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yeha
what a good question
I wonder if an indie game is going to have microtransactions
like months or years
are there plans for hs vr
you dolt
no
🙁
thats like trying to find the ark of the covenant levels of hard
also
blades and sorcery exists
go play that instead
yes i know
i play it
😭
cant wait for byeth update
the final three months of the year
Add a net and trident
giggity
Elite ball knowledge
Unbeatable combo
When is the sex update
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yo yall saw half sword is on the epic games store?
yuh
the demo?
yea
coolio
yes
epic games has made posts / articles about it a lot too
oh
co nespis geño
spí jen mrdky
that’s me
Musím hrát half sword
u look like a deep fart
jak za mlada
What strange tongue is this
i mean
we are in the game
you should know us
shame the game isnt gonna be MP
mp by byl napicu
but it would probably be real hard to due on account of the delay making the comabt shit
in very late stages of development it is possible that they will work for a solution
but far from a guarantee
I hope they add a crossbow or something
i hope they add plaid pajama pants...
lol
we ball
literally wearing the same ones
co je kláni dopici
is this my twin
to je idiot
No wenches, no groschen
im upping my hollow point crossbow bolts lilbro
more
why people speaking east hemisphere ?
secret code language
ti dam takovou šraňku že ti vodleti obě pazoury
whatever language you guys are speaking, is kurwa in it's vocabulary
could be us but u playin
wenches want this greatsword
yes but more fancy
with a V
kurva❤️
Big W
big V
ty mladý američand tvůj jazyk je tak bez emocí a krásy
i think this guys calling me slurs
gam protect me
Prove it in a court of law (i have no idea what is being said
im saying english has no beauty and emotion in it
(Do we have a channel for ts langue)
we make up for it with physical violence
blued armor my beloved
clearly not
especially innsbruck 
this is a bad reproduction
perhaps
no perhaps about it
obese little creatures kings of consumerism and the quality of life is lower then the iq of an american
this is an original tho i think
i am quite certain the breastplate is based upon an alla’tedesca extant
it is not
Foolishness
he is too barrel chested
im telling bush you've got wmds over there
im not a big armor nerd
we'll have an american flag up in no time
but im buying a suit of armor and a greatsword now
all americans are just englishmen who traveled to america
fuck you
you got defeated by vietnam lol
did vikings peacefully liberate the natives like we did
they want 18000€ for a functional suit of armor
i am and i advise against buying armor and greatsword until getting the Scholar Mind Up
still with an L
whatever
shut up about america ! graaah !!
I am going to engage in medieval levels of violence
im too prideful
i do so already 
NO 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸
America had potential but yall buy labubus and matcha and eat plastic mcdonalds lol
i need me some 15th century gauntlets
Evropa vs eu
jsou hodně odlišné věci
eu jsou mrdky
im very sorry i cant keep up im not good at these ragebait competitions
Jenže ten gif má vlajku eu
i’d like to have some at some point, i figure they’re relatively less expensive than other more bespoke parts
ten gif je mrdka
straight facts arent ragebait baby
Gauntlets are sick
mam pici
yes they are
you should study armor more before trying to buy it
real steel thickness
Nah ill just contact someone who knows what theyre doing
do you do hema or no
theres toms of people
looks like you fell for it
No i will just wear it daily
and carry a sword
its legal here
Either ragebait or foolishness

well yeah but if you’re giving them sucky instructions or don’t know what exactly you want they’re not exactly going to enjoy dealing with you
yeah thats the point buddy i got too enraged to come up with something else to ragebait with!!!!
I will find a specific historical armor i want remade
simple
show me
Medieval reenactment here is massive
theres loads of people who make armor and stuff
the amount of school shootings in america is all i need to say
buying a beer noo to young
a gun sure go kill people buddy❤️
QUIT !!!!
I won’t be baited by someone who doesn’t bleed the red white and blue
now these are just basic rage bait topics
does this not look like red white and blue
americans and geography lol
i have some Luh Calm Munitions Plate
vexillology
you bleed white blue and red idiot 🙄
not red white and blue
That’s vexillology shitass
Not the right red white and blue
🥀
@pearl coral opinions?
bad repro
how can you tell
ask an American where is Asia and they will point to Brazil
eyes
sigh
the arms are okay, everything else is dog
the bad ragebait is ragebait in and of itself
what should i look at when telling good vs bad armor apart then
it takes a pretty decent amount of time investment but you would not be the first member of this discord server that i have tutored on this exact subject
if you want me to i can point you to a few museum websites for gothic armor sources and you can take a gander yourself
I just wanna buy one tbh
gam will make you pay for a thousand dollar course
idk
then you have to find something that isn’t made in india sold for 600 dollars first
That one costs 4k
look at the kunsthistorisches museum websites
holy extortion
here is a good harness that is similar
the breastplate should, for most people, end at the floating ribs
this lets the upper weight rest on your hips more evenly to lighten the load that you feel
note how the helmet is shapely and not droopy, how the bevor is flush with the breastplate, how the greaves are flush with the sabatons, etc
aware of my floating ribs now
bad armor vs good armor
that part of the armor is extremely important, even if you’re buying something not tailored to you it NEEDS to fit that way or else you’ll hardly be able to move right
my breastplate rests on my hips very nicely and it’s munitions plate
What’s the difference
how much did you pay for yours
i think like he explained, some parts aren't flush with the others
im not spending 20k for a suit of armor tbh
the proportions are funky and the weight isn’t distributed properly
i only have spaulders, a helmet, and a breastplate, they are munitions gear meant to fit over hema jackets (though the breastplate fits well without the jacket, too) and it was around 800 bucks
it’s a jacket you wear for historical european martial arts
yes because i’m sword fighting in it lmao
I dont want any of that
Yeah but like
unrealistic
breaks immersion
plawg wants a full harness but doesn’t want to fight or research 💔
wtf you even want it for then man
no passion in this
No i want to fight
Ill find a couple boys to buy plate armor with and use sharp swords on each other
after a couple beers
in the fifteenth century unarmed duels were fought in gambesons and with leather gauntlets, we have the closest thing to gambesons and leather gauntlets that we can muster without breaking bones
Do yall use sharp swords
no bro 
and proper war hammers
we use feders
damn
feather swords
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now THIS
thats some rs
who won
these guys also have bad harnesses tbh
other guy
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this is rs
jousting is fucking sick
indeed tis
Insanity
the horses need to be well trained tho
horses are pussies
idk where we went wrong
they used to handle jousting and world wars
nowadays the average horse is scared of rain and cars
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whats the point of sword fights if there is no decapitación
learning
@upbeat skiff you’ll like this
ill fitting music tbh
needs some green sleeves or something
Maaaan
the masculine urge to go back in time and live and die by the sword
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isnt this goosebumps
no this is patrick
first time playing this game and it’s genuinely hard man💔
@dry shale I tried what I thought was the poleaxe and not even as a joke was underwhelmed. There's a lot of halberdish weapons in this game, do you have a screenshot?
i want to be in the museum of brainrot
parasite
one of these things
Ah okay it's not what I thought it was
never tried it
what did you use
died and didn't grab a screenshot
although 2h axe was carrying through veteran where I died
underwhelmed by that which carried you ?
underwhelmed when I tried switching to a polearm
battleaxe was goated
aha
not all of em
so why does the Baron have one
I was curious if the armor piercing weapons irl do well against armored oponents
close distance and halfsword
are hammers and stuff great?
and he cant do shit
irl extremely effective
at least to my knowledge
armor piercing?
seems to be really good in halfsword too
not really
blunt trauma to head go brr
SAMUEL
oh lol I meant "IRL armor piercing weapons" do good against armor in this game
fairly good yes
Yeah i think so
what do you mean armor piercing weapons
they do best if you hit them in the head
i have great success with maces and hammers
can you play online w friends nah huh?
But like
no
stuff that it doesn't matter if you're wearing armor
a greatsword does blunt force trauma too
like hammers
whens the next update
q4 this year
maces and hammers irl are very easy to counter for anyone who knows how to fight and is well protected, it only works if you hit head or hands and you can put full power into a blow
mfw people dont read faq
so basically if they’re already impaired
it always matters
I almost didn't
blunt weaponry is very overhyped when every period source we have says they’re an immense last resort
pole weapons in this game just dog shit
SamOfFarturn
Sure, I'd rather wear armor than not wear armor to get hit in the head, but it's just as lethal
hi shizton
yeah i switch to them when one of my hands is out
otherwise long sword is it
yeah I agree
you can kill someone a lot easier with a hammer if they don’t have a helmet than if they do
literally close distance and halfsword they have zero defense
Have I recommended you Van Houten before?
you need to put your full strength into a blow to the head that can (irl) easily be stepped into and almost fully negated
poleaxe is goated wdym
Have yall tried half-2hand axe tho? It feels broken
don’t think so
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nope you're still getting smashed
i been playing a lot of armor and longsword
Nothing is a threat unless its another longsword
"Though even though we strike him with a club or axe... this inflicts little to no harm... for against similar we can never apply great blows... which he who is entirely in white armor cares nothing for"
-Pietro Monte
All polearms just feel soooo wobbly compared to halfsword and sprinting
willy kinda looking like the boiled one
the ai just sucks with polearms
I’d like to see you try
state your terms
Lmao when PVP gets added this is going to be sooo hype
unless you can strike me before i close distance youre not getting me
i don’t think i can speak on the quality of that which almost pathologically does not appeal to me
Does the itch site have the none demo-builds?
poleaxe halfswording can do wicked damage up close
it has the demoest demo build
Yall screenshots are making me jealous
less than a blade tho
can also punch with it
the second i get my longsword under your arm armor youre finished pal
it would still hurt pretty bad. armor or no armor
Idk im js talking
purely my experience against the ai
Half sword and closing distance works wonders against anything non bladed
like id let that happen
i can’t wait for the ai to get better and to start wrecking any kind of meta
again. the ai sucks
a competent ai using the spiked spear
I’d imagine it wouldnt be that hard
in real life?
The movement in this game doesn't feel like you'd be able to reliably confirm polearm hits against sprinting opponents
not with a massive stick in the way
dk about that
yall keep switching in and out of real brass tacs and it’s confusing me lol
Irl i’d cut your silly little pole in half with my sword buddy 
I was the one who brought up irl but only discussing bludgeoning against armor. My bad for that
polearms can be hard to fight against with a longsword irl
i enjoy real life talk i’m just confused haha
Just start using the pole weapons as bo staff 👍
but when they’re used wrong they’re super easy
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and big ass shields
here’s me dogging on a polearm jit
i imagine
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the rabbit holes of this generation are TOO MANY
having your polearm extended out too long irl can be a major curse
you cant do nun with a long pole in the open
it’s very important to keep the length or usable length somewhat concealed as an advantage
fiore uses this at length
that's why i like scimitar
what does that have to do with online polearms
wtf is a scimitar
smitmar
that’s a cutlass goober
oh!
first you say polearms suck and now you dont know what a scimitar is
same thing
this mf doesnt know what he is talking about
Im not american
english isnt my first language
restarted
scimitar isn’t an english thing lol
lets be totally fair
polearms are lowkey ugly ngl
fair enough
that word is english
how
idk
scimitars in particular are very loosely defined
they all seem too straight
it just is
the concept isn’t and the spelling hardly differs
i think its like. french
big stick = ugly
as are all european swords
you watching cartoon pirates
not all of em
i know, Snake served as a varangian guard in Miklagard
because of linguistic drift and different regions calling different things sabers
fair
like halberds
and that typa stuff
looks kinda ugly
imo
some glaives look cool
and it had a lot of southern people
Do u guys know how to play the gauntlet mode
but other than that I'm with you
i prefer zweihander ngl 😼
yes
mfs when they realize broadswords ain’t even that broad
poison zweihander
Pls tell me how
I assume if they add a crossbow
everyone is just going to make gun mods for this game
so you press this little button
mfs when they realise greatswords aint even that great
longer sword = better
simple math.
and then play demo
yall got my pollax sad with all this slander
steam
im gonna run at you full speed wyd
why is my character lowkey hella tall btw
I'm gonna be so real
shillelagh
youre gonna hit me once if you swing or youre gonna block with halfswording
I was checking the difference
you shall run into my poleaxe and skewer yourself
either case im closing distance
shillelagh
and thought it was different cuz I was wearing a hat in mine
imagine being able to properly throw spear or sword
Im armored
if u switched the blade as if it was a guard and the stick as if it was the blade this would look so much cooler
big sword
😼
no need for long-range weapons probably
But then it tells me two options between carnage and fist play
then i will hit you in the head with my longer reach
i’m fine if they don’t add this considering it wasn’t common practice
why should pennyslvania get its own jigsaw puzzle category this is bs give oregon one too
we are all becoming spear goblins
I will strafe you to the right and run through you while half swording
yes
u choose one
Yeah im running at you, you have one shot at me before i close distance and start ramming my sword into your visor
carnage would be 4 people ffa i think
Oh so that’s gauntlet mode
gl hitting me
i have one of those too
yes
Ok thanks
show me
np
you are not accurate enough to hit that
and if wrestling comes back, we all become nut gremlins
LOL
youre not accurate enough to disable me with your poleaxe hit first try
they have infinite tries, you're not going to get more than one, once you get into range it's over
your head's a pretty big target
Maybe
but youre either not hitting me or hitting me with the pole
boi grappling si still a thing
the chance of you hitting the exact spot at the right time while im running at you
is slim
and even then
one shot would have to disable me
i can make the exact same argument for you hitting my visor
wait isn't a lot of it patched?
nope
a poleaxe head is pretty hefty. it would hurt
i dont think so
im not hitting it im going to close distance and then start inserting it as youre unable to do shit with your long ass pole
again, they have multiple attempts because once they're in your face it's over
i thought that you can't lift person in armor and wrestling works only naked
also half swording has more control than a polearm
halfsword grip into smacking you in the head
if somebody is full sprinting at me in armor and i’ve got a polearm i’m probably dropping it, bracing, and trying to catch them by the hips
Well if youre half swording the poleax im not charging
you can do that in game?
im using the reach of my longsword to strike your unarmored areas with the tip
half swording the poleax 💔
@loud comet
real life again lol
i think its still the same
poleaxes have way bigger reach
WHAT
i agree
can you do it in armor
hence why im charging if youre holding it normal
i halfsword if you charge and normal grip if you're halfswording
so true
i think we've hit a problem
My girlfriend does HEMA
this seems very backwards my guy
Well if neither of us charge
it stops me from being able to piss her off
why is the guy on the right kinda funnier
then ill just strike with my sword
at this point the only way to solve it would be an actual match in half sword to see who wins
clarify
deflect your polearm strikes
again my poleaxe can reach further
dont worry about it
Imagine walking into your date's room and her wall is covered in swords
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i kinda want to get into it
help i get error
thanks for telling me
It's awesome
Yeah but i can deflect your strikes you can deflect mine. It comes down to whos got better aim
it’s super fun
okie
dont worry babe
so you're saying swords arent intrinsically better than poleaxes
huh
I feel like IRL polearms are absolutely better than swords, that's one of the reasons I was excited to try them
Swords are better because i can hit you with any part of my sword and do damage
yep
range
your pole does no damage compared to the head
not if im wearing armor and not if you arent in range
if a polearm user keeps his range and knows what hes doing i believe he might win
In this game swords and axes are definitely better
the first bosses axe is op
it literally slices through anything
I DID THE IMPOSSIBLE!
I BEAT THE GAME!
Also, starting to master wrist cuts and the timing for them 🙂
Depends the situation 
Oh dw ill find a way to hit you in armor
i can hit pretty close using halfsword grip
Man I love fencesitting
one swift strike from the bottom up
I...
into your inside arm
Wrist cuts in game right
cooking
poleaxes are very good at finding gaps in armor
Yea
even if im not even trying
phew
i’m so confused is this a real life match up or a half sword matchup
i dont even know what everyone is saying about fencing and wristcuts im just here swinging my sword around like an absolute primate 😼
half sword
both at this point lol
🙁
Jk, but i wish, i wanna get into hema fencing
Whoever loses in halfsword will get mad and go to the other guys house in a suit of armor and fight it out irl
you guys get your wrists snapped?
very fun to do, broke a guy’s gauntlet a few weeks ago because he kept stepping into my thrusts to the wrist lol
real
that is literally hema lol
it should be an olympic sport
hema is gay we are fighting with real sharpened swords
Haha, i watch sellsword arts lol
I can say whatever I want because my girlfriend will protect me with her big ass sword collection
And I have nerf blasters
yeah i was tryna grapple in armor to see if its doable i kinda just punched him to death
because hema experience certainly wouldn’t help with that
Thats where i get most of my fencing info and tips
no no it would but
its too bad there arent many hema clubs where i live lol
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Nah bro I get in the fight I just start seeing red bro I just start swinging bro I’m a demon bro
my game crashes at start everytime i pay
verify integrity?
fr twin
why you call it feather sword
LOL REAL
tf is feather sword
Fruits of mine own labor. Wrist plate falls out to day hi.
feder is feather in german
is this you
Carries me all the way through the next two stages
yeah i thought this was a half sword server im over here just slashing people in ts game i know nothing about fencing or anythin
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Me doing the dodge
the feder part of federschwert is more related to the fencing guilds that used them than the sword itself
their emblem was a feather
because they were soft as feathers
federschwerts are the same weight and handling as a normal longsword twin ❤️🩹
Yea
the beefing in chat is crazy today 😭
idk why they call it feder sword
Half the people here are here for smashing skulls and blood, the other half have a hyper-fixation on historical European medieval arms and armor
but it literally means feather idk
i have both

because the fencing guilds that first used them had an emblem of a feather
im team violence
btw game was working fine a min ago
Ehm this English only plz

it hurts to see someone with both feet perfectly aligned 💔
Why is frank the top emoji who uses frank
YEAH LOL
skulls 🤤

Yo @spark quartz I know you did not just change my name ❤️
Wyd this situation
im only here to decapitate and make people look desintegrated
which one am i
use the secret joestar technique
one on right (me)
i would be die
Givin em one more chance b4 I get serious 😈
back up
thrust into face
well you slapped your opponents sword by the side of your blade so you could transfer into a head strike idk
sneaking to your house and opening a nature valley granola bar on your bed
i miss her guys
i did that yeah
May you blossom into a true medieval nerd loser like the rest of us
hallo
duck and dive at his balls with ur mouth and bite them off 🤣
he has better leverage i would DIE
i hope not
nah
im a winner.. excuse you..
never
Coward
what does this riddle mean

No kidding
application of high speed left hand to face
Youre slapping his sword
You win at losing, get in the locker dork
At one point I was 11th in the world at elden ring
We shall see
this game is comparable in fun and difficulty
proof or didnt happen
Uhhh
i would also probably die from what i remember the clip ended with me trying to grapple with my left hand and being cleft in twain
Choose someone who's streaming Elden Ring PVP right now
Anyone you want
i have a job i cant be seen being a medieval nerd
Also, alt grip when?
Like Mordhua grip, or using the spiked end of the warhammer
Ask me so I can tell you if they're new
Probably Soon ™
says the truck. i bet youre out of gas anyway
skill issue
If they add multiplayer and I join a match and get Dark Souls rolled on im refunding
but if they're old enough they know me
never !
correct
idk
incredible
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...........
i would have had a poleaxe in that situation
wtf is darksouls anyway
i dont really play this game much anyways
fr?
Denial
i would have had an aks-74u loaded with 7n6 jacketed hollow points
feet game
Fell upon blade. Pas terrible.
quick question
😛
how did people get mugged in the medieval era?
were there any guns back then
yes
swords
???
cant you just outrun a sword or a dagger
fencing is so easy like ima just custom make a 10 ft long spear and stab them
hema with a poleaxe would be so fun chat
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Fun fact back in the days of duels, a good swordsman could legaly murder anyone just by inviting them to duel
true…
yeah but how often are you making the bet that you can outrun a ne’er-do-well instead of just coughing up
javelin
we gotta bring that back tbh
murder was frowned upon most duels didn’t end in death
do you have to know the person
Well no they banned duels exactly because some people abused it
trvthnvke
Could I just email random famous people duel invited
100% of people who participated in duels die
where are you getting this info
exactly my point
i was the one abusing duels
id haev the death penalty
panal
i have dismembered willies so many times
there was one time the only thing remaining was a torso fully covered in blood
thats what she said
who is willy?
Oh!
the poor guy
the only character in game
the guy
one time i cut a man clean in half and then ate cereal
man myth legend
dont you dare
killie

this is willie
are we comparing the level of disrespect?
oh you mean like post death dismemberment
frogmouth helmet better.
moderator
nuh uh
sallet better
ye we do that too
it’s also hot ass for anything other than playing around lmao
still
if ur gonna win u better win in style
ts is on my list
I wonder if I can get one of the Elden Ring streamers I know to play Half-sword right now
you’re not gonna win if you’re wearing that stupid rinky dinky twenty pound CRAP
it does not
game is dead anyways
i doubt you can get that low
looks like a toilet
LOL
we in a medieval duel and you have a poleaxe wyd
games don't appear out of thin air bruv
parry
it's a process
block the bullet
Elden Ring is dead
OH Elden Ring you mean?
good choice
only ulrich ix’s frogmouth grand bascinet and the metropolitan retrofitted jousting GB are tolerable frogmouths, and only in visor
theres 9 more coming wyd
block them
you are literally speaking gibberish rn
hmmm
would medieval armor block 7,65 browning
yes
Are you sure
pretty sure
these
Frogmouth is funny but sallets are so fucking rad
High A-tier helmet, maybe even S
they also work good
sallets are peak
they’re actually appropriate for battle lol
yet another sallet W
because they’re technically grand bascinets, not frogmouths
what???
would medieval armor block a PG7VR RPG7 tandem heat warhead
me
hi
the second one is more a frogmouth than a grand bascinet but it’s still just a retrofitted one
im illiterate. anyway
would medieval armor block this
yes
oh!
i doubt even Elon Musk could block this shit on Twitter
Step 1: get his attention
i’m not the biggest fan but even i can capitulate and say they’re very practical
The only things I like better are close helms
I’m just going off pure swag points here
hello teto morgan
You know whats fucked about the pg7vr
we talking early or late boss hoss
the one on the right is very nice
it drops like hell
The same person btw
this guy knows peak
you basically cant aim it unless you know the distance of your target and even then maximum is 200m
it’s a grand bascinet but instead of the outer plate being articulated it’s rigid like the inner one, visor still functions tho
would medieval armor block this
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Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writers: Stanley Kubrick, Michael Herr, Gustav Hasford
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Would it stop a 7,62x39 tho
I don’t speak equations. Get real.
Five hundred cigarettes.
Uhh shit I’m not knowledgeable enough to remember what each looks like
hold
Hypothetically would a medieval armor stop the hurtful words of your father telling you to get a job, youre 28 Jerry.
its time to move out
get a job
get a haircut
find a girlfriend
If it’s dope enough
and stop leeching off your parents
Dont slur please..
J*b
these are the early ones . late ones you know what they look like
Scoden will not be playing immediately but he is interested
why bro got ears
Are ballshots instant kills?
Ah yeah, late then
they feel like instant kills
Ricochet
extra layer between sword and head
rondels are an interesting trait
Typically with sharp stuff yeah
we’re not exactly sure what purpose they served !
Yeah your ears are between ur head and ur helmet so its an extra layer already
were they stupid
though i suspect the ones on that helmet specifically were to protect the opening mechanism
Looks like it yeah true
wouldnt wanna chop your foes hinge off
it was considerably more important because it held the visor AND bevor, and german speaking areas didn’t use flanges because they didn’t have hinged mandibles so the rondel is really the only alternative to protect the doubly important mechanics of it
Bro why didn’t they just cover their entire harness in rondels for double armor were they stupid?????!!!
why didnt they attach ERA (explosive reactive armor) to their chestplates for extra cumulative heat charge resistance
were they stupid

Only reasonable conclusion here
i wonder what would happen if you attached era to your bodyarmor tho



