general-catfish-🐱🐟

[graceful badger]

sybau 💔

[idle crest]

Love to hear it. Although I'm writing it in such a way where I'm trying to manipulate players into consciously doing horrendous things, basically I'd be trying to fuck with you as much as possible 😂

Like trying to frame situations without actually giving false information in such a way where players may do awful stuff even with good intentions.

[river apex]

It's gpt-2 all over again

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-smile-simpsons-gif-11742885

[pearl coral]

lmao even im not safe

[indigo hare]

Too many gooners..

[river apex]

basically, gpt-2 got into a severe feedback loop absorbing nsfw content, then using said content, then using the content it produced so it became really lewd

[indigo hare]

Thats literally you

[idle crest]

Let's get these numbers way up.

[pearl coral]

i showed my dad and it sent him into a small conspiracy theory lmaoo

he was like "they had to have used you as a reference. there's no way they didnt."

[idle crest]

Can't wait for ai images to saturate the Internet so much that ai starts using ai images to generate ai images and the quality starts irreversibly declining, like data incest.

[river apex]

I feel like its already beginning to happen

[idle crest]

Yeah probably

[stable basin]

literally a minute later someone chatted

hahahahaha

[idle crest]

As soon as ai algorithms can run on normal hardware they'll basically just annihilate social media.

[stable basin]

i never thought about it that way

yikes

[pearl coral]

it is

[stable basin]

oh hey sam

[pearl coral]

there's been lots of news on it lately

hi

[idle crest]

Surface Web basically gone, only the deep Web stuff like email, banking, private chats, etc will remain.

[river apex]

nah i feel like either sites are finally gonna put their foot down on ai content or people will just migrate to human spaces
even the gooners are getting tired of ai and thats saying something

[pearl coral]

y'all checked this out ??>

love this game

[river apex]

And theres also disney suing midjourney

[idle crest]

Nah you'll get an infinite feedback loop of ais trying to replicate human behaviour, every website will have to be severely vetted or you straight up won't get any sort of public forum

[pearl coral]

it's my favorite rogueli([k][t]?)e out there

[river apex]

again, theres not really a point for it to get that severe. Most people who post ai slop are doing it with either the intention of monitary gain or clout

[pearl coral]

plus it's physics based combat

[idle crest]

It doesn't need a point, ai development will naturally get to a point where it enters an infinite feedback loop, and when it does, the public face of the Internet will crumble.

There will be so much ai nonsense that trying to determine if something is ai or not is entirely pointless, because even if the distinction is obvious you'll be trying to find a needle in a planet sized haystack.

Probably even to the extent where any publicly accessible website will be struggle to even function because of the sheer amount of Web traffic generated by all these ais. Imagine what happens to steam at the start of every summer sale but for every website every day of the year.

[spark quartz]

Holy yap

[carmine thistle]

That's what IM sayin'

[idle crest]

Cyber security is already bad enough as it is right now. What happens when someone makes an ai with no restrictions and they tell it to constantly try and figure out the best way to put malware onto as many computers as possible?

[ivory fjord]

Post truth society be like:

One day you will all wake up on the Internet entirely alone

[pearl coral]

Videogame !! Cool Videogame !!

[ivory fjord]

Life is just a video game

[idle crest]

I don't think ai will ever become anything like it is in terminator movies, that's absurd, but I absolutely 100% think it'll get to a point where all home computers will be disconnected from any kind of public network.

[karmic nexus]

fuck…

[pearl coral]

I WANT TO SHOW YOU ALL COOL VIDEOGAME

kooky little gladiator combat

[idle crest]

As a matter of fact, the Internet in cyberpunk 2077 is essentially exactly what I forecast for the real life Internet.

[ivory fjord]

Yeah skynet is a bit extreme, but the Internet in its current state will fall apart. Copyright laws, education and peer-to-peer communication are going to have to change once ai gets good enough at mimicking speech patterns

[ivory fjord]

Video gaem????

[ruby sundial]

We who are about to die

[ivory fjord]

Very video game

[idle crest]

The saturation of ai material on the Internet alone will render the Internet basically useless, nevermind how realistic any of it is.

[ivory fjord]

Ironically the reverse printing press

Wherea that was used to spread knowledge and creativity around the world, the Internet will be used to consolidate knowledge and creativity

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-rocking-crazy-crazy-seal-insane-man-gif-6717527695886076289

[ivory fjord]

Even discord will fall apart xd

[idle crest]

All an ai is is an algorithm that can constantly store data and become increasingly efficient at a certain task, this will inevitably lead to an infinite feedback loop.

[pearl coral]

im starting to think you're a feedback loop

it's like every time i alt tab back here im seeing a rephrase of the last message

[ivory fjord]

Conversations tend to do that

Ooh poolstick

I forgot I had this

[idle crest]

You really want us to look at your game huh.

[pearl coral]

i want to talk about anything else

somethin fun

dead by daylight five nights at freddy's crossover

[modern yacht]

wait what the name of the funny gladiator gaem

[pearl coral]

we who are about to die

very neat

[raven zealot]

I need that role

[pearl coral]

just got back into it after like a year

[pearl coral]

which role

[idle crest]

I find the prospect of dead Internet theory to be fun, I think social media has ruined younger people and im absolutely thrilled beyond measure that AI algorithms may very well do what needs to be done.

[raven zealot]

Anyone watch football here?

[pearl coral]

american or not american football

[raven zealot]

The one that gives me the cool half thing beside my name

[raven zealot]

Football like

[pearl coral]

oh

guild tag

[modern yacht]

boutta try out the demo for the funny gladiator game

[pearl coral]

click the server name on the top left

shoulds say guild tag

server tag i mean

[pearl coral]

it's a lot of fun, pretty much the only rogueli([k][t]?)e i enjoy multiple runs of

[raven zealot]

I see. Do u watch football tho. Like messi type football

[spark quartz]

Sam Of Goober

[pearl coral]

i just got back into playing it after the newest update where they added some more roguestuff elements and items

[pearl coral]

i do not

[unreal prism]

can someone tell me why my enhancer is weird

its like my grip strength does nothing and i keep falling over

[raven zealot]

Nooooo 😢

[radiant anchor]

seen that game for years

[raven zealot]

Do u watch American football then?

[pearl coral]

no

[raven zealot]

Damn twin

[pearl coral]

lol

[raven zealot]

Maybe I should be like u so that I don’t lose my fucking mind every time I watch my team play

[pearl coral]

the only sport i ever really watch is saber and longsword fencing

[spark quartz]

sports fans trying not to be reduced to primitive Neanderthals when their team plays (challenge impossible)

[gloomy crest]

Is the demo suppose to crash so much, or is it just me?

[spark quartz]

I kid its in our dna

Unfortunately

[raven zealot]

Alr bro that’s sounds like something an esports viewer would say 🥀🥀🥀

[spark quartz]

nice try bozo I don't watch that either

[raven zealot]

So do u watch regular sports?

[spark quartz]

not rally

*really

[raven zealot]

O damn cause like I’m still mad after yesterdays match

[spark quartz]

that's your primitive man brain

mine gets like that too 💔 💔 💔

I used to break controllers playing for honor n shit

[raven zealot]

U just don’t understand how it feels when u hav supported a team since ur six

[raven zealot]

I never get that mad a video games

[spark quartz]

but you get mad at sports

Same same but different but still same

[raven zealot]

Yes

Cause like I hav no control over the outcome of the game

[spark quartz]

I guess it's like how I get mad at idiots in traffic

I have no control over how they drive

But if I did I'd drive them into oncoming traffic

[raven zealot]

I cant drive so like I don’t know

[spark quartz]

ah

[raven zealot]

U know

[spark quartz]

you'll understand one day then

It's infuriating

[raven zealot]

Probs

[spark quartz]

Actually the worst type of rage

I cannot stand bad divers bruh

[raven zealot]

I don’t think it’s worse than watching ur team get destroyed

[spark quartz]

I dunno i got adult responsibilities tho

Like I got places to be

[raven zealot]

3-1 by a fucking Brazilian team 😐🔫

[ivory fjord]

Dbd seems like the most toxic community in gaming atm. NOTHING makes that community happy

[pearl coral]

im for sure about to get iced

[modern yacht]

just tried out the demo and I love that combat system. 100% buying the full game

reminds me a lot of bannerlords

kinda

[pearl coral]

it's like bannerlord mixed with exanima

the non-combat elements are really fun too

plus there's one mode where you're actually in like a hillside battle and you're fighting for a faction

it's really neat

[glacial echo]

fish🐟

[grizzled pendant]

fish

[raven ore]

halfsword

[pearl coral]

got a haircut

[small spoke]

guess what

[stable basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149705597080584223/1381784713521401937/togif.gif

[untold wraith]

Does that come BONEless?

Lemme get a 2 liter of coke too

[spark quartz]

Nicotine mic mc nice you better not

[stable basin]

chicken butt!!! !

that's the only time i'm gonna do that

[uncut epoch]

Boneless things in the big 25

Personally I like mine with bones inside it

[spark quartz]

Im going to deport you to eastern Siberia

[uncut epoch]

Yummy

[spark quartz]

Bone in pizza is so much better than bone out

[untold wraith]

Get away from me

[spark quartz]

Me asking the person behind me to stop talking in the movie theater

[untold wraith]

Silly killed chat

[dim lion]

third 4-leaflet clover I've found this month :3

[dim lion]

always does.

[spark quartz]

rude

[plain spindle]

henlo

[plain spindle]

yo, could you kick @woeful obsidian i lost my password to it aswell as email

[raven ore]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-around-robert-e-fuller-confused-observing-around-searching-around-gif-26046201

300 bears vs 1 baby

[spark quartz]

the bears would kill each other trying to devour the child

[raven ore]

the baby is superman

[indigo hare]

Uhm, no. The child would devour the bears. Idiot

[plain spindle]

shit i forgot i have to get exp for perms..

oh the horror

[spark quartz]

Hey I'm Easter and I'm wrong

[indigo hare]

Me when I’m wrong

[spark quartz]

yes

[cerulean silo]

William

[spark quartz]

:3

[abstract moth]

try not to kill civilians challenge (GONE WRONG)

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/enclave-fallout1-fallout2-fallout3-fallout4-gif-25785951

[abstract moth]

https://youtu.be/lXF2Df8qmvU?t=334 btw does anybody have even a potential idea for what caused this

[pearl coral]

happens when you impale hips

[abstract moth]

fire

[pearl coral]

physics glitch and center of mass stuff

[plain spindle]

sam, could you kick my old acc @woeful obsidian ? i lost the email and password to it

[abstract moth]

sliced entirely through the back of the helmet

just got eviscerated 🔥

[dim lion]

Sorry I was away from my PC when you pinged me as well. This your new account?

[spark quartz]

stinky dragon

[plain spindle]

ye

[dim lion]

You sent this a nanosecond after my message what

[plain spindle]

[spark quartz]

spicy

[dim lion]

the deed is done

[plain spindle]

could i also get perms?

[plain spindle]

thanks man

[dim lion]

Oh yeah fs!

[dim lion]

did you want WIP or update notifs too?

[plain spindle]

nah!

[jaunty mural]

does anyone know that mod that lets you shoot out objects like a bullet

[dim lion]

The halfsword trainer mod by Mass Clown.

It's pretty peak.

[plain spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-26618632

[jaunty mural]

thanks

[plain spindle]

i had a good clip of a headbutt followed by a knock out but i had to reset my pc so its lost :(((

[dim lion]

NOOOO

#1365031142297702430 commends your efforts

[plain spindle]

any way onto other topics, im addicted to circle k hotdogs

[spark quartz]

hell yeah bro

[snow mulch]

is there coop in halfsword?

[plain spindle]

obligatory random blood debt clip

[jaunty mural]

so how do you install trainer mod

[plain spindle]

press the big red install button

anyway, im off to fuck with stalker anomally

[cosmic rain]

Chat I just made A FAT STACK 😝😝😝

One hundo

[cosmic rain]

New York city simulator

[gleaming furnace]

ill send you toe pictures for 50

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/we-have-a-problem-hyperlend-hyperliquid-gif-10298773031610709083

[gleaming furnace]

im playing be fr

[jaunty mural]

you know how to install it?

[stable basin]

that'd be rude

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/flock-of-seagulls-i-ran-so-far-away-couldnt-get-away-new-wave-gif-17861515

[untold wraith]

Video time thing broken

[dim lion]

There is an autoinstaller you can find on Nexus if you just search up "half sword"

Look for the autoinstaller by massclown.

It makes it a 3~ click process.

[dim lion]

@indigo hare

[gleaming furnace]

it not that serious 😭

[plain spindle]

wait no moai will geive you 50

[worldly vapor]

25$ take it or leave it

[astral ether]

Good song, though that’s a hell of a haircut in the music video lmao

[gleaming furnace]

ill take 5

[dim lion]

no you don't understand, he's the foot guy

Curator of #1270577738826256536

[gleaming furnace]

ohhhh

mb bro im fried 😭

[dim lion]

you and me both king

[gleaming furnace]

the yart pre roll combo outrageous

[dim lion]

I am fundamentally out of weed except for my dabs so I've just been fucking wired all day

[gleaming furnace]

😭

bro my flower went old i needa get more

im plannin on running tot he dispo and picking up some runtz tho lowk

[dim lion]

at least I've been getting a LOT of cleaning done lmao

[gleaming furnace]

nah fr my stash was fat before now its ahh

[astral ether]

Hello everyone, how are we all doing :)

[dim lion]

Hello Mr moffia

[astral ether]

I would say hello back but as a wobba lover you are my mortal enemy. Sorry about that 💔

[gleaming furnace]

i lost my fucking lighter again

it was a clippers

goddamnit

[astral ether]

Damn

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-minecraft-minecraft-movie-minecraft-meme-flint-and-steel-gif-18148534786320392524

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/umbreon-low-polygon-brick-gif-9278408952660343690

[worldly vapor]

3$ take it or leave it

[gleaming furnace]

what is the elder scroll equivalent of weed tho lowk

[gleaming furnace]

aight

[worldly vapor]

2$ take it or leave it

[gleaming furnace]

sent

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-ok-leaf-water-drop-droplet-gif-27625340

[dim lion]

Skooma

[dim lion]

NOOOO

[gleaming furnace]

besides skooma

skooma is more like heroine

i think

moon sugar is more like weed

[dim lion]

hmm

I'm skooming

[gleaming furnace]

im martin septiming it

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/skooma-cat-chat-walking-marche-gif-6299417753802516410

[gleaming furnace]

im martin septiming it

im dagoth uring it

[dim lion]

Omw to get skooma

[gleaming furnace]

do they got fried chicken in elder scroll

[dim lion]

I don't know I've never played them

[gleaming furnace]

play them

play oblviion

[dim lion]

maybe one day

[gleaming furnace]

its so fucking peak

[spark quartz]

🤝 blueberry being our opp

[dim lion]

When they release Skyrim for the 17th time

[dim lion]

always have been.

[gleaming furnace]

im telling you bro as someone who as 100 percented oblivion on the 360

you gotta play it

it is peak

[spark quartz]

I know 💔

[gleaming furnace]

straight peak

[tired dome]

flung my weapon first second of the round

[dim lion]

I believe you but I have the attention span of a brick

[dim lion]

it'll work one day king

[gleaming furnace]

same dawg but smoke a bowl and that shit will have you on the edge of your seat

toes curled back bent arched

like im being so fr

[tired dome]

that spear isnt in me 😭 i still got him

ill get it eventually tho

anything for a shitty clip

🔥

[jaunty mural]

thanks, how do you spawn a npc?

[dim lion]

if you need advice ever, let me know... Some call me the epic king of throwing things...

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k8W3XQGV6T2zdgUXf/spok?invite=cr-MSxiaGMsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[dim lion]

I forget lowkey, check the keybinds on GitHub

[jaunty mural]

Alright thanks

[tired dome]

Holy demon

crazy dude

[dim lion]

Most of them are your numpad and f1-f7

[dim lion]

he's lucky I was going easy on him!

[tired dome]

1 handed playing

[dim lion]

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-16490395860613617777

[jaunty mural]

waht does strength do?

it doesnt let me pick up willie with one hand or sum shit

or does it just make you more durable

[dim lion]

the keybinds were originally listed for the old demo build of the trainer mod, so some of them may be different now honestly.

Sorry for the inconvenience, I don't really use it often. Maybe #modders-guild-hall can help

[worldly vapor]

it makes you fall over when you sprint

💀

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dab-me-up-faith-john-garcia-gif-17113167587234662225

[astral ether]

Another reason to hate blueberry, giving information he doesn’t know is concrete

What a fucking liar smh

[worldly vapor]

i know this game

[astral ether]

FAITH goes hard

[spark quartz]

Faith the unholy trinity

[tired dome]

still havent played ts

[astral ether]

I need to do a marathon run

[formal jewel]

how do i play any class i dont wanna progress up bruh

[spark quartz]

Not to be confused with Darkthrones early albums also called the unholy trinity

[jaunty mural]

no your good thanks so much for the help!

[astral ether]

I want to get the good christian boy achievement lol

[tired dome]

Another case of spinjitsu enemy forgetfullnes 💔

[dim lion]

no worries

[spark quartz]

moffia let's put blueberry in a boat and feed him milk and honey

[tired dome]

bro an enemy just did the most beautifully orchestrated move on me

[dim lion]

this is the only smooth spinjitsu type beat I've hit 🥀
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kbLLILOPfF2mJvBFp/spok?invite=cr-MSxSSGEsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[tired dome]

he kicked my back just as i looked down and i smacked my head on the fence

[dim lion]

I'm sure this is an innuendo for something, but I don't want to find out what it is

[tired dome]

nice

[spark quartz]

its actually not

its worse

surprisingly

nothing innuendo related

[tired dome]

beautiful pose

gotta turn up; my graphics this is so ass

50 fps worth it

[astral ether]

I thought the torture was submerging them in milk and honey lol

But not drowning them in it

Just, letting it stay there

And fester

[worldly vapor]

Feed me please

[spark quartz]

look up scaphism

actually don't look it up

I take that back

[astral ether]

I’m familiar with the concept lmao

[worldly vapor]

THAT SHIT DID NOT HAPPEN!

[spark quartz]

I gotchu deer muncher

[spark quartz]

yeah that's a theory

That it didn't happen

But it also could have

History isn't great with you know, history

[astral ether]

Mfw I learned about it from the venture bros

[spark quartz]

I saw a video about it last night

it was so much worse than I thought

[astral ether]

https://youtu.be/E8xsPzU315k?si=xce1q8F0ejHTqbys

[tired dome]

i love love love spinjitsu

[worldly vapor]

Shi didnt happen like how they didnt pour gold down crassus' throat

they just love describing brutal shit..

cuz its fun..

abnyway Im surp[rised I havent heard of it until now because well.. lets justr say.. im smart 😎

[astral ether]

Anyways we don’t need to do anything complicated like scaphism, can always go with the tried and true blood eagle

[worldly vapor]

can we do bamboo torture

[spark quartz]

you were there or somethin

[worldly vapor]

im not unc

!

[spark quartz]

the ancient eras were brutal bro

[astral ether]

If it’s even possible

[spark quartz]

To say it didn't happen is ignorant, but so it is to say it did

I argue who the hell knows

[worldly vapor]

SHIT DIDNT HAPPEN THE WAY THEY DESCRIBED

[indigo hare]

Definitely not you

[astral ether]

What were the dark ages good for if not developing new and more effective ways to kill people

[spark quartz]

True but you were there so maybe you could help

[indigo hare]

It happened. I was the honey.

[spark quartz]

no wonder your so sweet

[warped rune]

I dont even play this game why am i in this server

[worldly vapor]

GOOD FOR DEVELOPING NEW KINDS OF BOATS AND FLAMMABLE ORDNANCE

[indigo hare]

You sly dog

[spark quartz]

😏

[indigo hare]

You’re*

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/face-melting-indiana-jones-fire-transforming-gif-12010697

[astral ether]

Well you had to go out of your way to join it, you’d know better than any of us

I ain’t a mind reader dawg

[spark quartz]

I think we're just that cool

[tired dome]

experienced back in the day when ur age was still triple digits

good old days huh

[astral ether]

True…

[warped rune]

My friend invited me to this what is this game

[indigo hare]

Halfsword

[astral ether]

It’s a physics based medieval combat simulator

[tired dome]

Physics sword fighting game

[warped rune]

Oh cool

Is it free

[astral ether]

Free too because it’s just a demo

[indigo hare]

Yes for now

[tired dome]

its a demo rn

[astral ether]

Worth giving a shot

[warped rune]

On steam?

[astral ether]

Yeah

[tired dome]

its not out yet just demo

yea

[warped rune]

I'll check it out

[tired dome]

like 2.7 gigs download i think

yeouch

[astral ether]

Also stupid question but I shared the photo of when I ventured through cryptid hell already, right lmao

Forget where I shared it and where I didn’t lmao

[gloomy urchin]

meow morning chat

[weary anvil]

For a long time I thought I was fighting a real player

[indigo hare]

Yes

[tired dome]

both arms broken u fw the strat?

[astral ether]

Alright thank you, and apologies for being forgetful

Did get some more nice photos tho

[indigo hare]

Well since you’re apologizing, Youre giving me the option to accept it, and I do not accept your apology. You should be ashamed

[astral ether]

[indigo hare]

Oh I like bottom left

[astral ether]

Yee was a good one lol

Bit unfocused tho

Just don’t pay too much attention to it

[south hatch]

goblin

[abstract moth]

i bit my tongue off ig

[stable basin]

ow

[abstract moth]

tops of teeths

rib through lung why am i alive

[tired tulip]

willy makes my thangalang swing like a grandfather clock

[worldly vapor]

whyd they model the root

is willie going to get his teeh knocked out?

[abstract moth]

probably so theyre knockoutable in future

[abstract moth]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-off-chair-gif-27535277

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[drowsy finch]

Meel!!!

[cursive radish]

https://tenor.com/view/bangchan-bang-chan-wolf-nomemorto-jeongincel-gif-2091538424814686677

[frigid axle]

hello, how i can restar the progres in game i kill the last boos and want repeat the road of suffering and play it again from low rank

k i find how to do this ty

[worldly vapor]

delete save folder

[drowsy finch]

Baaaaa 🐑 🐑 🐑

[quick egret]

how can i download the photos i take in game?

[stable basin]

incredible work lol

i love the lines

“YOU’RE FRICKING LOOKIN AT EM!”

loll

[gloomy urchin]

hear me out
half sword competiton upon EA

[stable basin]

absolutely

[zenith dirge]

dih

[wooden olive]

POV you're controller died mid fight

[gloomy urchin]

hi moo

[wooden olive]

hii

[sweet wigeon]

im so ungry i could eat a sheep

[zenith dirge]

big ass oyster shell

[lost quail]

I AM ARRIVED, (old account got hacked, but i mostly lurked so no difference to 99.7% of the people here probably)

[zenith dirge]

wild

[lost quail]

Yea

Anyway, back to lurking.

[zenith dirge]

free well for you

[lost quail]

Lucky i lost my image perms otherwise id be sending whatever random shitposts i had in my recent images

[drowsy finch]

You can’t post waterfall pics now !!

[oak olive]

hi

[spark quartz]

Nicotine the stinkma

[small spoke]

Silly natsink

[spark quartz]

sink

I am a sink

[small spoke]

Yes

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/school-sink-warhammer-vermintide-jump-gif-21343781

[wanton portal]

Let that sink in

[spark quartz]

no that sink is convicted of sinkslaughter

[small spoke]

(directed to silly nation)

[spark quartz]

I can't believe nicotine blocked me

[vital rune]

Hi guys hjow do i get a photo i took

in photo mode

[wanton portal]

Do you play guitar

[vital rune]

like..

To post it in photography

[wanton portal]

Screenshot it

[vital rune]

like where can i find the photos

[wanton portal]

You can't download it

[vital rune]

oh very well

[wanton portal]

Do you know the song 21 guns

Fuck

[spark quartz]

21 guns 💀

what is this hot topic in 2009

[vital rune]

#photography📷 check it out fr 😼

[wanton portal]

I was born after 2009

[spark quartz]

thanks chrome

[spark quartz]

zamn

[wanton portal]

2010 was 15 years ago

Search up medieval wave in YouTube

[vital rune]

listen to tool bro

[wanton portal]

And mod that song into half sword

[spark quartz]

here buddy listen to this

[wanton portal]

What do you play then

[spark quartz]

chrome more like bing

[wanton portal]

ahstajataay

[spark quartz]

ok that's too far

https://tenor.com/view/gmail-dog-explode-epic-ai-gif-8084634080600183106

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059788354859835422/1357623464344682638/IMG_20250404_124551_080.gif

[oak olive]

too real

shut up

mods he's pissing on me

@mods

[small spoke]

What's your opinion on scrotums

Amazing

[pearl coral]

hi

[wanton portal]

This is brainwashing children

[small spoke]

hello

Lobotomies would be better for you then watching this

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/optical-illusion-cubes-are-not-moving-cubes-illusion-gif-14031074803634073709

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-lazerdim-lazerdim700-ld-sylau-gif-8872031861262125330

yes

X3

[small spoke]

You have a obsession with this gif

[tulip copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160550181968810024/1231487702738796604/gCknRmA95pPjXqh1.gif

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-nickelodeon-caption-gif-15855830598782119489

Ok yea you have to be a furry ✌️

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-moose-sh_4rk-furry-honk-gif-20397521

[tired dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187896430170484747/1363653095954972833/speechmemified_togif-22.gif

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/headpats-gif-18218266808223957213

[gloomy urchin]

chrome

i think

[tired dome]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-discord-mod-nerd-glasses-speech-bubble-gif-27462011

[gloomy urchin]

you should show us

your gif gallery

[tired dome]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

😭

holy addict

[tulip copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304688249586843680/1331462694582358080/woof.gif

[gloomy urchin]

i had my suspiciousness the first time you showed ibuprofen with furry gif at the bottom

no i think you should show all of it

[tired dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1284840062692884483/1382867759737864375/attachment.gif

[tulip copper]

i have 1 billion gifs it's lucky if i find the one i have in mind

[gloomy urchin]

i call nuhuh

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/igorlights-hadmyback-outmycircle-igor-gif-7114582836258925405

https://tenor.com/view/transpar-gnarpy-cat-pet-loop-gif-15715239727828021365

[tired dome]

jus make it a gif bro 😭

[tulip copper]

i made this

https://tenor.com/view/text-bubble-gif-25667436

there

https://tenor.com/view/car-cars-hai-kawaii-car-car-jumping-gif-11827075253652762848

[tired dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187896430170484747/1378018759574556793/image-qwb2h.gif

Bro chrome

[oak olive]

guys

[tired dome]

is ur whole gif thing softcore

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-legday-astolfo-astolfo-workout-amplected-amplected-astolfo-gif-455075018719090763

[oak olive]

dr don likes femtanyl

[tired dome]

😭

[tulip copper]

tru

[tired dome]

dawg

Holy addict

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344366885260628009/1386119175465992243/20241219_123612.gif

[oak olive]

thats a cool knife

[drowsy finch]

I’ve a cooler one

It is made of obsidian and antlers

[plain spindle]

can i chew on the antler like a teething puppy

[oak olive]

ok

[drowsy finch]

No, it was spensive :(

I need to get more

They’re very very pretty

[plain spindle]

also haii rali

i slammed my penith in the car door

[drowsy finch]

Gelloo!!! Hii hrruuu omgg hhhaii hii grunkkkm :))))))

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-racing-gif-26528796

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762745994521083914/1220330783357800530/giphy.gif

[restive trench]

its sillously funny tbf

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134158085859049584/1291986031029260288/3x.gif

[dreamy mango]

🚫 epifnz, that command is disabled in this channel.

[meager charm]

Requested by binbows255 (binbows255)

[restive trench]

no

[pearl coral]

krazy klip

[zenith dirge]

that mace thing looks like a fancy ass grill brush

[fervent narwhal]

bruhh what game is this??

[pearl coral]

we who are about to die

it's on sale right now

[fervent narwhal]

thank you my good sir looks pretty crazy 😄

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/prosper-fitness-black-male-walking-black-guy-buff-gif-13345274949728512154

[small spoke]

Oh nice information to have

[nova flint]

wait galaxy's hired here?

shit i remember when mf was making gore mods in gmod

[pearl coral]

galaxyhiredmarshall

[nova flint]

thank you so much galaxy for fuelling my desire to murder dr klieners for no reason other than they dont take 50 bullets 10 rockets 2.5 kicks in the balls to kill

[wet fjord]

Hello

[stone sedge]

Damn this game looks even more solid than it did before

Oh cool they made the OG name more dehydrated

[wanton portal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eYEkXxBWMZw?si=fx6shgwUzIq0eUJI

Shovel update when

[wanton portal]

I know a longer video of this gif

[pearl coral]

yes !!! i came back lately after playing it a year or two ago

[restive trench]

looks like orange

juice

[pearl coral]

also there are new fights that are TDM's which take place in fields

[restive trench]

for a moment this looked a lot like fortnite

[oak olive]

yeah it does

[restive trench]

very vibrant

yeah bro thats just medieval fortnite

[pearl coral]

i will say now that you mention it the artstyle is sort of resemblant

but it's peak im telling you

[forest falcon]

can't crank 90s 0/10

[pearl coral]

this is my current run

[glacial echo]

fish🐟

[small spoke]

What platforms is this game on

[pearl coral]

puter

[oak olive]

what is this game

[unreal bay]

hahaha you are most welcome lol

[pearl coral]

we who are about to die

[harsh bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/krillin-frieza-died-of-ball-fart-gif-18758714

https://tenor.com/view/grandma-exercise-ball-bounce-gif-26195319

[stone sedge]

Yeah, I had one where I was getting mugged in like a back alley

Just reinstalled it

[pearl coral]

those are pretty fun too

[stone sedge]

Is he supposed to do this

[pearl coral]

[nova flint]

sadly everytime i open a map in singleplayer my game dies so i cant contiune the traditon :(

[pearl coral]

Third Person Player

[stone sedge]

Wait is there other cameras?

[unreal bay]

[pearl coral]

hit r

it's the classic camera style

i much prefer it

[unreal bay]

looks like a cat, doing the face hugging

https://tenor.com/view/bijou-ryu-love-cuddles-cuddle-gif-2142263559821784844

[stone sedge]

Lmao yeah

[nova flint]

just a more

uh

extreme tactic

when you wanna pick food debris from teeth but cant stand the sight of the insides of a mouth

[pearl coral]

good work with making the parrying hook

[nova flint]

you know what i wanted to see for awhile

cod doing a theme thats below ww2

like what far cry did with far cry primal but maybe not THAT far

(and make it actually good which is alot to ask currently...)

[nova flint]

wait is that game out

[oak olive]

this looks awesome

[nova flint]

i got money in my steam wallet and idk what to do wit it

alsow ahts the name

[oak olive]

cod 1776

[pearl coral]

lmao i forgot about that

need to play it

[oak olive]

wait does cod have a ww1 game

[nova flint]

no

[oak olive]

damn

[nova flint]

cod: waterloo

[oak olive]

they should do a ww1 game

[pearl coral]

kingmakers

[nova flint]

mannn

it'll be out in october 8th... :(

[oak olive]

aw man

[lucid atlas]

Its been so long since I've played half sword.. but i think i got it in me

[nova flint]

what about full axe

[lucid atlas]

pollax

[nova flint]

why does your game look just as beautiful as you are

[tawny bear]

what game is this

[nova flint]

is there some higher setting you can access or something

[lucid atlas]

It's because I paired it with a reshade+ dx12

[nova flint]

oh

(insert exploding computer gif here)

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/overheat-computer-explosion-boom-spark-gif-17323916

[nova flint]

fr

[idle crest]

The armour looks more like it's made of steel

[lucid atlas]

its not too bad

[lucid atlas]

the mirror polish makes it look so good yea

[idle crest]

I feel like the armour normally reflects too much blue and it ends up looking like aluminium rather than steel.

[tawny bear]

i wish rtx remix work on all games it would be better than reshade . i tried rtx remix and its satisfying

[lucid atlas]

I do like it as is, but there could be more improvements totally

[idle crest]

Or rather the the base colour of the armour is too bright.

[idle crest]

Yes this looks so much more like steel, love it.

[nova flint]

how does this look with blacked out armor

[lucid atlas]

the blued willie

ill show it to ya

[idle crest]

I had a small piece of aluminium ontop of a steel sheet the other day and I should have taken a picture as an example because the way the aluminium was reflecting light reminded me of the halfsword armour.

[nova flint]

i can taste every scratch and dink on that armor..

[idle crest]

The problem with metals in videogames is that you have to get the values extremely close to correct or else it'll look like a different metal. The worst metal for this is gold.

[nova flint]

i've had my experience with that

in roblox of all things

sometimes it'll either look like fake gold or just

pee

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[idle crest]

I've never seen gold done successfully in a videogame I don't think.

It always ends up looking like chocolate coin wrapper at best.

[nova flint]

😎

im saving that

[nova flint]

tell me

[idle crest]

?

[nova flint]

like

tell me moreee

give me EXAMPLES i wanna HEAR what YOU want to SAY

[stone sedge]

October 8th 2025

[lucid atlas]

david and goliath but without rocks

[idle crest]

The one I hate the most is the golden weapons from vermintide 2.

[nova flint]

lemme search

okay yea this just

looks like you took yellow gold spray paint from the workshop

then pee'd on it

to make it more gold

[idle crest]

The problem with metals is that they interact with light differently to any other material.

In computer graphics there are essentially two types of materials, metals, and EVERYTHING ELSE.

[stone sedge]

You've perfectly described exactly what it is that I didn't like about the armours, I just couldn't place my finger on it

[stable basin]

DEAR GOSH

tuf

[idle crest]

Yea it looks like aluminium, it's an incredibly small difference but it makes the armour look off.

[stable basin]

skil issue

[nova flint]

sounds about right...

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-thomas-shelby-gn-gn-chat-goodnight-chat-gif-16011972052759043668

[nova flint]

what do you think of half sword's gilded stuff

[stable basin]

luck to you all

[dim lion]

goodnight abom

[idle crest]

Every material in the world reflects interacts with light on more or less the same principles, metals are very different.

[dim lion]

man

why can't people just take a screenshot 🥀😪

t

[stone sedge]

Why is the punching bag bleeding

[dim lion]

he hit it REALLY hard

[stone sedge]

Oh fair

[dim lion]

also there is a dead body stuffed inside it like that one episode of Baki

I blotted it out so people wouldn't send hate their way. I know how this chat can be

[idle crest]

Metals as far as I know are any material where the atoms have free electrons that move around the structure easily, these electrons behave essentially like a gas within the metal and they absorb light in a way where your eyes can immediately tell if something is metal or not.

[dim lion]

The video itself was good but Im just thinking to myself "surely you can just take a screenshot from in game??" Like, surely that's less effort than generating things 15 times till you get one you like 😭

[dim lion]

game is quite heavy on computers

looks best in dx12 which many people cannot support currently

[idle crest]

Funny how your opinion doesn't matter when I expose you to lethal amount of ionising radiation huh.

[severe fulcrum]

Um its digital it doesn’t WEIGH anything 🤓

[plain spindle]

yo where are the weapon mods?

i cant find em..

[lucid atlas]

through nexus

[plain spindle]

alr

[dim lion]

Lactose intolerant mfs when I hit them with 50 megatons of nuclear explosives

[plain spindle]

shit i i gottam ake another nexus account

[rare pine]

is the playtest no longer available?

[dim lion]

The playtest has been merged with the demo! Demo is the new full build

Check #announcements and #updates for more info!

[idle crest]

Make a 3d game on scratch

You should do a 3d game at some point, and don't watch a tutorial for it.

Wouldn't exactly call it advanced code.

[wide path]

what did you say

[idle crest]

I figured out how to make a 3d game in scratch when I was younger but I forgot to check the box on a custom block which made it run every frame.

Yep

[bleak pecan]

I made a 3d fluid simulation a while ago in scratch

[wide path]

can we get mordhau yet

!!

[glad marsh]

hey, my game instantly crashes as soon as I hit someone in the abyss, how do I fix that?

either whenever I hit someone or get hit

[wide path]

dont get hit ez..

honestly i dont know though

go check if its in that one bug channel

[oak olive]

minor reading mistake

[idle crest]

Scratch variable UI my beloved.

[glacial valve]

armor reflection settings when

[bleak pecan]

I made this little taskbar thing In scratch aswell

[glacial valve]

I remember back in my day when scratch was a purely web application that looked absolutely dogshit

good ol early 2000's computer sciences

[idle crest]

This is so windows 11 coded.

[glacial valve]

mfers see the MacOS UI and say win11

microsoft really has won

[bleak pecan]

its linux 😭

all of you are wrong

[glacial valve]

naw

[idle crest]

That's what Windows 11 looks like mayne

[glacial valve]

most linux distros are closer to win10 these days for readability

[bleak pecan]

the taskbar itself was "inspired" by mac os though

[glacial valve]

only really 'hyper modern' UIs for linux look like that

[idle crest]

Why should I know what mac os looks like.

[glacial valve]

being unable to recognise a system within like six seconds of looking at the UI placement is considered a f a i l u r e

(this is a joke)

I do computers for a living

:3

anyway

[bleak pecan]

i make video games on unreal engine for a living...
👹

[glacial valve]

did the devs buff willie

he has an atomic kick now

[idle crest]

Game really shouldn't be that graphically intensive, it should naturally be the physics that requires most of the heavy lifting.

[glacial valve]

i was having it happen rarely before recent patches but now

willie straight up kicks me legs once

and they usually explode and shatter

[glacial valve]

A large majority of it comes from armor reflections and weapon reflections

I made a suggestion AGES ago but they REALLY need settings specifically JUST for reflections

use HS:E

spawn 9 pieces of plate armor

watch your FPS tank to like 10

no

its not JUST reflections its also willieAI and physics but

[idle crest]

Surely this only goes for raytraced.

[glacial valve]

uh

no im on medium

lmao

gtx 1080, 40% GPU usage avg

[bleak pecan]

I can finally say half sword has willie physics

[glacial valve]

they are on highest I believe

but even on medium armor has the biggest measurable impact

[idle crest]

Non raytraced reflections shouldn't be that graphically intensive

[glacial valve]

9 willies lags less than 9 pieces of fullplate

[glacial valve]

You can directly see this in gauntlet too

not for me?

if you slowmo you'll notice most of willie lag is just physics rather than actual graphics

comp to reflections where even with slowmo your FPS is literally dying

[idle crest]

Idk I don't have a gpu capable of raytracing so idk how they work on the direct x 12 version.

Well yea dx11 isnt capable of raytracing

[glacial valve]

whar

dx11 can raytrace its just not native!!

the game devs would have to add their own RT pipeline

but yeah

dx12 does that neatly

[idle crest]

That means it can't do it.

[glacial valve]

I believe HS runs UE5 so it may be able to but w/e

anyway its not even RTX

its just reflections in general

play gauntlet even on DX11 on medium and even with one guy left after the 4 knight round you'll still be lagging due to the armor reflections

its bleak

[dapper oriole]

hello

[glacial valve]

bro's name......

[idle crest]

Ik my gpu isn't capable of realtime raytracing, unless it's like voxol raytracing or smth.

[dapper oriole]

how are we on this fine evening

[dapper oriole]

what about it my good chap

[dapper oriole]

why i say

i cant seem to find my half sword photography

anyone mind telling me where it goes

dead chat...

well i say

not as dead as the chap on my screen

[wind zealot]

#photography📷

[dapper oriole]

i know the channel

[wind zealot]

fr

[dapper oriole]

just not the file location

[wind zealot]

oh neither do i fr

[dapper oriole]

welll danm

i got gang banged by 3 men with spears all at the same time

[severe fulcrum]

Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots

[dapper oriole]

does anyone else here mutilate the bodies in brave stand after they colapse?

theres something wrong with me chat

I play on max gore

and i mutilate the bodies

if they gave me a hard time

[small spoke]

Name makes sense

[gloomy crest]

when is next update

...

what month

ok

[gleaming furnace]

I couldn't sleep so I just now beat halo 2 at 5 30am

I don't think I've ever seen a name with the letter y in it

Nvm

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[oak olive]

mine has a y

[gleaming furnace]

I forgot that letter was used often yeahh

What about q tho

[oak olive]

damn

[twilit kraken]

anyone know how to play the full game?

[oak olive]

quincey

[gleaming furnace]

Who tf is named quincey

[twilit kraken]

or get playtest sorry.

[gleaming furnace]

I think you can change the game version by going into properties

And beta

I might be wrong idk

[twilit kraken]

on demo?

[gleaming furnace]

Oh wait nahh

Shit ion know

[twilit kraken]

like i can only the demo bro

[gleaming furnace]

Same

[twilit kraken]

i can only play it so much ahaha

im dying to play the full thing

[oak olive]

full gme isnt out yet

[gleaming furnace]

Idk I thought there was a way but I might be tweaking

[twilit kraken]

play test tho?

or that expired

[oak olive]

on itch.io is the plytest i think idk

theres a demo on steam

[gleaming furnace]

Standalone game with katanas would be dope asf

Same physics and gore just different setting

[oak olive]

true

ded chat]

[gloomy urchin]

sandbox with even non-historical weapons would go hard

[hearty hedge]

yarg

[small spoke]

Early Access comes later this year

I think around December to October

[small spoke]

Expired it's a demo rn

[small spoke]

Itch.io halfsword edition is outdated

so it might still be in playtest on itch.io

[tawny bear]

what is this game

[frozen mason]

WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO PEAK MENTIONED!!!!!!!!

[modern yacht]

We who are about to die

[tawny bear]

thanks

[ornate ivy]

@ember bobcat hi

[wanton portal]

You win a million dollars
But every 1 GB game you download takes almost 5 hours

Do you accept

[indigo hare]

there is no negative here! press install, go on vacation for few weeks

with your $1 million

[wanton portal]

You can't buy a better computer to make the downloads faster

[wind zealot]

so like does this apply to just exactly 1 gb games, or like if a game is 78 gb it would take 78*5 hours

[wanton portal]

Any download you do in any pc will be 5 hours long if it's 1 GB

[wanton portal]

Yes every 1 GB stacks

[wind zealot]

so 5gb = 25 hours

[wanton portal]

Typo

[wind zealot]

i mean, a million dollars is a million dollars

id accept

[wanton portal]

You know I should've included things like files and images

[small spoke]

What currency

[wanton portal]

Either American or UK pounds

[spark quartz]

"What currency" -Nicotine Idiotface19

[remote locust]

Worth it.
I mean, over here I used to have 3Mbps download speed, at least I am not actually stuck at 480p.

I downloaded gta 5 by leaving my pc on for like 2 weeks straight (download kept stalling)

[remote locust]

If you ever attempt to install a game, 5 hours per gigabyte if you didn't download it.
But it shouldn't include other types of things, because that would make the computer actually unusable.

Imagine trying to load up a game, but your hard drive does 0.3 MBs per second top speed. Would take an entire day just loading up windows.

[wide path]

why does my willie keep whining and dying to the slightest dmg..

[gloomy urchin]

i will be the only one to deny

[small spoke]

""what currency" - nicotine idiotface19"- silly stupidhead

[spark quartz]

"""What currency" -nicotine idiotface19"- silly stupidhead" -nic dummy idiot supreme

[small spoke]

""""What currency" -nicotine idiotface19"- silly stupidhead" -nic dummy idiot supreme- silly nation of stupid idiot loser heads

Next person to talk is a stupid idiot

[grand bane]

……

[small spoke]

Dave the stupid idiot

[grand bane]

Gotcha

[abstract moth]

@lost palm

[grand bane]

You are the stupid idiot

[grand bane]

You where the first to talk you stupid idiot

[vague tinsel]

@lost palm

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @ralp0911 ]

[vague tinsel]

@lost palm

[abstract moth]

i love the r/ksp server

[wanton portal]

Because the East side of the world doesn't have buffed oily men

[abstract moth]

"guys the abyss isnt unimaginably shit i promise" willie stabbing himself in the face for no reason:

[spark quartz]

Bro fell for the oldest trick in the book 💔

[small spoke]

It didn't really work because I didn't realize it at all and he started talking to himself

[spark quartz]

poor fella can't come to terms 😞

[small spoke]

Ok

[spark quartz]

😏 👍

[gloomy urchin]

are you silly head

[spark quartz]

no

[dapper oriole]

Hello

[dapper oriole]

That is moving, I am sleep deprived and crazy but that fucking face is nodding

I swear

I'm not schizo

It stops moving when I look

But in the corner of my eye

IT IS MOVING

[spark quartz]

bros name is diddys diciple

[dapper oriole]

Yes

[spark quartz]

Just so youre aware the mods will ask you to change your name

And no arguing will not work

[dapper oriole]

I'll change my server profile when that happens

[spark quartz]

Okie

Just be forewarned

[dapper oriole]

Who in their right mind argues with mods over something so easy to change as a display name

[gloomy urchin]

ok i will call you stinky head

hi stinky head

[spark quartz]

Every single fucking person who has been asked before

[gloomy urchin]

"erm quit 1984ing!!"

[dapper oriole]

Dumbasses fr fr

[spark quartz]

like I'm not a mod but God damn mfers be stubborn

[dapper oriole]

No

[gloomy urchin]

the russians incident

[spark quartz]

Like bro arguing will not work

[dapper oriole]

They got the power not you karen, it's a user, back down fr fr

[gloomy urchin]

no their rights are violated

must yap

[dapper oriole]

Bro what 💀

They got no rights

I will strip them of the Geneva convention

And any laws to protect them

In their said region

They will be de-humanised by my hands

[indigo hare]

Change your name

[gloomy urchin]

discord users when they realize private company is not america's government

[indigo hare]

Please

[dapper oriole]

Ok

[gloomy urchin]

haii moai!!

[indigo hare]

Hello! Im on my way to a ren fair, just popped in at the perfect time I guess lol

[astral ether]

Ooh, have fun!

[dapper oriole]

I am back

I considered Mr Weinstein, thought and went, not worth it