Just kill him ez
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
upper hound
lofty kindle
Just because you have a memory of a past event did it really happen, or is it possible that all your memories past and present are a construct enforced in your consciousness only just now?
pallid zodiac
Just because you have a memory of a past event did it really happen, or is it po...
Please stop bullying my brain
upper hound
Just because you have a memory of a past event did it really happen, or is it po...
Hey you got any popcorn?
lofty kindle
Hey you got any popcorn?
Just ate a piece actually, no more in my chex mix.
autumn laurel
upper hound
Just ate a piece actually, no more in my chex mix.
autumn laurel
Just because you have a memory of a past event did it really happen, or is it po...
If a bear see's me shit in the wood but a tree fell down and the bear couldnt hear it, did i even go to the woods in the first place?
wild iron
Just because you have a memory of a past event did it really happen, or is it po...
is dirt dirty because when you touch it its dirty, or is it dirty because the property of dirt is dirt?
lofty kindle
If a bear see's me shit in the wood but a tree fell down and the bear couldnt he...
No mention of the pope I did not understand the inquiry.
autumn laurel
No mention of the pope I did not understand the inquiry.
upper hound
The pope is a bears fan, it’s unbelievable
whole finch
behold: my most complicated opus magnum creation, as of yet
autumn laurel
is dirt dirty because when you touch it its dirty, or is it dirty because the pr...
why is it that people consider a towel you've used after a shower or a bath to be dirty? even though you've just cleaned yourself?
whole finch
cause the towel is covered in dirt
lofty kindle
why is it that people consider a towel you've used after a shower or a bath to b...
When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become the vacuum cleaner.
wild iron
why is it that people consider a towel you've used after a shower or a bath to b...
What color is a mirror when its not reflecting?
tawny bear
behold: my most complicated opus magnum creation, as of yet
looking at this makes my eyes fuzzy
whole finch
most comprehensible one i've made so far
upper hound
looking at this makes my eyes fuzzy
A little drink does that for me
plain scroll
What color is a mirror when its not reflecting?
green
tawny bear
A little drink does that for me
drinking and smoking is bad
lofty kindle
What color is a mirror when its not reflecting?
Light absent of matter is only a frequency.
radiant anchor
Do inquiries enquire because you're enquiring, or do you just spur the enquiry by enquiring?
whole finch
What color is a mirror when its not reflecting?
technically black because everything is black when it's not reflecting because to be touched by light is always technically reflecting, it's just that mirrors do it better
i think
tawny bear
which is why you need to drill it into their mind . but they wont still listen
lofty kindle
Do people have ideas or do ideas have people?
wild iron
technically black because everything is black when it's not reflecting because t...
how, its not reflecting anything black is something, but if its reflecting nothing is it nothing?
wide gulch
can someone help me? half sword keeps hitting me with a fatal error as soon as I open the game
radiant anchor
If nothing is defined as the void of something, how can we something about it?
wide gulch
Ive already deleted all the files and i dont know whats going on
whole finch
how, its not reflecting anything black is something, but if its reflecting nothi...
black is the absence of light, so it's doing both
wide gulch
What color is a mirror when its not reflecting?
not a colour
wild iron
black is the absence of light, so it's doing both
nothing is different from black so which is it, nothing or black?
drowsy finch
why does my reflection keep smiling at me when im not smiling?
Its a glitch!
wide gulch
can someone help me? half sword keeps hitting me with a fatal error as soon as I open the game
sly ferry
how to play free mode? i only see play demo
whole finch
why does my reflection keep smiling at me when im not smiling?
when you don't smile that's because the demons are stealing your smile and the demons live in the mirror, duh
lofty kindle
is it lag?
Schizo moment.
autumn laurel
Its a glitch!
good i hope its gets patched soon, now he's laughing
wide gulch
can someone help me? half sword keeps hitting me with a fatal error as soon as I open the game
vocal tusk
what happened to the playtest version?
lofty kindle
can someone help me? half sword keeps hitting me with a fatal error as soon as I...
open a #modmail ticket it will be easier to assist you there.
whole finch
nothing is different from black so which is it, nothing or black?
black. is the absence of light. you fuckass tailed ape.
upper hound
some know but still do
Here for a fun time not a long time
sly ferry
how to play free mode??? i don’t see it
radiant anchor
nothing is different from black so which is it, nothing or black?
absence isn't nothing, nothing implies the lack of a something, but an absence just means something isn't there. Absence is a something/
drowsy finch
good i hope its gets patched soon, now he's laughing
What if hyper realistic blood appears 😟
wild iron
black. is the absence of light. you fuckass tailed ape.
you can see black when you close your eyes, not nothing. nothing can't be a color, its like trying to look out your elbows
whole finch
you can see black when you close your eyes, not nothing. nothing can't be a colo...
i'm going to fucking kill myself
autumn laurel
I cast! infinite polygonal blood particles!
upper hound
i'm going to fucking kill myself
wild iron
i'm going to fucking kill myself
describe nothing to me and then describe the color black
radiant anchor
What if hyper realistic blood appears 😟
What if a man appears in a bnnuy costume and tries to kill me to death? Does that make me a donnie darko?
radiant anchor
Do you really think thoughts, or are you just thinking about thinking thoughts?
Something to think about.. or not?
radiant anchor
How do we know colors look the same to everyone?
We don't.
I mean
I can verify that
Dead people can't anything, so they can't see
radiant anchor
Insane
whole finch
nothing is black. if you have something that isn't reflecting light then that's black.
wait
THAT'S JUST A FUCKING
THAT'S A BLACK HOLE
trim copper
What color is a mirror when its not reflecting?
glass
whole finch
if something isn't reflecting anything then it's a black hole
radiant anchor
THAT'S A BLACK HOLE
if it's a black hole, how do I know you aren't spaghetti?
wild iron
alright mr smart ass answer thiis
upper hound
How do we know colors look the same to everyone?
You guys are seeing colors everything is just a different shade of grey
wild iron
If we don’t know what consciousness is, how can we be sure we have it
trim copper
no, glass is a material
glass
whole finch
If we don’t know what consciousness is, how can we be sure we have it
NOT THE QUESTION
STAY ON POINT
radiant anchor
If we don’t know what consciousness is, how can we be sure we have it
No
trim copper
If we don’t know what consciousness is, how can we be sure we have it
by asking ourselves and answering
autumn laurel
tawny bear
Ive already deleted all the files and i dont know whats going on
verify game files, reinstall, disable full screen optimization
wild iron
NOT THE QUESTION
question? hm, is a question a thought or can it be considered an action?
what happens if two objects take up the same spot at the same point at the same time...?
wild iron
somebody please kill this monkey for the love of god
I'm a chimp you piece of shit
autumn laurel
is this straying into philosophy?
tawny bear
I'm a chimp you piece of shit
somebody calm this monkey
wild iron
is this straying into philosophy?
questioning.
whole finch
I'm a chimp you piece of shit
wild iron
somebody calm this monkey
whole finch
wild iron
you gave me an idea vexnator
upper hound
I'm a chimp you piece of shit
Oooo ooo aaahh ahhh
small spoke
How do we know colors look the same to everyone?
I used to have these thoughts when I was 6
tawny bear
whole finch
wild iron
https://tenor.com/view/radahn-meteor-elden-ring-shiki-gif-25096620
You put a hat on a monkey and a chimp, does it make them more similar, or highlight their differences?
radiant anchor
You put a hat on a monkey and a chimp, does it make them more similar, or highli...
I am stumped! I proclaim with a very inconspicuous hat shaped bulge in my stomach.
small spoke
this channel vs not someone posting something extremely weird
bleak meteor
whby is it impossible to do the baron challenge withour crashing
update made crashing worse
gg
tawny bear
this channel vs not someone posting something extremely weird
english vs japanese
wild iron
I am stumped! I proclaim with a very inconspicuous hat shaped bulge in my stomac...
am i real? are you real? Could this life be a simulation of your brain.
radiant anchor
am i real? are you real? Could this life be a simulation of your brain.
If so, can I eats it?
wild iron
If so, can I eats it?
no that cant be right because
if i think i must exist
hmm...
exist huh?
autumn laurel
wild iron
Try to imagine yourself as me in the pov of me right now.
tawny bear
wild iron
you cant..
autumn laurel
enough now
radiant anchor
you cant..
no but I can try
sly ferry
is there a guide on how to install a mod?
wild iron
enough now
i never saw that rule...
radiant anchor
enough now
I don't think it refers to this kind of philosophy
radiant anchor
Wait'
did you know that socrates was executed for "misdirecting the masses and corrupting the youth while opposing the preestablished order"?
whole finch
I don't think it refers to this kind of philosophy
you're going to argue with him about what the rules mean?
wild iron
i guess i must change my job now.
whole finch
i guess i must change my job now.
maybe get a non-ai pfp while you're at it
put a hat on a monkey in ms paint like god intended
upper hound
I’m going to the store does anyone want anything?
tired dome
tawny bear
enough now
what about the philosopher's stone?
autumn laurel
I’m going to the store does anyone want anything?
small spoke
I’m going to the store does anyone want anything?
Skibdi toilet plushie
radiant anchor
what about the philosopher's stone?
*The philosopher is stoned
upper hound
Skibdi toilet plushie
wild iron
i dont know, i'm a professional full time snitch now.
do some rule breaking shit i dare you
wild iron
as a british i mean this with all respect, i dunno what this means.
wild iron
sly ferry
yes
small spoke
how to install a mod?
I'll send you a TikTok video it explains how to
whole finch
put a hat on a monkey in ms paint like god intended
sly ferry
I'll send you a TikTok video it explains how to
bet
tawny bear
whole finch
he's in spain now
wild iron
What if i just hit you with a overhand
upper hound
What if i just hit you with a overhand
I dodge your overhand and fire back with 9mm
sly ferry
i only know how to install hs enhancer
im tryna install hs enhancer
for inf stamina so i can spam jabs
small spoke
bet
https://youtu.be/LT4yXLJQ_1A?si=WUI9JK-xAjLUw80S
I think this tut works with any mods
whole finch
this is kinda fun ngl
wild iron
this is kinda fun ngl
tell my son to get the fuck home
wild iron
install run
yuh
whole finch
tell my son to get the fuck home
make a new monkey pfp in ms paint to prove he's you're son and then he'll fly back from iceland
wild iron
small spoke
Should I make this a discord girl
sly ferry
which one? hs launcer or manual install
wild iron
make a new monkey pfp in ms paint to prove he's you're son and then he'll fly ba...
i can do picsart
actually
okay
bet
small spoke
which one? hs launcer or manual install
#modders-guild-hall might help u more
small spoke
Should I make this a discord girl
Gif*
tawny bear
the monkey wont be alive for too long
tawny bear
vapid hornet
#art-🎨 message like... mods?? tf is this
lunar stream
THINK WILLIE THINK
small spoke
Oh.
wild iron
make a new monkey pfp in ms paint to prove he's you're son and then he'll fly ba...
SON COME HOMEEEE
upper hound
https://tenor.com/view/batman-superhero-gif-26117097
Fatman beyond, he fights his mortal enemy, diabetes man
lunar stream
ok bro
wild iron
@autumn laurel
upper hound
Why would u post this 😭
Some people don’t think before they act
vapid hornet
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1164082942109290676/13780546753...
@autumn laurel Check this also plz (idk how to report)
small spoke
<@171355251843006464>
I already made a ticket about it to report it
upper hound
They just do
wild iron
I already made a ticket about it to report it
oh cool
i was going to but uh
my job is snitching and all so
tawny bear
mods seen it already some time ago
wild iron
cmon zenonex
autumn laurel
wild iron
SON COME HOMEEEE
vexnator give me my damn son back
upper hound
wild iron
https://tenor.com/view/cavemanspongebob-caveman-spongebob-react-whatreact-gif-20...
look up
small spoke
<#1378114565606215760>
Look at this and see what bro just posted 💔
vapid hornet
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/we-best-speak-with-the-counsel-south-park-s13e3-margarita...
Is this not a automatic ban what 😭
wild iron
insert
small spoke
hes speaking with the counsel.
They didn't even delete the video 😭
wild iron
or reopen it
tawny bear
Is this not a automatic ban what 😭
you are overreacting
tawny bear
you must accept nature
vapid hornet
They didn't even delete the video 😭
then ferocious dih is kinda ok by rules
tawny bear
you dont see a animals with underwere
wild iron
then ferocious dih is kinda ok by rules
vapid hornet
small spoke
then ferocious dih is kinda ok by rules
I asked a mod if I post edited willies or something like that and he told me yea just don't give him a penis or something
small spoke
I asked a mod if I post edited willies or something like that and he told me yea...
So I'm surprised if that's allowed
wild iron
https://tenor.com/view/peeking-leland-manigo-rdcworld1-pardon-what-was-that-gif-11279370501015169896
vapid hornet
I asked a mod if I post edited willies or something like that and he told me yea...
they said you should give him a penis... then just give him two
wild iron
I asked a mod if I post edited willies or something like that and he told me yea...
its dealt with okay
its been dealt with while you was talking
upper hound
small spoke
its been dealt with while you was talking
What did they even decide to do anyway
wild iron
What did they even decide to do anyway
i'd assume a quick mute
upper hound
What did they even decide to do anyway
small spoke
i'd assume a quick mute
odd decision but if thats why they decide to do then it's what happens 
upper hound
tawny bear
wild iron
neat tundra
thats ancient
hollow oxide
its very important i get this image 
upper hound
You’re definitely going to prison if that’s your lawyer
strange tendon
You’re definitely going to prison if that’s your lawyer
I paid good money, I better not
neat tundra
scammed
upper hound
I paid good money, I better not
He took your good money and pocketed it and will never been seen again
upper hound
https://tenor.com/view/blox-fruit-gif-27479191
Damn he devouring that shit like it owes him money
Like a pilgrim on the Oregon trail right there
strange tendon
Lmao
strange tendon
Damn, that’s tough
raw orchid
raw orchid
upper hound
upper hound
https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019...
How could you ):
upper hound
What the hell
upper hound
This is peak
Yea then it jumped off
small spoke
This is so peak
upper hound
This is so peak
I have to disagree
upper hound
You have to die
You know what like a fat kid on a seesaw you’re going down!
stable basin
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-gif-12256655659672538621
and there were days where halfsword HAD no blood..
memories…memories.
small spoke
and there were days where halfsword HAD no blood..
It looks kinda recent
Maybe turned off blood?
small spoke
Maybe turned off blood?
I mean it is the cause of lag apparently so I'm not surprised if he did turn it off
stable basin
So I wouldn't know
when i played in like September there was no blood or gore options
there was bone breaking options and other stuff though
small spoke
there was bone breaking options and other stuff though
Wasn't the crush sound removed or something
Because they found it unrealistic?
I remember someone saying that
stable basin
i dont think its removed
i think it still exists if you turn npc damage up enough lol
or really if you just hit them hard enough
small spoke
It might have been replaced with a different sound
stable basin
maybe maybe
stable basin
I wish this was smaller so I could make it my pfp
put it in an image editor
small spoke
put it in an image editor
Ok
upper hound
stable basin
stable basin
i’m sorry
idle crest
No, a warband is basically just the chaos equivalent of a loyalist space marine chapter.
upper hound
I want the developers of this game to make a pirate game
idle crest
The 13th black crusade was made up of many warbands, chief among them being the black legion.
small spoke
put it in an image editor
I did but discord doesn't allow it or something cus when I try doing it, it turns back into it's original size
stable basin
I did but discord doesn't allow it or something cus when I try doing it, it turn...
strange
try sizing it down
then screenshotting it
upper hound
small spoke
then screenshotting it
Dont work either
stable basin
LOL
small spoke
well it clearly did
Yea but the thing is the original one shows but not all of it
stone spade
stable basin
Yea but the thing is the original one shows but not all of it
oh i see
stone spade
hello I am here to derail the conversation back into dragon ball
small spoke
hello I am here to derail the conversation back into dragon ball
Get a j*b
stable basin
hello I am here to derail the conversation back into dragon ball
hey honolex hows it goin man
stone spade
dummy
stone spade
hey honolex hows it goin man
hola
small spoke
just got off work
Get unempl*yed
stable basin
Get unempl*yed
why would unemployed even be censored
stone spade
Get unempl*yed
I like having money though...
stable basin
lolll
stone spade
small spoke
I have ergophobia
(phobia of jbs and wrking)
stable basin
censor that word pal
t*o bad
stone spade
(phobia of j*bs and w*rking)
you have a phobia of twerking?
small spoke
you have a phobia of twerking?
??? 💀
atomic aspen
DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT HERE
upper hound
DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT HERE
What are you scared of job applications
spark quartz
What are you scared of job applications
I have a j*b, but being reminded I have one is scary
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087
Moderators:🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯
upper hound
small spoke
I have a j*b, but being reminded I have one is scary
censor that word btw
spark quartz
censor that word btw
Mb king
stone spade
I..... am Raditz!
upper hound
I bought a new gun a week ago she’s perrrrty
atomic aspen
restive gyro
spark quartz
Who's granny bro 😭
restive gyro
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/xslayder-xslayderfericit-xslayderomania-yes-serious-gif-1...
Embed fail
sweet zealot
this game needs dlss urgently or fsr
upper hound
Who's granny bro 😭
atomic aspen
no
atomic aspen
god this server is turning into brain rot quick
modest nest
yea
upper hound
Can we talk about how cool this looks
upper hound
There’s a new sheriff in town
modest nest
and like a western design
upper hound
It’s a 357 too
worldly vapor
Can we talk about how cool this looks
gun equivalent of a rube goldberg machine
modest nest
tumbleweed rolls intensly
stone spade
https://tenor.com/view/buff-tf2-engineer-buff-engineer-pyroland-dog-gif-15564964...
holy outdated meme
modest nest
holy outdated meme
holy outdated opinion
upper hound
I love it, it shoots so nice
spark quartz
stone spade
holy outdated opinion
that doesn't make any sense
modest nest
that doesn't make any sense
its not suppost to make sence
i will make as many shitposts as i want
spark quartz
I fucking hate Styrofoam
stone spade
idk why I'm arguing with someone with a boykisser pfp like there was ever going to be an intelligent conversation there
spark quartz
did the game get updated
Yeah it did
modest nest
idk why I'm arguing with someone with a boykisser pfp like there was ever going ...
honestly why am i talking to someone who complains about shitposts being outdated
spark quartz
Goofy ahh argument
modest nest
what do you want me to say
upper hound
I fucking hate Styrofoam
They make such a mess for no reason
spark quartz
They make such a mess for no reason
That's what I'm sayin
modest nest
I fucking hate Styrofoam
i eat styrofoam
stone spade
I fucking hate Styrofoam
idk man I think it tastes pretty good but that's just me
spark quartz
i eat styrofoam
Evil
upper hound
i eat styrofoam
Did you eat paint as a child too?
stone spade
i eat styrofoam
YOU CAN'T STEAL MY JOKE
viscid schooner
I fucking hate Styrofoam
i cant stand the noise of styrofoam
it makes my ears weep
modest nest
YOU CAN'T STEAL MY JOKE
i sent it first?
stone spade
i sent it first?
I thought it first
modest nest
Did you eat paint as a child too?
ye and stickers
modest nest
I thought it first
dont care sent it first
spark quartz
stone spade
took more time to type my message smh
modest nest
this is a first grade level argument bro
why am i arguing with this fucking 4th grader
stone spade
I was trying to be SUBTLE with the comedy you shrimply wouldn't understand smh
stone spade
this is a first grade level argument bro
why are you taking every sentence at face value
modest nest
why are you taking every sentence at face value
yes
stone spade
genius!
modest nest
truly
spark quartz
why are you taking every sentence at face value
Shrimp
stone spade
spark quartz
Holy shit it's ghost rider
stone spade
upper hound
spark quartz
Gulf of The Catacombs of Carthas
upper hound
Gulf of The Catacombs of Carthas
The sea of pee
spark quartz
Uh oh the fun police is here
spark quartz
you wouldn't like that
dim lion
how I feel after spending $550 on pokemon cards (I got a couple hits worth around 10 bucks)
spark quartz
"you witelawly would not like me wen I'm angwy"
stable basin
how I feel after spending $550 on pokemon cards (I got a couple hits worth aroun...
wowie
upper hound
why is this chat so fucking weird
I could tell you but I’d have to charge you a few sheckles
spark quartz
how I feel after spending $550 on pokemon cards (I got a couple hits worth aroun...
Skill issue 💔
dim lion
Skill issue 💔
I got my chase card tho so not really 
spark quartz
I got my chase card tho so not really <:WillVote:1304676255794204742>
Who are you chasing
dim lion
Who are you chasing
Zoroark and umbreon
spark quartz
And why do you need a card for it
dim lion
And why do you need a card for it
because its neat
modest nest
looks pretty neat
spark quartz
Cornball
modest nest
im just canadian i wouldnt know
spark quartz
What is that suppose to mean
It's corny bru 😭
dim lion
@upper hound be careful posting images of firearms. If people report that, discord has a history of banning accounts for it
upper hound
<@356682421317402625> be careful posting images of firearms. If people report th...
Hasn’t happened yet
dim lion
I don't generally have an issue with em, just for your own safety lol
spark quartz
@upper hound be careful posting images of firearms. If people report that, discord has a history of banning accounts for it
dim lion
Hasn’t happened yet
it'll suck when it does, trust 😭✋
upper hound
it'll suck when it does, trust 😭✋
🫡
true mauve
should i buy Texas Chainsaw Massacre on steam
dim lion
how you be rn
spark quartz
(I am hated by all the mods)
unreal bay
spark quartz
ok
dim lion
🫡
the HalfSword subreddit spam reported my Reddit account once the demo dropped and had some glitches people were unhappy with 
unreal bay
Honse
dim lion
it took me like 3 months to get access back lmao
spark quartz
Glue
spark quartz
it took me like 3 months to get access back lmao
Reddit sucks
indigo hare
(I am hated by all the mods)
Correct, you absolute pos
spark quartz
Wow
autumn laurel
indigo hare
Sorry that slipped out
unreal bay
Huse
spark quartz
Sorry that slipped out
What slipped out
indigo hare
What slipped out
Don’t worry about it
spark quartz
Ok
indigo hare
Eater
unreal bay
Rtx on hose
dim lion
let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
upper hound
the HalfSword subreddit spam reported my Reddit account once the demo dropped an...
What a bunch of cry babies!
upper hound
Reddit is full of stupid people tho so it doesn’t surprise me
dim lion
Reddit is full of stupid people tho so it doesn’t surprise me
The craziest part is, usually the HalfSword sub is relatively chill
It's the steam boards that are usually chaotic
autumn laurel
unreal bay
I dont like cats
viscid schooner
https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345
why is it interpolated
unreal bay
I love cats
unreal bay
why is it interpolated
Yes
unreal bay
Interpolated Willie when
upper hound
Interpolated Willie when
viscid schooner
Interpolated Willie when
worldly vapor
dont get it
unreal bay
My AI is barring me from watching this video
worldly vapor
revise your joke
upper hound
dont get it
You must not have played reach forge
upper hound
Halo
unreal bay
Oh that I know
upper hound
In forge mode you could build maps but the rotating grid was an auto kill to your friends if they were playing
upper hound
Huh
cinder thunder
radiant anchor
I found out an accurate way
to watch from a third person perspective
like freecam
while the game plays
its.. kinda swag
spark quartz
The craziest part is, usually the HalfSword sub is relatively chill
Hell no it isn't
dim lion
Hell no it isn't
it's a lot more calm than here and the steam boards usually
less drama
subtle rock
dih
small spoke
anybody know how to do a strong jab
Strong jab?
Wym
The left hooks seem to be much stronger
subtle rock
who playin nightreign
austere apex
So I got the baron but how do I get the fenceless map?
knotty skiff
karmic nexus
calm relic
aight imma head out
limber gyro
aight imma head out
Do you have ibuprofen
wheat prism
Every time I spawn im in the foggy area but I dont wsnt to be. What am I doing wrong?
dim lion
Every time I spawn im in the foggy area but I dont wsnt to be. What am I doing w...
Are you pressing "abyss" at the bottom instead of "play demo" ?
dim lion
aight imma head out
😭😭😭
drowsy finch
Got some pure oxygen to help with my breath holding !!!
Gonna see if it works tomorrowss
dim lion
ive been playing the game in free mode for like
Check your game settings to see if you're on dx12. Sometimes it can be a pain
Dx12 adds shaders and Lumens, so it's pretty heavy sometimes.
sly ferry
oh
dim lion
oh
If it only happens few and far between, you shouldn't have to worry, but try and find a sweet spot between dx12 with its graphic settings, and dx11 to see what works best for you
Crashes can happen on either directX directory
spark quartz
STINKY DRAGON!!!!
gusty geode
Got some pure oxygen to help with my breath holding !!!
pure oxygen bad, no?
indigo hare
pure oxygen bad, no?
not if you have superior lungs and oxygen breathing abilities
unlike you apparently
dim lion
STINKY DRAGON!!!!
spark quartz
<:WhyMe:1378165379771404350>
:3
pearl coral
So I got the baron but how do I get the fenceless map?
the ultimate challenge is the only time that happens
dim lion
oh no
upper hound
do you wanna pay for it?
No you can pay for it! Or are you unemployed!
sly ferry
does strong punches rely on dpi
pearl coral
no
dim lion
I have enough income to buy POKEMON cards and thats IT
upper hound
I have enough income to buy POKEMON cards and thats IT
That’s a waste of money! You could be buying my art!
pearl coral
his name is Black Goku, I love him
heck yeah
atomic rain
I felt like someone typed a reply to me in the art room, but I didn't see the message.
limber gyro
also chat look at this cat I met today
Bake him
dim lion
## I felt like someone typed a reply to me in the art room, but I didn't see the...
yeahh the best way to reply is to make a thread on it, it doesn't allow for messages unless they have an image attached
sly ferry
how do i aim for the head better?
dim lion
how do i aim for the head better?
I find that with stabs in particular, turning off Lockon (Z) helps you aim stabs much better
dim lion
for overheads, try not to go for a straight vertical, but add a bit of an angle that your arms flow well with. Pressing x and swapping to the other side is key for some weapons.
sly ferry
i took of lockon strength
dim lion
You can hit some nasty one taps
dim lion
i took of lockon strength
Just disable it with Z and you should be able to move your aim pretty well
dim lion
what keybind is lockon
Z— it's active when the circle closes IN. its off when the circle moves out.
hope that helps some!
dim lion
No idea. I don't use it
small spoke
To what we were talking about in halfsword channel
Plate armour is a historical type of personal body armour made from bronze, iron, or steel plates, culminating in the iconic suit of armour entirely encasing the wearer.
Source:
Wikipedia
atomic rain
yeahh the best way to reply is to make a thread on it, it doesn't allow for mess...
It made me wonder what he typed but I didn't see it lol. Let's talk about it here.
small spoke
Plate armour is a historical type of personal body armour made from bronze, iron...
I meant armour not mail 💔
sly ferry
You can hit some nasty one taps
dayum you were right i just hit a one tap
dim lion
It made me wonder what he typed but I didn't see it lol. Let's talk about it her...
I tried to find it but I couldn't 🥀
atomic rain
I tried to find it but I couldn't 🥀
severe tulip
memory ran out
chase after it
dim lion
16 gigs of memory good for half sword?
it's decent! If you're running on dx12, it may hog up some more memory— if you're looking to upgrade at all, 32 GB is a good size, just gotta make sure you get ram thats compatible with your cpu
sly ferry
im planning on getting a rx 7800 xt
lime harness
gotta love summer
yippee, it's no longer cold
issue with where I live, it's so hot I swear my clothing feels heavier from all the sweat and I have no fan or AC :D
I do however have enough water to drown an elephant
sly ferry
Amd ryzen 7 5800x3d processor
Asrock b550m pro4 micro atx mothjerboard
750 wat msi mag power supply
teamgroup t force vulcan z ddr4 16gb kit
and a kingston nv2 nvme m2 2280 solid state drive
sly ferry
with fists
thats on you bro
sacred oriole
Amd ryzen 7 5800x3d processor
I have a ryzen 7 rtx 3060 with other stuff
I have hse
sacred oriole
ok
merry wyvern
Hopefully this gets fixed, IRL if you wedged yourself into this little corner area, with your feet on either side, you'd actually be very stable and wouldn't slip unless the surface itself was wet, or your feet were.
Fallen like ten times
sacred oriole
WHY IS MY GAME CRAHING SO MUCH AT END
spice token
Seleucus made this a reality through the Seleucids
sharp jungle
last whale
vague tinsel
Send proof @sacred oriole
gloomy urchin
meow
spice token
gloomy urchin
not watching allat
indigo hare
Well that sure was something
spice token
not watching allat
fallow mason
lol im dying its just the editing
gloomy urchin
pearl coral
just got out of a long shift in halfsword chat
sly ferry
spent 2.0 hours just to die by the barbon
gloomy urchin
https://tenor.com/view/onimai-cute-anime-girl-smile-smiling-dancing-dance-trans-...
i might rewatch ts
lime harness
it's a fella
pearl coral
just a wee bit tired
lime harness
wat
pine hawk
no ears
sly ferry
i think i’m gonna have nightmares
zenith dirge
pearl coral
zenith dirge
willie violence
quiet sun
fuck this game hits like no other at the best moments
Been holding the line against the blueberry advance on this base for 40 minutes. 2nd wave I managed to repel.
sly ferry
anybody know how to aim better with no lock on
i either hit short
or it turns into a hug
blazing relic
Roses are red gray are rocks someone today is about to get doxxed
heavy drift
Roses are red gray are rocks someone today is about to get doxxed
Roses are red violets are blue i fucking hate this bitch ass game
blazing relic
chill
viscid schooner
embed fail
blazing relic
split lantern
Are there any plans for a muiltiplayer pvp?
viscid schooner
check the faq
its hidden because discord is fucking stupid but if you look in the server guide there should be a link to it
blazing relic
Devs please add customisation
viscid schooner
woeful rampart
I hate the first boss I keep getting tapped by the axe and getting cut in half
blazing relic
I hate the first boss I keep getting tapped by the axe and getting cut in half
Or falling because your fatass accidentally baby gripped the weapons you were trying to pick up
viscid schooner
I hate the first boss I keep getting tapped by the axe and getting cut in half
are you on grotesque
woeful rampart
are you on grotesque
Ye
viscid schooner
thats probably why
blazing relic
I always choose grotesque
woeful rampart
Exactly
viscid schooner
i still play on it anyways but thats what makes him slice you in half like that
half life??
blazing relic
Will there be multiplayer?
viscid schooner
Will there be multiplayer?
pearl coral
i need to play this again
blazing relic
Mf it doesn’t say
viscid schooner
Mf it doesn’t say
it does
blazing relic
i need to play this again
DEV
viscid schooner
it says probably not on release but after release likely
pearl coral
i am not a dev
blazing relic
oh
viscid schooner
its literally in there
blazing relic
Can you tell devs something
pearl coral
Mf it doesn’t say
pearl coral
Can you tell devs something
no
blazing relic
Add customisation
atomic aspen
blazing relic
Not just colours but choose weapon
pearl coral
daring today
atomic aspen
daring today
clearly he doesn't care if you can tell the devs.
blazing relic
Can’t wait for multiplayer
blazing relic
It’s a joke vro
blazing relic
Nah. he's baiting
Who tf r u
atomic aspen
The fella who is clappin your mom and grandmoms cheeks
blazing relic
Yeah ur getting chat banned
pearl coral
quit
sour cedar
atomic aspen
blazing relic
your special to your mom in a different way
Do you go to the 1+1 class?
How are your classmates
Crayon sniffer
atomic aspen
https://tenor.com/view/what-thats-it-thats-it-is-that-it-thats-all-mr-krabs-gif-11403128690757374518
raw orchid
atomic aspen
raw orchid
blazing relic
Nah. he's baiting
Says the rage baiter
atomic aspen
he cleep
raw orchid
stable basin
Roses are red violets are blue i fucking hate this bitch ass game
broski
glad olive
The fog is coming. 4:23 PM, June 29, 2025. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -144.778567450876°W. Expansion rate: 5·3x10^8 meter (5c)😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
In order to survive, sacrifice:
25 children/50 lambs
gloomy urchin
best i can do is 3 cows and a pigeon
atomic aspen
I can do 5 goats and 14 chickens
upper hound
upper hound
The fog is coming. 4:23 PM, June 29, 2025. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -14...
What about 3 hookers and a couple crack heads does that count?
zenith dirge
best i can do is 3 cows and a pigeon
your the type of person to eat wings like this
vapid warren
What about 3 hookers and a couple crack heads does that count?
I’d spare 3 crackheads before 25 children
zenith dirge
I’d spare 3 crackheads before 25 children
id spare the children so i can turn them into crackheads
that means 25 crackheads
gloomy urchin
your the type of person to eat wings like this
i will nuzzle you
vapid warren
This guy gets it
upper hound
I’d spare 3 crackheads before 25 children
They can have a little narcan as a treat 🙂
upper hound
your the type of person to eat wings like this
Someone shoot that guy
That’s criminal
zenith dirge
That’s criminal
life in prison for eating wings improperly
zenith dirge
you can eat them however you want, just not like that
upper hound
Exactly, save the taxpayers some money and the gene pool from becoming even more fucked then it is
viscid schooner
stoned to death for eating wings improperly
that would leave remains though
thrown into a volcano for eating wings improperly
records of ever living erased
zenith dirge
that would leave remains though
straight into the bubiniator
upper hound
Incinerated feet first
upper hound
YOU GET BUBBED UP
The rack would be pretty suiting too
zenith dirge
cant leave remains
crisp cape
👋🏻
scarlet hawk
o7777
forest falcon
radiant pivot
how do i reset progress
forest falcon
woven yew
fellas when are they releasing the other half of the sword? I want full sword
forest falcon
dam
woven yew
when are they gonna add a female character to play as? we need willette
fervent gale
animation seems very cheap
zenith dirge
my name is not important
what is important is what I’m going to do
that game lowkey goes hard
yes
the cooler adults only rated game
woven yew
can they change the name to hard sword? it makes me hard
restive trench
forest falcon
swift moss
dreamy crystal
Graduating what
forest falcon
<@&1080390104562016306>
wraith zenith
shut it, nerd.
forest falcon
Oatmeal with fish sauce kinda goes hard ngl
loud comet
plain scroll
<@&1080390104562016306>
Got it thanks
spare elbow
how do i get the king mode
swift moss
thick crow
nice server nickname
swift moss
how do i get the king mode
you need to beat gauntlet mode if your talking about the guy with the golden armor (baron)
spare elbow
oh alr
its j like
whenever i unlock a rank
and shut the game down
it doesnt save
forest falcon
it doesnt save
that's strange, try going to %localappdata% then HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames and deleting the stuff in there to see if the saves fix next time you progress
might be a bug in those files
wanton portal
idle crest
Got my car back from the MOT place finally, repairs worth £400
gloomy urchin
Got my car back from the MOT place finally, repairs worth £400
sounds expensive
forest falcon
there's a very loud fly in my room and it's pissing me off
manic cypress
when are they gonna add a female character to play as? we need willette
its need new voice actor that can actually scream like willie
unreal bay
Ts so delicious gng
Yumm
forest falcon
i have one
manic cypress
i have one
then go halfswording fly
forest falcon
lavish blade
forest falcon
forest falcon
Salem witch trials 
gloomy urchin
autumn laurel
spino my beloved
autumn laurel
hi
gloomy urchin
read above
autumn laurel
dw its already been noted
gloomy urchin
ok
forest falcon
autumn laurel
just remove it, send a screenshot of the discord version in settings right down the bottom, then we're good, what you do after that is on you so long as you dont self snitch
austere oasis
https://medal.tv/games/nuclear-option/clips/koBhCE3YQ2gx3iijR?invite=cr-MSxCNW8s...
Full commit is crazy
crisp crane
huh
swift moss
jarvis, delete that place
swift moss
vencord isnt allowed?
omg teto
forest falcon
Aphantasia🥀
tawny bear
this is how school fights actually are
unreal bay
Lool
tawny bear
if half sword was chinese you would see 伟力 (Wěi Lì) walking on water and jumping from building to another like a feather
forest falcon
if half sword was chinese you would see 伟力 (Wěi Lì) walking on water and jumping...
and fighting with flying swords
gloomy urchin
haughty moss
You can customize Willie?!?!,
haughty moss
this is how school fights actually are
How do you do this
agile juniper
gloomy urchin
"chrome is bloated windows is bloated!" rust analyzer when absolutely nothing is being changed
ts pmo
forest falcon
Ig you have make Willie Chinese
something about this makes him look like a wood elf from skyrim
Willie's cousin Wei Li
gloomy urchin
please stop
forest falcon
yea
forest falcon
the horrors of programming
gloomy urchin
SLIGHTEST INCONVENIENCE AND I NEED TO RECOMPILE 500 PACKAGES
THIS
IS WORSE THAN FUCKING PYTHON
forest falcon
what's your fav lang
gloomy urchin
typescript
whole finch
IS WORSE THAN FUCKING PYTHON
maybe some opus will help you in this trying time?
gloomy urchin
head hurts just from looking at it
whole finch
i know, right? it's great