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wanton portal
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music

zenith dirge
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you know elvis?

unborn kayak
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crazy

indigo hare
zenith dirge
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i think everyone does

wanton portal
wild iron
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so serious

cosmic rain
zenith dirge
wild iron
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im not over there ☹️

cosmic rain
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Ok I'm out now

zenith dirge
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aw danm

indigo hare
cosmic rain
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No more artists

wild iron
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But i swear they have dolls music signed shit

wanton portal
indigo hare
cosmic rain
cosmic rain
wanton portal
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nope still not ringing any bells

unborn kayak
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this summer

wild iron
zenith dirge
indigo hare
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Bruh..

cosmic rain
wild iron
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posters..

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everywhere

granite wolf
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how do i go in photo mode

cosmic rain
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😨

cosmic rain
granite wolf
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thx

cosmic rain
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Np

zenith dirge
wanton portal
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can I send my spotify playlist real quick?
I have some cool songs if you're like a teenager who lives in the 90's or early 2000's

unborn kayak
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no

wild iron
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maybe?

indigo hare
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Sure

wild iron
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whats yalls top 5 songs?

cosmic rain
indigo hare
unborn kayak
cosmic rain
zenith dirge
# wild iron whats yalls top 5 songs?
War

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wanton portal
patent jungle
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well uhm

unborn kayak
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finally some real damn music

indigo hare
indigo hare
cosmic rain
zenith dirge
indigo hare
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Seen that so many times

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They kill it

wanton portal
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https://youtu.be/wJ6zs2WSCjk?si=-yNxQT6zw_bG02cl this is what most bus drivers play on their playlist

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wild iron
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mine is

  1. Borderline/pride tame impala & kendrick lamar
  2. forever ever trippie redd
  3. scars novulent
  4. fell in luv playboi carti
  5. Swim chase atlantic
zenith dirge
wild iron
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pretty wild but oh well

wanton portal
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I never understood rap music
what is it about anyway?

indigo hare
patent jungle
wild iron
unborn kayak
indigo hare
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Take that as you will

wild iron
cosmic rain
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The duality of man

unborn kayak
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haha

wild iron
unborn kayak
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im generalizing ofcourse

zenith dirge
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with enough force

sick tinsel
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Woops wrong channel

wild iron
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WHAT WAS THAT

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what?

stiff kilnBOT
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Alterro (alterro)

I know you can snap your guy's neck in the menu but can you do it in a game?

wanton portal
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I looked away for one second

cosmic rain
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Nice try twin

wild iron
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oh

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wow cuh

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thought it was sum crazy

cosmic rain
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No

zenith dirge
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i miss when rap song had meaning lol

sick tinsel
wild iron
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oh shit running away is easy is top 10 too

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love that song

indigo hare
wanton portal
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do you guys ever listen to gta games radio stations?
they have some of the AMAZING music tastes

wild iron
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or time moves slow nobody really gives a shit about the title

cosmic rain
patent jungle
wanton portal
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https://youtu.be/B-8EORB783c?si=KyjzD2pm6J6Mx38z this is probably the best GTA radio station

Flash FM (GTA Vice City)

DJ Info
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wild iron
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how about i'm not racist?

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pretty deep if you ask me

unborn kayak
indigo hare
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It’s a moot argument. Obviously there’s lyrical/deep rap just like any other genre lol

wanton portal
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no

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no

cosmic rain
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A train in the big 25 😞

zenith dirge
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DEEP

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im crying rn

cosmic rain
wild iron
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oh nights like this is ALSO my favorites

cosmic rain
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Ok bye chT

wanton portal
patent jungle
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he has guts wow

indigo hare
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Buh bye

indigo hare
wild iron
zenith dirge
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"macdonals will make you fat, they serve big macs" im crying rn at how emotional this is

wild iron
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this aint even rap

unborn kayak
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wrong channel boah

indigo hare
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Gen chat is for everything

unborn kayak
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alr then

wild iron
zenith dirge
wild iron
zenith dirge
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i aint bouta listen to canned dick

wild iron
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What do you listen to?

zenith dirge
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my sister yabber all day

indigo hare
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Ha

zenith dirge
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if you know, you know

wild iron
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dont know

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what does this mean

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oh

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music wise

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serious

patent jungle
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guys i think i got the wrong tier weapon

wild iron
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why are you so much bigger than bro?

unborn kayak
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when you gotta mow then field on sunday and go to war on monday

patent jungle
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he short

patent jungle
wanton portal
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when do you guys think teenagers should start dating?

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15 or 16?

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cause like

wild iron
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it depends

wanton portal
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each parties parents arent going to allow you to date at like 13 or 14

atomic aspen
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can we stick to half sword and not teen dating.

wild iron
wanton portal
unborn kayak
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why are you asking DISCORD GENERAL

zenith dirge
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I CAN HEAR HER YABBERING

patent jungle
wanton portal
patent jungle
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i become dad now Ivanjak

wanton portal
wild iron
unborn kayak
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ok but discord houses the weirdest mfs on this planet

wild iron
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nothing is irrelevant

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true

patent jungle
wild iron
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But most teenage releationships never last that early starting

patent jungle
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!!!

wanton portal
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like

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childhood bestfriends type shit

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then turned lovers

patent jungle
unborn kayak
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didn't know Half Sword was on the switch 2

wild iron
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still think dating at 16 is the most appropriate

unborn kayak
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just messing with ya lad

wanton portal
wild iron
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AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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mb

granite wolf
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where do i find the pictures i took in hs

wanton portal
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press g in camera mode

indigo hare
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Yeah can we not talk about children and teenagers dating

granite wolf
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yea but i mean in which folder do i find themm

indigo hare
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🙏

wanton portal
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ok 👍

indigo hare
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Bud

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Im not tryna argue

indigo hare
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Just listen

wild iron
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rules are rules

wanton portal
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it will get into weird territories

wild iron
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its nothing serious

indigo hare
wanton portal
indigo hare
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Right..

wild iron
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convo was already over and it started to talk about childhood dating so

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maybe lets drop it?

wanton portal
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yeah

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I think I'm going to go

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been nice talking to you all

indigo hare
wild iron
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is that a bamboo stick?

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How did willie get bamboo

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oh

indigo hare
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Quarterstaff Full Metal Jacket War Staff

wild iron
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that pisses me off

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i saw the screenshot

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no need to repeat it

forest falcon
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I have a choice between terraria and whatever it is that i'm currently playing

wild iron
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le chat uname quzar

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dumbass

indigo hare
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What does this mean..

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I wonder..

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A bit much bud

patent jungle
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how do i make a poll or a vote thingy

wild iron
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what did he say

sweet plaza
patent jungle
wild iron
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why cant i create poll

wild iron
indigo hare
wild iron
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with his head

unborn kayak
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didin't play either of them MrClean

indigo hare
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It could be an instant ban

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Like it says in our mod guide

patent jungle
wild iron
sweet plaza
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The hammer rises

patent jungle
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wut did he do

indigo hare
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Fellas

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Shhhh

wild iron
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moai

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can you blame me

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curiousity killed the cat

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meow

sweet plaza
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I have bo idea what was said im making shit up

indigo hare
wild iron
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the fuck!?

indigo hare
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You forgot the rest of it

wild iron
indigo hare
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You’re supposed to say,

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

wild iron
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but i didnt open discord

indigo hare
wild iron
indigo hare
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Close it right now

patent jungle
wild iron
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ok

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i close for 15 seconds

indigo hare
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Okay

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Im counting

unborn kayak
indigo hare
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It’s been 15 seconds..

unborn kayak
wild iron
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w-woah!

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so back

indigo hare
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And you didn’t say the thing. I give up on you

wild iron
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oh sorry

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let me do again

indigo hare
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No I don’t want it anymore

wanton portal
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Hi guys quick question

indigo hare
wanton portal
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Do you guys know any ps2 emulators?

wild iron
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curiosity killed the cat, meow.

wanton portal
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I want to play gta vice city

unborn kayak
indigo hare
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I do not

unborn kayak
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or somethingl ike that

wanton portal
unborn kayak
wild iron
patent jungle
wild iron
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I await the promise that never reached my reality.

unborn kayak
wanton portal
wild iron
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What a way to live.

plain scroll
wild iron
indigo hare
unborn kayak
wild iron
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HOW DO I USE POLL

upper hound
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Let’s go gambling!

odd crest
indigo hare
wild iron
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aw dang it

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aw dang it

plain scroll
indigo hare
odd crest
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noob tied with everyone

indigo hare
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This is some bull

wild iron
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why cant i use a poll

meager charmBOT
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Question: am i not cool enough for poll Answer: Yes.

indigo hare
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Why can’t you

indigo hare
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What’re you doing wrong

wild iron
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idk

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i just search up poll

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and it dont let me

indigo hare
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Well im on mobile

lavish blade
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poll_question_text

lightsaber weight

victor_answer_votes

2

total_votes

4

wild iron
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wow

patent jungle
meager charmBOT
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Question: am i less intelligent than the average human? Answer: It is certain.

wild iron
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thought so

indigo hare
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I love when nobody adjusts their time on the polls so in 24 hours we get a bunch of poll results in chat at once

unborn kayak
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sir moai catching heat'

wild iron
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tbh moai

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i wouldnt let this slide

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they are playing on your name

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mute words

indigo hare
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Let them build up evidence

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So when I kick them down I can say, see they were bullying me

unborn kayak
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from enemies to lovers

patent jungle
plain scroll
indigo hare
indigo hare
wild iron
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mens instigating

  1. Mark phillips
  2. seazyr
indigo hare
indigo hare
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Betrays me left and right

wild iron
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i think this gif is racist

indigo hare
plain scroll
wild iron
indigo hare
patent jungle
indigo hare
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Im gonna sit you in a chair in the corner of the room

wild iron
indigo hare
unborn kayak
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bruh

patent jungle
indigo hare
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Alright bud i warned you

plain scroll
indigo hare
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Go sit in the corner

wild iron
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YES

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can someone change my server profile to top worldly snitch + instigator?

indigo hare
lunar stream
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barotrauma so peak

quasi estuary
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Why does this "choose level of displayed violence: thing show up on my screen but i cant click off of it?

dreamy mangoBOT
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Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

quasi estuary
spark quartz
wild iron
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can we all agree moai is a good mod?

plain scroll
indigo hare
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Im the best

spark quartz
indigo hare
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Especially better than mantic specifically

wild iron
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damn mantis

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better than you he says

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like

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BETTER

spark quartz
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I beat all the bosses in Nightreign yesterday

plain scroll
wild iron
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shit

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instigating is rule breaking

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cant have no fun

tribal lichen
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narts from bark vs grin from bark

unkempt zodiac
gloomy crest
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Kickstarter launch when? Im ready to shill Rule17

indigo hare
tribal lichen
indigo hare
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This year

plain scroll
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Never. Early access launch then

spark quartz
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Mantic wasn't Easter a bit of a trouble maker in his Roku days?

plain scroll
unkempt zodiac
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get excited, half sword is coming out JUNE 8th 2029!

wanton portal
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If half sword was to make money
Would it be paid access or purchasable items inside the game?

plain scroll
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paid

gloomy crest
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We're getting half sword before gta 6 chefs kiss 👌

plain scroll
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no microtransactions

spark quartz
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@lofty kindle question for you

indigo hare
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He can come out of the corner in less than an hour

wild iron
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tell him to learn his lesson

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what the fuck happened to my name

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MOAI YOU SLICK THING!

spark quartz
wild iron
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what does that mean

spark quartz
tribal lichen
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imagine being a second account vro...

wild iron
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i wont stand for this

worldly vapor
wild iron
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i used to be a attorney

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a trash one

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but i have it in me

spark quartz
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This named isn't inaccurate

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@plain scroll let me glaze you bro

plain scroll
haughty nexus
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I vaguely remember hearing something about multiplayer, but I can't seem to remember what exactly was said.
Does anyone know wether or not the demo will include multiplayer, or if the game at all has that on the agenda?

wild iron
spark quartz
wild iron
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What are you trying to imply ?

indigo hare
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Yeah silly head

spark quartz
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Damn I had to joke with the serious guy bruh 😭💔

wild iron
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Sir, my identity is not of that who you address.

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I have never uttered such words in my 930 years of life

tribal lichen
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I WANT THAT SWORD HOW DO I GET IT

wild iron
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My, what a breathtaking meme, literally, i am exhibiting a chain of laughter!

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Such a funny man.

spark quartz
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You're so nonchalant bro ts tuff

wild iron
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You're?

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Your lexical complexity surpasses my current parsing bandwidth, please say "Ur."

spark quartz
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What is bro trying to do 😭

wild iron
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heh

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Your logic matrix appears to have encountered a recursive error, is everything alright?

spark quartz
wild iron
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Is your heuristic model deliberately outputting derisive statements, or is this merely a catastrophic miscalculation of social parameters?!

indigo hare
indigo hare
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Nerd ass

spark quartz
indigo hare
spark quartz
wild iron
# spark quartz

Your vocal emissions carry a noticeable resonance of antagonism, would you like to recalibrate your tonal parameters before i have no choice but to check your bitch ass?

spark quartz
wanton portal
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I tried finding the aethersx2 emulator but most downloads said "malicious data! Download anyway?"

indigo hare
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I lol’d. lmao’d. rofl’d, even

wanton portal
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Is there any download link that doesn't give me a virus?

indigo hare
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Ignore your antivirus

wanton portal
indigo hare
spark quartz
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Just don't download it 😭

indigo hare
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Googles your friend

wanton portal
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I just want to play gtaaaaa

indigo hare
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Then google best emulators

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And research it

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You FOOL

spark quartz
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She watches

wanton portal
indigo hare
spark quartz
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So just keep giving yourself viruses

indigo hare
wanton portal
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The only reason I'm emulating is because I CAN'T EVEN BUY THEIR OWN PRODUCT

wild iron
# spark quartz

Would you like to have an altercation? Let me inform you, projected outcome analysis indicates a catastrophic failure in your success probability matrix! You would move your form in a way that causes a rush of speed through your arm, resulting in an action of swinging your arm at my face, i would lean back, narrowly avoiding your violent outrage, and hit you with a catastrophic right hook, rendering you unconscious.

spark quartz
indigo hare
wild iron
wanton portal
spark quartz
indigo hare
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So true king so true

spark quartz
wanton portal
indigo hare
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And no more virus

spark quartz
wanton portal
indigo hare
spark quartz
spark quartz
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A truly win win situation

wanton portal
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Yeah but still no working emulators

indigo hare
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Oh I forgot that was the goal

spark quartz
indigo hare
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Buy a ps2

spark quartz
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Yeah

wanton portal
spark quartz
wanton portal
indigo hare
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Roasted af

spark quartz
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Imagine being a nerd and also an idiot

indigo hare
wanton portal
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In all seriousness though
Where the FUCK can I get a working ps2 emulator

spark quartz
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Easter and I

wanton portal
unborn kayak
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dont think its possible then buddy boy

wanton portal
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I can't even buy the definive edition or the regular version of vice city

indigo hare
wanton portal
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I can't play ps2 games on that

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It can only run psp games

spark quartz
indigo hare
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Real talk vice city is mid

wild iron
wanton portal
wanton portal
indigo hare
smoky mica
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Good times

wanton portal
indigo hare
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I know what I said

wild iron
sullen folio
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if someone care deathloop is free on epic games

unborn kayak
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its been free for like 3 times

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two point hospital has been free atleast once too and its next

quartz basalt
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Anyone chequed out Chronicles Medieval trailer

sullen folio
quartz basalt
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I watched it 10 times now ; ;

unborn kayak
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the only reason to have epic games is the free games

sullen folio
unborn kayak
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yes

spark quartz
wind geode
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but for half sword

lofty kindle
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I suggested a clownface cosmetic.

wind geode
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A special decorated cuirass would be dope

spark quartz
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Or special armor

wind geode
spark quartz
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Like how the creators of KCD have the Warhorse armor

wild iron
# wild iron
poll_question_text

is lops overusing the polls?

victor_answer_votes

3

total_votes

5

victor_answer_id

4

victor_answer_text

yeah

spark quartz
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Special having two meanings

plain scroll
lofty kindle
plain scroll
wind geode
wind geode
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Concept idea for fungus mode: A endless fight where every time you kill a willie two new ones spawn from him

plain scroll
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It looks like a kitchen apron :0

patent jungle
lofty kindle
craggy dew
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Should add bazuso

plain scroll
craggy dew
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Add bazuso as a character in the game

wind geode
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so they form from goop

lofty kindle
indigo hare
lofty kindle
wind geode
quiet sun
plain scroll
indigo hare
modest hedge
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guys i downloaded the game 30 mins ago and i have no idea how to fight any tips?

quiet sun
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Pretty easy to hop in blind

modest hedge
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yup

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my strat so far is hold lmb and rmb and swing my mouse from side to side

plain scroll
# plain scroll

Its insane watching this now. No blood, no hand switching. The game has changed alot

modest hedge
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i keep dying at the first boos tho

quiet sun
lofty kindle
wind geode
quiet sun
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Control your movement, aim your strikes, play like a Japanese Kurasawa film, kinda go for the one decisive strike.

modest hedge
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i figured that part out

dreamy mangoBOT
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When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

modest hedge
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i like the game tho

wind geode
modest hedge
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i dont wanna give up on it just cuz im bad

lofty kindle
#

Have you used /mommy yet?

modest hedge
quiet sun
quiet sun
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❤️

lofty kindle
lost palmBOT
wind geode
modest hedge
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damn

wind geode
wind geode
quiet sun
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Unarmed and weapon combat does NOT translate kek

lofty kindle
quiet sun
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Completely different field

lofty kindle
wind geode
sand zinc
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Nightmare Willie

lofty kindle
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I like my over hands.

queen coral
tired dome
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won the fight yet i lost my hand
cooked

wind geode
sand zinc
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i shall install fear into his mind

wind geode
tired dome
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im taking no damage off it

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but i cant swing

wind geode
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look at the arms 😭

lofty kindle
sand zinc
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cutie patootie isnt he?

tired dome
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yea im done for

wind geode
sand zinc
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Congolese Willie

lofty kindle
sand zinc
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"you got any games on your phone?"

wind geode
lofty kindle
wind geode
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willie is Drachenlord

modest hedge
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guys i figured it out

sand zinc
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Willie is disappointed

modest hedge
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if i grab the knife i can grapple the great foe and just shank him

tired dome
subtle rock
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who up playin wit they worm

tired dome
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i think they use mods or smth

sand zinc
tired dome
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if u grab specific parts

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ur hand just slips

modest hedge
rancid reef
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wood is sharp

tired dome
rancid reef
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you're not that strong

sand zinc
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GYAA--

tired dome
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grabbing their legs works fine

tired dome
sand zinc
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Look he smilin 🥰

modest hedge
tired dome
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this is how much distance i got from throwing with the legs

tired dome
lofty kindle
sand zinc
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Two-Face himself exists in HS

wild iron
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face is so clean yet so dirty

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weird

sand zinc
wild iron
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not a scratch on em yet he bleeding out

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how is that possible?

lofty kindle
wind geode
subtle rock
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what weapon is this

lofty kindle
sand zinc
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Anomaly Willie

lofty kindle
barren valley
lofty kindle
subtle rock
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mod?

wind geode
subtle rock
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no im asking if its a mod

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and it seems it is

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thats so tuff

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i didnt know they dropped weapon mods

lofty kindle
# wind geode

Most of the suggestion posts on steam are requesting the old gore.

sand zinc
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Imagine getting beaten to death with your own severed foot, by some pyschopath (aka me)

lofty kindle
wind geode
subtle rock
tired dome
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edward sword hand

wind geode
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or guts

lofty kindle
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How are the physics of the modded weapons?

wind geode
worn tulip
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Honestly, when the game comes out and modding new items becomes viable, I hope one of the first things to see in terms of cosmetics is a pair of "Riddick Goggles".

tired dome
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sword slipped 💔

sand zinc
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London Simulator

lofty kindle
subtle rock
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no way lmao

sand zinc
tired dome
wind geode
subtle rock
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modders guild hall rarely leaks into general anyways

sterile abyss
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A does he live by hitting a hard turn or B slams into the cop car💔

sand zinc
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Your trial of "breathing normally" has ended

visual agate
dense jetty
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Wow they made final challenge easier

lofty kindle
worn tulip
sterile abyss
lofty kindle
subtle rock
dense jetty
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and u dont have to do it in one attempt

sand zinc
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tf is going on here

dense jetty
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am i out of date

lofty kindle
dense jetty
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for the first one

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couple months back

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when gauntlet was new

visual agate
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uh

dense jetty
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and do it in one attempt

lofty kindle
dense jetty
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aint no way

sand zinc
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bouta commit seppuku

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lil fella 🥰

merry wyvern
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Biblically accurate willie

sand zinc
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Everytime, i look that pic and go, "damn, this is like what an astronaut is seeing everyday he is the ISS."

wind geode
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I hate that the frame is so stretched on widescreen

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The third pack

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it's WIP

sand zinc
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Bullseye

merry wyvern
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Scrotum

small spoke
neat rivet
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Anyone ever hear like a wear beating heart noise in game? Wish i'd cliped it but it sounded kinda creepy. It happend when I had slashed a guy in the face and stopped after I completly killed him while he was on the floor,'

dense jetty
#

mod?

sand zinc
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Dayum boi look at that extendo neck

fickle otter
#

Plastic Man

idle crest
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Someone just summed up my entire fuckin existence and I feel so defeated.

merry wyvern
#

Might give the mod a try

sand zinc
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Autisti and Downi

wind geode
neat tundra
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I hope impalement looks like this for normal spears after the gore and damage is updated in early access

south hatch
dense jetty
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im ngl

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they made gauntlet easier

wild iron
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jaw fucking obliterated

dense jetty
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do i need mods

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to achieve this level of

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goofy

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ur going against poor homie

atomic aspen
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when you run out of the good cuts of steak and are left with cube steak

graceful badger
#

idea steeler

atomic aspen
rancid fjord
#

does stab mode feel clunky to anyone else?

indigo hare
#

Here’s some stabbing advice from Willie

dreamy mangoBOT
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When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

rancid fjord
mighty mesa
#

Anybody else watching the future games show summer showcase

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Honestly I don't understand why most of these games are even made.

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They all look so soulless and dead on arrival.

rancid fjord
#

that and exanima but ill probs be 50 when its done

mighty mesa
#

YOOO MORE TITAN QUEST 2 INFO

heavy badger
#

can yall check art channel and rate my friends physique pls

indigo hare
mighty mesa
indigo hare
heavy badger
#

can u atleast rate it

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😭

mighty mesa
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2/10 because he's clearly on steroids.

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Or sarms.

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Or photoshopping.

indigo hare
heavy badger
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ur right i am on roids thats me

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i can prove too

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lol

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we can go camera on facetime nr

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rn

mighty mesa
#

Why would I do that.

heavy badger
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i also love ur game

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well not UR game

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but i love half sword

indigo hare
#

Wtf is this

heavy badger
#

pretty much the only game i play

indigo hare
#

Slow your ropes

mighty mesa
#

I am just as confused.

indigo hare
graceful badger
#

time to troll...

heavy badger
#

would the lighting from top lamp

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be hitting traps

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that perfectly

indigo hare
#

Ok don’t post shirtless pictures of yourself

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Thank you

heavy badger
#

and wouldnt something in background be distorted

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alr never again

atomic aspen
#

common sense.

heavy badger
#

id say im jacked tho

atomic aspen
#

don't post selfies in here

mighty mesa
#

Anyways I agree with Moai

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However that's my favorite to reply to mods with.

indigo hare
heavy badger
#

trolling how

mighty mesa
#

Literally anything someone with authority says, give them the january 1984 calender.

heavy badger
#

yes i want validation

indigo hare
#

Alright this is the halfsword game discord?

heavy badger
#

i was skinny my whole life man i have trauma spare me

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yes

atomic aspen
#

account made mar 11th of this year. Hmm

heavy badger
#

my fav game

indigo hare
#

Not a place for you to post shirtless pictures

heavy badger
#

all good then

#

i take that as a blast more tren call correct

indigo hare
#

What

atomic aspen
#

then clearly you're a stable individual cause it takes a fucking lot to get your discord disabled/banned

mighty mesa
indigo hare
#

Are you doing cocaine sir

indigo hare
#

This is an odd interaction

heavy badger
#

sir the only thing thats in my system is enough protein to keep me dizzy, 3x grown male testosterone nicotine and caffeine

atomic aspen
#

yikes.

mighty mesa
#

Why do I feel like you're eastern european. You give me eastern european vibes.

heavy badger
#

nailed me

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spot on

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jesus

indigo hare
#

Funny how that works

heavy badger
#

how did u guess

mighty mesa
#

I mean mostly how you type.

heavy badger
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yeah my spelling might be shit

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but i can type super fast

mighty mesa
#

No it's not that.

heavy badger
#

so wdym

mighty mesa
#

Honestly I don't know how to explain it.

indigo hare
#

Experience based

mighty mesa
#

I knew a lot of eastern europeans at one point.

heavy badger
#

honestly jon i feel like ur a great guy

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are u american

mighty mesa
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Something about education there leads you to have a specific type of grammar that is a tell if you've known people long enough. Yeah I'm American.

heavy badger
#

im a huge ufc fan

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my dream when i was younger used to be to move to america but the post ussr poverty here is too much

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our minimal wage is like 700 euro

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doesnt matter what google tells u i promise u its that

mighty mesa
#

I think it might be a side effect of exposure to multiple languages considering that every language has different grammar rules and they get applied differently.

#

Yeah hate to hear it man, lots of countries really fell into the shithole when the soviet union fell, not that they weren't going that way anyways.

#

What support system yall did have (even if it was little) kind of just fell away.

indigo hare
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Oh man I don’t wanna be that guy but I’m gonna remind y’all not to get too political

mighty mesa
#

Oh no I'm not going to debate communism or something

heavy badger
#

no politics involved

mighty mesa
#

I'm just trying to relate to the guy.

indigo hare
heavy badger
#

we are all aware

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this is more like

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history

indigo hare
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I know, im just sayin, it looks like it’ll head that way

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Im leaving chat now

atomic aspen
#

moai

#

POLITICS

heavy badger
#

i was gonna say jon that

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we accepted it

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gladly pretty much

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and some old people here

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still want it back

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because

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"free food"

indigo hare
atomic aspen
indigo hare
atomic aspen
heavy badger
#

but our country fell into corruption after the fall of the soviet union causing banks to shut down certain people to run away with millions

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lifetimes of money

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and theyre children currently pretty much control what happens here

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i mean the cops are no use since no body cams no nothing and for around 2k euro theyll let them move their drugs

mighty mesa
#

Lets not move into talk about drugs.

indigo hare
atomic aspen
#

Looks an awfully alot like politcs/drugs. FacePalm

indigo hare
#

I don’t want to ruin your conversation, genuinely

heavy badger
#

alright ima stop talking about this

indigo hare
#

Im tryna stay out lol

heavy badger
#

ima just say

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ive always seen americans as cool

heavy badger
#

or coolER

mighty mesa
#

But yes I definitely sympathize with the plights of a country still picking up the pieces of past regime(s)

heavy badger
#

since ur country seems pure yk

#

usa

indigo hare
#

Now how about that halfsword huh

dense pagoda
#

holy fucking shit i finally got baron

indigo hare
heavy badger
#

no mod

#

did u use the axe

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bc i went all the way with that big axe idk what the word is in english

indigo hare
#

Big axe

heavy badger
#

so dope how one swing and u can drop them

mighty mesa
# heavy badger since ur country seems pure yk

I wouldn't say it's pure. quality of life is definitely higher at a base level, but we're not so different when it comes to the rich people control things. Again, not going to debate on it, it's just how it is, really. Money equals power in all systems, generally. I hope you can come here some day. I know our political climate might be choppy right now but it really is a place where hard work and a little bit of luck can lead to lots of great things.

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You might have the opportunity at some point.

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We have lots of visa programs.

atomic aspen
untold wraith
#

Mods not likin this

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I already know

heavy badger
#

i cant respond unfortunately

#

i think

indigo hare
#

Words typing words typing words typing

mighty mesa
#

It's perfectly civil so while it definitely skirts a line...it's not like we're yelling at each other.

indigo hare
#

Sometimes I type random letters to SCARE you

untold wraith
#

The one and true country to be the best though is obvious

atomic aspen
#

I heard a rumor that MOAI had 6 toes on each foot with 2 inch long toenails

mighty mesa
indigo hare
#

I feel like a dick for even saying anything lol

heavy badger
#

ur a moderator

#

do ur job

atomic aspen
#

Not gonna say it
Not gonna say it
Not gonna say it
Not gonna say it

indigo hare
#

Everyone shut up

heavy badger
#

what was the guy called

#

willie

#

?

mighty mesa
#

Anyways, the only reason I really talked about this at all is because I find eastern europe in general rather fascinating. It's basically a sandwhich of culture where they kept adding more layers to the sandwich and smashing it down. There's no other place like it on Earth.

atomic aspen
mighty mesa
#

I used to watch a lot of Bald and Bankrupt but I don't really like him anymore.

indigo hare
untold wraith
heavy badger
#

does it count as politics if i mention stuff that used to happen thats outside of anything political?

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just stuff that would HAPPEN nothing to do w polititians or politics

mighty mesa
#

lol

heavy badger
#

im fr

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i wanted to say how people would act here

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when my father was around

mighty mesa
#

I mean I don't think it's bad if you're just saying like "my parents used to deal with xyz thing"

heavy badger
#

since he died when i was fairly young

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no no

#

i mean as in

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he grew up in the ghetto here

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after ussr

sand zinc
heavy badger
#

but around the end

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actually years after

#

and there was one particular man whos currently in a like

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psycho hospital idk the word

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that guy would walk around

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tell u to take ur shoes off so he can steal them

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and if u wouldnt

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he would just beat u until u did

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he ended up stabbing someone

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most of his friends were dead and he followed up

mighty mesa
#

This literally sounds like a Stalker backstory.

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Not to uh, demean your trauma.

heavy badger
#

okay no trauma

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im not traumatized about it

heavy badger
#

ima just move from here asap

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even if i can get to germany