#general-catfish-π±π
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Chud life
gorgiest
What is this dogshit
also why is the baron using a spear
is that a fucking barbute
dude hes supposed to be using an armet
it's so fucking bad lmao
it's in french π
why mitten style gauntlets
with ai english dub
Je dois les 9 boss de Halfsword avec une seule vie. Je commence en tant que gueux et je dois gravir les échelons en affrontant manche par manche un nouveau boss de plus en plus équipé. Attention le jeu est très gore et peut heurter la sensibilité des plus jeunes. Découvre si j'arrive à aller jusqu'au bout !
Halfsword est gratuit et tΓ©lΓ©...
1% DE CHANCE???
π€€
mmmmmmmmmm bumble beans
would you like to sign my petition
french is not a real language
you cant convince me
the dread Big Willie
yo
im
im addicted to health pipes
ooooo 1 sec
Show me thy art
My stupid A.I generated chud son
goofy
god i fucking HAAAAATE ai
it ai was a person i would shoot that bitch instantly
all of generative ai represented by one guy i would hit him with a hammer and then blow him up
holy fucking shit
duh
insane blunt force and slightest cut leads to combustion
though longsword is way easier to control
doesnt feel as cheesy
stop halfswording my general catfish 
unhalfswords your halfsword
this is where silly mod keeps serious mod
π
bread π
bread π
hi unc
You ruined it
bread π
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bread π
brad
insert eye in the sky by Alan parson project
I feel amazed at the ability of roblox players to be afraid of genuine roblox links and get scammed by shit saying "free robuk"
reverse psychology
Hell naw
Or maybe Iβm using a greatsword
Cuz itβs THICK
and it flops all over the place
Usually with the sword I can slash necks pretty easily but with that thing Iβd need to expend 110% brain power
Just to hit the head
5 people in a row
caused me pain to look at this
jujutsu kaisen
the fog is coming
Who do I see about creating that spicy creator tag? π
Post a video about half sword and then talk to McWonderBeast
how many lobotomies have you been through
a rare visit from embodiment of insanity
is that the real head of silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCghxvUjhL8 done the first part
yes, indeed
holy moly
5
Literally just realized who you are lol. I'm subbed to you. But yeah, talk to McWonderBeast cause he's the community manager
Lobotomy kaisen, Invincibotomy, Spongebotomy square pants, One Botomy, One Punch Botomy
alot
xD Thanks! π Sure sure, I'll give them a message
why
why
s? sour? SOUR GRAPES
sour? is not a valid command.
Use the help command to see the list of all commands.
sour is not a valid command
not gonna lie
we should count to 10 fr fr
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
will there be a online part where you can vs other people
Read faq
complete the fucking numbers twin π
send a # to the faq
9
10
If you unhalf a half sword
Wouldn't it just be a sword
ungogetas your gogeta
no it would be an unhalfed halfsword
Skibididdy
THEY MADE ME FIGHT A FUCKING GOD
what the fuck are you playingπ
anything BUT facing the fear and building the future
wat
downloaded nightingale to try it out since they have free play till tomorrow and what in the world is this
w music?
are you implying me getting a j*b
looks like oxygen not included
Hello, i've encountered this glitch that wont let me play, tried reinstalling it, didn't worked, same with cache.
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
i am starting to get hate on big corpos now
holy peak
we need a god of war willie mod
which one is welcome chnanel
didnt affect me before
now i hate the monopoly and dogshit ux
mfs refuse to update their websites and designs for life π€
if it worked in 2015 it will work in 2025 π
bad word
we dont discuss it here
cuz its against tos and can ban server
your wrists will get slapped anyway
really hate how this game handle the walls only to be placed on a foundation and not on the ground
i wanna close the dam hole without the foundation
I stole corn
hi
haii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEcL3Q3WPWk this goes hard actually
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Itβs August 31st for everyone right?
I guess bro
Yo he genuinely pissed at tsπππ
Is it normal to have frequent nosebleeds
damnnn
This game looks so familiar
its nightingale
ah
gn
and if a double decker bus crashes into us
stupid
I'm very grateful to announce, THE AFC PLUG OF THE DAY!
68 Hard Willieβs have already joined AFC, Half Sword's first and only online competitive league that will begin when early access does, with fist play and weapons divisions with events in a card format. We offer rankings in every category, including a champion ranking. Join now to climb the rankings and battle it out for the championship belt! We offer fighting disciplines such as:
Muay Thai, MMA, Boxing, Wrestling (in the future) and armed fighting! (swords and all that shiz)
We also offer positions such as: Referee, Commentator, and Promoter!
Secure your spot in AFC 001 "Damnation" now!
**DM me for an invite. **
Logo & Event Posters made by me πΌ
Half Sword moderators in AFC: Mcwonderbeast (Community manager), Moai, Mantic, Ladiesman217, Fencer, GalaxyHighMarshal (HS DEV), and Kepontrucken! (voice actor)
i could not care less
Ok man dont gotta be so rude
68 people do care so your opinion was very much not needed π
i'm just honest what can i do
reminder that we're in a public chat
i saw that embed fail
embed fail ahahahah
DAMN IT
Two in a row π
embed fail alert
will he go three for three π€
everyone point and laugh at this user
just pack it in already
No.
live a life of shame as you wish
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I wonder why half sword enchanter was put under moderation reviews
It made the game too enhanced sadly
fencer think of a good album cover title for this picture
βCanβt beat off no mo Willieβs.β
Ok now think of a good name

I FINALLY KILLED HIM!!!!!!!
"proven valor"?
Straight outta willieton
whats the msot brutal you experineced in half sword?
One time I died
cut this guys head and shoulders off
what
@inner hatch use your eyes
use your eyes
Nooo :(
broke both his legs and arms
Looks cute
sacrificial lamb :)
I wonder what you are sacrificing him to
TFC
What is TFC BTW?
allo allo
The French Crown!
Team Fortress Classic is a mod for Team Fortress 2 that attempts to keep the spirit of the original build
Wait, so it is haunted by spirit of the original build?
Damn
ive lost 2 ships to tactical missiles
in battle against the fleet that launched them i lsot only a fraction of crew
ive failed the game thp bcs i ran out of fuel
gotta reset a save from ages before
im the spirit let me in
i got attakced on the last leg of my trip to get more fuel
kek
team fortress nerd...........
That sniper is a bloody sentry
Tf2.exe 
Hl2.exe
I know about one single mod
I stopped painting my minis for a few days, and today I picked it up again and started painting. Apparently I left my armageddon dust paint open for those few days so now the whole bottle is useless
Iβm too broke for this π
isnt tfc the steam game
Holy shit
Thereβs my list of what Iβm copping next
It's Jim Milton
I am huffing microplastics
I'm running a two day ASA print in my kitchen
Getting to the final push.
understandable
r.ip lungs
hope everyone is having a good day
ah
i see
okay
anyway
most patient roblox player
The chat is rather dead today
who put this near my house π
there are 3 of these creatures
average phonk listener
god damn it
lmao
what is even 67 about
portable hotbox
no clue
it's annoying
check out this hole
why do they do this weird wiggle when saying it
@boreal drum will the game have a fencing game mode like german fencing were first one to get a hit wins?
or is it disarm i forgot
it's so relaxing
just digging a hole
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LOLLL
the hole continues to grow
ask in #modders-guild-hall
ok
HELOO
hi archi
Hi
i have things i should be done till tommorw
but hgihfleet is stronger
dicking around in shipworks
is it really that good i got it a few hours on it but its a bit boring

i usually play as summoner
but i think because of hole
i'll be gunner
rock and stone
yes
after 40hrs found out you can pick them up and break there backs over the fence
banned for kebabe
hmmmmmm what the fuck have i came back to
brain rot
Why do all the blunt weapons feel way way way too heavy
Like in real life they were 6 pounds at most and meant to be mobile
And fast
What
You wouldn't get it
Youβre right I donβt
That I get
Can we get back on topic
Why are the blunt weapons so useless
Like they arenβt just sticksβ¦ theyβre meant to cave in armor and skullsβ¦ not just lightly pat them
stop halfswording my general catfish 
Facts 
Itβs the half sword discord server
captain misinfo
i hate you
where's general
i changed my name to lieutenant info just out of spite
i plan to start a movement for the separation of general catfish from the rest of halfcord
Just go to a hangout server
Thatβs the same effect
People think we're here just to talk about half sword? Despicable
We also have a place for halfsword chatters
Medically impossible
Itβs the half sword server
Yes
This is indeed the half sword server
this
Misinfo is far easier to spread than info
My grip on this server is TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

You're already joining the dark side. Because what you just said is FALSE INFORMATION
execution for spam
scratch that give me a cupcake recipe
they require an uninterrupted motion to do those things successfully.
they can and will break bones and skulls, through armor, sometimes in one swing.
but if willie has a shield or is good at defense, it gets very difficult to do.
Reading
full of hate
Who are you again?
everything i do towards captain misinfo is out of spite
Ai
tummy
Disposable
What
this is what captain misinfo looks like in real life
Info you're supposed to be funny not a bully
you dont know who i am
You're the opposite of me
See how happy i am
And how spiteful you are?
Just turn to the dark side
That's all you gotta do
joy and whimsy vs malevolence and evil
im full of joy and whimsy
and you're full of malevolence and evil
Even when I get a good hit it still feels like using a Dave and busters balloon hammer
9/10 people here fw me
you just cant understand my joy and whismy
Im the monkey
Thank you
Check out my deck
loud incorrect buzzer
Info killed chat
Blunts are awesome idk what that person was talking about
captain trucker gaming
they can be difficult to get used to compared to swords.
Blunts require MORE SKILL
YOU HEAR THAT HALFSWORDERS?
willie smoking a fat blunt update when
Yikes
I think the billhook has a decent difficulty hill
But once you know what to do its beyond easy to use
That's easy
Just swing at the head
It'll either knock em out for slice em
Or slice em*
At least someone said something about it
she halfsword on my willy till i plancons
execution in five minutes
well, not skill.
just the weight difference means you have a bit less control, and you have to anticipate more where the weapon and willie is gonna be before you swing.
execution in 6 maybe 7 minutes
you get it
they should add a mode...
where you can fight...
6 or 7 people... at once..
Tell the higher-ups the next banned word should be 67
tying a noose in 6-7 minutes
41 is newgen slop
69 is oldgen
buhurt already brings the framerate to its knees on the lowest settings.
we need physics optimization before any crazy game modes.
69 is unc status
21 is super oldgen
Brainrot infested chat
shouldnt have made the game in unreal 5 imo
halfsword scratch edition
too late
now with 1 additional fps
game looks good but crashes for no reason
someone reccomended me to turn off blood
it still crashes the same at random
its like when i strike someone after soldier tier theres a 20% chance my game gets bricked
below theres no problem but after soldier its like gambling
what is this abysmal dogshit blessing my ears π»
half sword runs and looks better than stalker 2 (at least stalker 2 at launch, I refunded it immediately)
so that's good enough for me.
usually I play dx12 epic, but I don't have access to a good power outlet right now, so my computer is not getting enough power to operate to its full potential
ew stalker
do you think this is going to be in history books in like 500 years
We're all gonna be dead in 500 years idiot
True
MORON
what if im built different
nuh uh
iβm gonna live forever
i will seal my brain in a jar and they will thaw it at the same time they unfreeze mr walt disney
genius
β οΈ
what if we achieve immortality through transcendence after encountering an archotech IDIOT?
oldest trick in the book buddy
a what
within the next 50 years
is ts like a fortnite thing
idk, I only know it from rimworld
oh god rimworld
i fucking hate that game
never played it

colony simulator jumpscare
i guess fun is subjective
people play hearts of iron for fun
thats wrose
Colon simulator jumpscare
Double that its like 6 maybe 7
I suppose I never really played the game properly, I mostly liked it to just let it run overnight to see what would happen to the map.
with a bunch of mods that add more simulated things like flooding, cell by cell temp, ect.
possibly 7
i swear to god the mods are abysmal
This video got me slapping my belly and farting πππ Im so incredibly gassy πππ
the only rimworld player i knew was my old friend and he installed pornmods
like anime furry girl colonies
it was terrifying
the mods drag loading times and fps to a halt if you arent careful.
you'll run out of ram and itll crash at some point.
WHAT
threw in a fun fact
WHAT????
You're only meme in file
and mods wich i dont know i can describe on this server
the forbidden mod
I know it well
adrian explain our eeffoc
Fallout 4 has a lot of forbidden mods
Nobody talks about that though
multiplyer
IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE IM FUCKING DONE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU - Marked Plyer
,
,
why did mark player get angry over the years
So twue king !
not based
yall on some dudeperfect shit
are there people in mongolia
He would grow up to repair the silk road
I love my billhook and my billhook loves me !!!
statistically speaking there might be a mongolian with halfsword in their steam library
There probably is
What the Fuck..
There was somebody playing in like international waters or some shit
yo im stranded let me run halfsword rq
#general-catfish-π±π message yeah this guy
WTF LMAO
that movie was so peak
Was it the one where he had a gsw to the head
And it was the alternate universsee
yeah
Yrah it was good :)
I love scones
and batman in that universe was bruce's father
Scones rock
this is an open letter to the person who wrote my warn i understand what i wrote and i am sorry that you had to read that shi β€οΈ
Iβm eating pumpkin scones
Yeah! And he used GUNS π¦
step into my Trapsβ¦
i really wish we got more from that universe, it's genuinely quite interesting
im gonmw
Hell no nobody is stepping in that
we need a slenderman to say "collect my pages"
Collect my pages !!!
trapper players having a field day with that one
what in the world
Slendmeran
i- i don't know how to react to that
collect my... my... um... my.. pag-... uh
Youβre getting moriβd
I loooove milk
Wtf why is this the first thing I see when I ppen the discord
Collect my er uh!!!! Pages !!!!
SODA!!!
Step into my traps give me my 4kβ¦.
why are all us presidents funny but the evilest people
don't do it kuba
π₯ π₯ π₯

god damnit
no politics
yeah you and everybody bub ok, no politics
wait was that political even
PLEASE
political figures = politics
Bhvr needs to buff me
we do not need arguments spurring
but thats Slenderman...
please don't argue with me
it's ok broskie
but i canβt eat it
What was the context in that clip
bc chocolatr taste good
You might be onto something
iβm begging you please step into my traps
paint it pink
DAMN
nerf pig
Nerf traps
buff blight and nurse again and then nerf pig again
do people even play dbd in 2025 or is this guy just like an ancient unreadable hieroglyph
to evrryone like me
yes
buff springtrap honestly
theres fucking SPRINGTRAP in dbd?
Who is that again
yes
they got Tokyo ghoul
and castlevania
fnaf dude
Is this a mongol dictator
Why were they all bunnies
Ohhh this guy
Isnβt someone making this thing irl
not all of them were bunnies
worst anime to ever collab
i agree
add fucking
????
baby death 13 who ate poop from jojo
add lebron james as a killer
do not add FUCKING add the fucking BABY
i know exactly who you're talking about lmao
add a zombie theyre spooky
why would they add FUCKING
Bro this is the worst tongue twister everπ
add fuckin kira
game would get 200k all time peak and it would stay like that for 200 years
IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
yes
My mouth is dry now
add FUCKING to dbd add Dicks and Butts and whatnot Bro.
Step into my traps
paint it pink
Re4 trap
add the penis stealer
i would never
Penis exploder weapon
No context to this makes it like 10x funnier
π
MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFEFENCD GUYS!!!!!!!
Kojima works in strange ways
JOE MAMA? HOLLY JOESTAR? THE FUCKING EGYPT??? WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Is that actually in the game
kojima hideo game
kojima is a freak
ye
Wtf π
im sitting down ass first in your trap foe that baby
I was jsut walking around motherbase punching my recruits and stumbled apon it
What the fuck??
on foenem
The Akatsuki trying to hack the ATM...
Kakuzu had to get his money somehow
Silly mod likes dark chocolate whatever he says is just wrong
Dw
Ik right
dark chocolate peak fym
This a joke right?
coppery
they should put the content in the game slowly
Hell nah
if they add all the fucking at once then the whole powergrid will explode from ghe surge of playeds
1: the DICK update
2:the ASS update
so on and so forfh
VAGINA updateπ³π³π³π³π³π³
at the very end they add epstein as a killer
π³π³π³
balls update
DBD revampπ³
How did you make this so quickly
this server is so smartπ₯Ή
shhhhβ¦.
This server makes me want to fucking KILL myself with a butter knife
it wasnt before me
esmbot
we're fighting over the group braincell
im winning
wdym youre winning i have it rn
this server is so fucking INTELLIGENT
Halfsword, more like half a brain cell
Rate my shi
6 or 7 outta 10
no e dragon spam, cringe
I said out of 10 IDIOT
i love Cr so much... i saw a group of friends last week.. looked just like a goblin gang.. threw log at them.. positive elixir trade
I went on a week long bender snorting elixir
did your stupid witch wife try to take custody of the skellies
My stupid witch of a wife? Yeah
Which wife?
Ztupid bitch witch wife
ztupid
she never seeinf ghe skellies again πΌπΌπΌ
I logged them all
im gnna find you and goblin curse rage yoi
this is getting worse by the second
Log predicted all of them
dropping my fat friend as a distraction call it sneaky golem in pockeg
6.7
Not the double take π
Why did you do all that bro
etd even is thst
He genuinely did not deserve ts
your snakr is not solid.you sre not a true solidsnaker.
My snake is solid
Is the ninja sword guy in the same verse as snake
did kojima take a look at his fucking erection everytime he had to come up for the name for a new snake
what snakes are there
im not a snaker
My snake is no longer solid
theres what
naked snake or big boss
punished snake
solid snake
liquid snake
did it melt
gaseous snake
incredible gassy snake
Yo holy shitπππππ
Whats wrong with dark chocolate ?
The second guyπ
???,
it tastes like ASS
you gotta lock in to feel the sweetness
its not your little baby hit you in the face noob sweet
you gotta lock in to feel it
you mean gray fox
I hate chocolate in general
im not american
but i know
i am not locking in to enjoy my fucking chocolate
Exactly
anyone know good cr deck?
white chocolate is better than dark chocolate
you are a noob then
SO TRUE !!!
Fuck you I love my artificial chocolate
white chocolate isnt even chocolate
never blinked
You guys should try kosher chocolate
its a literal bar of lead
more than chocolate
yes ik i dont care
i hate americans
and american food
during flash bangs
???
i aint even american
American food??
im just saying
fuck yo dark chocolate thirstin ass
hersheys is american
Whatβs American food
by extension
every single article of american food
what is hershey
Man fuck dark chocolate
A bite into any kind of chocolate and i just become thirsty
Dumbass food
Thereβs bad food and thereβs dumbass food
Yo what the fuck is up with motherbase π
Are you purposely finding these bro??
N
Why are we stumbling across another
Thats peak. Kojima, schedule another full scan of the female characters feet
why does he do that
on a second note
like why
Why not :(
why wouldnt he
AWESOMESAUCE!!!!!!!!
hideo game
I'm jsut reloading checkpoints so I can punch the two dudes that spawn near me and stumble upon these
would you feel bad knowing that someone is jerking it to your feet? i wouldnt
kojima when it comes to making dubious to understand games with 3 minute ladder cutscenes and scanning feet
Pfp checks out
Why are you evil bro
What the actual fuck?
Why is this the first thing I see when I open discord?
Bot ahh
were pro
hello bald man
is this Kojima
???
is that sekiro
is this van darkholme
Iβm gonna start doing that
that might be shinzo abe
i love memes with people who look like glam scp 096
feet are safe @quiet belfry
why are you pinging ME
you cant be mad at someone for liking your feet bro
kojima just a freak π
how does one get img perms
Whole time this is a boy
What the actual scallop?
Why is this the first thing I see when I enter the Krusty Krab?
Be in the server for over 2 years
I'm going to kill you
send feet pics to @neat tundra
seriously right infront of my kelp shake
How?? With your voice acting?? Is your voice gonna kill me??π³
send a willie audio
we (yes WE) are gonna get you pregnant
What are you gonna do scream at me??
send me some exclusive willie voicelines
Are you gonna pregnant me??
willie JOI ASMR video when
seriously we waiting
Yoo whtπ
are you gonna take a pissy





