general-catfish-🐱🐟

[pearl coral]

Hi

[raven ore]

sam of hi

[south swan]

yo

[pearl coral]

which one is worse

[peak prawn]

Second

[pearl coral]

Blogblast blogblast blogblast

[obtuse root]

ai bolsonaro goza em mim

[fast maple]

how does my PC run cyberpunk at ultra better than halfsword on high

[maiden pasture]

bc half sword is an unfinished game

[indigo hare]

Cyberpunk is a fully released and optimized game, Thats been out for years

Halfsword is in a pre alpha state

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956300981119881319/1246180093001465937/silly_billy.gif

[drowsy finch]

How can my computer run half life 2 but not Half Sword?

[lime knoll]

Cyber punk? More like Cyber dump cause that shit is ASS

[dim lion]

blogblast

[raven ore]

how can my computer cant run halflufe or halfsword

[dim lion]

how come my computer can run?

[drowsy finch]

I quite like cyberpunk after trying it again

[fast maple]

i run halfsword at 125 fps

[drowsy finch]

I thought I didn’t like it until like a few days ago

[lime knoll]

Yeah buddy I bet you like ass

[drowsy finch]

You’re literally a warhammer fan </3

[dim lion]

🙋‍♂️

[lime knoll]

I am not

[dim lion]

robot in pfp, Warhammer fan

[autumn laurel]

same here

[lime knoll]

Its actually a dreadnought

[unkempt scroll]

I should create problems on the Internet

[muted crane]

is there anyway to use the weapons and armour you want or do you have to keep going in tournament?

[dim lion]

so you ARE a Warhammer fan...

[lime knoll]

NO

[drowsy finch]

Same here too

[autumn laurel]

poser

[lime knoll]

I HATE WARHAMMER

[autumn laurel]

coward

[dim lion]

If you click "free play" in the right hand side, you can choose any class

[autumn laurel]

hedgeborn

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-gif-908843469239769385

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-sad-pepe-cry-pepe-tears-pepe-sad-cry-pepe-cry-back-gif-9568449928860993175

[dim lion]

If you want to specifically choose a weapon/class and save it, tho, you'll need mods. Class loadouts are randomized

[dim lion]

every r/halfsword comment that gets 100+ updoots

[muted crane]

ah thank you, didnt even see free mode

[lime knoll]

Bjorn

[autumn laurel]

AHA

[dim lion]

no worries bossman

[autumn laurel]

gottem

[lime knoll]

DAMNIT

[autumn laurel]

he is a fan

[fast maple]

cyberpunk is actually a good game

the combat is nicely made and the sandevistan is prob my favorite

[astral vigil]

is half sword mod installer broken rn

it crashes me whenever i use a command

[drowsy finch]

I do not like most of the guns, so I started a netrunning build and DAMN it’s so much fun

Overclocking my character’s RAM and exploding everyone’s heads is so fun

[fast maple]

i use throwing knives and katanas

[unkempt scroll]

I love everything about cyberpunk actually. I am a massive nerd

[autumn laurel]

we have nothing to do with the mods for the game, ask the one who made the mod

[astral vigil]

ngl idk who made the mod tho

😓

[fast maple]

blackwall gateway

[astral vigil]

i saw github but it wasnt letting me actually see creator

[drowsy finch]

I love this image so much

[stuck beacon]

this shi corny ngl

[spiral zinc]

hulk hogan is fucking dead guys

[pearl coral]

yeah that made me sad

[astral vigil]

fax

[lime knoll]

What in that sentence got censored

[drowsy finch]

The throwing knife is peak dor stealth

[pearl coral]

first macho man now hulk hogan

[stuck beacon]

real?

[drowsy finch]

You got 1984’d :(

[pearl coral]

real

[spiral zinc]

real

[unkempt zodiac]

unreal

[lime knoll]

That entire sentence was abbreviated what got caught💀

[unkempt zodiac]

you can check in #🧠rot

[stuck beacon]

tf is that

how is that a channel now

[unkempt zodiac]

you're permanently on display now

[lime knoll]

LMAOOO

[sharp dust]

First encounter with water cooler

[pearl coral]

it's been one

[stuck beacon]

who

[pearl coral]

not you

[stuck beacon]

tf i do

exist?

oh ight

[unkempt zodiac]

bamurai

[lime knoll]

Yeah throw boulders at that guy

[drowsy finch]

Zomboid lore

[fast maple]

i dont like the smart guns tbh because i use a sandevistan theyre too slow

[stuck beacon]

booooo

[drowsy finch]

I like them a lot. I don’t use the sandy in my netrunning build

Not having to aim is pretty nice

My sande build I use a double barrel and mantis blades lol

[stuck beacon]

what game ya'll talkin about

[sharp dust]

Overclock+synapse burnout

[drowsy finch]

Cyberpunk 2077

[drowsy finch]

YESSS

[stuck beacon]

someone got put on display again

[sharp dust]

I have unlocked overclock yet tho

Im on my second run

[vivid igloo]

Spoiler:||Smasher's|| shotgun works well on both builds I think

[drowsy finch]

Overclock+Overheat+Short-circuit for maximum brain aneurism

[sharp dust]

And im running netrunner this time

Last time was sandevistan+katana

[drowsy finch]

It’s genuinely so good, especially paired with the bloodpump cyberware

It feels like infinite RAM and kind of makes boss fights waaay easier

[indigo hare]

Y’all are speaking gibberish

[sharp dust]

Im tryna start clash royale to play with my friend and talking at the same time but clash keeps closing so im just gonna not talk for a bit

[unkempt scroll]

Don't forget the adrenaline perk

[stuck beacon]

someone told me they're talking bout cyberpunk

[fast maple]

i personally love using the gorrila arms

[unkempt scroll]

Yessssssssss

[drowsy finch]

I need to spec points into deadass anything other than intelligence and reflex ngl

[indigo hare]

They are

[stuck beacon]

yeah

[unkempt scroll]

Adrenaline and overclock work together like peanut butter and jelly

[drowsy finch]

I’ll give’m a try after my second run is overrr

[drowsy finch]

500 RAM

[stuck beacon]

ight ngl this just sounds like made up shit

but i've never played cyberpunk so 🤷‍♂️

[unkempt scroll]

They're so fun with the sandevistan. I love punching super fast

[indigo hare]

What if you’re allergic to peanut butter huh? Ever think of that? So insensitive

[unkempt scroll]

Well it is a fictional game

[pearl coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-yNjyAFSs&list=RDgI-yNjyAFSs

[drowsy finch]

I will throw people miles away

[stuck beacon]

i know but even with context that sentence just sounds so funny to me

[stuck beacon]

yuh 🔥

[autumn laurel]

i think im too tired, i thought deadass was a new perk

[unkempt scroll]

Okay, well, then the overclock and adrenaline kills people like peanut butter and jelly kills people with nut allergies

[indigo hare]

Bros gotta be like 40 now

[drowsy finch]

LMAO

[unkempt scroll]

Cool got replaced

[indigo hare]

Thank you for the consideration

[stuck beacon]

isn't that the chocolate rain guy

[pearl coral]

didnt he like disappear

[pearl coral]

yes !

[stuck beacon]

holy shit it is

[indigo hare]

Yes!

[stuck beacon]

fuck yeah 🔥

sing that bih

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-attack-cyberpunk2077-fly-attack-motorcycle-attack-blade-attack-gif-26927820

[unkempt scroll]

I did my gorilla arms build before they added that

[indigo hare]

I can’t wait for them to make cyberpunk live action and destroy the series

[stuck beacon]

i think i got a lil too silly cause my message couldn't be uploaded

[drowsy finch]

A few patches and then it’ll be good

[indigo hare]

Automod! Everyone laugh at this guy!

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-him-with-hammers-deadpool-hammers-kill-this-guy-gif-715703031837791128

[stuck beacon]

yo wtf

i ain do nun

[indigo hare]

This is fair.

[stuck beacon]

yeah thats right

[indigo hare]

Everyone silently point at and shame him instead

[stuck beacon]

aw come on

[wooden olive]

Point and shake

[indigo hare]

Swing wildly

[lime knoll]

Ban this guy^

[stuck beacon]

tf i do

[lime knoll]

It would be really funny

[unkempt scroll]

Don't say that

[stuck beacon]

yeah thats right

ban him

it'd be indeed quite funny

[lime knoll]

Ban yourself NOW

[indigo hare]

Im gonna lie about what word you said that got automodded so people hate you

[stuck beacon]

no you don't

[lime knoll]

I will

I saw you say it

[drowsy finch]

Edgerunners 2 is gonna completely ruin the series

[indigo hare]

Dont say that

[stuck beacon]

whats wrong with it

[unkempt scroll]

Why do you think that

[drowsy finch]

It’d be funny

[lime knoll]

Edgers gonna be a good show

[indigo hare]

🙁

Ur funny 😡

[drowsy finch]

Thanks soldier

[lime knoll]

Easter Man, hop on BF6

[sharp dust]

Do you guys think nomad, street kid or corpo is the best

[fast maple]

in cyberpunk lore V is immune to cyberpsychopathy

[fast maple]

street kid for me

[sharp dust]

With corpo i got stuff for free

[autumn laurel]

Battlefrogs 6

[stuck beacon]

you guys fw Leaden Sky

[sharp dust]

Street kid was the first

Havent tried nomad

[lime knoll]

Burlap Folders 6

[indigo hare]

Im at work, “working”

[stuck beacon]

game

[fast maple]

the best is the one that gets you with panam the fastest

[stuck beacon]

ight fuck you

[lime knoll]

This guys employed 💀💀💀💀💀

[drowsy finch]

Corpo, now Nomad, then I’ll do street kid

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-disick-peasant-stop-talking-galia-gif-21333994

[stuck beacon]

who works nowadays

js be a hobo

[stuck beacon]

im not even a mod

[lime knoll]

You said you were

[drowsy finch]

Everywhere I go, I see butcher’s face….

[stuck beacon]

what in the Mk ultra

i did not do that

[stuck beacon]

lmao

[indigo hare]

It’s a new one from earlier today

[drowsy finch]

Good

[autumn laurel]

he thinks you're cool

[drowsy finch]

Gwuhh whoop waharrt

[fast maple]

this fit goes HARD

[stuck beacon]

i fw every rock except this typa rock

[drowsy finch]

YOU LOOK HOMELESS

[stuck beacon]

called ''dumbass''

[fast maple]

yeah i am homeless

[stuck beacon]

yuh

[lime knoll]

“Games broken, do your fucking job!!”

Funniest one ive seen

[autumn laurel]

just buy a house

[stuck beacon]

yo can you still modify your penis lenght in cyberpunk

[lime knoll]

No

[stuck beacon]

ight, ban that game

[lime knoll]

Little dick is canon

[stuck beacon]

delete it

[fast maple]

yeah

[stuck beacon]

yessir

don't ban that game

make it goty

[drowsy finch]

Fair enough

[fast maple]

bro thinks hes tough

[stuck beacon]

who tf that

dollar store deadpool

[fast maple]

he think he that guy from DC

with the orange mask

homeless samurai

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1232734882346565727/1397977123494297630/Screenshot_20250724_145803_X.jpg?ex=6883af27&is=68825da7&hm=4b42072b5afd91b75b6d60ebe19f11b29f5956c138999ceeba81757c7faa7f1b&=&format=webp&width=952&height=1047

[violet garden]

Batman

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-giant-superman-animation-epic-ending-self-sacrifice-gif-5009560

[indigo hare]

Explain this then?

[stuck beacon]

is that Vlad from gta iv

[lime knoll]

YOU LIED ELVIS

[stuck beacon]

yo

[violet garden]

I don’t want to

[stuck beacon]

ight

sorry i lied to you guys

please don't cut my balls off

[lime knoll]

WOAH DUDE

[stuck beacon]

dude

[drowsy finch]

🏳️‍⚧️

[stuck beacon]

aw fuck no

[stuck beacon]

bros got the pz states thing 😭

[indigo hare]

It is so over

RIP Elvis

[stuck beacon]

i wanna keep my balls

i dare you edit that

[stuck beacon]

god damn it

[lime knoll]

HAAAAA

[stuck beacon]

no

fuck that

shut up

[lime knoll]

Mods, repo his balls

[stuck beacon]

no don't repo my shi 😭

i thought i paid for these fully

[stuck beacon]

i have become balls

[indigo hare]

I am balls destroyer of balls

Okay enough of this!!!

[stuck beacon]

i am balls

[stuck beacon]

i had enough like 4 edits ago

[indigo hare]

I am going back to work

You unemployed degenerates

[stuck beacon]

you're the one going all C.I.A on my ass editing my messages n shi

[lime knoll]

Literally 1985

[drowsy finch]

Its moodles. Their names are moodles.

[stuck beacon]

ight, sorry im not a big time nerd

🤦‍♂️

bamurai got put on the museum again lmao

tf he do

[drowsy finch]

I love zomboid !!

[lime knoll]

Cant even talk about balls with some clanker putting me in a museum, smh my bead ts pmo icl fr

[stuck beacon]

me too but somehow iono what those are called 👍

[indigo hare]

You really really should be

[stuck beacon]

sure

[stuck beacon]

dropping the hard R just like that? wow

[unkempt zodiac]

joins niche discord server for a historically accurate medieval combat simulation game
not a big time nerd

these do NOT add up

you CANNOT be here if you aren't a nerd

[lime knoll]

They dont have souls, they hard R doesn’t hurt them

[unkempt zodiac]

rule 17 #rules

[stuck beacon]

im just trying to have fun 🤞 💔

[unkempt zodiac]

fun is forbidden

[stuck beacon]

fuck

ight i say uh

[stuck beacon]

i've been here scince before itch.io

[unkempt zodiac]

you will read ancient texts on halfswording for the next 6 months

[stuck beacon]

you cannot ban me

im an OG!!

haha

jokes on you guys

[unkempt zodiac]

we expect a 800 word essay on the subject by the end

good luck

[stuck beacon]

fuck

[stuck beacon]

i wanna know who, or how many people made the mods create a brainrot museum

[drowsy finch]

OGs drop like flies </3

[lime knoll]

A bunch of GOONERS

[stuck beacon]

wtf does that mean 💔

your neurons drop like flies

(sorry)

[lime knoll]

Ur a nueron

[stuck beacon]

no

you can't do that!

[stuck beacon]

he said the word

send him to detroit

[unkempt zodiac]

schkiberdee

toilerd

[stuck beacon]

male_07 in a toilet

[gritty pumice]

when i try downloading the playtest i can't find it can someone help me

[drowsy finch]

Did you know that half life used a REAL IMAGE for male_07’s face

[unkempt zodiac]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend…

Release Date

2025

▶ Play video

[stuck beacon]

OH GOD! how could they?!!

[unkempt zodiac]

playtest was removed and all content inside of it was merged with the demo

so you just have to download the demo now

[drowsy finch]

The playtest doesn’t exist anymore

This is not news

‼️ ‼️

[gritty pumice]

ok

is everything in the demo?

[unkempt zodiac]

ye

[stuck beacon]

yuh

[gritty pumice]

alr

[stuck beacon]

have fun n shi

oh wait fun is prohibited

fuck

[unkempt zodiac]

strike 2

[stuck beacon]

😭

[mighty mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmSb7QBTAGc

This is so fucking cool lol

All of their videos are.

It's basically two elite fighters of a bygone age fighting an elite fighter of an age after them.

[stuck beacon]

yuh

[drowsy finch]

Deq !!!!

Love that fella

[stuck beacon]

why tf the knight move like a videogame bot 😭

(at the start)

[mighty mesa]

They theoretically could have probably rushed the knight and knocked him over but not only would have have been boring, but they have to play it safe being as they don't have leg, hand, or face protection.

[unkempt scroll]

WHAT!!

[mighty mesa]

The knight in this instance has to go easy on the two. They don't have protection like he does. The weapons they use are steel core with a rubber outer casing. You could very much still crush bone with a blow to the open part of the head, destroy hands, break legs, etc.

[stuck beacon]

theoretically they could have pulled out a glock gen but that would have been rather boring, and quick

[stuck beacon]

ohh okay

[mighty mesa]

Yeah the two guys playing the romans have balls of steel.

[lime knoll]

Me and Auto mod cool like that fr

He let me do my thing

[mighty mesa]

Literally that southpark episode where he carries his balls around in a wheelbarrow.

[dry shale]

and weapons of balls 💀

[stuck beacon]

and balls of balls

[dry shale]

and steel of steel

[mighty mesa]

omg

check out timestamp 1:20

the dude gets fucking bonked in the back of the head.

[subtle widget]

love dequitem

[mighty mesa]

like actually BONK

[dry shale]

HE'S BULLYING THEM!!!!!!!!!!

[stuck beacon]

Holy shit lmao

would that just k.o his ass irl

like actually make him do the decorticate posturing

[mighty mesa]

I mean, not exactly

It seems like it did what it would do back then.

Buddy was out of the fight for a solid 10 seconds after that

Straight up did that thing in halfsword where the npc sits still for 10 seconds wondering what happened in his life.

[dry shale]

i wish i could get into hema irl it looks so fun

[mighty mesa]

This is way more extreme than hema

These guys are literally hurting themselves for entertainment lol

[dry shale]

ik but still

the burglar invading my house when i pull out my poleaxe

[stuck beacon]

typa shi my siblings and i would do at grandma's house in new year

[tawdry elk]

That’s called a concussion

[stuck beacon]

dude istg

🙏

[mighty mesa]

One would hope he didn't actually get a concussion but yeah maybe

[tawdry elk]

Hits to the back of the head are banned in every martial art because it’s an instant concussion

[stuck beacon]

imagine steve-o did this shit

[stuck beacon]

you when he pulls out a firearm

[dry shale]

poleaxe is long enough to reach

[stuck beacon]

what if he just backs up a lil and mag dumps you

[dry shale]

i throw my poleaxe at him

[drowsy finch]

I know that sounds bad

[stuck beacon]

true,true

[dry shale]

either that or i block all the bullets

[stuck beacon]

neo up in this bitch

[unkempt scroll]

Pew Pew Pew Pew

[dry shale]

anyway i started blasting

[stuck beacon]

i regret everything

[spark quartz]

John Lithuania

[stuck beacon]

lmao

[spark quartz]

Jesus i was just saying hi 😭

[stuck beacon]

yo wsg John

[stuck beacon]

yuh, do it

[spark quartz]

I apologize i shouldn't have assumed you would understand

[stone spade]

okay time for Dragon Ball talk again

[spark quartz]

Ok I take back my apology

[keen cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986548840108814336/1275248760594628700/hearts_of_iron_4_IV_total_mobilization.gif

hello people

[spark quartz]

now I will drop one billion popsicles into Lithuania

[keen cedar]

pop sickle

[stuck beacon]

pop

[keen cedar]

po

https://tenor.com/view/besos-gif-27336541

[stuck beacon]

lithuania

[indigo hare]

I’d like you to not say hi to him next time. He doesn’t deserve your kindness

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-moai-dwayne-johnson-d3s-gif-17850471898251413922

[stuck beacon]

i was calling the whole country, not just a single lithuanian named John

[keen cedar]

lithuanian deserves all the kindness

[normal bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-i-dont-care-idc-nobody-cares-gif-8737514

[stuck beacon]

point and laugh

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[spark quartz]

Western Inland Arm

[lime knoll]

Some people deserve hi

Some people deserve Eternal Damnation

Some people deserve butt doody stanky ass breath forever

[stuck beacon]

Some people deserve Bamurai

(worst one of them all)

[indigo hare]

NOBODY deserves that

[spark quartz]

erm bam is a better mod than you bozo

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[pearl coral]

which one is worse

why did it send that a second time

[lime knoll]

That makes me violently upset

[stuck beacon]

why would you send this

made me go from 😐 to 😞

[lime knoll]

I think you ruined block blast

[indigo hare]

Me and you? Our friendship? Over. Youre dead to me

[indigo hare]

Please ban silly head from your server

[lime knoll]

Ok

[indigo hare]

Thank you

[spark quartz]

bam dont ban silly head

[indigo hare]

Youre a nobody BUSTER

YOU DONT GET A SAY!

[indigo hare]

Yeah silly head

Be nicer

[spark quartz]

you're literally evil

[lime knoll]

Can I kill Wurtle?

[primal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-paul-crying-bathroom-hospital-gif-13122580113518314211

[stuck beacon]

booger aids 😭 🙏

[indigo hare]

Yes

[stuck beacon]

this name is fucking killing me

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1391440916673462383/RDT_20250706_0620348039552596597264823.gif

[indigo hare]

You’ll understand when you get to be my age

[spark quartz]

just 400 more years

(Actually 3)

[lime knoll]

DAMN unc

You like SEVENTY

[spark quartz]

Easter is actually 45

[lime knoll]

Oh word? 😼

[stuck beacon]

goddamn

[spark quartz]

yeah he's old

[stuck beacon]

should he be changing his kid's diapers

[lime knoll]

Nah, just right

[stuck beacon]

nah just unemployed

[spark quartz]

bam a dilf hunter 😭

[indigo hare]

No

Never ever listen to silly head

You should already know that

[lime knoll]

WHAT?????

[indigo hare]

His throne is built on pure lies

[lime knoll]

He literally told me I was the top guy

[stuck beacon]

Easter is full of horse radish

everybody kill eachother

its so over

[indigo hare]

He’s trying to get on your good side so you’ll ban people he doesnt like

It works

[lime knoll]

I already do that

[indigo hare]

I do it a lot

Oh

[spark quartz]

NUH UH

Bamurai is more evil than you easter

[indigo hare]

Youre already outted bud

Thats it. Time for a ban competition

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-gif-12067866563295373623

[stuck beacon]

manslaughter

[indigo hare]

Not to brag, but I’m kind of a tyrant

[spark quartz]

@lime knoll

Your list

[lime knoll]

Damn

[indigo hare]

Hes scared

[lime knoll]

432

[indigo hare]

This is how a real discord mod stats look

My fedora is getting so god damn tight

[stuck beacon]

not like thats something to brag about

[lime knoll]

0 warns 💀

[indigo hare]

You’ve never had power and it shows

[stuck beacon]

tip it

[lime knoll]

Shoot first ask questions later

[stuck beacon]

you've never had a life, and it shows

[indigo hare]

I have 10x more of a life than you!

And bans!

Get on my level

Nerd ass

[stuck beacon]

everybody blast on fools first, then ask questions second!

[stuck beacon]

oh i know you didn't call me a nerd

[indigo hare]

Sorry, geek

Dweeb

Dork

[stuck beacon]

are you reflecting on me

lmao

[indigo hare]

Projecting*

Fool

[stuck beacon]

oh shi right

mb

[indigo hare]

Unreal

[lime knoll]

GOONERS

All of them

[scarlet creek]

epic fight

[stuck beacon]

lmao

the brainrot bot does NOT fw you

[lime knoll]

Id kill that mf in a heartbeat

[indigo hare]

Does anyone speak Spanish i have to work on this car but everything is in Spanish and I don’t speak Spanish!!!!!

[lime knoll]

Yes

[stuck beacon]

balls

[scarlet creek]

epic fight

vs

https://tenor.com/view/utkarsh-skeleton-dance-gif-6683953742620466308

[stuck beacon]

🔥

yuh

[lime knoll]

Im the fat one

[stuck beacon]

you're no one in there

i'd send a gif but no gif perms

[hidden dagger]

no embed

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[indigo hare]

Thats so embarrassing…

[stuck beacon]

who tf is you

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[stuck beacon]

mf js came outta nowhere to say that 😭

[scarlet creek]

@stuck beacon

[indigo hare]

I don’t think I could show my face around here with no image perms

[indigo hare]

Welcome to halfcord

[hidden dagger]

I am him bro

[stuck beacon]

ight

im gone

[restive trench]

hi chàt

[indigo hare]

Farewell Elvis

We hardly knew ye

[stuck beacon]

i built this server

i was here when uh

willie was 5 years old

[restive trench]

i hardly know YOU

[stuck beacon]

i taught him how to grab a sword

[hidden dagger]

[stuck beacon]

you can't kick me

[violet garden]

i took 2 years of mandatory spanish in high school and forgot it all is that helpful

[indigo hare]

Welcome to the server new gen!

This is halfcord!

[indigo hare]

It’s fine I fumbled my way through pushing random buttons

[hidden dagger]

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gif-13396613626269888093

[violet garden]

good otherwise i wouldve warned you. english only plz.

[restive trench]

full cord when

[hidden dagger]

I don't speak just any english

I speak american english

[indigo hare]

I’d like to point everyone’s attention to this guy right here. A prime example of a mod abuse victim who will have all his messages deleted

[quick torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-RI331zi64

[hidden dagger]

I don't say bottal o waer

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1366747511905058826/caption-23.gif

[indigo hare]

Not Pierre coming in right after I talked about mod abuse

[restive trench]

context?

[stuck beacon]

yo wtf going on

Mexican standoff ass

[hidden dagger]

chaos chaos everywhere

[indigo hare]

I don’t do context

[stuck beacon]

no context here

just plain death

[restive trench]

ok

[indigo hare]

Please don’t “ok” moderation

[stuck beacon]

yeah kill that guy

get the firing squad

neutralize him

[restive trench]

oki

[indigo hare]

Bros crusin for such a bruisin

[worldly vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gItRPy6fyZk

this is like half sword

[stuck beacon]

is that fucking AMLO

[restive trench]

thanks binbow

[stuck beacon]

what the fuck is this

[worldly vapor]

its like half sword

[scarlet creek]

I never expected binbows schizoposting

[stuck beacon]

it really is

[scarlet creek]

[lime knoll]

Pierre can I ask a question

[worldly vapor]

its fire

[stuck beacon]

what is schizoposting

[lime knoll]

Watch and learn

[worldly vapor]

i wouldnt know

what I posted is fire not schizo

posting burialgoods is schizoposting. notp this

[stuck beacon]

oh im learnin.

i think now i know what that means

[scarlet creek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMdz0agT0j4

this shit is fire

[stuck beacon]

i somehow got banned from another server for schizoposting, and i didn't even know what it meant

[pure kindle]

slugs on toast

[scarlet creek]

wtf did you post

[stuck beacon]

holy shit your right

[stuck beacon]

dumb shit

does that count as schizo

[pure kindle]

burialgoods is one of the best channels ever made

[stuck beacon]

kinda like this but before this whole ''oh wow a job so scary'' bs

[scarlet creek]

that's autismposting

[stuck beacon]

you made that shit up

don't lie to me

[scarlet creek]

no

schizoposting is a real thing

look

[stuck beacon]

yeah this is kinda the typa shit i'd post

[raven ore]

they like to do this in off topic

[stuck beacon]

give me perms and i'll show you what schizo posting really means 😈

(don't)

[indigo hare]

Youre going on the “no perms” list

[stuck beacon]

aw man

does this count as autismposting

or whatever

[lime knoll]

Please kill him

[stuck beacon]

tf i do

😭

[scarlet creek]

yes

unautism yourself NOW!

[stuck beacon]

ight

unautisming myself now

[lime knoll]

You can never take my autism away

[stuck beacon]

now i have become schizo

[scarlet creek]

I wonder if we'll ever have a proper server schizo..

😔

[stuck beacon]

i can if you hit me in the head hard enough

wich means when its like about 3 am

[stuck beacon]

me when i kiss slenderman

(hes naked)

[scarlet creek]

idk I found it on newgrounds

[gusty geode]

holy

the good old days

havent heard that name in years

[stuck beacon]

who tf is this skyrim dialoge sounding mf

(jk)

[gusty geode]

columbine?

[stuck beacon]

i thought it was just an edgy old newgrounds game

[scarlet creek]

I never knew how to beat pico's school boss

[scarlet creek]

it is just an edgy old newgrounds game

[stuck beacon]

oh okay

[gusty geode]

holy shit

genuinely never clocked that

the fact the pico school games are older than me

[scarlet creek]

you're still an unc

every mod is an unc

[gusty geode]

true

[scarlet creek]

otherwise they wouldn't be mods

[gusty geode]

sam is 15

[vapid sonnet]

Hello, I am now broadcasting on Twitch in case you want to see it live. https://www.twitch.tv/platados

[stuck beacon]

twitch will like it

[scarlet creek]

I thought you needed to be atleast 18 to be a mod

[gusty geode]

dont be weird

[gusty geode]

lemme check

[stuck beacon]

aw come on

okay

[gusty geode]

@pearl coral

how old are you again

[raven ore]

hes 16

[gusty geode]

i can never remember how old anyone is

[scarlet creek]

what an unc

[gusty geode]

i forget my own age sometimes

[stuck beacon]

you might actually just have alzheimer's

[gusty geode]

7

at least

[gusty geode]

the worst part is i was born in 2000 😭

24

bday in november

like all the best serial killers

[stuck beacon]

how is 24 considered unc nowadays 💔

wtf does that even mean

[scarlet creek]

because it is unc

[gusty geode]

going postal?

postal reference?

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-10673976111485284091

[stuck beacon]

what's spraying

[scarlet creek]

why did they kill people

[stuck beacon]

when the spanish

[stuck ibex]

Hi all

[stuck ibex]

what's the wip channel?

[stuck beacon]

when you don't shower scince last year (?)

[indigo hare]

Sam is 15

[stuck beacon]

either that or funky town

[indigo hare]

The only non unc mod

[scarlet creek]

no

[stuck beacon]

yeah

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

[stuck beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/salvation-hell-sin-heaven-gif-7229398719813558181

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-gif-25579294

[stuck beacon]

dawg

[lime knoll]

Did you know the US Postal Service has an enforcement force

Now you do

[stuck beacon]

oh

thats neat

[indigo hare]

He looks like a fatter ray william Johnson

[scarlet creek]

wait I see it

[indigo hare]

Em what the actual fuck

[stuck beacon]

how dreams be right before you wake up

this reminds me of that one guy from pepsi man cutscenes

[stuck beacon]

Mike butters

[scarlet creek]

i cant

[stuck beacon]

now i understand the true meaning of schizoposting

[astral ether]

Seeing someone mention daikatana in a different server threw me for a hell of a loop just now lol

[last whale]

What the fuck is this

[astral ether]

Almost nobody talks about that game (probably with good reason, considering it was one of the biggest major commercial failures of the videogame industry)

[ashen flame]

melt maxxing

[last whale]

I see

[stuck beacon]

uncle ruckus irl

[astral ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269670276950528021/1397729988987457606/just-found-this-absolute-banger-of-a-song-v0-x8tpw56vt7md1.png?ex=688371bd&is=6882203d&hm=7d567ec0d614cf4001d4c766e743295da5a4fb51a002957b8c436704fef5eafc&

[stuck beacon]

schizoposting ai sucks

[scarlet creek]

Artesanal intelligence

[stuck beacon]

artificialposting

[scarlet creek]

I hated that show

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-three-gif-26085412

[scarlet creek]

Fuck you

[stuck beacon]

where balls 2

https://tenor.com/view/balls-two-gif-26085406

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-balls1-1-one-ballsverse-gif-17493787203908647598

[stuck beacon]

the whole trilogy

https://tenor.com/view/balls-four-gif-26085408

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-five-gif-26085410

[stuck beacon]

spinoff

holy shit

thats the dlc

[scarlet creek]

It's not schizoposting it's just showing how flawed ai is lmao

[last whale]

EW

[stuck beacon]

what model are you using lmao

[scarlet creek]

Idk these are just videos I have downloaded on my phone

But any ai can do it pretty sure

[stuck beacon]

heres Marty

[scarlet creek]

Me and dad in a cup beat that

[stuck beacon]

beat that

[scarlet creek]

[raven ore]

wadafak

[stuck beacon]

you look like an orange with hair

[scarlet creek]

That's you caught in camera

[waxen zenith]

Are you still trapped in the cup?

[scarlet creek]

Yes

[waxen zenith]

I'm worried

[astral ether]

It genuinely baffles me that people use ai as a “search engine.” Though tbf it’s not even right to call it ai! It’s a large language model!

[stuck beacon]

jarvis jerk it a lil

[waxen zenith]

It's smart with no brain, I'd call artifical intelligence

I love this image

[stuck beacon]

tf markiplier on 😭 🙏

[astral ether]

Officially it would fall under large language model. All it does is just approximate existing text as a response to a prompt

Like giving an average in math

[stuck beacon]

what even is going on

im not sure if its an hl2 edit or

weird roblox shit idk

wait

now i get it

i understand now

schizo posting is

''i dont know''

but put together

into a video

[raven ore]

2012

peak of gaming youtube i think

[scarlet creek]

I'm not an orange trust vro

[stuck beacon]

dawg are you like

3 years old

or really really really white

oh shit right

AHHHHHHHHH

[alpine glacier]

NO MATTER WHAT I DO i cant fight the thrid boss soemone hlep pålease i beg fo you

[alpine glacier]

i have been totured for to long

[stuck beacon]

ya'll wanna see sum

[scarlet creek]

What is this level of schizoposting

[stuck beacon]

this shit woulda demolished me if i ever saw it as a kid

im talking no bathroom trips at night in like 6 months

[alpine glacier]

pls save me'

[hidden lance]

i crave fun

[stuck beacon]

i've finally beat ya

[indigo hare]

Im just waiting for someone to cross a line so I can yell at and abuse you

[stuck beacon]

oh sir, what i did was completely legal

0

[pure kindle]

i wanted to post the other picture i got of the kum machine but that might be a bit much lol

[stuck beacon]

straight dagger to the heart

[hidden lance]

wtf is going on

[stuck beacon]

uh

[pure kindle]

werewaldo

[stuck beacon]

12 gauge

idk

[hidden lance]

silver works

[stuck beacon]

💀

[stuck beacon]

holy shit

how it feels when you step outside and smell dat zaza

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/zaza-lightskin-lick-tongue-gif-2507269228692552986

[astral ether]

that's fucking vile, man

no normal person is like that

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/icepeppajay-zaza-zaza-zaturday-saturday-tiktok-gif-1296781027405349554

[stuck beacon]

why is he built like the resident evil 2 licker 💀

same pose too

[astral ether]

anyways, idk what the hell kind of schizo posting you guys are doing, I only care about actually funny posting https://youtu.be/CUmmxW7Ksc8?si=YRwLn0IN4yE_WYFn

[stuck beacon]

i fucking forgot about that song 🔥

[scarlet creek]

No this is autistposting

[stuck beacon]

this is funny?

caps

[astral ether]

if you want to get to the meat of it https://youtu.be/p9GBLVRPeaE?si=gqk7jSeGy_z3F6mw

[stuck beacon]

didn't mean to make it sound like that

[violet garden]

FIFTEEN.... THOUSAND DOLLARS!

[scarlet creek]

Is this actually bill gayes

[lime knoll]

Yes

[scarlet creek]

why is he cracking the air

[astral ether]

take a check for $17,000?

[scarlet creek]

69 years old dude btw

[stuck beacon]

💀

[scarlet creek]

this might even be against the server rules lol

[stuck beacon]

lwk just gore at this point

[scarlet creek]

is this sam

at first I thought it was a girl ngl

[stuck beacon]

idk who sam is but holy shit hes one unlucky fella

built like that one guy from ants movie

the slug

[scarlet creek]

😭 this shit got me rolling

[stuck beacon]

that too

[scarlet creek]

yk sam is a mod right lmao

😭

[stuck beacon]

i

uhh

[lime knoll]

Would

[stuck beacon]

yo.

[lime knoll]

You too

[stuck beacon]

hes running away from bamurai

[stuck beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184038981726384148/1376243041735803021/ausla-flight-1-1.webp

[lime knoll]

I dont care how much teeth it got, I WOULD

Buddy, I was first on it

[scarlet creek]

what

we are losing the plot

[lime knoll]

You heard me

[stuck beacon]

we aren't losing shit

this IS the plot

[scarlet creek]

this is a bit of a lot

[stuck beacon]

you heard em

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259918787537404066/1260011601285746698/attachment.gif

[lime knoll]

Cant keep up with the big boys them hop out the PT Cruiser

[stuck beacon]

mf smiled at whoever gave him the apple 😭 🙏

yeah but like

what in the fucking

eldritch horror

i'd just start running away

[scarlet creek]

I'll have this in my heart forever

shit is peak

😭

[stuck beacon]

do NOT let sam know i said this

please 🙏

[scarlet creek]

alr

[scarlet creek]

fertile?

mf bout to get pregnant

[lime knoll]

[south hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209891410426462302/1238422621000044594/togif.gif

[pure kindle]

i jerk off loud as hell and if you gotta problem with that then go to a different olive garden

[lime knoll]

I stroke my shit boisterous as FUCK If you can’t handle it take your soft ass to another Greggs bev isle

[scarlet creek]

mods won't crush our skulls

[split iron]

Yall hear about the Visa and Mastercard bs

[scarlet creek]

they will torture us

😭

[lime knoll]

Frame it, I’ll sign later

[stuck beacon]

leave it

[scarlet creek]

honestly idk

[stuck beacon]

its the mark we left

before we got violently killed

[scarlet creek]

yeah leave it

let's just go all out

[lime knoll]

Cant kill an Idea

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-minecraft-gun-attack-gif-14354968

[stuck beacon]

speak for yourself 🙏

[stuck beacon]

yo wtf he doin 😭

[scarlet creek]

Bro's playing anus 1800

[stuck beacon]

lmao 💀

[lime knoll]

No way ur polish?!?!?💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-rider-hog-rider-moderators-hog-rider-mods-gif-24553808

[lime harness]

I love the bf6 shit going on rn

"should we have a BR mode?"

so many people saying yes

did y'all learn nothing from bf5 and firestorm?

battlefield, sucks ass, as a battle royale x3

[indigo hare]

Shut

[lime knoll]

Ball stick? Just move your leg

[scarlet creek]

just right after a mod said

[somber valley]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-bath-soap-gif-16388990

[stuck beacon]

oh its over

[scarlet creek]

[stuck beacon]

we're getting killed

manslaughter

[lime knoll]

I sent that before he even got here

[stuck beacon]

im talking

[scarlet creek]

not me tho I didn't do bad things

[stuck beacon]

genocide

rn

[stuck beacon]

he did do very bad stuff

he eats babies

kill him first

[trim copper]

halfcord moment

[lime knoll]

我在这里抚摸我的屎

[scarlet creek]

nah this shit wild af

[lime knoll]

Get out of the benihanas bro

[scarlet creek]

mods not gonna like this

https://tenor.com/view/moderators-sorry-moderators-gif-14061402607795007797

[stuck beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-whatever-you-think-is-best-arthur-morgan-sure-pal-gif-3112607403939261844

[lime knoll]

They are very kind, nice, and beautiful

I love moderators, I wish they had more power

[scarlet creek]

quit the schizoposting

I'm getting sdutrbed

[lime knoll]

Fake news

Mods dont kill people who dont deserve it

You

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-gif-12067866563295373623

[indigo hare]

Please give credit where it’s due I worked very hard to create those orphans

[lime knoll]

You are literally the dad

[indigo hare]

Im ur dad

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pog-gif-14149886028736974766

This is you, little fishy creature

I was made in a Lab

Soup

[indigo hare]

The next person to say anything that includes any letters from a-z will be timed out

[unreal bay]

amuratz

[cold trench]

Can't mute yourself.

[unreal bay]

welp

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/this-will-hurt-me-more-than-it-will-hurt-you-jared-dines-more-painful-to-me-it-has-more-damage-on-me-i-will-suffer-more-gif-18400089

[pure kindle]

oh

[heady void]

when yall do abyss mode do u click the button, tap willie till he explodes, or snap his neck

[mighty badger]

true

tbf most games dont work as a batlle royale

like what the fuck forza horizon wants to do with a batlle royale mode IN A RACING GAME

COD and Battlefield all got popular in their classic styles, and when they changed it they fell off

thats enough of a call out to reverse

[heady void]

cod in general just sucks ass now

[mighty badger]

cod is too busy becoming UE5 fortnite

but worse, somehow.

[heady void]

they reverted to the og formula for the new ones but everything osts 40 bucks ontop of the 80 dollar game now

[mighty badger]

fortnite atleast implements good skins together with the collabs

[mighty badger]

thats another thing, the costs are insane

[heady void]

fortnite is allowed to have goofy skins cus its a cartoony game, cod is supposed to be a "realistic" shooter

atleast look realistic

[mighty badger]

past cod games's dlcs or paid content were atleast affordable

[mighty badger]

exactly

[heady void]

speaking of, black ops 1 is still sixty bucks

[mighty badger]

as weird as it is, fortnite is excusable because its meant to be a weird ass gathering of universes

[mighty badger]

the fact that old games like COD WAW are still 40+ dollars leaves me dumbfounded

[heady void]

ikr, it's such bullshit

if the games were still being actively updated and worked on thatd be one thing

but if it's on an outdated engine with outdated mechanics and outdated graphics that isn't recieving new content, it should be lowered in price

[mighty badger]

its the logical way

but treyarch does not do logical

there are others sure but cod is the leading example by far

[oak olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349150651136868363/1364417546018881616/ezgif-246e42d923fabf.gif

[worldly vapor]

if demand is high enough then its optimal to not increase it

I MEAN

decrease it

😎

[mighty badger]

demand isnt high though thats the issue

the only people buying the first call of duty are nostalgia junkies

[worldly vapor]

they should decrease the price because the game honestly isnt the best

[mighty badger]

it should be ten dollars at best

bo1 could be 20 or something, since its good i guess

but anything past 20 dollars for 10 year old games does not cut it

[worldly vapor]

70 dollars for a new cod does not cut it either

in my opinion

in fact

cod does not cut it

at any price