general-catfish-🐱🐟

[stone spade]

by Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

[small spoke]

You will be a good captain in my business!

Or whatever it says

[stone sedge]

The two sides of Halfcord

[small spoke]

There's at least one person here who has snorted candy they mashed into powder

at least one

[full plover]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[small spoke]

Ok bro

💔💔

[zenith dirge]

yes

[stone sedge]

I'm unable to spare money at this time, but I'm hoping he pulls through, hospitalizations are rough.

[zenith dirge]

i will pray for him dont worry

[full plover]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[zenith dirge]

better than anything i can do

[full plover]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[zenith dirge]

all i know how to do is make gmod shit and stone tools

i wanna make a celt axe so bad

[full plover]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[zenith dirge]

i think your right yeah

this one is peak

[forest falcon]

he's come

https://tenor.com/view/ai-alien-aliens-breaking-news-et-gif-16800440123459571317

[dim lion]

I'll share this with my community server as well, if you're okay with that. I don't really have spare funds ATM but I can spread the word, at the very least. Wishing you all the best.

[small spoke]

No the donation was before I think

[full plover]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[dim lion]

I have a personal server for my streams. I can share it there

[dim lion]

will do ❤️

[stone sedge]

Yeah it's just listing the top one

[lofty kindle]

Jhill.

[digital storm]

Für den Kaiser!

[stone sedge]

Jruly

[digital storm]

jaht ja juck

[dim lion]

J = funny

[stone sedge]

Junny

[dim lion]

[lofty kindle]

Jon't, it may be contagious.

[dim lion]

Contajious

[stone sedge]

Jontagious

[digital storm]

dear jod its spreading

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265940995032354918/1359615286906720508/200.gif

by the by

[stone sedge]

Jednesday

[restive trench]

JalfSword

[dim lion]

I want chocolate milk

[lofty kindle]

Blood clots.

[dim lion]

worth it

[lofty kindle]

chocolate flavored.

[trim copper]

jhocolate milk

[restive trench]

why you hate on my jalfsword :(

[dim lion]

I have cookies to dunk too so

Worth

[stone sedge]

Don't forget the pus

[acoustic dew]

fellas, i joined for one reason and it was to ask a question.. is this game gonna have multiplayer when its fully released

[stone sedge]

Probably not

[acoustic dew]

wait fr?

[restive trench]

#faq

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-wat-dafuq-huh-wth-gif-9101314

[dim lion]

#faq will give you all the info you need about that!

very detailed response from the devs about it

[lofty kindle]

#faq The biggest of maybes.

#faq I was the last one.

[fierce hearth]

they should make the game more realistic by adding heart attacks or sudden combustion

[stone sedge]

I'm a bit surprised how well Repo handles physics-based multiplayer, though that's a lot less complex than Half Sword

[lofty kindle]

Have yall tried /mommy yet?

[dreamy mango]

Half-Cord info HUB

Having trouble finding something?

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for emergencies.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747 Content Creators - We :anatomical_heart: them all big and small
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
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• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[stone sedge]

Why is it called that

[dim lion]

The main thing is because halfsword is built in Unreal Engine while repo is sumn else. unity I think.

[acoustic dew]

understood just read it

thanks guys

[dim lion]

Physics in unreal are a different Beast

[small spoke]

I didn't play until after the play test what's the difference between play test and demo

[stone sedge]

Yeah, Unity's pretty jank when it comes to physics though. I think the big thing is it's all hosted on their servers and we connect to them rather than it being p2p

[forest falcon]

why is it called that

[dim lion]

because it's funny

[restive trench]

jommy

[lofty kindle]

Who else do you go for help?
-# Help, support, assist, guide are all tied to other bot commands and makes it hard to use the correct one.

[dreamy mango]

Half-Cord info HUB

Having trouble finding something?

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for emergencies.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747 Content Creators - We :anatomical_heart: them all big and small
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
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• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
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• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[small spoke]

You lied to me

[unkempt fog]

[dim lion]

[forest falcon]

ok

[trim copper]

headbutt honchos

[slate summit]

I had my sword against his throat and decided to switch hands....well

The force of my hands switching clashed against his blade and catapulted it upwards so hard it took my head clean off. Lesson learned, dont switch hands while in close combat

[stone sedge]

I like how it didn't use the Halfcord one

[restive trench]

so you just add an unguessable command

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-sometimes-my-genius-almost-frightening-driving-car-ride-gif-16463163

[dim lion]

Correct

[dim lion]

I'm in the process of watching their final Grand tour, and man I'm going to miss it.

[dreamy mango]

Half-Cord info HUB

Having trouble finding something?

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for emergencies.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
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https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[small spoke]

I am dissapointed where is the mommy

[steep patio]

what about /daddy then

[restive trench]

now we gonna have people spamming it

[lofty kindle]

I have never seen a full episode.

[tawny bear]

it took 295 turns to destroy a faction . 3 to go

[dim lion]

Check it out, so worth. The Grand tour was so awesome.

[small spoke]

They should add a cool down to cmds so ppl don't flood

[dim lion]

will Amazon Prime work in the states if I give u my login for it lmao

[lofty kindle]

To close to he who shall not be named.

[stone sedge]

At the very least watch the Reliant Robin one

[lofty kindle]

I have prime.

[small spoke]

It should send a image of willie

[dim lion]

check it out then 🗣️ they do a ton of modifications and crazy shit.

[stone sedge]

If you aren't Willie you're cooked

[dreamy mango]

Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

[dim lion]

Am I tasty at least ? Or did they do a shitty job on the sear?

[stone sedge]

The next stage after well-done

[small spoke]

Someone add a 🪠 mod so I can throw it on willies bald ass head

[silver herald]

Elite gif mate

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kone-plunger-vrhl-gif-16338922170385100170

[dim lion]

no way Rick and Morty season 8 dropped today

That's crazy

I'm gonna go watch something else now

[small spoke]

popular series and movies vs not getting milked(level impossible)

[heady void]

mango

[stone sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/plunger-prank-bald-gif-25253169

[small spoke]

I'm praying on your downfall

[stone sedge]

I can't wait to let it sit for a couple years before maybe watching it when I have nothing else to watch

[dim lion]

California girls were undeniable

[dim lion]

so real... 💔

[stone sedge]

What I need is Smiling Friends season 3

[small spoke]

What I need is

Willie stabbing complication

[lofty kindle]

Compilation?

[small spoke]

Yes

Auto correct

The sword thread is so dead plus it's not always stabs

💔💔

[dreamy mango]

Stabbing Advice 🔪

When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

[small spoke]

Dont have a problem with stabbing

[stone sedge]

I don't have a compilation but I have this

[small spoke]

I can do it

[stable basin]

LOL

[small spoke]

But like my laptop went. Kaboom

So I can't play halfsword 😔

[forest falcon]

real

[small spoke]

Thank you

Is level 3 the max

[small spoke]

As in roles

[trim copper]

🫃

where is the challenge thing i wanna try

[small spoke]

Ultimate challenge?

[stone sedge]

I think it got deleted

[trim copper]

no

[small spoke]

Ohh yes it did

It had a weird word in it

[trim copper]

damn

why

[small spoke]

Bad word so it got deleted lol

[trim copper]

oh

[small spoke]

I think it was a typo in it and the typo was bad

😭 I noticed it and told them

.

[trim copper]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[stone sedge]

I also wanted to do the challenge so I feel your pain

[spark quartz]

You know I just realized something

What does lady rubber mean

[plain scroll]

Bubber

[spark quartz]

mantickler

[plain scroll]

[trim copper]

head

[spark quartz]

poops

[spark quartz]

Mantic the Manchester Man tickler

[plain scroll]

tf. I aint even from manchester

[trim copper]

you are now

[spark quartz]

Isn't that what someone who tickles men want people to think

[spark quartz]

call me evil head

[trim copper]

what happens if someone gets an evil head

[stone sedge]

Oh god

[spark quartz]

Yeah 😂

[vagrant crane]

Skib

[stone sedge]

Never once crossed my brain

[spark quartz]

Me neither until like just recently lmaooo

I was like wait

[unreal bay]

A lady made out of rubber duhh

[stone sedge]

That was the intention

[spark quartz]

That was my first thought too

But then I thought about if someone misinterpreted it

[unreal bay]

What deeper agenda does this rubber has?????

[unreal bay]

Infinity stretch

By Unilever

[stone sedge]

Willie spaghettification

[spark quartz]

Event horizon moment

[unreal bay]

Willie fugalization

[stone sedge]

fungal spaghetti

[zenith dirge]

Fug (me Fug) grind rock

[unreal bay]

No that lady rubber

[zenith dirge]

Make axe rock

[unreal bay]

Bubby axe

[zenith dirge]

sharp-ish rock

[unreal bay]

Bubsrock

[woven lantern]

Katana gamelplay

[woven lantern]

Hello Galaxy

[unreal bay]

Hi Mustafa

My pet

[woven lantern]

After drink 4 times coffe

you brain pov:

[unkempt zodiac]

Has Science Gone Too Far?

[unreal bay]

Coffee doesn't do shit to me (no I don't have ADHD)

[stone sedge]

I would pat the catsolotl

[woven lantern]

Are you sure ?

[stone sedge]

I do have ADHD and caffeine doesn't do anything to me, maybe if I have a ton of it I'll feel a bit sleepy

[unreal bay]

Pre workout does give the boost! Not sleepy

[stone sedge]

But that's about it

[woven lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-terminator-robot-looking-flex-cool-robot-gif-16625083

[unkempt zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-ages-cat-centurion-cat-centurion-cat-fight-gif-1741762862016554190

[unreal bay]

I don't feel sleepy tho with caffeine. Or coffee, just coffee doesn't give me that boost. Same with red bull crap

[zenith dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354918668072386771/1376781722812809286/BGsptwss.gif

[true mauve]

real

[unreal bay]

Where is the talent????????

[stone sedge]

Yeah, I just mean if I slam back like 3 energy drinks it does do something but I wouldn't call it a boost

[zenith dirge]

maybe its in one of the bins?

[unreal bay]

I wonder if a pre workout does have an effect on you

[unreal bay]

Fairr

I never take a full bottle in

[woven lantern]

Blender Vs you

Who win ?

[unreal bay]

Just a quarter sip

[stone sedge]

What is in a pre workout?

[unreal bay]

Not even half

[unreal bay]

Lemme look

[woven lantern]

sword

[unreal bay]

• Caffeine: This is one of the most prevalent ingredients. Caffeine is a stimulant that helps increase energy levels, improve concentration, reduce perceived exertion, and delay fatigue. It can also enhance fat burning.
• Beta-Alanine: A non-essential amino acid that aids in the production of carnosine, a compound that buffers lactic acid buildup in muscles. This can help reduce muscle fatigue and allow for longer, more strenuous workouts. Beta-alanine is often responsible for the harmless tingling sensation (paresthesia) some users experience.
• L-Citrulline (often as Citrulline Malate): This amino acid helps produce nitric oxide in the body. Nitric oxide relaxes blood vessels, leading to increased blood flow to muscles. This "vasodilation" can improve muscle performance, reduce fatigue, and enhance endurance during exercise.
• Creatine (often as Creatine Monohydrate): A well-researched compound that helps muscles produce energy (ATP) during high-intensity, short-burst activities. It can improve strength, power, and muscle growth over time. While some pre-workouts include creatine, it's often recommended to take creatine daily for consistent benefits rather than just pre-workout.
• B Vitamins (e.g., B3, B6, B12): These vitamins are essential for energy metabolism, helping the body convert food into usable energy. They can also contribute to reducing tiredness and fatigue.
• Taurine: An amino acid with various benefits, including supporting brain function, potentially aiding in muscle function, and helping to neutralize some of the negative side effects of caffeine.
• L-Tyrosine: An amino acid that may help with focus and mental alertness, especially during stressful situations like intense workouts, by influencing neurotransmitter production.
• Nitric Oxide Precursors (e.g., Arginine, Beetroot Extract): Similar to citrulline, these ingredients contribute to nitric oxide production, promoting improved blood flow to working muscles.
• Electrolytes (e.g., Sodium, Potassium, Magnesium): Sometimes added to aid hydration and prevent muscle cramps, especially during intense or prolonged exercise.

AI

I take it rarely tho. Only if it's realllyyyy needed, if am tired tired. I don't like to get used to it

For gym, not normal use case for me. Otherwise I ll have way to much energy

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapper-yapping-man-old-guy-yapping-keep-yapping-gif-16586719177455162521

Love ya Galaxy ^-^

[indigo hare]

I didn’t come here to read novels!!!

[atomic aspen]

We all know moai can't read more than 15 words

[frosty stratus]

Ow...

Shit of thungsten

Or in this case metal/steel.

[unreal bay]

appreciate it Jax

[wraith mason]

is tere gonna be online?

[unreal bay]

Ik ik, its meant for them guys and gals with muscles

[unreal bay]

#faq

[indigo hare]

Are you calling me weak

[calm relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881963974747361310/1377296819280810075/Show_this_man_202505272248-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[indigo hare]

My muscles are hard as rock

[unreal bay]

Why are you calling yourself weak, Stone

[unreal bay]

[forest falcon]

gn chat

[glossy warren]

This sentence would be even funnier if it had over 15 words

[patent seal]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-ai-generated-king-von-anti-piracy-screen-gif-13459544680774853932

[hollow oxide]

cant wait to do this to willy

[subtle marten]

I GOT A GIRLS SNAP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[dim lion]

[calm relic]

relax bro it's just your mom

[subtle marten]

Bruh🤣

[dim lion]

[jagged swift]

Give us gameplay footage 🙏

[trim copper]

nice

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/biolit-gif-14971939248881135206

[tough escarp]

The game has plans to a multiplayer mode?

[unreal bay]

#faq

[frosty stratus]

May thy gooblie snoobert 🫃 ask thy galaxy thy queston?

[mellow spindle]

what the flip is going on people

[frosty stratus]

wtf is gandalf typing

its been like 2 minutes

[unkempt zodiac]

[trim copper]

let him cook

[merry wyvern]

Scrotum

[frosty stratus]

i think he is writing a 20 page essay to why willie feet resolution should be 8K

[merry wyvern]

Alright it's time I get back to work

[violet garden]

My preworkout
Mud: gives me power. Ancestral strength. Unchained mudskipper ancient primordial energy memories.
Ground yak hoof: aligns the spirits, cultivation realized
Chicken soup (mom): nostalgia fuel. Electrolytes. Water.
Aether detoction: potent nerve stimulant, makes me lift 40x more than usual
Lab cheese: squirms with an unnatural life, sinful and product of “playing God”
Tetrahydrogen dioxide: water from the fountain of youth
5 zyns soaked in creatine: 4 tha gainz
This message was given to me through a bong cloud on the 6th rip, like the burning bush of Mount Horeb

[whole finch]

playing the baron is kinda like playing cyberpunk 2077 at level 50

you're covered in gold, you wreck everything you touch, your weapons are massive, and it was a janky, hellish journy that lit your laptop on fire and crashed your game multiple times at climactic moments to get to where you are now

[stone sedge]

So basically an energy drink with some extra stuff, the extra stuff might be enough to make it boosty feeling though

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[subtle rock]

dr goat

[sudden verge]

in the abyss I managed to kill 5 people while having no hands and after beating the golden knight

[subtle rock]

dih

[jaunty jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[spring cove]

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT HALF DWORF

ITS BEEN 24 HOURS MY COMPUTER CRASHED OUT AND I CANT PLAY HALF SWORD

[true mauve]

is it worth buying an xbox 360 just because (i never owned one)

[spring cove]

im crying rn

[orchid hemlock]

no not anymore

[finite bronze]

i finally beat the knight boss and got to the great challenge holy the boss there is so overpowered

[dusk yoke]

i

[scarlet creek]

What determines sharpness in half sword weapons?

[jade wadi]

hewwo there again kittens

[zenith dirge]

harmless prank to do to the homies

[neat tundra]

If a weapon looks shiny and brand new, it's usually sharper than a weapon of the same type that is less shiny and looks used.
Within the trainer or enhancer, it seems most weapons are split into 3 tiers.
There is variation within tiers, even in the same weapon group, because the blade is designed differently.

[scarlet creek]

So material determines sharpness?

I'm asking because I'm thinking on making custom weapons for half sword

[zenith dirge]

some metals sharpen better

and some metals make better blades

would you rather have a iron sword or an aluminum sword?

[pearl coral]

this again

how many custom weapons can be made with size and material adjustments vro

[scarlet creek]

Blue painted iron sword

[scarlet creek]

Just asking, I want to make a glaive

[pearl coral]

my character just got smacked in the face so hard with a mace he dropped his sword instantly

stabs put holes in clothes

[zenith dirge]

ngl a corroded/weathered coper sword would look cool as hell

[indigo hare]

I hate this intro and I hate you for it and I hate your name

[pearl coral]

the halberds are glaives

[worldly vapor]

they arent really the same thing

[zenith dirge]

clothes can get holes/slashes in them

[neat tundra]

It could, it might just be some other thing affecting it. but one of the weapons in the vicious weapon pack, the side arm sword for the harpoon is really dull and doesn't seem to want to chop into or dismember willies.
You could try asking bitter relative in #modders-guild-hall

I think it could just be the tier of blade and the lack of mass, but he will know more than me.

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but not that kind of glaive, I want this glaive

[worldly vapor]

well the ones that they used looked like this

[zenith dirge]

did the ancient chinese actually use these things? or were they just for show

[pearl coral]

"‘Glaive’ could in the medieval period refer to more or less any bladed weapon, including spears and also swords. This makes the weapon type people think of as glaive also fall under that term, however it is not the only weapon which does for the most part. A good example of how broadly the term glaive could be used can be found in Le Jeu de la Hache, where both a pollaxe and a sword are called ‘glaives’. In english, there’s an account from around the year 1500 which reads ‘...bill, that which some men call a glaive’. In other accounts however glaives are listed separately to both spears, swords and bills, which means that in those cases it can be taken to mainly refer to the single-bladed polearm most people associate with it today, seeing as how it’s a very popular weapon in art in both england and france/burgundy."

from theghosthero

[worldly vapor]

they used ones like this

[indigo hare]

No but it sounds exactly like something I’d say

[pearl coral]

[zenith dirge]

i have a modern one lol

[indigo hare]

Okay and with that, I don’t think you need to be here anymore

[scarlet creek]

Yes but against horses

[worldly vapor]

they kinda cool im ngl

[pearl coral]

execute

[zenith dirge]

my sword thing

[pearl coral]

effectively it's whatever you want it to be but primarily just a bladed polearm

[worldly vapor]

tactical survival solutions texas ahh blade

[scarlet creek]

Well I want a falchion with a long stick

Or long stick with a falchion on top*

[pearl coral]

i love half sword

[indigo hare]

Sword half love i

[worldly vapor]

it dont matter what they called them when were using our own terminology to make distinctions

[neat tundra]

Halfcord lurkers committing felonies in the middle of a conversation after talking for the first time for no reason.

[pearl coral]

it is important to remember the historical applications though

[zenith dirge]

its a cold steel one i think, and yes it fucking sucks

[pearl coral]

generally the only time i use specific terminology for things is when it's a regional form, like if it's a french type of surcoat i'll call it the french name because the french guy talking about surcoats will most likely be referring to that regional style

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hp-harry-potter-snape-always-stare-gif-17584635

[zenith dirge]

for a split second i thought this was john lennon

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-duh-dafuq-gif-15522976

[grand bane]

What happun?

[zenith dirge]

i mean

they got the same nose

lower your gore settings

[lofty kindle]

Do a side by side comparison.

That is max settings try lowering it.

[zenith dirge]

ok maybe im crazy

[indigo hare]

The actual reason is the blood as stated in the recent #updates post

[unkempt zodiac]

the game's crashing is caused by blood/gore, you'll have to disable both of them during the ultimate challenge

[lofty kindle]

Your insane.

[zenith dirge]

im not insane, im bubby

[indigo hare]

You can lie to us but you can’t lie to yourself

[lofty kindle]

Other way around.

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-frustration-anger-black-guy-crying-sadness-gif-25630772

[indigo hare]

Idk I’m very gullible, you can definitely lie to me

[pearl coral]

doesn’t matter

[grand bane]

Fair

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ej-always-have-always-will-days-of-our-l-ives-james-scott-gif-7547077

[grand bane]

I will not gaslight you

[plush harness]

half

[pure sapphire]

To the Halfsword Devs. Give us Kriegsmesser.

I beg

[idle crest]

You're

[indigo hare]

Yeah you tell him

[pearl coral]

one day probably

[pure sapphire]

We need a two handed, single edged sword.

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/edwin-mimic-jackies-box-fnaf-my-name-is-edwin-gif-10139822896485640975

https://tenor.com/view/i-made-the-mimic-mimic-jackies-box-fnaf-edwin-gif-15503712513365252637

https://tenor.com/view/edwin-it-was-difficult-to-put-the-pieces-together-fnaf-jackies-box-my-name-is-edwin-gif-10182001045404453266

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-edwin-edwin-but-unfortunately-something-went-so-wrong-jackies-box-mimic-gif-2962648718601212473

https://tenor.com/view/and-now-i-cant-do-anything-but-sing-this-stupid-song-edwin-my-name-is-edwin-mimic-jackies-box-gif-16481775935138329688

[woven yew]

anyone else finding the corpses in the ultimate challenge morphing around hugely before sinking into the ground?

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/the-mimic-fnaf-the-edwin-my-name-is-edwin-gif-11452190565587149630

[cinder thunder]

yeah i think its a bug maybe

but it looks cool

[stone sedge]

Good ol' Days of Our Lives

[woven yew]

mmmmm it does

[woven yew]

bro became a giraffe

[cinder thunder]

What kind of madman plays in first person 👹👹👹👹😹😹😹

[stone sedge]

I only play in first person

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-never-live-it-down-embarrassed-nervous-scared-awkward-gif-16491491

[cinder thunder]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[stone sedge]

It's the only way

[cinder thunder]

Bomb you

[woven yew]

is it possible to edit fov when in first person mode?

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-david-gif-8023131697972652163

[cinder thunder]

No and if you try your computer explodes

[lofty kindle]

Still makes me sick, sadly. the clips are so bad ass.

[cinder thunder]

there is a car

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-car-bump-gif-16802982

[stone sedge]

Yes

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-the-mimic-yeah-gif-12349695790694784155

[stone sedge]

I always crank it up, otherwise it's too zoomed in

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-blast-joe-biden-biden-blast-gif-6547929686164862695

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-why-talking-gif-16129364

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-biden-smile-gif-9761218772211147420

[grand bane]

Because it’s a game early in development

Besides that all I can say is I krill issue or some shit

[idle crest]

Truly a blunder which you shall regret for the rest of you're days.

[indigo hare]

Read..

#updates

It absolutely is lol

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-theoffice-gif-22010221

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-gif-14009760066009355868

[indigo hare]

It’s generally a good idea to actually try to read information in the server you join to see if anyone else has had the same issue. If you did you would’ve found your answer in 30 seconds flat

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-is-dead-spy-engineer-correct-right-gif-26313261

[indigo hare]

And I showed you to the answer so what’s the problem? If you’re just here to complain and cause drama you can leave just the same

Yeah you’re gone

Lmao

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-and-feck-off-bye-bye-bye-see-ya-adios-gif-23127302

[grand bane]

Brotha you are speaking to the moderator

[indigo hare]

Ahhh halfcord never change

[pearl coral]

hi

ah

i see

x

[grand bane]

I smell a smiting

[vague tinsel]

Hi

[grand bane]

I was correct

[stone sedge]

Damn what a way to crash out

[vague tinsel]

He left lol

[indigo hare]

Never a dull moment lol

[stone sedge]

Looks like a ban too, all their messages got deleted

Even the first ones

[indigo hare]

Someone like that wouldn’t be mature enough to just walk away lol

[vague tinsel]

I'll be damned he did!

[grand bane]

You where literally helping them too

[indigo hare]

It is what it is. Could’ve been miscommunication but he decided to crash out fully lol

[stone sedge]

I swear they made the punch happen more frequently with the half swording thing, or at least made it so that it works more smoothly

[idle crest]

Willy looks like he'd be the slowest cyclist on the main roads.

[grand bane]

I mean seeing mentally immature peoplengrt themselves banned will never not be funny

[pearl coral]

to me it just seems like certain weapons occur more frequently with that kind of thing

sometimes i'll switch hands with the pollax just to be using the one that punches easier

[stone sedge]

They've made the punching feel so much better in general too

[vague tinsel]

One time I got a kid banned because he said that he was 11 lol. Unless you are over the age of 18 then you dont say your age on discord!

[grand bane]

Why would you punch when have poleaxe?

[grand bane]

Ah ok. I mostly use the longer axe

[vague tinsel]

Pole axe is kinda inconsistent for me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1373443580684931102/image0.gif

[wild mason]

armored combat or fist play/no armor?

[grand bane]

Even a glancing blow to the helmet will drop someone

[grand bane]

I love me some t7 and t8

[vague tinsel]

Its hard to get a good hit, because I am running on 20 fps on the lowest settings.

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-sea-lion-explode-explosion-scream-gif-25321526

Bye chat

[idle crest]

Well that was a fucking doomguy punch

Didn't know the blood punch was added to the game.

[cinder thunder]

blood punch

😎

[cinder thunder]

If u switch hands its pretty good

Like switch them a lot

[indigo hare]

lol yeah there’s been people here banned and accounts removed by discord for it

Even as a joke discord takes it very serious

[idle crest]

Lol as if it's not immediately obvious when someone is younger than 18 on discord. 😂

[pearl coral]

and his neck is also now broken !

[gloomy urchin]

goob morning

i see someone crashed out earlier?

[idle crest]

I appreciate nice punches in games, but I doubt I need to tell anyone that breaking someone's neck by punching them in the helmet would be impossible. 😂

[gloomy crest]

Is there an official release date

[pearl coral]

no

[gloomy urchin]

didnt we have this kind of convo before

[idle crest]

About maces probably.

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[pure kindle]

charles entertainment cheese

[idle crest]

This is now about punches, where are considerably less believable

[pearl coral]

generally the mace consensus in source material is that they're useful if you can pull off a full force strike on someone's head or hands, which usually doesnt happen

[idle crest]

I personally wouldn't even give em that but at least that's believable.

[pearl coral]

pietro monte and juan q-something have brought me to this conclusion

[subtle rock]

yall seen the new mhwilds update? 😭

[indigo hare]

No, nobody did, because nobody plays it, cause it’s a bad game!!!

[pearl coral]

owned

[indigo hare]

I don’t think he’s gonna recover

Pretty sure I just ended his discord career

[idle crest]

Unfortunately with maces you can't really test their effectiveness in a safe way

[subtle rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UgWP047LyM

check this shit out lmao

you can straight up just play as him

hand to hand beat the hell out of monsters

[pearl coral]

@idle crest do you have experience fighting while wearing an armet

[indigo hare]

Does this take place in the same place as Rise cause that arena looks exactly the same

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-smile-simpsons-gif-11742885

[idle crest]

No, I don't have an armet, I have a sallet & bevor and I have a great bascinet.

[indigo hare]

Real and based

[idle crest]

Sallet is probably most comparable

[pearl coral]

[indigo hare]

I eat too much meat and not enough..sallet..

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

Please laugh

[pearl coral]

would you maybe be willing to participate in a written interview type thing in a few weeks

[indigo hare]

Sam I see you typing please laugh

[pearl coral]

pertaining to the usage of a grand bascinet

[pearl coral]

I have something serious on my mind right now.

[indigo hare]

You just pulled the funny bone right out of my body

[idle crest]

My usage of my great bascinet is extremely low since it needs to be mounted to a ciurass and my ciurass has been in pieces for a long time

[gloomy urchin]

haha

[pearl coral]

frip..

[indigo hare]

You’re alright, bud

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[subtle rock]

dont think so

not sure

might just be capcom capcoming

[idle crest]

Helmets I've used the most are nasal helm, great helm, kettle helm, and sallet.

[pearl coral]

im trying to get reenactor input on the differences in impacts, breathability, and fit while wearing armets, grand bascinets, and close helms respectively

will be quite a hunt

[idle crest]

Idk I've literally never had trouble breathing in any helmet.

[pearl coral]

goated lung haver

[idle crest]

And the only helmet where my eyesight is meaningfully impeded is the sallet.

[indigo hare]

Luckily the rule of cool always applies, and sallets will always be peak fashion

[drowsy finch]

Hehe

[pearl coral]

equality-on-sea at 50% rn

[indigo hare]

I appreciate YOU

[drowsy finch]

Omgoodness !!!!!

[pearl coral]

still bummed about york supreme..

[drowsy finch]

Hurt squids about it

[idle crest]

Yea unfortunately the visibility out of them really is pretty shit, mainly due to the fact that the bottom of the eyes lit is the top of the visor which comes out a decent bit further than the rest of the helmet

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/mouthwashing-i-hope-this-hurts-mouthwashingquote-gif-16976207524958162960

[pearl coral]

i switched from my crossbow-sword-spear-knife-shield build to an actual gun and laser build and i have become more goated with medieval weaponry than actual space weaponry

[gloomy urchin]

should i watch fate

a lot of seasons before i see astolfo

[pearl coral]

no

[indigo hare]

Yes every one in the series is peak

[idle crest]

My vision out of this helmet is basically the same as without a helmet believe it or not.

[indigo hare]

Except prisma Illya you can skip that

[gloomy urchin]

ok i believe u do i genuinely need to watch every single one

[drowsy finch]

Erupter, Las Revolver, One True Flag, Portable Hellbomb for me

[indigo hare]

I mean if you enjoy it yes, I think every season is goated genuinely.

But story wise no

You don’t have to

[pearl coral]

this is the exact form of grand bascinet which is selected for demonstration in my project

[drowsy finch]

Liberty willing, the squids won’t leave super earth alive.

[indigo hare]

I’d recommend looking up the watch order if you’re interested though

[gloomy urchin]

4 animes in one universe 🥀

[pearl coral]

i was using the jar-5 dominator against the squids and it really bugged me how bad it is at taking out overseers

[idle crest]

Eyesight and breathing is fine but obviously you can hardly move your head.

[gloomy urchin]

nah i'll jsut go for fate

[pearl coral]

i really love using the explosive crossbow, saber, and one true flag against them

[gloomy urchin]

nerd talks

[indigo hare]

I’d start with Unlimited blade works

[drowsy finch]

I really like the erupter, I need to see how its upgraded armor pen treats those fuckers with the jetpack

[pearl coral]

shoot them twice with it from afar (or if im being effective once + a throwing knife), or tackle-stab them with the flag and then finish them off with the saber

[gloomy urchin]

alr

[idle crest]

I remember one of my first criticisms of the halfsword playtest was that the helmet visibility was far warse than it should be, like even kettle helmets reduce visibility by like a third or half.

[dim lion]

I am playing a Pokemon ROM and they allowed me to make a custom move, so I made "handgun"

[gloomy urchin]

the fpv just looks like it's not really configured properly

[indigo hare]

Real and based

[dim lion]

a steel type move for all the homies

[gloomy urchin]

why not handgrenade

[dim lion]

gun

[indigo hare]

You should try Pokémon Unbound after. Really popular one, that’s supposed to be really really good

[idle crest]

Most medieval helmets limit eyesight to such a small degree that having two eyes and a brain that can fill in blanks often makes the helmet basically unnoticeable for the most part.

[gloomy urchin]

fireball

[dim lion]

I have two to finish rn— pokemon infinite fusion, and Mariomon (peak)

[stone sedge]

Brass-type move

[indigo hare]

Well if you want a challenge at least, unbound is it. Multiple difficulties and it gets HARD

But they have cool Pokémon fusions

[stone sedge]

I wish I didn't get rid of my copy of Gale of Darkness

[pearl coral]

I NEED IT SO BAD

[dim lion]

ok but what starter would YOU pick

bob-omb my goat

[stone sedge]

Ghost squid

They seem chill

[gloomy urchin]

do not search for astolfo in gifs

[indigo hare]

Squid cause I like ghost and I feel like bob-omb is just a voltorb and only knows self destruct

[dim lion]

blooper turns into a big ball squid

Round

[dim lion]

It actually does start with self destruct and ember yes

[idle crest]

Wouldn't get that one, butted maile alone makes that a no go for me

[dim lion]

it's a fire fighting that can learn some electric moves too

Bob-omb my goat 🗣️

[gloomy urchin]

what are spikes for

[indigo hare]

Self destruct would be op super early game as long as you have other Pokémon I guess lol

[pearl coral]

doesnt look butted to me

[dim lion]

hello bowser, meet explosion

[jade wadi]

BOO BERRY

[idle crest]

It's definitely butted

[dim lion]

buh

[stone sedge]

How many Mariomons are there?

[dim lion]

151 !

[stone sedge]

What even is that name

[indigo hare]

Your name is very..unique..

[jade wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[idle crest]

Oh wait

[pearl coral]

you can see through them without compromising your eyesight, and also they look cool

[dim lion]

They replaced the original 151

[dim lion]

I rember him

[gloomy urchin]

oh right brain does that

[stone sedge]

Maybe I'm misremembering how many Mario characters there are

[jade wadi]

It’s me, ClitstopherCockcumbus

[dim lion]

They have some pretty unique ones! Yoshi is pretty much the eevee of the series

[pearl coral]

you can see the maille a bit better here

[zenith dirge]

Post this when you shitting

[gloomy urchin]

hello bubby

[jade wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230350179111141406/1334905121129103411/dumbass.gif

[idle crest]

@pearl coral it looks like some of them are butted and others are riveted.

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1368950555489341440/image0.gif

[stone sedge]

Ohhh like are they based on Mario characters rather than just being like "Ok let's take every Mario sprite we can and replace every Pokeman"?

[indigo hare]

Unbound has new shiny colors too. Tell me this isn’t peak

[idle crest]

I know right.

[stone sedge]

Please tell me there's a green pipemon

[calm relic]

true history shop? just ask for riveted in the order email

[dim lion]

Pretty much!
There are NPCs like Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Toadsworth and the whole bunch— and the "pokemon" are different Mario enemies from across the diff games

[indigo hare]

I’ve played a couple Pokémon horror roms, which were surprisingly good

[dim lion]

There's even a fucking tyrannosaurus rex bc Mario Odyssey

[pearl coral]

yes

i desperately want that helmet but im not sure it'd be proper for harnischfechten purposes

[dim lion]

no the pipes are still just pipes

I have a shiny bullet bill too

[dim lion]

[idle crest]

It'll be made of mild steel so not really

[indigo hare]

How do you make spicy steel

[idle crest]

More carbon

[pearl coral]

[gloomy urchin]

spongbee

[pseudo hinge]

whats the point of this visor

[gloomy urchin]

that looks comical

[idle crest]

You'd want it to be at least about 2mm thick and probably hardened steel yeah.

[pearl coral]

tilt head down to aim

untilt head to receive possible strike

[idle crest]

Is it a jousting helmet?

[pseudo hinge]

idk probably

it looks like the thing a main character wears because fights are getting too easy

[idle crest]

If so then the visor is to stop you getting killed.

[gloomy urchin]

dark souls type shit

[calm relic]

definitely a tournament helmet

[pseudo hinge]

well yes, but why not get a frog helm or, better, a wrapper for a normal armet visor?

[pearl coral]

the visor looks like a wrapper tbh

[gloomy urchin]

this might be the peak of youtube for me

[pearl coral]

are we sure that's how it's supposed to be put on there lol

[pseudo hinge]

pretty sure

[pearl coral]

i dont see the reason for the slit unless it were intended to be used as a wrapper

[pseudo hinge]

sight?

[idle crest]

Frogmouth helmets are way heavier and way less mobile.

[pseudo hinge]

idfk

[pearl coral]

it very slightly makes sense but not enough that i'd say that's the reason without hesitation

[idle crest]

Frogmouth helmets are like the all or nothing minmax defence helmet

[indigo hare]

lol genuinely good idea!

[pseudo hinge]

no idea for it

[pearl coral]

twill be so expensive

[calm relic]

https://matuls.pl/produkt/armet-1406/?lang=en indeed

[idle crest]

Really? It doesn't look hard to make, especially if the top piece is welded.

Which it probably is.

[pearl coral]

750 euro for 2mm mild steel without aventail or padding

[idle crest]

Fuck off lol

[pseudo hinge]

yikes

[calm relic]

Gonna cost that much even just for the accurate shape with the thinnest cheapest steel finish from most of these companies

[pearl coral]

ughhh

UGHH

[calm relic]

I just laid $1100 down for a canadian armorsmith to make my splinted arms and legs so

[pearl coral]

i saw those the other day !

[calm relic]

it's definitely not cheap, but the armor is sca ready

[idle crest]

Broski, splinted arms hardly require any steel work, wtf

[calm relic]

?

The guy walked through the entire process and made some of the best sets on the market compared to the mass produced slop.

[pearl coral]

i just want to do harnischfechten without having to take out a loan mann

[idle crest]

Angle grinder could do most of the work

[idle crest]

Best thing to do is join some sort of group and get to know people

[gloomy urchin]

is hema hobby as expensive as gacha games

hema vs gacha games vs 40k

[calm relic]

paid for braces, vambraces, cuisses, greaves, custom rondel knee and elbow cops, tempered steel lames, custom leather work including dye for the color i wanted, custom sizing and pattern/trim work, delicate sizing measurements, shipping and labor fees, it all adds up.

[idle crest]

I kinda do all three lol

[calm relic]

The guy can't just do a 1 on 1 for the cost of crafting it either. he has to make a profit lol.

[pearl coral]

i'm in a local hema club and have contact with the higher members of the local sca chapter so i should be able to find something

[gloomy urchin]

how rich are u

[pearl coral]

i just didnt think it ever got cheaper than what i've found thus far

[idle crest]

Ehh, idk about hema, reenactment is probably better, depending on the group

Like I know a guy from my reenactment group who knows most of the armour smiths in England

[pearl coral]

but harnischfechten is hema

[idle crest]

I'm on minimum wage

[gloomy urchin]

how

as far as i know its the expensivest shit to hobby about

[idle crest]

I live at my parents house, that's how.

[calm relic]

I feel bad now cus i was about to say a $1000 commitment to kit here and there isn't painful 💀

then again i'm in the healthcare profession so money rolls in easier

[indigo hare]

You should feel bad

[calm relic]

it's an expensive hobby god damn it

for quality stuff

after this kit i'm getting a 15th c. one started too

then maybe i'll be satiated

[idle crest]

@pearl coral yes but hema groups don't do armour

Generally

[indigo hare]

You will not

[calm relic]

yea that's like padded fencing/saber dueling/longswords/etc

[indigo hare]

Its going to be never ending

Your entire house will be filled with armor

Like an old castle

[calm relic]

i got a huge storage container for it already

[pearl coral]

i've met and have fought two folks that do but im not in regular enough contact with them to feel comfortable asking them these things

[calm relic]

smells like a machine shop

i love that smell tho

[indigo hare]

You better dress it up like a throne room

Red carpet

Gold candles

[bleak pecan]

😔

[gloomy urchin]

winter

[idle crest]

Like for example I know a guy whos in his 70s and has more armour than you could believe, he has this full 15th century suit that he keeps saying I'd fit in well (me and him are both the same build), and it worries me a bit since he's getting on a bit now.

But like, I even get discounts from people simply for knowing certain people.

[gloomy urchin]

wow hema is that small??

[calm relic]

sir im using a dewalt storage container not an industrial tractor trailer container

[pearl coral]

reminds me of this guy i know named bruce

[gloomy urchin]

mfw when website says the correct code is the exact code it refused to accept cuz its slow

[idle crest]

My halberd cost me £45 cus people sell second hand stuff cheap as fuck

[pearl coral]

he had a technical malfunction with his jacket and was like "i'll have a new one coming in soon. it'll be the last one i have trouble with."

[calm relic]

i'd argue the cheapest century to kit out in is probably 15th century if you dress like a t4 footman...

well, you could just do t0 pissant

[idle crest]

I know a guy who had another arming jack made for him because he lost weight since the first one

[calm relic]

im afraid to get old and not fit in my armor anymore

but at least i'll have an armor stand by then

[summer nest]

how it feels to repeat ur joke cuz nobody laughed

[summer nest]

how it feels to repeat ur joke cuz nobody laughed

[calm relic]

how does it feel to go back to shuttin the fuck up bladder stone bitch!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881963974747361310/1377296819280810075/Show_this_man_202505272248-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[indigo hare]

I see what you did there

[pearl coral]

lmao

[idle crest]

I asked the friend of mine where I could get an arming jacket and he said his wife makes em, that's old reenactment groups for you.

[calm relic]

well ur clearly not american are u

these things aren't easy to find

[idle crest]

Obviously fuckin not

[pearl coral]

[idle crest]

Are you American?

[pearl coral]

yes

[indigo hare]

Sam’s a cowboy

Knight

[calm relic]

at best we get mid ass fantasy larp production companies lol

so i import all of my stuff

[pale bough]

"fear the old man in a profession where men die young"

[idle crest]

Rip, yea you don't really have access to the same stuff them, you kinda have to use websites and stuff

[indigo hare]

Rich mf

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-dance-trump-2024-trump-gif-16084440205772072129

[pale bough]

https://tenor.com/view/its-radical-gif-26232346

[pearl coral]

no polotick

[calm relic]

not like i spend tons of money from my checking at a time, i just opened a $5000 line for my hobbies and pay off when i feel like it lol

that aint politics

[pearl coral]

anyways those are gone innit

[calm relic]

thats facts

that tacks on the price of shipment

[pearl coral]

federal court ruled it illegal wednesday………

[calm relic]

see thats polotics

[indigo hare]

Politics!!!!

[pearl coral]

i’ve been had

scram boys

[indigo hare]

I’m gonna smite everyone

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[pearl coral]

the only armorer i’ve found to be within my price range is in ukraine and works off etsy

[calm relic]

steel mastery ftw

[calm relic]

jk they're only good for fabrics...

lot of these guys are underground af, because it's not a business for them. it's a hobby

You just gotta ask the dudes with armor who they got it from, aka mull for example introduced me to matul

[pearl coral]

mull and matul

[calm relic]

and tomala...

[pearl coral]

elden ring ahh quest progression

[calm relic]

but even i won't afford his egotistic prices

but that is probably THE guy to buy a historical helmet from

if you had the 🤑

https://tomala.lublin.pl/en/home-english/

[pearl coral]

he made this harness

[idle crest]

England is a very different place than America clearly. Last year I went to the battle of tewkesbury medieval festival, when I was packing my stuff into my car I looked at the bald man who's car was left of mine, thought I recognised him from somewbere, it was scholagladiatoria.

[pearl coral]

heck yeah

[calm relic]

america finally has a castle but it's like. disney

and most events are larp renfaires

no real reenactments of that stature until the 17th c. and up

[pearl coral]

ren faire

go inside

orcs

[calm relic]

(cus thats when it all kicked off for us)

[gloomy urchin]

would purple orcs look cool

[calm relic]

id love to reenact cortes vs the aztecs

👿

[idle crest]

There's another guy I saw at Tewkesbury, I had no he idea was a youtuber, I only knew of him because he was at Tewkesbury with particularly fancy armour and I've got a bunch of mutual Facebook friends with him, Zach Evans he's called iirc

[calm relic]

choke ur willy for a bit

[pearl coral]

yeah i know that guy as in having seen him and remember his face and voice over the internet

[gloomy urchin]

whyy

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-borahae-borahae-patrick-purple-jeonvntold-gif-25161142

[gloomy urchin]

i dreamed of purple orcs and they looked dope asf

[pearl coral]

pretty cool armet he has

[pearl coral]

then you can answer your own question

[gloomy urchin]

true

[calm relic]

there is one 15/16th c. kit i fell in love with i gotta find it now, i forget the guy's name

[idle crest]

Yea lots of well known people do tewkesbury, lindybeige too who I like, dunno if he was there though last year.

[pearl coral]

describe it

describe kit

[calm relic]

hagedorndierk

[pearl coral]

dierk hagedorn !!

love his kit

[pearl coral]

he’s done a lot of translation work for the gladiatoria manuscript

[calm relic]

the original flibbertiggibet

[pearl coral]

he’s so gladiatoria

[calm relic]

Btw that kit cost like $10,000

had to 10000%

[pearl coral]

early close helm chad next to a painted salletcel

[calm relic]

(probably more like $4k

but it's that awesome

[jade wadi]

Cracking thy misses while thy papa blunders thee family cottage, what a wonderful abode

[idle crest]

Very VVV pilled.

[pearl coral]

maybe 40k

[calm relic]

What does one man look like tilling the fields with another man?

[pearl coral]

clearly VVV pilled…

[calm relic]

I do NOT jest like that, do not postulate that inquiry to me

[idle crest]

This year I will become known at Tewkesbury, I won't be a lowly spearman like last year, I'll be covered in plate armour, but I won't just be any fully plated knight, there's hundreds and hundreds of em, I'll be the fuckin juggernaut.

[pearl coral]

i would love to see a reconstruction of those helmets a little more like this

looks a lot closer imo

although i think his gorget is better suited

[calm relic]

Such a close design to the face makes it seem like a klappvisor lol

probably why they're so few

[pearl coral]

i wouldn’t say they’re so few, they’re just overlooked a lot of the time

a lot of manuscripts and even a few effigies show them

[calm relic]

turns out people wanted their visors a bit away from their face to absorb more of the blow

did not feel good...

[idle crest]

Nah I meant the vibe

[pearl coral]

true

[pearl coral]

he’s obsessed with gladiatoria lol

[idle crest]

Why would a further away visor absorb more? It's probably more that the rounded viser deflected more.

[calm relic]

cannot blame him

that's what i meant, but flat faced bascinets/early klappvisors had their visors pretty close to the wearers face and one blunt hit square to the face was bad news regardless of the helmet. but if you were in that situation anyway........

[idle crest]

Distance from the face doesn't matter unless the weapon caves the visor in to the point of actually touching you

[calm relic]

the construction and shape definitely helped distribute the blow better than just a flat impact

[idle crest]

The shape yea, not the distance from the face though

Like I said, deflection

Convex visor would also be harder to damage or bend

[calm relic]

large crumple zones helps prevent injury

kinda like a car

[idle crest]

You're never going to crumple a visor like that

[calm relic]

well, lessens. your brain is gonna get concussed regardless

[calm relic]

happens quite a lot with modern repros, but then again that's buhurt

which i don't partake in

brutes

saw a few sad individuals at carolina carnage fest

[idle crest]

Buhurt helmets are not built for war.

[neat tundra]

The Virgin buhurt no stabbing vs the chad dequitem stabbing eachother with daggers and bruising their necks

[calm relic]

idk i argue they're probably safer to use than historical replicas

given the excess padding

[idle crest]

Historical replicas also aren't built for war

[calm relic]

THEY WERE USED IN WAR

BRO

[pearl coral]

half of them shatter lol

[idle crest]

No replicas were not used in war, they're replicas

[calm relic]

HISTORICAL ONES

FROM THE DIRT

[idle crest]

So not replicas

[calm relic]

you british bastard

dont make me dump this tea in the river

[stable basin]

what did i return to

[idle crest]

Go ahead, tea is shit

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-prepare-war-gif-6743424214607568614

fake brit

[neat tundra]

Friedrich drinks the blood of those he beats in hema.
He hasn't used a blunted sword in years

His gambeson used to be white

I feel like I've made a mistake of some kind

[calm relic]

he ate em', this is him on the left

[idle crest]

Alot of buhurt helmets are made of titanium, which has a much lower tensile strength than steel. Historical helmets would have been made properly, not machined, work hardened, tempered, etc.

Modern helmets are not built the same

[calm relic]

that's why they use like hot amounts of padding lol

[idle crest]

You don't need so much padding if the helmet itself can take the hit

[calm relic]

It's like wearing a fuckin quilt

thems buhurt rules or something idk i dont partake

those idiots barely hit each other more than they grapple and toss

[pearl coral]

This is my armor i Hope you like it;

[idle crest]

Like people dont realise how drastically different steels can vary in strength, there's a reason many replicas can be caved in with a melee weapon yet you can get steel plates as thick as medieval armour which can shrug off most modern firearm rounds.

[neat tundra]

I assume anything stronger or equal to the hardness of the steel in a sword should be able to stop a sword.

[pearl coral]

its definitely some aluminum garbage

[idle crest]

The amount of money men can spend on having a suit of armour without doing any research at all about armour.

[pearl coral]

I KNOW

[pearl coral]

ITS ALL THE FOOLS WITHOUT ANY RESEARCH GETTING THE ARMOR AND BEING HAILED AS KNIGHTS

[idle crest]

This is what I was on about earlier with viking wannabes, like they spend loads of money and base their entire existence on vikings but don't have a fucking clue what they actually were.

[neat tundra]

Me lifting the chainmail neckpiece up like a bib and stabbing his exposed neck

[idle crest]

Also I love how all the bullshit medieval armours basically look the same, they always have that bloody barbute with visor

[calm relic]

they think they look like this

but it's really this

[pearl coral]

you wouldn’t even have to

its butted and aluminum

it will not stop anything with heft

[idle crest]

Both images are far better than what the guy in the video looks like.

[calm relic]

thinks they look like this

[neat tundra]

I know it's not real chainmail, but if it was it would be really funny to do that.
I wonder if a knight ever died that way and every knight afterwards didn't repeat the mistake

[calm relic]

really looks like this

[pearl coral]

this guy always shows up and makes my day worse lol

[calm relic]

goddamn like its not hard to do a churburg knight right

[pearl coral]

real ones would tuck it somewhere or have something around their neck in addition

[idle crest]

Butted aluminium is diabolical, butted steel rings can be pulled apart by grabbing both ends of the sheet.

[calm relic]

real ones have integrated riveted coifs to their hauberk

but im not sitting for months linking my own chainmail so im sourcing it from indian sweat shops

[idle crest]

Good luck with the smell of the oil they like to put on there

[calm relic]

I had to put a hauberk i ordered from them in an old dishwasher i had in my garage and it stripped it clean, then i applied my own less greasy layer

think outside the box men

[neat tundra]

Society devolves into medieval tech overnight, a band of bandits lives outside your house now, and you regret your lack of commitment to historical accuracy.

[idle crest]

Maile from India always has the most disgusting vegetable oil on it

[calm relic]

at least it didn't rust on the way here

that's one thing

but i wouldve just sand barreled that shit off

[idle crest]

Me in a hurry to get my hauberk on but one of the links In the arm has caught onto another so it's stuck

[solar adder]

did they rework kicking? i have so much more control over my feet now

[calm relic]

for real chainmail needs to be a requirement for public safety in uk

[neat tundra]

Shouldve gotten a squire or something idk

[idle crest]

Literally less violent than America but alright lol

[calm relic]

Okay but on average more shanking than shooting

i can wear my kevlar in peace knowing that if im a victim of violence here, im getting shot

[idle crest]

America knife crime is higher than UK knife and gun crime combined... Per capita

Lol

[calm relic]

im talking about YOUR statistics

you tea drinking dummy

[violet garden]

🦅 NUMBA ONE 🦅

[idle crest]

I don't live in a city so I'm fine

[static crest]

iykyk

[calm relic]

i actually prefer being shot over lacerations and serrated knives destroying everything

[idle crest]

Looks like Michael myers

[neat tundra]

I think bullets might be more debilitating and permanently damaging

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-my-deer-friend-nokotan-koshi-gif-2079508689473166728

[merry wyvern]

Common misconception

[calm relic]

when the average caliber is a 9mm nato round no

at least in the us, that's the most common round involved in violent crimes

[idle crest]

Like with most discussions about bullets, it really depends on the bullet

[violet garden]

Not for me. I’ve been microdosing bullets for a while now. Full immunity.

[idle crest]

Pretty sure the front part of the cranium has a chance of stopping a 9mm, depending on the angle and stuff

[calm relic]

i work in an er and these thugs that get shot go walking pretty soon, as long as it didn't hit their spine or brain lmao

perforated bowels? no problem! just shit in this bag from your belly for the rest of your life

but u can still go home

[merry wyvern]

Perforate these nuts

Wait

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-flying-cat-jumpscare-jump-gif-20372835

[idle crest]

I mean you get people who get mags dumped into them and survive, and others who get one tapped, it's all about rng

[calm relic]

22 and having to poop in a ostomy bag...

stay outta gangs my friends

thats prolly worse than dyin

[merry wyvern]

I mean, we have significantly more people, so of course there is elevated crime in comparison to the UK

[idle crest]

Hell if you look at stuff involving guns it's usually way more people getting injured than dying.

[merry wyvern]

The real statistics to look at are frequency

[idle crest]

"Per capita"

[calm relic]

pretty easy to fix the biggest problem with gunshot wounds which is the bleeding

tissue damage can wait a bit

[pearl coral]

no more crime statistix

[merry wyvern]

That's still per person.

[idle crest]

No it isn't, it's per 100,000 people

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-smile-simpsons-gif-11742885

[idle crest]

You don't understand per capita my dude

[merry wyvern]

Again, frequency is a more relevant stat than the total of reported crimes.

[idle crest]

Per capita isn't the total 😂

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-ventura-predator-just-like-me-gif-17577728

[merry wyvern]

Yeah I'm gonna go with what the dictionary says

[idle crest]

Youre literally misunderstanding it but okay

[merry wyvern]

You're also only evaluating fatal knife crimes

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-dorks-james-smiling-friends-peace-out-goodbye-gif-12099767264133479126

[idle crest]

"Per capita refers to per head or per person in a certain number in a group or population. If the term is per capita 1000, it means the average estimate of something in a population of 1,000 people. If the term is per capita 100,000, it means the average estimate of something in a population of 100,000 persons. "

[merry wyvern]

Link to dictionary

[idle crest]

Classic American not understanding per capita, a basic measure of statistics.

[pearl coral]

both quit

no more

from either of you

at all

no exception

[violet garden]

Damn it I was just about to join the argument!

[ripe lantern]

Fellas, I just heard about the elden ring movie.

Can't wait.

[idle crest]

Bait

Too obvious

[merry wyvern]

Classic British, not understanding that the judgement of the two time world war champs is the only one worth accepting.

[ripe lantern]

https://deadline.com/2025/05/elden-ring-alex-garland-directing-a24-movie-1236408999/

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[violet garden]

GRAHHHH 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

Forgive me I couldn’t help it

Hardcoded into the DNA

[pearl coral]

stop

@idle crest no more

lest..

[idle crest]

Aaargghh

[pearl coral]

thank you for abstaining

that is the end of it

[idle crest]

I don't want to live in this timeline anymore.

[violet garden]

Chat killed, can’t have shit

[idle crest]

This timeline is shit