#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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No 😁
I didn’t say anything 😡😡😡😡
wtf
get a room you two
Hell no
death by decompression
Is he okay
am i allowed to use the book of five rings for half sword
No daddy
y
is dead "ok" state to you
if so
then yeah
better than ever
how u make him fly
o
I suppose mainly the abyss, and it was updated to include the gauntlet mode. The demo was also given updated physics from the playtest
oh ok
@wheat brook check this out
Holy fuck bro
true
does anyone play turtle wow
what is turtle wow
it's a tank in world of warcraft
Shut the fuck up
Don’t remind me of that
This is what he’s talking abt
i just stopped playing
i sensed the hate flowing into me so i had to step away 
i love filth 🔥
You’re supposed to embrace the hate
Me approximately 7 minutes into playing one premier:
Anakin Skywalker in the Clone Wars show series
I enjoy filth 🩷
(I have never watched it)
Who enjoys filth?🩷
from ultrakill?
ive seen a few episodes on CN when i was younger but not enough to actually absorb any information
pretty cool I guess
Why is everything from a game
What the fuck bro
Who names a character filth bro
hop on cs source you coward
you mean.... the game?
hirohito or whatever his name is
like the game you just lost
the emperor of japan?
I’m tired of everything being from a game
no the guy who made megamurder
Why can’t mustard be in a game😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😆
onehanded cook probably
i know who hirohito is
i dont
crazy
yeah u know aaaalllllllllll about him huh
i knew he was pretty short
this reminds me of SOMETHING but i cant place it
We kill this thing don’t we
PACMAN
Do we kill it??
yes
yes you kill it
What the fuck that’s not pac man bro😭
replaying ready or not, the lighting on the second mission is absolute ASS
its like the hp lovecraft version of pacman
true
The second mission in general is ass
wtf?? Is it stupid??😂
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
I HATE THAT MISSION
What is this
WHY ARE THE SHADOWS LITTLE TINY SQUARES
Is this uhhhhh what is it called
this one and uhhhh the school one
cavemen pondering what a shadow is:
WHAT THE FUCK
Alr this was kinda funny 😭
Why were cavemen stupid as hell
they literally couldve just googled it
we wouldve had math so much earlier if one of them used a calc smh my head 
Dude you fucked up your lighting what the hell
Woah.. did you just shorten calculator??
Badass
I need a calc..😎
I’m using this next semester
Ayo teach, bring me that calc rq😎
its only this mission too, all the other ones look fine
in the math leson straight up "calcing it" and by "it", well lets just say... my nmubers
Hey guys
Hell yeah it’s time for half sword
Hi Ohio ahh blud😆😆
My profile pic is peak
What the fuck
?
Okay man it’s your opinion
No that really pissed me off and now I have to go take my deep breaths
Just joshing!😊😊
It is and you know it
My glorious ragebaiter king in a maid outfit?
true
Hell yeah
See this guy gets it
What bro??
Bro you’re gonna piss me off..😡😡😡
You don’t wanna see me angry bro😡
Basically the character Jax is a textbook narcissist but he’s also a ragebaiter
Oh no I’m so scared
tadc is ass, please grow up for gods sake 😭 🙏 🦶
FUCK
I’m 14
Also it’s not ass it’s just your opinion on it
It’s a good story
What’s a good story??
no it aint
Tadc
Is it that viziepop bullshit??🤣🤣
its BOOTYCHEEKS
???? no
Have you watched it?
it's a sitcom 😡
unfortunatly, yes
Is it fucking that fucking vivziefuckingpopfucking bullshit
i lost a bet
mfw tadc is the same as hh
https://www.tiktok.com/@conservativepc/video/7520047625870036238 this is maybe the funniest thing ive seen all week thank you canada
158.1K likes, 1656 comments. “Canadian Senator passes out while giving a speech in the Senate |”
its like not even funny..
Don’t fucking talk to fucking me like fucking that
its....slop..
Half Hord.....
What the fuck is fucking up with you fucking guys🤣😆
That’s subjective
gah......
What the heck.... .. . . .. ... .. . . . _ _ _ . . .
I think it’s great because it shows struggles between characters when there trapped in that world
It goes deeper
Than you think
its kiddleslop and you know it
actually thin ice though, id advise you guys not to abbreviate things to HH 💀
yk what else goes deeper...
hamburger helper
It’s propaganda to be yes
to what
That means something ???
By no means it’s the best thing I’ve watched but I still like it
i meant it as in hazbin hotel
tf is lenny on about..
I figured
certian salutations to a certian dictator that we will not speak of
unfortunately yes
oh my god
its the same thing as the do not abbreviate cyberpunk thing
mb gang
cant even talk about Civil Protection from hl2
Haaaaank!!! dont abbreviate shit that doesn't need to be abbreviated!!!
You'll eventually run into a double meaning!!
Haaaaaaankk!!!!!
its all good you didnt know, just someone might see it out of context and be not too happy about it yk? 💀
Madness combat sex
Nah chill bro
🔥 human meat canal
Fucking fuck this fucking guy
I made these today btw
@drowsy finch
Yes
Why the hell would you make this
how much did you snore
You gon kill people??
i fell into quicksand and lost my dads favourite knife hunting for these
Huh??
meow meow meow
I’m gonna hide them around parks and see if people find them thinking it’s a real arrowhead (joke)
That’s silly 🤪
I just think making shit out of rocks is fun
make an axe
Make some toys
make a pickaxe
go into cave
mine
build a house
grow a tree inside house
make another pickaxe
repeat
You heard me?
I’ve made one like this before but it’s outside and I’d have to find it
could i perhaps use these mined materials to make something? craft, if you will
oh god i think i just launched the nuke of that joke
max luck builds are fun :3 (getting an AMR at level 7)
make one like this
pls no
“Celt tools” as they are called are not made by hitting a stone with something, they are made by grinding a stone
BIG IRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BIG IRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Just gimmie a few thousand years
I LOVE FNV
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
in the psychopomb straight up hallucunating it rn and by it heh lets jusr say my queen of venus
i think we know bros special interest
?
make one like this
broo why cant i play the game 😭
it wont let me get past the choose level of displayed violence
I could watch a day long tedtalk on why its the best game soundtrack of all time
I said gimmie a few thousand years
make a pickaxe
Cultivate your mind and come back when your power level is increased
make one like this
Waffle
air row...
random ass question but no
hut building
no fun
idk wtf this is
red guy smoking?
cool bro, thats so interesting

i hate that stupid thing
I hope it dies man
What is this bro
true
why are you asking me ask shovel
i wanna shoot it through the sternum with a slingshot and a sharpened steel disc
Why is it even doing that bs
and than pee on it
now THIS is how you fist a willie
Tannerite and ball bearing garden gnome 🥀
Fuck your little dog thing I hate it
Holy shit what did you do🤣🤣🤣
you kids these days dont even know what a ragebait is
i want to see it become a cheap TEMU coat
shut up oldman
**I removed willie's willie. **
back in my day ragebait was shooting someone in the face and waiting for them to react
ong bro...
back in the good old days
BOOMAH
Yo😭😭
oh so youre one of those skeebeedee gen alpha babies huh?
between
while you were in the womb i was dying from thyroid cancer lil bro
me was on a 25 win streak and then game crashed ; ;
NO YOU CANT DO THAT
behold
Is that von😂
you guys are lucky i got mod
discordia is now under control
Save me
wrong gif
What the hell
who else bowl cut they michael scott
this HAS to be ragebait
theres actually no way youre a cat
face reveal rn
this
i almost feel bad
it always unsettles me when you kill someone so quickly they dont even make a sound
i think i turned the entire area around the impact zone into mush
"STOP RESISTING!"
ragebaiting is such a terrible term compared to the objectively better “trolling”
Did you get him??
i prefer Spite casting to Rage Baiting
i think so
would work if it wasnt a gif
actually no it would have it on the right side
no pc
did you increase the damage to the bots or did he die immediately because you hit him in the neck?
does anyone have a save file where i can get my baron back
i accidentally went to abyss and backed out and everything went away
the damage is fine, i have half sword enhancer and EVERY. SINGLE. strength enhancer at the MAXIMUM.
even if i put their damage to bots to 0 it'd still be like hitting them with a semi
l
Rippppp
No man, it’s gone, you just gotta be locked and fight your way up there again :D
i was "locked"
not my fault a game bug happened
i just got a game trainer anyway so my problems handled
eating my first sandwich in a long time
turkey, monterey jack, all-dressed lays chips
You can stab a Willie three times
And only three times
The game doesn't allow you to pierce another weapon into Willie
why is willie bald
Hair wasn't invented yet
Hair was invented in 1683 by John Hair to sell more scissors
ok
If you had your own Willie what would you do with him
This is actually false, hair was invented in 1647 by Herr Due to keep warm in the winter, John Hair stole his invention and modified it to use for exploiting people to sell scissors
Beat my willy
I eated it
FUCK YOU
I WILL CUT YOU ALIVE
TO GET THAT ANIME OUT
I NEED IT
THERES NO GOOD ANIME IN THIS ECONOMY NO MORE
NO
Thanks
I'll probably eat it
I've been cursed to wander this earth suffering
With an eternal hunger that can never be sated
Bro reallll, most of em are just school romances, and some are actually rlly fucking goof, but gimme new OPM, JJK seasons man 😭
Imma also hit my head so I forget what happens in AOT so i can rewatch
made a new account to start fresh with a friend new to the game
I look, so fucking homeless
dont do that
it hort
Poked with the metal rod for his crimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywRjNW3OpMI why did he do this
This channel has been hacked by Video essay content farm incorporated of america. subscribe for more!
stewie voice by @potentfrog
guys have you seen the photos from the steam page? are we really getting that stuff?
Probably
HALF OF MY PLANNED ANIMES ARE SLICE OF LIFE ANS ANOTHER HALF IS NOT COMING OUT ANY TIME SOON
RAHHH
fuck do i watch man
might as well do sao
what is faster dodging
When you hold shift and tap a movement key you do a small dash, this is quicker.
So you can evade quicker
thanks
i wish i could do this but with jojos
?
@dense sun
its so over ;-;
😁
i remember this, i was the camera
RATS RATS WERE THE RATS
go visit SpongeBob on the ocean floor for me please
with all do respect of course (very little of it)
how do ukick in this game? what is the keybind
and how the hel im i suppose to fight a fully geared peasant champion with nothing on hand and ground and he has a 2 handed axe? i saw some videos on youtube they had some weapons provided on ground and that isnt my case
space
theres a guaranteed knife on the ground, wdym?
in the middle of the arena
even if the game bugs out you can wrestle him to death with fists
i've done it before
how do you do that without his scythe puncturing into my legs and cutting it
this one doesnt exist for me ive looked every corner
OH RIGHT PEASANT NOT BEGGAR
dont you have your own gear?
your supposed to have gear at peasant rank
hollup... did you remember to SWITCH your character to peasant rank and get gear.. @pseudo harbor
absolutely naked only with pants and no absolute weapon when fighting the champion
switch your character to peasant rank...
if you click the buttons on the right hand side you can choose your rank
they unlock gradually after defeating each GC
yea wait i clicked main menu and lost all my progress got kicked to beggar
if u were to exit the game meaning closing the game completely will it save the progress made?
i believe so yes
Army larp detected, lethal force engaged.
which one do i click
on the main menu right
yes
go main menu
next to freemode
theres a line of ranks
press the highest one thats not shaded
How the hell do you start again in sea of thieves? Like I know how to reset the account but why, the grind is so insane and and all the stuff is cosmetic so you could just not wear any of the fancy stuff?
just because I want to experience it again
my dad played sea of theives but decided the game became too filled with features when they added fishing...
wh?
fishing is really fun in that game,
ye
i once reached the gold island with a friend
i compeletly forgot how
one of my fav parts was the caves that u hav to take everything out of before the door closes
Devs have to add an ass slider, like with the gore or blood but for making willie's ass larger
Breedability slider 
this HAS to be ragebait
❤️🔥
No you can't lol, people say this about every game with fishing and it's never true, you're always highly encouraged to fish or else you're setting yourself back gameplay wise every time.
im not saying fishing bad
i like the fishing
my dad just wouldnt accept it
so stopped playing
I hate fishing in games and I wish they'd stop putting it in every game.
Like why on earth would I be using a fishing rod to get fish in no mans sky?
If pluto was a full on planet then plutos girlfriend should be one too, equal rights.
Pluto being declassified as a planet because of its binary orbit, watching the sun itself get pulled around by Jupiter in the same way:

@lavish blade
It got declasified cause Its not THICK and JUICY enough. Ops want you to think its cause the orbit
❤️
Petition to reclassify mercury as a baby planet.
FOR REAL
tiny poppy pants planet
Andromeda
Imagine being the closest to the sun and still not being the hottest planet.
Should have done better smh.
People make fun of pluto but pluto is the the only planet in our solar system who officially gets bitches.
Was it called Iris or smt?
Bad bitch name
Neutron star
🤎
My favorite space fact thay I'm surprised more people don't know about us that if the light pollution is low enough not only can you see the andromeda galaxy but it's so massive that it appears bigger than the moon.
Charon.
I believe the exposure is up as andromeda will never be this bright but you get the idea.
I know mate.
Oh yeah, Iris is another dwarf planet that orbits the sun close to pluto. Thats the side piece 👅
💜
why am i able to just fucking click off the error screen
Pluto has a massive heart on the side that never faces charon. 🥹
mrow
It ends up closing anyway aidjshaksjsj
If it is the fatal crash on the ultimate challenge, it fixes if you deactivate the blood
Mrow you
i saw that.
Hello
gentle?
Or just the blood slider to minimun with custom slidera
Seems like its a bug with a blood add on I've seen the devs say
:3
not fucking anymore
topturo
A cool comet
Idk what topturo means, but I am at tye gym rn and there is a super jacked 60 y/o with an old timey strongman suit and full chest hair what the hell
does he smell
Walk up to him and sniff his chest
Halley
I wish
When is halley coming back?
Never
jupiter
Kepler-452b
no
its like earth
oh dangit
yeah
super earth
ur mum
idk anymore 🥀
No I just lied
I gotta go back to school
Smooth 🩷
your mom
does anyone have any tips for beating the barron
He strugles atcking to the left (your left, his right)
Most willies with polearms do
That and use a polearm yourself
wait your willie isnt supposed to be naked
wtf
😳
i havent tried it yet is he supposed toi have armor and weapons?
oh nvm its a fight where you pick stuff up in the arena
i just looked it uo
hi guys, i have a 2 questions.
** first one ** = why did you remove gore?
** second one ** = if i have the beta game, will i have the full game for free?
God's fidget spinners.
Help
Im having an error when i start the tame
Game
Wdym
I am
Its 56% done rn
Im so goated
I hope this game rlly blows up
The potential is huge
The way u play is so silly in a sense
I just get super faded and play it
Bro what the fuck
@lavish blade didnt work
NOOOO
why the game have to do this out of nowhere
abit of an overkill
On whos end?
i died in 10 seconds
Ive won that scenario before
Just use the sword as a shield
And hold it with 2 hands
no proof = fake
Im fr
no clip = fake
Hello shovel
my sword clips thro his head litearlly unplayable
haii!!!
Yoooo wsg Xatchery
Why didn’t you stop it?
that last joke.....
the urge to send memes that will get me banned
why do you hate rali
because
could u elaborate
basically
ok i see
what are willie's pronouns?
We/wem
thy/thee 🗣️
En/garde
how tf do you spell this name
Sean
Shawn
or Shaun
he threatened to remove my sd card 
I had no idea pewds did this.. not cool bros!
Can you give me the synopsis pretty please?
Noone:
Anything with "Red" in its name:
Dustbelief thingy
How did you get the montonte?
woah
😐
Raga/muffin
My pronouns are just/existing
But I’m a man
REF DO SOMETHING 😭😭
REF HES MORE THAN SPEAR LENGTH AWAY WITH A SWORD😭😭😭😭
reverse grip it
Nah but I'm a total babe
dude that is a montanananate with how long it is. unless you're taling about ovrdth boss's sword
Well shit you got me there
Is that John marston from the hit game red dead redemtion released by rockstar???

Sir, Do me no harm/ but let me live 🗣️
Realistically? Dude in the armour.
MindsEye the next Cyberpunk game
was made by the former lead director of Rockstar north aka the person who makes gta and rdr games
do you guys think the graphics of MindsEye are on the same level as RDR2 or say Death Stranding 2?
anyone elses abyss rng freaky and like to not give you trousers for the entire run or is it just mine
It's better that way.
I will be the cause of your death
Bugrock moment
Bruh
Is that some cod zombies thing?
your face looks funny
wdym
Humina humina humina...
"door buys" is that cod zombies or what?
yes
Is essence a fancy way of saying points?
The armoured dude only takes one parry and a quick charge to kill
I think
I dunno man black ops 6 is weird
hey
in essence points, i dont think so
Didn't even know there was a 5 until they announced 6
It's cold war I think
how many fingers do you see
✋👐🤞🤟👊🤏☝☝👌🤘🤘👌☝🤏🤏☝👌🤘👌👌☝👊🤏🤟☝👊
50 billion
53 all raised fingers
130 something shown fingers
Youre fine
What about the 👌 you dont know if the persons missing a finger
You can only see the 4
thats stupid
YOU'RE stupid
Youre the moron they built to make me an idiot!
Im the one on the right

You hit your wife?
Fishing spear
Did i hot her?
I BEAT her
worm hunting

Quite a few
I wasn't even holding the cig right dude
Jolly good show🤣🤣😆
Type
i go sleep chat
goob night everynyapony
原唱:Катя Лель - Мой мармеладный (Speed Up)
翻唱:果宝Official
What is the context of that video
there isnt
Mustard😂
Goedendag sucks
(I don’t like my lungs being pierced while I’m mindlessly swinging and kicking)
my fucking brain
bro, i've seen worse
this was IN GAME
IN FUCKING GAME
around 3 months ago
Sands
papyrust
o ma gah
Thanks I wanted to say it but didn't wanna be a Debbie downer.
I mean the movement is kinda cool, but zombies?
oh my gahhh
I've never really been into fps games so I have no opinion that isn't inherently biased
Ngl I liked the original zombies, everything after they just kept trying to one up the one before with crazier stuff. I just want to play a zombie survival, like the original
GUYSSSS
I BEAT THE BARON
FINALLY
I BEAT HIM
(i maxxed out npc damage and minimized my damage)
(literally just found out u can do that)
I'll be honest I liked cold war zombies a lot
Felt like og black ops to an extent
even the jank was there cause Cold War was a rushed game
hey
when is the game going to NOT crash every five minutes when on gentle and medium graphics
Turn off blood through the in game settings. Theres issues with it currently, you can read about it in the most recent #updates post
kk
a bit of extremism is good but they have certainly overdone it recently
I always played bo2 zombie splitscreen with my cousin and then when bo3 came out with my friend. Those are for sure some of the best.
play it at 2:20
Yeah bo3 remaster of the old maps was awesome
Hello guys
aha, self report I see
lol
my eyes
The cool one
No femboy posting
can we please also ban posting of that “boykisser” shit, it’s unironically annoying as fuck
and im pretty sure the person that made the original image is into animals too 🤮🤮🤮
HELL YEAH YOU TELL EM FLEASTER
this stupid ass cat
he's hungry
Nooo 🙏😭
Calm down bud
Furry twinks keep it freaky like that
So freaky in fact i kinda respect the game
Freaky Friday
Bro what
What are yall talking abt
This is what happens when I’m not in power.. heh.. ironic
Syfm
No thanks
$133 fortnite stimmy check
What’s your guys’s McDonalds orders
Two number 9s
A number 9 large
A number 6 with extra dip
A number 7
Two number 45s, one with cheese
And a large soda
Wat
His greed sickens me
just saying
@oak olive
space engine user spotted
Bruh
no wonder
Oh yeah?
ya
Hey @indigo hare I dont think this is very appropriate
my pardon, sire
damn right your pardon
ill remember this
oh for the next time you post some shit like that
fuck off, rango
me when the consequences of my actions
fuck off, rango
thats what i say to shit like this
40 damn years 😭🙏
bro is using a potato 😭
Its 14 gigabyte game 💔

15 bytes per second 😭
I think a potato would take less time to download than that 😭
imagine if it was a game like COD 🥀🥀
shut up, Rango
200 gig type shit
coughing baby vs the moon type shi
thats just a silent fetus, vro
Last time i tried downloading cyberpunk 2077 it took down the wifi of every other device in the house 💔
Death Stranding 2 took nearly 14 hours to download bruh 😭
you have to be using a french fry as your pc bro 😭😭
Hardwire for the win.
But hey atleast it can run my favorite games right
like what, ms paint?
Uhh
Ready or not but i have to wait like 15 minutes for the pc to warm up and play it
Otherwise if i press the w key the game crashes
we needa start you a gofundme bro 🥀
I have to manually change the graphics settings on all games bc the automatic is still too high sometimes 💔
What are your specs?
I forgot
here, have a 97 minute video
undtale
under table
Why is it so low quality
Makes sense
why does the bilibili watermark appear at 56 minutes 50 seconds
Why are you skipping ahead
Thats my question
im a fish
wait there are bears?
why would thy bear try to best me
noooooo I am certainly doomed
yummy bones
how do i write a resume with no job experience
quit
for me i offerd id work as a trainee with half or no pay for maxium 2 weeks
its for a pharmacy so i NEED the experience
whats wrong with it now?
and few weeks without pay going to make future essier
they accepted the offer the only problem is that theyre trying to find out aplce for me
literally the whole premise is that it's a bait and switch because the thumbnail is a sexualized napoleon woman
idk in training shit my offer was a bit improvised BUT i know a person who had a job at a call centre shed get paid half for the first month(i think) because training
should probably ask an older persn
there's some sort of state program where they're incentivized to hire me and it's an up and coming museum that is short staffed and i personally know the guy employing me so im pretty sure i've got the job
i just need to figure out how to write a resume
of a museum
dude you're a history nerd you've probably got this in the bag
i don't know if this will work but if i was in your place id probably write about my history knowledge
again, ask someone older who actually got a job that needs a resume
this is me fighting my employer with a broadsword
here since i haven't graduated yet i just walk up to a store and ask they got job or not, if yes i show id and ta-da im now an employee
I love that everytime electric power goes out and comes back on almost every kitchen appliance in my house plays a chinese tune and the kitchen becomes a festival for a couple of seconds
bro's living in a darkrp
thats actually the best thing in egypt so far
Ice Lice
u can get experiance by being an underpaid teenager
so that u can be a nicely paid adult
who got money for that steam sale 🤑
who got money 🤑
is this the employment meta ?
buy butt knight
who got 🤑
bro think I got $9 for butt knight
ice spice is unironically ugly lol
bubby is unironically beautiful
shawty looks like a pug
i don't think so thats just my way of viewing it but a lot of good paying jobs need experiance and imo being underpaid so that u can have a good future is worth it
thank
fuck, it's 11 pm and im very hungry
fatass
timezone buddy !!!
i don't want to make anything
should have ate more for dinner
starvation steven
eat lettuce
i didn't eat anything except a bag of salted peanuts
bro a farm animal
...
i eat like 4k calories a day and weigh 66-67 kg
she looks like one of those dolls with that hair 😭
and it has water in it so a food and water combo
109...,.,.,.,..
kg......
how tall are you
😭 nah thats wild
who the frick pinged me
184 or 185 cm
Not that but yeah that too
weird al jumpscare
Polka cover man
hmmm that seems quite impossible

