oh that makes more sense
and the closer you are to the equator the less seasons you get, its just HOT
fuck hot
been to australia can confirm
mid winter for them is genuinely just springtime for us
Which game is more realistic?
RDR2 or KCD2?
kcd2 by a long shot
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kcd2
I figured out how to stream music through my mic :3
i havent played kcd2 but im bouta ragebait anyway and say give proof
Willie has trouble living without his vital organs unfortunately
major skill issue
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Samuel L. Ipsum
samuel lorem ipsum
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
is it edible

that one scene in Baki
Kcd2 and that isn't even a debate
give me 3 reasons
So
1st: quests run out of time
As in you can miss a quest
Second
In hardcore mode tou have to ask people to show where you are
And just overall just armour designs
imagine if you could throw in this game
RDR2 is still amazing tho
you can
you can throw anything
Oh
ohh
so far all i found out is an ankle pick (holding ankle and lifting it up)
Not very far
then they fall
lkie shoulder throws
So grappling?
takedowns are complicated and mildly impractical
its just fun
and it works when they r really weak
they are fun
true
but i usually dont findf fun in that
so i just target the arms till they break
what i did was somehow i grabbed the anlkle both of my hands and then he just leanedc ontop of me i stood up and yanked his leg to the side and he fell on his head
best grappling technique is to violently hug them into the fence
and use your head or shoulder to smash the back of his head into the fence
works with armor too but you gotta be really forceful
well no
i think if they add more flexibility or or even ragdolling i could find a way to throw lol
longsword. press rmb. press q. get your sword behind their neck. press q again.
you know this move. the ai has probably killed you with it.
i didnt know u had to press q again
i straight up find it disrespectful though
it makes you let go of the enemy and grab onto your blade
and sometimes teleports the blade to your hand
which can cause instant decapitation
but idk i havenโt seen that in a bit might be patched
xd
itโs kinda dirty tbh yeah
i wish the ai was better with polearms so i could justify using that technique against polearms lol
polearm ai is so doodoo
if ai was that smart itll find a way to somehow break necks with just grabbing
finally a willie who doesnโt fall for the same stab chamber 3 times in a row lol
mordhau taught me how to counter half sword polearm ai ๐
i dont even know a technique for this game i just play ๐ญ
with the longsword basically just block their stab with your own stab
itโll glide past their polearm and into their arm or torso
it takes some practice but it feels like a cheat code once you get it
i just bought yโallโs game. making me realize how much i know about biomechanics and also how little i know at the same time.
idk i do mma so i know like turning the heel and like sitting into your punches and stuff increases power but man animating it all really makes you think
Lbub
Go DMS
we make knights here
yall this has got to be. one of the aura match ups. of all time

nya
insolence
Yeah people are really liking the unarmed update, it's cool to see how many people are doing grapples, kicks etc! ๐
Chat, I think Iโm going to make an effort to get back into drawimg tomorrow
splendid
I want to finish what I last started drawing
bird
is that Vsauce?
its not
good fight not a "aura" match up
is mantic real??
2
2
1
no he fake
1171292517296254986
Willie
ay eye roe bot
silly mod: ๐ฝ
silly artist: โ๏ธ
i did not draw that i am simply not talented
i literally forwarded it from art
is that a very small club penguin dance
ur talented cus yes!!!1
bro looks like commander shepherd
reused the character model from rdr 0/10
from modern warfare?
Can someone help me wit fist fighting in halfsword chat?
just aim for the head and do fist combos on his head
No like I canโt swing at all
I hold both L and r mouse button and try and swing but it either moves both my hands or only one hand does hooks
do 1 at a time
spam alt key and wave your mouse around
your hands will just spaz around and do a bunch of damage
I can do that but what about with both hands and they like overlap and do straights or hooks on either arm
idk
Maybe I just wrap it up
skill issue
yeah
wasn't the last one flop
and im not buying it
i didnt like it compared to 1 and 2
so
ig
hurt willie
I want a muddy map for half sword
when it fully releases
I want to see how dirty Willie can get
that was one of my favorite mordhau maps
i'm pretty sure they had a map that was just a muddy battlefield
or maybe it was chiv 2
i forgor
can Willie get dirty
whenever he likes
falls over
or something
man idk
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this kinda fire
why i cant post pic
need lvl 2 role
Hi people. I wanted to ask, do you know if the developers are considering making multiplayer in the future?
Yes next question
Good morning niche community
Yes, they're considering it but it's quite difficult to implement. More than likely they'll have local multiplayer before full fledged online multiplayer but you can find more info from the #faq
Tonya ate slices...
Drew ate donuts...
And I ate it all!
Yogi and the bear in the big 26
Hello DOORKNOB
no itโs an aura match. they will just stare at each other while fight
trying not to kiss
Hello silly mod 
Ts so relatable
oh my GOD
also when will half sword add clumpy blood
realistic blood is thick and viscous
wait it DOES matter if i save takemura in search and destroy in cyberpunk??
did i cook the quest where i kidnap a relic creator
oh nvrm
what in the world is the reason for this, did they move the building to do something or is that just a movable building
i think its the building being moved
also
this mod stuff is causing your silliness to atrophy
fascinating
yall think half sword will have lore
i think you should be like a neutral middle ground\
dont be like the rest
it alr does
willies name is wilhelm w fischer
i mean i don't get what that means exactly lol
he lives in the 1400s
the rest are serious seriousheads
(the rest of the mods)
NOT happening
nothing wrong with being serious
i don't think i would agree with that necessarily, i mean before i was mod they were all pretty cool. but i do suppose i understand what you mean, i'm pretty sure most of the mods are older folks tho, i mean sam is 15 but he might as well have the mind of a 76 year old and Easter is pretty goofy
also more realistic blood particles when
i thought u had to be 18 to be a mod?
OPTIMIZED*
he was a mod before that rule took affect
*REALISTIC
OPTIMIZED*
currently the blood particles look like pieces of fabric
Dude.
fair but
GHM made a blood particle system in gmod before
frames start ticking down rapidly when theres more than 1 enemy
especially when it gets intense
am i cooked if im going for refflexes + intelligence build in cyberpunk
thats bcz willie is incredibly unoptimised
reflex is tuff so yea
forgot what int did already lol other than some important mission stuff
quickhack shit
quickhacks are good
Oh yeah? Ur mom is serious
Ha got em
Roasted af
that was tuff
who will win
not the perks so ion see the point of upgrading it atp
what the FUCK is that
sir moai of easter more like sir moai OLD of easter
i feel like switching to technical
who even uses smart weapons lol
smart shotgun feels nice
ehh
unfortunately it's true
sort of
you're still a goofball
i'm going to burn your trash can
youre a mod you have to be older than 18
cant wait for them to give willie facial expressions
i'm 27
mf are you saying you're under 18
go back to bed grandpa
VRO I CANNOT DECIDE WHAT TO UPGRADE FURTHER
reflex
halo 2 is an unc
ITS AT 15
uhhh
BODY IS AT 6 AND EVEEYTHING ELSE IS 9
uncle mod how was it like in black and white
body
why would i go for body
well sonny it was a nice time
fuck it im going for technical
Ha!
how old are YOU unc
cool is just mid
he's 47
Old enough to marry your mother
Ha got em
But fr probably
I am not 47
Silly mod should be called silly liar
41?
41 year old plugnb rapper
I am 30. Im a full grown man with a kid and LOVING ex wife 
3 years older than silly
you have little shit energy
heres a hint
i already do
ok that tells me absolutely nothing
I look forward to the day I need a cane to walk so I can start waving it around yelling at kids being loud
do you really?
i hope i don't need a cane when i'm older bruh
I think mcwonder is older than me by a couple years
i hope this is me when i am older
McWonderBeast is 53
i feel like zoomers will just mumble old brainrot memes when they get dementia
honestly i'm so curious how our older years will be, i believe that video games might actually help us with memory retention
there's not too much research in the field yet but there has to be some sort of connection
i believe they'd be like normal old people but with modern memes
and with a more accepting world view
we are addicted to dopamine so bad. weโre gonna be shaking at the bit man.
the future is bleak
i don't think we'll be that different form future generations either, like unless technology takes a huge boost and increase the gap won't be super large
like our old people now have no idea how to use phones or computers unless they got into it early which a lot didn't
so i think the culture will be different but the technology might be the same
they actually confimed that recently
if you believe there WAS life on mars please vote yes
no
i believe there is life on mars right now
yeah ur banned kid
This gives me migraines 
this is a breakthrough. this proves that there is alien life
i am disappointed
sory
they said it could point towards life on mars
i was right
is it not obvious tho?
there's ice on Titan ffs
what category of life
ok
some people (usually religious people) think there is no other life in the universe
no shit
itโd be kinda crazy if billions of years ago mars was basically like earth
we're not getting into that lol
yeah
dont feel like getting into an argument
you know what would be a nightmare, if we got advertisements on the moon
if you'd like to talk about it tho dm's are open
na
look up into the night sky and see a coca cola logo
you know what is a nightmare
it's gonna happen
can i bash on flat earthers here
that's a tough question
i'd say no tho
lmao
if we donโt collapse from the weight of our own greed beforehand
can i critique the stupidity of certain individuals who belive that the earth is shaped like a flat disk
can i bash on the 3 people who commented hate on my nexus mods page
the earth is flat because if it was a ball why no curve
bummer
becuz earf big
if earth ball why we don't see it spin
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because it spins once a day
fake
hop on a merry go round that rotates once per day
the sun spins
your mother is proof that things can be big round and flat all at the same time
it rotates aroujnd earf if you dun know dont spek
your mother is
uh
fat
jfc dude ๐
chrome was just murdered
ive seen that in yt comments before
its not special
cope
beak can stab
Omw over to nexus to leave hate comments
peter OLD /
cope
sir moai OLD of easter
Im going to make multiple accounts
im going to ma OLD ke multiple accounts
vl OLD ad
glorby mc OLD flinnigan
we're making fun of chromes mom for being fat
were making fun of OLD chromes mom for being fat
Vlad and Glorby Mc OLD Flinnigan are typing
oh
I feel dry
up yours
YOURE SIXTEEN???
that is BORING
what WEAPON MOD INTO HALF SWORD
Iโm judging you heavily :(
WHAT WEAPON SHOULD I MOD INTO HALF SWORD
Sir Sillius Moddus, what armament shall I produce
like weapon wise
yes
hmm
what weapon
a messer
imge
also usually i dont like making specific fantasy weapons
any weapon except specific fantasy weapons and chain weapons
and ranged
so no guns
or bows
or javelins
or grenades
or landmines
how about a comically large pike
alr done
i know yall love your spoons but sadly thats not possible
what
INCLUDING non european weapons
like scimitars
except i alr made them
what weapons should i mod into half sowrd
no specific fantasy weapons but fantasy ideas are allowed
no ranged stuff like javelins
no throwing stuff
no chain weapons
A flaming throwing star chain javelin of dragon slaying 
can we be deadass
image?
A giant spoon
๐
i hope i did not fuck everything up by saying that maybe corpos arent that bad
takemura looks chill cant wait for his ass to betray me
Choom doesnโt know ๐
and i dont want to know
i just keep switching between "hey takemura is cool" and "i should nuke arasaka"
Chat, deadspace remake is 80% off
and i cannot decide for life what to do
ok im going to bed bye
It's Friday!
Oh yeah
indeed it is
Forgot about that
"yeah bro i can fix her"
The state i found my bro in 2 weeks later
Hehe
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things to do in NC:
leave
cyberpsycho
hes doing that on the soviet made ship with the same name
not the og lost on the north sea
Real
silent still
it's about sleep paralysis
People can draw animal characters if there not furrys yk
Aimkid core
I think I actually prefer the animal characters over human characters
anything covered with fur is a furry
have you ever watched looney toons
Makes it less realistic, in a good way you know?
Wtf is woordenboek ๐ญ
Dictionary in a different language
BUT ITS LITTERALY DRAWN ON A PC
Thats awesome
Almost as good as antibabypillen
Lmao yeah
Is it Danish?
Norwegian?
I love silly compound nouns
nope
What is it
dutch
me af
that's what everyone says
yeah
i forgot the english word for Niederlรคndish
I would have guessed dutch if I had the knowledge I have now
my farts smell awful, but because they're mine they smell nice
Dutch
yeah i read that now too
my farts smell awful, but because they're mine they smell nice
you did not have to repeat that
i cant afford glasses rn, so i recommend u buying them for urself
i think you misunderstood the "w h a t"
I meant it for the context, not that i cant see what your writing
oh
the context was me farting, smelling it and i thought it smelled bad, but it's mine so it's not actually that bad and smells pretty nice
Well i mean
Why the fuck did we need to know that ๐ฅบ
well it's a general chat
general means about anything, right?
thought my fart was something pretty general
prob wasnt allowed to say it in #halfsword-chat-โ
subway surfers the bad ending
Nerd
Iโm fully aware lol
No thank you
i go schleep
no problem man
when will half sword finish?
like i wanna go in the castle like the trailer
I have no idea why the original uploader deleted this video. For posterity, I shall reupload it, so that all our children and our children's children shall never forget the proper way to end your film.
yuu
"character lived a few more years and died"
with fun music in the backgroud
Based on that meme of the ending of Blood Debts.
Anime is Gabriel Dropout.
Dudes
Owning like a herd of 40 bisons would be cool asf
You get premium meat
Everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner
And premium milk
will they add online multiplayer
Probably
You can make a LAN server using Mods
Hell yeah
but like if im not next to them
nothing you can do
Then find closer friends
you'll have to wait until the multiplayer update which is planned
When they said multiplayer they probably meant like a split screen mode
works for me
I don't know what you're talking about
good joke
Everything is in #faq
I know I know
I might just have been misinformed and or just haven't read the whole thing yet
It is not correct to say it is planned. Online multiplayer is not a focused feature of development, nor is it a promised feature.
Will it be looked into? Yes. Is it possible? Early research says strong possibility. However the focus of development for Early Access is the singleplayer experience.
@wanton portal wonder corrected me a little
its ok we can have halfsword LAN parties
we can bring back LAN parties for halfsword
honour left the chat
he did it
Say anything with enough confidence and you can convince anybody of anything
he cut my arm he got what he deserved
This is how you build community!
Whose statement are you trying to sow doubt it in funny man? 
LOL
Iโm not convinced
I have to learn competitive Pokemon.
Tcg?
I don't even know what that means
Trading card game. You amateur
my knowledge of Pokemon has been mostly "big do good damage"
but I have to learn competitive
for him
Oh the video games
Competitive isnโt that hard, modern Pokรฉmon makes EV training incredibly easy
Please tell the devs we DONT want online and to CANCEL it as an idea
This is a boomer meme if Iโve ever seen one. The irony is PALPABLE
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Hi
Hello!
My Gifs Do Not Work
You just reminded me I haven't eaten lunch. 
that one guy after he ran out of space on his chatgpt girlfriend
Crappy Vpn
Im reminding you to eat lunch
All work and no food makes mcwonder aโฆ.uh..
Why Would He Do That Is He Stupid
McWonderBland.
Get food or fucking DIE
Not sure if this is a threat, or factual advice.
Nope I Am Not Hungry
And Thats a promise
Hi not hungry Im McWonderBeast ๐
Whatever encourages you more
uo
but skipping meals is like a little adventure!
yo
Crappy Name Sounds Like A McDonalds Burger Name
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lmao
That would be ignoring my impulses and playing PZ until my blood sugar crashes and I wake in an ambulance.
I've never seen a YouTube clip in my life
This Man Is False
That is the lore.
Bros rich, taking ambulance rides for low blood sugar
Drowning in all this demo money broski.
so many
This Is A Image
correct
Drowning in willussy
LOL
What The Fuck Is Wrong With You I Wouldnt Do That
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
he would do that
Yeah I kind of expected it would be a hot minute. Gives us plenty of time to practice anyway as the game itself is pretty unique. I've got 30+ hours and I still struggle with light amounts of armor sometimes.
Does anyone know why every time I load into the game and click the violence level every time I click it itโs not working
Promptly Close Yourself
if i remember correctly you have to do a full reinstall
including deleting the files in %localappdata%
How do I do that
Follow this guide
I know how to uninstall
This Man Is Speaking Truth
ouch
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
this
That
Tis
In all fairness I guess the time spent to learning ratio is partially my fault, I spent a lot of my time in hobo battles and the non-armor tiers. ๐คฃ
car in a car
Vehicular In A Vehicular
Embed Does Not Load
Imagine
Is the file called half sword eu5
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
Read the guide my friend!
Okay for me it just wasnโt loading and could only load the test
hello silly people trapped inside my puter
They Do Not Like Icos
This Man Is Speaking False
wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup
Dead internet theorists where you at
Vehicular Looking
I Do Not Use Light Mode
no one uses light mode
it being lightmode is irrelevant
Dot
Actually Youre not working
child labor or smth idk
Kleiner
why are you capitalizing every single word ๐ญ
Hi Guys
Pantera mentioned
None Of Your Business
Wjat
ok cro\
This Is A Creature
Those who crow
You should teach him how to use his shift key properly
Nope Fuck You
you spam it so that
you team with people !
Iโm on free mode why canโt I choose any rank I want
Restart the game if it doesn't work
If youโre in free mode you can pick any tier but the last. If you donโt see that Youre either not in free mode, or you need to do another clean reinstall
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Whose Nuts Are That
willies
Why Are They Creepy
because they don't exist
Yea I completed the baron but I canโt pic it anymore
Smash This Man With Hammers
Tear This Man Apart
Well yes if you did the clean reinstall because of the gore selection issue it deleted your data.
A clean reinstall is deleting every game folder
ttt
trouble in terrorist town
YES
does brainrot get deleted on this server
yes you cannot say the toilet
Dead chat
when will be online mode?
q4 november/december will be splitscreen and maybe proper online if they can manage it
I sure as shit hope so
oh also add gambling
Pay Swordbux to get the battle pass
@wooden olive Could you try center crosshair without camera lock?
somehow center crosshair make weapon movement more central for me
I fiddled with it a few times and I cannot feel too much of a noticeable difference, i'd imagine that the way I play contributes to it a lot tho
I alway ride the outskirts of the smc
it's without camera lock?
I'm using no camera lock this way: pressing lmb only as action, not always lmb
that somehow adds more powerful blows for me
could be the follow through this doing it i think
no, you can see that my weapon was not active before the hit
no lmb
yeah I dont see the point being made.
you didnt hold it until you started to swing.
how does this relate to center crosshair?
It made my swings more close to the center, which allows me to do better hits
not sure how this works
But i've checked countless times
i know it suppose to add crosshair
but it somehow works otherwise for me
banned
what you just said is horrifically offensive to the Glorpmarian race
six seven
6 and 7
sixty seven
Hello chat, how are we all doing
I am getting very excited for comicon because a high quality costume Iโve been slowly piecing together is just about done
damn, cool
Indeed!
is the axe super blunt or is it just me
I donโt think Iโve ever worn or put together a costume this expensive and high quality before, so thatโs why Iโm so excited about it lol
