general-catfish-🐱🐟

[untold wraith]

So 40

[lunar stream]

oh my god is that young sheldon

[untold wraith]

Cooll

[cosmic rain]

i'ma guess either 21 or 35

[untold wraith]

No thats junk

[dim lion]

that's quite the range

[cosmic rain]

was either right

[twilit plover]

no im junk

[dim lion]

I'm in my mid 20s

[twilit plover]

like what are we on about

[lunar stream]

you mean 39.99-40

[cosmic rain]

frak

[dim lion]

Sometimes I forget if it's 22 or 23, maybe 21

Who knows bruh

[untold wraith]

Im 56

[cosmic rain]

dont make me slime you out twin

[dim lion]

just a sign I'm getting old when I can't remember my age

what

[dim lion]

this isn't Nickelodeon bruh

[cosmic rain]

I hav to think for a couple seconds to remember my age and I'm still young and spry

[dim lion]

no slime

[twilit plover]

no way this beggar is still standing after I hit his shoulder with the force of god

[lunar stream]

brother what does that MEAAAAN

[lunar stream]

maybe it's 40...

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/youngboy-discordian-discord-hood-real-talk-gif-25815072

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/avan-slime-fio-figure-it-out-avan-slime-gif-26021771

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-discord-youngboy-nba-nba-youngboy-gif-12508645695562414894

[dim lion]

it's SLIME TIME!

[cosmic rain]

that's what im sayin gurt

[lunar stream]

mmm green gooch

probably pistachio flavored

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[dim lion]

Well

[cosmic rain]

my work here is done

[cosmic rain]

who is this guy

[cinder thunder]

gurt

[dim lion]

marketplace is fucking wild

[cosmic rain]

Animal crossing was too hard for cro 🖤

[twilit plover]

repair and sell it for 100

[cinder thunder]

Liar liar plants for hire

[dim lion]

WAIT

ITS AN AD FOR GAME REPAIRS

[cosmic rain]

there is no repairing here

[dim lion]

[cosmic rain]

holy shit 😭

you fell for it gang

[dim lion]

fell for it? I'm impressed with his work if he can repair that.

[twilit plover]

ofc there is just replace everything

[plain scroll]

[twilit plover]

by buying a new one

[cosmic rain]

ok bye chat 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[dim lion]

Someone suggested we make williedownvote but a bruised/bloody version

I think

It's hype

[plain scroll]

Thats hype we need to recruit our past acquaintance

idk if i spelled that right. It looks wrong but i got no red line

[twilit plover]

waiting for beggar fist fighting to be harder

[cosmic rain]

Finally... my time has come...

[stone spade]

if you think about it this is 5$ for two functioning joycons which would be a steal

[dim lion]

honestly tho

I repaired my joycon drift myself it's super easy

Nintendo KNOWS they're making bank off of their crappy controllers even tho it's a simple fix

[stone spade]

I couldn't figure out how to do it so I just played with it

[scarlet bolt]

why'd they give him cheeks

[dim lion]

Just needs a little bit more downwards pressure against the joystick. You open it up, and you can see the metal plate the joystick sits on. Just cut out an old gift card the same size and add it on top the plate.

[stone spade]

I beat Deltarune four times with drift

[dim lion]

Easy

It'll fix it completely

[atomic aspen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/916755968971386965/1337883670157201448/caption.gif

[dim lion]

I CANT

[atomic aspen]

LOOOOOOOL

what a sad fuckin day

[dim lion]

THE SERVER I GOT THAT FROM REBRANDED

NO MORE JOESALUTE EMOJI

[runic valley]

Game is called "Half Sword"
Game becomes 300% better when you learn to Half Sword in "Half Sword"
10/10 goty

[stone spade]

it's genius

[atomic aspen]

RIP

[dim lion]

[stone spade]

just make your own private server for yourself and add your own emojis

it's what I did

[dim lion]

way ahead of you king

why did he just get muted

Oh no

Did he mention the free trial for nitro

NOOOOOOO HE DID

[stone spade]

WHY IS THAT A THING

[dim lion]

that trial has ended up getting MANY people automodded

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-gae-bolg-gif-22299786

[stone spade]

WHY

[dim lion]

People sending those "free $50 steam" and nitro scams

[stone spade]

😭😭😭😭😭

[dim lion]

so saying $50 I think also gets you automodded 🦗🥀

[atomic aspen]

that's been going on for years lol

[dim lion]

or $50 steam

[stone spade]

I swear I thought I like mistyped a slur or something I was so fucking confused 😭

[dim lion]

The orbital ban laser was primed but it not fire

miscalculated coordinates of target

[twilit plover]

so I shouldnt say the big five zero

[dim lion]

I don't think so lmao

[twilit plover]

ima do it

50

$50

[dim lion]

I think it only will get you if you add the dollar sign and "steam"

we had to tweak it some because people were occasionally just getting sniped for mentioning the prices of a game 😔✋

[dim lion]

he's dead

[stone spade]

insane

[unkempt zodiac]

i LOVE free steam

[twilit plover]

Ok it is that

[round needle]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-caseoh-dance-dancing-vibing-gif-10163845742549287894

[dim lion]

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-pink-pepto-bismol-gif-10698661901297235458

[round needle]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-caseoh-games-caseohgames-dancing-vibing-gif-9007251982764233954

[dim lion]

agreed

[twilit plover]

this is a heinous action

[merry wyvern]

wrong server sorryu

[round needle]

I was on live I've seen it happen

[mystic flare]

yall what does the z button do

like ill be in the game

and then ill press z and a circle comes up

like i thought it was breathing or something

[unkempt zodiac]

turns on/off camera lock

[worldly vapor]

toggle lock on

[twilit plover]

it turn you into scooby doo

[mystic flare]

thx

[atomic aspen]

RIP

lol

Couldn't even modmail

[plain scroll]

Yall stop saying free nitro and $50 steam

[atomic aspen]

Lesson learned lol

[scarlet bolt]

woohoo

[plain scroll]

I just had to untime out likee 4 of you goofs

[scarlet bolt]

its been an hour

i think

[unkempt zodiac]

GET GOOD
GET LMAOBOX

[scarlet bolt]

no you untimed me out

[scarlet bolt]

can i get the dunce role

[plain scroll]

[atomic aspen]

[scarlet bolt]

can i

[unkempt zodiac]

can i get the duke role

[atomic aspen]

can I get the poo role?

[scarlet bolt]

sorry only got 12 cad

[atomic aspen]

oof

[tight jay]

Guys, in the earlier versions of the game, all weapons were available and I could use whatever I wanted. Is there no other way to get those weapons without advancing to the next level?

[atomic aspen]

hit free mode

[tight jay]

Where

[pearl coral]

big red button

[atomic aspen]

lower right side

[tight jay]

So thanks

[unkempt zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-16534979835682612734

[atomic aspen]

my bad

[lofty kindle]

#modmail

[merry wyvern]

As a wise man once said, and as I failed to listen; "Careful, Icarus."

[atomic aspen]

RIP

lots of people playing with fire today

[slate summit]

You do not have bad handwriting if your teacher has never forced you to sit outside during class and completely copy down your exam you wrote a week before painstakingly in perfect slow writing as you can manage just so she could read it

[subtle rock]

i gotta manually excerpt a graphic novel

ts shit bunz

[slate summit]

having terrible handwriting also has its upsites

[merry wyvern]

Hi yapper

[subtle rock]

kraut

[slate summit]

Never did my classmates try to copy my answers because they couldnt fucking read em

[merry wyvern]

Hi mantic mantits bussy

[plain scroll]

you know youve got bad handwriting if the teacher asks you what something says and even you cant read it

[slate summit]

Egyptian Hyroglyphs they called my writing

[scarlet bolt]

claude debussy is a good music maker

[slate summit]

I usually can decipher it after some time. But when she wants you to read your homework that you did in like 20 minutes and you just gotta pause at a word for 10 seconds trying to figure out what the fuck it means

thats pain

in front of class as well

[subtle rock]

bro discovered claire de lune in 2025

[scarlet bolt]

no

i knew it for awhile

[slate summit]

Im pretty sure the note under the last german exam I wrote said something like "Your handwriting...atleast you tried" or something of the sort.

Also lets talk about how I have finals in 3 fucking days

[heady mulch]

something i made last night, yes; i was tireeed

[subtle rock]

bro thinks hes goodmalware 💔

[slate summit]

We got 3 different final exams

English, German, and Math

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/dollar-bill-1000-ways-to-die-take-off-your-hat-gif-9132735477093380502

[slate summit]

English is like easy as hell, no problem, math I studied so fucking long but I should manage

but german

FUCK GERMAN

[unkempt zodiac]

gotta write in that classic gothic font

[slate summit]

My physics teacher was an old guy with glasses who could not read very well. So whenever I solved and answer I would literally write 3 different sentences saying the same thing just so I could be sure he didnt misunderstand it

One time he read something wrong and gave me a B instead of an A

[merry wyvern]

yooo rare MoodGalware post

[slate summit]

Thankfully he accepted it when I showed him and corrected it.

Like hes an old muslim guy, always comes to class in a suit, ive never seen him laugh or smile, ive never seen him angry before

I do not think he can show emotions

[merry wyvern]

Bro's teacher is pre-patched

Didn't download the emotion update

[slate summit]

True

Im so happy to be done with this fucking school

[dim lion]

this just popped up on my Spotify discovery tab and sent me for a blast to 2010
https://open.spotify.com/track/4JtoZPwnc9v5gTsN0iqZ2j?si=tK5y34r_RteYrOnNo2R-pw

the guitar hero version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia

[merry wyvern]

The Skibbidi went down to Toilet

[dim lion]

Steve Ouimette is always gonna be one of my favourite guitarists

[dim lion]

that's enough from you

[slate summit]

In the last year alone the students did some fucking horrible shit

• Managed to start a fire in the bathroom and almost burn it down (has to be suoervised 24/7 now)
• Managed to completely flood a classroom and almost electrocuted themselves during it
• Threw firework bomb shit at other students
• Started a fire in the Chemistry building
• Broke into the school in the night, broke a bunch of shit
• One guy attacked a teacher, almost got expelled

[merry wyvern]

Speak a little mexican 😭

[slate summit]

honestly theres probably alot more but thats the most I can remember

This school is fucking horrible

Only a few more days...

[dim lion]

one time I made a sword in my metalworking class behind the teachers back

they found it eventually and I got suspended but hey

[stone spade]

what the hell kinda school are you at bro 😭

[dim lion]

a grade 10 boy wanna make a sword

[stone spade]

that sounds awesome

[raven ore]

Teach him....

[slate summit]

Understandable

Id make a sword

[stone spade]

I did you full or partial tang it

[plain scroll]

next dude who says free nitro isnt getting untimed out

[slate summit]

Paid nitro?

[stone spade]

unpaid nitro

[plain scroll]

[slate summit]

son of a bi-

[merry wyvern]

I can't share what I did in class but let's just say it's a very good thing that only my CADD teacher was in the room and he understood that I wasn't trying to make it functional, just to scale for a model I was making.

[dim lion]

it was really fun lmao I just had a flatbar I welded a makeshift hilt to, they found me sharpening it with the angle grinder once

I GET why they suspended me looking back like

[slate summit]

its not great

[dim lion]

but I was just a dumb kid and thought it was neat and wanted to make a sword

[merry wyvern]

Free Steam

[dim lion]

[slate summit]

Suprisingly enough ive never seen a SINGLE person get suspended at this school ever

To be fair im the teachers favourite ngl

[dim lion]

wild

[slate summit]

Ive never been written up before lol

[plain scroll]

I made a wooden sword with my dad once

[dim lion]

set the bathroom on fire again? Detention.

[dim lion]

did he take it away

[merry wyvern]

His dad turned into the sword

[plain scroll]

It broke

[slate summit]

His dad ate the sword

[dim lion]

your woodcrafting skill is too low

[merry wyvern]

Man-Sword

[safe lodge]

lmaoo

[dim lion]

Halfman

[stone spade]

I had a wooden sword but it broke

[brazen tartan]

is the game only demo atm?

[stone spade]

we had a wood shield too that's how it broke

my brother blocked the attack and I swung too hard

[slate summit]

I have a wooden samurai sword. I used to hit my siblings with it but my parents forced me to stop. Sadge

[subtle rock]

wiener

[dim lion]

Yep! Early Access will be releasing Q4 this year!

[stone spade]

I was actively banned from having sword stuff at my mom's cause I swung stuff too much

I remember I was playing that PlayStation 3 like motion control sword game

smacked my little brother in the face with the controller

[slate summit]

That seems like something I would do

But who wouldnt

Having Siblings is just survival of the fittest

[untold wraith]

Pls let me post Chinese propaganda

[slate summit]

Only if you send me your feet pics

[untold wraith]

Check dms

[stone spade]

I'm the oldest of seven

[slate summit]

thanks hun

[slate summit]

7 now or 7 before the FFA

[stone spade]

whar

what's the ffa

[slate summit]

Free for all

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

huh

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/imma-stab-you-eric-cartman-south-park-season9ep2-s9e2-gif-22284526

the food rations are not big enough for the 7 of us

[solar oyster]

any moderators free???

you guys have another bot in your discord Dming people

[plain scroll]

Yep just make a https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 real quick

[solar oyster]

bet

[stone spade]

ohhhh

well they came gradually but I was still living with my mom for a few years by the time the seventh came

[violet garden]

Boys will be boys!

[scarlet hawk]

o7

[cinder thunder]

man I wish my school was like this

[young crown]

Plants vs zombies

Angry birds

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/no-fail-seinfeld-kramer-failed-gif-23814328

[brazen swallow]

tralalero tralala

bombardiro cocodrilo

tung tung tung sahur

lirili larila

boneca ambalabu

you guys got some work to do on the brainrot filter

[spark basalt]

buscardini laburini(go get something more interesting things to do

[ivory fjord]

Ah yes the brain rot master is here

[atomic aspen]

[ivory fjord]

Lmao If that had happened to me where I went to school I'd have gone to juvie and never come back

[copper wigeon]

Where and when roughly is half sword set?

[twilit plover]

blueberry im at 9.6 hours

[unreal bay]

gosh i love Doom The Dark Ages, destruction and blood. the combat feels dope af

sounds sfx good too

chest

[ivory fjord]

Would you suggest playing the other two doom reboots before this? Far as I'm aware this is a prequel to those events

[unreal bay]

i havent really paid any attention to the story what so ever

i must say. dark ages does get me into it

[twilit plover]

all i know is buff man sheds bloods

[unreal bay]

into the story

[stone spade]

lore in Doom barely makes sense don't really worry about it

[unreal bay]

intro was rlly cool

[gusty geode]

Hello people

How are we all

[unreal bay]

guddd

u

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-giggle-fish-funny-fish-evil-fish-gif-24509892

[merry wyvern]

Muzzle flashes

[white prawn]

bro isnt messing around

[ivory fjord]

I thought it made sense

Well the bits I've watched

[zenith dirge]

honse

[lofty kindle]

That is a cute pig!

[true mauve]

Real

[karmic nexus]

luna wouldn’t get close enough

[true mauve]

It’s such a good game

[hollow gale]

im doing my challenge of 100 kills before dying come say hi :)

[neat tundra]

Clearly this is some kind of sneak peak.
Half sword will be a horror game.
Stay silent or send any message to confirm galaxy

[zenith dirge]

homo sapien chicken sandwich balls pizza

[unreal bay]

is fifa a good sandbox game?

[heady mulch]

brothersss; thanks a lot for the love on my music ❤️ love yall 🙂

[subtle rock]

dih

[zenith dirge]

veiny dih?

[subtle rock]

dih

[trim copper]

if that killed me I would've done very bad things

[runic star]

damn

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-cute-zootopia-zootopia-plus-officer-benjamin-gif-27095508

[ivory fjord]

Honse

I should buy a bango

Wait I don't got money shit
Oh well no banjo

[cold wren]

Hoars

[ancient sigil]

BRO

I WISH

I COULD GET A MACE

A BIG ONE

AND JUST GO AT THE PEASANTS

ahhhh

brother

the carnage

i would unleash

[atomic aspen]

can
you
speak
in
whole
fucking
sentences
PLEASE

[ancient sigil]

nu

uh

[atomic aspen]

banned

[ancient sigil]

[gusty geode]

you are the reason we get slowmoded

[ancient sigil]

calm yourself bro

i barely talk in here

[night copper]

guys

i need help

fr

my half sword won't open

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-doctor-doom-war-machine-shut-yo-goofy-ah-up-gif-5182703400643888684

[bitter grotto]

@quick torrent Hello, I don’t know if I can ping you, but is there any chance that I could talk to one of the developers? I have experience in Blender and Adobe Substance Painter. I started playing this game a couple days ago, and have been playing it ever since. If I could talk to one of the developers, or the owner, that would mean the world to me!

[frozen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-sideshow-bob-rake-gif-13500887874187120127

[atomic aspen]

bro is BRAVE for pinging the admin

<@&1080390104562016306>

[night copper]

every time i try launching it on steam it just stops working and tell me i have to click "play" again

[exotic bane]

the intro was like 5 minutes long

[gusty geode]

chances are you can email them at [e-mail]

[uncut epoch]

Bruh

On the Realio

[indigo hare]

Please do not ping the developers. #rules

[atomic aspen]

Hey gorgeous

[bitter grotto]

Thank you! Appreciate it

[raven ore]

hes a dev?

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-let-me-sleep-tired-exhausted-angry-gif-4562552

[bitter grotto]

I am sorry

[exotic bane]

yea

[uncut epoch]

You woke me up from my 6 year slumber

[dim lion]

took it rigvht from my mouth lol

beat me to it

[atomic aspen]

coulda just ignored me, but you replied.

[dim lion]

i didnt realize u were alive

[indigo hare]

Admin..dev..employee..you get the idea

[exotic bane]

3 mods at the same time

[raven ore]

baffle

[bitter grotto]

I am sorry, I didn’t know.

[atomic aspen]

it's called reading the #rules

[dim lion]

its fine man not a huge dealio

[uncut epoch]

I had to

[bitter grotto]

Thanks, again, I’m sorry

[raven ore]

he must be the perfect employeee

[uncut epoch]

I can’t ignore you

[raven ore]

I think

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/no-fail-seinfeld-kramer-failed-gif-23814328

[uncut epoch]

The eyes locked me in like a tractor beam

[ancient sigil]

^

[ancient sigil]

^

:3

hypocrite

[indigo hare]

[raven ore]

does this mean i can spam ping the mod role

[gusty geode]

the confined mod regains his voice after 900 years

[atomic aspen]

ok back to lurking. all the mods are silly

[scarlet bolt]

slur

[indigo hare]

Shut up

[gusty geode]

me after you send me to the wolves

[uncut epoch]

I regain the world after 9 zeptoseconds

[gusty geode]

im glad you got the reference

quincy king got nothing on you

[uncut epoch]

Me and quincy king go WAY back

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/yhwach-yuhabaha-reishi-bleach-anime-gif-13345816098939492010

[uncut epoch]

Imma be honest I still havent finished the like 4 newest episodes

[gusty geode]

using this for when someone says some dumb shit

[atomic aspen]

so, whenever I talk

[atomic aspen]

Bro. the season ended like 3 months ago lol

[uncut epoch]

Yeah

I havent been on the internet in decades

you woke me up from my slumber

[gusty geode]

i finished it like last week and now im just waiting for part 4 like

[atomic aspen]

bro is living the off the grid life

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/pablo-escobar-pablo-stan-twt-standing-grandpa-gif-15901735077073339091

[bitter grotto]

Question, when the full game releases, will it be multiplayer? Would love to fight against my friends

[atomic aspen]

No

[uncut epoch]

Just taking time to focus on my drug empire

[bitter grotto]

awhhh

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/schedule-1-schedule-i-schedule-game-schedule-schedule-police-gif-15041876660899856128

[bitter grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/you-good-bro-gif-21239575

damn

[quartz basalt]

me like the bardiche :)

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

https://tenor.com/view/noperms-gif-27260516

[bitter grotto]

😢😢😢

Anyway what is y’alls favorite weapon

[uncut epoch]

Paddle

[gusty geode]

calamity is coming... calamity is not a force for good, nor does it care about evil

wonder of U

[uncut epoch]

Paddle is by far the best weapon for tier and style

[bitter grotto]

Mine is the axe, 1 good swing and you cut opponents in half

[gusty geode]

are we talking about paddle like the oar or paddle with the metal edges

[bitter grotto]

Which one is the paddle? I dont know all weapons by name

[uncut epoch]

Paddle with metal edges

You can beat the whole game

with just a paddle

[gusty geode]

you can do it with a sword but its super finnicky, you need to stab them center mass and twist your sword inside them and it just separates the top from bottom

[bitter grotto]

Is the paddle the wooden shovel?

Cus idk what the paddle is

if someone could send a pic of it

[bitter grotto]

Yeah the wooden shovel

But I prefer the axe

1 good hit and hes down

paddle takes too many hits

[uncut epoch]

axe vs armor

is cooked

paddle is good for armor, naked, clothed

it the best weapon fr

[gusty geode]

i do like this one too though

[bitter grotto]

The hayfork is one of the most annoying things ever

What is the highest rank yall have got

[uncut epoch]

good if you have no paddle

[uncut epoch]

Radiant

Global elite

[gusty geode]

it works a lot like a sword to me so it feels better

[bitter grotto]

Mine was the third rank, I hate it when you die and spawn in the abyss

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stare-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-shocked-wide-eye-gif-7922961204564264622

[uncut epoch]

I reached SSL

[bitter grotto]

The only thing I dislike about this game is that when you die you have to start over

[gusty geode]

ive beaten the baron on max hp

thats fucking DIFFICULT

not in the sense of beating him

[bitter grotto]

Also the developer should add some kind of health bar

[gusty geode]

getting through ultimate challenge without having a fatal error

[uncut epoch]

Its gonna stay kinda hard I think even after launch (I think)

[torn forum]

When was this added?

New axe?!

[bitter grotto]

I do really love the controls in this game, feels like a VR game but flatscreen

[gusty geode]

thats been in the game for a while i think

just not as common

[dim lion]

long time ! just a rarer one

[gusty geode]

yeah i was thinking that

[torn forum]

Never seen it before

[gusty geode]

i remember reloading loadouts looking for it for like 10 minutes and then when i finally found it i muscle memoried past it

[torn forum]

Its obviously op tho

[bitter grotto]

What do y’all prefer, the normal game mode where you rank up or the abyss

[gusty geode]

gauntlet imo

[torn forum]

Abyss is kinda meh

[bitter grotto]

I really like the abyss

[dim lion]

that feeling sucks

[karmic nexus]

new geetar

[hazy anvil]

I think the game is more fun without armor

[gusty geode]

what kinda geetar did you get

[torn forum]

I like free mode, because I can play teir 5 all I want

[bitter grotto]

Whats that

[gusty geode]

the one where you rank up

the two modes are gauntlet and abyss when you die in gauntlet you go to the abyss

[karmic nexus]

autistic

[hazy anvil]

I like gauntlet until I get too far and fights take longer

[bitter grotto]

For some reason when I start the game, I cant enter free mode. Do I have to reach a certain rank to unlock that?

Or am I doing smt wronf

Cus when I click free play nothing happens

Any help?

[gusty geode]

fights take pretty equal times imo you just need to change your fighting methods, like using maces which are more effective against plate armour

[gusty geode]

tier 5 definitely has the best balance

[bitter grotto]

Anyone?

[bitter grotto]

But what is supposed to change? I thought free mode ment that I could pick any rank I wanted

[gusty geode]

you can, or at least you should be able to

[torn forum]

Yes, you can pick any rank in freemode, but to get baron u gota beat the gaunlet

[gusty geode]

just click on the ranks at the side

[bitter grotto]

Thanks for the help guys

[torn forum]

🫡

[bitter grotto]

Also, is there an estimate release date yet?

[torn forum]

In 2025

No specific date tho

[bitter grotto]

ohhhh nice

Multiplayer would go so hard

[lone vault]

right

[torn forum]

No! Would be to many spammers

[lone vault]

have you guys found any movement tech

[torn forum]

They would just use the big spike stick

[torn forum]

Yes

[bitter grotto]

As a game mode it would be amazing, not as the main game

[lone vault]

they should add a restriction mode

to certain weapons

in multiplayer

if it ever gets implemented

[gusty geode]

i use the damage to npc thing to restrict myself

[torn forum]

Same bruh.

[gusty geode]

so even if they lose a hand they keep fighting

[torn forum]

Like is

[gusty geode]

like a real warrior

[torn forum]

*us

[lone vault]

i let them get up

[torn forum]

They die to easly

[bitter grotto]

Yeah fr, and when I lose a hand, I bleed out and die

[lone vault]

yeah they do

[gusty geode]

oh same but like i dont hit them on the ground i want it to be a fair death

unless they use a hayfork

in which case im bashing their skull in]

[bitter grotto]

hayfork is sooo annoying 😭:pray:

[torn forum]

Those who use it deserve no mercy

[bitter grotto]

Indeed

[torn forum]

That's why after I kill em, I start punching them for like 3 min

[lone vault]

i sometimes pick them up manually and help them back up to their feet

something i found out

[gusty geode]

here lemme help you up! :))) grabs you by the skull and forces you to your feet

[bitter grotto]

Not trying to self promote, but I am making a horror game with a frutiger aero theme, is anyone interested? I have 15k on tiktok, if you are interested I will send my tiktok and discord if you like

[torn forum]

Not trying to self promote
also trying to self promote

[bitter grotto]

It’s still a work in progress, but I am planning to release on steam

[bitter grotto]

ahahhahaha

[torn forum]

Does it have violence?

[bitter grotto]

Lowkey, yes

[gusty geode]

most horror does

[torn forum]

Count me in...

Like gore

[gusty geode]

but we need to know, what is the antagonist?

[bitter grotto]

Can I send you my tiktok account?

[lone vault]

thats exactly how it goes

[torn forum]

I dont use tiktok

[gusty geode]

or is it fear of the unknown

[bitter grotto]

My Discord server then?

[torn forum]

That's only what cowards fear

[torn forum]

Dm me

[gusty geode]

i didnt know that- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[lone vault]

the willies vs hank

[bitter grotto]

Bit of both, the first level of the game has an entity that only moves when you dont look, kinda like a weeping angle

[bitter grotto]

Will do

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-kermit-thrust-thumbs-up-green-gif-26230377

[lone vault]

what entity

[gusty geode]

Such a simple but effective horror entity

[bitter grotto]

Join my discord for the sneak peaks I dont have any screenshots on my phone

[atomic aspen]

Bro

no self promo

are you dumb

https://tenor.com/view/george-carlin-some-people-are-really-fucking-stupid-gif-22801669

[lone vault]

what first level????

[bitter grotto]

You have dms turned off, I send you a friend request

[torn forum]

How do I turn em on?

[gusty geode]

my friends when i let out an absolutely nuclear assripper of a fart

[runic star]

no rules against self promo

[bitter grotto]

Of my game, but I wont talk about it any further cus I dont want to self promote

[lone vault]

oh your game

i thought halfsword had an arg

lmao

[bitter grotto]

Not sure, but if you accept my friend request I can send the link

[runic star]

I would love it if it did

[lone vault]

halfsword horror game?

when

[bitter grotto]

Would go hard

[atomic aspen]

when pigs fly out my ass

[lone vault]

WHAT

[bitter grotto]

with some kind of demon opponents

[gusty geode]

it already is

[runic star]

Soon then

[lone vault]

how

the void?

[gusty geode]

ever went to pick something up in abyss when you think the willie is dead and he sneaks up behind you with a large candlestick?

shits TERRIFYING

[gusty geode]

I LOVE NEWPORTS

but not the reason theyre popular

[lone vault]

i cant post pics of halfsword 😢

when level two

[runic star]

yap more

[atomic aspen]

yap less

[gusty geode]

you gotta keep chatting, check #stat-rank-check

[atomic aspen]

pls

[runic star]

No

[lone vault]

#photography📷 message have you seen short candlestick?

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/pixelplace-gif-24586548

[neat tundra]

ur mom

[atomic aspen]

our mom

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/man-on-knees-screaming-no-ymiyoms-gif-1715427374379541309

[neat tundra]

ghm gblood preset version 287

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/no-maidens-gif-27260529

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/789-gif-21601631

[stark rock]

does anybody know why i keep crashing?

[neat tundra]

vertex paint

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/saying-nothing-not-saying-a-thing-neil-degrass-tyson-ndgt-star-talk-gif-15622455

[zenith dirge]

learn to drive

[gusty geode]

doing what he does best

[stark rock]

good one

[gusty geode]

the father of blood

[runic star]

what's wrong with being gay

[lone vault]

you should try homigrad

[lone vault]

nothin wrong with being a little gay

[neat tundra]

theres no gay left I eated it all

[gusty geode]

GIVE IT BACK PLEASE

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-puking-puke-rainbow-vomit-rainbow-gif-12040113

[gusty geode]

IM STARTING TO UNDERSTAND FOOTBALL

oh god thank you

[torn forum]

Anyone else notice the activation sound and deactivation sound for slow mode is diff

[zenith dirge]

hes back at it again

hes blooding it

[gusty geode]

yeah it sounds cool, more like a ticking clock now

[neat tundra]

yes, some sounds got changed

[gusty geode]

did they steal your voice?

[neat tundra]

vocal cords were removed and placed into a robot.

[gusty geode]

aweeeeeeesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[tight dawn]

I miss the Customization of the itch.io Days

on the smallest level

[bitter grotto]

How do I level up in this server so I can send gifs

[merry wyvern]

The horrors of the unreal engine

[turbid orbit]

How do I fight beggars as a knight

[limpid elk]

brave stand it's a 2 point round

[unreal bay]

Nou i was mindless shooting. Got bored fast

[gusty geode]

makes you wonder how the bigtime serial killers kept it up for so long

[unreal bay]

That's why they are serial killers, and I am not

[frank marsh]

Wouldn't it be fucked up if we could do brave stand but we're part of the team trying to take down the heavier armed/armoured willie

[violet garden]

Why would they be there

[merry wyvern]

I love Unreal Engine

[scarlet creek]

By our command, let this man be delivered unto death.

Does anyone else think the graphics should be improved

the shadows are too light

and I doubt we have ambient occlusion

[pulsar owl]

no

[scarlet creek]

why not

[pulsar owl]

just feel like it

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/scrib-gif-7116418687443768011

[scarlet creek]

I just started playing exanima can anyone give me tips on how to swing

[merry wyvern]

I was being sarcastic.

Fucking thing doesn't recognize that I have the Windows SDK installed, doesn't even give me the option to select it.

My demo is four hours behind schedule because of a bug that shouldn't even be able to happen.

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/unreal-unreal-engine-computer-smoking-computer-smoking-gif-24575019

[merry wyvern]

At least it gives me more time to polish the initial release but it's genuinely astounding that I'm on a windows device, with Visual Studio and all of its required parts including the Windows SDK, and Unreal Engine just doesn't recognize it.

Someone at Epic lied on their resume, that's gotta be the case. I shouldn't have to download a source Github version of the Engine and compile it myself to fix this issue.

[gusty geode]

more like get fake engine amirite

https://tenor.com/view/get-fake-funny-dank-meme-swag-ambient-gif-19451043

[merry wyvern]

Also anyone remember this game? Shit was peak

[runic socket]

i remember playing that propaganda game w my friend in highschool and we giggled most of the time

it felt like bad call of duty

[zenith dirge]

no but i would lowkey play it

how much is it?

[merry wyvern]

It's free but I think they shut the servers down years ago

[gusty geode]

we will revivie it

revivie

[merry wyvern]

It's actually a fairly decent tactical shooter. It's kinda like Insurgency if Insurgency Sandstorm didn't take the best parts from arcade shooters and the worst parts from tactical shooters.

[merry wyvern]

I hope one day there is a sequel

[zenith dirge]

playing the goat mission in pd2, this shit is so fucking ass

why did they make this heist

[gusty geode]

I haven’t played payday in forever

[pulsar owl]

OG Insurgency was the shit, it sucks that the only populated servers these days are modded garbage

[spice token]

(Indian guy btw)

[dim lion]

🤨

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[spice token]

He’s indian

[gusty geode]

why did it add anything to the messages

[sacred oriole]

wth

[gusty geode]

well there goes all my aura

he just harvested it

[sacred oriole]

lol

I'm not even fucking active

Oh well atleast school is over

[sacred oriole]

check photography

[gusty geode]

SKOOL SUX

[sacred oriole]

ima hop on half sword even tho it's like 1 am

[gusty geode]

um actually its 00:59 am

[sacred oriole]

sybau bruh

it's now 1am

[gusty geode]

um actually its 6am where i am

[sacred oriole]

I'm gonna crash out so bad if I die

[sacred oriole]

your a yellow teeth brit?

[gusty geode]

no im scottish

also yr'oue*

[sacred oriole]

scotland is with the uk

I'm american

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[gusty geode]

i dont identify myself as british

[sacred oriole]

ok

bro Ima crash out if I die

I'm at man at arms

[gusty geode]

man at arms is so easy

[sacred oriole]

not for me gng

[gusty geode]

longsword halfsword and just poke the weakspots

[sacred oriole]

I know

I'm just not that good at the game

unlike bucky or something

[forest falcon]

[sacred oriole]

WAIT T LETS YOU LOCK ON?

[gusty geode]

Yeah press z to lock on and off

[gusty geode]

i think i got to low 6 digit and my senses are completely fine lmao, envy

[sacred oriole]

wait so

if it zooms in does that mean it locked on?

[gusty geode]

yes

when the circle gets smaller

[forest falcon]

i just wonder why tf would you play osu if you are deaf

[gusty geode]

maybe its like a beethoven sitch where she bites on a metal rod to "hear" the music

[forest falcon]

Or she's doing the thing that chess grandmaster did

i am not saying it but if you know you know

[gusty geode]

the ol hans neimann

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/test-gif-18079678347053986461

[sacred oriole]

well I quit the game forever

MAN AT ARMS AND I DIE

I hate this game

worst game ever bro

I HAVE TO RESTART NOW

[hushed roost]

Sometimes the pain is worth going thru to see the golden baron drip

[sacred oriole]

I quit now

I lost a rank all because of a

shit head npc

I had the damage mod on also

I fucking suck

[hushed roost]

It happens g just gotta have patience with the game sometimes things don't work the first few times u try

[severe tulip]

pro tip
you can copy and paste the save file into a safe location

[severe tulip]

then replace it when you die

[ivory fjord]

That's CHEATY

I wonder if pasting in saves from other people works

[hollow oxide]

i cut bros heart in half

[ivory fjord]

Cuz that would be a silly way to just unlock baron without needing to try

[gusty geode]

i love how humans never lose the determination to be extra as fuck

[dusk tendon]

any1 know how much this game will prob be

[unreal bay]

Premium indie priced

[dusk tendon]

like $40

[worthy bay]

40 seems high

[dusk tendon]

prob 30

[unreal bay]

#faq

[merry wyvern]

200 dollars on release

250 for deluxe

[worthy bay]

Hey I sometimes do 3D animated shitposts of games I play if I can find the models for them (I did a few for Project Zomboid about a year or 2 back).

How feasible is it to get the Willie models for making memes in blender?

[lavish blade]

chat what weapon should i make

[lavish blade]

???

[restive trench]

hes trolling

[lavish blade]

oh

[true root]

Hey lads

[lavish blade]

what weapon should i amke

[true root]

Should you make?

[lavish blade]

yeah

[true root]

Wdym?

[lavish blade]

what weapon should i mod into half sword

[restive trench]

kopesh

https://tenor.com/view/bayek-khopesh-bayek-sword-assassins-creed-origins-gif-16815239470195571760

[stone venture]

is there a way to raise fov is fpp

[restive trench]

you can go to settings and change the fov slider

[stone venture]

alr wasnt sure if there was a comand promt like fivem or rust

[restive trench]

there isnt

[lavish blade]

thats literally js impossible

[restive trench]

why

[lavish blade]

because no weapon in this game looks like that

[restive trench]

aww :(

well then add simitars

[stone venture]

can you not add your own? Is it only replacements?

[lavish blade]

image

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/scimitar-sword-spinning-weapon-gif-17178485

looks like the falcion so it should work

[lavish blade]

its curved you cant

[restive trench]

cant have curved swords in halfsword

smh

[lavish blade]

it can be fantasy swords comeon

[restive trench]

altaïr sword :)

[lavish blade]

literally just a longsword

[restive trench]

https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/the-sword-of-altair-printable-5f84198e50c14131ad40d2ede599dc97

[restive trench]

with a cool pommel and crossguard

also its an arming sword

in the games its used 1 handed

[lavish blade]

something unique that isnt just a fancy version of a currently existing sword

[stone venture]

game needs VR ASAP

[exotic vault]

a deal tho (im sorry)

[median oak]

add takedownsssss

plss

[lavish blade]

a what

[stone venture]

and headbutts

[median oak]

already a thing

[exotic vault]

a deal tho 🌹

[stone venture]

deadass?

how

[lavish blade]

image

[median oak]

u gotta tilt ur camera back then forward to headbutt

[stone venture]

hard in fpp

[exotic vault]

im afraid i cant send such pics on this server 🥀

[lavish blade]

MELEE weapons

[median oak]

ill ping u in the headbutt thread

[merry wyvern]

Make a lightsaber

[stone venture]

nah ik what you mean bro

[lavish blade]

kay

[stone venture]

just a little hard in fpp cause you cant move eyes

[median oak]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430

[restive trench]

the Rebellion from dmc

[lavish blade]

wait

lightsaber first

[restive trench]

oki

[median oak]

anyways

add takedowns plsss

[merry wyvern]

I AM THE SKIBBIDI THAT IS A TOIIIIIIILEEEEEET

[median oak]

willy has impeccable takedown defense, if u grab his feet he will levitate in the air

[restive trench]

please flush yourself

[merry wyvern]

Dw I already suggested an indepth grappling system

[restive trench]

judo willie

[lavish blade]

what color

[merry wyvern]

Indigo

[exotic vault]

its easy to throw him by legs tho

you know

just spin

[median oak]

lemme tru

try

[exotic vault]

its better to grab his feet with two hands btw

[median oak]

ddint work

[exotic vault]

like one foot with two hands

[median oak]

ok ill try again

nope hes still levitating

wtf

holdon

[exotic vault]

look

[median oak]

ohh isee

[exotic vault]

i like this one more

[stone venture]

how cna i take off a helmet

[restive trench]

you cant take off armor

[stone venture]

grrrrr

[restive trench]

you can only replace it by grabbing other armor

[stone venture]

ts got me fucked up i can hardly see

[merry wyvern]

Who else up with they balls on the hill

[lavish blade]

took a while but here it is!

[exotic vault]

cool

[unkempt fog]

[lavish blade]

oh yeah heres the file @merry wyvern

[merry wyvern]

hell yeah

[lavish blade]

its vero good at slices

[merry wyvern]

I'll try it out tomorrow (I mean today, after 10 am when I wake up)

[dim lion]

mysterious

[unreal bay]

Remove the axe blade, keep the tip blade.

You get sick lance

[void zenith]

Does anyone have any other mods. That have invulnerability or super strength. Like the trainer mod?

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-fast-zombie-zombo-gif-25093923

[deft kayak]

why wilie turn into crab

he refuses to run sometimes

it's like the gravity is stronger near the center of the arena

I got 8 spoilance in a row

huh

[copper tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-seven-deadly-sins-axe-escanor-gif-15115301

[manic grail]

i think this amputation meant to kill me

i am invincible and kicking shoots me in the air

[gusty geode]

brother is CHILLING

[gusty geode]

if possible find pants

[manic grail]

i kicked his leg broken

[gusty geode]

idk if it still works but you restore your leg in abyss if you find pants

[manic grail]

i found shoes

[gusty geode]

they got the speedrun timer

[gusty geode]

did it restore your leg?

[manic grail]

not really

[gusty geode]

try find pants

[manic grail]

i found pants

it didn't work

[gusty geode]

damn they mustve patched it

[bleak nymph]

can someone please explain what brave stand is

[gusty geode]

brave stand is you vs 4 non armoured to lightly armoured opponents

all at once

[bleak nymph]

thank you

[severe tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[manic grail]

i am still unkillable but i cannot swing my arms

[bleak nymph]

oh wow that is really easy

i just beat them without effort

[manic grail]

so what even happened to me there

my leg got cut off and then i just became immortal

[hazy smelt]

how do i find pics that i take in game

i wanna send it to the photography channel

[gusty geode]

click "C" to enter camera mode

[hazy smelt]

what do i do after i take the pic

[gusty geode]

to find the photos?

[hazy smelt]

ik it goes to the album but i wanna send it to the photography channel

[gusty geode]

oh then you can just post it from your files

[hazy smelt]

i cant find the files ;-;

[gusty geode]

gimme a min ill find it

[gusty geode]

okay so this is what you do

windows key + R > type in "%appdata%" to the window (remove the quotes) > find common >half sword demo > halfswordUE5 > screenshots

[hazy smelt]

i dont have the "common" thingy

[gusty geode]

apologies i got it wrong

yes thank you vel its roaming

[forest falcon]

the appdata command opens the roaming folder

but half sword is in local

click this app data after entering the roaming folder

and you enter the local

[lavish blade]

guys what weapon should i make

[forest falcon]

comically large knife

[lavish blade]

something that is actually good

[forest falcon]

comically large shiv

[lavish blade]

dude

[forest falcon]

make a sabre

[lavish blade]

no weapon in this game is as curved as a sabre

[gusty geode]

double sided battleaxe?

[low sable]

Has there been any legit peasant only run to beat final boss ?

[unreal bay]

Make a lance

[gusty geode]

it would be damn near improbable considering you have to fistfight him in full plate armour

[lavish blade]

ok but i have to do something first

[lavish blade]

ill think about it

[lavish blade]

is the tip of the spear modular

[jagged jasper]

i cant wait for weapon customisation

[night terrace]

If half-sword play thier cards right, they can be very very big games, who can establish tournaments why? because this game is very unique, and revolutionary

I hope this game can be popular globally

[night terrace]

why they dont add curved 1 sided sword man, its cool weapon honestly, like kreigmesser and long fachion for example

why dont we make this game boom in steam?

[errant minnow]

dayz pro

[viral magnet]

we need a replay feature so bad bro

sometimes im so locked in i dont see the killing blow ive dealt

and i wanna see it

[night terrace]

i was training in this game by trying to fight a knight, with armorless willie

so hard

i died many times

[west wolf]

hey how are you people doing

[unreal bay]

Good

[west wolf]

the helmeted willie when I crush his skull into a fine powder with my mace anyway

[unreal bay]

Frrr

[astral basin]

Brainrot

They got to him

[stuck arch]

my dumbass thought this was arma, i mean it is... but still

[stuck arch]

you need the pitchfork

[stuck arch]

lmfaooooo

usually its "good thing bro was wearing a helmet" instead. nice to see it without that

[plain scroll]

In a QnA they did they said they wanted to add messers but also there is already a 1 sided curved sword. The falchion

[night terrace]

but its not long man, its too short

we need longer version

like 2 handed one

it will be cook

sool

[plain scroll]

[night terrace]

cool

so why not

add long falchion and kreigmesser

please, u are mod team

[plain scroll]

Im not a dev. I have nothing to do with the games development

[merry wyvern]

Mantits is actually the head developer and makes the game all on his own

(blatant misinformation)

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-tom-hardy-marvel-rage-antihero-gif-11732259

[merry wyvern]

To quote the Fiverr rapper guy, "Love going online, spreading misinformation."

[gloomy urchin]

all of u should totally try kenshi

[astral basin]

Mr Information when people are spreading misinformation

[thick wave]

hey arent u the guy that makes blood mods for a bunch of different games

like gmod and teardown n stuff

i think teardown

maybe

idk

[dusty geode]

full release will be peak

[thick wave]

[unreal bay]

Yes it's me

[thick wave]

love ur mods in gmod btw

the shader ones

[unreal bay]

Thanks! Appreciate it

[thick wave]

keep up the good work

[unreal bay]

I shall! Thanks for playing it