general-catfish-🐱🐟

[gusty geode]

i do not have the core strength to hold my body up like that constantly

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RHWOXfV6pAg

[tidal pulsar]

Do we know when they want to let us do a customized duels?

Aka Choose how big you and your opponent is and what gear both have.

[random lion]

The guy in the clip deserved being thrown into space anyways.

[tidal pulsar]

If they even will

[gusty geode]

what he do

[random lion]

I say wait for early access.

[restive trench]

ok so i rememberd, there is this boss with black clothes he's the one with the greatsword and you can only pick swords in his tier
There is the boss after it that has full armor but no head protection which is the one im talking about

[random lion]

It's Amos Voll, in the Ready or Not lore he was kind of a horrible specimen of a human, I mean if you dare you can look into it but in short he's the kind of person who deserves much worse than death.

Woodchipper at the minimum.

[gusty geode]

ohhhhhhhhhh

i didnt realise that was RoN

even though you said it before hand LMAO

[restive trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046080713734234222/1334614328560717988/Frek.mp4?ex=6836c2b3&is=68357133&hm=5d8ba93dd01cd9b061ca4bf71c0b93739a0453e8fc211b1975bb1c6920b7f0a8&
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046080713734234222/1331987292524511385/FROGE.mov?ex=68366e95&is=68351d15&hm=df3097932baa6160fec56482c3b246e9c32bdb01aa80d47b23be5ba6bed0c389&

[gusty geode]

yeah fuck amos voll

amos voll? more like amos(sive) boll(sack)

[gusty geode]

get rid of the censor bar

[random lion]

I sure hope there's cloth there in the early access instead of black box 😭

[gusty geode]

[random lion]

willie slider in the full game confirmed

[restive trench]

same

[gusty geode]

two sides of the same coin

[restive trench]

there is a third hidden slider titled "length"

[random lion]

willie slider

[restive trench]

duality of man

[restive trench]

yes

[gusty geode]

(as in go beyond the sliders capability haha funny peen joke)

[tidal pulsar]

Yeah this one is pretty ok

[gusty geode]

i am very mature guys

[random lion]

saving private jockey

[restive trench]

sure buddy sure

[gusty geode]

"what grade are you in?"

"TWENTY ONE"

wait i fear that may be too niche

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-goro-majima-majima-goro-like-a-dragon-pirate-yakuza-in-hawaii-pirate-yakuza-in-hawaii-gif-8131122525126365994

[random lion]

[tidal pulsar]

Ok anyone know something about airsoft?

[random lion]

almost nothing lol but shoot a question.

[tidal pulsar]

Its related to halfsword so no1 will scream at me

I wonder how much is enough for first gun for a newcomer like me

I don't want to pay too much and also don't want to buy some shait

@random lion c'mon fam, you got a tank on prof pic you have to know!

[random lion]

That I do not know but don't spring for tons of "tacticool attachments"
like a light and some sight/optic at most is what I would imagine.

I don't own airsoft but know people who do, I personally wont touch airsoft because I'm not a larper and have other ways to get my CQB addiction fix.

[gusty geode]

basically its a guy in osaka who kicks these kids football away and trying to bully these middle schoolers and theyre just CLOWNING on him for being cringe as hell, he then threatens to beat them up and theyre like "what grade are you in?" and he just replies "IM 21" So they proceed to further clown on him

[restive trench]

hes seen horrors

[unreal bay]

he seen Fish and Chips

[random lion]

The lack of seasoning in british cuisine cursed him.

[unreal bay]

salt and pepper is good enough

[restive trench]

he pressed on the ketchup pack too hard

[unreal bay]

hes smirkinnng

[restive trench]

im here to eat the meal not the seeds

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297208820103250015/1303027978439098388/bathtime.gif

[random lion]

car

[gusty geode]

ZIGGY STARDUST?

[little wraith]

😢

[unreal bay]

why staying calm during combat helps

[random lion]

do not free the gubby

[random lion]

I too would be terrified if I stabbed a guy twice and he didn't care.

[stone sedge]

How do you stay calm when Willie spaghettifies

[unreal bay]

ignore that is happend ezz

[random lion]

I continue eating my bowl of beeferoni and throwing it up after halfsword gore ruins my appetite.

[stone sedge]

But he does it for the entire ultimate challenge

[unreal bay]

filter it out, like an AI

[stone sedge]

Lmao fair

[unreal bay]

brains are good at it

[tidal pulsar]

What do you do

Also playing Arma?

[random lion]

I play TAVR instead.

[gusty geode]

qtip looking ahh

[tidal pulsar]

I see, I can't play these VR games, not getting my Army wanna be but never will be touched

[random lion]

quite fun.

[lavish blade]

WHAT weapoon should i mod into hs

[stone sedge]

Glock with a switch

[lavish blade]

dude.

[random lion]

I stopped doing any serious milsim games a while back, including arma.
TAVR is the only exception because of how it's not a hardcore milsim, it has some casual elements.

[lavish blade]

WHAT MELEE NON-CURVED WEAPON SHOULD I MDO INTO HS

[tidal pulsar]

I understand, I want airsoft to have some hobby that will keep me out of my home also

[random lion]

L85, it's basically a melee weapon because of how much it jams.

[true mauve]

day 54 no contact with my ex (he has my number unblocked and he reads messages i send him)

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-give-it-up-for-day-mr-krabs-bell-54-gif-9713895853118317217

[stone sedge]

Deactivated glock with a switch

[lavish blade]

BE SERIOUS IM ADDING TO WEAPON PACK

NO GUNS!!!

[stone sedge]

Oh are you the guy that made that weapon mod

[random lion]

A sword cut in half

[true mauve]

guys should i buy an xbox 360

[random lion]

the true half sword

[lavish blade]

too ahead of ya

[random lion]

cut it down vertically.

[lavish blade]

thats stupid

[random lion]

Sounds fun.

[lavish blade]

im ADDING weapons to my WEAPON PACK

THAT IM POSTING TO NEXUS

[random lion]

A pink sword

[true mauve]

i never grew up with a console, and the 360 is like a gem

[lavish blade]

too boring

[random lion]

make it cherry blossom pink, very interesting.

[true mauve]

my friend had one and would always bring it to my house, loved that thing so much

[lavish blade]

dude

ORIGINAL weapon

[stone sedge]

A flail

[random lion]

Growing up my best friend had a 360, it was fun to play with whenever I visited him.

[lavish blade]

not possible sadly

[stone sedge]

Just use a Willie arm as the chain

[true mauve]

theres one game from the 360 i used to play ALL the time with her xbox. it was the boat racing game, i forgot what its called

[random lion]

A comically long sword with a cherry blossom pink pommel and guard 😎

[random lion]

No clue either, all I played on it was minecraft at the time.

[lavish blade]

NO MORE PINK

OR JUST A RECOLOR

[true mauve]

it was called Hydro Thunder Hurricane

[random lion]

Purple?

[random lion]

I'll have to check it out, it might even be on steam but I doubt it.

[stone sedge]

Spaghetti Willie

[gusty geode]

imagine you did this to someone irl

instant generational trauma

[true mauve]

i highly doubt it

[gusty geode]

check windows store

[true mauve]

holy moly

[true mauve]

my single childhood game

[gusty geode]

yippeeeeeee pirate surgery 😄

[true mauve]

goodness bro this game is so old i love it

[stone sedge]

I can still fight back

[true mauve]

thank you

[gusty geode]

youre welcome!

[stone sedge]

I broke his leg after kicking it so many times

[gusty geode]

getting beat by someone with one less limb than you must be pretty humiliating

[lavish blade]

what weapon should i mod into hs

this time be serious

[dusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-playtest-knight-medieval-gif-1006672630590173212

[dusty geode]

wait wait the founder of half sword is georgian?

[idle crest]

Real Georgia or the American state?

[dusty geode]

Saqartvelo dzmobilo

[rare vortex]

i

hi

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1376859373711790090

is this good

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-griffin-fat-gif-21924722

[gusty geode]

discord moderator mode activate

[gray niche]

guys im stuck in the select gore menu

[safe night]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-gif-8371804375768347256

[pulsar tiger]

this lowk looks almost like watching blade and sorcery

props to both you and the developers

[gleaming furnace]

never smoke no halfsword pack

[gusty geode]

dont ever buy no halfsword from no gas station

https://tenor.com/view/ever-buy-no-gas-station-dsds-gif-24102928

[astral basin]

Goons

Edgers

And Rizzers

Today we gather to celebrate

[astral basin]

516MA mode activated

CrazyCattle 3d

[forest falcon]

mfs who skip leg day be looking like this

[manic cypress]

do anyone know who's the original reference of willie?

[idle crest]

I wish I could be one of the most delusional useless loosers ever.

Weed:

[trim copper]

"looser"🥀

[sullen garnet]

Senator Armstrong looking aaah

[pure kindle]

I smoked weed with a welder who worked for nasa

[forest falcon]

gave him shadows

[amber lance]

what do you use to clip?

cuz medal makes my clips look like its recorded on a fucking radiator😭

[forest falcon]

mod build

anyway

i'll go work on a presentation now

[jaunty knoll]

Aaaaaaaaaaa

[rocky oracle]

Guys can someone tell me the best settings for the game?

[sharp dust]

What if you just take a bunch of screen shots and put then together into a video

[gloomy urchin]

how does being sprayed with pepper spray feels like

[lavish blade]

CHAT!!! https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/58

WEAPON PACK!!

COOL!!!

[heady phoenix]

Doesa anyone know how to reset the gauntlet after winning?

[heady phoenix]

tyvm

[gusty geode]

no problem :)))

[idle crest]

I wasn't talking about every single person who smokes weed. Also being a welder for nasa could mean basically anything.

[wary spire]

Looks like my Willie keep forgetting the history

[manic grail]

why is he so small wtf???

[gusty geode]

modular height in the new update maybe?

i seen it earlier and i was wondering that myself

[wary spire]

potat

[manic grail]

HE HIT ME WITH THE BLUNT SIDE

[wanton portal]

Do people actually accuse famous people for like REALLY messed up things or do they just accuse them of said things just for the fun of it?

[idle crest]

Both

[hollow cedar]

a

[manic grail]

dude he lifted me off the ground

[wanton portal]

Uppies

[manic grail]

dude i did so much damage to him just via kicking

i wish they'd stop being pussies when your arm is cut off

[idle crest]

Kicking is how i beat the Baron on my first attempt

[lavish blade]

guys im done with my weapon pack https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/58

[manic grail]

had my hand cut off and my other was fine for a bit

but nooooo too much pain waaah wahh

[lavish blade]

your fucking hand got sliced off

[manic grail]

and i started kicking the shit out of him while screaming in pain

it's not a realistic game tbh

[idle crest]

I swear every time someone calls the game unrealistic they're talking about an aspect of thr game that's actually more accurate than innacurate.

[manic grail]

killed a sword guy with a head wound and him falling, he dropped the sword and it went through my leg ending the run

[manic grail]

if my arm was cut off i would not be kicking some guy full force while writhing in pain

[idle crest]

Adrenaline.

[wanton portal]

Are we ever gonna get a flail weapon

[manic grail]

then let me use my other fucking arm

[wanton portal]

Q

[manic grail]

??

[idle crest]

I've seen videos of people getting shot multiple times in the torso and they keep going for the guy with the gun and it's only when the adrenaline wears off that they fall.

[manic grail]

yeah well let me use my other arm

i know how adrenaline works

and i know gore videos on reddit exist

we all get it

[wanton portal]

Why not go to the darkest depths of the internet and watch more gore

[tacit bison]

how do you go around being able to use the bosses?

[manic grail]

nah

[strange tendon]

It scares me how much people enjoy gore lmao

[manic grail]

use?

[tacit bison]

sorry, play as them

if possible

[manic grail]

you can play as them if you use half sword enhancer

[wanton portal]

I don't think people actually do
They just watch them out of curiosity like me

[tacit bison]

i beat the baron thinking id like unlock them as playable characters or something

[manic grail]

you can play as the baron

other bosses need the mod though

[manic grail]

yeah thats what they all say dude

[wanton portal]

Are we ever gonna get a female willie
A baroness perhaps

[manic grail]

they said no

[strange tendon]

lol baroness

Maybe in halfsword 2 there will be female Willie’s

[wanton portal]

Who goes out of their way to watch Gore daily
Noone likes them

[manic grail]

its always "out of curiosity"

[plain scroll]

Please stop talking about gore videos

[true mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-dog-hate-nope-no-gif-14470344

springtrap ptb for dbd today

[upper musk]

Hey, normally the game runs a bit less heavy on the GPU. Anything changed the last couple days?

[waxen torrent]

try running it in dx11

[scarlet hawk]

I noticed in the recent small patch my performance has dropped a little

[ivory fjord]

Nothing really has changed besides smol patch

Game runs better for me in retrospect

[idle crest]

Not a gore video lol.

[indigo hare]

#updates

[amber lance]

Amazing ideea

I enjoy ts game so much more than blades and sorcery

Cuz the npc are actually challenging

Unlike blades and sorcery 💔

[sharp dust]

This is because if my pure brain power and intellect

That I can only use outside of school for some reason

[amber lance]

How do you achieve such superior intellect 🙏🍆

[true mauve]

what is that end emoji

[indigo hare]

You know exactly

[sharp dust]

From drinking mountain dew every now and then plus eating fusilli pasta once every 2 weeks

[true mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-mad-whatever-done-steve-carell-gif-7281251

[indigo hare]

Bros never seen a vegetable before

[true mauve]

im more confused about putting an eggplant emoji at the end of that sentence

[indigo hare]

He enjoys eggplants

So much

[true mauve]

[indigo hare]

He can’t help but end his sentences

With it

[true mauve]

whats so good about eggplants though

[indigo hare]

Idk, eggplants are gross 🤢

[true mauve]

little do you know

[indigo hare]

Y’all*

[true mauve]

i am a woman

[indigo hare]

I don’t need social groups

I’ve already accomplished life

[true mauve]

i got a few friends, dont need anymore

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095099048421228587/1324476476849913908/caption.gif

someones angry

get well soon

[indigo hare]

Why are you being such a hostile prick

You don’t have to be here

[true mauve]

what are yalls opinions on kraft and velveeta mac n cheese

[indigo hare]

Velveeta is gross!

[unreal bay]

i love thin sliced grilled eggplants

[indigo hare]

Bro take your crash out into the corner

[sharp flare]

yo guys is the baron crash happening to you all? or is it just me

[true mauve]

cod alone is fun though

bo6 zombies is calming 👍

[raven ore]

Its happening to everyone

[sharp flare]

do i have to reduce the gore to the lowest?

since i feel like the gore or blood is causing it

[raven ore]

nah

nah

[sharp flare]

weird

no fix?

[raven ore]

nah

[raven ore]

#spreadpeaceandjoy

[true mauve]

personally

i like both

even the organic mac n cheese you can get from aldi

[tired dome]

bro why did the enemy turn into a hang glider

[true mauve]

bro was silly

[slim crane]

bro want to fly to a better life

[tired dome]

bro the spear couldn't have been THAT bad

[sharp flare]

i used the half sword enhancer mod

and just spawned 2 scythed 10 meter giants

it was fun

i was like the child

so whenever im low

[tired dome]

scythe needs a buff

[sharp flare]

i jsut call for my dads

[tired dome]

its so ahh

[sharp flare]

scythe is good for me

scythe is op for me

i dont need a buff

for me it feels like it needs a nerf

[tired dome]

no?? the farmerb oss is deadass so easy

[sharp flare]

yeah bcuz its an npc

[tired dome]

easiest one in the game

[sharp flare]

but once you use it

holy shit its op

i once held a scythe and i parried everything

i even disarmed one of the boss

[tired dome]

i feel like u havent played the game much

u can do that with a sword just as easy

[sharp flare]

bro scythe is way easier

bcuz since of the long ass handle

[tired dome]

how much time u got on the game

[sharp flare]

let me check

gimme am oment

like 60 hours

[tired dome]

its weird to control

compared to all the othjer weapons

especially for the NPC

he never does actual swings lol

[sharp flare]

yeah because he is like

thrusting the scythe

the moment i get a scythe i alrdy know im killing every boss

the amount of times my friends complained of me fighting them with scythe

[tired dome]

maybe they wanted to make it easier because 3rd boss is actual aids?

[sharp flare]

and yes there is a multiplayer mod

[sharp flare]

maybe

[tired dome]

local multiplayer right?

[sharp flare]

yup

local multi

[tired dome]

Is it split screen or like

same network

[sharp flare]

i was born shooting people down

[tired dome]

cuz i could get a vpn to make it count as lan

[sharp flare]

bored*

[tired dome]

done it with some other games

[sharp flare]

its not same network

or split screen

literally its just multiplayer

jsut inv your friends to remote control

idk if it works on todays demo though

since in the nexus i checked that it was only for demo

never tested it with playtest

[tired dome]

we both know the real best weapon is this thing

😭

[cosmic rain]

😭😭🙏 RIP TWIN FLY HIGH 🕊️🕊️ 💸

[cosmic rain]

Gang I sent that message a day ago

[sharp flare]

omfg i love using that

[tired dome]

the candle thing

[sharp flare]

its kinda slow

[cosmic rain]

Why did it just now send

[sharp flare]

but it works

for me i prefer scythe or swords

[tired dome]

first time using it i got 3 dick stabs in a row

[sharp flare]

is it normal to be able to parry with fist?

bcuz if i slow down the time

my enemy was about to attack me

i use my left arm to push the arm away

and i used my other right arm to hit a punch to his head

and i grabbed his head

and just

kept punching

grabbed his head again

had to use the dash or the half sword mod

to smack him towards the net

[tired dome]

first boss is also really easy once u realize that the knife is super op when u thrust

u just keep shift held down

[indigo hare]

I thought you meant you were currently playing the MP mod lol got excited, cause I’m pretty sure they never updated it for the playtest or the new demo

[tired dome]

dash back

thrust the knife

it always spawns in the middle

free win everytime

[sharp flare]

i wanna try it out lowkey

kinda afraid my halfsword will break 💔

[tired dome]

just back up the files

[sour basalt]

how to thrust

[indigo hare]

Well lucky you its not a big game so reinstall doesn’t take long

[tired dome]

alt

if ur scared of save files

[tired dome]

press windows key and R same time

and type %localappdata%

then go to the folder "halfswordUE5"

[sharp flare]

DAYUM

[tired dome]

and its somewhere there

[sharp flare]

but it was not a sword

it was afist

[untold wraith]

I was up till 4:30 am playing fivem.. safe to say i took a sick day

[heady mulch]

playing with orquestation

[tired dome]

glove

[sharp flare]

an enemy tries to punch me with the fist and i just parried it with my left arm

they need to add hooks in the game

[tired dome]

had the particle effects too?

[sharp flare]

yap

yup*

[indigo hare]

Epic! Finished product, or WIP?

[tired dome]

like

the type of punch

or the

pirate thing

[sharp flare]

both

both is good

not like hook to the arm

[heady mulch]

hahah nono, this is not for HS, its pretty starwarsishh

[sharp flare]

but hook somewhere

and you can just pick them up and kinda hang them there

like dead by daylight

[indigo hare]

Haha was gonna say it gives off heavy star wars vibes

[tired dome]

bro

[sharp flare]

it would feel good to see my enemy hanged there while trying to get off

[indigo hare]

Very cool though

[tired dome]

😭

[heady mulch]

hahah thanks a lot sire!!

[sharp flare]

what i love about the half sword enhancer is that

i can grab the enemy when im tall

and just

throw him somewhere

[sharp flare]

it feels so good to just lift them and they have no way to geto ff

[sharp flare]

YEAH JUST LIKE THAT LOLLL

is there anyway you guys can uhh

add screen percentage?

i know its out of the blue but

it would make it better

[tired dome]

lebron did this

[heady mulch]

another example

[sharp flare]

cuz medium graphics lag me

[tired dome]

yea

i did that actually

[sharp flare]

i want like low graphics with high screen perce-

[tired dome]

i can give guide in vc if u want

[tired dome]

yea

[sharp flare]

OH HELL YEAH

GIVE ME A GUIDE

PLEASE

[tired dome]

thats exactly what i did lol

[sharp flare]

I LOVE YOU

[indigo hare]

lol I was about to say, am I the only one who can’t hear any sound

[tired dome]

look dms

[lethal zenith]

unbanned 😛

[indigo hare]

Bros leaving halfsword to apply at Lucas films/disney

[unreal bay]

ww2 ahh theme

[full agate]

gyat

[heady mulch]

and what if +hear me out+ Half Sword Games makes the next jedi academy; i am dreaming awake hahah

[indigo hare]

Welcome back

[lavish blade]

ableton user laugh at this guy

[drowsy finch]

The battle for super earth is a tough one so farrrsies

[cosmic rain]

I ❤️ democracy

[drowsy finch]

Quite like that brass

[lavish blade]

i know this sint the music channel but i need goodm to listen to my songh!!! very cool

[drowsy finch]

Part of me wants to go fight the bots to get the DSS back up, but I can’t help but hold the line against the abominable squids

[cosmic rain]

Advertising banned for 30 years

[sour basalt]

is theres mods for this game

[indigo hare]

Nexus

[cosmic rain]

Yes on Nexus mods

[lavish blade]

NOOOooop

[waxen torrent]

Am I riding to Gondor?

[waxen torrent]

kinda limited right now but yes

hopefully it'll open up more in the future

[indigo hare]

This is you? I love everything electronic, I like it

[heady mulch]

very geometry dash/speed maze vibesss

[lavish blade]

its semi-orchestral

[lavish blade]

ty

https://tenor.com/view/eating-meme-spookyspook-bfdi-face-gif-27440393

[indigo hare]

Yeah, video game music. Boss fight maybe

Dig it

[cosmic rain]

My phone keeps randomly making the notification noise

I have no notifications

[lavish blade]

oh yeah did you make the itch.io game menu theme

[heady mulch]

thats the only song i didnt make! there was another composer back in those days

[lavish blade]

trust me that song was PEAK

except for that overly loud contrabassoon or smth

[wanton portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2giECeDFiAfa5r0ftjJmbx?si=wBLehgSzT1aeb5slp0O3sA

[heady mulch]

yes, i heard that song hahah

[frosty stratus]

a

Gooblie snoobert is a fire ass name. Ima keep it

thx to whatever mod changed it lol

[idle crest]

I swear to god, nothing sells like pokemon does, wtf.

[wanton portal]

Disney merch:

[idle crest]

Nah I don't even think so.

[frosty stratus]

disney fell off especially after snow white - politics edition

[idle crest]

I work in a small hobby store in a tiny town and I know when a new pokemon set has been put on the system because we get as many online orders for it as we have of the thing

[frosty stratus]

Time to turn it into a pokemon store lol

[idle crest]

Unironically.

We do online orders and it's basically utterly dominated by pokemon

[frosty stratus]

yeah

at that point id turn it into a full on pokemon store 😭 get the 9 year olds hooked

[idle crest]

It's not the nine year olds, these are expensive boxes that older collectors are buying

[wanton portal]

The only good modern pokemon game is
Sword and Shield

[frosty stratus]

even better

[idle crest]

We ordered like 12 of some new pokemon set that was like £80rrp and on the same day all of them were reserved.

[frosty stratus]

nice

[stone spade]

define modern

[idle crest]

Some of them would have bought multiple but we have a one per customer thing.

[stone spade]

like 3d specifically?

because Arceus was great

[idle crest]

We literally had a one per customer policy on an 80 quid fucking box lmao.

[wanton portal]

3D
Like when oras or x&y were released

[stone spade]

I don't care what anyone says X and Y were fun

[wanton portal]

I think I liked the anime way better than the game

[stone spade]

never saw the anime

[foggy horizon]

yo

[stone spade]

the X and Y one anyway

[foggy horizon]

i am new

[stone spade]

I watched the original one

[stone spade]

yo

[wanton portal]

Original one?

Wdym

[stone spade]

yeah

[foggy horizon]

wsp with yall

[stone spade]

like the starting adventure

[wanton portal]

The first episodes?

[stone spade]

I forget the official name

Indigo League

that's what I watched

[idle crest]

Card game is where its at, clearly.

[stone spade]

people don't know how to play that smh

it's all made up rules

[idle crest]

Wouldn't be surprised if the pokemon card game singlehandedly out sells everything else we have combined.

[stone spade]

everyone is LYING to you

[idle crest]

Just for reference, we have two boxes of magic the gathering booster packs that each must be at least a year old and we still haven't sold all of em

[stone spade]

forgot magic the gathering was a thing

[wanton portal]

Was working out at the gym and one of my friends veins popped
And afterwards he just washed it off and put bandaids on it

[stone spade]

I've never liked card games they're just turn based games but with more money being spent

[stone spade]

ouch

[wanton portal]

It dripped down all the way to his elbow

[stone spade]

did he not notice the vein being pushed into major pressure or did he just think he could take it or what

[wanton portal]

He said it was fine till it suddenly burst

[stone spade]

it was in fact, not fine

[wanton portal]

It wasn't

And he still continued to bench 75 kg

[idle crest]

Before I started working here I think I probably believed magic the gathering would be more popular, not even close.

On the off chance we do sell an mtg booster it's usually just the one, kids buy pokemon packs in the half dozens usually

[ivory fjord]

I wish I could forget magic

State of game makes me sad

[wanton portal]

Yu gi oh was my favorite card game

Not because of how the game works

But the artwork

Masterpieces

[lavish blade]

sorry i was gone but WHY did the other composer leave

[ivory fjord]

I tried getting into Yu-Gi-Oh but I was too young to really understand the game
The cards were also Japanese, so maybe that had a hand in it

[indigo hare]

The Pokémon tcg is actually a lot of fun to play

[lethal zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-fact-checked-gif-11224128901468304627

[indigo hare]

Yu gi oh was great too

[ivory fjord]

Ain't it just combo city

[indigo hare]

it certainly can be yeah but then so can yu-gi-oh, I played the shit outta both of them online for years.

[ivory fjord]

Yeh, my focus was mtg so I'm used to more... Back and forth gameplay. Plenty of combos in it too

[static lance]

is the crash bug in the barons challenge still in the game?

[indigo hare]

Both have moments where having the right card can lead to a huge combo ending the game in less than 10 turns

[indigo hare]

Magic is fun it’s just a lot to learn, I tried it a few times

[ivory fjord]

I played it for over ten years at this point. I mostly stopped in the last year ish. Company's gone full sellout so the community it fosters is starting to wither

Gotta pay them hasbo shareholders y'know

[hoary bronze]

Yugioh is kinda the same, lots of powercreep expensive new cards

And your turn takes 20 minutes

[indigo hare]

And Pokémon nowadays, forget it. Scalpers ruined the hobby so if you wanna play you gotta do it through the online game

[ivory fjord]

Yu-Gi-Oh is real bad with it, but it's almost always been that way from my perspective

Scalpers ruin most hobbies by existing

Shame your fellow scalper

[hoary bronze]

prob true, but wwhen I was younger I didnt rlly care as much ig

[cerulean nacelle]

tcgp is fun

but the new packs are ass

[indigo hare]

It’s been about 1-2 years since I bought my last Pokémon pack, it’s just always out of stock the moment they restock and then scalpers take pricing to the extreme

[cerulean nacelle]

99.7% of the time you get shit cards

[ivory fjord]

How hard is it to just pull an Arizona ice tea and just make a good game centered around the community?

[indigo hare]

The last set I got good stuff from was 25th anniversary

Haven’t gotten another pack since though

Not worth noting at least

[lavish blade]

has anyone listened to the hs itch io theme

[ivory fjord]

I haven't

[lavish blade]

download the itch io

then play it

its pEAK

[cerulean nacelle]

the main theme

?

[lavish blade]

yeah

[cerulean nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-monkey-monkey-listening-to-the-music-monkey-chill-vibin-gif-24320967

[ivory fjord]

I might do that later. Helpin a friend with dental work

[lavish blade]

WHAT WEAPON should i mod into hs

IM ADDING TO A NEW WEAPON PACK

not possible

[vague tinsel]

You are so close lol

Nope

[ivory fjord]

An anvil on a stick

[lavish blade]

really?

[vague tinsel]

It is southwest....

[vague tinsel]

Yes?

[unreal bay]

Add javelin missile into hs

[ivory fjord]

https://youtube.com/shorts/O1Yh-HKlv-M?feature=shared

[lavish blade]

...

[ivory fjord]

I'm trying to find the video

[unreal bay]

Thor

[lavish blade]

WAIT I THINK I CAN MAKE A BIG HAMMER

[unreal bay]

On a budget

[ivory fjord]

Some nerd guy made a hammer with an anvil as a head years ago

[lavish blade]

LIKE THOR HAMMER

[indigo hare]

Make Thor hammer

[ivory fjord]

And he basically screams HAMMAAAAAR when showing the anvil

[unreal bay]

Add shield to stick

[ivory fjord]

V classy meme trust flora to this

[lavish blade]

okay

[cosmic rain]

Real

[calm relic]

do you have any ibuprofen? i have a headache

[lavish blade]

okay i made it but its RIDICULOUSLY heavy

[calm relic]

now send the file

only those worthy can lift it

[idle crest]

Is it not california?

[lavish blade]

r u sure

[calm relic]

yes

[indigo hare]

Mmm..too big maybe

[calm relic]

i bet i can lift it

[indigo hare]

Make the head a bit smaller

[ivory fjord]

Might be able to get it going if you start spinning in a circle lol

[idle crest]

Man that fantasy viking wannabe larper guy pisses me off

[indigo hare]

It’s not practical at all and it probably won’t work right but, head should be smaller and handle shorter

[cosmic rain]

Tuff

[calm relic]

i wanna lift the hammer ❗

[idle crest]

That's what I use to put tent pegs into the ground

People who obsess over norse shit and shave the sides of their head are worse than weeaboos

[stable basin]

im gonna need to try this later

[unreal bay]

It works every time

Willie Skate 4

[stable basin]

i wonder how long you could stay on one

[plain scroll]

You arent worthy ofcourse

Also yeah thor hammer has a small hammer. Thats part of the whole lore of the hammer

[calm relic]

nah that one is just stormbreaker

[stone spade]

I need someone to do this and play Superman by Goldfinger for as long as they're on the board

[forest falcon]

yo

[forest falcon]

magic

[stone sedge]

I use Medal lmfao

[unreal bay]

Stop ruining extracted Willie model, he's already going through alottt

[forest falcon]

A lil voodoo never hurt anyone

[forest falcon]

also he's a model 🙂

[unreal bay]

Yeah a 3D model, you are right

[forest falcon]

forgot to put "good" before model 😭

[stone sedge]

Damn the double post sorry Galaxy

[forest falcon]

made it sound so much worse

[unreal bay]

Huuuuh

Lady rubber???

U drunk

[stone sedge]

Lmaooo, Discord glitched and double posted

[unreal bay]

Players: Willie falls over too much wah wahhhh.

Frank: ..... Okey

Players after new update: why Willie no falling over anymoree wahh wahhh

[stone sedge]

Lmao

[forest falcon]

ait i have to go pick up my mother from work, bye guys

👃

[stone sedge]

I ended up beating him too, kicked his leg with my remaining one enough times it broke

[idle crest]

Reject cringe modern interpretations of vikings, embrace fantastical 19th century viking depictions.

[cinder thunder]

Sybau

[unreal bay]

Bts psps

[stone sedge]

How does one get the Willie model

[forest falcon]

by getting it

[stone sedge]

Sounds good

[cinder thunder]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[wanton portal]

How many awards do you guys think gta 6 is gonna win

[mystic marlin]

2

[pure kindle]

Hopefully one of them isn't the biggest letdown award

im ready to grand theft some autos

[small spoke]

All of them

Even if it turns out to be trash it's gonna get all of them

💔💔

[atomic aspen]

they gonna steal the greediest company award from EA with them launching console only, then PC, then more console

[pure kindle]

AAA gaming became hollywood

[small spoke]

Btw any tips on the ultimate challenge?

[atomic aspen]

Kill the enemies

[small spoke]

I did the Gauntlet pretty easily but the ultimate challenge is fucking me up

[small spoke]

Oh ok thank you I never thought to do that!

[quick torrent]

Should an arrow to the head be fatal, or do we consider willie braindead anyways so its ok if he keeps moving ?

[small spoke]

This reminds me of that one meme template where clash of clans warrior guy gets shot in the head but still charges someone needs to do that with willy

[atomic aspen]

arrows to the head... good one

[small spoke]

image perms?

[quick torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

[small spoke]

Why do I have image perms

[lean shuttle]

nah i don't

fsr

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370238426737016862/1375327856380612658/caption-3.gif

yea I don't know how but I got them

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-ears-cat-kitten-kitty-shocked-gif-24649723

[lean shuttle]

Anyone seen these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-w6ay4u19U

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cotl-cult-of-the-lamb-whatever-go-my-lamb-lambert-gif-124457590593217707

[sharp flare]

is there setting where you can grab the enemy endlessly?

like it wont let go?

[lean shuttle]

pressing e?

and lock being maximum

i think

[sharp flare]

wym by lock?

lock on strenght?

thats for looking at the enemy

[lethal zenith]

Lowk

The show

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-amazon-studios-invincible-friday-gif-20907684

Is peak

[plain scroll]

Dequitem are awesome. They have even commented on a few dev videos

[wind geode]

I LOVE YOU VALVE

[stone sedge]

I should finish that game some time

Seems like it's gotten a ton of updates

[plain scroll]

Well the bradmore arrow extractor would have been invented for a few decades by the time HS is set . So i guess the answer is depends on the angle and location the arrow enters the head.

[manic grail]

wish i could just do the ultimate challenge as its own thing

does baron actually have any extra strength

[plain scroll]

I believe he does

[scarlet hawk]

o7

[sullen garnet]

How do you play in first person?

[sullen garnet]

Wait wait, so, because of a (potential) cheater, the game just says "Lmao, F all of you", instead of just... Kicking the player out?

[wind geode]

We were losing

it was a blessing

[plain scroll]

press V

[hot wraith]

hi

[random lion]

who up halfswording rn?

[hot wraith]

Where can I write requests that I want to have in the game?

[ivory fjord]

#1047240101152960525 probably here

[cosmic rain]

"The Assistant" 🥀

A Willie place

[dim lion]

We have a leveling system, you are level 2— which unlocks image perms. Level 3 unlocks Vc

Oh that's from over an hour ago what

[small spoke]

oh alright

[drowsy finch]

Wyrm

[stone spade]

Hollow Knight reference??????????!!!!!

[frank dust]

Nice furry profile pic

[runic socket]

its not furry

[mighty smelt]

GUYS, I DID IT! I KILL THE LAST BOSS OF THE DEMO!

[frank dust]

Ok furry

[runic socket]

i kill jo mama

good job

[dim lion]

do you like mine

[wispy lake]

I was thinking, wouldnt it be cool if there was a practice mode, where you can tell the bots which attack to do then you can practice defending certain attacks with certain guards etc

[mighty smelt]

ThnkU

[dim lion]

You actually can do this already you just need to create a spirit bond between you and Willie

easy

[bleak pecan]

what do yall think of my animation so far 😊

[ivory fjord]

I'ma be real, it looks pretty furry. Ain't bad ofc, but that be what it looks

[wanton portal]

What's the closest thing are we ever gonna get a baseball bat ingame

[ivory fjord]

Uh, hm

The spades are kinda baseball bat-esque

I like to play baseball with willies I'm knight tier duals

[dim lion]

what the deuce

[ivory fjord]

That ain't ai right

Cuz if not that's impressive lol

Suspiciously natural

[runic socket]

ai would never make somthing this inspired

dont worry

internet people upon seeing anthropomorphic animal "HAH ES FURRYYY"

goes to a disney movie starts yelling furry at the screen

sees a carfax commercial "ES TU FURRY VULPINE HEHEH"

sees garden gnome figurine of a groundhog with a tophat "YO CON DE VIVAS ES RATTU DE FURRY HEHAHAHAHEEHEH"

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-anakin-gif-21992662

[merry wyvern]

Hi rali

[drowsy finch]

Hru sourrr

[silent lichen]

Whats up my people

[dim lion]

I mean by definition that's what a furry is

[dim lion]

I thought your pfp was Rodrick for a sec

[autumn forge]

that is rodrick

[dim lion]

is it the new Rodrick?

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/marines-when-gif-21301651

[dim lion]

cause that'll do it, I see the resemblance but he's not my Rodrick.

[forest falcon]

hello

[small spoke]

This one yes

[pearl coral]

Hello all

[forest falcon]

hi sam

[dim lion]

i-

is that Willie ..?

[forest falcon]

yes

[sullen garnet]

Bro, de que hablas xd

[pearl coral]

#español

[hollow gale]

good evening, i hope everyone has a good day today

[autumn forge]

no

og one

[dim lion]

wait you're right

I'm just too high

[gleaming furnace]

penjamin dranklin

[warped prairie]

🥶

[gleaming furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-get-well-soon-feel-better-mental-health-gif-17466365192610805797

omfg

[stone sedge]

My zomboid character a month into the apocalypse

[dusty geode]

Based

[fair kiln]

Good afternoon for all

Half sword and rdr2 the best games

I just wanted to play on free mode:(

[idle vector]

the fridge was left open

[worldly vapor]

hi

[fringe zodiac]

These 2 could probably solo doomslayer

[forest falcon]

oops

[fringe zodiac]

bro was desperate to send in the scam link

[dusty geode]

Chicken willie

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/colte-seal-squish-thing-hands-gif-23047502

[pearl coral]

no nword

[dusty geode]

My bad

[hardy void]

hi this my first time on the server

[dusty geode]

Welcome

[hardy void]

does this just tell bout updates, or...

[unkempt zodiac]

#updates

yes

there is also other things

[dreamy mango]

Half-Cord info HUB

Having trouble finding something?

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for emergencies.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
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https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[hardy void]

ok

[unkempt zodiac]

you can put suggestions in #1047240101152960525 , hang out in this channel, post gameplay footage in #game-footage-🎮🎥 , n other stuff

[hardy void]

das cool

[raven ore]

job

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-what-it-you-you-are-its-you-gif-18663985

[raven ore]

yeah

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13062150862685254762

[subtle rock]

Sifu is free on epic btw

for 2 more days

[lofty kindle]

Damn I already own it on steam, I think I will add it to Epic library just because.

[idle crest]

I'm the kind of guy who owns games on epic launcher because they were free, despite this if and when I decide to play it I'll buy it on steam anyway even though I have it on epic.

[wind geode]

Hussah, I've finally figured out how to download discord on mobile

I'm finally in the phone now

[subtle rock]

im the exact same way lmao

i do NOT play on epic

[idle crest]

I dont play on any launcher other than steam

[wind geode]

Exactly this

I always get the games

Never play them

[idle crest]

The only reason I have non steam launchers is because some steam games require you to install their irrelevant launchers anyway.

[idle crest]

I've got like 300 games in my epic library and I haven't claimed a game on there in years.

[wind geode]

[lofty kindle]

I always forget about the free games.

[wind geode]

Ubisoft

[idle crest]

That's the one I was thinking of

[wind geode]

That launcher sucks ass

[idle crest]

I'm glad they moved the achievements for farcry games onto steam, who gives a toss about ubisoft achievements?

[wind geode]

Just like the new games

[idle crest]

Real

[idle crest]

Fact checkers say this is correct.

[lunar stream]

femtanyl is so peak

[grand bane]

*Ubislop

[wind geode]

Ubiflop

[honest stratus]

why os gener a catgifj

oh shit i cant write

why is general a catfish

[plain scroll]

Becuase there is alot of lore

[honest stratus]

oh yeah fair

im not one of those who know 😔

[near lantern]

guys

nvm

[forest falcon]

the cat evolved and grew gills

[humble sierra]

bro it crashes every single time I am in the last one

[honest stratus]

smh smh

wait

does everyone here just get image and embed perms?

https://tenor.com/view/march-7-hsr-honkai-march-im-kinda-dumb-gif-2092904106188838354

nah, ok thats good

[unkempt zodiac]

you gotta be level 2 to get embed perms

[honest stratus]

oh fair

[olive urchin]

just immediately got attacked by my teammates in buhurt lmao first time thats happened to me

[honest stratus]

hot

[forest falcon]

alright gn

[visual agate]

uh

[honest stratus]

gn

[dim lion]

Personally I was a fan of #general 🐻

[dim lion]

must EARN by being active

[dim lion]

Willie upscream

[honest stratus]

the grind never stops 🔥

[ivory fjord]

Also be nice

Can't have enough nice people

Some people don't get it

[stone spade]

the true react grind is real

[ivory fjord]

It's like crab hour when the mods are asleep

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-10597036249285788881

[merry wyvern]

Hi mantits bussy

[hollow gale]

👋

[dreamy stag]

man this game needs some help beat the baron and all is good but the game is a crash fest and its no-ones fault but the developers. they need to look at the code very clearly or this will push everyone away. i have an rtx 4070ti btw and a i914900k w 32gb of ram lmao get a crash every time except once in the ultimate challenge its almost impossible. these pc specs are also not the average gamer and still cant run it.. tisk tisk

[unkempt zodiac]

the crash happens to everyone due to a third party plugin the devs are using for blood/gore, they're unable to fix it due to limitations, and so are working on their own replacement

[merry wyvern]

Hello

[sullen garnet]

I'm really glad the devs acknowledge and are working on their own solution

[sharp perch]

Why can't I type in the media sharing channels smh

[merry wyvern]

Not high level enough

[ivory fjord]

gotta work for it

[white prawn]

this is the final day i will enjoy my discord nitro

[stone sedge]

I'm curious, what GPU driver version are you using? I have an RTX 4080 Super, i9-14900kf, and 64GB of RAM and the game doesn't crash at all for me

But I'm using an older GPU driver than the latest because anything past 566.36 was causing me crashes in a ton of games

[pulsar tiger]

i just wanna say

playing this on

well

and the game runs alright on medium - low and blood and gore maxed

i could probably count crashes on one hand

it struggles a little with multiple combatants, but my favourite way to play is a 1 on 1 duel anyways

so

i am on a veritable potato compared to you fellas

[ivory fjord]

yeah i gotta shut mine down too 😦 cant afford

[ivory fjord]

had it going for almost 4 years tho

ah discords gonna enshitification itself in a few years anyway so not really losing much

[white prawn]

I had to search that shit up

[ivory fjord]

an unfortunate term right

so is the way of public companies 😛

[ivory fjord]

they really took a shovel full a snow just to bring it inside for the cat

people are strange

[lavish blade]

where half sword itch.io main theme

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-5413974953753901704

[lavish blade]

half sword itch.io game

it has an unused track

only used in the main menu

[lofty kindle]

If it is published it will be on GoodMalwares Spotify.
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0OlgOguJ2dNmpZiGw6dYfE

[lavish blade]

it is not

he told me that a different musician worked for hsg back then?

[raven crystal]

how do you get the baron fight to trigger

[lofty kindle]

In that case it may not be punlished anywhere.

[raven crystal]

i'm on max points and i;ve done 2 fights after that

no baron

[lavish blade]

aw

[lavish blade]

click on baron tier

stop cheesing with the goedendag

[raven crystal]

yeah but i wanna fight him as beggar

[lofty kindle]

You can't.

[lavish blade]

then dont pick up any weapon in baron

[raven crystal]

coward

[raven crystal]

ok

any idea why

they turn into hideous abominations when i kill them

and of course my copy and paste is broken ❤️

[lavish blade]

theyre supposed to melt

[merry wyvern]

@white prawn are you really a tuna fish

[raven crystal]

fatal error

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793749244631842826/1278283740111573103/export_0.gif

oh

i dont have embed perms anymore

😔

[astral ether]

tragic

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-my-deer-friend-nokotan-koshi-gif-2079508689473166728

[lofty kindle]

You were gone for awhile. Perms are locked behind levels. You can embed again.

[bleak pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/megs-slap-slap-fluxpuck-gif-26568210

[merry wyvern]

Embed these nuts oOOOOOH

GOTEEEM

[bleak pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1371937846298153021/image0.gif

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/aimkid-gif-27422481

[merry wyvern]

Hi Rali

What the fuck was bro sending 😭

[paper field]

bro

wth

[raven crystal]

ewwww

ewwwww

???

[merry wyvern]

WHAT

[paper field]

https://tenor.com/view/prates-carlos-ufc-mma-nightmare-gif-9022581748978395800

[raven crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793749244631842826/1278283740111573103/export_0.gif

[merry wyvern]

@lost palm

[ivory fjord]

i miss call of duty when it was fun

[paper field]

wtheck

ts game so fun

[ivory fjord]

yeh

[wintry aurora]

how do i get mods