#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐
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i see no issue
Carnaggio - an easy last name to find but if you know you know
Ladies Ladies, theres enough Sicilian to go around
it's just so cursed it melts my brain
bart
OH THAT ONE. Yeah it sucks ass
straight up making up info
Mixed?
u told me that
guy from alvin and chimpunks
when in tomoroww 15:300??
is bro pregnant
who is this man
he's Fertile
My favorite Sicilian
Fertile such a cool name
Hello bam
Hello Silly
92.130.161.63 is NOT a valid ip! ๐ค
is this you
@teal valley
dies of cancer a few weeks later
yea, thought we were doing a sicilian self expose thing
sicilian self expose the iconic discord genre
mr beans + johnny sins = me
you look very italian
92.130.161.63 is NOT a valid ip! ๐ค
25%
fork your beard
A little squirt never hurt nobody
yeah no i live up in the mountains i let myself look like shit every now and then because its something to do/think abuot
fucking hate beards, stabbing my neck
me and my dad giggle at that drink every time we walk by
its not me
Matcha is disgusting with anything aside from milk
best drink in the world
i have a pic
for soda
show me
no img perms
everyone point and laugh
none for you too
then u lie
Ah that brings me back to my tf2 daysโฆ I always HATED tf2!
ok
unironically used to have this as a spray in tf2/cs/etc ๐ซก
donwe
Thats a lil bit peak
I canโt remember what my spray was
so many to choose from
I think it was that fucked up lookin molerat
Yes ur mom
This one
Thoughts?
Resisting the urge to reply with a meme
That thing looks healthy. Like a bunch of provolone with some salami inside then stuffed into a gym sock and beat violently over a wall.
It was gonna be a reupload of this to what you said.
Contextual joke to myself being arabic/from alabama
Far cry 6 villain
gustavo finger
how many messages do i need for level 3
Yes
Gugs fling 
lets find out:
are you asking "how many do you need"
or
"how many is needed to achieve level 3 from level 2"
from lvl 1 to lvl 3
how much
1, 2, 3
about tree fiddy
how many needed
idfk
rip
a lot, took me a bit
just keep sending messages
prob 200 more to go, idk
go back to when i sent my first image message
then if you can find that image again without "with images"
okay
you can divide by number of pages and guess
fish
WAZZAAAAAAAAAAP
The free U2 album apple gave us like 15 years ago is so much better when you don't have someone in your ear bitching about it


when the big update of game is gonna be? at least fixing annoying bugs?
they are adding the guts sword
ed-209 when it encounters stairs
Early Access will be coming out sometime between oct-dec, make sure to wishlist it!
GUESS WHOS BAACKKK!!!!!
erm let us NOT
lol
Today's Worlde: Omega.
yo btw could there ever be a vr version of the game?
not offically
On that clan type shit (ignore that for whatever reason the covers are switched on Close Quarters and Black Dragon lol)
but yeah finally got some battletech books
that looks very cool
very bot
i am fucking beat who had the idea of 10 hours of class
i just finished eating my dinner and its already 8:30 PM
indeed! Battletech is neat from what I've seen so far lol. As much as I like warhammer, it does get a bit boring to have conflicts be justified as nothing more than "chaos did it" or "xenos (aliens) did it." I like how battletech is a lot of more political tiptoeing, or full out war and proxy conflicts. There's actual ideologies clashing here lol
you got all of these noble houses trying to reform the council they were once part of in their own image
also 10 hour classes sounds terrible, I'm sorry you gotta deal with that
every day all day lol
7 am to 5 pm
school days here, at least in highschool, are more 7:00 to 2:45
its terrible, but its either that or having no chance at being a veterinary so what tf can i even do
there is this big test i have to take to even be able to apply to office work or medicine
and guess what
all sorts of medicine require you to score at LEAST 75% correctly on the test
to have a slim chance at making it to university
gotta love dystopias
i really like cyberpunk because of that
every group has their own sets of beliefs and moral codes
yeah we have tests like that as well, though i don't remember the scoring you need to pass
it's also kinda more vague?
it's more of a "how well you did is how you pitch yourself to colleges"
chama
in my case every profession has a "cutting grade", wich is an anually changing minimum grade for you to apply for the selections, its from 0 to 1000
medicine related stuff is easily past 650 wich is way past the normal average of scoring
HI SASTROX
oh hey you are out of the void mr chrome
I mean it makes sense it'd be a bit more strict but yeah that'd be stressful for me too
how are you?
just hit a naaasty crescent kick
snat
engineering is 920 out of 1000 just for you to have an idea
you gotta have like, atleast 95% of accuracy during the entire 190 question exam
and also make your magnum opus for the essay
I will mourn this loss with you.
willie kickboxing academy
I'm not sure I'd call it a dystopia, it's just fragile politics and high tensions between factions lol
and crimes agaisnt nature and mankind with giant ass robots
and alienkind too
given they extinguished the one other intelligent species
oh that's Lancer you're thinking of haha
tbf harrison armories does have a similar aesthetic to battletech
big chunky bipedal mechs
all good lol
when is game projected to release
Tomorrow
yay
time to spam for 155 xp-
yay
tommorow..?
Yep tomorrow
hello asked
bye asked, hello blue monster
hello
thx
no problem have a good day
btw how do i switch my facion
if i die it keeps my save
are u on free mode
Are you asking how to change your loadout or your tier
gauntlet?
nah
by die you mean lose rank progress or go to abyss?
wanna see
yes
except baron
no everything
click on baron
k
yes
yea
bet thx
And half of those will be ur game crashing
i got it first try-
Fuck ultimate challenge
bro how do i beat the boss with a long sword hes too op!!!
Crashes for me 90% of the runs
look
do F
wait
MOVE TO #halfsword-chat-โ
sowwy
lategens
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
whole ass coreographed death lol
NOT THIS CHANNEL
DO NOT HALFSWORD THE CATFISH CHANNEL
what if i halfsword the catfish channel even more
people post stuff of hs on general all the time bro even the mods
blueberry for example

fr
but that would be dictatorship wouldnt it
game specific
not
general specific
CHESTER BENINGTON NO
general of everything
whoever is out there
INCLUDING TRUMP!
Rip..
i lost the game
politics
i shall continue to halfsword the catfish
you gotta stop with that
so cute
go back to eating chalk bruv
Dont lie he look delicious
politics
real
:3
Good minรฉral source
watching Jerma eat a Whopper while I eat my food so it's like we're eating together
Damn i forgot to remove the รฉ
hi hono
hello
foam
Coton you lose
Always the bic mac
it's a whopper you fool
Fast food are so mid
DAMN I DID A FATALITY
check this shit out he even hit a pose
no one gets the Big Mac anyway it's all about the quarter pounder
true
it's WAY better in like every way
its actually about eating real meat and cheese
Make your own burger, same price
not true + costs time
also dishes
and McDonald's is like right there
Ofc your a business guy
or, and get this, I'm FUCKING TIRED AND DON'T WANT TO MAKE FOOD I JUST WANT SOMETHING TO EAT
hello captain misinformation
MISINFOOO
Yellow
how are you lad
i have join this discord to say one thing
fuck the guy with the big ass sword you fight as a commoner
I don't care what it makes me
Skill issue
i have been trying
so hard
and halfsword all over him
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
I love this image it's the perfect way to say skill issue but with dragon ball
Fake news
Halfsword at night would be cool
if captain misinformation says something is fake news does that make it real news or does that mean it's REALLY fake?
Dont ask questions..enjoy life
CAPTAIN MISINFO, SAY THAT OZZY IS DEAD RIGHT NOW SO HE REVIVES
asking questions fulfills me
I enjoy life by learning about it
I'm literally at Jack in the box rn
Tf is this
Ozzy took too much storm damage after missing the jump pad
-201 happiness having to wash the dishes
lmao
at the what
Jack in the Box it's a fast food burger place
Ozzy took every illegal things that exist lol
Life is roblox
and survived
oh he looks cool
Its been so long since i ate a fast food dayum
Fnaf ref
White guy
HE HAS THE COLORS OF AMERICA!!!
RED WHITE AND BLUE
Purple guy!?
sometimes ragebaiting is not the strategy
Peak ๐ฅฒ
Its not a meme..
no way
Not everything i send is a meme
Way
It doesnt even matter
is that an entire episode of cory
Yurer
Stap
awesome
Mods
๐
i aint sitting here watching that to make sure theres nothing weird in it, kindly keep vids 2 minutes or less bruh
Imagine
I've sent a video that was a year long
banned
way to out yourself
Noway
and im still fucking watching it FML!!!!
Bring the guillotine!
Lol
Gotta make sure it's family friendly
when you get randomly banned next year, you'll know i found something
What is this
Me after i successfully buried the corpse but when i blink i saw it standing behind a tree
It smells like updog
Cool asf
Teach me how to Dougie
dob
I only send cool things so militus dont lost his mind on a 17min video
what should i scream next
i have learned how to happiness
Deeznuts
i hugged a surrendered willie
Don't
feeling like thorfin rn
Perchance
So instead of the grinch, its the blinch
no
scream honor died on the beach
?
idk some poethic shit
Tell if its something wrong to say its not my first language๐
Na i was just jokin
bllinch
Banned for cussing
Its blinchmass in 5 month!
huh
i need help with halfsword mods can someone help me?
who woulda tought
as easy as it gets, you first download half sword enhancer (LAUNCHER ok?) on nexus mods
put it in a folder
then
Are u ok dude?
dm me
Sax u speakin a different language
it is song
Buttadawg
I love korn, so i love u
what song with screaming should i scream next
Dawg wid da butta
Dawg onna butta
Never gets old
James hetfiled yeah yeah
This man is more crazy than me, i like him
Hes everywhere..
Or ill be find dead in my bed
Im not
Your like beetween 16 and 54
huh
Willie exist irl?
Yeah its moai
Evil if repost
Bro send those in mp
Bud sounds like a cod zombie
I can do twist lol
Tuff
fake I can tell
Rll..
But the bugs under your skin are :3
Cap let me prove it
Probably not
you can you just gotta be strong grip and have sharp nails
but ballistic gel is unrealistic with that
itโs easy to open but hard to tear through completely which is why itโs used for what it is
Otherwise a lot more reports of people's throats getting stolen would be more prevalent
The kill em all vinyle is so cool
Compared to all the others
This plug died btw we got a new one and shes chill but she keeps staring at walls
Moist u went full oblox
yeah i get it
Look at this mwa
We got a couple of metalheads in chat
Shake yo dreads
Or whatever y'all do
Shake yall metal fosho
Dont cry buddy
WHAT U DOIN IN THE CLOSET
Da- darius..
Darius go to bed!
Da king
Do butt head and beaves laugh
bruh i got some commoner blood on my pristine,noble armor
Damn thats pretty good
disgusting
Ngl
i will order a new helmet immediately
thanks
Willie hate round this parts? Is good for only one thing partner.
Your the coolest person i ever met dude
Well alright
Suee
I see how it is
Talk to the hand BUD
How it is?
insanity ๐ฅ
In insanity there sanity, so your fine
Insanity SMP
BROOOO
I HAVE 2 FUCKING MASSIVE SPIDERS BEHIND MY MONITOR
THEY AINT EVEN THE SAME FUCKING SPECIES
also one of them looks venemous
i am concerned
nature is healing the spiders arent racist
and I hate spiders
They are chillin
THIS IS THE BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN IRL
They are more scared than you are, i think
I AM NOT CHILLING
DOUBT
why would they be racist to me
I wanna see muffet irl
I tried but they literally look 10x of the size irl
I was gonna say that but then i thought maybe against server rules. but shit if the v.a says it all respect
and I cant get a good angle
What?
Eat them
why would they be racist to me ๐ญ
Protein
not you, eachother.
they just chilling behind the same monitor.
bet they share food sometimes
MAKIN ALL ABOUT URSELF HUH
Lol
oh well
i didnt understand half of your message bro
Then learn
BROOO THIS THING IS THE VENEMOS
what a warrior
VENEMOUS
WHY IS THE ONLY FUCKING VENEMOUS SPIDER WE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY IN MY FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOOOOM
i guess ill come back another time
I am quite fond of battletechโs light mechs, they look quite goofy to me
My GABAGOOL comes first
Very important to me that i have my GABAGOOL
he's gone i need to calm down
Wsg mof
heya captain, how's it going lol
devil may cry
neither have I but I know it's made by capcom and a lot of people like it
Capcom slightly overrated but that's probably just me
It's one of those beat 'em ups that are all about doing fancy combos
style ranking and all that
I personally like the resident evil games, need to play a good chunk of them still tho
I've played re2, 3, and 4 makes, and the og re4
as well as re7 when they rebooted the series to be horror again
I enjoy them but I also genuinely survival horror
re4 I enjoy purely for how it's basically a campy 80's action film
re7 the only one that gets a maybe
re7 was good
And that's just because they changed the whole damn story
Re8 was bad
Don't know what they were thinking there
God i hope they stop at 8
when I think resident evil, I think umbrella is inevitably going to be connected
They were dragging it before re7, and they're dragging it again
I'm uh, sorry to break the news to you, dawg
Requiem for the dead. Nightmare for the living.
Resident Evil Requiem is the highly anticipated ninth title in the mainline Resident Evil series. Prepare to escape death in a heart-stopping experience that will chill you to your core.
A new era of survival horror begins when Resident Evil Requiem launches February 27, 2026 for PlayStationยฎ5,...
one month ago
I don't think so
never played a single resident evil game in my life but i agree
I HATE it when people agree with me
oh yeah, I went as leon kennedy to comicon a couple of years in a row lol
specifically re4 leon
with the bomber jacket
What the bears beats Battlestar Galactica ๐ญ
When did re lose the plot
6
Fosho
Na
5
6 was why the changed the plot
5 was the building bridge to the shit show that was 6
Then 7 goop monster big scary ahhh
Markiplier was cringe btw
NO
I meant darkiplier
Mark chill
Just me?
Ight
i did NOT mean to say ts
Yellow everybody my name is jaundiceplier
Welcome back to FAILING LIVER
Mcwonder is active
Lets change topic pls
Chat died
markiplier hasnt played half sword yet.
my life is over
Im up on the craft
On some random server i been playing for a couple of days
nice lol
damn, sounds pretty nice to have lol
I've been working towards doing a bunch of mercenary contracts with pirates so I can get access to the blackmarket for cheap
outfit my squad with more assault mechs, the biggest size
I been playing this mod pack and my god
people who make Minecraft mods need to actually talk to like any human beings
there's so much shit
I'm generally fine with mods that add or make progression slower, but I think some of these modpacks have a lot of stuff that will literally never be used because you can either bypass it or its just not worth learning their whimsical rules and mechanics.
I downloaded a bunch of modpacks only to play a couple of them for 20 minutes, and ended up deleting them for computer space months later.
hi
lowk underselling themselves
literal 63cm one sided arming sword for 4 vucks
where are you even from man
i can only buy like 2 snickers bars with 4 bucks
g7
They sell them this cheap to promote slaughter, it's their way of population control
thats
Need someone dead? Do it yourself for the price of a McDonald's 5 dollar meal
is their any help section in this server
Ty
ok
Thats cool
crazy
have you ever had a moment when your brain just forgot how to visualize things in head
Sounds like a skill issue
anyone play clasj of vlans
eat cement
Jihadist Buckees is fucking amazing
This right here
morning everyone
Itโs 6pm get with the times
GO TO SLEEP
but like
no
iโm listening to the weeknd
itโs nice at this hour
โphantom regret by jimโ by the weeknd is still incredible by the way
fine you win this round
Nujabes mentioned.
Peak.
do you have any other reccomendations from him
so far ive only listened to, in full, metaphorical music
and that track
holy 2 hours of music
Ya.
i will be checking that out
what
this is some fire sentinel ship
how does it even get to this point
sailor
what
are the devs gonna let us change the keybindings in the future ,
because i have an azerty keyboard so this game dont work for me and a lot of other players and idk seems basic to let them change it to your liking
no hate love the game cant reallly play it to its full potential tho
probably yes
ooh thats would be amazing
it will PROBABLY be a feature in EA (Early Access), ea is in Q4 of this year so you will have to wait a bit, until then you can search if there is any program that can rebind your keyboard's keys or something
i heard a program like that exists though i don't know anything about it so
๐คท
alright thx for the information
Does talking about pirates, specifically their sabers, count as talking about piracy
i listened to the cocomelon taekwondo music video
my bryan fury orbital kicks kill people now
Good
Im content with my creator ๐
Nice car
Who's laughing now
Why is the chat dead again
Sdiybt
Wait that doesn't count as brain rot?
Yeah
why are there like 10000 updates since i last saw the game like wth
samuel l jackson is in my ceiling fan
peak
What is the right hand bug
wdym
With grabbing
wdym by that bro
Idk that is why I'm asking
do u have a pic
rawr
Nvm it's only on the PT not the demo
dude i just slow motioned and kicked this guy's arm off
whats the hype about crime and punishment ion get it
read like 1/4th and it still doesnt hit with some peak philosophy or anything worth saying its better than an average story book
Well crime is fun, but punishment sucks ๐
Shut up, Michal

crime and punishment? as in chapter 13 of yakuza 0??? 
hi leonardo da vinci
These seems like a fun activity to partake in
mamma mia
(I fucking hate coin pushers)
Bros never tilted the machine 90 degrees and it shows
wouldnt they just glue it
Yeah because Iโd like to not get banned
I forgot not everyone is an absolute muscle animal like me
lick the glue off
whats a coin pusher
me
Ha
call me a coin pusher the way i make moves on money 
you... push coins away?
throw coins machine pushes further and when there are enough coins they all drop and you get reward if it was your coin that made them fall
oh that game
cant you just tilt an unbolted machine
cant believe they make kids gamble
pushing money means selling merchandise
g
I loved gambling when I was a kid
Thank you chrome334, very cool!
I love it now too
as a child I yearned for the casino
@indigo hare how much did you win
during gambling
you did win once right?
this is so me
u guys think it would be possible to make a vr mod for halfsword or not?
very hard i think
but possible?
there already were vr mods made for the old demo
yeah
though it just let you look around using your vr headset
they were shit tho if i remember correctly
you still needed a mouse and keyboard to play
yea then
full VR, like controlling your characters hands, moving with the joystick n such, wouldn't be possible with modding
the game already has first person and i think because the helmets block screen you could just replace them areas with blur
oh
people say instead of halfsword vr just play blade and sorcery but its not the same
it's the closest you're going to get
its not physics based, i have 200hours b&s and the physics went shit after the quest release
ts pmo
its 29th already





