general-catfish-🐱🐟

[spice patrol]

I do too dont worry

Happens when I do too much at the same time

[scarlet creek]

But thats not sooeeside

[unkempt scroll]

Oh yeah that too. I love doing that

[scarlet creek]

Sooeeside is ending it permanently

[prime trail]

im just trying to beat the end where you have to fight everyone and when im doing good it just crashes lol

[dim lion]

Willie is eternal no matter what

[spice patrol]

That's a rather weird word. What does that mean

[spark quartz]

fauna

[dim lion]

Ultimate challenge?

[ivory fjord]

No u

[prime trail]

yup

[spark quartz]

no

[scarlet creek]

Reduce blood to a tiny bit , you can leave gore in the value you want tho

[dim lion]

sorry that happened, I know the frustration. try turning off the blood. Common issue right now. Check #updates for more info

[spice patrol]

I don't think I should've thought ''furry'' upon seeing your pfp

[scarlet creek]

Half sword without blood sucks ass tho....

[dim lion]

He is don't worry

[prime trail]

alright i appreciate it

[dim lion]

well right now it's that or not play the ultimate challenge so

[spark quartz]

bruh

[dim lion]

The devs are working on it tho

[scarlet creek]

Just say it

[scarlet creek]

Ultimate challenge is boring ngl

[spice patrol]

Sooeeside

[scarlet creek]

Pronnounce it

[spark quartz]

my status as furry is complicated, not exactly a furry but not exactly not a furry

[spice patrol]

so side?

[dim lion]

stop this hootenanny

[spice patrol]

oh

got it-

[dim lion]

no more hootenanny

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/mlg-quickscope-gif-3574613

[ivory fjord]

Tiktok has ruined a generation and a half

[pearl coral]

hi

[ivory fjord]

Who knew it was so easy to get people to self censor

[spice patrol]

that's good, keep the people guessing! :D

[pearl coral]

i’d wager two and a half

[dim lion]

Of course Sam comes in right after this message

[pearl coral]

i don’t use tiktok !

[sick oar]

who is a furry

[scarlet creek]

Ultimate challenge is boring, fighting heavily armored guys with shields is not fun at all

[spice patrol]

Which is why I never used it. And never will

[pearl coral]

i like FaceBook

[ivory fjord]

You'd probably be right on that

[dim lion]

who isn't these days

[scarlet creek]

Holy gramps

[sick oar]

uhhhh

[violet garden]

Tiktok only? Nah man it was a combined effort lmao

[ivory fjord]

Is fuckin poison idk how people watch that shit

[pearl coral]

half of gen x and both gen alpha and gen z

[pearl coral]

quite the opposite

[dim lion]

you're just lying to yourself, I know how you felt about Lola bunny when you first saw space jam.

[spice patrol]

I use youtube instagram and discord, with snapchat for when I wanna text friends I don't have on discord

[spark quartz]

yeah :3 I am fren of furries

[spice patrol]

:3?

[scarlet creek]

Holy granny then

[ivory fjord]

Id argue a good chunk of millennials are stuck in it. We had reddit

[dim lion]

I don't use Instagram unless it's for Gang_Doohickey

[spark quartz]

:3

[pearl coral]

a few months ago my APHG teacher was talking about social media and he went “who here uses facebook” and my hand shot up and then he just kind of stuttered and kept talking about how young people don’t use facebook because the internet is constantly changing

[pearl coral]

grandson

[spice patrol]

I use insta mainly for furry stuff and watching dark humor jokes. Or a dog that presses a button that said the b word over and over again

[spark quartz]

btw this is what Blueberry looks like irl

[violet garden]

I’m a YouTube and discord truther. Social media is for the weak. The only people I need to communicate with are the astral deities in the mindrealm and I can do that on the 5th bongrip, I don’t need no goddamn tellyphone.

[ivory fjord]

He has incredible timing I'll tell you hwhat

[sick oar]

bro this swrver is something

[scarlet creek]

Honestly nah, I like girls a bit chubby like every straight man should

[violet garden]

I think you should be treated as a statistical anomaly lmao

[ivory fjord]

Can confirm I watched them stream the other day

[spice patrol]

You give me far west cowboy vibes with this sentence

[pearl coral]

very much

[scarlet creek]

Plus lola bunny being a bunny ruins it all

[spice patrol]

How'd you know

[scarlet creek]

How do u get turned on by ts

[oak olive]

same except im neither straight nor a man

[violet garden]

Yeah you could call me a “cow” boy. One time I ate a bunch of my neighbors’ lawn and they weren’t happy. Let a mf graze. People these days.

[pearl coral]

“astral deities in the mindrealm”
“bongrip”
ah yes cowboys

[ivory fjord]

I think you kinda need to grow up with it to understand why

[gloomy crest]

ok him

[scarlet creek]

Brother it's a bunny..

[spice patrol]

I was thinking about the ''goddam'' part

[scarlet creek]

Like it's just bugs bunny with bobbies

[ivory fjord]

Oh come on

[oak olive]

i love boobies

[violet garden]

Replace bongrip with some of that good tobacco from the rez smoked out of a tomahawk and it’s close enough

[oak olive]

and boobs

[ivory fjord]

Yeah a talking bunny with melons and surprisingly good bball game

[unkempt scroll]

The most sane thing a child has ever said

[gloomy crest]

timmy tough knuckles

[zenith dirge]

YO HE BALLIN

[spice patrol]

I remember I had a crush on Lillie from pokemon sun and moon when I was a kid

[violet garden]

This is not my name actually

[pearl coral]

[scarlet creek]

Ok what is wrong with this

Actually it's on the normal side of things I say

[spice patrol]

nothing

[unkempt scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-cat-big-boobs-gif-25092046

[dim lion]

good guess

[violet garden]

Me every time after the lobotomy 😂 😂

[pearl coral]

my bones hurt

[oak olive]

i love big boobs

[unkempt scroll]

I agreed with you

[gloomy crest]

dang i didnt know that sorry, so sorry

[unkempt scroll]

Who doesn't 😍

[dim lion]

gosh I love Gang_Doohickey

just the peak of human innovation

[oak olive]

unrelated i ate some tacos earlier (food)

[subtle rock]

bro knows wsp i needa see some tummy 🤑

[gloomy crest]

me too

[violet garden]

It’s ok. Just don’t let it happen again.

[oak olive]

true

[scarlet creek]

I thought I was getting called a 🌽 addict or something

[oak olive]

real

[gloomy crest]

ok

[spice patrol]

I now assume that every people ^putting more than 2 laughing emojis like you are kids. Especially in comments section. They're so random it's not even funny anymore

[scarlet creek]

I always think people is being sarcastic now..

[subtle rock]

holy illiteracy

[spice patrol]

Maybe I'm tripping tho

[scarlet creek]

[spark quartz]

sebastian no

[scarlet creek]

Sebastian yes

[scarlet creek]

No i just think everyone is sarcastic with me now

👼

[violet garden]

Knew a guy on a discord server who would (presumably) make a bunch of random nonsense doohickeys and post them every couple of days and they were glorious

[gloomy crest]

is halfsword called halfsword because if is half of sword

[pearl coral]

no

[dim lion]

I love doohickeys

[violet garden]

It would be like a piece of wire that wiggles around a rock and hits a ceramic plate or some shit

Absolute tomfoolery

[subtle rock]

bro said that you said something sane and agreeable despite your age how do u even interpret that as sarcasm

[oak olive]

so real

[ivory fjord]

But do you like thingamabobs

[spice patrol]

it's called half sword cuz it's not finished yet. It's gonna be called full sword once complete

[gloomy crest]

are you also a fan of thingi-mabobers

[gloomy crest]

oooh

[spice patrol]

im joking

[oak olive]

thingamaboobs 😍

[oak olive]

mr beasts

[scarlet creek]

Because I thought I was too young to talk about my taste in XXers or something

[spice patrol]

mr breasts

[dim lion]

I dabble in thingamabobs too.

[subtle rock]

i think i see bald

[violet garden]

Fr 😂 😂 😂 😂 🥀 🥀 bro not tuff gng ong 💃 💃 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Etc. etc.

[pearl coral]

you are

quit

[subtle rock]

u lowk fried

[spice patrol]

exactly. You get it!

[subtle rock]

you are

[spice patrol]

ESPECIALLY THE FLOWER THO. It pisses me off so bad

[dim lion]

🥀

[spice patrol]

NOOO

[pearl coral]

hence my abstinence

[scarlet creek]

I only made a small comment chill granny

[spice patrol]

BACK OFF DEMON

[scarlet creek]

[pearl coral]

banned for disrespect

[ivory fjord]

These are good

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/badass-granny-grandma-cool-sunglasses-gif-4110992

[rare lotus]

is halfsword called halfsword because it's just a blade no grip

[dim lion]

🥀

[pearl coral]

no

[spice patrol]

it's the lenght of your wood dw

[rare lotus]

xxers is wild

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/professor-x-xavier-x-men-telepathy-gif-12745110

[scarlet creek]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[subtle rock]

steady tryna keep a brotha down 💔

[violet garden]

Locked in

[oak olive]

sorry sam wont do it again

[subtle rock]

yeah well guess what

[rare lotus]

my wood has a grip

[spice patrol]

You're quite special

[ivory fjord]

I made a meat tail

[zenith dirge]

imagine seeing a swat team use a rabbit in a little doodad defuse your bomb

[oak olive]

bubby this is why no one likes you that's not a doodad its a thingamabob

[spice patrol]

Everytime I'm gonna see a knight I'm gonna say it's a half sword reference. I don't care where the knight comes from. I'll say it

[subtle rock]

bro my terraria crashing what the freak

[pearl coral]

he is one hundred years too early to be part of half sword do not say it

[spice patrol]

Oh noes

Wha happen

[pearl coral]

time

[spice patrol]

😭

[dim lion]

I believe they could do it

[scarlet creek]

Too bad he looked cooler than the guys we have in half sword

[spice patrol]

Anyone heard of the game Your Only Move Is Hustle

[scarlet creek]

😔

[pearl coral]

yeah 1350s stuff is like that

we’ll get some good stuff soon tho

[dim lion]

Shawty this ain't a game, I hustle to survive

[subtle rock]

confusing ass game

[pearl coral]

hopefully more gothic and alla tedesca and french and english stuff …,,

[violet garden]

Real robot mains rise up

[spice patrol]

So do you in YOMI Hustle lol

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/money-physics-motion-rich-ballin-gif-1495226031920328351

[spice patrol]

I like mutant. Don't kill me please

[violet garden]

I fucking hate mutant

[spice patrol]

I'M SORRY

[violet garden]

You should be

[spice patrol]

What would make you forgive me?

[ivory fjord]

Would you go on several dates with this person

I think I would if they're nice

[violet garden]

I am that person

[ivory fjord]

how u doin

[scarlet creek]

Omg gothic? Gothic girls in half sword?!

[violet garden]

I never go back on my word and I’ve never once changed my mind

[spice patrol]

Chat I'm a squirrellll!

[scarlet creek]

[pearl coral]

shut up

[spice patrol]

Oh god.

[ivory fjord]

Fitting

[scarlet creek]

Make me

[violet garden]

MODS TIME ‘EM OUT!

[pearl coral]

okay

[spice patrol]

make out? Woahhh that's too far BUDDY

[violet garden]

I got connections

[ivory fjord]

Y'know every time I see someone say "make me" I just assume they're saying that to someone who they want to kiss them

[pearl coral]

sebastian you have one last message to convince me not to time you out for one whole week

[eager badger]

I can do that too

[ivory fjord]

It's just like the go to

[spice patrol]

FR

[oak olive]

yayyyy

[eager badger]

I’m locked in

[pearl coral]

Guy from MineCraft

[eager badger]

See

[oak olive]

bro has a job

[ivory fjord]

Got me a baddie chat

[spice patrol]

There should be a map where there's hills and stuff so you can have the upper ground instead of just making the willie on his knees begging for forgiveness

[oak olive]

stop lying

[zenith dirge]

anyone here getting arab money?

[ivory fjord]

Only for me to tpose over them

[subtle rock]

bro ive never thought of that fighting on uneven ground would actually change the game so much

[pearl coral]

i’m hyped for covered breastplates and giorneas

[spice patrol]

In a good way? It would provide different gameplaY!

[gritty ermine]

What happened to disemboweling? ik it was in the old demo

[oak olive]

vagiorneas? awesome anyways yeah clothe stuffs over breastplates would be sick

[eager badger]

THE GOLDEN RATIO??

[spice patrol]

Oh yes that's what everyone should do

[ivory fjord]

Lmao not the Archimedes spiral

[pearl coral]

being reworked

[gritty ermine]

ahh

[ivory fjord]

I see it everywhere

[pearl coral]

sit in corner

[subtle rock]

yes bro it would add a whole lot

[eager badger]

https://tenor.com/view/steel-ball-run-steel-ball-run-opening-steel-ball-run-op-opening-op-gif-8428892110070599389

[oak olive]

:(

[violet garden]

that is NOT WHAT IT IS

GET OUT.

[scarlet creek]

Life is too short man, we must enjoy it, even one week is a big chunk of our lives don't you think?

[spice patrol]

I,m so smart

[pearl coral]

no

[spice patrol]

JOJO MY BELOVED

[scarlet creek]

[eager badger]

I will become an otherworldly monster when steel ball run is animated

[scarlet creek]

What makes you think this

[ivory fjord]

Its all Archimedes' spirals down here

All of em

[spice patrol]

I can't believe it still isn't, how long has it been?? And is it really that big of a thing? Like come on we already have roblox games about steel ball run with tusk act 4

[pearl coral]

W tattoo coverup ?

[violet garden]

It’s the Fibonacci Sequence, have some respect pal

[eager badger]

It makes sense I guess it’s quite the overall compared to the rest of the series

[scarlet creek]

Bro really thinks pablito is tuff

[eager badger]

Nothing is wrong with being gay, I’m gay myself

[scarlet creek]

[ivory fjord]

Y'know I kinda don't like either. The left ones a bit odd and niche, and then I guess they filled it over with the right one.

And idk what they were smoking at that point but I want some

[spice patrol]

And I'm lesbian. Let's be gay together! That made no sense I'm sorry

[eager badger]

Gaynnected

[pearl coral]

i like the left one a lot

[ivory fjord]

Ye it's simple in its design

[scarlet creek]

And it's a drug lord lmao

[spice patrol]

Alright half sword devs. Make a hill map for the demo please please please I'm begging

[scarlet creek]

Pablito thinks he's the real shit

[ivory fjord]

Emphasis on smoking then

[violet garden]

5 year prison sentence

[pearl coral]

they said they’ll pass because they’re busy eating chips and trying to pat their head and rub their belly at the same time

[violet garden]

King shit

[spice patrol]

Seems like something willie would do, too

[scarlet creek]

Willie has no belly to rub

[spice patrol]

Whaaaaaa

[scarlet creek]

Bro is a stick

[pearl coral]

everybody has a belly you goob

[spice patrol]

Yes, but.. yk what I'll stop here

[pearl coral]

Thank you

[ivory fjord]

Flora just has a trunk

[subtle rock]

na

[spice patrol]

NO BUT SERIOUSLY he has a belly

[ivory fjord]

But that's kinda like a belly if you think about it

[subtle rock]

how much junk u got in yo trunk

[scarlet creek]

A nice belly is different than willie's clearly inbred belly

[ivory fjord]

Enough to make a mahogany desk at least

[spice patrol]

I looekd at your pfp and thought it was Dio from jojo about to stop time. Wow I'm so dumb

[subtle rock]

hell yea

[ivory fjord]

No is quite literally a tree silhouette

[spice patrol]

I know

At first glance it wasn't that for me

[scarlet creek]

Bro's a simple man

[ivory fjord]

Xd in time I'll make my own pfp again and it'll look like actually something

[spice patrol]

I mean a tree is peak pfp right there

[ivory fjord]

Used to change it with the seasons for fun

[spice patrol]

You can't have something more original

[pearl coral]

do you consider fat a requirement for belly

[subtle rock]

no

[subtle rock]

bros a tree

[scarlet creek]

I'll never forget how peak this was

[spice patrol]

Would be nice to know what it is

[ivory fjord]

This is a great gif lmao

[spice patrol]

FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

[ivory fjord]

Fish

fish

[subtle rock]

https://tenor.com/view/pewpewpewpew-ahmed-mohsin-أحمد-محسن-hedgehog-dancing-meme-gif-2754780489075620554

[spice patrol]

FISH FISH FISH FISH
chat has been disabled for 2 seconds

[violet garden]

Inbred? No no, Willie is clearly much too poor to be inbred

[scarlet creek]

Bag shoestring fries with MUS################!!!

[subtle rock]

What a save!

[spice patrol]

I saw a bag of chips called ''freeky fries''. My name doesn't even come from that but I find it funny asf

[ivory fjord]

What would freeky fries taste like tho

[pearl coral]

Hi

[spice patrol]

I dont know. But I think it would taste like ringolos

[spice patrol]

@ivory fjord
Freeky Fries are described as potato-based snack sticks with an irresistible crunchiness, ideal for an aperitif or as a delicious snack during a break.
They are noted for their crunchy texture and are meant to be enjoyed with various dips, such as Calvé Maionese in Vetro

Atleast the ai tells me that

[ivory fjord]

sounds yum

[spark quartz]

plant

[ivory fjord]

i want food now

[spark quartz]

the sun

[ivory fjord]

i do but its dark now

[spark quartz]

go to sun

[ivory fjord]

so i gotta find blood now

[spark quartz]

in space

radiation

[spice patrol]

I want floofiness. Can you give me that?

[spark quartz]

unfortunately not

[ivory fjord]

idk if theres water in space thoo

[spark quartz]

i am skin

skin and flesh and bone

[ivory fjord]

or co2!

sounds yum

[spark quartz]

highkey i wish i could be a robot with my brain bruh

being a gross human that can contract disease and filth sucks

[ivory fjord]

the flesh is weak

[spark quartz]

so true

[merry summit]

anybody want to play modded minecraft with me
im currently doing crazy craft, skyfactory 5, rl craft and dark rpg with origins

[scarlet creek]

Pota

[ivory fjord]

thats a lot of modpacks all at once

i only really play rlcraf tho

[merry summit]

not all at once seperatly

wanna play rl craft?

if not its cool

[ivory fjord]

i am good atm lol, perhaps once 2.10 drops youll see me on the official servers tho

i know much bout the modpack in case u have questions

[merry summit]

ok cool no problem and nah im good on the questions but thanks

[ivory fjord]

you could def check with the shivaxi discord and see if others there would be game to play tho

thats kinda the nexus of the rlcraft community

[oak olive]

literally a dishonored lo;;

kill*

[astral ether]

Hello everyone, how are we all doing?

[storm fern]

Guys

[stable basin]

i’m actually doing pretty good right now

hope you’re doing good as well

[forest falcon]

who stomped on your food bruh

[astral ether]

Glad to hear it! I’m doing well too, thank you, just laying in bed but not quite tired yet

[stable basin]

same here, i’m debating on whether i play some more balatro or i stop procrastinating on some video editing

it’s video editing that would take HOURS and i probably wouldn’t even get done with it by like 4 AM

[astral ether]

Oh geez

You could probably chip away a little bit at it

[scarlet creek]

What is it

[stable basin]

deltarune playthrough video

[astral ether]

Ooh

[stable basin]

its almost 3 hours of footage 😭

ok

i’m gonna go be productive

and not try and get a new balatro highscore

wish me luck

[astral ether]

Good luck, but also don’t neglect your body rest

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-ai-i-said-no-ai-kung-fu-robot-clanker-gif-15924350630978600307

[astral ether]

Why do you kids keep calling me an ai 😭

Is trying to be kind genuinely such a foreign concept lmao

[forest falcon]

proper english

[astral ether]

Dawg I didn’t even punctuate it

It’s a single comma, pipe the fuck down

You forget I’m genuinely an English major, this shit is just force of habit

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-saul-goodman-jimmy-mcgill-gif-22697311

[still scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/420275562313941013/1199600858363605052/caption.gif

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[forest falcon]

The real pharaoh

Anyway, the new cyberpunk 2077 update should come out later today

https://sun9-20.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/1L3BNlyTt6vcX2UnLGCy4hTCdN9_bwjOcQaSMgGSIL05mecFLf-gmufRDck-2WiFosbBrEWDAz-RLlq9ewxPtKn-.jpg?quality=95&as=32x5,48x8,72x12,108x18,160x26,240x39,360x58,480x78,540x88,640x104,720x117,789x128&from=bu&cs=789x0

Witcher 3 horse auto-run to destination but with cars

[stable basin]

of course

i'm actually having a really good time so far editing this

i'm seeing a lot of funny moments now rewatching it and i'm just cracking up while editing it

[astral ether]

I’m glad to hear that!

[stable basin]

i just remembered this funny clip someone edited from my stream today

[forest falcon]

how did you fail that lmao

[oak olive]

just finished being gay so, good

[stable basin]

i have no idea lol

[astral ether]

Nice lmao

[forest falcon]

someone send this to Moai when he shows up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1395279153560948766/Here_s_what_they_don_t_tell_you_about_the_Moai___They_can_actually_move___And_do_that_on_their_own.__But_the_elite_hide_this_from_you___They_want_you_to.mp4?ex=6879de79&is=68788cf9&hm=64f195433eba91004a9030a4235e9ffd857eee7c88d2ec6072cad849d85873ee&

[stable basin]

oh i sure will

[astral ether]

Dawg how many other ways am I supposed to say I’m happy to hear someone is doing well

[stable basin]

they were responding to me

[astral ether]

Man keeps saying I sound like an ai

[forest falcon]

I'm just fucking with you

[astral ether]

Genuinely kinda irking me at this point, god forbid i be excited to talk to you fuckers

[stable basin]

did you chatgpt this /j

sorry lol

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[rotund burrow]

the fuck we gonna use that for

the wip thing

[astral ether]

Lmao

[stable basin]

it means everything

[astral ether]

Set dressing

[stable basin]

and playing dead to a whole new level

[astral ether]

Lmao

[stable basin]

they can't fight you if you're in a body bag

[forest falcon]

alright have to go

[stable basin]

they'll just have to toss you with the others

[forest falcon]

bye abom and MoffAI

[stable basin]

later vlad

[stable basin]

i am kinda dying laughing over this still i'm ngl 😭

[neat tundra]

is that dude okay?

[stable basin]

pretty sure

i think that's supposed to be training

[neat tundra]

well, I dont see a certain logo, or any knock off versions, so that tracks.

[stable basin]

lol i can immediately tell what you're saying

[sterile badge]

That dude is dead as fuck

He gets thrown atleast 10m in less than a second

[stable basin]

no i can see his figure still running after the explosion

[sterile badge]

???

He already appears to be falling to me then a mass gets launch straight horizontal from where he was before the smoke

Where do you see him still running

[stable basin]

but there's my guess

that's about where he was before the explosion anyways

[sterile badge]

On rewatch maybe that shadow is him falling

[stable basin]

and i don't think theyre gonna use any weaponry that takes them out as well

[sterile badge]

People do die in basic from time to time

Atleast in the US

[stable basin]

i'm like 77 percent sure this is just training

[sterile badge]

A lot rarer these days

[stable basin]

and yknow i don't doubt that

[sterile badge]

But idk about training abroad

Whatever is going on here doesn't look like conventional mil training

[zenith dirge]

youtube recommended me indian metal, im lowkey jamming wtf is this

[sterile badge]

I don't know any convential mil with a weapon system that requires you to charge an enemy vehicle and smack it on the window

But who knows

[stable basin]

neither do i lol

[sterile badge]

There's a dude on the other side of the bus

[neat tundra]

well maybe its not conventional military training.

[sterile badge]

The 240b in the background is throwing me

Generally you aren't gonna have live fire going on current to some kind of explosive ordinance training in the same area

[stable basin]

from the background alone i'm 89 percent sure this is a training excercise

[sterile badge]

Looks like there's a dude on the driver's side and this guy on the passenger's side. Maybe this is CTU training and they are doing an entry drill for a passenger bus but idk what the explosion is coming from

Where'd you get this footage lol

[neat tundra]

they are demonstrating the capability of one motivated soldier with a standard issue pool noodle

[stable basin]

bro this was a meme i got from a friend

like i have no answer lol

yknow what just to be safe

[sterile badge]

Mil training is so weird and out of pocket once you start looking past the big western and eastern countries

[stable basin]

i remove it

because if that person actually did pass on i don't want to disrespect that

[sterile badge]

Cause you get to see how people without professional experience handle professional equipment

[stable basin]

pretty much

[sterile badge]

African mil training is very entertaining

It's just a bunch of Bubbas walking around in the woods with old soviet kit

[wanton portal]

bro

everything weve see in WIP better be worth it

[neat tundra]

its gonna be what we didnt see in wip that makes it worth it.

[stable basin]

oh absolutely

and them not showing it now is gonna pay off so much more on EA release

[scarlet creek]

I want to see atleast 1 map in wip

Man ik the demo is a demo but fighting on the same map every fight is not it

(Ik they're going to add more maps I just want to see one they're working on rn)

[rare garnet]

I am 43.

[cobalt shoal]

Me too.

[scarlet creek]

Did moai call his gang

[raven ore]

when are we going to see your wips

[stable basin]

diabolical

[astral ether]

I post my wips :)

Don’t have any currently tho

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/what's-this-barn-owl-robert-e-fuller-what's-here-this-is-unfamiliar-gif-17821474186565185401

[stable basin]

oh my goodness i love owls so much bro

[oak olive]

holy gay

[stable basin]

THAT AIN'T WHAT I MEANT YOU GELATINOUS MASS

[oak olive]

shut up not everything is about you

im talking about myself

[stable basin]

oh my mistake

[oak olive]

ygyg

[stable basin]

alright i'm done with editing for today even though i only got like 8 minutes done

hooray

[oak olive]

i just got sent the best audio file

[desert ridge]

Why can’t I say s¡gma it’s just a Greek letter

Or g00n as in henchman

Legalize humor

[stable basin]

#🧠rot

go on

take a gander

[desert ridge]

And m*wing that’s just a way of preventing jaw issues

John mew didn’t die for you to mock his career

Legalize free speech

[raven ore]

mustard

67

[desert ridge]

Six seven

[kind kernel]

Start diggin’ in yo buh twin 🤖

[stuck hollow]

or ima do it for you

[rare garnet]

are you alive

huh

ima make him say of course

[stuck hollow]

im listening

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/pipa-cat-chonky-black-gato-gif-14397642423018926492

hi

[raven ore]

hello

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-gif-16335502502929479800

you sir

are aan owl

owl man

[keen cedar]

owls are lowk cute

[agile nymph]

how do i send pictures

[keen cedar]

level 1

i think

or level 2

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030805738777489463/1340470307164651520/output-onlinegiftools.gif

[strange hazel]

hey, do you guys think that when the devs were making music for Half sword.. Did they happen to use the Teenage Engineering EP–1320?

[oak olive]

idk ask @heady mulch

[pine edge]

Cool image of sensors:

[pine edge]

me when i have not watched a single family guy episode in my life but have seen over 50% of its gags

[rare stratus]

missing out

[heady mulch]

I know the machine but didn't bought it, yett

[lime harness]

when the game is so full of random stuff your crash reporter, also crashes

[slate summit]

Did someone just say g00n?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129905473521451118/1258342890745106432/87cb67bc8aa8818c.gif

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/myclient-gif-25406300

[keen cedar]

a

NO

wrong gif

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/black-teacher-gif-7181455317366062576

[untold wraith]

Moai would like this

[keen cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/868933408481493092/1151641009382506606/Carrot.gif

[plain scroll]

Moai would struggle to see this. His old age has brought on eye problems

[forest falcon]

deserved

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232734882346565727/1394370802878513203/ba.mp4?ex=6879dc41&is=68788ac1&hm=938e53b675a44aee40a11b0cd564bd2fab9384d8b91e281d43c6a3dd8bba62c3&

[earnest tapir]

guys i know u dont understand

but choose one

[silver violet]

how do u play with peasents while being higher rank?

[wintry ingot]

poland 🇵🇱

[twilit thunder]

Poland

[wintry ingot]

polska gurom

[earnest tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928371257085427722/1174292462760636477/FB_IMG_1679399309590.gif

[wintry ingot]

no gif perms :P

[mellow mist]

Jobs

[warped cairn]

👽

[indigo hare]

I like it

[indigo hare]

😡

Ageist

[plain scroll]

[unreal bay]

Rping a sick patient

[brittle arrow]

ohh are you into typology??

[forest falcon]

average medieval fantasy story be like:
Europe: Multiple generations of inbreed nobles killing each other over a piece of land.
China: Demons and dragons fighting demigods that fly on swords

<@&1080390104562016306>

[plain scroll]

thank you

[safe raft]

someone was hacked :( sadge

[brittle arrow]

civil disccusion about typology

[split mulch]

finally beated the game

[ruby bobcat]

how do i change from stabbing mode to slash mode

[untold wraith]

Look at this funny meme

I made it

[indigo hare]

I stole that from silly head fair and square

[untold wraith]

Then why am i the first person here to send it

[restive trench]

hello chat

[untold wraith]

Lunch break in 3 hours

[worldly vapor]

i pick lepkie rece

[grand bane]

I sentence you to doing lepkie rece non lethal

[worldly vapor]

ucking kangaroo court

@violet garden

i didnt think you were this kind of guy..

[restive trench]

gearman

[astral ether]

Hello everyone, how are we all doing?

[wanton portal]

DBZ is now on Netflix reaching till to the Cell Saga
Rare Netflix W

[drowsy finch]

Finally, I can watch dbz legally

[astral ether]

Glad you’re doing well

[astral ether]

Heya rali!

Lmao

[drowsy finch]

Hiiiiiiiiii :))

[astral ether]

How are things going with you lol

[eager badger]

Wordle 1489 6/6

⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[drowsy finch]

Labas?

[drowsy finch]

GOOD !!!!!

I’m gonna go to a the diner

[astral ether]

[drowsy finch]

Ahhh gotchas

[astral ether]

Man I haven’t been to a diner in a minute, get something yummy for me

Challah bread french toast absolutely fucks and I would honestly fight someone to the death for some

[drowsy finch]

I’ll get something EVIL yummy

[astral ether]

What makes it evil

[drowsy finch]

Trajick backstory 😟

[astral ether]

Alright that makes sense, carry on

[honest rain]

Then new update?

[drowsy finch]

The devs actually abandoned the game and it is no longer receiving updates :(

[drowsy finch]

Yippee !!!

I’m probably gonna get a pancake or somethinf

[honest rain]

THEN :((((?

[astral ether]

Pancakes are good

[honest rain]

THEN NEW UPDATE AAAAAAA

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[astral ether]

Never, no more updates ever

[honest rain]

What?

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[plain scroll]

Rali stop spreading misinfo . You too @astral ether

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-idk-really-gif-11611432075508357589

[plain scroll]

The next update is in Q4 of this year. Which is also when the game becomes paid

[astral ether]

Yoooooo new trench crusade lore just dropped

Fuck yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240326007240785921/1395406382521385080/Trench_Crusade_Ropecon_Hires.jpg?ex=687a54f6&is=68790376&hm=b56b0893cdcd14a35c719eaaaaa95570d7385e9356ec87fb0bb2e212079978b3& banger art too

[restive trench]

you silly blynai

[untold wraith]

Surprised half sword has gone this long without some sort of financial profit

[astral ether]

Honestly, kind of impressive

[plain scroll]

They have Game Seer backing them who have published other games

[muted hamlet]

They eat dead willies

[untold wraith]

Game seer is funding them you saying?

[plain scroll]

They are confident it will be a success so they are willing to put in the moneys

[untold wraith]

Let me buy in on half sword stocks

[plain scroll]

[astral ether]

Ngl, being called an ai yesterday actually kinda fucked with me, I’m still mad about that lmfao

[untold wraith]

Dead internet theory

[astral ether]

God forbid I be excited to talk to you fuckers and use an exclamation point

Or use a single comma

[astral ether]

Honestly, every fucking day it feels exponentially more plausible

[plain scroll]

Ive been called AI a few times when i put a little more effort into my messages

[untold wraith]

Never been called ai

Just that awesome

Those who don't know:

[astral ether]

I’m also just an English major; proper grammar is a force of habit at this point 😭

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-express-pineapple-express-gif-7402252

[untold wraith]

Im gonna download halfsword mods and destroy my pc in the process

Can't wait

[spark quartz]

hello mr moffia i'm going to dm you

[untold wraith]

Silly

Why i dming people

[astral ether]

Hello silly head!!!

[untold wraith]

Yesterday it was moai

Poor moai

And now my dear boy silly

[south swan]

He is not dear to you

[untold wraith]

Then why did i say dear

[south swan]

Read your name

[untold wraith]

I can't read

Or write

[drowsy finch]

Why :(

If lying is bad why is it so fun

[untold wraith]

Mantic is no fun

Dw

[plain scroll]

Because its against the rules and people are too gullible

[untold wraith]

Mantic

Nobody takes that rule seriously

Or i wouldn't be here anymore

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[plain scroll]

When its about Halfsword we do

[untold wraith]

Halfsword is free upon release

See

Its fun

Try ut

Indulge a lil

[plain scroll]

We dont want anymore misinfo campaigns like in the past

[drowsy finch]

I FIGHT FOR MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO LIE🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[south swan]

How's the wallpaper

It's a mountain

[drowsy finch]

I’ve said so many different things that all conflict with each other backk to backkkk </3

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/giancarlo-esposito-far-cry6-gif-23554341

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/alive-breakingbad-walterwhite-heisenberg-ididitforme-gif-4795085

[drowsy finch]

Krusty Krab is Unfair 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[plain scroll]

Wrong Franchise silly

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-3-payday-dallas-payday-black-ops-3-call-of-duty-gif-6452506533262543996

[spark quartz]

yeah he's british

hello my lithuanian comrade

[drowsy finch]

Why does the desert eagle have to be so impractical, it’s so so cool :(

[untold wraith]

If lying is a crime then what's a crime that lies? Lying

[spark quartz]

how goes life in lithuania

[untold wraith]

In my location im farting

[spark quartz]

i love rain

[untold wraith]

Aš bezdėjau ir tai dvokia

Weird translation

Not what i meant

[indigo hare]

English please

[untold wraith]

You sound just like ford

[indigo hare]

When the clouds what before the rain

[spark quartz]

ok easter here's some english since you so politely asked for it

[untold wraith]

That one bo2 mission:

I tried to say "i farted and it stinks"

Yeah

A lot of people in france are apparently Really bored

[worthy ginkgo]

chat died

[forest falcon]

ordered some RAM

[astral ether]

Ignoring the easy solution of just downloading more ram

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-oh-damn-oh-daymn-daym-damn-gif-2649905700736798302

rate my gaming set up

https://sun9-57.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/mgoavAgu0KANBWIdbXk5izBEnoLfrcUwi-Ng2tVbMlLmOEqLMDeiqWrzA0a2E6wyYi2acF1FyTaE7_ObzZB3HyAR.jpg?quality=95&as=32x5,48x8,72x12,108x17,160x26,240x38,360x58,480x77,540x87,640x103,720x115,855x137&from=bu&cs=855x0

this bad boy runs a whopping 8 gb ddr3 ram

[earnest tapir]

Nah fuck you mate

[grand bane]

Im not the one sentenced to do it

[earnest tapir]

This is hell

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1395426902352728094/9Ce4rfFtMB7MIWBP.mov?ex=687a6813&is=68791693&hm=8d54b2b12b746ec61ef23706a55a044fae9a1978512bb43c59fe2a113ed2b1fa&

[storm fern]

Lil thinker

[pure kindle]

cnc machining is boring as fuck

I just stand here watching numbers scroll down a dirty screen

idk how to interpret G code and shit what am I doing here

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-clone-trooper-chopper-i-always-knew-there-was-something-different-about-you-youre-different-gif-24265142

[modest nest]

how did i die here

?

im not even on brutal

that would be sick honestly

i think the pick would be hard to use in carnage tho

yea and pulling it out of peoples craniums

yea it would sort of be like a sicle

i cant spell

yea

thats neat

then like you could use the wood as a weapon?

and it has a few splinter patterns

wouldnt be to hard to moddel

and it could be a dagger up to a shortsword

cool

[drowsy finch]

Because of the sword!

[modest nest]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

looks great

and it would be neat that if you parry incorectly it could splinter into a projectile

that can do friendly fire and oposing damage

[eager badger]

Firearm

Single shot crossbow

That would actually be sick

Like a single shot crossbow and a dagger with the loadout if it fails

[worldly vapor]

@Half Sword Games

Please add plate maille from d&d

[graceful plaza]

who else keeps on crashing

[worldly vapor]

You need a good gpu to avoid crashing. like a gtx 570

[graceful plaza]

Yeah my pc is just standard tbf

[sonic magnet]

How can i get access the playtest? i have the demo

[worldly vapor]

STEAM

[worldly vapor]

wtf is this

[drowsy finch]

Real caving tragedy

[worldly vapor]

i didnt even realize it was meant to be 2d

I was trying to interpret it as a depiction of a 3d space

i forgot caving was a meme

bad meme

[zenith dirge]

saddam is at it again smh

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/society-abhijit-naskar-naskar-progress-injustice-gif-16539233

[untold wraith]

I have been blessed by a lunch break

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/naskar-abhijit-naskar-naskarism-mirable-society-gif-23447786

[astral ether]

who tf eats pizza crust first

I've never seen anybody do it that way

[untold wraith]

He at the corner of it

Ate

He got both pizza and crust

[astral ether]

yeah but he's starting at the crust!

[untold wraith]

2 for 1

[astral ether]

I have strong, negative feelings about this

[modest nest]

noice

i think that a ranged weapon would be neat

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-indeed-agree-gif-10704775973441200096

[drowsy finch]

With the way half sword currently is, I don’t see a need for ranged weapons

[modest nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hillywood-show-hobbit-approve-yes-agree-gif-10804255

[modest nest]

its not needed but it would be an interesting edition

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-hamster-gif-4508050

[drowsy finch]

Maybes in spoilance or something

[tranquil tapir]

Will full sword be releasing anytime soon

:(

[drowsy finch]

It’s cancelled :(

[lofty kindle]

Early Access is scheduled for a Q4 release.

[heady mulch]

Cowboy vibes?

[tranquil tapir]

Joyful days

[drowsy finch]

I’d ride to it !!

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-were-the-millers-you-guys-are-getting-paid-will-poulter-gif-15947352

[tranquil tapir]

Dusty road widda Chevy type shit

[tranquil tapir]

Must be a hydra, every beheading sprouts 2 more

[obsidian agate]

oml ranged weapons would be insane

[autumn laurel]

well now i cant

i'll try

nope i keep seeing greatswords

[tranquil tapir]

Cracking that over someone’s head would be kinda badass tho

Then stab w broken half

Especially against plate armor

Maybe spears if slashed with a polarm

Have they updated or nerfed it yet

I haven’t played in a long while

It was like a sticky pole of death whenever I encountered it lmao

I remember it being so intense it’d be basically a 1-2 hit to any armor level

[eager badger]

that looks pretty sick actually

[astral ether]

ngl, it could maybe be cool to add a vr mode to half sword

I know there's other vr medieval combat games, but I still think it'd be neat. Though I could see how it'd be hard to implement the minute changes of sword designs and weight, as well as armor and everything

[violet garden]

It’s the one word the Heavens grant me to say. Half Sword Discord thinks otherwise about me saying it.

[silver dirge]

hey guys

i just came back from a football academy i gave a trial in

the kids and coaches over there are soo good

way above me

i still gave in a good performance and scored the only goal

though it was lucky

that is true in context to the game, but coaches look above performances and into potential, like how technical you are on the ball, your vision, and your dribbling

Tommorow ill try to dribble and be more independent

hopefully it goes well

thanks

bluddys about to get curb stomped

[zenith dirge]

add some rust to the metal

[fossil nymph]

who read invincible comics?

[zenith dirge]

not on the tips though so it looks used

oh i see it now

peak modelling (i cant make shit so anything is peak)

im pretty sure willie has a tongue too

[south swan]

yo blaze

what are you doing?

no like what are you doing?

are you learning to model?

or are you making something?

cool cool i wont disturb ya then

thats nice to hear!

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[lofty kindle]

https://youtu.be/lDK9QqIzhwk?t=23

[stuck ibex]

When could halfsword be realesed? Like end of 2025 or in the next months?

[unkempt zodiac]

devs are aiming for october-december this year

[drowsy finch]

Why would he do this :(

[stuck ibex]

Oh cool! Maybe the early acces can be released a bit before?

[worldly vapor]

hes a kitchencel

[prisma aurora]

hope everyone is having agood day

[stuck ibex]

Thanks! I hope that so

[lofty kindle]

Early Access is planned for Q4 of this year. The last three months of the year.

[drowsy finch]

That owl needs to grow

[indigo hare]

Just shrink the dog

[raven ore]

shrink the dog

[stable basin]

why shrink the dog

[indigo hare]

Why not shrink the dog

[stable basin]

fair enough

hope you've all been doing well

[waxen zenith]

Eat the owl grow the dog

Why must he be stunted at the expectations of others?

[zenith dirge]

gabagool

[tranquil tapir]

Bababool

[south swan]

yo

[lime harness]

iunno how the people at once human made a game so shit it can't even reacquire 1 single file but they did XD

[mighty badger]

wym

lol got temp banned from the cyberpunk server

[lime harness]

lemme find a good image

[vernal crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-baka-leek-head-pat-akita-neru-gif-15228601

[mighty badger]

damn

[lime harness]

this is all I see when starting it up, eventually that goes away, and the menu starts, I can hear the music, but I do not see an icon in the taskbar, and I am not "in" the menu

I've validated the files 6 times now and 1 file always fails to validate, I've restarted my pc and tried it right off the bat, same thing, I guess ima throw this in the pile of more cheap shit XD

[mighty badger]

try searching online

somebody might have made it available in idk nexus]

[lime harness]

I tried

apparently I'm the only one who's had this issue before XD

over an hour of play time, none of that was in game x3

[mighty badger]

lmao

dont boot it up again so you can refund it

try making a post on reddit as a last resource

[lime harness]

thank god it was free thats what ima say

[mighty badger]

oh

[mighty badger]

idk, if it is a single file maybe somebody could send it as a megalink

[lime harness]

72GB game just for it not to work XD

I wish you could refund a f2p game and get paid for it, especially after this XD

[tawny bear]

i downloaded the game today . felt a mobile experience and deleted it

[astral ether]

did you try uninstalling and reinstalling

I know you said you verified files

[south swan]

yall

how to remove the hud?

[tawny bear]

the image wont even open for me what is this game lol

o nvm

[south swan]

nice chest

[lime harness]

it's a chinese company

I'd lose every time XD

plus why sue over simple shit like this

[tawny bear]

you find the images in your file explorer

[stuck ibex]

Ahh ok ok! Thanks!

[lime harness]

eh it was a free so who cares, it's just shit for me at least

[tawny bear]

its not worth it

bloated menus

plays like mobile

[south swan]

how

[tawny bear]

and the translation is not that good

[lime harness]

I could tell by the fact the single time I was in the menu I was flash banged by a menu in full chinese with no option to translate (thank god for google translator)

[lime harness]

verg source

[mighty badger]

now stand aside, worthy adversary!

[brazen swallow]

you just chopped off his willie

[tawny bear]

go to steam library. find half sword . right click . manage --> browse local files and then go to HalfswordUe folder and then screenshots

[mighty badger]

tis but a flesh wound

[tawny bear]

its too much to bother yourself with this kind of games . i gave it like 5 hours to try it out and it felt boring and the menus just nah

[mighty badger]

lmao

[lime harness]

yeh ima just head back to holdfast or somethin XD

[south swan]

he knows whats coming

[south swan]

just play warframe atp

[lime harness]

shit for a chinese game they got the what was it, ubisoft look?

"lets make our menus cover half their screen :D"

[tawny bear]

o no mr siren head is coming

the atomsphere of the game is none

[lime harness]

still pissed at pubg for removing 12 of the 16 artisan sets and giving us a fuckin school girl as a "sowwy"

mfr I wanted my wasted future jacket to complete the s.t.a.l.k.e.r set I had going

[tawny bear]

i was going to download warframe instead of once human but wanted to give it a try

[lime harness]

warframe can be pretty fun :>

[mighty badger]

this looks like a mobile game "screenshot"

[south swan]

and graindy

[mighty badger]

i liked warframe

[south swan]

grindy

very

[lime harness]

ye true, they made the grind a lil easier tho

[south swan]

i like rihno and wukong

wukong is really good

[tawny bear]

rn im downloading civ 6 from epic

[mighty badger]

you'd be surprised how resilient Willie is once the adrenaline kicks in!

[lime harness]

I had to grind for my necramech before the thing that made it 1000 times easier

never again..

[tawny bear]

warframe is good but yeah the waiting times for crafting is annoying

wait 3 days for somthing to finish

[tawny bear]

laughs on you i bought it with plat

with 50% discount or somthing

[dreamy ginkgo]

how do i access the old pictures

in half sword

playtest

[tawny bear]

go to steam library. find half sword . right click . manage --> browse local files and then go to HalfswordUe folder and then screenshots

[lime harness]

ima try to find an old image I took of my pubg character wearing the wasted future jacket

[mighty badger]

uhhhhh

[tawny bear]

soulframe is nice too

a refreshing change from warframe

[lime harness]

why I wanted the wasted future jacket :p

[tawny bear]

do pubg have the ai companions now?

[mighty badger]

yeah imma win abyss

[lime harness]

I don't think so

[tawny bear]

heard they plan to add nvidia ace's ai teammates

[lime harness]

and they removed that jacket (along with it's set which didn't look the best)

along with 11 others, and what did they replace it with, this

[mighty badger]

first boss off the list

holy shit

i got clipped

[south swan]

how tf do you mangange to do overheads?

[mighty badger]

not without one last taunt though

[tawny bear]

okay that scared tf out of me .i had this video slowly loading and keep hearing random sounds every min or so and i was like where this voice is coming from

[mighty badger]

the spinny spinny?

[mighty badger]

LMFAOOO

[tawny bear]

i will try pubg once they add the ai teammates cause im

[mighty badger]

halfmoon movement upwards and click x

what in the escape tarkov is this

[tawny bear]

cant we have open world half sword so i can roam around being a bandit looting villages ?

oh yes that

or drunk fighting

kingdom come deliverance with half sword physics

[untold wraith]

Fr

[indigo hare]

well thank god that bottom right one is censored or i might have had a heart attack

[tawdry raft]

Or just like a gmod kinda thing where we can make our own scenes

[tawny bear]

would play arena breakout instead

[shadow light]

imagine one day, half sword multiplayer

[worthy grotto]

how do edit a steam clip so it has no audio

[storm fern]

Lil thinker