#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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idk i just got it
Okay just install ksp
people say it's very extensive
i could try streaming some ksp for u if u want
wym?
sure
i have ksp 1
bet
it was free on epic
whats ksp
and i got it
yes ksp1
kerbal
why lmao
Its dead
the studio abandoned it
not a finished game
no support no updates sadly
my KSP is pretty diff from stock tho
i fucking lied i didnt go to bed YET
why is youtube history search ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
it's 6 pm

FUCKER IM LOOKING FOR A SPECIFIC VIDEO WITH A TITLE
HE SUGGESTS ME TOPICS BASED OFF TITLE
youtube playlists are even worse
you can't search in them at all
dude wearing amogus shirt
.-.
eastern europe?
yes
congrats, youre in central european summer time
ong
msk
lemme make my ksp launch
takes a min
i mean
why
he looks like
how much even is ksp
it shows its like corrupted
let that sink in
Brazy world
got it free on epic long time ago
i got it and basically never played it
same
youtube try not to tell me there are exactly 10 videos about topic everyone talks about because it doesnt want me to watch anything with less than 10million views
i cant fucking install ksp @upbeat skiff
go on show me your rifle when that fucker gets into your bedroom and just stares at you
i dont care if bro is made of pure evil intertwined with fibers of unfiltered hatred
im magdumping
you ever heard of urbanspook?
no
watch it
we are going to jump around and lift things.... its fun...
theyre live
update
what is it
analog horror
When can we expect to see this in game?
brazy
Me with devil may cry 5
Later okay?
Sure
He wasn't the bomb expert.
Lol
okay i managed to install it
Agreed.
lets go
How did the split screen stuff come out
nice
show me the basic ropes
wait
im building a fat airplane
okay this plane is fat as fuck
i think its impossible to get in and out how fat it is
im gonna wait
cant talk tho
@upbeat skiff note that i wanna play vanilla for now to learn
Okay sure
@upbeat skiff okay how about i stream it to you now and you tell me stuff
the void is here
Hi mong!!! Liab!!!!
hi sheep
@upbeat skiff wassu[
yo
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2518790/Hieronymus/
Visit us at Gamescom 2025: Indie Arena Booth, Hall 10.2, Booth F010g - E019
Explore the weird, surreal worlds of the medieval painter Hieronymus Bosch. Encounter grotesque creatures and make use of a variety of historical weapons and alchemy to unravel your families’ mysteries.
...
its indescribible
its like trying to describe the taste of a strawberry to someone thats never tasted one before
Dude this looks awesome! It is like a Bruegel painting come to life.
Honestly id probably fw jeans on boast
and its gonna be on gamescom!
It is crazy how I can dump hundreds of hours in the game, hundreds more watching clips, and each day I still see somethign new.
Dude striaght gave you a win.
it kinda caught me off guard
i was expecting him to like stop but no he just impales himself 😭
went as i expected
as much as I love this game
the baron level is absolute shit
its totally unfair
the enemies just constantly walk into you
they dont even have a stance or anything they just run into you and stomp you
and when 3 of them do that and at the same time they have spears you cant do nothing but die
if you manage to kill one
another will kill you from behind
you dont even have time to pick any weapons up after killing your enemies because the next wave spawns instantly and rushes to you in 1 second with their spears
like just look at these clips
and now this one they're straight just running into me
not even fighting
ive been stuck on this baron level for like 10 hours already
So I paused the trailer to look for the Bruegel painting it reminded me off, found it finished the trailer and the painting is in the trailer itself!
That's what the game is based on yes!
This is my favorite era of medieval art.
its really love craftian I love it
I love it a lot as well, not as much as the other eras but this is still pretty kewl
why's she so fucking fast bruh
we've graduated from unreasonably slow NPCs to unreasonably fast NPCs

whats that game
unreasonably fast child simulator (2019)
the song from the second level
You should be swiping at their legs when they walk into you
morale booster 9000
clair obscur : expedition 33
They leave their lower body completely exposed
wack name
Why did I think this was Lies of P for a second
why does this look french
cause she in paris
you got a favorite artist and you want a fangame its either this or brutal orchestra GO
dude holy shit where can i get the buttnaked loadout
die and win at the same time
Clair obscur 10/10 game, made me emotional.
yo when is half sword releasing
Difficulty wise : harder on the start honestly.
No release date bro.
But
Early access is said to be released in november-desember.
the only game that made me emotional is A Plague Tale so far
I don't wanna spoil you on the story, but it's really plot twisting.
started on hardest difficult
expert i think
The games not too hard, even for expert.
Just need some time learning the timings.
did you play it in english or french?
Because Clair obscurs animator's had multiple freelancers, some animations are off beat.
Uhhh English.
I can't understand french.
thats fair
hi
Ngl, I have tasted a decent amount and even I can't describe it.
Probably lack of vocabulary on my part.
same i just do play some games in their supposed to be language for immersion . playing sekiro in japanese mid boss fight and reading the sub for example xd
Sekiro best part is... MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKAAA!!!
Ngl, those chinese Shaolin movies are good.
Might watch another one of those tonight.
kung fu hustle is my fav
Have I watch that? I just forget movie titles.
you should if you didnt
theres no good movies as this one
Could debate but yeah.
same goes for shaolin soccer
They had people flying.
This is why Shaolin is sacred.
just looking at the images of the movie making me giggle xd
hi
Wish there was an auto restart button or something for the ultimate challenge, spent way to much time have to go back to menu and press play again lol
The serious Shaolin movies are as good as the funny Shaolin movies.
name me some good once if you know any
The 36th chamber of Shaolin
Probably the most popular one, and it's understandably why.
thanks did you watch this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bhlZsR0bss
Couldn't find a raw version of this masterpiece so I decided to upload it myself.
Source: https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/468614/#osu/1312156
Thanks to comments, source of the movie is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJF76IqE3ec (Future Cops - 1993)
What in the street fighter is this bro
I'm confused too.
didnt watch it yet but planning to
la gmod
haii
i mean tbf there isnt really another way to explain beans put onto toast when its literally just beans and toast combined
limited offer my ass
Those prairie dogs they'll sleep during the day
get it bro
you only have 8900 days left
its all fun and games until someone slaps your cheekbones out of the window
24 years man
it'll be gone before I know it
get it bro
my m key is broken
help
stick it to the stickman is finally releasing on steam in 3 days
if im goning and i lose my peenar whats next
Ok so your arms just go different ways when u move your mouse.
like you can windmill
or
uhhh
you can fight like a boxer or like fight in unique ways if you understand 😭
kinda like move your arms differently instead of fighting the same way
Hi.
just do so that if you hold a button you enter a different stance or such
like how if you hold alt you jab / stab
im so good at understanding poor explanations
YESSS like more to the fighting instead the same things
What does this MEAN
THANK YOUU
Didden bludden
more skills? would be cool
like being able to swap out the time slow
to become stronger or something instead
wielding weapons easier and punching harder
have you ever played bloxfruits with your life on the line
Do you know how expensive and delicious kebab is?
exactly like making where we can fight differently instead of the same on SOME modes
Lets be friends instead of fighting okay?
no
silence yourself at once, scallywag
it depends on where you will buy it and who makes it
no. fight to the death
Cant win with infertile fellas
we already know they are planning custom weapon building
size, weight, length, idk
and that could be interesting with different skills
deportion
oh
bar of soap
that sounds lame
unintuitive
what's even more lame is only being able to kick, slice, thrust, and punch
I would love a functional uppercut
wtf else do you want to do
Very toxic for a mod. Take a chill pill
i genuinely just don’t understand what else there would be lol
you can already uppercut it just requires a bit of fiddling and a very certain distance, hard to target the head though
i would love some more improvements to the way arms work but making keybinds for something as simple as stances is not the way imo
different stances or ways to fight would be cool
you can do like 80% of fencing stances already
tbf unarmed combat is a little undercooked at the moment
there’s just some stuff with online and offline points that doesn’t match up sometimes
all we need is mordhau and im good
is there currently a way to make a custom weapon
i cant throw my spears like javelins
people didn’t do that in the fifteenth century enough for it to be its own mechanic
they weren’t built for or optimal for throwing
i want to throw something
it will be a feature in early access
currently there isnt
without having to practice throwing for 3 hours a day
you can throw things already
how to people make weapon packs then
skill issue then
unity itself?
i don’t think it’s crazy not to have throwing assist in a game that takes place in a time period where nobody really threw weapons
black magic
i mean you CAN throw weapons if youre good enough in hs
outside of like 2 specific grips for stances you can pretty much do the basics of any main fencing system from the era
my message does not dispute or conflict with this at all
just said it
randomly
i agree, but adding better boxing mechanics shouldn’t be the focus imo
also true
it aint half fist
weapon packs are mods made in blender (or somewhere else idk) and not part of the vanilla game
just aim for the head
better grappling and automatic targeting for grabs, plus more intuitive ways to perform takedowns should be the focus
not “add a key to change my boxing stance” type stuff
how do people add em ingame
black magic
the only “stances” on my wishlist are bicorno and the anti-spear meyer(?) grip
plus being able to adjust whether your sword is vertical or horizontally pointed on the fly
i jus want less clunky stabbing lol
stabbing def does need some work
which seem to me like they would make for good unlockables or something you have to “learn”
ooooooohhhhh
that's fire actually
i dont like how you instantly die with the most minor damage
a cool thing to add would be being able to grab the enemy's weapon
you can
how would you react if i cut you with a sword
i do too but i genuinely don’t know how you’d fix it while not handing well-placed stabs to the player
grabbing their hand can make them drop the weapon
it visually looks like just the skin being cut
i said GRAB THE ENEMY'S WEAPON
i agree, grabbing the blade of a sword is a very important HEMA technique and should be included
but i just die
so too do i think that you should be able to set your own “grab priority” preferences, for various joints and stuff
being able to grab a spear to get it out of the way would be cool, even tho its not really hard to just move it out of the way with a sword
it would probably hurt a lot
im not saying you wouldnt die im saying how you instantly die
i would love to be able to grab the opponent’s longsword handle
ask in #modders-guild-hall
we love grabbing and grappling
there is no visible cut or anything but i just randomly died
its litterally just tissue damage
you are literally bleeding from the chest
bleeding WOULD kill you its just the fact that it instantly kills you
tissue damage that would hurt enough to incapacitate you
they didnt have ibuprofen back then
spine damage?
he probably wouldnt be dead, just unable to fight
the game considers it as death instead of just like yknow
the npcs die slowly while the willy we control dies instantly
its pogfacing'
i cant wait for fist weapons! or something like that
a willy without a arm lives for like 15 seconds while you die instantly
fists
that’s it
they didn’t have caestus
atleast make me hit harder when i have iron gauntlets on
and dont tell me that thats already a thing
we have those its called gauntlets
it is
because im hitting just as hard with it as i am without
it is
you just can’t tell when the other guy has an iron face
spoilance
Jarvis.. more lard please
you can get gauntlets and fight unarmed Willies
tf
someone tell me a good manga to watch that doesnt have a name that is a whole entire mfing sentence and a half
jjba
One piece
Jojo
You fell off fr
already did one piece
That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Fish
7th most viewed manga bro 💔
If you say you don't like it stay away from anime
what the fuck
thats the name of it btw
all on you then if you have trouble with those
i assumed
Chained Soldier must be good if its 4th most viewed the last 7 days and the 5th most viewed the last month
maybe the blade barely pierced your lungs nd it caused interal bleeding
bra i wish the slicing in this game was more satisfying ykwim
it was a mace
slashes certainly needs a bit more cleaving to them
we have found the issue! internal bleeding!
bro if i could hear ribs snap while using mace
ok thank u
read the faq for once
it would be so sweet
💔
LMAO
@south roost you have been useless
bra faq dont pop up unless u look for it
💔
i am the hero of course
is there anyway for me to give myself gauntlets in the fist fight mode
i am going to ignore that and say get halfsword enhancer
im like 90% sure you're about to cop a warn for that
precaite it brother
oo it says general catFISH now
not always
your mother dude
ok
sorry 🙁
too late, I'm crying
You’re*
*you'ir're're
mr beasts pants are pretty sick tho
Mr beast looking goofy af
Mr.beast fell off 💀 🥀
Mr beast more like Mr
the other kid needs fingerless gloves to complete it
we had this kid that looked like the mr beast guy but he could run on walls and shit
Bros Spiderman
Lol
the path of darkness
Ayoo
Nah fr
idek how it happened
"is that a sword in your pants or are you just happy to see me"
Nahh its both
Bro got excited
💀
I didn't know you could break necks by twisting to one way,
like i knew you could break necks in general,
but not like bare handed
Lol ye
Its crazy
HOLY SHIT I FINALLY GOT A THROW KILL
and it was a panic throw x3
Cool
yeetus
What yall doing
throwin axes
Do you think willy likes the color bloo
damn i could gobble a cake right now
Awesome
Lies😳
no
anybody else been experiencing a glitch where your character just,
struggles to walk in a straight line
they either bounce up and down or they stand still for a second
Hell no my game is perfect
Did any of you guys as kids watched those abandoned buildings YouTube videos and ever wanted to explore abandoned buildings because of them
Yeah
If it gets too bad I just restart the game
Hell no that’s too dangerous
Imagine all the 3AM people attack you😳😳😳
Slenderman at 3am😳
I still wanna go explore abandoned places
watch them?
bish I've been to em
shit there used to be an old house down the road that probably didn't get worked on for, 50 odd years,
my father and I loved playing the game
who can jump right through the weak ass support wall
u should do that after half sword comes out
Is it confirmed that throwing weapons in half sword is a decent way to actually fight
it is not a good way to fight
however, it's a very fun way to fight
and very rewarding when it actually works
If you are skilled with it yes. It is one of the hardest combat skills in the game.
ye the largest issue you'll face is uhh, actually getting your arms to line up straight but you'll get the hang of it x3
yeah you just gotta restart the game
THIS IS SO VIILE LMFAO
i love the faintly visible eyes and teeth
Its so grody too with the resolution 😭
It looks MOLDY
a perfect image
hi sam hi bali fally
What

God bless John freeman
all hai the hammerman
b
its friday are you stupid
uh
ь
b
still thursday here haha
and they tel me i have weird ass timezons
it's currently 9:31 pm
tried exanima, shit's a buggy, scuffed, mess
is it unity game
maybe
apparently the dev has been posting monthly diaries for 2 years and not updating the game
Spotify autoplay put on something by a man called "Scroobius Pip" and I don't like it, but the name made me laugh quite a bit
Scroobius Pip

That song Sing with the piano gorilla unironically peak tbh
Losing your arm in abyss is the biggest buzzkill
Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip was fantastic, classic early internet music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESvYRR1Fyug
7" vinyl / CD / MP3 Download
For more info and to hear exclusive tracks etc, visit:
is there a way to take someone down like a trip or maybe grabbing their leg
ive done it a few times but its kinda hard
Omg scroobius pip
Haven’t heard that name in years
rain should be the only weather possible
rain is the best weather
that and snow
rain and snow
fuck sunny, fuck cloudy, fuck whatever else is there
we need const snow and rain only
could get annoying after a while
dunno if its just cause of where I live
but when we do, not often, get rain
everyone likes it for the first day or so
and then it gets annoying
i saw wrestling tutorials of it
turns out shit is HARD
is it okay if im a blueberry lover?
no
me staring at mr blue berry hater:
is it against the rules to ask for an old build?
no
does anyone have an old build
was the original version
before the abyss
mathmatical
wait no
shit thats not what i want\
i want the like old steam demo
where it was just abyss
like no menu
it was merged into the current demo
with the playtest
does itch have old versions
only the old old version
havent checked in a bit though
i doubt it changed though
ill see
I'm not fully understanding why you need to find an old version so bad
you said you want the abyss version
which was merged into the playtest
to form the demo
its the same game man
the abyss in the demo is the same
no
maybe with some very minor changes
i dont have image perms
its totally different
i dmed you a ss of it
it was called half sword playtest
and it was before like the demo came out without the blood
o wait im dumb 😭
the playtest was the arena game
i can just browse local files and run it from there
yes
and the playtest was the arena
yes
but the gore was different
like you could smash peoples heads in with blunt weapons
I mean
its really not gonna matter for much longer
EA is right around the corner
true
honestly
you can try to find someone who still has it I guess
but otherwise just play the current abyss
not much has really changed
i guess yeah
I hate these types of marshmallows
if i try all nighter should i or should i not drink coffee
Sure if you are staying up alll night 🙂
Why are you going for an all nighter?
cant reschedule to waking up at 7 am for life
I want to see them rot
Timelapse
I wonder what videogame portrays rotting process the best
RDR2?
the matrix
Who up walloping they willies rn
definitely
Do you know how expensive and delicious kebab is?
why daddy holding the beggar paddle
he beats them with it
gimp
the other
Robert looks like Willie's brother
i dont like robert
I like robbert.
Lets be friends instead of fighting okay?
Early access is gonna come out sometime after steam next fest, yeah?
Me trying to complete the revive 100 people challenge in battlefield 6
That should be sometimes in december or possibly november
It could also release in october. Q4 is the release window
keeps crashing at the final boss 😭
I have a feeling it will be in the latter part of q4
Turn blood off. It should stop it but not guarenteed
ok
the barons primary weapon stinks
It's very hard to use
all because of how the weight is distributed
and just cuz it's damn long
most of the time you're using the pole part of it and not the axe
Graaah yourself 🗣
crashed still 😭
Thats unfortunate 
😢
how the fuck
do people
micro manage so hard in door kickers 2
like genuinely every single big map is such a pain in the ass
i cant advance without expecting a random guy with a turret for LIFE
wtf is door kickers 2
doesnt sound very hard
wtf happened with bubby
Perma banned
im not telling you
because you are too nosey and we arent supposed to
hi
wait
Because you goobers like the drama too much and then it gets out of hand
i js wanna know what kind of ragebait banned him
worst teardrop i've ever seen
i suck at modelling water
that looks like a butterfly
@lavish blade
greetings! im absolutely new to the game. id really like to improve my weapon handling, not just swinging arms around in hopes of a hit. how to i aim in hight? i have the feeling my guy always aims for the waist of an opponent
smaller cap equals less plastic
or do i put this in another chat
#halfsword-chat-⚔ i think idfk im not a mod
aight 👍
how dare you deny the existance of @spark quartz's home channel
yoylecake
can i have one
Honestly, press Z to disable Lockon when stabbing and aiming up at the head.
Check the second half of this clip 🙂
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kBICcNXzmyQG3sjQK/spok?invite=cr-MSx0VWYsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA
Watch Untitled by SabertoothGiraffe and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: #halfsword
it makes a world of difference.
oohh i didnt know you could do that! thanks!
halfmagic
No problem! Cheers
Get some nasty stabby clips 
spirit bomb 💣
there are two kinds of modders
im both
oh nothing in particular

I forgot how fun gmod is on its own with friends
Great game
Its a shame I have to make a modpack that completely fucking ruins it for all parties involved
Save scumming instead if 1 shotting stealth, how laughable
-# she says, doing the same exact thing on cyberpunk
i never played or watched it
only know this iconic map
you mean before hard moments?
your desc, pfp, activities and convo starter are peak cinema
ah
the death of Stalin
What were you doing in the 2000s </3
mourning 9/11
Shoulda played gmod
i also play gmod
but couldnt do much BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE THE COUNTER STRIKE FILES
FUCK CS SOURCE !!!!!!!
and i used to be too much of a moron to know WHY THE ENTIRE MAP WAS PURPLE
did you know you can use stab mode to slash
yuh
also for punching
but its only optimal for punching
actually
stab slashing is useless against armour cause there is no precision
with polearms you can do this cool powerful attack if you hold stab while mid slash
GUYS HELP I CHOPPED OFF SOMEONES JAW
I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT
in half sword
Extra wide mouth
coward
i lost an entire side quest chain because i killed a cop i shouldnt, and then killed a bounty i was supposed to spare for the side quest
whats w the rebrand
you should make a stool sword
image
just a sword but a stool is slapped on the tip
no
aw
every recommendation is either already made or cant be made !!
vro
get creative
because im not made for that kinda shit
very cool
fucking watch me
ok wait
is it makeable
do it weapons man
that is NOT a halberd
its a halberd
from the hit game elden ring
make the weapon sir
vicious had no problems making a sword umbrella
i working on something rn
hey, the game always gives a fatal error when im at the last challenge, is there any way to fix it? im not using any mods btw
the fatal error is unfortunately connected to the blood and gore plugin
so no fix yet
until early access
BUT
you can put blood and gore to zero (harmless) and try it
it reduces the fatal crashes by a mile
i just got softlocked
oh dang
alright thank you
more setting up
no problem mister tacitus kilgore
Your sideburns get ripped off.
wait

the pain was worth it baron is so fun
hour 0 of all-nighter: im eepy
2 weeks
of convincing myself i will wake up at 7 and go to bed at 11
result is i get 5 hours of sleep
so recycle!!!
... pou?
speh teftew
We need harder battles :(
My friends won’t wanna play with me </3
we wont have a worry about easy battles
you have friends? lucky
Yeah!! We played gmod yesterday !!! :D
fun
the attempt was worth it
She was pronounced dead……….. 2 minutes before rescuers arrived
Can they add throwing
can they add clouds buster sword
The goal is to stick to a 14th century weapons, and avoid fantasy style weapons.
yes I know lol
not 14th century
I still suggest it and the guts sword all the time
15th
mods
ok captain misinfo
mods
@lavish blade
still waiting on copenhagen
lowk i feel like i can actually make one
The 14th century lasted from 1 January 1301 to 31 December 1400 (MCD)
It is confusing as the 14 part is the end of the range lol.
WHY
It always trips me up
dictator
don't let this man learn how long the middle ages lasted
about like 600 years
idk
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