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This actually is actually an owl actually
I deleted multiversus
1: Pizzeria
2: Freezeria
3: Sushiria
4: Burgeria
not evil
now its enough to download tf2
oh what you had multiversus
cant wait to play a game thats older than me
that should have been a first pick
i played it once but never got into it
Tf2 was my first fps lol
If you want to play old fps games I can genuinely give solid suggestions
tf2 sucks
my first fps was left 4 dead 2
Deus ex is a banger
my first was fricking arsenal in roblox i'm like 50 percent certain
L4d2 is great
I've modded it to all hell
I never played a single roblox game
Everything is a glass cannon
arsenals damage system is so bad
so about 83 days of gameplay
except the tank
it really is
I've had tf2 for 12 years, so that's a pretty low number !!
Rali do you like reading books, and do you like elder scrolls
so you were playing tf2 when I was 3
amazing
I hate bethesda games now adays, but I really like Elder Scrolls conceptually
Christ the way y’all are younger than me genuinely gives me whiplash
the horror
You should read prequel adventure :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs-cztwxtdo i just found these two and i am dying laughing right now
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newgrounds is dead old man
NO IM NOT DOIGN THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GRAHHH
I'll google it in the morning
It is questionable at some points for humor, if memory serves me correct, but I also remember being emotionally invested in it
Not sure if the older parts aged well or not
Questionable? 
they can't say n'wah anymore </3
woah brother.... the hard 'wah
Nothing nsfw, and maybe I’m a pussy but some parts I wouldn’t read in public, is what I’m saying
What’s good, my Hoonding?
We call them Outsiders now
mosquito fuckin attacked me in right calf, left foot, and spine (x3)
i wanna mnkljlahskujrghfjklubdhrguairdgtayghdh
this s'wit is too afraid to call those lizards what they are
Hello my fellow shaveskin wafiits
I don't have many "wins" in life,
sure I got the phantom bow in BF4 the hard way, and I have the peacekeeper in BF1,
but this,
this is a pretty big win lol
unc
about tf2, the new summer cosmetics suck fucking ass
you too? /j
how did you even manage to do that
that's amazing
I wouldn't know 
just send them this
it's called I replied to one of their tweets on sheep basically saying
you do know sheep suffer when they aren't sheared right? a farmer is not stealing their wool, it's removing like 70lbs worth of hair on a hot day
no sane individual is reposting this
they blocked you FOR THAT
not surprised but
it is funny
PETA is full of morons
ye XD
"we support animal rights" euthanizes a bunch of dogs
"we did it as an act of mercy"
WH?
i'm pretty sure they tried FORCEFULLY taking a pet rabbit from a homeless man before
hold on
not exactly that but two people did try to take a dog from a homeless man if chu man that
I hope someone makes a very long video on them and then beefs with a literal lawyer for no reason
maybe that was it
Man if only someone would kidnap my dog and actually just fucking kill it
PETA:
WTF!
humanity surprises me everyday when it definitely shouldn't
lol
shit if my grandma was still alive she'd be grabbing her torch and pitckfork if I told her some of the stuff peta did
then again I wouldn't wanna stress an honest soul like hers
it crosses the border of being so absurd that it's very funny to me
it's not like anythings holding us back from doing the same though
so grab your pitchforks
Garden Fork projeject zomboboid
x3
"why am i looking at my feet" ahh
i feel like the dog one was a bit more crazy lol
nevertheless i'm saving this
spectangular
Lmao
i forgot this phrase for a solid week or two and just now typed it
as in like i forgot how i even spelt and said it
why did my memory kick in subconciously
Atomic Bomb? nah lets test a bomb that releases 1000 fuckin bats with incendiary bombs strapped to them
fun fact, the Bat Bomb in tests, proved 12x more effective than regular firebombs,
and would have been even more devastating if used in large numbers, than fucking atomic bombs
the fricking what in tests
Boom boom😲
BOOM BOOM
WHAT THE HECK
🤩
IS THAT
it was thought up by a fucking dentist
oh speaking of peta
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE WHAT THOUGHT OF BY A DENTIST
THE FUCKING ELECTRIC CHAIR
What your highest pr in wz?
the dentists are FUCKED UP
eh dentists can be crazy so i guess profession doesnt define insanity
its insanity that defines insanity
"son if you don't stay still while I work on these teeth so help me god I will have zeus strike you down"
Peta - Personally Euthanizing Tons of Animals 
wow that's a solid acronym
i wouldn't have thought of that
spot on
another bomb with the name Bat in it
was the ASM-N-2 Bat, luckily it, didn't have bats in it this time
buuut, it was the worlds first automatic radar guided glide bomb
I think it was called bat because it's radar basically did echolocation bullshit to find boats :>

jeez
Me but with rocky road icecream
there was a lotta silly stuff in WW2
such as if germany didn't declare war on us, cuz we declared war on japan,
Germany would have beat us to atomic bombs :D
which is an awful thought
don't worry, I would've put a stop to that pretty quickly
on second thought, I do not believe I am so hungry...
I've wanted to enlist but ima be honest
with how the world is going rn, I don't think I wanna step on a landmine in a foreign country,
be a coastie
or enlist in a noncombative position
ngl just be a cop gng
Or just..Airsoft and milsurp
I'd rather enlist
this!
Larp 🥀
Oppenheimer when he realizes that his weapon of mass destruction actually kills people
please be an old school cop
shoot the leg not the head man :<
or just be physically fit enough to pin the bastard XD
we don't do that anymore
shoot neither of those places whudduhfuck
cops after unloading 30 rounds into someones chest and skull: PERFORMING LIFE SAVING MEASURES!
The humbke bodycam:
ts you
is that his hands or feet? they keep turning into fingers T-T
real
is... is this allowed???
kinda sad when you realize that einstein said if he knew germany would fail in making atomic weapons
he wouldn't have warned america, therefore we wouldn't have yaknow, showed a few thousand japanese citizens what a spawn point for the fuckin sun looks like
Why are the feet and teeth so fucked up 
Feet are on backwards
i think it's processed through some ai which somehow interpreted the teeth as an actual mouth
lol
AI??
Abominable intelligence
Alien isolation
is this like shitty loss or something
Dune was right we gotta experience the butlerian jihad
Is this one of those Tesla robots i've heard about?
Dune is wrong because they ignore the root issue
They wouuld have so much more water if they killed the worms
thus they need to kill the worms
Me when tremors
what is dune even about, i didn't bother reading or watching it because it looks very boring
just some space hippies on a desert planet or smth
while I know it wasn't what it actually means
I am convinced Lisan Al Gaib is their version of praising allah
no idea, i'm in the same boat as you
i like boats
Why does parvo gotta exist vro
how am i fatigued im just lying in bed 💀
fascia became too stiff
??
I might sound like a bigback
But good lord 7/11 hotdogs are the best
it's ver good
basically Spice, is the key to interstellar travel, faster than light travel, and it's a real cool drug, it's the lifeblood of entire empires
Arrakis, the funny desert planet, has a lotta spice, and a lotta worms, that create spice
there's a buncha goobers with glowing blue eyes called the Fremen who huff that shit like crack
a buncha funky people called House Atredies, want that planet, but another house called Harkonnen, already have it
they come to a trade offer, take the planet, and eventually harkonnen backstabs em or some shit, kicking off a war
oh btw one kid in Atredies is a bene gesserit, and he's male, which is a big nono, only women are allowed for, some culture shit, he finds out he's bascailly a fremen messiah, joins them, and I'm pretty sure either the fremen want to remove both houses from the planet, or they have an uneasy alliance with atredies cuz they aren't abusing them and shit
this has been my half assed ted talk on Dune :3
hld on lemme read
Highway traffic be like
why is that the image 💀
idfk
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxq3Gu-im6h0bDbvgZ3teJUHjOeFhK9-1d?si=x4l9D82DiB_rZVCr i'm currently dying still to this incredible clip
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so basically space drug addicts which travel through space and get high?
kinda
space drug addicts already live on the planet, and the two houses just need that shit for space travel
the thing is
harkonnen was kinda being dicks to the fremen
and atredies just, want the spice a lot
ive never had a stroke what 😭
fascia is basically the coating of muscles which gets stale if you don't move around enough
oh inereesting
I'd say watch the first dune movie for a good time to really see the lovely graphics that were 80s CGI
the Hotlzman shields will be burned into my head as fuckin roblox characters
show
fuckin roblox characters man XD
do I need to hold you down tie you to a chair and force you to watch Dune 1984?
I will mfr
wll
😂
is it the movie where the woman gets her hand cut off by a blast door
but, giant worms D:
black goop cylinder monster with eyes all over it?
iunno here's a fun fact
in the movie tremors (the first one)
early concept art for the graboids showed them having for a lack of better words
a sheath, the design was quickly changed for and I quote "I'm not having giant dicks chasing people through the desert"
great
was warhammer free on steam tho, might download it
yea
it's awful isn't it :>
kasey the kkoldd
you prolly found it lol
"nobody who saw it called it a turtle neck" 😭
"we had to take the curse off of that as much as possible" lmao
the dick shaped curse

XD
also call me old fashioned or some shit
I don't descale fish when cooking, it kinda just peels off anyways when cooked,
and besides you are cooking it at temperatures, any bacteria or shit on it is definitely dead
depends on the fish and also people generally don't like having hard fish flakes together with their meat
tame impala dropped a single today holy fuck it's peak
I love looking at horror movies man
good sir, how the fuck do you hurt yourself using a ferro rod and some steel
Hi
Hi
is there no patreon for this game ?
New reaction photo dropped ❤️🩹
im gonna be late for work on purpose
quitting this job soon and my level of care is at an all time low
they're gonna offer me like a dollar raise, I'll say I'm getting 24/hr to learn how to weld titanium, they cant compete
as a nordic, i cant relate
That's like colder than winter here
whens blood coming
i goes down to -20 C in the winters
sometimes
it became 30 C a few weeks ago or so
This is decently warm. If it's in centigrade
and it was such a big deal for being in sweden that many people thought we were all gonna die
whats centigrade
Centigrade is the same as Celsius
oh
I just don't like the word celsius
what did Celsius do to my man
its the hottest it has been since 2022
We got something similar in Scotland lol
its gonna rain all week in scotland
according to google
It's changing between sun and rain.
would you live in dasht-e-lut or die
This is Scotland, you can't trust the forecast
if you had to pick
Only trust your 4skin

I recognise this name but I can't remember what it is. Is it a region?
its a desert
i thought it was a place in denmark or germany
Well there's no point in dying so throw me into the desert. The name looks Arab so I can chill with some Bedouins
do australians eat kangaroo liver?
Probably
ok well
Oh that's quite
I want you to knoe about this
Ah that's very unfortunate
know*
when considering land surface temperature, the Lut Desert in Iran has recorded significantly higher temperatures, reaching 70.7°C (159.3°F) in 2005.
so uh
You asked me would I rather die or die
maybe
There's no way I'm surviving
not quite
he asked you would you rather die or suffer to death
what?

its true
Walk out like a G
What????
split the earth and start walking on the core
Why are you gae
Bruh
Autism premium
I did not confess any feelings
this is CLEARLY a confession
these allegations against me have no roots
OBJECTION
lebon jems
Turkish cat
it's thanksgiving already?
eat
Can they add a mancanic just to slam them on the ground
what's even happening here
I'm gonna slam you on the ground :3
Yes pls
cird
...
bird
cat
wrong gif
fuck
im gonna go get a daim mini ice cream cone and watch avatar the last airbender on netflix
everyone knows atla is peak
uno momento
frog
frog
forg
rofg
gorf
frgo
rhymes with grug
goorg
gruggatron prime X
blonk
what is ts bro 😭
blonk
I aint ever seen such a negative person in my life, I'm respectfully stopping all contact with you.
i thought we had something 💔
What if there is only a certain amount of actual human souls inhabiting the earth and the rest are bodies occupied by demons inside the shell of a human, which can be seen through their emotional and ethic behavior in public and/or private spaces
i think i ahv iron deficiyn
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i almost pased out in de showe
Someone please tell me they remember these gummy eyeballs
downloading team fortress 2
This type of shit is why I hate Halloween
Gross
its flavor is dependent on the eye color
whelp it's almost 5 AM and I'm at that time where I start questioning the fabric of our reality
so here's a good thing for any other late night goobers, what the hell dya think resuscitation after death is like, it happens sometimes (in a very short time frame of course)
I'm assuming it's like a short nap but what if in the span of say, 5 seconds, it feels like eternity in your head
When you and the homie gotta split ways to work on solo quests, but right at the last minute your bro gives you the last of the "Longbottom leaf" because he knows you're out. World class. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THTYEypfrM8
Hi all! Are there some leaks from HalfSword development?😙
But my bathrooms flooded 🙁
I might’ve given you credit but it’s a MLP meme which takes away every bit of credit you could’ve gotten
my little pony meme making fun of the unemployed 💔
what is it with newly graduated LEAFLETS dumping their meme folders without respite
husband ❤️
looks like a cramped NYC apartment
Thats very generous. That apartment would run like $3000 a month
A closet would be like $1000
this didn't scare me, but it did confuse me
this is like the most overused gif ever
this explains why people like top gun: maverick

Warhammer is a setting lol
Forcing themselves into the center of attention
Lmao
Either that or a genuine lack of social skills
That first one is genuinely disturbing lol
Do i need to upgrade (sorry for non screenshot)
lithium nation mentioned
Probably the most boring sith in terms of character. His design is kinda neat tho
If u can really even call him a “sith” at that point
real
Did I stutter?
Please develop social skills and come back to me when you don’t rely on gifs to carry you through a conversation
Oh, esteemed sir, I find myself disinclined to depend exclusively on the offering of gif-laden exchanges to navigate the intricate waters of social discourse; rather, it appears that you might lack the capacity to engage in meaningful repartee with an individual who derives pleasure from such animated diversions amid dialogue. Nevertheless, I wish to emphatically reiterate that I am indeed capable of articulating my thoughts and engaging in discourse devoid of such visual embellishments; however, please feel free to express your views as you see fit.
You’re allowed to talk like a regular human being, otherwise I’m assuming you just put a prompt into chat gpt and claim the result is your own work
didnt use chatgpt
used a translator
big difference
and I never said the result is my own work
Haf smord
haf m
I want to smash people with wagons
Malgus is a boss

Half sword games
@indigo hare is this your son?
does he know
so fucking tired that i didnt even register the spider for the first five seconds
good morning, afternoon, evening and night to all
whoa whoa whoa chill out why are you bullying tutankamon's right hand
the what
why is he bullying the ANCIENT being that moai is
the PRE-CAMBRIAN form of life that moai is
Are you calling me old
but wouldn't being old mean being wise
Garfield put some extra za in his la-za-gnia this day
??
yes
old man wisdom
not everytime, he is the example
w
i have delayed myself enough time for some 9 kings
Im going to time you out the next time Youre in an actual discussion, the moment you start typing I’ll do it so it looks like you stopped caring. The other person will be annoyed/offended and not like you anymore
is reddit still legal
i saw this exact edit randomly
was it ever
None of him please
for how long is the timeout mr cool rock
1 week
its very good
holy shit
you have to agree
😔🤔😭
Sorcery and blades
2 weeks for trying to bribe an all powerful very handsome and cool moderator
how about 5000 dollars in unmarked bills
Heya saxtros!
oh hi moffia :D
How’s it going lol
defaction of bills?
Please refer to server #rules about illegal activity. I am now in the process of informing the FBI
autocorrect
defacit
aa
defamation of government bills?
jail
youre going to JAIL
its OVER
Defecit? Is that what you’re trying to say
Hes just digging himself a hole more and more
defamation
Alright
awww
Defacing legal tender is a crime, yes
thats the one
Defamation is like saying something bad about someone and it causing harm
what if moai, what if i blow up half your town to smithereens
How tender are we speaking
very fucking tender
uhhhh
What does that mean
kill him moai
wh
your damnation saves ME
drop a bunker buster
therefore i am all in for your execution mister
I saw that
what did you see
Easy 20g protein
you chinese?
Alrighty
chat is going to places today!
Generals problematic today
yep
my strawpage in my bio sucks don't check it out
yeah well fuck you (respectfully)
what even is a strawpage
do you make like, custom straws
autism
IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU
i mean
I checked it out and you’re right
i will check it out
yeah
on the context "how realistic are armored fights in Half Sword" (spoiler: INSANELY realistic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RXm_dVtAKc
Armored MMA resembling halfsword in SO MANY ways
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No now i feel mean. I just don’t understand it
Which makes me feel old
just deleted all captures i have made on halfsword
you should press the big red button
probably freed up a good 50-100 gb
i pressed the big red button
was that shit a trojan
Yes
yes i hacked you with uhhh leopa virus fr!!!
Epilepsy
Even JSAB players can't handle this
HAMMER
thats because they didnt grow flashing a flashlight on their eyes directly
maybe thats why i have to use glasses
nuh uh
billhook
or runka spear
Willie if he locked in
i will rip out your intestines and feed them to you
How to make boss Willie not have any kids 101
"this if for my friends'
aodjwjn
aneurysm alert
come here
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONT DO THAT
THATS VILE
sure
yous a weird ass goober aint ya
COWARD
SEND THE GIF
anime swordsman ahh willie
SEND THE EMBED FAIL
what music are you even listening to
yes
i sense a fun issue
😰
calm the fuck down my king
get thy head out of thy organic dispensing compartment
not what im called
thats saxophone for you
saxophone
hi john.
REF DO SOMETHING HES INVINCIBLE
exorcize that thing
yes
how about nuh uh
atleast write your insults
thy dependence on this...device of yours, it saddens me deeply
IS THAT ARTHUR MORGAN ON THE MIC
HOW DOES THST EVEN SOUND SIMILAR
IDK BRUV
it just sounds similar
saw duck
two ducks
20/10
a gif
I put the entirety of lagtrain and sped it up and turned it into a gif
cuckold
they're probably gay
FLIBBERTIGIBECK
idk 50/50
Ehhh you don't need to know
yoo
i really hope youre joking too lol
there are
three
wobba
gooba
and frank
i would like to be a frank
Anne Frank
guyhs i cant find this game in roblox
so nochalent
because it isnt on roblox ig
guess its not
wait is this actually not on roblox lmao i jus joined from a random guys profile
tbh the closest thing i could find to this game on roblox is like one of those weird roblox arm jelly physics games
ok that makes a lot more sense
pretty neat if i may say
hope you enjoy your stay anyway
wat
this is our art
bruh
tone it down
yep
is all you do in the game just pvp
pve
it has three modes
roguelike progression
free for all with the classes
and abyss
wich is like
highscore based
they never said that
not really
on it
you really like being an asshole lol
just be chill
they are thinking on working on it
Stop being hostile. They didn’t say they’re working on it. They said they see the value and are considering it
You should read the faq
Yes im sure the irony is not lost upon you
.
if you are going to be hostile atleast be it correctly
.
two different things
entirely different
english in general
Sorry bud but you need to settle down with the dickhead behavior
moai have you been seeing like the entire thing or just this part
Reading up further
Okok i see
Timing lol
Can you guys save me
from what
I’m on a flight to Sydney Australia rn and I paid for wifi to send this message
I have 5 hours left and this baby won’t stfu
I’ve been trying to SLEEP FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS!!
lol just sleep
earplugs, or headphones
I have a flight tomorrow. I fall asleep on flights every single time no matter what, for the whole flight
I am blessed
I have this much left
ANOTHER W FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY READING ON FLIGHTS
never flied a plane before
and never flied on a plane too lol
Well it’s like the baby is very loud
And I swear on my dead grandma
That baby is on a set timer
Everytime I try and sleep it starts crying
Greetings people.
i listen to absurdly loud snoring every night so i cant say its not much of a deal
i know how annoying it is
This gif has permanently affected me and my friends’ sense of humor, inshallah
XD
hm
Genuinely we have a screenshot of it saved
Glad to be here
we have good swording, good polearming, good axing and good meta-physical skills sharing
swording in half
:D
of what frame though
Sounds like a half of sword
sword when 1/2
holy moly
Cute lil ninja, adorable
how are you galatical marshal
Idk, personally it makes me think a lot more of mall ninjas lmao
Oh hey, I watched Hellboy
Neat movie
Need to watch the second
Hii hello 🎷
thats me :D
Yisss
never heard of them before
but i liked the preview
the singer sounds like eminem
big things in motion
honestly some of their lyrics go incredibly hard
listen to this one by em, their most popular song
https://open.spotify.com/track/6JH9yWhgbm0y9iAJhCslNc?si=WqjQhWv2Q7eEW44110AhWQ
frickin titanium, man! I'm very nervous cause the last time I tried to play with titanium it didn't go well
but this job will be great
My local welder be like
im the local welder lol
does he stick weld tho...
cool
im set up at home to do aluminum repairs and small fabrication. all tig
Aye Tig welding is fun tho
that's how I learned. I don't weld really anymore but upsidedown stick welding was hell lmao
I had set my fair on fire once briefly when upsidedown stick welding bc of the flux 💔
stick welding stainless steel is buttery
like this post if you weld
mmmm juicy hot slag
fat welds
Welding two rooms together
welding your butt cheeks shut then feeding you beans and cabbage
beads...
stack em like dimes
balls
this is a bit drawn out since I didn't trim it down but we got another axe throw last night 
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kJvcHNQeq3o4y8sMz/spok?invite=cr-MSw3dHUsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA
I can make any weld look great with a grinder
gluing metal together
I am really good at welding
i can make any weld look great if i pay someone a decent amount to do it for me
hello
Some mfs from my school gotta take a hint that I don’t find the reels they send me funny
Hello moffia
how's it going?
just heard the unfunniest joke in mankind 15 minutes ago
so bad that its good
have you become a jukebox??
ah k
it's closer to 2030 than 2020
It’s closer to 2077 than 1456 
2020 was half a decade ago
its closer to 2016 than 1200
Whaaaaat
Y’all are crazy
bro i got fucked
did they buff abyss ai?
cause ive just been hit with the most diabolical combo ive ever seen
feel you
i hate it
you know can put wepons on your hip
y'all seen the Super Meat Boy 3D trailer?
nerd
commoner longsword is peak
Billhook on veteran tier <3
Guys what manuscript is this from?
Poleaxe on knight
i will shit
chat is this a good techince
I hope this game has split screen coop
Anyone know if you can give suggestions?
@autumn laurelso why tf am I getting punished for posting hs screenshots here but other people arent 😭


adze* but big agree