#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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lmao just got a flying glitch
good morning everyone
bad night nobody 👿
bro went devious mode
ask and ye shall receive, jesus this is exactly what I wanted
i was considering picking that game up for some long streams
is it good in your opinion?
it's fun :>
yes it's good
if I remember the devs said it's not even like, halfway done yet in their eyes and the story is massive
and the game is, complicated XD
friend drew it for me
iirc it’s entirely inspired by a minecraft modpack, i played that modpack to fruition a while back
so i imagine I’d be able to handle myself pretty well in vintage story lol
RL craft
kinda, it funnily enough started out as a minecraft modpack, devs said fuck it, made it a standalone, and now it's arguably better than minecraft XD
it got canceled btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tG9QDdrvHU
sounds about right
i had a dream i was in turbine playing as engineer and then i got chased down by two weird looking red pyros
my two only teammates refused to assist me but didn't even seem startled by it
it would be so cool to get a big server going for it
imagine like 20 people playing
please tell me I'm not the only person who builds actual framework for a house first
it's multiplayer, shit i think you can fit I think, 80 players or more in a server
this so so disturbing
well it can be multiplayer
issue is servers are a paid thing, well unless you got some real beefy internet
luckily tho, unlike other games, they are I think 10 bucks a month
Half vintage story sword server when?
BWAAAAA
vintage story has a vanilla and lore friendly gun mod, where's our arquebus to compete
handgonne too please
chainmail shirt too please
bishops mantle too please
crossbow too please
x3
this is just like little greg's pizza party
as soon as i figure out how to port forward
same with project zomboid
and minecraft
i can totally run a dedicated server for like 10 people. but beyond that, my isp would kill me
ah x3
I just got a copper axe from a vase, I shall not question a gift from the porcelain gods for I was needing a better axe
A shiver spawned, and i don't have a temporal gear so my spawn point is like, thousands of blocks away
mmm
ea nasir's bronze didnt hold up so we just made it out of copper
his copper is sub par quality
the axe broke too
ill bet ea nasir hasnt even paid his temple liturgies
when was the last time he actually made a sacrifice of bread?
you cant trust him
Good, I’d hate for people to distrust you for your associations
Cat sword
Kitten Space Program
I really don't like how furless cats literally slap you, it's no longer a quiet "pomph" of any other cat, no it's getting bitch slapped by a paw
Lmao, getting slapped by a furless chicken breast
why my game look blue now
lol! #random
bro, I was literally going to post that image...
fr though am i crazy or did he play with the shaders or something
everything looks blue
browsing reddit rn
I'm browsing all but a lot of cat reddits show up lol
that's Very Cool and all but am i crazy or did he play with the shaders or something
???? No
yer crazy
im trolled. im being trolled
yer gpu is dying
ZOUNDS
who tf comes up with a name "Nudacris"
english people
Yes
i would have named him "pollux"
Looked up one tutorial on importing 3d models and now my recommended are flooded with this shit 🥀
oi
Half sword?
Medium graphics looks pretty blue, yeah.
Shouldn't be on medium unless they somehow reset
I'll check later
oh well thats just swell :D
yep a bowtorn oswalded me through my window XD
I have a long way to run

why does halfsword keep crashing
yems
bright colors, big numbers, p2w
there
preferably some memes
if you're on the final thing in gauntlet mode its blood
turn off blood
Peaky blinder…
barn animals are inherently funny
horses
animals in general are funny but theres something about the demeanor of a horse that makes it funny
I saw that
good
That door had seen better days
kept together by duct tapes and prayers
especially prayers
he's god 30%
the duct tape is actually a pretty minor factor its mostly just the prayers
one piece of duct tape is put on the door and thats all he bothtered to do to fix it
him being god 30% will help with the rest
He looks like a Sir Trafford
Is sam awake
remind me of the lemon demon modify video
the animation
What happened to the game?
where are all the classes
Wait
in what sense?
Lowkey wrong game
brux
this is the server for the game Half Sword
No shit
i ate them
The game is broken. 😭
(
)
ha
Are you playing the most recent version of the demo?
from the steam
The steam yea
There are two modes: Gauntlet and free mode.
In gauntlet, you must fight to unlock higher ranks all in one life
Free mod there is not a single class
Not even peasant?
I'm in free mode
Can you share a screenshot?
no class free mode
Answer my questions plz <3
I swear if its one of those that doesn't realize the images are clickable
just a second
shhhh i got this
Sikma
more like: shitma pants earlier
Only one
can you share a screenshot?
You seem to be in gauntlet mode, but i have no way of knowing
you’re so difficult to help god DAMN
You were in gauntlet mode
)
Rewired
Gauntlet only has one rank, when you play it you will go through rounds and get points
Bro is a professional
Don’t say damn that’s a swear
Poopoo
bastard
Gunna wipe my fat grug falls on your forehead
(Falls because censoring)
You’re an oval
hell yea i am :)
hell yeah i am :)
and you my good sir, are a feigned attempt at capitalizing on a brain rot meme
unoriginal, overall disappointing
come up with a real name, and come back another time
Rq gng
Got a question
Ik you moderate something
What is it
A Reddit or a discord
Erm
The f word is a slur
Don't say that
Fatty
Don't accuse him of that
But I love guessin gMes
i moderate my own emotions
unlike someone
<3 love u g
Me or the guy getting upset over the mere hint of a slur
???
of these SILLY GAMES
I'm not upset I'm simply trying to prevent you from getting banned
Lmao
you’re so real for that dude
really, quin you’re an og for that
I'm a alpha male
You’re a “content creator” with under 100 followers
I will put labels on anything
Idek why i have the role
Hop in vc if you got balls
Grug way
Excuses
my main source of income is working with people who are mobility impaired
lmao but i was right, this kid is unemployed
All bark no bite
The random discord man when I don’t want to erp
Lowkey that's sikma
thanks bro 🙏
its still barking if he joins vc
but yeah anyways, you’re cool too grug
This reminds me of the screenshot
Of the mfs going “… I’ll spread the word…”
Like Quinn my homie
You are that
bye
But a person
bye manpoops!
I miss sam
I have to play helldivers
thank you
Until they add a new stratagem that isn’t ass
I currently downloading a game and it's taking over 10 hours
And it stopped showing the ETA
cursed by elohim
boo
you are to me <3
Uncrash it
hi
i won’t be home until like 4 hours from now and i’ll also have to install the update so we’ll have to play very late
buh
Why is it happening again
Hop in these streets if you got BALLS
🤜
kindergarten children fighting over a toy be like
Fistplay only, 1v1v1v1v1v1v1
ts discord dead ash ✌💔
What the fuck do I do
Battlefield ARG moment?
replace gpu ✌
its either driver issue or your gpu going to the grave
GPU dying
Your cooked lil bro
wait how tf did u screenshot it

wtf
I hope it's drivers cause I haven't updated it yet
my favourite is the small rectangle one
bruh update them 😭
Have you tried giving it a good hit? Like a jukebox
I just now turned it on
that used to happen when i played gmod
Rinse it with soap and water
You guys are all wrong it’s a teaser for Battlefield 6
first image 5th shield is the best
Real and true
If I dissapear ya'll know why
no dude you don't get it you have to click the dots in perfectly timed sequential order and it will give you a code to a website that you find by playing the game on max brightness for four hours and the website will have a puzzle that is actually the direct coordinates to a hidden bunker in south Australia which contains the directions to unlock a cool gun
pray it's the drivers
your GPU is cooked
u need a new gaming chair
This has happened before like six months ago
It’s probably on its way out
Slowly
i hope too cause be prepared to pay 💰 if it not the driver. im having a heartache here just thinking about it
No no new drivers are known bugged
I gotta get a new gpu anyway
it wont fix the problem and the dots will still be there but the gun is pretty cool
I still got a rtx 3060
it just ain't it
I have a 3070 with squeaky fan bearings 
i got my new pc few weeks ago with rtx 2060 super . had a gtx 1060 before
new GPU lmao
if it runs expedition 33 thats all u need
if it runs desktop thats all you need
I have a ryzen 7
can it boot to BIOS?
I should be able to get a 4080
can it run crysis?
Bbbbut can it run doom
how many instances of doom 1 can it run
i never played crysis
NOOOOOOOOOO
Well yeag its aimkid
oh no
Uh oh
ur german
Fish
Damn it really may be replacement time.
thats fine . do you have epic games? that error comes from epic games if you check the taskbar
probably closed when u updated it . check if its somewhere in this bar
it happened to me before so pretty sure its from epic so its all good for that error
insert pool here
Well my graphics card is still going in the shitter
how much time this gpu have served you so far
not that long
since january 2023
dam
im still paying in monthly installments for new pc i will drop dead if it broke before finishing it
heya everyone, ive got a question. a bug happened to me so where should i report it?
it can run derp souls though
I'ma test actually
If I can, then they can
watchout from the trash thug
sob
We are all trying brother, but these fucking squids
wait og stalker enhanced
fuckass server mane nobody joins vc
it used to be popping, but now it’s so dry
I feel safer knowing John Pierre Halfsword is diving with us
true
Mine did too except not visually just his name
did he always have that eyepatch
yes its random for everyone
nail goes in
home alone
also ship technician isnt in the super destroyer because of training or something
People also used to be popping ||out their wang doodles and|| putting on a show.
There's a few different models for the democracy officer iirc one of them has eye patch
this makes me uncomfortable.
not many ogs remember the brain rot streams i did there
I sadly do.
Or wearing evil outfits waving guns around 
is that what i think it is
fake fan you were never there for them!!!
That kid was wild lol.
got more willies with hair
willin’t
Never with this account you mean.
i knew it
why he scout hat
ion kno
If I join without an alt people pretend to behave.
i always behave
In vc
i havent been hgere in a whiole any new updates
pearly whites
rooster willie
Willight
that one time i tripped and fill over the stool
real
Same energy
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/khuGIKSjLX4eibMRS/spok?invite=cr-MSxsS2csMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA
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dam lucky
???
what did he even trip on
into peasants world
it wasnt the guy
that one time i tripped and fell over the willie
oh
he went in the complete opposite direction
yes
It sent
yiippeee!!
It rent
it zent
sign of respect
smash
what is it….
willette
this shit is not trending
this one is thebest i have you cant puke from it
suck it!
lmaoo
lmao im the one who made that video
yes sir
Jane breaking bad
been developing my app for 14 hours time to empty my frustration on poor willies
Light work no reaction
i rigged him

insane emoji potential
I love this guy
Noise marines are dope
He knows not of the mighty billhook
WILLIE IS A EUNUCH CONFIRMED
he does
he just knows the truth.
How do you beat the spikey spear guy with just a sword
do your best
I think they’re pretty neat, albeit a little goofy, since the whole rockstar aesthetic feels a bit out of place for space marines, be they traitor or loyalist lol
But yeah I do find the noise marines pretty neat
nuh
I just feel wrathful today
i was hibernating
Hoeegh puu
I would kill for loyalist astartes with this aesthetic
Lmfao
I regret making williebot
As jarring as it is for 40k, I’m never going to deny it goes hard af
I forgot people like you exist
mod him into halfsword
blood
@lofty kindle are these shields going to be ingame ? #work-in-progress message
Also I honestly feel kinda bad for the emperor’s children, they don’t get all too many units unique to them
geeked vs locked in
no like i cant even open the game without crashing
Some of them feel just kinda forced in
wtf happened 😭
about 2 minutes before the death screen pops up.
add in the 60 seconds that it will likely take for the character to fully die afterwards, that's three minutes to bleed out after a mortal wound, making this a brand new record...if I bothered to record the last 60 seconds.
Sons of Malice 
I keep seeing people get insane momentum in this game and I cant figure it out. Any tips?
why is Dagoth's arm fucked up
Like the vehicles they get are just general combat vehicles of chaos marines
High sensitivity and dpi on ya mouse will help
why do you like a british zulu war soldier
this is so sad vro...
So having them painted pink is like if barbie had a goth phase, so even while wearimg black there has to be bright pink in there
Also not a lot of people like it but controller ain't too bad to try
Because he’s from morrowind lol
man never visit morrowind
Are you playing the ultimate challenge? Or does it just happen in general
Yes.
Yes.
Great
it's only fucked up in pose mode
Oh wait isn’t malice that one minor chaos god that GW doesn’t care about
Y
its not even letting me open the game now like i used to be able to play just fine a few days ago but now i cant even make it to the main window
One sec, we should have a fix for that
Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.
Solution: Clean reinstall
Delete all files relating to the half sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete each of the Half Sword folders located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
Yeah lol
It's a little tricky locating the files sometimes. Let me know if you have trouble with it
I wish they’d do something with alpha legion

alr lemme see
Here's a video that'll help you locate the folders— it's a bit old but it'll lead you to the same area.
how does one get creator roll
do you make halfsword content? 
i have and plan on making more
send me a link and I can likely hook you up with the role 
bet
i remember when i was told i couldnt have it cause i only livestreamed
how the times have changed :)
archaic times
i think its cause people realized that the big ccs that made the game blow up were all primarily live streamers
buttstreamed
ope my bad
yeah real
i think i learned about the game from yt shorts
and to think i was doing it before mostly anyone else
bro was ok
🥀
Remember we have /gore now.
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
Mcwonderbeast has seen enough time wasted typing and copy pasting.
the gore command is the law of the land.
one way or another, it will be used from now on.
the lower the graphics the weaker he gets
It is a command everyone can use as well!
Ooh true
who's your favourite person to kill
No worries! Lmk
this weirdo who's been blowing up my emails
glad to hear
have u tried clicking here?
Cromwell or Cavaliers??
Call Willie ai
im ignoring u, blueberry

Halfsword remaster when
what is tickets? why new chat created
bruh
100 bucks to stand for 8 hours
imagine being packed like sardines on a 12 hour flight
Is this how you honor the Sixth House & the Tribe Unmourned?
me and the npc missed our target
if you shit your pants you suddenly have more space around you
life hack
me and the npc share the same brain cell
Correction: I copy and pasted too much so i forced him to add it 
my favorite is the one in blue and yellow because the animal on it looks like a dragonfish
i especially like how the heads on the seats are angled fprwards so you cant rest your head backwards and if you sleep they have to strap you in like a fucking corpse with your head just hanging down
Checkers are my favsies
What software did you use?
Creepypasta half sword clips 😟
who
are all of these flags supposed to represent different factions or they all hre
ah ok
Different factions
Checkers are my favoritepattersnnn
What shield is YOUR favorite, punk?
HRE
pov : blueberry's gpu
ITS FIXED RAAAHHHHHHH
Nice nice nice :)
Lol HRE.
Really good timing lmao
the gameplay got sm better too
There's shield customization now??
No.
geforce experience yo
instant replay
its bc my frickass drivers arent updated id imagine
Are your drivers up to date?
I know I’m like an hour late responding to this but the whole thing with alpharion is exceptionally goofy to me. Personally, I like to think that half the alpha legion are loyalists, the other half traitors, and they both just think the other half is super deep undercover lol
40K?
Yeah lol
I get that the long, unclear game is their whole thing but ffs just give us stories with loyalists and stories with traitors
You can still have other conversations while 40k talk is happening, man. I don’t want you to feel like you gotta exile yourself from chat 💔
Honestly, I’d love to know a bit more about them
Would also be cool to get some stories on some of the minor chapters
Give us some stuff about the carcharodons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I00sNOHj3Ik honestly how do you guys get these bugs 8:09
Oh my god this video WILL demonetize my channel. Daddy's home after 2 months with a new shiny piece of slop. Half Sword is a really fun game but I will never subject myself to the gauntlet ever again. Oh and title might just be bait
Consider Liking and Subscribing if you enjoyed the video!
Business email: bagbassyt@gmail.com
Patreon: patreon....
I needed to check other platforms anyway. I been in here for a few hours.
I need more lamenters content, because they are the only good ones
Tyberos goes hard as fuck as a chapter master
Lamenters just make me sad
Lore punching bags fr fr
They’re the only chapter I unironically respect whole heartedly
Not even the salamanders?
I despise the black templars
Interesting lol, but fair enough
Certainly one of the better chapters at least
Black templars I get though
That’s just professional xenophobia
Oh 100%
They’ve still just got a fair bit of cruelty in them that I feel that the lamenters lack
Lementers strike me as the type to just be more cut and dry with their killing
Nah that’s completely fair
I just wish the lamenters didn’t have to go through tragedy after tragedy
They deserve a break
hi

Hmrgh, do I go back to drawing first or do I get started on those necron minis I’ve been wanting to get to
I think im in general-catfish
You are indeed in that channel
Looks like a stim gun
Never noticed that before
modified desert eagle?
It's a modified DC-17
hold on is it magazine-fed or does it use a battery?
Battery I believe
Synth-wood grip
Technically it's not a battery, blasters fire super-heated gas
so hypothetically could you fuel one with farts?
mcwonderbeast has a new pfp
Pugs </3
is this a sign of the end of the world?
Ye
Server PFP is the same.
still means something
Yes. It means I felt like change.
You should know what that is like, you are always changing your name and PFP.
Why there's a brainrot museum?
Public shame for those who try and contaminate us.
i dont change my pfp that much though
Enough that I had to add a note to you profile to track you.
That make sense
only pfps i had while im in this server are patrok and spy
unless 2 is alot...
It overwhelms my delicate senses.
fair enough

hawk 2
Heh, I’m pretty elusive and mysterious like that too
I’m so dark and broodingg
You summoned me with that
Thats nice ! :)

The joat ….
What the fuck did they do to him
Big!
No ! No this is bad :(
Y'all weren't wrong murder drones IS peak
Eloooongate
guys beer is good
Y'all sleeping on beds asl
Nice car :)
Not a fan of it tbh
Meitherr
ikr
It's ready for registration I just gotta finish some papers
Literally just ruins the taste of whatever its in
Sweet sweet :))
If I have alcohol i prefer vodka in mixed drinks, and I’m not drinking to get buzzed either
I just got a new car myself
Literally, the vodka just ruins it imo
Like fuck it just give me some apple juice
That shit goes hard
The vodka I don’t taste
i agree
Try zubrowka bison grass votka
imo one of the best votkas u can get for cheap
it has a sweet-ish taste cuz of the grass
Interesting
🍟 ♥️ 

Rigging.
hyello people
he do be sneaking doe
he thinks hes solid snake
bro thinks job comes before ck3 💔
job make money
need money to live
(my job is fighting 100 gorillas)
Ur a bad horse owner and should feel bad
it wasnt my fault
horse spawned on the rail or what
you can make money in ck3
quin that IS your fault
noo
hell be fineeeeeee
i couldt turn to the right
ive had worse
couldnt
its dead
then your horse was weak
it got hit by a train
like i said, ive survived worse
this is quite a bad situation
^
THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE
i dont want to reload a save or anything but i dont want my horse to die
but it died ig
RIP fr
he was a real one
I WATCHED A LORE VIDEO I KNOW THIS NOW
it respawns now does it not?
after a while it should respawn
ive been next to it for a few minutes
maybe move away from the horse enough and it will
im moving away and theres 2 people getting executed
no its still dead
fast travel perhaps?
how
nevermind
"The horse dies permanently. Another one does,however spawn up by lake Isabella. It has identical stats. You are just going to have to level up your bonding with it again."
either that or buy a new one
rip in piece
is being gassed out forever a bug or a fucking feature
I threw 5 punches and then im on the ground breathless
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Give us the choice of which piece of armor to put in free mode, such as only the gloves or only the forearms or just the helmet, etc.
use a mod
when is brains gonna be added inside of npc heads
i cracked open their skull but there is no brain
early access probably
can we have jiggle physics as well like in gta 6
you should definitely ping someone from the dev team and recommend this
add video examples too
lmfao
guess what
chicken butt
anyone know why steam is making my downloads take days at a time
Check your download region, and your VPN if you have one. Steam sometimes fucks up and changes your location.
Also try clearing your download cache in settings.
Can someone send me a gubby banner for my profile I want that pls

yo check out the screenshot I took in #photography📷

Yoooo saul Goodman
WHY
Hello chat.
why is my download speed 899 when i test it but a literal megabyte per second over steam

If reincarnation does exist, I want to be known for doing something so that my reincarnated self, this person would look deeper on who I am, on who they are.
WILLIE
What do i do?
rip
but ig ive been downloading 30gb for 12 hours now
im going bananas
every fix i tried just reset the download progress and didnt help at all
Are you atleast going nuts?
do you mind taking a screenshot of your task manager while downloading? it could be something to do with your r/w speed of your disks
If Willie is a fungi then what is SamOfSaturn
go to the performance tab and click the disk its downloading to
The planet Saturn
it could be a case of a corrupted disk drive
i had it happen to me and it sucks balls
Doom the dark ages sounds cool but in gameplay ehhh
Like
The original games you killed demons for killing your pet rabbit John Wick style
But then it just became this thing with the robots and stuff
what am i supposed to screenshot
$70 for 10h gameplay 🤑
it needs to be downloading at the time of when you screenshot it
What if he has an ssd
oh its gonna be, big dog. it's gonna be.
what is an ssd
solid state drive
ssd
is the big rectangle i have plugged up to my computer a solid state drive
stinky
I think you found your culprit
i believe we have found the problem
how i make it not stinky
you may have a corrupted disk my guy
that isnt good at all, worst case scenario is that you have to get a new HDD/SSD
its a little rectangle outside of my puter
@gusty geode it's a little rectangle outside of my puter
Next person to speak is a Willie abuser
how do you mean? can you show me?
I had one admin in a different server tell me that
😲
Honestly worst case sam just downloads the update with 1mb/s
It's not a big deal alot of people do that anyways
Tf is that
How laggy would half sword if they added an audience on the bleachers
If 4/5 willies can just lag the game?
it ideally should be connected to the trays in the case but its not a huge deal if its not
oh its like an external one
Bro has an amalgamation
yeah its likely corrupted which means best thing you can do is get a new one, or clone your drive to a separate drive but it is very tedious and takes like half a day at best
well if you add an audience they'd presumably be static or have set animations and wouldn't need to be constantly reactive like another Willy in the ring would
i done it for like a month, downloading anything is absolute hell
all m y games r on i.t.....
I've beeb doing it for like 3 years
gonna start sending this to people who complain about the game being too hard
you would have to move them all to a new drive, but if theyre all steam games they get cloud cached data anyway so the only problem is just redownloading them
We don't even know 100% it's corrupted
yeah its just slow
that looks mighty corrupted to me, or on the way
more like a failing disk drive
RaaaahhHHHHHHH

