general-catfish-🐱🐟

[forest falcon]

i don't really watch anime, the latest one I watched was The middle aged newbie adventurer just bc i read the manga for it

[gloomy urchin]

who doesnt cry after your name

[stone spade]

I've read solo leveling

that shit falls off so hard

[lunar stream]

touche

[stone spade]

Jobless Reincarnation actually goes somewhere

[forest falcon]

I mean the ending for Solo leveling was ait]

[gloomy urchin]

whatevs it doesnt so far

[forest falcon]

but the sequel kinda blows

[stone spade]

I read the Light Novel of Jobless Reincarnation it's so peak

but solo leveling just gets worse over time

[gloomy urchin]

yk world trigger

[stone spade]

I don't think I've heard of it

[restive trench]

hello ch!/

[gloomy urchin]

you should watch it

or read

[stone spade]

if it's not a fantasy magic story or an Isekai I probably don't care

[gloomy urchin]

one of the first animes i watched was really good

[forest falcon]

The fucking concept of systems in korean manhwa blew up after solo leveling hit

[gloomy urchin]

its basically aliens

but main concept is arena fighting

[forest falcon]

it pisses me off because there are so many shitty necromancer manhwa now

[gloomy urchin]

strategy tactics that kind of stuff

[stone spade]

oh my god every fucking manwha is either "gates opening across the world with monsters pouring out" or "giant towers in every country with monsters in them"

[restive trench]

whats a manwha

[stone spade]

Korean manga basically

[forest falcon]

Have you read FFF class trash hero?

[restive trench]

ah

[stone spade]

Manga is Japanese, Manwha is Korean, Manhua is Chinese

[gloomy urchin]

first of all what is the first video second of all what do i watch

[forest falcon]

holy shit do not touch manhuas for your own braincells

[stone spade]

is that the one where he killed all his comrades just before the final boss because he hates them

[forest falcon]

ye

[restive trench]

second

[stone spade]

most of them are pretty ass yeah

[stone spade]

I read most of it

don't remember where I stopped

[forest falcon]

same ngl

[gloomy urchin]

first got it

[forest falcon]

i think it was on his 5th or 6th run

[restive trench]

fair

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/firebook-kongo-nigeria-gif-6324230472092404887

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[stone spade]

fun fact the only reason I started reading manga was cause I ran out of shitty Isekai anime to watch

[gloomy urchin]

what is the video about

[forest falcon]

edgelord slop

[gloomy urchin]

huh???

[forest falcon]

it's AI generated slop that gives you a shitty speech on being better than everyone else

and how to be edgy

i am summarizing the entirety of a 30 minute video into those words

[gloomy urchin]

ohh

[forest falcon]

it also uses black and white anime and movie scenes as the background

[gloomy urchin]

funny how "trying to be better than everyone else" just makes you another npc

[forest falcon]

You should check out "The Regressed Mercenary’s Machinations"

the fight choreography are fire

[gloomy urchin]

this sounds like it can go either very cool or very bad really fast

[forest falcon]

it's at 42 chapter atm

the fights are slick as hell

[stone spade]

huh might check it thanks

[gloomy urchin]

anyways its late i'll go to sleep

i had a 2 hour nap today so i hope i will wake up good tmr

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-girl-anime-dance-kawaii-anime-happy-gif-27624682

goob night

[idle crest]

Nice blender cycles render.

[forest falcon]

grandpa noo

[idle crest]

I assume that accretion disk was done by using perlin noise and voronoi noise together.

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/test-gif-18079678347053986461

[waxen zenith]

🧐

,yo

[crimson ferry]

people of america, i am watching serverblight and it is fucking peak

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/tai-poop-spongebob-gif-21441274

[spark quartz]

Hell yeah

[swift latch]

That is the single most cursed thing I’ve ever seen

[wanton portal]

do you guys think GTA 6 will be more gorier than halfsword?

[spark quartz]

No

[wanton portal]

because they're going to use like rdr2's gore

[spark quartz]

Tf

[wanton portal]

just image

scrolling around the beach

[swift latch]

Do Emisis Blue too

[wanton portal]

and then you blow some fat ladys head off

[crimson ferry]

already did

[swift latch]

Gucci

[crimson ferry]

blow a fat lady?

[wanton portal]

while also committing arson on her body

[wanton portal]

dude

can we not

[crimson ferry]

i mean

we could

[swift latch]

Lol

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-belt-john-cena-belt-gif-4903678367962176266

[swift latch]

Take her head off and set the rest on fire but THAT is where u draw the line

[wanton portal]

there's a difference between murder and intercourse

[swift latch]

Captain obvious has set sail

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/днестр-рыбалка-fishing-fishing-line-fishing-cast-gif-16161668

[swift latch]

Fishing do be enraging people

[merry wyvern]

I been in the hills fuckin dudes

[restive trench]

i have a psp

i doesnt have an sd card and i only have 1 tennis game on it

[merry wyvern]

PSP is elite balls knowledge

[restive trench]

but it works

it even has a strap

hand strap

[merry wyvern]

Man I wish arma reforger overthrow worked.

Can't even try to do a free install because I don't have internet.

My phone has a hotspot but my PC is ethernet only

God forbid they take a different fucking route

[wanton portal]

trade it for your car

[worldly vapor]

i hate tropes so much

[hard swallow]

sies

[worldly vapor]

they dont want you to know about the femboys

[vivid sedge]

.

[serene atlas]

Hi

Cya

👋

[indigo hare]

ok

catch you around

holy shit, i never noticed frfr

c.y.a. catch you around

damn

good job gurt

good job

[wind zealot]

i have like a psvita but i havent seen anyone talk about it fr

[restive trench]

i want a psvita

it can run mk9 on it

peak

[wind zealot]

fr

[restive trench]

who

[stone spade]

I like tropes but only MY tropes because I'm biased

[wind zealot]

i have like mk9 for the ps3, but i dont have a ps3 anymore

[lunar stream]

i listened to so much femtanyl on max volume i think my brain overheated

[lean pebble]

gorgeous

[lean pebble]

get an sd card and mod it

best thing you can do

[restive trench]

i want to replay it once

[restive trench]

i want to but i cant find the sd card

its like a very specific sd card

[lean pebble]

there are some adapters to put regular micro sd into it

its what I have

[wind zealot]

fr

[restive trench]

oh

i want to try and get it then

[lean pebble]

if that is too much of a bother you can always give it to me

[worldly vapor]

i like dark souls the best because I cant find a lot of tropes in dark souls

[lean pebble]

😊

[stone spade]

it creates it's own tropes but it does have a few

[restive trench]

id happily trade it in with your car :)

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-count-dooku-saber-gif-13988851

[restive trench]

star doors

[stable basin]

ye

[stone spade]

like this trope for example

https://tenor.com/view/ornstein-smough-ornstein-and-smough-dark-souls-from-software-gif-27217826

[lean pebble]

what about a hot wheels?

[restive trench]

include the track and its a deal

[drowsy finch]

Hammer guy and spear dude

[restive trench]

the dude uses his expensive golden hammer in a very specific way
its almost as if hes using it as a warhammer that costs 40k

[tulip copper]

e

[graceful rain]

add multiplayer to demmo

[manic grail]

can we get fatter willies

[static temple]

is dih real be honest brolachowskis

[manic grail]

add zeroplayer

[golden nacelle]

every day i yearn for the update

[jagged swift]

Why are the leaks only body armor I wanna see some game combat leaks

[tulip copper]

add negative player

[jaunty grail]

What do yall think HS will cost?

[graceful rain]

prach

[ruby bobcat]

When does half sword take place?

[static temple]

imagine dihh leaks

ingame tho

[harsh bluff]

5000 armor sets later. we might get a sandbox mode 😉

[manic grail]

2069

[graceful rain]

im hoping no more then 15-20 bucks

[jaunty grail]

Im thinking in the range of 20-30

[harsh bluff]

half sword should cost 20-40$

[static temple]

B.C 1000

[robust sentinel]

[stable basin]

yay new wip

[worldly vapor]

like what

[harsh bluff]

massive undervalue. what other game even comes remotely close to this.

[golden nacelle]

i'd pay even triple A price just by how much i play

[stable basin]

100% its at least gonna be 30 bucks

[harsh bluff]

think about garrys mod, teardown and other physics based games that release on steam. all 20-40$

[worldly vapor]

I think 30 dollars will probably be fair

[graceful rain]

30 dollars is ok im just broke

lol

[gloomy crest]

I will literally pay 100 bucks for multiplayer right now

[pulsar owl]

go on gamestamps

[stable basin]

my guess is 30, but i wouldnt be surprised if it were more

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-one-billion-dollars-haha-money-gif-16679435

[worldly vapor]

theres probably one food item you could stop buying for 3 weeks and then you can get half sword forever

unless youre starving to death in the gobi desert. then.... idk what to do

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-6891886407904187638

[golden nacelle]

if EA or ubi devved this gmae they'd charge like 60 dollars for base and 120 dollars for plat editikn with Nicki Minaj skin

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/five-million-dollars-dwayne-johnson-seven-bucks-the-rock-a-lot-of-money-gif-19971495

[restive trench]

halfsword will cost you your soul

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-dr-evil-one-hundred-billion-dollars-billion-money-gif-26979598

[golden nacelle]

take it

[fickle otter]

It gets worse

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-see-what-i-can-do-tevin-mid-century-modern-i'll-see-what-can-be-done-i'll-try-gif-3030471754511615946

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/80m-increased-revenue-%26-redeploy-3-fte-gif-16275181164178349707

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/amy-poehler-high-five-seth-meyers-snl-great-minds-think-alike-gif-8276636

[stable basin]

i would pay 100 bucks for a full version

realistically

i would be saving up lol

[potent drum]

if paradox owned halfsword they'd have 30 different $60 dlcs for each nation that adds a few different armours and weapons

[hasty mirage]

when will the game realese or wil there be an inside map

[tulip copper]

will there be a skill tree for willie

[restive trench]

game never releases

[stable basin]

DON’T

[fickle otter]

Broadsword expansion $1000

[restive trench]

what

[stable basin]

do not say that it may come true

[golden nacelle]

curse

[lofty kindle]

Early Access launches Q4 of this year. More maps/arenas to fight in will be available then.

[stable basin]

yes

curse

[proud swan]

i think like that too

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-money-futurama-gif-6882124657810317443

[golden nacelle]

Peter Griffin skin for willie 200302020300 $

[worn geyser]

when are they gonna actually drop something new in the wip they keep showing some armor bs

[potent drum]

italy expansion $8000

[tulip copper]

unclothed willie 1$

[pulsar owl]

this is worse than the time I was in the Holy Roman Empire ca. 1470

[lofty kindle]

All the assets being shown is new.

[golden nacelle]

female willie 293729383729283729 $

[stable basin]

armor is infact wip and new- it looks clean and i’m sure they do not wanna show off too much yet

[restive trench]

im going to make horus curse this game and whenever the devs update it frank gets sand in his eyes

[golden nacelle]

just let them cook

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/pharoah's-curse-pharoah-curse-gif-9768609729181577113

[pulsar owl]

threat of hexing mods please banish him to the void

[fickle otter]

I will send a photo of my broadsword if someone reacts with an orange square

[tulip copper]

will half sword be and rpg

[restive trench]

exactly

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-square-turning-yellow-gif-14714118944434074418

[stable basin]

poor frank

[lofty kindle]

What?

[restive trench]

im going to curse you too and put sand in your coffee

[pulsar owl]

don't be stupid, half sword will be a tower defense game

[restive trench]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[lapis relic]

is there an estimate of when we will get early access?

[lofty kindle]

It will not be an RPG.

[tulip copper]

who do you defend against

[stable basin]

yeah this part

[pulsar owl]

willies

[stable basin]

he’s gonna cast sand in his eye

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[worn geyser]

well if yall wanna wait 10 years for some armor after each update then be my guest

[golden nacelle]

wtf i thought it was a harem gacha

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-gif-3239499918304579127

[golden nacelle]

100 Willie wives

[pulsar owl]

oh there will be harem aspects dw

[graceful badger]

half-sword needs a gauntlet story mode

[torpid comet]

Hi chat

[lofty kindle]

Hello!

[pulsar owl]

bonjour chatte

[golden nacelle]

hi

[stable basin]

how would the halfsword story mode go

[tulip copper]

yes i want willies father to cast him out and he has to be a beggar

[stable basin]

im wondering

[graceful badger]

Halo

[merry wyvern]

Lord Scrotamus wishes all a happy afternoon

[golden nacelle]

[torpid comet]

Been here since April but haven’t talked til now lol

[restive trench]

halfsword is actually going to be a slots machine

[lofty kindle]

The armor and so much more is coming in Early Access. We have no content updates planned for the demo.

[golden nacelle]

ok seriously are we gonna get female willie

[graceful badger]

LADS, MAKE THIS VIDEO THE MOST REACTED IN HERE

[stable basin]

absolutely not

[torpid comet]

Imagine zombies in half sword

[restive trench]

no

[merry wyvern]

There are already female Willie's in the game, they just don't have exterior indicators of their sex.

[golden nacelle]

add chainsaw

[torpid comet]

Oui

[graceful badger]

ITS WORKING

[golden nacelle]

i never thought of that

[stable basin]

so willie could be willia

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/handsome-justin-timberlake-seriously-gif-16356362

[pulsar owl]

i know u are but what am i

[graceful badger]

erm, im 17

bitch

[gloomy crest]

everyone i react on the image

[fickle otter]

#photography📷 message

[torpid comet]

willie.exe has stopped working after witnessing this truly mind-boggling happening

[graceful badger]

seriously

[midnight shuttle]

Hello all! I'm new to discord, deffo new to this community, but I've been playing Half-sword for quite a bit now. Decided to get out of my comfort zone (introvert, socially awkward, lurker, lol all that) and start sharing all the videos, clip, and photos I have collected. I'll hopefully keep coming back more, I'll also share this https://youtu.be/EET9mVqQAvc?si=Ej6O14sWqJvG1FFc my first Half-Sword video, in hopes I can share some joy and laughs with the community! Hope this isnt breaking any rules, thanks everyone!

I'm currently finishing another video now as well

[gloomy crest]

lotsa people don’t act their age lol

[stable basin]

oh very nice

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[graceful badger]

cool?

[graceful badger]

m8 im not THAT old

[lofty kindle]

That is @fickle otters.

[fickle otter]

Should I add my helmet??

[restive trench]

ok unc

[stable basin]

oh i see- its pretty clean

[graceful badger]

fuck no

[gloomy crest]

please don’t say the i-slur

[lofty kindle]

Yay another HS content Creator!

Welcome to the community.

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[golden nacelle]

job

[pulsar owl]

What's wrong with Bharat

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[restive trench]

why is india a bad word now

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-fright-gif-1407771759511089766

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gustavo-fring-giancarlo-esposito-explain-yourself-series-gif-17635701

[stone spade]

smiling friends character

[pulsar owl]

fallout worldbuilding corpse ahh

[stone spade]

😭

[tulip copper]

so veiny 👅

[graceful badger]

rate ts

[lofty kindle]

if you would like sure.

[sullen valve]

STOP MAKING ARMOR AND MAKE SOME DAMN WEAPONS

[gloomy crest]

sybau -15/10

[austere oasis]

million WIPs but never actually add anything LOL

[pulsar owl]

ts

[golden nacelle]

when does hair DLC come out

[stone spade]

one is way harder to do

[gloomy crest]

TRUE

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-to-pointing-gun-mercy-kill-feras-feras-plays-gif-24096929

[sullen valve]

ive seen like 3 shields sneak peeked and 4 armors i think thats more than enough to make atleast 2 weapons

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/skweezy-jibbs-skweezy-jibbs-gif-20800519

[lofty kindle]

Weapons are modular there are already thousands of variations.

[gloomy crest]

holy slop

[sullen valve]

i still think there are a lot of weapons that could be added

maybe in a seperate mode like ancient egypt or something

[wanton hound]

Bro

[gloomy crest]

add willie as a weapon

[unkempt zodiac]

bait used to be believable

[lofty kindle]

Outside of the region and time period being focused on.

[golden nacelle]

sumerian DLC 1000000 $

[graceful badger]

u fr

[stable basin]

well it is set in the medieval period

[sullen valve]

oh yall dont go outside of that i aint know

[restive trench]

i dont think 15th century germans used ancient egypt weapons

[wanton hound]

He wasnt aware of the time period the game is set in

[sullen valve]

i mean do yall know that one weapon the macahauhitl

[lofty kindle]

1450-1475 German speaking lands Europe.

[sullen valve]

that could be added maybe

[golden nacelle]

fr*nch people would be mad

[gloomy crest]

fuck the fr*nch

they can suck my americock

[sullen valve]

ew fr*nch

[fickle otter]

#references♥_1450-1470 message

[golden nacelle]

hell yeah

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukihime-mario-gallo-bestino-melty-blood-gif-10902045962749150817

[graceful badger]

not fr

[sullen valve]

i think we can make the world better if we just remove isreal and france from the world map no?

[restive trench]

politics

[lofty kindle]

Yeah it is savage. the movie The Dead Lands did it justice.

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-lazerdim-lazerdim700-ld-sylau-gif-8872031861262125330

[graceful badger]

i had prepared for this occasion, prepare for a flood of fr*nch photos

[graceful badger]

ur late, bitch

[gloomy crest]

“yeah guys im 17”

[sullen valve]

i honestly love it its so underrated

[lofty kindle]

The French got around.

[graceful badger]

https://tenor.com/view/greasestain-laughing-no-teeth-twitter-stan-twitter-gif-10993056060644548261

[stone spade]

German speaking and yet no master cuts smh

[graceful badger]

sybau

[tulip copper]

can we ban noober for fun

[worldly vapor]

You are late to stupid town

[gloomy crest]

PLEASE DO

[golden nacelle]

what about the anglos

[plain crater]

any hint of a clue when the next update is?

[worldly vapor]

does this count as a reference really

[sullen valve]

guys lets ban noober forever as a joke only as a joke tho

[graceful rain]

.

[lofty kindle]

Nah, that is just where homie has perms to post images atm.

[gloomy crest]

deeeeefinitely not because they’re super annoying

[restive trench]

early access is q4 2025, thats all we know

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-unamused-whatever-oh-well-so-what-gif-10171209

[restive trench]

there might be an update while we wait, there might not

[worldly vapor]

I didnt like this movie

[graceful badger]

yoamens?

addin them?

[stone spade]

Inside Out?

[lofty kindle]

No planned updates until Early Access release.

[stone spade]

it was good

[worldly vapor]

but spear based warfare is too hard for half sword to do

[stone spade]

I don't have any really strong opinions on it tbh

[drowsy finch]

They’re pretty cool

[tulip copper]

fire combo

[worldly vapor]

i didnt like it because it required empathy and I hate my fellow man to an irrational degree

[sullen valve]

nah i honestly said ancient egypt randomly but i mean they should add weapons like the macahuhithl

[worldly vapor]

I dont want HS to become the Star Citizen of premodern combat

[fickle otter]

I will speak here more often to get perms

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[sullen valve]

nah in like a seperate mode

it should be like called crazy weird weapons or something

[worldly vapor]

and theyd have to simulate it breaking somehow

because its literally like glass

[restive trench]

ancient egypt dlc

[golden nacelle]

naval warfare dlc when

[sullen valve]

what if instead of using obsidian it was like a modern version and it was like rusty steel

[golden nacelle]

pirate willie

[restive trench]

reproduction dlc when

[sullen valve]

because the main purpose of that weapon is to infect ppl

[lofty kindle]

lol too many pings Discord refreshed and marked all read

[sullen valve]

NOW

[gloomy crest]

ww2 willie

[fickle otter]

When are we getting Castille as a nation

[golden nacelle]

spanish inquisition dlc

https://tenor.com/view/hiszpańska-inkwizycja-funny-pose-gif-13185102

[tulip copper]

the plague dlc

[graceful badger]

make fun of me now, im doing this for fun

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/spam-spam-intensifies-yum-gif-13948300

[drowsy finch]

Love spears

[golden nacelle]

omg what

[graceful badger]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-crank-dat-gif-19328104

the

FRAAAAAAAAAAMS

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/nasty-patty-inspector-sponge-bob-mr-krabs-gif-15038466

[autumn laurel]

looks fine to me

[tulip copper]

wait tahts not the whole episdoe

[drowsy finch]

Thats a you issue </3

[tulip copper]

grrrr

[worldly vapor]

Then thats called a useless abomination of a weapon

[sullen valve]

its better than fragile obsidian

[tulip copper]

add katanas

[worldly vapor]

I remember that ao3 fanfic

[drowsy finch]

Just use a sword at that point

[worldly vapor]

or a mace

[restive trench]

Obsidian isnt fragile, you need a diamond pickaxe to mine it !!!

[sullen valve]

b-but cool weapon 😢

[drowsy finch]

Long swords are very cool

[sullen valve]

boring

[drowsy finch]

The billhook i extremely really cool

[restive trench]

hand and a halfs

[drowsy finch]

Hand and a lots

[restive trench]

billhooker

[drowsy finch]

The billhook on its way to be the best weapon in the video game:

[restive trench]

was this clip after or before april fools update

[drowsy finch]

I dont post my playtest clips anymore

[restive trench]

oh okay

[merry wyvern]

Rali has the super secret sheep build that allows her to perform moves we cant

[restive trench]

ms folley maam please discover new tech and glitches to make the billhook the best weapon ever thanks

[drowsy finch]

Mkayy

[drowsy finch]

I’m really not that good

[restive trench]

power of the sheep

[plush cedar]

is this a half life or half sword?

[drowsy finch]

I need a reliable way to store momentum

[drowsy finch]

Haf sord

[plush cedar]

:(

[merry wyvern]

Humble

[restive trench]

there was a youtube tutorial i saw but idk if it works with polearms too

https://youtu.be/iQNWcLj4_-Y

[drowsy finch]

You kinda gotta throw it, if that makes sense

Its kinda like casting a line

[fickle otter]

I use swings

I go top to bottom in a fluid motion

[restive trench]

throw it back multiple times then hit

[ivory fjord]

Ahem

[drowsy finch]

Baaaa

[ivory fjord]

This Google pixel 9 is hot garb

The keyboard is so fuckin buggy on it what happened to them

[merry wyvern]

I usually do a series of parries, then smack Willie with my crossguard and then disembowel him.

[restive trench]

they got pixelated

[ivory fjord]

I had a pixel 5a up until this point and it was totally fine, nothing was wrong

This thing works but God does it have a sprinkling of small but annoying problems

[fickle otter]

You should try positioning your sword forward the sliding down into a cross guard strike

[drowsy finch]

I just harass him as much as I can with the billhook until he dies

[restive trench]

evil

[drowsy finch]

Or with the spear I’ll just fish for an opening all match

[ivory fjord]

I just like to halfsword the billhook, easy decimate willies that way

[merry wyvern]

That's basically what I do

[graceful badger]

a J**********B

J********************B!!!

[drowsy finch]

I only really do that if a fight is dragging for 600 years

[fickle otter]

I like using tactics from actual medieval books

[drowsy ledge]

waiting for a sneak peak that isnt armor

[drowsy finch]

I have a job :)

[merry wyvern]

Sometimes I catch his blade in half sword stance and then punch him with the guard

[graceful badger]

proof

[drowsy ledge]

fun thing is that theyre very efficient

[merry wyvern]

I've got him to hit himself with his own crossguard once or twice

[restive trench]

you god damn employee
you money earner

you life haver

[drowsy ledge]

bro's *mployed

[fickle otter]

Cup behind his neck and slide right in half sword stance

[ivory fjord]

My fights normally last that long cuz I'm permastuck in tiers 7-8

Just my bread n butter I guess

[forest falcon]

holy shit

look up what Mat Pat is up to

[drowsy finch]

Primter

[merry wyvern]

Honestly my fighting style looks like my Willie is exhausted

[merry wyvern]

Holy Vel

[drowsy finch]

I play a lotta t7 too!!!

[restive trench]

what

[forest falcon]

he's become a politician

[restive trench]

did he unretire

[drowsy finch]

I love having a money :)

[restive trench]

i will vote for him even though im not american

[drowsy finch]

I’d vote for him

[ivory fjord]

Yeah idk if I'm sold on Mat pay doing the career politician shit

[restive trench]

no you must become an unemployed basement dweller like the rest of us

[ivory fjord]

Granted, I know nothing of them other than he was a content creator

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/no-sonny-i-robot-gif-23790834

[forest falcon]

apparently he's working towards making the work for content creators more fair

[fickle otter]

He is trying to display online creators as business owners he is not becoming a politician

[golden nacelle]

can we make willie the holy roman emperor and revoke the privilegia

willie world conquest speedrun

[forest falcon]

since we are not allowed to discuss politics i am not going into much detail

[ivory fjord]

That's not what the world needs above other issues this point, but I can admire that idea. Idk if he's gonna get through the other lobbyists tho

[fickle otter]

Willie god emperor of Willie-kind

[golden nacelle]

hail

[forest falcon]

just surprising

[ivory fjord]

Too much money is wrapped up in monetizing children in games

[coral wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-dab-me-up-my-man-dab-me-five-gif-14292088878183815053

[golden nacelle]

game companies be luke hey it's not my fault kids like peter griffin

[coral wolf]

dab me five 🪲

[coral wolf]

🦋

dab me five

[indigo hare]

No

No I don’t think I will

[ivory fjord]

Moai here to shut down the conversation :_(

This is tyranny!

[coral wolf]

moth dab me five....

[pulsar night]

[indigo hare]

No jokes, good times or laughter allowed here. Or civil conversation

[forest falcon]

literally 1984

[pulsar night]

No fun is allowed to be had.

[coral wolf]

🐖

🐂

the wild animals

[forest falcon]

Comrade Moai is watching

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/champagne-poppin-gif-10045067760193076534

[coral wolf]

🦨

[indigo hare]

Those are domesticated animals

[coral wolf]

sprays

[pulsar night]

[coral wolf]

🦨
sprays

[golden nacelle]

stop farting

[coral wolf]

🦩

[pulsar night]

Chat, cut off this guy's legs

[coral wolf]

i love the discord animal emojis dude theyre so silly

[pulsar night]

They really are though. Like who uses them? And why?

[coral wolf]

me
cuz theyre silly

[golden nacelle]

🐇bnuuy

[coral wolf]

🦐 rimpo

[pulsar night]

I like my own emojis, but I'm biased

[coral wolf]

i like the discord animal emojis because they look really silly and are from a side view

🐒

[pulsar night]

Look at this dopey guy

Munke

[coral wolf]

🐆

🐊

like this is awesome

[coral wolf]

is that the bang energy drink guy

[pulsar night]

Not going to lie, I haven't seen most of these. And I haven't had a reason to use most of them, but now that I'm looking at them I will definitely be using them more often

Omg is that him??

He looks like he fell off... Caffeine overdose

[coral wolf]

this dude reminds me of martin cabello if he was like
a crazy fucking scientist

[pulsar night]

Yeah he kind of reminds me of the doc from back to the Future at this point LOL

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-22947805

[radiant anchor]

🐕 awgalicious

[restive trench]

🦔

looks like

🙇

[drowsy finch]

🐑

[radiant anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/497142796961054721/1232432749340528660/togif-5-2-1.gif

[restive trench]

🐏

[radiant anchor]

the resemblance

is uncanny

[drowsy finch]

‼️ ‼️ ‼️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🐑 🐑 🐑

[drowsy finch]

Good god!!

[spark quartz]

Folley more like fartey

[plush cedar]

literally me

[drowsy finch]

Burn in hell :(

[restive trench]

folley more like

[spark quartz]

Folley more like Volleyball

[drowsy finch]

Don’t burn in hell

[radiant anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-17006273006060164916

[restive trench]

fanta

[restive trench]

🐎

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

[plush cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-gif-14891451

ffs

[idle crest]

Today's subject, unconventional warfare tactics.

[spark quartz]

Folley more like Flippy

[drowsy finch]

Maybe burn in hell ❓ ❓ ⁉️

[plush cedar]

Folley the white

Folley the fool

[restive trench]

rail of the fallen

[spark quartz]

Rude rude rude

[drowsy finch]

Zounds!

[plush cedar]

Folley the stinky

[radiant anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/have-at-thee-ratatouille-gif-11199067726130995678

[spark quartz]

Folley the Stinkmaster 500

[plush cedar]

Folley the wrinkly

[drowsy finch]

The projection here is crazy </3

[fickle otter]

I have been at theed

[plush cedar]

what the fuck even is that

[restive trench]

u stimk

[restive trench]

rat

[radiant anchor]

yes!

[fickle otter]

Ain't never seen a rat

[plush cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homelander-milk-firecracker-gif-15526358544643243544

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-of-ra-curse-of-ra-gif-10622361558915339590

[spark quartz]

Folley the Dummy head

[plush cedar]

in the mirror

folley the rat

[radiant anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/lc-cat-1-last-call-gif-12503179203558001232

[restive trench]

u still didnt sacrifice yourself to ra :((

[drowsy finch]

I’m not gonna ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[fickle otter]

Go eat sandwich

[spark quartz]

Reconsider

[restive trench]

but you get kopesh

damn fool missing out on peak

[radiant anchor]

dude

I love kopesh!!

[drowsy finch]

I can just buy one </3

[restive trench]

id sacrifice myself if i was a sheep

[radiant anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-gif-4027564930354360313

[restive trench]

why buy one when you can just sacrifice yourself for ra and get one !!!!

[spark quartz]

Send folley to gulag

[plush cedar]

I dont make sandvicehs unless im drunk

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-treyreloaded-gif-9828766681290374907

[drowsy finch]

I conceal carry a liberator carbine with me at all times!!

[pulsar night]

I don't want to know where you conceal that

[coral wolf]

the bugs in my book when i turn my page

🐛

🪲

[drowsy finch]

In myyy wool

[spark quartz]

You don't wanna know

Oh yeah that

[pulsar night]

This was established already

[spark quartz]

Wool

[coral wolf]

i conceal my gun in my bug case

i have a case full of bugs

little guys in there

[radiant anchor]

Open carrying a thermonuclear warhead to the local mcdonalds

[spark quartz]

I conceal my gun in my prison wallet

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-ishin-fight-gif-13354261

[coral wolf]

noe nope nome nuh uh

open carrying big case of bugs

hundreds of bugs in there

[pulsar night]

What if I told you I have a bag full of scarab beetles ready to attack on my command

[coral wolf]

hey thats aggression and its unnecessary

i just like little bugs

[spark quartz]

Who needs to carry a glock when you have a suitcase of locusts

[restive trench]

i wonder where kiryu is concealing his 100 stamina royale?

[pulsar night]

I laughed way harder at this than I anticipated

[drowsy finch]

We need to bring back locust swarms tbh

[coral wolf]

its my suitcase of bgs

[drowsy finch]

You

[coral wolf]

no locusts just bugs locusts are bad

[indigo hare]

Please don’t laugh at his jokes, I don’t want him to get a big head

[coral wolf]

this is terorrism

[spark quartz]

Oh god it's easter

[coral wolf]

i just like silly bugs

[spark quartz]

Funs over everyone

[pulsar night]

Too late, he already seems to have a bug head 🪲

[coral wolf]

i like little bugs and stuff theyre very interesting and cool

i liike bugs

[pulsar night]

And I like trains

[coral wolf]

does nayone else here like little bugs and critters

i like little bugs

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-terminid-typing-helldivers-2-gif-7757263177706140300

[spark quartz]

Easter island head hates trains btw

[restive trench]

i love killing bugs

[coral wolf]

this is not me and this is not nice to say to people man...

[indigo hare]

I said this not 20 minutes ago and yet here you are.

[coral wolf]

dude....

[drowsy finch]

I only implied it !!!

[coral wolf]

what the fuck...

[spark quartz]

1985

[coral wolf]

thats not okay....

[restive trench]

it is though

[drowsy finch]

He’s trainsphobic 😟

[coral wolf]

mods this guy is bugphobic

[restive trench]

same

[spark quartz]

yeah

[coral wolf]

get his ass

bugphobic ass

[radiant anchor]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3I4aTZycXd4ejFmem9iYW5wczB4MXZnZjZwa2tpdW55cmNsMXliaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/D3xEnACp0TSDsaYWhR/giphy.gif

[restive trench]

im both bugphobic and trainsphobic

[spark quartz]

Dont worry it's not one of the good mods

[restive trench]

sorry guys

[coral wolf]

what about little bugs

[spark quartz]

Easter is horrifically corrupt

DOWN WITH BIG EASTER

[coral wolf]

its okay my little bugs forgive you

[indigo hare]

I am _____ corrupt

[radiant anchor]

nah I just had to throw out that gif since its rather silly

[coral wolf]

🥀

[spark quartz]

DOWN WITH BIG EASTER

[restive trench]

yippe

[spark quartz]

LETS KILL AND EAT EASTE4

[indigo hare]

Are you calling me fat

[ivory fjord]

Big Easter hoarding all the gold eggs for themselves!

[coral wolf]

my bugs are perfect for this

[spark quartz]

FAT WITH CORRUPTION

[ivory fjord]

We need to make a bnnuy union!

[pulsar night]

Chat, feed him to re'ih, slumbering god of the volcano

[coral wolf]

fat with obesity

and burg er

fatty

🫃

[radiant anchor]

How can stone be fat

[spark quartz]

GAWD DAYUM

[restive trench]

gyat

[radiant anchor]

Do you mean like compact and condensed?

[ivory fjord]

That's a good one

[indigo hare]

I don’t have to

You’re right

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bile-bile-titan-stick-bugged-gif-5435929987286904790

[spark quartz]

stinky rali

[proud otter]

good morning everynyan

[proud otter]

everyones favourite fujoshi is getting into astrology

[spark quartz]

Easter rali was calling you a dumb rock and said you stink of metamorphicness

[spark quartz]

You should ban them

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/yungboy-never-broke-again-chip-cash-money-gif-10814543523167440323

[coral wolf]

THERE BE TREASURE

[spark quartz]

I LITERQLLY MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU

[drowsy finch]

I love the game version

[coral wolf]

WALK DA PLANK MATEYS!!!!!!!!!!

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

YO HO

[indigo hare]

Me when I’m a dirty little fuckin liar

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[spark quartz]

YES

[indigo hare]

Bro doesn’t even have a j*b

[proud otter]

from one jobless person to another, don't embarrass yourself

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[restive trench]

i have 35 dollars in my little piggy bank

[spark quartz]

I have a job don't associate yourself with me 😭

[restive trench]

and im unemployed

[restive trench]

sure buddy sure

[drowsy finch]

We’re better than these people silly

We have money

[restive trench]

take your meds silly

[spark quartz]

I DOOLOOOOO

[spark quartz]

True rali

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/faint-fall-black-black-man-fast-gif-22062849

[indigo hare]

I hate people who are doing better than me, worse than me, or the same as me

[spark quartz]

I apolochives to you

[restive trench]

whatever makes you sleep at night

[viscid charm]

Hello, do you know how to solve a problem of crashing?

[proud otter]

like working under the government doing way too much important shit or the burger king because i don't think you can call urself employed at entry level

[fickle otter]

Makes enough sense

[drowsy finch]

Thanks sport

[ivory fjord]

Good thing I'm not people

[proud otter]

FLORAAAAA

HELLO

[indigo hare]

I hate oxygen

[proud otter]

[indigo hare]

And oxygen producing things

[ivory fjord]

G morning meli

[spark quartz]

You're literally not contributing to society at all and you have an anime pfp 💔💔💔

[restive trench]

100% of people who breathed oxygen died

[drowsy finch]

I hate people who are doing better than me, worse than me, or the same as me
-# Redundant, -1.

[proud otter]

good morning, i am reading on astrology on wikipedia today

[indigo hare]

So true king so true

[proud otter]

shes from a game 💔

[fickle otter]

Oxygen addicts are always like "I need it to live" ok addict

[spark quartz]

Im too employed to know that 💔💔

[proud otter]

the modern youth doesn't have danganronpa phases anymore

[drowsy finch]

What about all the people who are breathing and alive

[restive trench]

they are yet to die

[proud otter]

mascot horror pfp cant be talking about other people

[restive trench]

dont worry i am rapidly approaching

[indigo hare]

Thats the awful part about oxygen. You don’t even realize it’s killing you because it works so slow

[drowsy finch]

Thus the statistic that 100% of people who have breathed have died

[pulsar night]

Imagine asking the most generic question on the planet. This is like calling Microsoft and saying "my computer's broken"

[drowsy finch]

Is WRONG !!!

[restive trench]

okay let me reword it

[spark quartz]

2 for 1 knowing what things are youre unemployment stench is radiating 💔💔💔

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-miles-edgeworth-ace-attorney-objection-don't-care-gif-14053313348735014953

[restive trench]

100% of dead people used to breath oxygen everyday

[indigo hare]

Literally this

Genius af

[proud otter]

i didn't know employment meant not knowing anything either jeez

[tardy goblet]

why the link is "s.team" in #work-in-progress ??

[drowsy finch]

To STEAL your steam ACCOUNT !!!!

[restive trench]

shush your breath stinks

[spark quartz]

Yeah you wouldn't know that 💔💔😭

[indigo hare]

Store.steam

It brings you to the store page for halfsword

[restive trench]

no its an ip grabber

it takes your ip

[indigo hare]

Shut up nerd

[restive trench]

and generates williecoin

[restive trench]

shut up unc

[proud otter]

now i don't want to be employed, employed people look stupid

[indigo hare]

🙁

[spark quartz]

Bro he's gramps not unc

[restive trench]

right my bad

[indigo hare]

Thats you

[restive trench]

bro youre older than willie

[fickle otter]

Pack it up great great great great great great great unc

[indigo hare]

So are you!!!

[tardy goblet]

It's even more weird that it redirects to "store.steam" so you might as well put "store.steam" in the URL instead of "s.team"

[spark quartz]

Your mirror is prolly broken from your Medusa ass skin bro you don't even know what you look like 😭😭😭

[restive trench]

no im 16 years old

[proud otter]

??? my mirror is fine

[restive trench]

easter youre like

1000000 years old

[drowsy finch]

Child.

[restive trench]

willie is like

6k years old

[spark quartz]

😭😭😭

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/uhmmmmm-uhm-yes-no-woah-gif-23719978

[restive trench]

at least i dont gotta pay taxes !!!!!

adult

[spark quartz]

You'll be here one day

[restive trench]

never

[spark quartz]

Yup

[restive trench]

ill evade my taxes

[drowsy finch]

And you’ll DIE savagely !!!!!

[proud otter]

okay imma go read yao and play hatsune miku and eat some bomb ass food, byebye!

[spark quartz]

10 years will pass you by so quickly

[restive trench]

the irs wont catch me

[spark quartz]

Unemployed behavior

[spark quartz]

Bro Easter is 47 years old bruh

He can tell you time flies

[indigo hare]

Im NOT 47!!

[restive trench]

47 year old bc

[proud otter]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[restive trench]

yeah youre way older

1000000000 years old

[spark quartz]

Mb gang 46 going on 47

[spark quartz]

Easter do you just have these in your phone bro 😭

[indigo hare]

Maybe

[restive trench]

he's so old no one looks at his phone

[spark quartz]

That doesn't even make sense 😭😭😭

[restive trench]

uhhh hes old

[indigo hare]

Do you look at your grandpas phone

[spark quartz]

My grandpa is dead so no 😭😭

[restive trench]

exactly

[drowsy finch]

Good work, 47.

[spark quartz]

Easter is agent 47 years old

[indigo hare]

Shut up nerd

[restive trench]

moai has died and lived multiple times so its impossible to look at his phone

[restive trench]

agent grandpa

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sanzmeme-moai-batu-emot-batu-gif-23675752

[wintry heron]

@gilded osprey

[spark quartz]

Easter so old he saw this and said "is this real" and reposted it on his Facebook account

[restive trench]

imagine moai's daughter looks at his phone and she says "dad why do you a lot of videos of this dude in underwear"

[spark quartz]

come on bro that's too far

[restive trench]

he does have a daughter

[spark quartz]

Yeah don't be taking about them on a public discord 😭

[restive trench]

my bad

[viscid charm]

how to fucking solve these crashes

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/this-time-simpsons-chips-hungry-steal-gif-15838307

[restive trench]

this time...

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/face-melting-indiana-jones-fire-transforming-gif-12010697

[indigo hare]

Found it

#1306038290968739870

The collection

[restive trench]

thats a lot of willie

[spark quartz]

What ai do yall use for that

[spark quartz]

Oh boy it's blueberry

[restive trench]

viggle.ai

[spark quartz]

Thx cuh

[restive trench]

can you READ

[restive trench]

silly

[spark quartz]

Actually no

[indigo hare]

No wonder you only ever say NONSENSE

HA

got em

[spark quartz]

Nonsense

[indigo hare]

Roasted af

[spark quartz]

FUCK

[restive trench]

then go to the scribe he'll teach you

[spark quartz]

Bro i am not going to sedletz 😭😭

[indigo hare]

I bought kcd2 2 weeks ago, installed it, haven’t touched it

[spark quartz]

ok 👍

[indigo hare]

Please don’t respond to me

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[fickle otter]

Ok👍

[restive trench]

then go to Uzhitz

[spark quartz]

Oh right I forgot that's where you go

[indigo hare]

The next person to respond to me is going to be locked into #1270577738826256536 for an hour

[spark quartz]

type 1 if Easter should be taken to the shadow dimension

[restive trench]

1

[indigo hare]

Making my list

[spark quartz]

Checking it twice

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/radical-cat-skate-board-cool-sick-asf-gif-10201057992928994609

[indigo hare]

No. Only idiots need to check twice.

[indigo hare]

HA

HA

HA

Me when I get you

[spark quartz]

Easter some guy was trying to get me banned like three days aho

*ago

That shit was funny

[indigo hare]

Why was he definitely justified in doing that?

What’d you do

[spark quartz]

😭

[spark quartz]

I forget the context but I said "what if I find your address" and he said "go for it" and I posted a gif of the planet earth spinning

[indigo hare]

Insert horrible ban worthy thing, innocently

[spark quartz]

And said "afraid now bozo"

[indigo hare]

Ahhh yeah I saw that

[restive trench]

you stinky poopohead

[spark quartz]

He then said he felt threatened and tried to get fencer to ban me

I was like bruh

[indigo hare]

Well to be fair you did tell everyone he was on earth

[spark quartz]

I guess that's true

But youre on earth too

[restive trench]

how dare you disclose that he's an earther

[spark quartz]

Oh shit

[indigo hare]

Ban speed run?

[spark quartz]

NO PLEASE 😭😭😭

[indigo hare]

Casual dox is wild ngl

Im gonna have to move now

[spark quartz]

Im just glad fencer was there you would've banned me

On sight

[indigo hare]

Just give me a reason bud

Let me see you make a typo

[spark quartz]

Erm, I don't make typos

[indigo hare]

No period?

Just what I was waiting for

[spark quartz]

No I'm a guy

[indigo hare]

Thats..

I wish I had some rocks to throw

[spark quartz]

Brother you are on EARTH it's all rocks

[indigo hare]

Watch for the warning message from dyno

[spark quartz]

😭 😭

[restive trench]

dude stop doxxing

[spark quartz]

I CANT HELP IT

throwing around that word in a voice message is still not allowed btw 😭

[indigo hare]

Thanks for making me listen. Im gonna go ahead and yell at you now

For the content

[dim lion]

silly head lives at 57 stupid lane in dummy town

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/walta-jesse-meth-pinkman-breakingbad-gif-26949953

[spark quartz]

You would know because youre my neighbor

OHHHH

ROASTEDDDD

[neat tundra]

on jupiter?

[restive trench]

grandpas' avenue

[stable basin]

owned

[dim lion]

yeah but aren't you running for mayor?

[spark quartz]

Aren't you my opponent?

OHHHHHHH

ROASTED AGAIN

[restive trench]

running? he IS mayor

[dim lion]

hell no I hate politics

[stable basin]

owned again

[spark quartz]

Thanks abom

[dim lion]

governer of stupid town

[restive trench]

trye

hes just that silly

[spark quartz]

As mayor I sentence you both to death

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1380046945514557520/201924684256489701424GrW05exbkAEu4v7-ezgif_com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[restive trench]

i dont live in your stupid town

[dim lion]

allow me to be a martyr for my cause

Use the table saw for it