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Hell yeah
demo got updated
so the demo is now a playtest thingy
demo has the most recent shit
custom loadout less goo
mod?
yeah, tis my own custom loadout too
Ask for a Dev's PayPal or something
Paid early access releases Q4 this year
leak plis
@plain scroll ok vro
vro
When your king Richard asks you after the battle why you singlehandedly charged at the Saracen lines before he gave the order.
"But my lord, Freebird was playing..."
One of my favorites was a hit during the Third Crusade where the english were certianly the MVPs. A very big thank you to everyone involved who helped me bring this into the world...
ok
Willie is tired, and wants to play the EA version
@unreal bay can y'all make the game 5 billion dollar
@limber gyro can you like provide us like 5 billion dollars
@sly ferry can
Hru
Ts so tuff 💔💔
Prove it
It's in front of your eyes
I dont see it, must ev been the wind
hello chat
Hi Kai
how’s it going
Good, thanks for asking. How are u
Hru
My tummy feels weird
https://open.spotify.com/album/3F4Nt4grZcY9Kk6FlhJbri?si=lTcniqMgSA6V4-gGKaiCIg
@indigo hare I am also a little obsessed with this. Specifically In The Underworld Now.
There Is No Name is really good as well.
I don’t have Spotify so I just listened to the short samples they give, It sounds really good
how do you not have spotify
what
Yes
I'm sure it's on whichever streaming service you have.
Crossroads will sound very familiar to you. It has Teagan Earley in it, and she also plays Athena in Epic.
It has pretty much every song from every platform, and is connected to regular YouTube
It’s far superior to SPOTIFY
It’s YouTube..what’s not on YouTube
Ha!
Wrong again
I like the third party services that Spotify has.
Not that I’d know
Why is that the first thing you go to lol
Though I wouldn’t know about ads cause I have YouTube premium 
guatemalan
I also have youtube premium.
Im not sure how to respond to this
a little guatemalan
I think ideally you don't.
WE NEED A HALFSWORD LIGHTSABER MOD
the joke is literally that his phone is autocorrecting to guatemalan from goblin HOW is that political
Luckily I think the Guatemalan thing is just something they added to make it funny due to the syllables in Guatemalan.
Did I at all say political?
What’re you reading?
im gonna dip you in a big pool of chocolate syrup
I don't think his phone is autocorrecting guatemalan from goblin
He said it says "Esta Bien"
i take like hour long showers idc anymore
women love my feminine musk
I canonically do not shower.
Bro saying this while literally talking mad shit about Khajiits and Argonians
Shut up they’re animals
moai nord supremacist arc
oh you real vanilla huh
been going good, haven’t talked here since before blood was added so i figured i’d see how it was going
chicken
trollface
Khajiits lick their own asshole and Argonians...well I can't say much about them. They make great pack-beasts.
Why did Todd Howard decide to make the two beast races looked down on by the rest of the world AND drug addicts
todd is racist irl so it makes sense
And then act like it's racism, but like...
Awesome welcome back
he got arrested 4 attacking a vietnamese couple
The khajiits literally take every chance they can to teach you lockpicking and sneaking.
wait wrong guy nvm
And sell you drugs.
Mark wahlberg?
yeah
Or whatever
I don't know what Todd Howard was trying to make a point of but uh, if anything, the racism in Elder Scrolls is weirdly well founded.
It's actually pretty fucked up.
Someone’s gonna get their phd using elders scroll racism
tbf i think it was the 90s and it was a bunch of computer nerds making up conceptual stories and lore along with a couple actually experienced writers
cut them some slacj
This is in Skyrim lol
You know, they actually did avoid some of the common IRL racism tropes within fantasy races.
appreciate it 🙏 how’s the development going?
I applaud them for that.
Coward
Showered
Smooth sailing!
did you make the eyeball texture
bubinian treasure
The new ones in WIP, yes
that’s great i’m excited to see the future of half sword, i’d like to see facial expression and more of the little details like that
Siickk! Fair fairr
Impressive.
A Fossil scanner
Hiding the BOOBS he wrote on the screen, from his mom
stole it from school because i was a little shit back then, burried it because why not
6 years later it was still there
Ah, hiding the evidence
yeah it could be put that way
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SKYRIM: Tale of the Dragonborn Music Video
A song...
This unlocked this for me.
In my brain
Bubbyvile PB
Also it's uncensored as in it says the word fucked
bribery is a thing
13 years.
pride month yay 
#rules
You’re in trouble now bucko
i'll take this
I too, love when companies shout at me to buy their products because they totally relate to me. (they don't and I dislike them for it)
i love this helmet
Wht the fuck is that helmet.
Silly
that's not..
Shoes helmet
No..
I mean this in like, the kindest, least offensive way possible.
But it looks like a helmet you'd put on someone with balance issues that hits their head all the time.
paddick helmet
Damnit
the amount of water in the oceans
grand bascinet
Assinet
Can we get this in the game
Wtf they modeled the helmet after your face ?
They have your mom as well
Nah that's just you again I'm pretty sure
Or @true mauve maybe idk
you love pinging me, dont you?
I sure do
Why
too late for the game
They look ok
Yes, yes, I know most of these are, but well, I'm sure they will get modded in.
And honestly might as well like...increase the year by 2 decades every major update.
So we can get there eventually
Or thousands of years with lightsabers
Why would you single out a mod like that, that's such a stupid thing to do lol
it's set 50 years after the max date
The devs are adamant in keeping their creation within the confines of their vision.
So it makes sense for Sam to do that.
Also there will always be mods, no doubt.
yeah that style of visor is also definitively out of the stylistic conventions of the game's period
so you cant reason it any earlier
Sam is a big nerd so it's okay
theres at least one specific mod for every game, even if no one asked for it-- someone came up with the idea for it and made it lol
I know it's quite a bit before the game is set, but I hope we get some Great Helm action
Hell, I'm fine if it's a bit...rusted up and in bad shape even.
Imagine the fpv
Yeah great helms seem like nightmares to wear.
we will not
Someone brought their grandpa's helm to the tournament 😂😂 get a load of this
they go out of style, with a conservative estimate, at least 35 years before the game is set - and that kind, nearing 100
Sam can't you live a little
#SUCKLENATION
?
still dont know what game to play
Try counter strike
Chapel de fer
looks fake
your zipcode is in that btw
True !
LMAO
but yeah that helmet looks like a victorian repro
also it is not tenth or eleventh century like the title of it says, even if it was real
Oh no my zipcode, only like 30k people live here.
It's not like I totally don't have my name connected to things on my profile if you really wanted to find me.
zipcode is still technically personal
Still pretty old so 15k doesn't seem crazy
Now...talk about fake.
This is as real as it gets vro
still wouldnt buy it
I don't believe.
viking anglo saxon hiberno norse varangian
can you rub my bellay
how do we feel on this one
i said can you rub my fucking bellay
or this
pretty fire
RADIATION MENTIONED?
Have you heard the song Radioactive by Imagine Dragons
It's pretty niche
looks sick
i like the one lame on the largest neck plate that catches the visor
DMs babe....
What do you think of gorgets
In general
Forget it
i think they look rad especially when combined with early close helms
He's right
Bros throat got slit mid sentence
@astral basin I'm your biggest fan gang
i prefer this one over the other one imo
both are pretty good either way tho
friedrich the victorious's is the quintessential grand bascinet
I don't have money gang
PDF Image Extractor Demo Version
Goated
?
meant to reply to scroobert
yknow im still trying to find the right pauldron configuration for da kit
I plan to have like two or something
Why did this remind me of bioshock bouncers
probably because of the great bascinet that’s optimized for ventilation
Would that be hard to see in?
he looks like he'll kindly ask for my id
I imagine it would
that particular example that sam posted would allow you to see decently
no
forgot how the ultimate challenge went because its mostly rng
just be passive because any major injury will forfeit any chances of you winning
joy.
me when the wfrp session yesterday used all of my luck:
w.
oh come on.
:[
bro looks so smug
I'm so gonna abuse use this image
you’re gonna need it, I pray upon yer success
my luck is gone for a good week dawg
im cooked
you mother fuckin biatch
so would you prefer grabbing polearms for the ultimate fight or two handed weapons
polearms absolutely
i will be arriving at your home
if you see the spiked staff grab it
you’ll probably see it on like the third enemy sometimes which could be a run ender
noted
what is bro wearing
Nuh uh
i will lwk bite someone
Oh nice whatcha see
you're currently eating bugs
crunch.
there isn't any
other than spikes under the arena map i guess
but i don't really count that as an easter egg
boring
Maybe when it goes into early access there might be Easter eggs
you guys know any cool mod for this game
There is an carving on the pitchfork and in the 0.3 version of the demo there was some carvings on the benches
nice
MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC MANTIC
Guess you're getting pretty manical about mantic
where did you find this
answer my question
where are these FROM
Found this when I reversed image searched it
A Gooba never reveals its secrets
i stopped jorking it because of this awesome game
quoting yourself is a party foul
a goba
@lost palm
You don’t multi task?
Ayyye same pfp basically
i may bind walking to one of my mouse butttons
Works better because of the PFP fr
yesh
nice pfp
both'a y'all dont know how the conjunction works
Kcd2 so peak. I need to finish it fr
This man
Spoil the entire game for him
(real tho)
Does steam recording not work for half sword?
Spoilers don’t bother me. I still play how I want
i want to play the 0.3 build
I think it's put in a different folder?
Triptych of the Temptation of St. Anthony
Dunno too much
Oh thats interesting, it doesnt seem like the steam overlay is working either though
why does saint anthony live in actual hell
I can't tell what 70% of those creatures are
Turn me away from this path, ere it be too late.
omg so beautiful
Scrotum
Did medieval artists get sent to hell
What the fuck did they draw
Does this game have a config file?? i dont like the quality presets
born to be a catboy forced to code in rust
keep chattin
hi sammy
that isnt medieval art
pretty sure its some modern artist
delete system 32
hi
and you can post pictures
do u think 50kg of blunt force would work as a weapon
I meant in general look at how they drew horses and pets in general
relationships
You'd think they were living in hell
fuck jesus
do not
???
hey now
no in a literal way
how many pounds is that
hey now
That's even worse dude what
a lot
and a figurative way
give me number
hell add the holy ghost and mary to the list
GAWD DAYUM
quit blaspheming 🥀
this made me think of that man 
nay 🥀
110
the belly man
yes !
Is the devil Trying to kidnap Jesus
What gain is there in bloodshed?
smh
110 pounds is a whole dude
expidition 33 enemy headass
ermm
me with the elderly
21272123
This number has a meaning
Good luck figuring it out
you just dont get me
no it doesn't nicotine
It actually does
Use the alphabet!!!
i don't know the alphabet
babgbabc!
yes!!!
I meant to say sybau not that but I wasn't very specific on if some numbers are mixed together or not
haha you suck
get owned noob
🤨
my head hurts so bad
pardon
Just realized even then I didn't do it correctly
drink some water
Get flipped
and then drink some more water
maybe
The only way to deal with a headache
Don't listen to doctors
The IPhone SE was The Last good Iphone.
I seeken quarrel with thee and thy skin
They actually Lived in hell
Wtf are these drawings..
NOOOOO
interesting thing at his leg
Why does knight have such a comically long foot
they existed
Is he holding a fat child
What use would this be exactly
looks half like a beidana and half like a streiftartschen
Heh poor peasents you could never afford these comically long knight feet armor!
Ladies and gentlemen man that suit of knight armor is cool and all but look at my comically long feet armor!
This can't be real
it was basically "look, im so rich i dont even have to care about the ergonomics of walking on the ground because im carried everywhere by horse"
sabatons of emperor maximillian 1's field armor
Basically just a feet sword at this point
Sharpen that shit and kick someone
Well the guys wearing these rarely got off their horses
No wonder
How could you ever walk with those
idk why you're so surprised about the long foot flex when they had these going on too
epic cod peices
I managed to actually stab him, not slash, and, he's fine?
might sting for a few seconds
nice cod bro
so I uhhh, I broke willies neck
not like the standard break either
no his head can rotate a full 360
He looks a little uncomfortable-
how about this
Yikes!
slight booboo
A little ouchie :'3
happens to me all the time
im like an owl
I like how gruesome the game is

Aw man
🙀
Yes

I know 😔 I'm a pleb with no image perms
youll get there one day
🍻
Yeah I'm just shy and not good at conversation ,w,
you'll fit in perfectly here most of the regulars are weirdos
Oh fun!
Honestly I could kinda see it from the little bit of lurking I did
especially @drowsy finch
Ooh?
yeah rali has a dead lizard collection
Speak for yourself.
oh here's one of them now
They should add this Weapon and create mechanic to make polearm useful
Hardest weapon to use
in history
I been typing in general chat 80 hours a motherfucken day
This is the most normal group of people one could come across
what
Oh goodness
they should lowkey put it on their new update
give him an ice pack, he'll be fine
This gif at 2x speed with El Monte playing in the background
I’ve seen pov of knights fighting in real life and it’s basically the same when I switch to first person in half sword
Clunky and hard to see
Yes
Fucking what????
I’ve got some great news for you
Legos
I met a girl one time who kept a squirrel skull on her desk that she acquired herself. She said she used it for magical purposes
Very cool!
wha
its in the game right now but in a much more simpler form of it
#billhook
Yeah it was pretty odd
I’ve got this thing
i usually just use my poo for magic but ehh
The brown arts
Ah I gotcha
No I don’r :(
WHY IS HIS SABER SO SMALL
ceremonial
It’s not the size of the saber it’s how you use it..
New teir idea
Prisoners of war
Just rusty weapons and armor
Less effective armor like it provides less protection against swords and maces
im headin 2 da lika sto
Ceremonial sabers still scale to the person using them </3
Whyg :(
All placon enjoyers are creatures of the night ong

this is so cute
weird shit like this is why i hate weebs
likr wtf kinda creature is that 😭
oh rali you silly
using weebs in 2025 🥀
bubby unc behavior
what else do i call weird anime freaks?
bubby
nah like fr, what is a modern alternative for "weeb"
bubby
they really upgraded the graphics
g00ner
🗿
thanks for liking my photo i guess @meager charm 😭
i need MORE
oh my god i love this so much
DIRTY ROBOT ART !!!
roger roger
Roger… roger
Roger Roger !!!
Hi Rali
Also chat I've started playing the Original Stalker series
Also hi shitty head and Sam
And Bubby
hi sour
i hate to inform you all but us philistines are actually all subject to the fighting pit at 9 this wodnesdæg
😲
he needs a good nap and he will be alright
who here wants bubby wisdom
good morning
where are you at to where its morning?
its goddanm midnight for me
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is my birthday 🎉
congrats
Happy birthday
this little roblox creation is infecting all of the cool bunny media
Damn, how you so good at using spear? by switching hands i guess?
But we need Bill-Guisarme
we have bills already
is there a mod for stronger grip strength? this shit is mad annoying
butter fingers
started drawing again, life feels good
butter fingers
is spin jutsu easy for yall? i keep hitting short
But not BIll Guisarme, its bill but better and it can be short or long, we need it
Why we cant crush skulls in new versions of half sword?
dont know
i don't think willie has a skull
999999999ij8ko
fuck
who is hsg contractor???
finally fixed my keyboard
willie knows what youve done and hes contacting the authorities
i didnt do anything+my neck got separated
5000dpi
and its restricting me to break the law
max sense
have you done max sense in the game settings
bubby wisdom #925: Ai image creation exists as the righteous, and well deserved punishment that the art community gets for being mostly degenerates, and freaks. (Especially the ones on twitter, dear lord save me...)
I do art and am not in those listed categories
that is why i said most
anybody can do spin jutsu?
Hey everyone a few weeks ago I started my star wars now with functioning lightsabers that retract make sparks and penetrative armour if anyone wants early access dm me
Also I am gonna make custom jedi robes and commissions
Anyone else notice you can just ignore the fatal errors? just click back on the window of the game and its business as usual, unless you alttab, then it closes
Closes after like a minute of popping up
bro got amputated
I did it earlier, and everything was OK
i liek goat cheese
eh i didnt when i first tried it but id be willing to again
Scrotum
Might be an infection
nah just fermentation
Nah Gjetost is sweet
Is that the maggot cheese
yep
It's goat cheese
A sweet goat cheese
It's yummy
Slice thinly
Absolutely fucking not you can keep that new disease spawning bug cheese away from me
sardinian spotted
I like the brand ski queen, but it's fucken expensive up here in Canada

Come to America. Skiing shit here is less expensive. Because we don't really ski.
people up north do
I'm talking about a cheese brand but thanks
i never have i live in florida lol
Would like to move to Montana though
I live next to the Rockies and ain't skied either
Yeah I love the North West forests and ranges, love living here in Canada, Montana's just as beautiful
I went sledding once when my whole town was buried in snow and my mom broke her tailbone.
Definitely should check Yosemite out
Also never been there but I've seen pictures
Bro spawned in the wrong biome 😭
Earlier I was in abyss and my axe got stuck in a guy's head while he was alive and he was still alive for about 10 seconds after he fell😭
I genuinely love how fun this game is
guys
I just realized
when people say stuff like "ts pmo istg"
that's just how scene kids talked back in 2010
what
no idea

i think I thought it was similar because both are incomprehensible to the regular person and use a lot of abbreviations
does the ultimate challenge final stage crash immediately after the 3rd enemy dies for any else too?
oh yeah that happens literally constantly
lower blood and gore and you should be fine
maybe lower damage to player too
@tawny rune
you have to completely turn off blood for it to not crash
i completed it with like a sliver of blood active
should watch dragon ball
i want the magic stick
NOW I WANT TOTAL POWERRRRRR
me handling sausages:
little man big world
Kick the baby
imagine gathering troops for a raid for like a week only to see them like that before they even get to the town
bringing only wood sticks first mistake
kenshi
my beloved
Smooth. Now interpolate it
Thanks Gemini AI
am i just stupid or was the real faq channel the friends we made along the way
nevermind i found it
good morning chat (it's 11 am) (that's morning by my standards)
Rainbows in me fuckin puter again.
I think it’s time I told you all…
TOLL 😨
Well…
1600 is morning by mine
Same 😞
you actually did? pretty interesting
guys should i make a macuahuitl
The new matrix movie looks sick
How abt you can show us it? Might attract more people
you sidestep
guys whats the lore of half sword
idk
The lore is that Willie is a mushroom that fights his offspring
historically accurate
look inside
mushroom that fights with his offspring
Now this is why blender exists
People are like "why do you hate gays, their privite proclivities don't involve you?"
I'm like yeah, precisely, I hate it because it never involved me. 
chat is this a macuahuitl
So you wanna be involved?
🫦 Who's askin.
yo
is this a macuahuitl
Type shit #1244313050174197850 Gets up to
thats quite a basic manouver actually
we dont typically do things that are so basic
but sure
sword cut in half
guys whatg weapon should i mod into hs
Beat his head in with the nearest blunt object
Shouldn’t morning stars or the other spiked mace I think it’s called a holy water sprinkler pierce armor a little
i genuinely never realised how little protestants there were in mainland europe until recently
pink guns are superior
yeah its such a flip because the uk is like 60% protestant 30% catholic and 10% other
no
yes
even though most of scotland are non religious
wouldnt mountains make them mroe religious cuz u need some luck to survive weather there
doesnt sound too bad
Damn I really got my arm and leg chopped off and still won by kicking in his knee
id probably say its because we'd rather be set on fire than associate with the church of england
wrong reply
make a set up with 2 enlarged buckler shields
no lol
celtic cross for sure
thats really cool
give me a suggestion or im making a shovel
well fuck you then
right? lmao i seen it and itr reminded me of like if thanos' blade and donatello's staff had a love child LMAO
claws ?
that should be tier 2 boss weapon
What are our views on this
sadly not possible i dont think
With every moment of his spear I felt my entire bloodline being disrespected
wtf
Yes
It's a real thing in history
I love it
Mfs used it to flex
alr im making shovel
Denny’s maple syrup foot jobs under the table hit different with those
Basically saying I'm too rich to walk therefore peasents I will wear these that make it hard to walk and I will only be using my horse
Ok gng
💔
Too detailed sum ain't right about ts
u have creative mind 😂
shovel then
pickaxe ?
+hammer so
we can start playing build simulator game
what is this MONSTROSITY dawg
ill consider it
I tried turning Willie into cloth and he got mangled up
this was the third attempt btw
there were 2 before it
safe to say he didn't like that
i wanna see willies skeleton
now his whole skeleton
yes
Religion?! In my halfcord??
I HTAE SUMMER
I HATE SUMMER
SUMMER BREAKS ARE COOL BUT SUMMER ITSELF IS ASS
CONSTANT ALLERGY
CONSTANT BURNING
halfcord?
does he know
i got a heatstroke last summer
Half Half 3
3/4 a sword
do i ping the entirty of the mod team
pinging one will have less consequences
man i hate rust
shall be dealt with
thanks mr fencer sir
>:(
No solicitinguhhhhh