#general-catfish-🐱🐟

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forest falcon
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mods, remove his testicles

forest falcon
cosmic rain
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This is very telling

forest falcon
wanton portal
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2018 was 7 years ago

forest falcon
wanton portal
stable basin
forest falcon
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rubbery ishowspeed

astral ether
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Good morning everyone, how are we all doing

mighty badger
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i'm ok

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my alarm didnt ring so i missed a day of class but whatever

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how about you

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i may be violent

astral ether
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Either that or I slept through it

mighty badger
mighty badger
worldly vapor
mighty badger
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brother i slept through the day apart from like, the three classes that happened

astral ether
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Lmao

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Just email your professors about what happened, and ask if you can make up for what you missed

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It happens, we’ve all been there

mighty badger
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my class just sends the contents of the day in our gc

astral ether
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Ah

mighty badger
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all is fine

astral ether
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Would still look good to your professors at least

mighty badger
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i'll explain tomorrow

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they suffer enough

astral ether
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Aight

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Tbf I’m also speaking from experience in college, I get you’re still in highschool

mighty badger
mighty badger
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fair enough

astral ether
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Lmao idiot, imagine throwing away your weapon

mighty badger
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i kicked his ass thoMrClean

astral ether
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Nuh uh

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I said it didn’t happen so therefore I’m right

mighty badger
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i see

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NOW TALK!

astral ether
mighty badger
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too late i bashed his head in

astral ether
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Didn’t even get the information you needed out of him

high briar
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Zeus is King—he fought Kronos for you, defeated the Titans for you. Hera protects our women and reveals the strength and spirit of divine femininity. Demeter feeds us, blesses our harvests, makes the flowers bloom, and keeps the earth alive. Apollo watches over you, heals the wounded, and sings comfort to the fearful. Aphrodite—she wraps you in love. She teaches us beauty, self-worth, and connection. She is the heartbeat in every embrace, the spark in every act of kindness.
The gods LOVE you. They ACCEPT you. They are PROUD of you.
Never forget those who are being forgotten. Spread the word

Can i get a δοξολογία στον Δία?

drowsy finch
astral ether
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Get with the fucking program

astral ether
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Lmao

mighty badger
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who is this comedy genius

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its some sort of determination to get two mods in the trending spot just to complete a meme image

wanton portal
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nut punch

lime knoll
plain scroll
warped cairn
warped cairn
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do you have open

mighty badger
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about 40, 50?

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idk

warped cairn
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why do you need so many youtube tabs

mighty badger
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neat videos to watch sometime

warped cairn
mighty badger
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who wouldnt want to watch Rob Wiethoff playing rdr1

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or maybe the Ruby Ridge Siege

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perhaps even news on the current paleonthology discoveries

warped cairn
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autoco

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autocorrect

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blackwater

mighty badger
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you got it

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nice

warped cairn
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🙏

mighty badger
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i havent personally done that, BUT

warped cairn
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ive massacred these cities before!!

mighty badger
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i have massacred blackwater while listening to meditation mantras

warped cairn
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I massacred saint denis while listening to arabic version of somebody that i used to know

mighty badger
warped cairn
mighty badger
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saint denis is jusr ASKING for it

warped cairn
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fr

mighty badger
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99% of the people there are assholes or rich folk

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one of my favorite ways of playing is just staying the fuck away of as many towns as possible

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and just hunt and gather stuff until i cant anymore

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and THEN i go to a trapper and sell it all

warped cairn
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🐺

worldly vapor
scarlet creek
worldly vapor
warped cairn
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I have 100+ tabs open on my chrome on my mobile

scarlet creek
warped cairn
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the tab count is just :D

scarlet creek
mighty badger
mighty badger
scarlet creek
mighty badger
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i have a problem with tabs

warped cairn
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what do you DO

scarlet creek
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a giant demon killed him

mighty badger
worldly vapor
mighty badger
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i need to purge the tabs but i do not know if i have the strength

mighty badger
worldly vapor
warped cairn
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tabs*

warped cairn
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yes

mighty badger
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I NEED THEM

warped cairn
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nuh

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nuh uh

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nono

mighty badger
warped cairn
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nooo

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dont do it

mighty badger
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i will

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i will do it

warped cairn
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thats good

warped cairn
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👍

mighty badger
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now i wont

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:)

warped cairn
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aw man

pearl coral
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hi

warped cairn
warped cairn
mighty badger
warped cairn
mighty badger
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how are you doing?

worldly vapor
pearl coral
pure kindle
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fuck I need a new job

worldly vapor
pure kindle
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big fat boss man doesn't seem to understand how the laws of physics work

mighty badger
pure kindle
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writing priority on a hot order doesn't make the machine run faster

mighty badger
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if its ok with you ofc

pearl coral
# mighty badger SEND PICTURES

i had it shipped to my grandparents house and all i have are pics of them trying to wear or hold it looking like the guy from spaceballs

pure kindle
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and he asked a couple of us to run the machines through our break

pearl coral
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i’ll get pics later

pure kindle
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and we all said fuck you

mighty badger
pure kindle
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literally against the law and this is a union shop

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we could fuck him up

mighty badger
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fuck him up

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finish him

pure kindle
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brutality

mighty badger
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excomungate his presence

eager badger
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Disastrous and evil birthday card from my friend

jaunty knoll
pure kindle
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I was just gonna splash him with machine oil

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make him drink the smelly rotten coolant until he buys aerator for the coolant tanks

mighty badger
jaunty knoll
mighty badger
eager badger
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Maybe it’s time I update to version 7.0

zenith dirge
eager badger
jaunty knoll
mighty badger
zenith dirge
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I GOT A PEICE OF TOMATO SKIN STUCK ON THE BACK OF MY THROAT

zenith dirge
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AAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mighty badger
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sincerely

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get good

eager badger
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Screw it check this vile card out I can’t even defend this one 😭

drowsy finch
zenith dirge
jaunty knoll
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That's bad bro

eager badger
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That one was from my best friend

mighty badger
eager badger
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Evil fucking card bro 💀

mighty badger
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i dont even get gifts from mine

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he just says like happy birthday, small ass

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and thats it

mighty badger
jaunty knoll
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Anyone here watched Red Vs Blue?

drowsy finch
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And the civilian shuttles

mighty badger
jaunty knoll
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There is honour in stabbing Emil from behind 👍

astral ether
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Specifically the civilian transports

mighty badger
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AND IT WILL BURN THE ENEMIES OF SUPER EARTH

jaunty knoll
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Different verse

drowsy finch
jaunty knoll
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Anyone else here obsess over the lore with the flood?

mighty badger
mighty badger
jaunty knoll
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Xbox Vs bugs

mighty badger
mighty badger
zenith dirge
astral ether
astral ether
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Like how ONI of course has to be ONI and “ooh evil shady organization!” And disrupting the sangheli population AFTER humanity had become allies with them as a majority

jaunty knoll
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ONI is so shitty lol

astral ether
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It just felt unneccesary for them to do that

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I know ONI is terrible, the spartans are literally child soldiers

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But it’s interesting writing

jaunty knoll
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Oh super Skibitti (evil) humans do experiments and fuck with space zombies made from the corpses of gods!

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Yeah let's research the flood for no fucking reason but not from a place of safety

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Let's actually release them haphazardly and rely on the lives of hard working soldiers to lay down their lives to save our stupid asses.

astral ether
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Yeah some things are just, frustratingly poorly written

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Or some feel like a disservice

jaunty knoll
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Lord hood was WAY too calm

astral ether
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Iirc the rookie from odst gets killed in one of the books

jaunty knoll
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"sir a giant fleet of ships has arrived at earth"

Nah, I'd win - lord hood. Probably.

drowsy finch
mighty badger
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FUUUUUCK YOOUUUUUU

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that is vile rali

jaunty knoll
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Don't you love it when people send giant walls of shit in the middle of a normal conversation?

mighty badger
mighty badger
jaunty knoll
astral ether
south hatch
mighty badger
south hatch
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Ohh

mighty badger
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are any of you even in the game

jaunty knoll
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Me after finding out it's impossible to say neck hurts really quickly

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Also me who can't speak-

mighty badger
jaunty knoll
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Nah it's a reference to my name and profile

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Monspeet of reticence

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He will be cursed if he expresses hidden emotions

jaunty knoll
# mighty badger is that a fallout 2 reference?????????????11???

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
Don't have any?
You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT?
The truth is YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.
THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD which is the number of years it will take FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A
MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!
REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

mighty badger
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i can still hear his shouting

jaunty knoll
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Until you are.... FAAAYVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLLLDDD

mighty badger
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wich is the number of YEARRRRS, that it will take for YOUUUUUU

jaunty knoll
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Which is the number of years it will take... For YOUTOPAYFORAMARK2POWEREDCOMVATARMOURYOUHAVELOST

mighty badger
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TO PAY FOR A MARK 2 POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOSSST

jaunty knoll
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He must have had a bad day

astral ether
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I need to finish fallout 2

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I’ve played fallout 1 lol

jaunty knoll
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I've only played 4 and new Vegas

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I was always an elder scrolls guy

astral ether
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I know the think of sergeant arch dornan is well known, but personally I like how you can accidentally end up calling the enclave at the nuclear powerplant in gecko

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I think that was the town

jaunty knoll
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No idea what you're referring to sir

astral ether
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Damn

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One of these days I’ll finish fallout 2

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I love crpgs

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Really excited for the next warhammer one that’s coming out, Dark Heresy looks like it’ll be very fun

jaunty knoll
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Baited him real good

mighty badger
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the chosen one was a ragebait master

jaunty knoll
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I might play the game just for this dialogue lol

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This reminds me of those interactive story books where you can choose dialogue and be a total asshole if you want

mighty badger
jaunty knoll
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I don't want to play a telltale game noooo

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Me accidentally killing everyone in until dawn because I shook my controller a lil to the left

mighty badger
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there is this one sickass telltale game wich i keep forgetting the name

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hold

jaunty knoll
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Hoooold....

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HOOOOOOLD

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Loose arrows!

mighty badger
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AS DUSK FALLS

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finally

jaunty knoll
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I'll check it out rn

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I love how on pages about the game, instead of saying what the game is they just babble about what consoles it's on

astral ether
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1 is a lot more atmospheric and gritty

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2 has more of a focus on comedy

jaunty knoll
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I feel like playing old fallout would be more bearable than playing old elder scrolls.

astral ether
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though that's not to say it's lacking in terms of atmosphere

astral ether
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though I also like those sorts of games and I can see why not everyone would

jaunty knoll
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Well I like project zomboid so it could work

astral ether
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fallout 1, I suggest saving often and making use of different save files lol

pearl coral
astral ether
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it's rough before you get the ball rolling

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a single radscorpion can and will fuck you up

jaunty knoll
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As it should

astral ether
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and you actually need to get your hands on antivenom if you get stung

jaunty knoll
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Fallout NV I'm blasting radscorps with a laser rifle before reaching primm

astral ether
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you will take damage over time from getting stung iirc

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it's been a minute since I last played lol

mighty badger
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fallout 4 giving you a whole ass power armor early game

jaunty knoll
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I do like games where you literally do start as a weak little no one

mighty badger
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but the thing is

astral ether
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iirc you can't get power armor unless you join the brotherhood of steel lol

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in 1

mighty badger
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you never get past being a weak litlle no one in ark

astral ether
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I need to double check

astral ether
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but I find it funny how in order to become a member of the bos, they tell you "oh yeah, you need to retrieve something from this one area, it's no biggie!" and then it's the most irradiated area in the game

jaunty knoll
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The issue is, Nathan is a gigachad veteran, the courier is a gigachad hardened courier fueled by revenge. So they're already practices with weapons and living a hard life. I prefer characters like Henry from kcd because he's just a young man and will get chopped up by some fat dude who doesn't want to pay his debts

astral ether
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you NEED radx and rad away

jaunty knoll
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Glowing sea levels?

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AHAHAH YOU FOOL, I HAVE THE POWER OF CONSOLE COMMANDS.

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TRY TO BEAT THIS tgm

astral ether
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nvm you can find power armor in a different spot in the game, but usually you're going to get it through joining the bos

mighty badger
jaunty knoll
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The courier got shot in the head and became the angriest dude in the Mojave

jaunty knoll
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He was like fuck it let me join factions

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He had one job.

mighty badger
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i got spurrrrsss

jaunty knoll
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And once he got the chip he decided to have a little fun

mighty badger
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that jingle jangle jingle (jingle jangle!)

astral ether
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wait I'm illiterate again, all 3 ways to get power armor are in the bos bunker in 1

jaunty knoll
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JOOOHHHNNNNYYY GUUUIIITAAAARRRR

lime knoll
astral ether
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it's also unsurprisingly the best armor in the game

jaunty knoll
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That's crazy

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"super death beam" Hmmm I wonder

astral ether
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and yeah, they send you to a place called "the glow" to become an initiate lmao

jaunty knoll
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Ah yes the glow

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I've heard that it's very bad

astral ether
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they're at least nice enough to give you 2 free rad x

jaunty knoll
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Lololol

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Iyiyiyiyi hohohohoho

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Trololololo lololo hohohohoho

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I might play fallout 1 and 2 now

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Which would you say I should play first?

astral ether
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definitely fallout 1

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but just know it's got its flaws, and its a bit clunky at times

jaunty knoll
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It's Bethesda, I'm used to it

astral ether
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it's neat to play to see how the franchise started

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oh this was before bethesda owned it

jaunty knoll
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Just like arena....

astral ether
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black isle studios and obsidian are behind fallout 1 and 2

mighty badger
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oh dauntless...

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they closed the game's website

jaunty knoll
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What's dauntless. That looks kinda like smite tbh

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MY NAME... IS SWAGNI

mighty badger
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dauntless was peak

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free to play monster hunter

jaunty knoll
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I struggle to enjoy MH

jaunty knoll
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Bro why do I have to pay for old fallout

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I can get arena and daggerfall for free

mighty badger
mighty badger
jaunty knoll
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Mustard

astral ether
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anyways I'm gonna play more Battletech lol

jaunty knoll
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Okay

astral ether
mighty badger
jaunty knoll
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8 pounds for fallout 😡

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I'll get it on CD keys 🤑

astral ether
jaunty knoll
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Or the silly woman holding a spoon can gift it to me

astral ether
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if you like turn based strategy, you'll probably like it

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I've been meaning to get into battletech as a setting for a while now, but I'm happy it also seems to be pretty accurate to the actual tabletop rules

astral ether
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I honestly like how everything has something to consider in how you use or field it

jaunty knoll
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Is it like warhammer

astral ether
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laser weapons are good at cutting through armor to expose internal structures to damage, but they build up heat fast

astral ether
jaunty knoll
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Like you said it's tabletop

astral ether
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it is a tabletop wargame, but I'd say it's got some considerable differences from warhammer

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you can target specific parts of mechs

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it's on a hex grid

mighty badger
drowsy finch
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Like cell

astral ether
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angle you're firing from is genuinely important

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because like mechs are less armored in the back

jaunty knoll
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Waltuh. Put your gun away waltuh. You're scaring the ghouls Walt

I AM THE ONE WHO PURIFIES THE MOJAVE

astral ether
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or if a mech is using ballistic weapons, the ammo is also stored on the mech, and you can target it specifically

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make the ammo explode to do some damage

astral ether
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there's a fair amount of stuff to consider but I'm enjoying it, it's not overwhelming

astral ether
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got asked about the game, so I'm gonna yap a bit

astral ether
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it is lol

mighty badger
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GOOOOD MORNING NIGHT CITYYY

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YESTERDAY'S BODY COUNT LOTTERY STURDED OUT AT A SOLID THIRTYYY

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fuck i got it wrong

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its stopped at a solid and sturdy thirty

jaunty knoll
mighty badger
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what in the jojo character is this

jaunty knoll
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My name... Is swagni

warped cairn
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his name is swagni

drowsy finch
pearl coral
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then why he wearing a chain with an A

warped cairn
jaunty knoll
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Because he is Agni

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There's a game called SMITE

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You play as gods from different pantheons

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Agni is one of them but you get skins for them too

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Swagni is the best skin

warped cairn
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a genie

grand comet
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hi

warped cairn
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hi

grand comet
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can someone tell me how can i get the game?

warped cairn
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theres a free demo on steam

mighty badger
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main bakasura over here

jaunty knoll
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That's so peaaak

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I haven't played since I was like 10 lol

mighty badger
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i played with bakasura and wukong

grand comet
jaunty knoll
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I remember a few of the characters but not much else. And the maps.

warped cairn
warped cairn
jaunty knoll
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Bakasura is the freakiest

grand comet
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the version the guys from this server is different

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they have armor

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new weapons

warped cairn
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im pretty sure the latest version is the steam demo-

jaunty knoll
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Steam demo has Playtest and old demo features

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Basically a fusion of both

warped cairn
spark quartz
scarlet creek
pearl coral
scarlet creek
pearl coral
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played dungeon for the first time earlier and quit because derren or whatever his name is fell into a hole and died

scarlet creek
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I'm just blocking and walking back

scarlet creek
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Those skeletons are tough

pearl coral
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i couldnt figure out how to progress in the second level

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killed like 14 undead and then couldnt find anywhere else to go

scarlet creek
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specially if you also have the map

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which appears somewhere

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most of the time you must go north

pearl coral
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the map seems useless to me

scarlet creek
pearl coral
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it's just a bunch of squares

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it doesnt tell me anything apart from how much BULLCRAP i can expect..

radiant haven
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it looks awesome

scarlet creek
radiant haven
scarlet creek
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to be honest I was going to ragequit exanima because I also felt lost in level 2

pearl coral
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i really was not a fan of the dungeon i dont like feeling obligated to check every nook and cranny of literally every room

scarlet creek
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but then level 3 was cool

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and level 4 was a dopamine boost

pearl coral
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the arena is a lot more fun for me

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trying to win the seasonal armor

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really want this set in particular

astral ether
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I'm going to need to check out examina sometime after I get through battletech

scarlet creek
astral ether
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being from like a more isometric view though, I wonder if that'd fuck with the sense of moving your sword

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since I know it's physics based

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halfsword the camera is easier to get a sense of movement from, it's more over the shoulder

scarlet creek
astral ether
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like idk, I feel like it'd be trickier to get a feel for how you'd be moving the sword if your camera is at an isometric angle

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doesn't follow the angle you're facing

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or do you not need to manually turn the camera

scarlet creek
pearl coral
scarlet creek
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Also they reworked the physics again in the exp branch

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I've heard it's much much better

pearl coral
scarlet creek
pearl coral
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as of right now i think exanima has marginally better fencing but just because it captures the hip and legs so well

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exanima has the correct bodily momentum, half sword has complex sword motion, neither of them are a very accurate experience but i'm eager to see them both work toward it

scarlet creek
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The coolest part about exanima combat is how you can throw your enemies around if you're skilled enough

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That got improved in the exp branch too

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I wish exanima development wasn't so slow

pearl coral
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here's one of my fits in arena

scarlet creek
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But I understand it because it's a few devs making a huge game

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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exanima's movement with half sword's grab mechanics and directional freedom would be the best fencing game

scarlet creek
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It was released in 2015 and I think it was being developed since 2011

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And it's still early access

worldly vapor
scarlet creek
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We'll get a full release soon tho

pearl coral
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dont have a clear pic but my main "master" tier outfit is this boltonpilled fellow

scarlet creek
worldly vapor
scarlet creek
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Exanima's full release is coming soon

scarlet creek
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Plus you can already play exanima

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And it feels pretty finished ngl

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And it still gets updates

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(Exp branch)

worldly vapor
scarlet creek
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😔

violet garden
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Nice shmoves

untold wraith
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Hello ford

violet garden
pearl coral
violet garden
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Fuck my stupid discord life

pearl coral
untold wraith
scarlet creek
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And the exp branch gets updates (last one was this month I think)

pearl coral
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the throw was so swagger that it gave my character the power to chop smoove through the other guy

violet garden
scarlet creek
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Muahaha

pearl coral
violet garden
scarlet creek
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It'd be funny if the devs died before releasing SG

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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it's a dream of mine to be hit by a slow moving car and get a several thousand dollar settlement in court

pearl coral
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me breastplate and barbute arrived

scarlet creek
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Best exanima design

worldly vapor
scarlet creek
violet garden
worldly vapor
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I love r/kitchencels

pearl coral
scarlet creek
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What are kitchencels

pearl coral
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why are there zombies

violet garden
violet garden
pearl coral
scarlet creek
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I'm not sure if it was linus fendrick

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Because I dont really pay attention to the lore

pearl coral
lofty kindle
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Make a list of brain rot terms and submit them via #modmail requests in general often get missed.

pearl coral
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i told derrin there was a necromancer and i saw the corpses and saw the room with the frankenstein equipment and whatnot

worldly vapor
scarlet creek
worldly vapor
pearl coral
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why aint derrin commenting on me force pushing things when he was amazed at simple lamps ?

scarlet creek
violet garden
scarlet creek
violet garden
raven ore
violet garden
pearl coral
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Calm down ladies

violet garden
violet garden
pearl coral
scarlet creek
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If you use force around him he will hate you and kill you

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That happened to me before

pearl coral
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why would he be annoyed at me dispatching critters for us

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i just topple them over with me powers and go ham on them with a big axe while they're down

scarlet creek
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Jk

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Apparently he's sensitive to magic

pearl coral
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are you sure you didnt knock him over and make him mad at you

scarlet creek
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I just used force a lot around him

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And then he got fed up of me and randomly backstabbed me

raven ore
# pearl coral why my character forgetting things and rembering them ?

Lore ||corlian or whatever his name was, was running away from a dude named thaven trying to prove something but in the end he died and tried to take control of unknown but failed resulting in unknowns ability of thaum and memories of corlian emerging whenever he visits one of corlians spots|| takr my lore knowledge with a grain of salt though

pearl coral
#

i want to kill derrin when it feels right but he fell down into a big hole earlier

violet garden
scarlet creek
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Derrin is a good support if you let him fight

violet garden
#

Derrin is kinda dog at fighting ngl

pearl coral
scarlet creek
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Too bad mine got destroyed by the skilled zombies of crossroads

violet garden
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But like he’s a good distraction

scarlet creek
violet garden
scarlet creek
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You just need to let him fight

pearl coral
scarlet creek
violet garden
pearl coral
#

all he has done in my game is fight a zombie that was holding a piece of debris until it managed to run away lmao

scarlet creek
#

Why are your derrins so shit

pearl coral
#

it's really scary when the zombies run away actually

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it freaks me out

scarlet creek
#

Mine used to do some cool 2 shot axe combos with me

violet garden
pearl coral
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im afraid a zombie with a grudge is gonna ambush me

violet garden
#

I get so annoyed when the dual wielding zombies run oh my god

scarlet creek
violet garden
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They have so much health

scarlet creek
#

Most zombies are chill people

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Oh yeah attacking passive zombies also makes derrin mad

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There is a limit of how much you can make derrin mad until he gets fed up of you i think

pearl coral
#

why is he getting pissed that his mighty hero has a different M.O

violet garden
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Why would Derrin try to fight the guy with evil sorcerer mind magic

raven ore
#

BMXATestB930 @pearl coral 9.3 public test code

scarlet creek
scarlet creek
violet garden
pearl coral
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"You're pissing me off force blasting these passive zombies you geezer! Have at ye!"

proceeds to be force pushed into a cart and then wheeled off a ledge

raven ore
pearl coral
raven ore
pearl coral
#

roles ?

scarlet creek
raven ore
pearl coral
#

i await more weapons and armor

raven ore
#

catacombs rework

pearl coral
#

most of the armor is absolute hogwash

raven ore
#

like the leather armor

scarlet creek
pearl coral
#

looks less barrel-y?

raven ore
pearl coral
#

i wish you could perform cuts from the shoulder

worldly vapor
pearl coral
#

you can strike from the left, right, thrust, or overhead

jaunty knoll
#

ROYAL GUARD

scarlet creek
#

Sometimes the game animations bug

raven ore
jaunty knoll
#

Have you guys tried playing with controller?

raven ore
pearl coral
#

i'm very happy with the changes to the helmets

jaunty knoll
worldly vapor
vernal crow
#

is this bug or what??

jaunty knoll
#

It's a feature

violet garden
pearl coral
vernal crow
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and my right hand stuck in the dagger case

pearl coral
pearl coral
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would be nice to be able to strike with .. you know .. the mechanically efficient sword angle ..

elfin kayak
scarlet creek
#

German mastercuts in examima when

pearl coral
pearl coral
elfin kayak
#

gotcha thank you

vernal crow
raven ore
#

pike formation beats all yall mastercuts

pearl coral
#

most of the fun stuff you can do are just quick zwerchs

jaunty knoll
#

Are we gonna get some equipment from other areas of the world?

scarlet creek
scarlet creek
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And current saves arent compatible with the exp branch

jaunty knoll
#

What are we talking about?

scarlet creek
jaunty knoll
#

Let me investigate

pearl coral
jaunty knoll
#

What is the western Europe in the eyes of devs

pearl coral
#

that's generally somewhat homogenous in terms of arms and armor

jaunty knoll
#

Tbh that's okay

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Will we get more colourful clothing/armour?

pearl coral
#

there will be armor decoration and stuff down the line

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plumes, livery coats, gilding, etc

jaunty knoll
#

I'm talking like Waffenrocks

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Oookay that sounds good

raven ore
#

no waffenrocks

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no heraldic garments

jaunty knoll
#

But we have heraldic shields and pavise

pearl coral
pearl coral
raven ore
jaunty knoll
#

My bad I'm not too armour savvy

gritty mortar
#

(Free photo of Willie kissing)

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Dm me for free Willie kissing

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Dm

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Dm

jaunty knoll
gritty mortar
#

(2 gay Willie’s)

pearl coral
#

very good stuff they doin

jaunty knoll
#

Hurr Durr armour heavy

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Knights can't sprint!!!!!(!!😡

raven ore
#

it is heavy

jaunty knoll
#

Yeah but like really really heavy

raven ore
#

but it is heavy

jaunty knoll
#

Immobilisingly so

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I've seen a man do gymnastics in full plate

pearl coral
jaunty knoll
#

Plate gets hot and it is quite heavy but it's not that bad.

pearl coral
#

what a nice GB

raven ore
#

he didnt tie hsi sabatons

jaunty knoll
#

One thing I find goofy is that loads of dudes who do the fighting in armour (can't remember the name) they look so goofy and silly

scarlet creek
#

A modern soldier is less agile than a knight

jaunty knoll
#

They look like they're wearing 3 gambesons

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Modern military backpacks

jaunty knoll
#

Yeah butthurt

pearl coral
jaunty knoll
#

Buhurt guys just smack metal at eachother

pearl coral
#

idk why they even try to make arbitrary "historical" restrictions on people's armor when it's legit impossible to make a historical impression with a buhurt kit

raven ore
#

dequitum

jaunty knoll
#

Dequitem makes me bust

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"du bastard!!!!"

pearl coral
#

his isnt up to standard with buhurt stuff

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he does wear titanium tho

raven ore
#

he wears titanium

jaunty knoll
#

Dequitem wants to get his eye poked out

pearl coral
#

which i do think is very dumb

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but it's whatever

jaunty knoll
#

Isn't titanium super heavy

pearl coral
#

idk but my main gripe is that instead of denting it just shatters under too much force

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a lot of buhurt guys use it and then they get triple teamed or something and their helmet shatters like a dinnerplate

jaunty knoll
#

Iron be like:

raven ore
jaunty knoll
#

Nothing beats a good piece of SKYFORGE STEEL

pearl coral
#

the whole point is that it absorbs and even when it absorbs too much you dont get hurt

jaunty knoll
#

Ah yes let me use my carbon battery

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Carbon>Lithium 👍👍👍

pearl coral
#

like those videos where he gets hit by a lance freak me out because if he gets hit in the wrong place it's just going to actually kill him lmao

jaunty knoll
#

Like I said he wants his eye gouged

raven ore
jaunty knoll
#

New dequitem video be like:
Hedgeborn knight battles 200 peasants with crossbows.

glossy python
jaunty knoll
#

Money is not worth more than your life

pearl coral
violet garden
#

Dequitem has been slowly losing his mind, his videos have been getting more and more dangerous

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Pretty based I think

glossy python
pearl coral
#

his armor is elden ring style accuracy

jaunty knoll
pearl coral
#

it's neat but i dont think it fits the people he fights

glossy python
pearl coral
glossy python
pearl coral
raven ore
jaunty knoll
jaunty knoll
jaunty knoll
pearl coral
#

i liked this guy's harness that he fought

glossy python
jaunty knoll
#

Bro one time some asshole said some shit like "you're the only woman that's funny" in comments so I called him out.

This guy refused to take accountability and then said "ah yes I'm the incel you're the gigachad"

He still hasn't added me back.

steady raven
#

a bunch of willies

light tree
#

best WIP

errant minnow
#

thjere's people in the bags

nimble nexus
#

goat

pearl coral
gloomy niche
#

theres weed in the bags

rain bluff
#

THERES WEED IN THE BAGS!

gloomy niche
#

its weed

tawny oxide
#

A HUGE BBC!!!

vapid island
#

Are there fish in the bags?

gloomy niche
dreamy island
#

dead willies

slate summit
#

The friends we made along the way are in the bag

worthy ginkgo
#

@lofty kindle willies are in the bags

slender swallow
#

there's my vcard in the bag

low geyser
#

the entire cartel is in the bag

lapis coral
verbal iron
#

new mechanic incoming
throwing shit at willy

round bolt
#

Bags filled with beans

rain bluff
dreamy island
#

its so obvious its dead willies

fading hound
#

human limbs

fluid crystal
#

1 million beers

zenith vortex
#

BIG WILLIES

trim viper
#

The one piece

thick hearth
thick hearth
#

The bodies..

summer sorrel
#

Bag with another bag

tawny oxide
#

500 cigarets

gloomy niche
fluid bane
#

Bags filled with AIR

weak geode
#

anchovies

worthy ginkgo
thorn depot
#

my blood after 20h of pure suffering

dreamy island
lapis coral
round bolt
jaunty knoll
#

Now our conversation has been destroyed @pearl coral

lofty kindle
fading linden
#

someone needs to blow my head off

whole shuttle
worn egret
#

mulch

errant minnow
ember turtle
#

im saying this is all a trick and the bag is actually empty

worthy ginkgo
rain bluff
#

crack rock cocaine

trim viper
#

My dih

dreamy island
#

just like lays

dreamy island
#

catnip :>

ornate crag
#

wow on wip pls

young jewel
#

I'm in the bag

glad swan
#

a thermonuclear bomb is obviously in the bag

lofty kindle
violet garden
worthy ginkgo
dreamy island
#

PO TAE TOES

fading linden
jaunty knoll
ornate crag
#

wow fo da wip pls

lofty kindle
wide path
#

@lofty kindle is the trolley carryable

worthy ginkgo
#

in the flesh

wide path
pearl coral
#

probably shouldnt post this scratches chin

jaunty knoll
#

Yosha

rain bluff
pearl coral
#

no

jaunty knoll
#

Up the eye of rah

pearl coral
#

no

#

you cannot

feral yoke
#

little willies in the bag i see, plant them in the ground and they'll grow up to be big willies

pearl coral
#

people get fired from their jobs for saying Ts breh

lofty kindle
jaunty knoll
#

I support the eye of rah

wide path
#

sad

chilly knoll
#

is the game just going to be basically what we have right now, but with new maps and stuff, on release?

pearl coral
jaunty knoll
#

Can I say up the Taliban?

worldly vapor
worldly vapor
pearl coral
#

NO TERRORISTS PERIOD

jaunty knoll
#

I found an Iraq veteran in another server who called himself "Willy Wakbar"

pearl coral
lofty kindle
severe fulcrum
#

Can we add magic to half sword

pearl coral
lofty kindle
severe fulcrum
#

No but only old silly magic

pearl coral
#

and it's not like it'd be getting dented often

subtle rock
jaunty knoll
#

Can I say I support the regime of Afghanistan?

fading linden
severe fulcrum
#

"In order to see a thousand armed knights in front of you in the field etc., cut off a branch of a willow tree with a single cut and wash it before sunrise in running water for seven days and say: "Gribello, come, you are coming with a thousandfold magnificence, I ask you by Astaroth, that you come with help of thousand-strong force." After you have said this ten times, take the rod and hit the ground three times and say the credo ten times, lift the rod in your hand, and now you can see 100 knights etc. in full armour etc."

worldly vapor
pearl coral
autumn laurel
#

too late

wide nimbus
#

Wagon

pearl coral
pearl coral
#

stop with the tomfoolery

jaunty knoll
#

Butthurt

west tree
#

@lofty kindle Are there skulls for the skull throne in the bag?

subtle rock
#

who up playing wit they worm

jaunty knoll
#

"inflation ART" my friend it's not art

fading linden
#

when will real game come out?

violet garden
pearl coral
worldly vapor
pearl coral
autumn laurel
#

people are rapidly approaching ban territory

jaunty knoll
#

Can I say I support pizzle yanking?

violet garden
jaunty knoll
#

Buffoon!

violet garden
#

It’s lighter and won’t rust, easier to maintain and stuff

fading linden
pearl coral
violet garden
#

He does use steel too I think but will pull out the titanium if he wants to fight in the rain or something

jaunty knoll
#

Ugggh I'm yanking my pizzle so good

fading linden
#

awwww

worldly vapor
jaunty knoll
#

I love how there's an option in game to disable blood and gore, but not an option to disable the screams of pain and terror 💔

west tree
#

Ooh, can I get a lobotomy?

jaunty knoll
#

It's okay I enjoy the blood and gore

fading linden
#

what kind of submission is this

violet tide
#

@lofty kindle the bags are full of willie’s willies that were chopped off as willies were fighting eachother

pearl coral
#

@worldly vapor Check #🧠rot for my latest message!

cosmic rain
jaunty knoll
#

Rip and tear, until I have coomed

#

Silence yourself at once, buffoon

pearl coral
#

chinned him right there

cosmic rain
#

Ok I'm sorry unc

pearl coral
#

cheffed him.

jaunty knoll
#

We are not uncs

cosmic rain
#

I.believe you

cosmic rain
dreamy mangoBOT
#

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

cosmic rain
#

Willie shush

jaunty knoll
lofty kindle
jaunty knoll
#

If you're going to call someone old call them a boomer

violet tide
pearl coral
cosmic rain
#

Whataburger

jaunty knoll
#

Ah yes, "ragebait". A new technique used by little raggamuffins to be annoying whilst appearing humourous

cosmic rain
#

Someone's flexing their nitro

pearl coral
#

@pale bough Cease Or Be Executed

dreamy mangoBOT
#

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

cosmic rain
jaunty knoll
#

WILLY SILENCE

#

I am nowhere near boomer

dim lion
#

Whataburger emoji

worldly vapor
#

Yall are not uncs yall are turbounc boomers

jaunty knoll
#

I just know older memes

pearl coral
jaunty knoll
#

All of your memes are belong to us

gloomy crest
#

Female Willies in the bags fr

dim lion
#

all your base are belong to us True

jaunty knoll
cosmic rain
gaunt gulch
#

Does any one know what zaza feels like

dim lion
jaunty knoll
cosmic rain
pearl coral
#

ancient

dim lion
lofty kindle
jaunty knoll
#

I found "they're taking the hobbits to isengard" when I was 7 and fell down a deep hole of memes

gaunt gulch