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I actually have that reaction as I’m apart of the tf2 community
enemy willie was possesed mid battle
Anybody else get red ring of death on their PC?
idk if a pc should even get rod
i have only seen that on consoles and stuff
It does. Fortunately.
I just spent the last half hour trying to replace some fans.
daajldwda
LED button?
he is tupid
dont mind him
please say what component is that
would make it easier
Wym gng?
if you know the model search the model name and "red light beeping"
That button does not exist on my PC
what part is that that is making the red light
I was playing farcry 5 max graphics and all of a sudden my PC turned into a space heater and started flashing
Yeh I don’t have that
that mf looking like he overheated then
idk
i cant say much about it since i have no idea what that thing is
but my guess
it probably overheated
let it turned off for a while then try to turn it on again
I think I need to go back to my old GPU ;-; the 3080 might be putting out way too much heat
what are your specs
it might be straining the remaining of your setup or vice versa
more specifically
the setup might be bottlenecking the 3080
but idk if it does stuff like that when it bottlenecked
theyre doing what to nvidia?
uhhh
well, since the dying computer fella didnt decide to answer any of my questions this is the end of my support to the situation
i am now back to whimsical mode
Mods will you show this man that he has NO free will please show him the rehabilitation program in time he will learn his only purpose in society is to entertain and nothing else
My bad. I was monitoring my sheeiit. I switched out my wobbly fan for a better one from my old build
flying willie is real
ok
. .- - ..- .... -... ..- - -```
Welp back to beating the shit out of john seed!
the jax pfp makes this appear a bit ironic
I see your point
Not sure how you found this picture of me…
i do not
Rigby is the goat
no he's the cat
Geeetings chat ☝️🤓
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2025-07-12 00:41:06
GRAPPLING CLASS TOMMORROH!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehe
THE COCAINE BEAR
you truly did bless me with that banger
swords
are they in half, like half swords?
or entire swords like full swords?
that joke wasn't funny btw
THE MAGE OF VIDEOGAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bro doesn't know
or bro does know and their ragebaiting
grappling is actually kind of a big in thing in historical combat
it's not the rule but
yes
or really anybody
even more for knights lol
yeah so you can get closer to the gaps
only gladio mori players have a violent reaction towards this image
if you can twist a man's arm then you've got high access to his weak points
grappling is good too because you could get knocked down
sah dudes
and if i got knocked down my number one priority is to knock down that other mf
you dont grapple to lift someone over ur head its just to tackle them
in fact with heavier armor im pretty sure they get knocked down easier
by the way irl every single knight vs knight fight devolves to rolling on the ground with daggers
@wild iron bad example because i had literally 0 grappling knowledge but here's me getting pwned
not all the time
not every single fight
a good chunk of the time
i doubt the blunt end of a fully swung polearm didn't do anything
im sure plenty of the spring chickens lost to polearms in such a way yeah
of course with polearms its not as likely
longswords weren't even like, the main weapon
most mfers throughout the entirety of history liked long things lol
spears, polearms, pikes
i know that
start kicking the air
ultimate defense
by the way quick question
it cannot possibly be that good
Nah man trust
aks
It’s that good
at a point some weapons classified as halberds look exactly the same as a poleaxe but longer
like literally the exact same
and poleaxes can have a spike on the back
nah they're different
poleaxes are shorter
halberds also have angled blades
halberds are long asf
yeah i get that
some halberds
like the damaging part
is shaped like exactly that of a poleaxe
and the other thing differentiating it
is its length
beating shits out of this idiot
no
the main difference is languets or sockets
does anything like the barons poleaxe exist
halberds are sockets, poleaxes are languets
that thing is comically large
the mounting that is
languets
the baron's polearm is a freak of nature
the baron is a freak of nature
Ok thanks
the two rectangles on either end of the axe that are riveted to the shaft
My polearm is a freak of nature 😏
will you shut tf up
I showed you my poleaxe please respond
although earlier on when it's just some piece on a stick it's kind of in an in between stage
DANG BRO MY BAD 😰
that's right, good boy
but generally when they're both developed that's the main pragmatic difference
i got a bit mad
(i'm kidding btw hamster)
brother your "polearm" is a dagger
saxophone you're literally a quadriplegic
see you even agree with me
does rdr2 have story dlc?
Yung dagger dih
oh you sweet summer child
no
rockstar drops a game and never touches the campaign again
whats next, will you ask if red dead online is as updated as gta online?
we are in a drought
they abandoned us
GTA IV would beg to differ
abandone it
and tf you mean im a quadricycle
i can only hear this with a thick german accent
rockstar is basically as bad as EA but gets away with it because their games are usually pretty good
but in practice they're greedy and scummy asf
OKAY CALM TF DOWN
calm down mister
gta online is greedy and scummy yes
but that is one game
and rdo too
those are two games
they just shouldnt make online
but it generates more interaction
so they will
but EA is the company making the same game for the past ten years
the joke gets better every time
where you living, mars?
@karmic nexus i ordered my swordshop armor 
Idk what your talking about
bros still alive
daily average, 40 hours
KINOOOOO
i take it’s all out of stock?
havent checked
i just got paid and am honestly considering…
i was looking at their facebook every day for three months waiting for that stuff to release i dont want to go back
communism killed me
in RDR2 can you point your gun at friends and shoot them like in gta 4?
c.ai is a drug
@karmic nexus you shuld get der kettle if you order any of it
try it out
I dont have rdr2
FUCK
game does that for you
can you do it in rdr?
is this clayface
does this shit go hard
you can see and hear other people doing it
Willie,,
so you wanna be, like willie says, a cuckold, go ahead
Wdmjg💔
english only.
Uhhh this has to be against server rules
jesus fucking christ
It scare me
not for him it aint
how tf is bro still alive
mods opress us here
chat it's a spongebob plushie why you lilylivers weeping
idk
Only this kind of gore is allowed
lets do that with a person
sungob
a spongebob plushie is too far but a visible cranium in a corpse is ok
yeah right
bro is still alive
is he speaking ill of your abuelita
yes
Hi
kill the bastard
hello fellow manicomium resider
What
how
Y'all see Lone pressure that kid into jumping into the crowd resulting in cracked ribs
spinning him at lightspeed
brethren why can you send them to the fifth dimension
how
Multiplayer when?
read faq goober
prob never
:D
i hope this game has no multiplayer just in spite of who wants it
NEVER ITS NEVER ITS NOT HAPPENING ALL BECAUSE OF YOU GOD DAMNIT YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
Good. I hope it makes you spiral into a blind rage.
Hideo kojima really does love norman reedus more than his own wife, huh lmao
is bro ok
How are y'all keeping em alive like that
I like how we have a channel for posting images of the game that people completely neglect
Fr
he made it necessary for you to see his bare ass everytime you take a shower
kojima really has something for silent strong men
hell be fine
No he loves feet above anything else
Mob
yeah, hell will be fine for him
its photophogray
Im guessing abyss willie's can regenerate like menu willie
I love how we have #halfsword-chat-⚔ for posting images of the game that people completely neglect
ts game so magnificent
"ts"
this will be GTA 5 in 2019
True…
Oh no
HELPT ITS MOLESTING ME
DONT SAY THAT!!!
what game is this
got his bitchass
break his ankles
sowwy~
i was thinking the burgonet to pair with the armor
cortex command
he'll be js fine
but it dont fitttt
js
get ts guy out of here
ohh its 30 bucks here
might get it december
rn i am saving for a few games as is
What games?
the corpses had been eroded by gunfire into a straight line
die
helldivers 2 on release for xbox, jurassic world evolution 3 also on day 1 xbox, and halfsword, the remaining money will be kept away for gta vi
jesus christ
i am loving it
Idk why but this makes me think of quasimorph a bit. Turn based extraction game, but there’s a mechanic where if enough enemies are killed on the same tile, it will actually create a mound of bodies as a physical obstacle
Mobrack we don't need a update every 5 seconds
did you see my full clip and how the armor actually functions and gets blown away
That’s fair
What upcoming games do I even have on my wishlist, actually
i saw a part of it
If you got a bunch you should definitely go to #halfsword-chat-⚔ or #photography📷
Yeah
Watch full clip. Now
WArning OEN: SPAM!
BUT THE HELMET
Dickhead
I know I’m really looking forward to Cronos: The New Dawn to come out
@mighty badger this was the main thing i wanted to highlight
your faction equipment actually takes damage, outer layers get peeled away, your sprite shows visible gashes, armor soaks up the first hits, etc
U boutta catch that warning check yourself
interesting
What y'all talking about
magnificent
it's fun when you get a killstreak going and your character's armor has lost all color and he's lost his helmet just dual wielding a chainsaw and an smg until you either bleed out or get detonated
A true warrior’s death
Or u reach bro a lesson
your soldiers will either be the most enduring superhumans of all time or a dropship will get shot and pitch over onto 7 of them and crush them to death immediately
Is nice either way
the former
hwo isaos mob
Shoulda done the ladder
who is mob
arack
Made a bad joke and proceeded to tell you to stfu
b
Obamna…
That's just me though
i see
still alive n kicking
public execution

See i’ve accepted I’m only funny unintentionally, and that just carries me enough
aint nobody give a damb
take it to half sord chat where everyone given't a damb together
screenshot purgatory
where's stizz
I don’t think stizz is an improvement here lmao
stizz is the only person i have ever seen moffia openly dislike
Damn
i love throwing my willie around
It’s true
Bro doesn't listen
ooo a hard landing
Can we have him sit in the timeout corner for like 5 minutes
debating it
fart
im posting art
it's annoying and filling up the chat with meaninglessness
its the text
its the pics
oh its also the pics
wer do i post
they're big and mean nothing
hm?
#halfsword-chat-⚔ where everyone is doing that consecutively
cz theres no fucking channel other than #photography📷
Bait used to be believable
WE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU BUD
are you going to get the medieval armor or the renaissance armor
i got dunlap disease reading that
WE LITERALLY POINTED YOU THERE MULTIPLE TIMES
ok thx yall
How the fuck are you alive, man
oh if it was lenny here
i thought you meant you were going to get the 15thc italian breastplate and spaulders with a burgonet
i js saw an insane picture in there 💀
can i stay here with you guys, yalls are sane 😭
GOLLY
And I thought my illiteracy was egregious, geez
if you dont spam the bam
Sam letting him off easy for some reason
I ain't complaining
Sam knows all
I meant more as in “how do you function in life” but I suppose that is a good answer lmao
ill throw a sponge into willos head and make it kabloof
ahhh
i see i see
Samantha
then yes get the burgonet
I mean what good would muting him do 🥀
that's my m.o
i dont like muddling a record when it can be solved with a bit of teeth gritting and talking
I can respect that
i did not have that luck last month lol
youre ok mr sam
as always my favorite mod
lmao
Also about earlier, with calling game screenshots art, I feel like that’s grounds to spark a dada ass discussion about what is and isn’t art lmao
Don't spend it all in one place 🥰 😘💕😄
"LENNY! Oh, not again..."
Holy shit 😭my boy did not deserve that stray 🙏
Knee slapper
schmungus
this is not okay
burning bud
Schmungus
LENNNAYYYYYY
The creature emerges
Schmungus
👽👻
IT IS OKAY ACTUALLY
Face my wraiths. 👻👻👻👻
THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS
Is this dan hetschel
didn't even try to hide it
no
No lol
they should collab
Bro's got the protein
least dry popeye's biscuit
The saga
No wayy
Greatest jif of all time
jiffy peanut butter
oh i used that strategy too, but people find it too convenient after a while
Huh
Killing people?
Me too me too
SAMUEL
hi shizton
Have you listened to the new Hell album https://open.spotify.com/album/2Uu0Exwd4k4hg9dZnWI5JP?si=Uvq7X0YYSB2xQ9ycJZODzQ
i listened to most of it as singles before it released
really enjoyed what i heard thus far
tuff cheese
mr mafia i need a piece of advice for a quote
i made a quote for a book of knowledge in my rpg but idk if it makes sense or not
the immortals win the wars whereas the ones who stood by them lubricate the gears of progress with their blood
does that sound okay
Makes sense to me
but does it sound acceptable
Only thing I’d change is take out ‘their’
oh i see how that could work
Just sounds better imo
yeah more poetic
Yeah lol
i would also remove whereas and replace it with a period
i shall name a king of a random ass small kingdom Sir Moffia Mafia Mothia
Nah you don’t gotta do that lmao
And also this is a good suggestion
idk i want it to be one long sentence
like blood meridian
If you think it’s better this way, then go for it
i will think about it, right now i have a satanic monster to release in my house
be back soon
I know you said you’re making an rpg, but is it also like a whole world building project or smaller lol
how do you mean?
if im making complex trades, government, stuff like that?
Like creating a setting from scratch
Very cool
want me to give you an idea of the story?
If you want to, entirely up to you
Can do it in dms if you want so it’s easier to keep track of too lol
There’s a world building project idea I’ve had for a while but haven’t done anything with really
i'll send the basic of basics here because i want sam to give his opinion too
i can help
Fair enough
having writer's block rn
All good lol
if it was written like mccarthy it would probably be cryptic and up to interpretation like
The immortals won the wars and those who stood with them oiled gears with the ichor. Glanton spat.
And if I pick it up again I’ll let you know lol
basically, right now there are three continents: Gersvania (where it starts), Borusk (Chapter 2), and Terminus (Chapter 3), and the story starts during a buildup of an all out war in Gersvania
the player's group is a monster hunting team, composed of rejects of the many kingdoms from the continent
they get temporary protection and money for ridding certain regions of dangerous monsters, bandits and alike
since the player character cant just be a random ass delinquent i tied his proeficiency to an ancient warrior from the kingdom he was born in
so if he is a warrior, the ancient warrior will be melee, if he is a mage, the ancient warrior will be ranged with spells, etc
and the stealth of the party is directly tied to the ancient warrior's nemesis, wich means they are bound to clash and while they are NOT clashing the world starts falling off its axis
It’s your story, so it’s ultimately up to you, but it can be fun to have a reluctant hero or someone kind of thrusted into a role
People love underdog stories
i am working on exactly that
a sort of failed robin hood pirate that will be forced to enter the party after his crew is wiped out
That’s fun lol
yeah, i got writer's block right when i was writing him
it has been what,a few months
i will read the full script again to get inspiration
No harm in pivoting on different things as your attention or interest shifts
ik its just that i cant write at all yk
i am motivated to but i am not able to
i'll go free my dog now, brb
i’ve wanted to write a fantasy story in a universe where neanderthals “co”existed with humans taking place in the 15th century
Wonder if it could be considered alternate history more than anything lol
with some accelerated technology like breechloading rifles and camouflage juxtaposed with suits of armor and big barbaric proto humans
definitely
it’s earth but with different technological and evolutionary paces
pvp when?
The idea I’vehad was like a wild west thing with advanced technology. Now, I get that’s been done time and time again, so I’d say where it stands out (if at all) is the aesthetic
Also this sounds awesome lol
i couldn’t sleep because my mind was filled with prose of italians in full plate armor firing renaissance snipers with helmets muddied and thatched with grass
Hope everyone's staying cool!
Summer heat is in full affect.
That genuinely paints a very neat mental image, I absolutely fuck with that haha
Basic idea I’ve had is that this mining company happens across the ruins of some long forgotten civilization, advanced to a degree we can’t even begin to make heads or tails of it. They do, however, realize that this shit still works. They pretty much immediately clamp down on this, take control of the site for themselves, and through the very sophisticated method of fuck around and find out, are able to figure out what some stuff does
This is the wild west though. There’s no fucking way they have the means to replicate anything from these sites
Nor are they able to really integrate anything with finesse
So I like to think they’d improve upon things by more or less just kinda jamming it in there or making it work lol
They just care that it works, not that it’s practical or wieldy
For example, you could have a lever action with the barrel taken out, and the batteries and magnet coils of a gauss rifle just slapped on in its place
The magazine isn’t even modified to take the new, smaller rounds, you just gotta say to yourself “I’m not going to load this with conventional ammo”
Nothing is stopping you otherwise lmao
I pulled the short stick in sharing ideas about personal world building projects
Also that was just 7 posts, you must write some real short essays lol
why would frankle do this...
bub-fu master?
No witchcraft
williecraft akshoeally ☝️ 🤓
Mb :(
Gay coding but not cod
chatgpt is stupid
what are these weird letters next to your gender
what does dat even mean
haha so funny I’m laughing
It's the pronunciation of the Σ letter
i know that
It's not a joke it's actually just Σ
i hate this
Does anyone else take pictures of their drawings and crank up the settings to idiotic levels
cool art
i mad this
Thanks vro
Is it a 3d render
why
is it because yo are professional hater
and a sandwich enthusiast
yes
if i hate something
i will say so
spore
That's unfortunate
i love this
thats so fire it looks like this https://youtu.be/l79lFJofQZg
I don't know how to animate and edit, but I was too inspired by the game. And yes, I love effects :D
support me: https://boosty.to/boalizard
Programs:
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Photoshop CC 2019
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why frreend rquest
Summation
i dont like math
Addition
He asked for the meaning not the name
What
Aw hell naw they put me into brainrot museum
Haha
Yes the symbol means summation
No
It means patrick bateman
that aint no rainbow dash or applejack
that aint a mlp
Yes
Woah
Alien fruit
i wonder what it taste lik
Giant kiwi
hi
Why do you say hi can't you talk about something interesting like how sexually provoking willie's nape is
"Hi" on a discord server
why are you like this
Ts pmo cl
I think you are trying too hard to be funny and just saying weird things instead
French
No I'm just saying random stuff because I have nothing better to do
2016
They should make a mobile port of half sword
Half sword would be a fire mobile game
catfish
I wonder if they're going to optimize the physics or am I just supposed to get a new cpu
would totally work
Why are we acting like half sword controls are too complicated to be in a mobile game
Or are you saying that because of how unoptimized the game is rn
They are ig
Mostly both
Usually people play with 2 fingers
But half sword isn't feasible until 4
That two barely
I thought I was going to get called a dumbass mb gang
gavin is a GORE FREAK </3
One joystick for movement, one for swinging
Then buttons for hand swapping, grabbing and kicking
hi ms riali
A powerful punch
I hope they intend on fixing the sharpness in the game
The enemies rest their blade on my leg and it disintegrates
turn gore down
To how much? I usually play grotesque
This is literally why your sharpness is so high
play gruesome, and if that's too much still, just slide the slider down some more
A gore slider shouldn’t effect the sharpness your blade 😭
Gore is tied to severing limbs and whatnot
Which would be damage to npc? Rather than gore?
Ts pmo :c
high gore low damage makes it so you chop off limbs easily, but they don't die from it
as easily
That doesn’t make sense 😭
I feel like the higher damage you have on the higher chances of cutting you should have
I’ll make sum tweaks and see how it plays
I think the same bro
Yeah
I want to be able to dismember people without getting sliced TOP TO BOTTOM in half with a fucking gardening hoe
That shit doesn’t make sense
Someone gets it
man, drawing fan art for another artist is both exciting and nerve wracking
paint the entire collection of graham turner
a dull and rusty one too it looks like
Yeah, right
Used to not be like that
Things I shouldnt make fun of but
wow
no
um
Do I buy gloves
hello adult woman
Or not
i just woke up wrf is this
yes
Sigh. Took too long I am now on the train matey
Oh
@lofty kindle how real will the new gore look
or would it be like illegal to make it look too real
just curoius
i turn on my PC and the first fact i get hit with is this
(the one directly in the middle)
henlo!
those in the know...
tf is this channel 💀
What's there to fix?
Sometimes when running my character just holding the pitchfork in the air behind him and won’t let me swing It
I cant watch jurassic world rebirth it isn't on prime video
Whats a good movie i can watch
The Human Centipede
No a good one that i can watch normally
Not horror
It was sarcastic
Is the last venom movie good?
One way to find out
Few minutes in, the film is trash
Should have expected it from marvel
All these superhero companies fell off
Disney aswell
it made me recoil in fear
also ive been trying to understand the rules of mahjong for like 9 HOURS
im going to jump off a bridge why is this shit so complicated
i used to be really good at that game and then i never played it again then i tried again and couldnt understand fucking anything
yo im having a problem with the ultimate challenge
everytime i kill an enemy their bodys have a mental break down and after killing a few waves i get a fatal error message and the game crashes everythime
is there a way to fix it
Remove gore and use low graphics
And if that isn't enough, use slowmotion a lot because it also helps you win
Geuss who is back
michael jackson?
Your mammy bitch
ah ty good sir
rawr
beep
Why do you have a picture of the guy from The Walking Dead with Spike from brawl stars next to him
Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoF_s5Sj_SU this goes hard
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:(
hm?
wow
e
Was that a toy willie
pull that shit again im calling mods
it was not
it WAS
it was not
it was low quality 💔
i would believe myself
im concerned for you shovel
dont
Is this the original show? I want to continue it but I dont remember the "fear" part in the name
If you automatically saw one then you're probably not very straight

what makes you think that
Which is not bad
facial recognition
But just saying
Instant willie recognition
the shape is very obvious
i thought it was a sink until now
@solid basin
i found it 5 months ago btw
Not really because it was black and low quality
if its black shape is the first thing you look at
But the low quality makes the shape hard to differentiate
no
dude
I THOUGHT IT WAS A SINK BECAUSE THE CAT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO WBE TORTURED WITH WATER
@nocturne plank fear the walking dead is diffrent watch “the walking dead”
STOP THIS DEBATE ABOUT A WILL-
Damn they dont have that on prime video
Yeah plus many daily life things are shaped as willies
Should i try to find a streaming website
🌱
hot take
It’s Netflix exclusive
I was on episode 1 of season 4 i think
Actually I made that up
Nah but I was watching it on a website
ok
:(
Yeah ik which one ur talking abt the owner got sued and arrested the website got shut down
Also I dont have netflix anymore
">:(" >:)
Whattttt
Was it last month?
And then they teabag you

Its ai generated
he look like the shadow guys from the lorrd of the rings
i figured
the sauron servants
what re they called
i forgot
last time i watched ltr was 5 years ago
the nazgul
Do you all like slowed down songs
sure
Used to
Tung tung sahur vs ta ta ta sahur who would win
Im pretty sure ta ta ta sahur came out on 2025
The trend is not funny anymore, it was good a few months ago
I'm asking who would win
Ta ta ta sahur has hot high pressure steam
And probably boiling water
And tung tung sahur has a bat
CAN U BUY THE GAME OR WHAT
crazy
bro turned into kanye
THIS GUY IS EATING MY HALBERD HELP PLEASE
HE[S NOT LETTING GO
I TRIED FOR 2 MINUTES NOW
LEAVE MY HALBERD ALONE-
FINALLY
Kanye isn't even fat 😭
Halfsword multiplayer gonn be so good
his face
look at his face dummy
Idk, still doesn't look like kanye
what.
Am i tripping
Nicokado avocado is skinny now
yeah
he looks like steve harvey mixed with kanye
or like
steve harvey with the kanye facial hair
hi caht
Did someone say catfish
Does anyone here know this guy? He's my favourite boxer
no
he's just aura farming
mustard
True
muhammad ali cant aura farm like him
he fights like willy from half sword
oh wait is that background music arabic?
No
exactly
see
exactly
he looks like that
but
steve harvey top of the head
I have an idea for half sword



