#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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I'm playin in playin
lmao
in playin
my b 😭
there was a website i found where you could buy one
toys r us
well
thats
inappropriate
what happened to my other gif?
let's not post antisemetic soyjak
why mods delete
imma go bye
bye
no it's a pretty common gif used to insult Jewish people. Not saying that's how you intended it, but that's how we have seen it used in the past. Hence why I just deleted it and let you know, instead of warning or anything like that
this place can get just a little bit crazy sometimes
oh thx i didnt know


Youre a better man than me
I’m a worse man than you :(
Because I’m not a man !!
haii folley!!
Gowdy :3
i play this game religously vigorsly erryday ^^
Oh!
hi
billhook < gun
Debatable ….
billhook < gun < billhook gun
u saying this is better than a sword? v
This is rock paper scissors if it was cool
Mhm! :D
That is a shoebill. Very different.
hello bubby
Fnaf three sping tab
did the lightsabers come outvyet
Psych ward the way I straight jack it
Guys do you think life without bad things would be boring
Yes
No red 40 to chug
Lame
That is a Washington
Whug bout diss :3
Boutta nab my fav animal

Type shi
I've been red40maxxing
Can feel the behavioral issues already
hi zachary
What does this even mean
no it's very unlame
hi stinky head
hi jacob
who tf is jacob
haii lenny
Has anyone came up with a name for these things?
goob how are you
I think there called goobies
ohhhhh thats a goob name tbh
goobie jumpscare
It means cancer speedrun
you sound like jacob
He’s been red40maxxing
i like it
- Pogona Barbata
can we eat them?
No
why?
Not much meat
Look at them, why would you want to
Larger animals nearby
Chugging hi-c nonstop
who tf is jacob
Jacob please settle down
why not
- Alligator Snapping Turtle
roku I will annihilate you
i too would eat that
what moai said, calm down jacob
I could bite harder
Nuh uh
I will choke you until you recive moderate brain damage
- American Alligator
Unique
mods he's being mean to me
roku a freak
Well said
Even the alligators fat in america
100% eating that, grilled
Do you want me to yell at him for harassment?
Use the leftovers to make a purse
Do it
eating that too
Should I change my name to celebrate me being here for a year
why is it so big
The urge to ban and then invite you back so your time joined resets
Baaa
What’re the options
bubby try to laugh challenge impossible (he's not funny)
Give me a long list of your names
Mutton is good
my name is silly nation
Idk you pick
the hoes say im funny (funny looking)
Well I would but you don’t have the halfsword tag
So..
How about, loser
Fine
Because you don’t have the halfsword tag
I will adopt the tag
Good man!
You are the first person to ever tell me this!
haha they tell roku the same thing but its more along the lines of "Get away from me loser you smell like eggs"
We should BAN the people who don’t use it !!!
cannibalize rali?
I'm surprised
Honestly less than I thought
Zomboid reference 👁️ 👁️
It’ll increase
no donner party reference
the hit Italian movie Zombie 2 reference
Zomboids CANNIBALIZE people !!!
Little known fact, did you know that the zombies in zomboid were originally people, but are now dead zombies
We MUST celebrate ‼️
Name change
Wait... Chat verify this!
Idiot dogs terrible at balance, unlike the wise and ultimate mountain sheep
Thats so so sad wtf fuck :(
You are my single biggest opp in my entire existence on this planet
It's "opp" unc
That’s what I said
It's "said" unc
Little known fact did you know that Moai was originally employed
you're only mod once

Damn
What happens when they drop the age for draft
That’s right! And I wear glasses so I have bad eyesight! I might even suddenly become color blind and flat footed
Veering on politics but if I am in line for the draft I'm breaking my arm with a fucking table
I’m gonna shoot myself in the hand to dodge it :3
Like ww1
We twinning fr
I ain't dodging it
Yeah I doubt you can dodge the bullet to your hand
Lemme fight in a war that has nothing to do with me
the us government thanks you for your useless service to the oligarchs of america
Hell yeah
Goodnight chat watch out for bedbugs
instead of bedbugs its gonna be uncle sam abducting you
fucking Shovel i hate you
Sleep loose I hope the bed bugs bite
I don't have an uncle named Sam 
fuck you STINKY
you want one?
at least i dont STINK
stinky head
Brother you post vtubers
Bros eating cheese
You reek
you literally reek
Urekah
You're reek from got
no you stinky
How about you stop watching v-tubers and get some v-gina
moai can you kill him for this word
I must die for my service
No letter v allowed in chat
Shovel is like 12 bro chill 😭
i am pretty sure i mentioned my age more than once in this serve
How old are you
I ain't active enough to know ts 💔
No dont answer that
I care so little about you I do not remember
I miss when discord's minimum age was 13
why
why do you miss that 😭
Because silly nation said Youre a minor so
i am 15
As long as you’re not literally 12
would you believe any number above 13
finally babies can stop being useless little shits
idk if it sent earlier cuz wifi is shit but rod reiss titaned this man
See now youre making me wonder
Are you actually above 13
baby shields for our infantry
Or at least 13
i was born in 2010
Because when I turned 13 last year I felt powerful like when people get old enough to drink and buy firearms
buying firearms is pretty great
Okay I’ll believe it. Just obviously, everyone here should know not to joke about being under 13 considering how serious discord takes it!
imagine not being born in 2009 (my birth directly killed global markets)
Not saying you did
But after you get to drink its all downhill
Just in general
Only if you report it tho 
i am aware
Life not being good
Lets fix it with some brain and liver damage
there's literally nothing to look forward to

I dont drink
Dont gotta tell me twice
i do not believe that there are people born after 2010
I bet you weren't dropped as a baby
Bro thinks we’re retiring
oh no we aren't at all
we're so gucked its not even funny
I was born in 2011....

fake
God I forget how young most of you are
if nuclear war or the Civil War doesn't kill us it'll be pollution and poisoned food
Stupid mindset
Theyre young enough to not understand fs 😭
Why not all 4
I want to stay optimistic
Coward
js migrate to mongolia
😭
Workers are needed in the mine and you refuse to believe the smaller ones exist
Sad
Easter you literally cried in fear when we watched Santa got ran over by a reindeer
the what 😭
Understandable
Nobody believe him! Unless It makes me look cool and relatable then believe him
I want to cry in fear one day

what are cons of living in mongolia
Living in Mongolia
Throat hurt
Ban user: silly nation reason: photoshopping images to make moderation look bad and weak and lame
The fact that Mongolia was part of the Soviet bloc
lame
yes are you illiterate
how
How did you not understand a simple response 😭
I think it's because Shovel is fucking stupid
saying the exact same sentence as a response
goodness gracious child please stay in school
Say hello to me
you need as much knowledge as possible
hi
hello to me
Hi
Please ignore him
It's the same thing my guy
Have you read the Fior de Battaglia entirely
my brain is melting sorry
You're good
Have you read the Moai is Betteraglia entirely?
Not yet
Get to it, you might learn something
Say Among us
I use a brick with a hole in it
Found it on the street
A brick would ruin the honey :;
I try to chew through the plastic but sometimes it goofs up and splits somwhere its not supposed toq
Oh you mean the little ones you get at farmers markets
Yeag!!
They’re prettyy good
Not when you opem them right !!
Chew through the tip and squeeze the rest of the honey outt
Sandwiches with pepperoni are peak
Also chips
Chips in the sandwich
Peak
Rali is a pirate
No piracy allowed
Exactly
Mods ban Rali
Burn them at the stake
Whaaarr??
no thats a witch, you need to drive a stake THROUGH her heart
Then burn
either that or a silver bullet
thats the opposite of where a pirate should be :(
"Burn at stake"
You are right, lad!
Hell yeah
17 times ive said this, and youre the first person to get it
Lmfao nice
I fucking LOOOVED those animations !!
fish🐟
they were so good i loved them
my little brother introduced them to me
titanfall is the best
We NEED a 4th game since they cancelled 3
titanfall 9 when???
Next Titanfall may be the new GTA 6
releasing october 64th 2081
We're going to have actual mech wars in the far reaches of space when the next Titanfall releases
Game was so peak and I loved the story 💔
The story was although short
Took me one session
A wise man needs not much paper to convey his thoughts
guys is there anyway i can suggest something for the game?
Nope, especially not in #1047240101152960525 . I wouldn’t even look there if I were you. Lotsa dorks and nerds.
if you say multiplayer we will find you
vr
thats not me
It is
no
The evidence is damning
no... i was suggesting a weapon
mb
Oh disgusting
Keith is just plain disgusting
gooba is better even wobba is better
Why can't my messages send
Yeah I would, little too political especially considering recent events
All anti Keith propaganda will be deleted
Wowqw
chat what anime should i watch
Or Tokyo revengers
BOO HIM
Someone has not seen the ghost stories dub
It's the only dub I ever watched
Go watch clips on yt
#1047240101152960525 , trust
meh
lazarus seems cool
yay lenny teamed up with me
Stinker McGee
is this australian accent or british
We’re not trying to it’s seeping through our electronics
mod abause him
So worth it
Literally doctored footage
How could you send that if you were timed out
Literally real footage
I'm afraid lenny has been eastered
because I am powerful and stuff bro
He's too far gone
Job
Lenny can you talk for me
37
Yes
73?
Good boy
be for real
Damn
38
you are not older than easter
I’m 14
Yeah i am
You literally have no proof
whats ur job
Unemployment
Everything nic says is doctored
I work in construction
And fake
does ur spine hurt
I dunno
fym dunno
Fym U dunno
I dunno
What the devil do you mean you are unaware
this guy doesn't know!
Literally doctored and fake and manipulated
why do you turn from aggressive stinky head to npc responses when i ask you about ur life
Wriggle around like a grub and get back to us
Doctored these nuts
why you gotta know stuff about my life dawg 😭
my life is boring and dull
making sure my observation is correct
yeah some goofball type hidden narrative type shit 😭
look if it works it works
What's your address and your entire bloodline
And your entire life story all your passwords the code on the back of your credit card
(This Is a joke I do not want your address and any of the above and therefore I should not be technically breaking the tos)
TOS coming for you still it’s only reading the part where you asked him
plus i can bring it up whenever i want to insult you
is lazarus netflix
I thought he was an angel

oh its an angle
Lenny what do you sound like
but yuhi mean anime

He sounds like a 60 year old on a construction site that is lifeless and dull and his wife took his kids
So like you all the time
where are you from @spark quartz
northern italy
why do u sound australian then
I'm from Australia
hehehehehehe
I just sound like a person with a Scottish accent
Idk why I replied to that one
boy does that not help at all
The strong Nevadan accent
wait hold on
@plain scroll please god contribute to this
mantic is literally John British
Also lenny in that first voice clip you sounded like soap
you do realize you have vc for that
stinky head
Basically
You’re not allowed to hear my voice
Lenny has the voice of an angel
He sounds Scottish and Irish
With a Scottish accent
why do some animes turn their opening/endings into psychedelic shit
damn they got gifs of your mom
No thanks
Jarvis send that one Bowser fart gif
Jarvis send nic to military camp
Jarvis, unshit my pants
Jarvis get moai to unshit his pants
@spark quartz did u serve
yeah
where
verdansk
fycj you
💀
i hoep you trip and break your arse
hoep
random question: yall ever sneeze so hard you crack your back with the recoil
seems my back is way more fucked up than i thought
flora more like flarta
xd idk sometimes ill sneeze and the movement of sneezing just pops it a bit, kinda how chiropractors do it yknow
can we kill silly head together
I am from flarta
Yes
lets vote whether we should kill him
I vote kill
its hard having so many opps 💔💔
i vote no kill silly
thank for flora I retract my original statement
who did it
Flora more like flarta
wut is flarta
you
lets see waht google has to say about that!
i am NOT a floor dart you take taht back
whats a floor dart anyway
i have serious concerns with this image
is that what you look like irl flarta
I'm going to harvest you for alchemy
I flarted
reaction as in chemically or reaction as in behavioral
yes
I sflarted
schlart sounds like something a jschlatt fan would say
What
What a minute?
Mustard
ok you're crossing the line pls delete
shut up safari
you're neither chrome nor 334
listen here bing
ok Chrame
I actually gotta go to bed
I have work in the morning 😞
rip silly
grown ass person btw
meow
loser!
‘Cado or something
What the McFlopper
yo homedogs wanna help a brotha out some?
in what way
TikTok PSTD 💔
If ye don't mind, hop onto our subreddit and upvote, comment nice things like "looks awesome!" and "can't wait!" etc etc, generally engage. We're tryna grow our new reddit and every bit would help. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProjectIceAndFire/
do not taunt the tactical soldier swat assault rifle military tacticool 7.62mm man or he will hit you with his tacticles (tactical testicles)
nic smegma
i have a pasgt and you dont
what is pasgt
early 2000s us army helmet
ok i have 100+ daily streak in leetcode and you dont
once the us army ditched the pasgt in favor of shit like the mich helmet, alot of police departments got the pasgts
ew non r6
atleast we agree on one thing
wow u dont hate roblox as a whole???
i used to play it
it kinda fell off lowkey
too many preds and degens
games all suck
ive been playing gmod and pd2 mainly as of lately
speaking of pd2, FUCK THESE GUYS
it fell off pretty hard
it's all just copypasted bullshit
hello man from fairy land
(insert thing here) SIMULATOR!!!
reminds me of trepang2
they just weren't good to begin with 
ong bro FUCK THE Z.E.A.L UNITS, THEESE MFERS DO TOO MUCH GODDANM DAMAGE
ace of spadez
deadline
karelia
blood deb
scorched earth
grave digger
i never got to the point of facing zeal units
death sentence difficulty
on heists that use the US police
the minigun ones are so annoying
i think the only time i "faced" them was on the diamond heist
whats with the quote marks on faced
i cant remember it well
fair enough
i wish they didnt redesign the light smg units, that ballistic mask looks badass as shit
which one is light smg
yuh its cool but the stripes feel weird
thats the straps for it
fuck you i shit in your mouth
nvrm he's still a fucking loser
when does armored fistplay come out
you have the enhancer mod
you can disarm people i think
speaking of that how do i disarm people guys
cyperfunk
I saved the npcs from a bunch of scavs and one of them defaulted to telling me I look like a hobo
😭
coors light fucking sucks dick
dude
the average youtube upload is a different genre from the 2008 one
they both should include the years brainrot
comparing this years debate over to 2008's debate videos is STUPID
''this'' hly esy js us ts bro
but the quote says the pen, specifically those old ass pens
"bro" ok Shakespeare
cant believe the dazzlings wrote the famous song soldat transliterated to cyrillic of course about a stalker in the zone in the neopolitan games
MIAU
miauuu
is this modern half sword ?
i see a hand
thats supposed to be willies pov
ever played half sword in fps?
I love breaking willies knees using the hammer
teaches them not to owe me money and not pay me back
Chivalry 2
Special edition on sale for 10 dollars
meow
@lavish blade
can you like mod willies clothing
add symbols to his shirt
and stuff
why not
Im not sure if you failed as a father because he is clearly quite confident
but when I do it-
Could you repeat that in a way my newly awoken brain understands?
do it as in do the same thing as spy
As in Becoming Big boss the moment my son i born?
idk
hideo kojima jumpscare
This video has an ungodly high bitrate and is 32mb for 20 seconds
no
Which one is better?
English archer
Swedish Archer
sybau
peak anime
the only peak anime i know is solo leveling
overlord
idk i loved it
why buly dog
solo leveling,dororo,kaiju no8, made in abyss
Caught lacking by opps
peak anime
never watched made in abyss
its really good
well neither of these except solo
peak
im bored messing with ai images
ok nvm
this is dogshit
cause ai
i thought u opened photoshop and added a filter or someshit 💔
what happened to my wonderful willy it gave him a beard
yes
here u can see it
i know that
but
hold on let me do something
this looks so much better than the other one
ok now give him a mullet
i made a horror
shovel
spade
nahh its called ( łopata ) in my country! 🗣️
diggingtool
you guys use them for digging????
Bro looks like you just told him you're his long lost brother then stabbed him and whispered his life was yours
Cutttteeeee 10/10, would pat, would be toji fushigo-ed
How.
Where
Boo
Gn chat
It looked finished... calm down bro
Brodie you're not John Wick
bro he sent that at 9 am
meow
playing some holdfast and uhh
went out the same way he came in
Oh type shi
why does he have an peter pose
hey zash
Hi silly hed ❤️
that's me frfr
zatchari face reveal???
where are the rules on this server
forgot but the rules kinda follow common sense
no nsfw, racism, politics, etc
aside that be the dumbest dipshit you wanna be
holdfast ❤️🔥
is very fun
something about playing a surgeon running around saying "any booboos and or ouchies?"
and actually getting a response is very fun
the roleplaying in holdfast just makes the game. like, the gameplay itself is a lot of fun for sure but the community is so fuckin funny
yeh, the proxy chat with enemies and friendlies, along with your mic cutting out on death, is fun and traumatizing
I was on a ship with a couple of people and our captains says "they can't possibly hit us from he-" gets fucking ripped apart by a cannon ball
i think he miscalculated
why do depressing songs go harder than energetic ones
we all saw it
GOD DAMN
and I though breaking their neck and twisting it like a fuckin bottle lid was bad
how does one acquire stick of violence
ahh
no
haii silly head
shovel
wann hug
absolutely fucking not
wann nuzzle
bro you gotta stop
why
it's not there
every time EVERY FRICKING TIME i come back SOMETHING strange is happening
there's no welcome category
are you sure
already searched, nothing
ask mods you cleraly eated it and blame us
scroll to top of base channels list, server guide -> rules?
im asking where i can find it
no philosophy
aristotle is bANNED
there's faq but not rules
but we do philosophy
misread booboos as boobs
i cast fatalism
I think, therfore I am. 
:3c
Boobs?!?!?
bro at first glance i thought u two were one person and u were schizo
same username color and two purple pfps
Nihilist vs cannibals
can we talk about hedonism
spinach
the reaper
I probably posted this a million times already but that image reminds me of this
how do i tell you i still dont see a welcome category above important
That's me twin ❤️
if u think about it philosophical views are just like in-game classes
we aren't twins btw
with own buffs and debuffs
we're brothers
Oh.
i meant to reply
Talk to me again
are you mean to me too zachary
hey sourkraut
how did they let you live with that username
😍
https://medal.tv/de/games/half-sword/clips/kybnuqTF9Al829Jj0?invite=cr-MSxFbUosMzM2MDAxMTI4 who can throw his willie the furthest
i dont know what i did wrong please explain my wrongdoings
i can throw my willy pretty far heh
[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @desoxiloside ]
when you dont have embed perms it wont show the clip embed on discord
as in
we cant watch it from here
and its because you lack embed permissions
oh no
yup
of course you post a furry speech bubble
silly head should point and laugh at you not me
poop head
screw you abom
no
Bro this is low-key US like ALL OF US on EVERYBODY'S SOUL
Because they are literally always sexualized and the server is filled with minors
that looks familiar!
haii moai can we discuss hedonism
fine
OMG its militus
The goth baddie
hmm i wonder in what mood am i this hour
loser with no embed perms trying to hide his shame
cant argue with that
i thought u were just silly
but you're doing chinese
you're no longer silly i hate you
sorry what
i think youtube is preparing me
i must wait on carlbot to get the update from my channels list- anytime i add a new channel, it takes like 20 minutes for carlbot to even begin to fathom it's existence
yes. Dude is great at it
haii mantits




