#general-catfish-π±π
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even the unfinished is amazing
which one
peasent boss
π
but how can you not beat the peasent boss
bro
people learn slower
forgot about this filter
k
i cant
post gifs
so
just figure it out
1984
You just have to be level 2 bro
what do you mean
dont be mean to the new guy
Nuh uh
i would post sad peanut
embed failure
keep trying big dog. the game gets a lot easier with some practice
use ur imagination
It's somewhat of a tradition to haze the new fellas when they embed fail
real
am gon go now
play
brutally uncensored games
i know but meany no good
like halfsword
i remembered when i was first embed failed
and you're judging?
Yeah.
Woah bro, no judging over here
Pretty fun game.
what the actual rizskibsigma
You tell em Cambodia Liver17371818

I love this
Just get the long candle stick and hit him with it
I didn't made it, Melon made it methinks
nie mogΕem bo miaΕem albo szczypce albo taboret
Actually, is Melon still alive?
is bloodtrail good
no
ah ok XD Still a great coincidence, even the name is nearly the same lmao
or idk
i wanna play that when i get a better pc
Pick up the knife that is on the middle always and stab him with it
love gore games
especially vr ones
guys do u have any idea how to fix the blood spatter
thx
my blood splatter looks off

wrong gif
gn guys gonna helldive then go bed
YOOOO
is 3pm for me what the willzer
my penis got cut
MY NAME IS SHIZTON (INDONESIAN) NOW
I FEEL SO HAPPY
tried cinematic mode for a picture and my gpu started to give up, everything started flashing green red and blue
π
based
Happiness?
XDDD
YOUR PC IS GONNA EXPLODE RUN AWAY AND GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY
In the halfsword discord server?
WAIT, DON'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME

PLEASE
There is a halfsword discord server?
yeah
Nuh uh
silly is lying
whats a half sword
IS HALF SWORD A DRUG
There is Half Sword inside you
i want a knife and one of those
my blood splatter llooks like red stick falling out of someones body
This might be a halfsword idk
how do u genuinlt fix it
is that talions dagger/sons sword
in 2 seconds
Idk
do it irl ong its so fun
Do you want a full one
i did
:(
did you also do my made up war crime called willie smuggling
my best bud got shot 67 times in the chest for it
anyone got footage of the pvp mode!?
67?
The one kick leg break is the reason why I keep living
I WON
it feels so mustard and 67 with a little bit of mango
this is what it felt like to scroll instagram in 2021
Wait until commoner
Congratulations
@lost palm
when are they adding the MUSTARD NOT LIKE US DRAKE update?
where you can throw bottles of mustard at your opponent
Tommorow
and i got 1 quotes
and your opponent is drakes
@lost palm
2*
also
in the mustard not like us drake update
when you press g you dont insult, you scream MUSTAAARD! like in the hit song by kendrick lamar "tv off"
Iβm gonna shove a spear up your ass
Mods, can we ban this guy
mustard chungus π
for a second i thought his hair was toes
Also are they adding flintlocks?
boi so PACKGOD! 67
I think its not historical but a handcannon could be added
100 wholesome reddit moment. take my updoot kind stranger! thank you for the gold kind stranger!
I think it would be pretty cool to dual a knight with a gun
me after half-swording my opponent's flintlock up into their chin
my arm got cut off my atleast my penis is alr
whats the relis date?
Tommorow
silksong is tomorow
full sword tomorrow!
2 swords next month?
yes theyre adding 2 new swords
the uhhh
reverse grip longsword
and uhhh
a specific person just got a heart attack because of that
good
sellsword arts be fucketh'd
fr tho i hope the mustard sus diddyblud drake update comes soon
oh yeah in the early access instead of being sent to the void you get sent to the philippines
Put it back into its place
I just realized that the abyss is just Wyoming
so now am peasent
The cycle resets
honestly i recommend using freeplay for practice unless you're really insistent on getting the gauntlet experience
i got chopped in half
Beavis and butthead shot dead in south Florida
i got chopped in half again
stop getting chopped in half
its not good for you
Go home and play halfsword instead
just wrestle bro
how can your head get chopped in half if your opponent is on his back getting smeshed
wrestle the boss bro
if you can get close, you can take him down, single leg
my enemy got chopped
the first boss?
yes
if you can find a big chandelier just use it and stab him
with the spike
if you cant then quickly get below him and grab the big knife in the middle
im ass at this game but this works like 99% of the time for me anwyay
i won
Just use the pitchfork
yea
my leg got vchopped
And for the fourth one just use the pitchfork
I like it too its pretty good
my chharacter kicked too hard and hit his head
love the static image
how-
you tried the spin kick technique but got your toes in your face instead?
it doesn't look like that for me
no
i kicked
and my character got
bended
and
hit his head
with a fence
i got chopped in half so ahrd
that game lagged
my pc is tripping balls these days
lmao wtf
pitchfork v pitchfork si so funny
that looks sick ngl. I feel like the more common graphics is high
or is that just me
I WON WITH THE PEASENT
I USED
RUSSIAN TECHNIC
CALLED
HURRRAAAAHHHH
fuc
i died
again
now am armless
his big toe is all whats left
ballet
g
has anyone been crashing more lately? I used to be able to fist fight fine up to baron tier before crashes mattered now i cant seem to get through 2 matches before i get a fatal error ;CCC
Slight miscalculation
4th wall breakage
goodnight other willies
oh hey it's that game where you can eat your own shit
Indeed
Can there be a rule against ai slop
Peak
WTF I was on do not disturb all day!
and βͺοΈ π maybe β€΄οΈ π you think β€΅οΈ π you are right β©οΈ π that is why sometimes π π a third person- π₯ π
Progress
fire
[Join ](#general-catfish-π±π message)the fight!
this game is way too easy for souls like
Any possible way of playing the demo build? Like the PvP one
sick
where is that? cant find it near the seal
nevermind found it
Does anyone know where a 1484 poster is to use as a template
of big brother Willie
theyre doing split screen in EA
hopefully Steam Remote Play works aswell
I am very excited for whatever gamemodes the devs have been cooking up
Every update I think has been good
even the April fools one
I like the new fighting
And combining all gamemodes into 1 makes sense
I want pvp
yeah yeah, get in line
1 vs 1 will be op with friend or random PvP
I cant wait full release
π« frogs.live_94767, that command is disabled in this channel.
fu
pentagon, late 2001
none that i know of unless there's a mod or something
I'm changing your name again
Gun mod for half sword when
how do you not get crippled in ultimate challenge
This one?
I converted it into a proper template to use in the Bluemarble script.
Drive Folder
awesome
#vtuber #envtuber #softvtuber #cozy #sleepy #comfortcore #wholesome #asmr
do you guys spend extra time dismembering and desecrating the corpses of champions?
i do that with normal willies
if they piss me off too much
if i die to them too many times, or if they insult me i cut off every single one of their limbs until they die
Is there a way I can download the abyss demo version?
the abyss is present on the current version
it is in demo right now
I know, but I'd like to play the previous abyss demo
Back when it was its own separate thing
I'll look into that, thanks
There is not, no
dude my friend be losing her fucking mind
mods, strangle whoever made this video through their monitor
no seriously what the fuck was he trying to do here
he is trying to craft bed rock but he put sticks instead of coble stone.

craft a bunkbed
challenge accepted.
Okay, but know that I'm only half done
just tell me the rules and I will get started
There are no rules
BET.
whats the keybind to remove hud
what hud
death screen when u die if thats possible
js press c after i die?
yeah
i meant like the death screen doesnt play at all im guessing that impossible
correct
Erm βοΈπ€ thats the PIAT anti personal launcher not a panzerfaust
I know,
I just, how do you confuse a spring powered fuck you with a rocket propelled crew liquidator
that's not a panzerfaust btw
I never said it was?
I know that lol
XD
talking about the thumbnail
speaking of the piat, has any other game aside BFV allowed you to use it as a mortar?
π€·
The context doesn't make it any better π
its not context its my quess
dud like howdafuk am I supposed to aaaaa...
Craf de fukin uh
De bedrock
alt tabs to online gambling
this cuh so intelligent β€οΈ
ragebaitdeer moment
what am i looking at
forgot the context
help us out
Linking my Google account. No way lmao
?
The register page
Registering with a Gmail email and linking your Google account with a 3rd party service are two different things
I mean i'm looking at it, Wplace is incredibly popular at the moment and I'm not finding anything talking about the security issue of linking the account
Wplace is pretty reputable
you do you
its pretty fun though, finding art that people have been making all over the world
If youre not signed in atleast check your hometown and look at the art there
so much deltarune
Hi hello
listen
Holy smokes, ts peak
A buddy of mine linked his account to that shit. Two days later, poor bastard got eaten by African wild dogs. Donβt trust that shitty business. Real scummy stuff they got going on.
yea lol im not giving them my email or anything
they are GUARANTEED to leak my shit
Night hoggers
They were correct!
do we heal over time in the game?
really?
im sorry I won't doubt any of your pixel placing
Yeah look at the picture the area you made transparent has the light tan template in it you goober.
Doubt everything always!
That line of dark grey across the top goes all the way across btw. Looks like you may already know though!
on the bottom too?
Nope, its an accent line not a frame.
ok
ola pessoal
That line and a few sections in Willies face is the last bit of dark grey.
pq n tem pessoas com cabelo no jogo?
hello mcwonderbread!
Hair will be added in Early Access! Coming near the end of this year.
#espaΓ±ol
Hello fireball from hell.
o jogo vai estar disponivel que dia?
does turning the gore up all the way affect anything about how fast people die including yourself? because without gore i dont die to a regular hit to the leg, but with gore all the way up I just keep getting one shot.
The gore effects how easily you dismember. If you want to get cut up easily without dying lower the NPC and player damage.
This game would still be popular if they just listened to the community and added more gamemodes and worked on multiplayer instead of adding so many armor types and CABINETS
petah whats your hema rating petah
They are working on multiplayer bruh they are doing a test at some convention for multiplayer
Pull up to Haddonfieldβ¦
oh shit its the real micheal myerss
On the Evil Within i wonβt slime you
Devs if ysll want my opinion i like the cabinet without decal
Abiotic Factor
Specifically, an assault event that can happen after you visit Canaan.
goodmorning willies
off for a year and first thing i get is a cougar charging at me
i bless you with story mode new game
no more online mode torture brother
i didnt play the story mode yet
you must
just finished the prologue and hopped onlline
red dead redemption 2 is the best game i've ever played for a reason
u gotta finish the story
i left the story for a better pc cause i was sitting on ancient gtx 1060 and wanted the game to look clear when i do the story xd
ok
caveman experience
Iβm sure all the things there putting in the wip are just things for the environments of a story mode or something and they just donβt wanna show like a potential game mode or new feature until they are 100 precent sure itβs gonna be in the final game
Beast son of wonder. Hello how be you?
no way i just got beaten to death by a guy with a candle stick
cant believe i fell for it
why is it in the old trailers, there are multiple large maps and large scale battles but in the game we only have two maps available in the NEW edition
hope we get brigandine soon
guy doesn't get it
Nah don't call me stupid
youre stupid
it just doesn't make sence
piss off
MOUNT AND BLADE MENTIONED
I have put so many hours into Mount and Blade: Warband on my Xbox 360β¦
i get that but how come they managed to have it in the trailers in an older version of the game
because they can
Because they were in the old Itch.io demo, I think?
The one out now IS a tech demo after all.
fairs
Nope it is two part. Was template for a role badge, before willie model a generic low poly model was used which looked like a man made of butter.
Will Willieβs Willie be fully modeled in the full game?
oh god
Those old maps were made as placeholders, they do not stand up tp the longterm standards that have been established. There were allot of minor inaccuracies.
Sad.
Automatic rifles when
McWonderBeast hi
Nuclear warfare when
Ain't you Cambodian
so the maps basically just werent meant for propper gameplay
A few centuries after EA.
No
Great!
cant wait
Half Sword should have a crossbow that you fire once innacurately, and then use as a blunt weapon. It would be so awesome. It would be so cool. /jonkling
imagine how hard it would be to aim though
is crossbow gonna be day on one early access
Well thatβs the neat part, you canβt.
The best way to look at it is that all builds before the original abyss demo were all minor tests, that is why there has been so many variations of HS over the years.
Happy!
I birthed a weaponβ¦ youβd better be paying child supportβ¦
Crossbows officially showcased a few weeks ago.
#work-in-progress message
can you shoot yourself
360 noscope
If you try to aim it hard enough.
(You canβt, refer to previous statement
ah
I mean can you run your self into a wall? If you can aim at it you can shoot it. HS is Physics based through and through.
well I did manage to slice my own face off with a sword once
so
fair enough
Never been able to recreate it. I once threw a sword straight up and it landed in my shoulder stabbing straight through into my chest.
I died by falling onto my sword after a willie disarmed me. The sword kinda just flew up from the ground and sliced me in half.
Physicsβ¦ so realisticβ¦
Lol Search squatty sword in the sever. It gnarly you been warned.
The low framerste may have helped with thatβ¦
Arthritis experience.
Ts so peakβ¦
Do you know how expensive and delicious kebab is?
No.
yes
debatable about delicious though
i prefer Shawarma to kebab
i know
amazing
shawarma is more filling and less expensive
people just be filling the shawarma with french fries and still call it shawarma π
ew
I saw the mother but couldnβt get a picture
DΓΆner is best
doner kebab
DΓΆner kebap
dollar ke bap
PomdΓΆner
guys what do i do he ain't surrendering
Yesterday I got early access to play Metal Gear Solid Ξ: Snake Eater Remake after purchasing the $90 edition on Steam, there were many red flags for this game like a 60 FPS cap which no matter how powerful your GPU actually is, the game will never go above this framerate.
The experience has been interesting to say the least, lowering the setti...
My metal gear is so solid that I am now a snake eater
1384
dΓΆner vs dΓΆner kebab (actually just dΓΆner)
i just beat ultimate challenge
took me like 15 tries
beat gauntlet 6 times and ultimate challenge once
im done with this game till early access drops
π
Help the fbi is gonna get me
beat baron with no armour and fists and your done with the game
hey guys
some people dont understand that im working on pack 4 and so they insult me for not telling people how to download my mods
low iq individuals
the metal gear is so solid in ue5 you wont get any frames
it got the same stuttering as oblivion remastered
i mean all it takes is 1 chatgpt request
and paste it into descirption
guess what
its there?
make it big letters
i heard this song so much i began to hate it
Does someone know whens the full release?
fourth quarter of 2025
So it should be out soon
yes
On steam or epic games
both i think
Okay, thank you guys π
sory
Hahaha yeah i figured
hi
Really wish they add pvp game would be perfect
baron unarmed gg i have as well took me many tries
On jah nem
Only regret is that I cant figure out how to unequip the armor they give you at the start of the ultimate challenge
buh buh buh framegeneration buh buh
call it heresy but
I think ima make myself a burger for breakfast once daylight starts to show
i thought you got given none and you have to pick it up
That's what I was going for
I NEED
CYBERPUNK
RAHH
IT IS 40 EUROES ON GOG
why do i have the witcher and metro last light redux on gog
cuz why not
what prob you bought them
no they were free
Pull up to Haddonfieldβ¦
it says i purchased it tho
but there is no way i bought it and never actually played
fuck that
gog cyberpunk ultimate edition is 40 euroes
there is no way its gonna get cheaper than that
wait does it
no it doesnt
Demo will be back at full release π
any sale more than 50% for hollow knight anywhere
idk if they will remove the demo or keep it
remove it like most games
GM is 10 dollars in sale btw, full price isn't even 20, it's 16 haha
so full sword will be 16
and half sword will be 8?
I think Half Sword will be like 25$
20$ isn't even a lot
or more
nononono full sword will release in 2035 for sequel to half sword fr
true
i assume its alot but still
and will feature viking samuri and many more dlcs
I think that devs said that demo is just 10% of the full game
it means way more stuff in release
if demo has gaunlet and is 10% then 90% will be very good game
Demo has gaunlet, abyss and free play tho
yes so full game will have way more stuff to do
Why did you skin him?
did not hes js eepy
postpunk might be 2nd best thing after bbreakcore
we love skinning!!!!!!
i may have turned him into a pile of mush but i swear i see movement
do you guys happen to know if its somehow possible to use crypto in gog
crypto?
yes
crypto
i am going out of my way to pay for the game but im starting to lose it
organs for sale!
Do you know how expensive and delicious kebab is?
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perhaps a reseller
he got skinned
hes handsome
argh
what game
cyberpunk
a cheaper equivalent is Cruelty Squad
π
crulety cat
does anyone know when the game is releasing?
HD gaming
q4 this year
nah thats allan wake
man i can't wait for the max payne remake they're doing
*alan wake
allan wakke
*aallaann wwaakkee
Roastedddd
Woah, what the frick???
wow rali you're being very toxic rn
kills and eats you
https://kkinstagram.com/reel/DNwYWIdYmuQ/ Morning chat
2
haha i saw this on tiktok, love this silly goober
are you excited for the remake
:)
i'm glad that song is coming around again it's unironically a banger
yes
Remake of max payne gonna be fun
I played through the whole series about half a year ago and had a blast
i just hope they use Sam Lake's face
remake of major payne when
even on 3 which felt more like a combat demo for gta5
Its TURE !!
π¦
Omg omg omg Silly Head hi!!!
evil rali
I top frag in tf2 640*480 75fov
As battle medic
HELLO SHIZTON (INDONESIAN)
God forbid women have opinions
god 75 fov is actual cancer to play on
I love the german voice for max payne
Get on my level
I can't stand anything below 90
Also funny it's the only dubbed part
I top frag as normal medic 
cuz 1 was banned and 3 was by rockstar
Edited
Hot
Lmao
lol how did 1 get banned?
I'm trying to remember wh
what group could of made them got ban?
π€¨
Mein name ist Max Payne
i am an ALCOHOLIC
idk I think they put it off the index in 2012 or something
still cant buy it on steam tho
maybe it's jsut off steam in general
idk
HA GERMAN MAN
max drinking and taking the equivelent of a small pharmacy with how many pills and alcohol he drinks in the games
i can't launch it properly
it's always bugging out
I am from England and Germany seems crazy authoritarian to me
it's right there man
That is like someone from Gary Indiana saying 'man your town is rough '
thank you pregnant clippy
I am so fucking sick today
well this was mostly in the 90s and 2000s
they don't do that anymore
I had to come to work anyways because I live in duh land of da free (north)
And can't afford not to
at least very rarely
I feel like I am going to die
UPS
DHL, SORRY!
Ups, more like uppies
Email Remedy about getting the game up for germany
Approved games for sale in Germany:
- forklift simulator
- euro truck simulator
- webfishing
@wind geode scratch that. Take two since they own the IP
Gives you Dying Light like a really cool boss
construction simulator
Kind, even
and postal 2
Teardown but destroying voxels is disabled and you can only add non explosive props
tho I could get a steam key from the official rws website
minesweeper?
bro... GOG had postal2 for free with liek 12 other uh... adult oriented games. For that censor ship of game fiasco with card providers
Eater, hi
hi shizton
cant even play FEAR
YOU CANT PLAY FEAR
RAHH
bruh
no nude girl riding you in fear 2. How sad
No fun allowed in germany
Literally 1984
Protecting the german people from nazi imagery was my original guess but now, I think they are just the fun police
@wind geode whats stopping someone from just... pirating the game in germany?
Do they watch you through your computer or ISP?
I tried the tech demo for low budget repairs
couldn't get past the tutorial because it was in polish
and broken
the textures were just gone
Is that landlord game sim ?
But was it fun ?
how does logging in via discord work on some websites
I tried this
It looks like it is so low effort and an asset flip so i don't recommend. There are better polish games
like do they actually link your account to discord username or they just take your email
I wish I could play cod2 and Waw uncensored
they steal your discord token I guess
Is that gabe newell!?
gn
Discord probably has some linking API or uses some third party that Discord authorizes for the linking . Then it authenticates between Discord and API, and if it passes, then the API confirms the check and the website stores the data of your username and check confirmation. At least that's what I would think.
No way it's the stalker money
the money fro mstalker
i mean it just doesnt seem safe
the stalker
yeah, still a fun game
discord can delete your account at any moment
Second best game set in brazil after max payne 3
got almost 300 horus on it
Too violent
does that terminate your accounts on other websites as well?
I woudl assume you can re-link it
a little bit
maybe gameplay is not that good but designs are js insane
I was 7 years old π₯
the game world
no this is peak
and arts
Says it right their on the title
i will kill you
anyways games when i was 5 to 10 gave me insane impressions
Obligatory support for ready or not
#1316481975535669340
you know I got free time maybe I should once again 100% the achievements (They will add more in the next dlc)
The game fell off after leaving early acess
I still have 110h in it tho
i cant control how ai enters the room therefore game is ass
._. Yeah you can
._. you gonna make me boot up the game aren't you
π€― half of their asses could be met with a shotgun in their back for all i know
i cannot control them past entry
skill issue
THey are just gonna initially clear the room if you tell them to use utility when their stacked on the door
Before recent update (I still don't know if they have fixed gas) I would always breach with gas, since they would wait till it spread before breaching
a guy wears a gasmask
a guy is sitting in a prepared position
with mg
they dynamic entry everything
they are getting annihilated on entry
and i cannot stop it
you can always breach first
Just go in first and not die
you cannot enter the room slowly
they will spread and still die and i cannot control it
i need to pray their aiming skills are good enough
and they dont get met with 3 guys in a corner



is this emoji a warband reference
