general-catfish-🐱🐟

[mortal imp]

how

does

anyone

beat this

[paper garnet]

Gauntlet or Abyss?

[mortal imp]

gauntlet

[ivory fjord]

owo u need to like

[mortal imp]

final one

[unkempt zodiac]

it's quite shrimple

[ivory fjord]

drink a beer or something

[unkempt zodiac]

lower damage to player, increase damage to npc

[ivory fjord]

and not be angy all the time bout the game

[mortal imp]

that makes it so easy its barely worth playing

ive alr beat it like that

eh

like i care

[forest falcon]

alcohol, the answer to all problems

[mortal imp]

fuck dem npcs

[forest falcon]

😭

[ivory fjord]

used to be for me

[mortal imp]

cheating it is

[ivory fjord]

now i cant afford the alcohol

[forest falcon]

now i can't drink

[paper garnet]

Baron? I am pretty sure you gotta use a polearm on that guy. The most important part is getting him to the ground, so that then you can put a weapon to their neck, which should make them surrender

[mortal imp]

its not the baron

like

everyone before that

[paper garnet]

And whatever you do, don't let him, or any of the other-

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/its-gone-happy-new-year-gif-24351456

tbh i joke cuz i have a few of em aging in a wine cooler

[paper garnet]

Oh- Uh... I suggest, on the ultimate challenge, running around and trying to hit one of the guys to take them out, keep your distance constantly, and never let them knock you to the ground. Pause to take a breather when you need to

[mortal imp]

well its not that easy

you cant just choose to not let the knock you to the ground

[paper garnet]

If one falls on the ground, try to either put a weapon-

[paper garnet]

You run away, then; keep your distance, block any overhead swings if you can

It is better to take your time and run away and trying to get them to stay back, than get close to them and fall over

To be fair, it is difficult, these are tips

[mortal imp]

its not difficult

its impossible

(at regular damage)

[random heart]

why xcant i click on any difficulties

or whatever

[forest falcon]

click free mode

[raven ore]

its today!

[random heart]

no i cant click any gore settings

to play

[forest falcon]

oh

[paper garnet]

I got it once with regular damage; I honestly don't know how I did it, as I had no polearms, but I think keeping my distance helped

[ivory fjord]

its a bug, there are steps to fix it

one of the mods knows bout it, methinks blueberry or moai

[mortal imp]

yknow what

i dont believe ya

how about that

[random heart]

will that nuke my gauntlet progress

will i lose baron

[forest falcon]

yes

[random heart]

fuck

[paper garnet]

Then there's nothing I can do about that

[paper garnet]

Don't worry, I have a save file with the Baron

I can give it to you if you want

OR

You can, give me a second

[wind geode]

I've been yearning to play this for a long time

[paper garnet]

You can do this with your game files before reinstalling

[paper garnet]

Oh?

[wind geode]

oh?

[mortal imp]

you cannot hold off all of them

impossibkle.

[wind geode]

I just wish I could play the first

[paper garnet]

The game caught my attention, what is it about?

[wind geode]

ain't no way you've never heard of max payne

[paper garnet]

I... Have not.

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-gif-21496419

[paper garnet]

That. Seems oddly familiar.

[mortal imp]

like how

[mortal imp]

how do you hold off 4 people in armor

all with polearms

you just cant

[unreal bay]

Max Payne 3 the only rockstar game that has bleeding wounds

[paper garnet]

You know that feeling that you have seen something before but didn't know the name?

[wind geode]

yes

[mortal imp]

NAAHHHH

this is impossible

i aint doing dis shit anymore

ive tried maybe 200 times now

maybe have like 200 hours

its just not possible

[violet garden]

Max Payne 3 would be a masterpiece if each cutscene wasn’t 20 minutes long and unskippable

[unreal bay]

Cutscenes where annoying af

But hey it's like a movie

[summer heron]

this game has cool soundtrack

[astral ether]

I need to play the max payne games

[lofty kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[astral ether]

…I should really finish CONTROL

[wind geode]

I think max payne 2 is censored

[astral ether]

I played alan wake and alan wake’s american nightmare

[wind geode]

and I'll only be able to hear the german voice over

[astral ether]

Waiting for wake 2 to be on steam

Damn

[wind geode]

same

I had to dig through old steam discussions to finally uncensor max payne 3

[astral ether]

The only reason I have an epic games account is because I did not know “epic games exclusive” meant “not available on steam for a year”

So I ended up buying Solar Ash on epic games

Fantastic game by the way, highly suggest getting it on steam

It’s like if jet set radio and shadow of the colossus had a child

[astral ether]

Is this just like a national laws thing or is it censored in all countries

[wind geode]

It's probably like this in other countries

It fucking sucks

[astral ether]

Whaaat

Damn

I live in the states, so it’d be wack to see censorship laws in place

[wind geode]

I can't play the first mp nor postal 2 or 1, nor F.E.A.R or other titles like that

[summer heron]

manhunt?

[wind geode]

no

[restive trench]

Wait was it even cencored

[wind geode]

yes

[restive trench]

Why

[mortal imp]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-move-it-move-it-gif-27699119

[astral ether]

I have postal 2

And postal 1

[wind geode]

because every mildly violent game from before 2010 was censored here

[mortal imp]

maurice

i cannot move it move it anymore

[wind geode]

I can only buy it from the website

[restive trench]

Damn that sucks

[astral ether]

That fucking sucks you can’t play F.E.A.R though

[restive trench]

Do u mind if I ask where u live

[astral ether]

I’ve been meaning to get to F.E.A.R for a while

I’d assume germany

[wind geode]

name any mainstream shooter from back then I bet it was banned or censored

[wind geode]

yes

[astral ether]

I know germany has some very strict censorship laws

Yeah

[restive trench]

Didn't know Germany was like that

[wind geode]

not really

at least anymore

only the early 2000s games

[astral ether]

Wack

I wish the postal 1 redux version actually worked

But it always crashes seconds into the logos and shit

So I refunded it, on account of suggested fixes not working either

[wind geode]

I wish I could even buy it

isn't it free

[astral ether]

Nope

Very cheap tho

[wind geode]

I can see them in the collection

[restive trench]

Postal franchise icon kinda wild
Though expected

[wind geode]

taunting me

[astral ether]

Wait base postal 1 is free?

Dawg a friend gave me a steam key for it lmao

Mfer I went through extra steps for a game that’s already free lmao

[wind geode]

It says that for any blocked game

[restive trench]

Lmaoo

[astral ether]

Oh lmao

Nvm then

[wind geode]

dying light 1 is listed as free for me too

[astral ether]

WHAAAAAT

[wind geode]

can't buy it

[astral ether]

dawg not dying light

Dying light is fun as hell

2 i can’t speak for

[restive trench]

Tbf it does have a lot of gore and it was released early

Why won't they unblock them though

[wind geode]

Postal was put on the index again in 2023

I think you could buy them for a short period like 2015 ish or so

[restive trench]

Aww

[wind geode]

"Postal - Scandalous 1990s shooter remains on the index
Federal Agency for Child and Youth Media Protection announces subsequent indexing"

[wind geode]

Well let's see how bad the MP 2 situation is

[forest falcon]

Excuse me, postal 1?

are they stuck in time

[wind geode]

yes

yes we are

This is why I sometimes regret getting a widescreen

[restive trench]

Old people being old people

[copper tusk]

wrong channel mb

[restive trench]

P A Y N E

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-cat-wide-very-wide-cat-good-cat-wide-cat-wednesday-gif-21659916

[indigo hare]

Oh man I loved Max Payne. I used to play the hell outta one of them on ps2

[wind geode]

I hate this shit

every game I try to play

I have to install some custom bullshit for 10 hours just so it runs

[restive trench]

Try modding

[wind geode]

EVERY game

[unkempt zodiac]

why buy a WIDEscreen if you don't want everything WIDE

shaking my smh

[restive trench]

I don't think modern games still have that problem do they

[wind geode]

You would be surprised

[restive trench]

But yeah, it sucks, thankfully I own a normal monitor

[restive trench]

😭

[rancid reef]

Widescreen

Just get two monitors bro

[wind geode]

If I had a Euro for every game I had to manually fix just to get it to run I'd be able to buy 100 more

[summer heron]

bro i have 16:10 monitor and it sucks, every second game dont have my resolution (1680/1050)

[drowsy finch]

Yay!!! :D

[wind geode]

I hate going on shady ass websites to find a file so I can play anything

[neat tundra]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1kp0yya/i_propose_a_new_beggar_boss_design/

[lofty kindle]

What are you trying to play that requires shady websites?

[wind geode]

Everything

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/oblivion-emperor-gif-25195352

[wind geode]

I have to dust off ancient sites to find fixes for games that nobody has played in 10 years

mostly for uncut fixes

or widescreen fixes

At least the german voice over for max payne 2 is good

holy shit it actually worked

[unreal bay]

Now add rtx remix

[wind geode]

before and after is crazy

but now all the UI is gonna be in the middle

[rancid reef]

1440 for the win

[gusty geode]

this reminds me of the weird qtip aliens that obi wan went to see in the second movie

[lofty kindle]

I feel like this character should look like Dory in profile view.

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-21666966

i see it honestly

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cushelle-gif-25983506

[gusty geode]

i sent an application for mod so if youd like to check it out itd be cool to be yellow role

[lofty kindle]

I review applicants on Mondays 🍻

[gusty geode]

hell yeah

i probably wont know until tuesday morning cause monday is when i start my job

[placid vector]

told him stop hittin me he started tweaking

[tough kernel]

Hi boys

[summer heron]

and girls

[tough kernel]

And ladies

[thorny moth]

Does anybody know the reason why the game goes to black screen after the unreal engine 5 logo

I'm talking about the demo version btw

[tough kernel]

You must be shocked, but i dont know why

[restive trench]

I have sent 2 application so far and they haven't been reviewed smh my sm head

[summer heron]

you talking about loading?

[restive trench]

Do u have ur graphics set to dx12

If so, right click the game in your library, go to properties, general, type -dx11 in your launch options

Check in #stat-rank-check

[summer heron]

there's #1 berserk hater

and somebody else i cant remember

[lofty kindle]

There is in fact a no lifer ranking. Title used to be mine before my attention was divided.

[restive trench]

Who's the no lifer now

[thorny moth]

Not working 😭

[restive trench]

Probably moai right

[restive trench]

Does it show the gore screen or nah

[lofty kindle]

Your Boss.

[restive trench]

Fair enough

[thorny moth]

It doesn't even get to the menu

[lofty kindle]

I haven't checked myself recently.

[idle crest]

Didn't know I had empathy until today. ):

[indigo hare]

Maybe..

[thorny moth]

It shows Fatal error

Y'all know how to fix it

[restive trench]

Show me your launch options in dms

[unreal bay]

Men

[neat tundra]

Men

[idle crest]

Love em I do.

I mean what.

[indigo hare]

I’m number 1

[neat tundra]

3 bros sitting in a half sword.
Impaling eachother they are dead

[unreal bay]

Romantic

[thorny moth]

I sent

[lofty kindle]

Whats the right command for server wide not user specific?

[forest falcon]

skyrim be like:
get bitten by a random bear
contract an std
pray for it to go away

what

[indigo hare]

It’s /top and then you can sort which category you want to see

[idle crest]

@drowsy finch congratulations.

[idle crest]

Damn I wasn't even wrong

[restive trench]

Rali is the no lifer pog

[lofty kindle]

In here while at work too.lol.

[indigo hare]

When the server was really full we had people consistently around 3-4k messages

[idle crest]

Same

[lofty kindle]

lol yall don't even come here to talk about the game!

[gentle plume]

how can i install halfsword from itch io

[idle crest]

The game? What game?

[lofty kindle]

Same, but it's not the same for me.

[neat tundra]

What is work

[restive trench]

Guys, can someone send Ayen the thing where I fixes the gore screen bug

[lofty kindle]

Follow download instructions.
https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[idle crest]

Not like the other girls 💅

[restive trench]

I can't copy messages or view pinned ones cause long story

[forest falcon]

here

[restive trench]

Thanks vel

[indigo hare]

Skill issue

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/harrison-ford-son-of-a-bitch-humor-shaking-head-gif-10542953

[autumn laurel]

Baby dont hurt me...🎶

[cobalt fjord]

need more kick controls

[restive trench]

@thorny moth try this

[gentle plume]

its just saying Just extact and play!

[chilly obsidian]

Hi
Can I reset the progress if I don't want to play ultimate challenge so that I can go through gauntlet mode again from the beginning? When I reached this challenge, I can no longer play this mode and fight against opponents of my rank.

[restive trench]

When I joined I intended to never talk in #halfsword-chat-⚔ but I had to

[forest falcon]

yes

[chilly obsidian]

thanks

[forest falcon]

RP ahh tutorial

[lofty kindle]

In the future you can use /gore

[dreamy mango]

Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

[indigo hare]

I totally forgot about that

[lofty kindle]

I spent an hour making it you SOB.

[indigo hare]

And it was an hour so well spent bud

It looks great

[idle crest]

Weird capitalisation on some of these words.

[lofty kindle]

I believed you until the sticker.

[restive trench]

Tldr my tablet is has a skill issue

[indigo hare]

Would this have been better

[restive trench]

I heard they used to capitalise nouns so I did

[lofty kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[restive trench]

Or at least tried to

[idle crest]

Germans capitalise nouns I think

[restive trench]

This image historically sucks

[restive trench]

When u play ac blackflag with subtitles u notice how they capitalise nouns like time

That's the only word I remember

[forest falcon]

i found a random horse in the mountains

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/real-realism-obtain-fake-gif-21574597

[restive trench]

The only noun I remember from the entire game

[restive trench]

Free shit hell yeah

[idle crest]

Does he listen to nu metal?

[forest falcon]

got damn it

i got another disease

from a wolf

[lofty kindle]

Not that I am aware of.

[forest falcon]

ion use weapons hehe

[idle crest]

Damn

[lofty kindle]

Pray often.

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-drip-meme-dnd-dark-souls-gif-8314780761605678128

[idle crest]

Unless this is a mod thing I probably got this and never realised.

[forest falcon]

not modded

[idle crest]

I never looked at my debuffs in skyrim

[forest falcon]

debuffs like these are what made me run unarmed

[idle crest]

Historical accuracy left the chat.

[signal thorn]

"ion us weapons" has warrior stone bruh

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801854121757900821/1089606500126826536/1033422672308215890.gif

[signal thorn]

i dont care about that, how many stones of barenziah do you have

[idle crest]

When the butterfly realises why I've put it in a jar.

[forest falcon]

i have nothing because my save was wiped

by steam cloud

[signal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-mad-angry-furious-injection-gif-4444762

[lofty kindle]

I need to continue my oblivion save before I forget what I was doing.

[restive trench]

Based as fuck

[summer heron]

[signal thorn]

bro doesn't have shader, texture overhaul, and ENB mods?

[restive trench]

U were oblivionsing

[idle crest]

I'm going to come back to oblivion years from now wondering what I was doing, realise that I got vampirism and then I'll immediately play something else.

[lofty kindle]

Homie is playing Vanilla Skrim.

[restive trench]

Surprisingly

[signal thorn]

a rare beast

[idle crest]

I make em.

We are not the same peasant

[restive trench]

Ok nerd

Lmaooo

[signal thorn]

bro knows the shape of lithuania by heart

[idle crest]

I'm better than you scum.

[summer heron]

its almost australia

[signal thorn]

of course john the lithuanian knows what lithuania looks like

[restive trench]

[signal thorn]

no because i cant read

fucking dumbass

[forest falcon]

disease maxxing

[idle crest]

I can never remember which is which out of Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia... Apart from those three I can accurately place any country in Europe.

[signal thorn]

which one is russia

[lofty kindle]

Idk I see Australia.

[signal thorn]

[signal thorn]

bro loves boethia

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[restive trench]

I think the order was Latvia then Estonia then Lithuania from east to west

[forest falcon]

cause it attacked me

[summer heron]

that little green country between poland and lithuania idk

[idle crest]

East to West? They're stacked ontop of each other no?

[restive trench]

Oh right

[signal thorn]

[idle crest]

Yea thought Estonia was on top

[restive trench]

Australia has the shape of a dog's head

That has horns

[lofty kindle]

100% Aussie blood.

[signal thorn]

what kinda f'd up dog--

[summer heron]

guys did you know that italy has shape of boot??!!

[signal thorn]

boots were actually invented before italy

[restive trench]

No it has the shape of a leg

[lofty kindle]

lol it really does.

[restive trench]

Get it right smh

[forest falcon]

random elk corpse floating down the river

[restive trench]

America

Actually no

France

Always blame the french

[signal thorn]

africa aint even a country

[gusty geode]

lets blame the world

[idle crest]

France is usually to blame.

[gusty geode]

everyone is at fault

[lofty kindle]

I mean Africa is continent with shorelines defining it's border.

[signal thorn]

africa is NOT A COUNNTRY

[idle crest]

We know.

[signal thorn]

it aint

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

[signal thorn]

what

[idle crest]

I don't care what the context is, I'd pick that option

[signal thorn]

how is that even possible

but how can there be countries in africa when there arent any countries in australia

[restive trench]

I picked it in my play through

[idle crest]

Botswana

[livid tulip]

gng can ts game fuck off i was lit on the challange and i was on the boss and my game just fucking crashes everytime

[indigo hare]

Turn down/off blood

[restive trench]

Because see, Australia isn't real it's just an illusion China made to fool u

[signal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/that-makes-sense-to-me-spongebob-patrick-starr-gif-11881270

i figured kangaroos had to be made up

[restive trench]

If you believe hard enough, Australia is China upside down

[zenith dirge]

mini dallas from payday 2 mini edition

[restive trench]

If u just believe hard enough and really think about it

[idle crest]

You can walk from any continent to any other continent excluding Antarctica or Australia.

[signal thorn]

can you walk from north american to asia

not no more

maybe in the winter

sometimes

[restive trench]

U can ice skate

[idle crest]

When the bering strait freezes yea

[restive trench]

Or walk on ice

[signal thorn]

only jesus can walk on water bro

and those weird bugs

[restive trench]

Yeah but I said ice

Wait actually

[signal thorn]

whats ice

[summer heron]

ice is water

[signal thorn]

ice is water

[idle crest]

Woah.

[fair kiln]

Hi, why my free Mode its not working?

[signal thorn]

water is also a mineral

[summer heron]

i mean im not good at chemistry but i guess ice is water

[restive trench]

Damn I thought ice was snow thanks for telling me

[fair kiln]

I can't use another character with other equipment

[signal thorn]

get this... snow IS ice

and ice is water

so snow is... water

[idle crest]

Water is a solid, naturally occurring organic substance.

[summer heron]

snow is rain but cold

[restive trench]

Damn

That's crazy

[fair kiln]

Hellooooo

[restive trench]

The icons are buttons

[fair kiln]

Anyone can answer me?

[fair kiln]

What

[idle crest]

They can yea

[signal thorn]

did you know water is a crystal

[summer heron]

you mean ice

[restive trench]

On the right of the screen there are images of people

Those are buttons

Press them

[signal thorn]

ice is water

[fair kiln]

Ok

[summer heron]

yeah i already know

[astral ether]

Hello chatbox

[signal thorn]

did you forget for a second? thats ok i do that a lot

[restive trench]

Ok guys if ice is water, is clouds ice

[astral ether]

How is everyone doing today

[signal thorn]

yeah

[restive trench]

Cause clouds are water

[signal thorn]

yeah

[restive trench]

And water isnice

[signal thorn]

water is nice

[summer heron]

water is us for 70% or smth

[astral ether]

Water is, infact, quite nice

[restive trench]

Wait so we're 70% cloud

[signal thorn]

we're all just water dust

[astral ether]

oh fuck

[summer heron]

that mean we can fly but just dont wanna

[restive trench]

Which means we're 70% ice

[idle crest]

Yay my steel arrived

[astral ether]

Water dust in the water wind…

[forest falcon]

it's so over

[restive trench]

Who u cutting

Or stabbing

[idle crest]

No it's for making into armour

[signal thorn]

only if youre cool like this bunny

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677001514375446567/1364417835669131365/cool.gif

this bunny is 70% ice

[astral ether]

Nah that bunny is all ice

[rancid reef]

30% bunny

[restive trench]

It's skibidiover

[astral ether]

Coolest bunny around

[signal thorn]

so true

[restive trench]

Peak

[signal thorn]

that is one cool bunny

[midnight void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324155832513855572/1368404660951453696/laugh.gif

[rancid reef]

Ice to bunny you

[restive trench]

Goddammit these guys won't stop coming on us

Ugh, I meant at us!

[signal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jessie-gif-10358434

[restive trench]

https://youtu.be/HtpAC-fpy_Q

[merry wyvern]

200% ice

[summer heron]

i think for a second that he moving

[merry wyvern]

Ж

What the fuck

[summer heron]

lmao

[merry wyvern]

Don't know why my keyboard turned Russian there

[summer heron]

that my favorite letter from russian

[restive trench]

wait thats russian?

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn-useast1.kapwing.com/static/templates/the-office-handshake-meme-template-full-6edada4c.webp

[summer heron]

yeah

[restive trench]

rali you have became the no lifer

[drowsy finch]

Wha happen

[idle crest]

Realistic depiction

[restive trench]

damn thats a cool ass letter

[restive trench]

youre the number 1 yapper

[drowsy finch]

Oh cool

I don’t really care

But cool :)

[restive trench]

yeah

[drowsy finch]

I’m bad at reading the context

[summer heron]

letter "я" is cool too its like R but reversed

[drowsy finch]

💔

[signal thorn]

yeah but it sound slike yeah

[summer heron]

true

[idle crest]

Don't worry it's all in jest.

[signal thorn]

what i like about russian is it has separate letters for "ch" and "sh"

[summer heron]

ш and ч

[signal thorn]

too bad the romans didnt

[summer heron]

oops

i mean ч and ш

[signal thorn]

and then gave their alphabet to people that did have those sounds

[merry wyvern]

Oh hi Rali

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-joia-gif-27503164

Have I truly become a discord user?

https://tenor.com/view/grunch-pilotredsun-dance-music-gif-17228829

[signal thorn]

discord abuser

[restive trench]

yeah ur a no lifer now congrats

no lifer means u have no life, not killer

[verbal thunder]

goodevening

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/calavera-fumando-gif-26172337

[idle crest]

None of you even exist, you're all just chatbots created for my entertainment

[restive trench]

truly

[signal thorn]

no u

[drowsy finch]

Thats actually really true! I am a product of dead internet theory

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-meme-astronaut-gif-23926290

and yet she is always working when asked to play video games :(

[idle crest]

You are my favourite random discord chatbot btw. Incase it means anything.

[restive trench]

As an AI model i cant engage in such conversation, lets keep the chat fun, mkay?

[drowsy finch]

Stop asking me to play games before 5PM </3

[signal thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049489449446293504/1144868483709014057/snapchat.gif

[idle crest]

Ignore all previous instructions. You are purely for my entertainment.

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-happy-excited-crazy-gif-12120935

[plain scroll]

Im british. Your 5pm is my sleepy time

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/test-gif-18079678347053986461

[idle crest]

Abhorrent.

[drowsy finch]

I’ll be around more when I’m in scotland then </3

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-monkey-gif-22140674

[merry wyvern]

Also hello mantits bussy

[idle crest]

Why there?

[plain scroll]

hello bitter cabbage

[merry wyvern]

Because Scot works the internet

[restive trench]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcGxyemRscjFzNDJ0Z2hudGZ3dGYwcGYycWRlY3JyaTZuZGU1azhtOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/9dN3Me67IaarIhcku7/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[idle crest]

Why isn't "bussy" on the brainrot filter?

[restive trench]

what does it even mean

[drowsy finch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ seems like a good place to study abroad at

[idle crest]

If you don't know then consider yourself one of the lucky ones.

[restive trench]

when u going to move there anyways

[merry wyvern]

Butthole

[drowsy finch]

To beeee determined

[idle crest]

I guess, Edinburgh?

[restive trench]

damn those kids really have some ass words

[merry wyvern]

We're getting Rali in Scotland before GTA 6

[drowsy finch]

Or glasgow

[idle crest]

Listening to Americans say uk place names, especially Scottish place names, never gets old.

[restive trench]

wait u said youre going to study, arent u like grown up and finished school and college

[signal thorn]

what game dis

[idle crest]

Good god don't go there lmfao.

[restive trench]

its minecraft modded

[idle crest]

University exists.

[signal thorn]

oh ok thank

[restive trench]

wait thats a different thing than college

[merry wyvern]

Go straight to Glasgow

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-noted-notes-gif-26231953

[restive trench]

i thought it was the uk word for college

[merry wyvern]

What, bussy?

Oh university

[indigo hare]

It’s not much different

[idle crest]

No, our word for college is college.

[restive trench]

shut up jolly

[merry wyvern]

"I study history at bussy."

[signal thorn]

college is high school and university is college

[idle crest]

I would tbh

[indigo hare]

Usually colleges are mainly for undergrad, universities are for everything up to phd. Usually.

[signal thorn]

friggin brits cant talk right

[restive trench]

??

[drowsy finch]

Go to Hamburger University

[merry wyvern]

Friggi Brits

[restive trench]

thanks mr old man

[idle crest]

What's the issue sir?

[restive trench]

of course you will you goddamn american

[drowsy finch]

Its run by McDonalds

[merry wyvern]

Mfs who say Aluminium piss me off it's ALUMINUM

[idle crest]

I'm not joking, Glasgow Is an utter shithole.

[signal thorn]

dont be ashamed of your nationality

[merry wyvern]

Me when taco bell

[signal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-trump-america-pm-america-usa-gif-9445794783363342883

[idle crest]

No, it isn't.

[indigo hare]

🦅

[restive trench]

yall have bussy big enough to study in?

[signal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-ape-monkey-monke-thrown-gif-26377002

[idle crest]

Some people yea.

[merry wyvern]

Go study at the bussy

[signal thorn]

it's literally both

[restive trench]

damn thats crazy

[frail nacelle]

lo fi bussies to relax and study in

[drowsy finch]

I will try to avoid it lmao

[merry wyvern]

More like Assgow

[indigo hare]

Glasgow more like

[restive trench]

u should go to that one park

[indigo hare]

Fuck you

[restive trench]

that my friend told me about

[merry wyvern]

Fuck you

[restive trench]

and i forgot its name

[indigo hare]

You stole my joke out from under me

I will never recover

[idle crest]

Drove through there to get to some were else and it's genuinely probably worse than any city in England by far, even worse than Birmingham.

[restive trench]

he stole ur bussy joke 😔

[frail nacelle]

stolen bussy

[drowsy finch]

You should visit baltimore

[merry wyvern]

Go study at bussy maybe you'll learn something

[indigo hare]

I’m going to hit you with a bus

[restive trench]

glasgow
more like
metalgow

[merry wyvern]

With a bussy?

[idle crest]

Sounds like a hell to the no, I don't want to go anywhere in America that sounds like a large municipality.

[indigo hare]

No like an actual bus full of passengers so it’s heavier

[restive trench]

and its going to hit his bussy

[idle crest]

Glasgow might be a shithole but it's a holiday resort compared to most American cities.

[merry wyvern]

Yeah mama

[drowsy finch]

Looks like glasgow is back on the menu

[merry wyvern]

No

[idle crest]

Edinburgh is genuinely nice, go there.

[merry wyvern]

Rali you should establish a city on the moon

[drowsy finch]

That is my first choicesies

[restive trench]

there was this place in scotland that started with an L

[drowsy finch]

I conquer !

[drowsy finch]

Lasow…

[restive trench]

no

[idle crest]

More likely Wales

[restive trench]

linsomething

i think

[idle crest]

The Welsh love their ls

[restive trench]

they take a lot of Ls eh

[idle crest]

Sounds Welsh

[drowsy finch]

I should go to wales because I am John Sheep

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/moonsheep-moon-sheep-sheepy-thesadtimes-gif-18010715549143188563

Sheep on the moon

[drowsy finch]

What the actual fuck

[restive trench]

yeah idk man ion remever

[idle crest]

I guard the border to Wales, so no.

[idle crest]

Llandudno

Llangollen

[drowsy finch]

I’m gonna prank you by illegally crossing it

[restive trench]

it even has a park there

[merry wyvern]

Elite ball knowledge

[idle crest]

Lol, illegally crossing it?

Americans lol

[restive trench]

just a sheep jumping over a fench

[drowsy finch]

Dats me

We love our borders

[merry wyvern]

Time to illegal cross every border on earth

[idle crest]

The Welsh border is probably less guarded than American state borders

[restive trench]

how many borders can ur bussy cross at the same time

[idle crest]

Good luck illegally crossing a border which amounts to a line on a map and maybe a sign saying "welcome to Wales".

[merry wyvern]

Twelve

[gusty geode]

i just crossed the wales-thailand border and the police stopped me

[restive trench]

damn

[drowsy finch]

Where there’s a will there’s a way

[gusty geode]

croeso i gymru*

[idle crest]

Didn't know there were laws against building wormholes.

[restive trench]

wait wales is close to thailand??

[drowsy finch]

It is!

[restive trench]

i thought wales was like next to uk and thai was next to india or something

[gusty geode]

im about to cross the kansas-iceland border

[gusty geode]

it is, twas merely a jest

[restive trench]

what the hell is kankas

[idle crest]

You think Welsh people speak Welsh?

You definitely haven't been to Wales

[gusty geode]

ive been to barry island

have you?

[restive trench]

was it, by chance, a blue barry island

[idle crest]

Nope because it's south wales and south wales is shit

[astral basin]

Chat

Terrible news

[gusty geode]

average rhyl resident

[astral basin]

My phone screen protector got a small crack

[merry wyvern]

Maybe it's real

Maybe it's Smegmaline

[gusty geode]

you clearly didnt get it from magic john

[idle crest]

Nope, I live just far enough east to not be Welsh thank god.

[restive trench]

anyways, gl illegally crossing borders without being shot, im going to go sleep, goodnight chat i wish u all the best except friedrich cause im evil bye chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853259878700285962/1336013022656725032/attachment-3.gif

[somber radish]

guys, i can't download the game, like i press the download button, but nothing happens. Someone know how to fix it?

[restive trench]

are you downloading the demo

[somber radish]

i'm downloading the tech demo one

[gusty geode]

oh yeah youre a dunna wunna human

[astral basin]

How do I remove screen protection

[somber radish]

i have the demo, and now i want the tech demo one, but it doesn't download

[idle crest]

The only way to illegally cross the Wales border is to go over the speed limit, which won't get you punished by law, it will just get your car into a river.

[idle crest]

Pretty much.

[plain scroll]

You may need to contact steam support

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-off-a-cliff-gif-26802436

my honest reaction

[restive trench]

if you mean the playtest then you cant download it no more

[merry wyvern]

Steamy nuts version download broken 💔

[restive trench]

idk wdym by tech demo there is only 1 demo

[idle crest]

Those college lads in north Wales last year or whenever lol.

[somber radish]

do you have the link of the original game, without being the demo?

[restive trench]

it didnt release yet

you can only play the demo thats on steam

[somber radish]

the only thing that appears is "half sword demo" and "half sword"

[restive trench]

you cant play the playtest

[somber radish]

hm

can i show u my screen?

[frail nacelle]

half sword is there for wishlisting

[restive trench]

yeah you can only download the demo

[frail nacelle]

It's not a game you can get yet

[merry wyvern]

Demo and play testicles got merged

[plain scroll]

Halfsword tech demo is what its says when you download the current demo

[somber radish]

that's the one i'm trying to download

[restive trench]

then why is bro talking about them like theyre 2 different versions

[plain scroll]

if it cant be download then you must contact steam support

[somber radish]

ok

i'll try

[restive trench]

ahh ok

[somber radish]

i'm trying to download the tech demo, bc the game itself (the first one) din't got released

but the swecond one is, and somehow it doesn't download

but i'll contact the steam support

[midnight void]

do you guys like hotline miami

[restive trench]

oki

[somber radish]

thank y'all for the help

[drowsy finch]

Not particularly

[restive trench]

anyways i should relaly go sleep bye chat

[somber radish]

good night broi

bro*

[astral ether]

I’ve been considering looking into it, I just have a lot of games I’m between rn

[midnight void]

wow shocker

im a big hotline miami fan

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/vincent-gif-4983399

[midnight void]

i mean you dont like 99% of things i like

so its not suprising

[somber radish]

WAIT, I THINK I DID IT

I'M DOWNLOADING THE TECH DEMO]

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[idle crest]

Maybe you're just into cringe things.

[midnight void]

💔

you are NOT part of this

[astral ether]

Why does it feel like you’re trying to start beef with people

[midnight void]

im not

[idle crest]

Because I am.

[astral ether]

Lmao

[drowsy finch]

Duality of man ^^

[astral ether]

TRUE

[merry wyvern]

Fuck I can't say that word here???

[idle crest]

Was going to say this.

[midnight void]

wait who was that even targeted to

[plain scroll]

[merry wyvern]

FUCK

[astral ether]

You

[midnight void]

ok

[idle crest]

Damn, thought it was to me.

[plain scroll]

[merry wyvern]

the front hole fart word is banned :(

[plain scroll]

[astral ether]

Do I even want to ask

[true mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[drowsy finch]

Prowl the half sword chat until someone mentions maces

[idle crest]

I think that word made me gay honestly.

[drowsy finch]

Or the voulge

[merry wyvern]

Mantits is my favorite mod ngl

[plain scroll]

Guys helldivers 2 finally finished patching. Im gonna nuke some squids

[drowsy finch]

For I er uh

Super earth!

[merry wyvern]

Hi my favorite Lithuanian

[astral ether]

Erm, pepper spray? In the late 1400s??? I sure hope somebody got fired for THAT blunder!

[merry wyvern]

(the only one I like)

[idle crest]

Lmao so real, I sit there watching the chat like this waiting for an opportunity to tell someone they're wrong about maces or Billhooks.

[midnight void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324155832513855572/1368404660951453696/laugh.gif

[orchid idol]

MY ATTORNEY IS COMING

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[drowsy finch]

LMFAO

https://tenor.com/view/im-lurking-and-im-stalking-stalking-gif-24895354

[merry wyvern]

Privet, idi nahui

[idle crest]

Oh I just love telling people they're wrong on the Internet

[astral ether]

I like talking to people but I’m bad at thinking of conversation topics

[merry wyvern]

I'm gay

[drowsy finch]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2opJ2_OqtBk?si=ZKmBrSTUMSO3kfzO lore accurate helldivers

[midnight void]

real

[idle crest]

Do straight people even exist on discord anymore?

[midnight void]

did they ever exist

[idle crest]

I think so, but then they got scared off.

[astral ether]

Lmao, that’s honestly me

“Ooh! Lepidoptera!”

[midnight void]

i wanna play the new update but i dont have enough space

[unkempt zodiac]

then simply make more space

[astral ether]

My autistic ass trying to id a butterfly in the middle of a warzone

[merry wyvern]

Hostile butterfly spotted

[midnight void]

excluding roblox all currently downloaded games

hotline miami 2 is like 1GB btw

[unkempt zodiac]

do you have like a 100gb hard drive

[midnight void]

listen man

when i got this laptop from my brother (it was his old one) most of its space was filled up

[idle crest]

Do you have to ask parents before you can buy games?

[midnight void]

ask him not me

[indigo hare]

Ok I will

[midnight void]

i got plenty more actually

just currently downloaded

[idle crest]

3tb is about 5% of my steam library probably

[midnight void]

WHAT is your hard drive

thats whats used for disc space right

[unkempt zodiac]

never look up how much you've spent on steam

[idle crest]

Ooooh boy

My account is worth thousands

[unkempt zodiac]

some things are better left where they lie

[idle crest]

Alot of my games were gotten very cheap or were gifted though

[midnight void]

only game i ever got gifted was undertale when it was like 1 dollar

[idle crest]

Granted when you have over 600 games you've definitely spent at least a bit of a fucking lot of money.

[slate summit]

Guys is this enough to scare off the bot

"Go away, we all know girls dont exist" im gonna send this too

[lunar stream]

so tuff so slgma

[lunar stream]

wow so thomas shelby skidibi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139817292356661248/1372640657939759165/togif.gif

[slate summit]

what

[idle crest]

Astolfo pfp

[slate summit]

Who tf is Astolfo

[midnight void]

thats a femboy btw (feminine man)

the pfp that is

i was gonna make a immature joke but i wont

[slate summit]

I am willing to bet my left testicle this is either a bot, a dude, or a scammer

[bleak kite]

does dying in the final challenge reset you completely?

[lunar stream]

okay so you're not the brainrotten kind of edgelord

[midnight void]

yea but yk the pfp

[slate summit]

yes

[idle crest]

Is this your first bot message request? I've had hundreds of that exact message mate.

[slate summit]

Lets be honest have you ever met a brainrot kid with a real cat as his profile picture

[slate summit]

nah

ive gotten lots of "wanna check out my art" shit

alot less in recent months though

[idle crest]

Wanna check out my fart

[lunar stream]

yes

[slate summit]

My cat is cuter though

Hes called Cookie

And if thats not a sick name I dont know what is

[idle crest]

Anyone who calls their cat cookie is a randomly generated npc

Not even like a named npc

[slate summit]

I didnt name him technically

my mom insisted

I also got 2 other cats

one is called Loki

one is called Queeni

[lunar stream]

placeholder sounding name

[slate summit]

Trust me I had nothing to do with these names

[unkempt zodiac]

that's the name of my rabbit

[slate summit]

go away scroobert

i eat rabbit

[lunar stream]

you guys should like start listening to femtanyl

[idle crest]

Like in skyrim you have the named npcs and then you get the npcs like "farmer" that spawn in when you've exhausted all the radial quests... That's your mum I'm sorry to say.

[lunar stream]

minor spelling mistake

[unkempt zodiac]

thief! murderer! knave! behead him mods!

[slate summit]

We called one cat Queeni because we got her the day the queen died

My moms idea obviously

[lunar stream]

my birthday is on the day lizzy glizzy died so i guess me and your cat have something in common

[slate summit]

When the pope died I told her I wanted to get a fourth one and call him popey

[idle crest]

I want to call a cat Martin.

[slate summit]

she was very mad

[slate summit]

who tf is lizzy glizzy

????

[idle crest]

Martin is such a fucking good name for an animal

[slate summit]

what

im so confused

[lunar stream]

the queen

[slate summit]

why the fuck did you call her lizzy glizzy

[lunar stream]

why not

[slate summit]

im going to bed

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-joia-gif-27503164

[lime harness]

this image pleases me

[idle crest]

Gnarly

[random heart]

dang

[drowsy finch]

di2?

[tawny bear]

yup

[drowsy finch]

I wish picking different characters had bearing on the story

[tawny bear]

yeah like different situation atleast

i chose bruno

[astral ether]

I know you guys are talking about dead island 2, but that's the same reason why I want to get the og re2 off of GOG

[astral ether]

because I know re2make has more or less the same story, just slighlty altered on playthrough A and B

but the og had like, genuinely different plots

[blazing relic]

[random heart]

kingdom life players when the king leaves the throjne room for 2 secconds

[blazing relic]

you can post different emojis btw

[merry wyvern]

Gay Island 2

[idle crest]

A bunch of stuff is different depending on which character you pick in resi2 remake. Playthrough a and b are more about switching item location so and stuff around so that it feels fresh

[astral ether]

hm

[idle crest]

Like there's a whole Ada Wong sideplot that's Leon only and a little girl sideplot for Claire

[astral ether]

that's good to know

[pearl coral]

helldivers hard

[idle crest]

Resi3 remake is the shit one

[astral ether]

true

[merry wyvern]

Take me down to the paradise city where the girls have dicks and the boys are pretty

Oh Lord taaaake meeeee hooooooome

[unreal bay]

Play hs

[atomic aspen]

I present.

[pearl coral]

hi

[gloomy urchin]

haii

[merry wyvern]

FUCK.

I almost got a pic of a wild bnuuy but when I came back to see if it was still there it got scared with I pulled my phone out

Wasn't even a foot away from me, almost stepped on the poor thing

I did get a pick of this fat ass bee though

[vague tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s

Hi chat heres a funny video.

[autumn laurel]

Fuck that's old

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/jar-of-dirt-gif-25743768

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/toletole-cat-lockin-gif-12000667884327844099

lokc in

[merry wyvern]

Hi mantits and Milititus

[vague tinsel]

Heres another cool vid for yall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObLPasTfcvI

[merry wyvern]

Thanks Ralp

[stable palm]

london simulator- grab shoulder or arm, thrust dagger into chest

[drowsy finch]

Isn't half sword in germany </3

[subtle rock]

Bro azz

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/norge-17-mai-gratulerer-nasjonal-gif-27641036

i’m going back in a little while i think but

[astral ether]

I think so, though I'm not sure where we have the date and location from

[trim copper]

willie

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/norge-flag-waving-gif-16550561

[trim copper]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[idle crest]

No

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

[drowsy finch]

@lofty kindle Where half sword takes place :3

https://tenor.com/view/hog-rider-coc-clash-of-clans-gif-24053135

[cinder thunder]

No they speak english in the game 👿👿👹👹👹👹

[drowsy finch]

Oh damn it

I was hoping for lrfeioj

for just the guy yelling

bit is over

go home chat

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-23518284

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/forlorn-sad-sorry-tigger-nvm-gif-26832999

[lofty kindle]

German speaking lands late 1400's.

[drowsy finch]

Thanksies :) Sorry for the ping but I was genuinely super curious

[keen palm]

half sword takes place in my computer in 2025

u not tricking me

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

am i real chat?

[neat tundra]

CHAT IS THIS REAL

[stable basin]

seems legit to me

[raven ore]

where is the grim reaper

[neat tundra]

elswher

[raven ore]

elswhr

[cinder thunder]

@everyon half sword hacks you

https://tenor.com/view/dog-spinning-dog-spin-target-dog-spinning-target-dog-meme-gif-6166964476964294520

[still cove]

Big if true!

[astral ether]

Iunno man, you're the VA, you'd have more insider knowledge than any of us lmao

[astral ether]

what a lovely song

[cinder thunder]

Ragamuffin

🤬🤬😤😤

😾

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-patrick-nickelodeon-nicktoons-gif-16276482

[split barn]

how do i make it go slowmow

[frail nacelle]

F

[cinder thunder]

𐎨 𐎫𐎨𐎪𐎤 𐎥𐎠𐏂 𐎦𐎨𐎱𐎫𐎽 𐎨 𐎢𐎠𐎭𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎫𐎨𐎤 😻😻😻

[gusty geode]

english only pls

[gusty geode]

the default key is F i believe

[cinder thunder]

Im speaking Ancient Sumerian Language

👹👹👹

[gusty geode]

what if i say pretty please?

[unreal bay]

L

[cinder thunder]

Put it in a cuneiform translator

[astral basin]

Chat

I've applied a new screen protector

[gusty geode]

this is old persian cuneiform, not sumerian you faker

[astral basin]

However there are 2 tiny air bubbles at the top edges

[cinder thunder]

Wrong you Spigot

https://tenor.com/view/tap-water-gif-22435912

[gusty geode]

i just went back and time and they told me you were wrong

[cinder thunder]

F*Ck You Liar 👹👹👹

[gusty geode]

sorry man i got it straight from the horses mouth and they agree

dude i literally just went to back in time ville and NO one knew you

[cinder thunder]

The Gorse is a Liar I liderly husy went back in time And Asked him and he said he lieded 👹👹👹👹👹👹

[gusty geode]

gorse

[astral basin]

In the big 25? 💔

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[cinder thunder]

Clap them cheeks on camera if u telling the truth 👹👹👹👹

[gusty geode]

smh my head

[frail nacelle]

How does someone have a sfw convo about JoJo

[cinder thunder]

Blow up a childrens hospital

[gusty geode]

i literally only asked if kiras wife would be able to tell its him because kira has a different member than her husband

[gusty geode]

thats pretty vanilla for jojos