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Lmao
you wish
this is cool, what did you use to prompt it?
"its me"
looks inside
google screenshot
google leans
young tom cruise
they didnβt have prompts in the 1400s
bro lives in the past SMH
I get it now, cruiser Thompson. tom cruise.
I have the same middle front tooth that he has
yuh
Well if someone noble commissioned it, he used a prompt to make the artist draw the drawing
this chat rn
shut up
i wish the trolling had more effort in it
yeah you gotta just use a long stick to interact with it
This chat always
baits used to be believable
Yeah
I used too
In this comedy sketch, the premise is that I live in a haunted house, but I can't get anything better.
It's a comedy sketch that was inspired by other comedy creators.
Imagine him go bald
Thatβs not it
But cool trick
+20 points
Bald
It rejected the mods
schizophrenia vibes
God willing, that wolf wonβt leave that snowy plateau alive.
Thats what Iβm thinking about rebranding my sona to be
I almost had an electrical fire in my house last night
Why would you fire electrical? They have a family to feed
it's a good thing I went to bed when I did and saw the window open. Rain was pouring in and soaked the power bar. Shorted the circuit

BASED
woof fired pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job now?
Who the fuck is woof
Iβm gonna beat his ass
fr tho was genuinely a spooky moment
woof mama



When I went to replug the power bar back in it sparked like a mf
its that fucking emoji that i hate...
this gif was taken at around 46Β°00'49"N 7Β°48'05"E
doesnt matter give me the pizza (whats up blue of the berry variant)
what provoked you to geoguess it
boredom and feels like a good skill to hve
βWho the fuck ripped this fat vape in silent hill?β
vapes are electrical smokes
Yeah but why is there a giant vape cloud consuming my college campus 
big giant kid
the fog is coming
vapes
its my fog machine sorry
anyways i go sleep gn
forgot to turn it off last night
adios
You should probably turn that off
what if i just didnt
like hypothetically
Well then people could get into accidents

poor guy got put on blast by Willie 
did i just unintentionally provoke a reference
π
idk wym man
right
WHAT THING DANGIT
IDK WHAT YOUR REFERENCING BRO π
not enough of it no

1st ammendment
KIRYU CHANNNN
Wher ominan
Reminds me of how in one of the adams family live action movies, the boy has a stop sign in his room, implying he removed one from an intersection lmao
amazing
thats crazy
Yeah lmao
yo new hair cut

i miss the vine booms
what's this double strung slipknot I see on willie's doublet?
Yes
might need some research of how to tie it
human kebab
Yummy
I'm not finding answers so far, might just be desperate enough to look for a giant list of knots to see if I can find one
What the HELL is this knot?
It clearly looks like a slipknot but where the hell is the other string at the end and how on EARTH is it tied?
TKMaxx better
new gif
its a suitable replacement for the blood meme i always used to post
Lmfao nice
This knot I don't think ever exists; either there needs to be two ends as far as i can tell unless somehow one is hidden and any example I looked at doesn't seem to exist unless if it was erased for the most part except historically, and even then it doesn't look right
Mad max ass title
A. It appears to be a slip knot; slip knot only has a single string to it, and B. the stringing, hardly makes sense unless if I find the other end, in which, it would be impossible to find which noose string this is.
I can't find any other close comparisons other than just the slip knot. maybe an overhand loop but that's the closest I've got
Ha
in which, the purpose isn't of good use
dead island 2 is free on epic games
Dud
hi sheep warrior
sup
Haii :)
Not much, working on a VO for Judge in Ready or Not. You?
thinking what to play after studying (i hate my college)
You should play Minecraft
29 minutes
hm...true
im not letting you forget this sinse i made it
"no shot was fired"
Allegedly there's a tornado warning in my area but I didn't get the alert so I think weather people are just tweaking
btw did half sword got any optimization update? or my laptop will keep dying?
Halfsword tornado warning update, sour didn't get the update.
dam
Idk
Dude got a tornado warning for a tornado that's nowhere near us
and you still use the art i once show you as pfp you just added christma hat π
Hell yeah
I should play more darktide
But I am moving out of my dorm today so that will take time out of my day
Idk they can move pretty fast right?
They can move fast but they don't last long, usually
That being said I got a weather warning once for 13600mph winds.
It's a rare occurrence for them to last more than 5 to 10 minutes
That's why tornado chasers tweak the fuck out when they see a tornado
Yeah then find the wrong one which changes direction towards them and flings their car half a mile into the sky.
Hopefully there won't be any tornados. My friend took his old spark plugs out of his car, we think that's why this started.
We're currently working to mitigate the damage
I only found out recently that tornados are the storms not the vorticies themselves.
What people think of as tornados is just the vortex created by the actual tornado, and tornados often make multiple vorticies.
I just cut a mans arm off and the body instantly dissapeared and i got flung into the air like a ragdoll
I found it on instagram reels a loooong time ago and only recently seen it again
I discovered it because Iβm unironically autistic about medieval combat 
Shit goes hard
π
No fucking way
I just got the lame social awkward tism
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I am a normal and productive member of society 
interesting
Lmao
did they make a patch today?? Im suddenly getting fatal error again after like 2 weeks of none and a ton of bugs
Hey how the fuck is this cat able to type
what
im a very smart cat
RAM WHO
IM BOUTTA RAM YO DAD
I see, I see 
can i watch??
can i watch that as well
go away
I frew up
kisma ass π₯
She be stroking on my sword till I halve
same, What you do?
You should, like, get it unfucked
^^^^^^
role is a required argument that is missing.```
should i kill the bug infront of me or not
What kinda bug?
Tyranid
Hey I was watching that
Let him live </3
How will i know if Jd vance supports his lover?
π
he gave him his eye
the bug is invading my personal space
oh no now jd vance is blind
no he's a cyclops
Okay nice
Whoever added the dark green shirt on the dev team thank you I love you
he fell
Moveβm!
its just moving like a mindless bug
Willie horse
that 1 stool hit that sent him spinning
Take your foot and stamp upon the bug.
i love lumberjack skill set in project zomboid this shit way to op with fitness
Fitness instructor is peak
i just take lumberjack with some debuffs and fit with first aid skill and go rampage
i lost 1 axe and 2 cigs here btw...
Any blunt object and a fence does me fine :)
axe...thats all what i need
and cigs
Thats how Iβve been surviving
maybe alcohol too
Sprinters wise, at least
Think I'll paint my new tyranids to look like eldrazi from mtg
MeTal gear Solidβ¦,
Is Build 42 officially released or is it still unstable?
?
i would say still unstable i keep playing build 41 only
I ddnβt know what MTG was so I decided to take a (completely grounded and reasonable) guess
Same
Magic the gathering
I don't like messing with unstable, in case I may brick a save
Male to Grouper wouldβve been my second guess
Get checked
Something not right about you
Meth Time Guys. MTG
I get that a lotβ¦
Thats another good one!
waiting for female willie
Same π
McWonderBeast The Gray.
it will happen
I would love to, I really would, but my psychiatrist ghosted me </3
It won't though.
it will though
I have it on pretty good authority it won't.
I donβt get why people want female playable characters for half sword
It makes no sense for the time period
sigh
Who wants to chop up women in general?
gooners always need to go on
Maybe the want to cut women up aye
Raises hand nervously
Blegh, grody
Alright minus all the people who have not touched a woman who else wants this?
I'm crying on the inside
and the outside
heh.
The guy I had a crush on told me I'm crazy π
it's peerot
the people who ask for it with fervor are either so uncomfortable in their skin that they need wokism in every game they play, or they are just seeking some weird smut fantasy and thatβs lame
havent played in a bit
In b&s I like to make the gender split 50/50, since anything else irritates me
i was thinking of streaming that soon, but i will be doing so with 100% men
because twitch is grody
Can you make it 100% women?
Yeah you can
silly community manager, women dont exist
You can adjust the gender ratio however
Depends on the year and region.
Or at least you could
Iuno about 1.0
they only exist in animeee
My favorite blade and sorcery video is called "jedi younglings.mp4"
Can you make them fight eachother?

Lmfao
you still can
rip
You can with like X faction vs Y faction mode
But youβre encouraged to help, obviously
Because who tf wants to watch b&s npcs fight
Curb stomp victory is peak!
clip of me killing the baron
real
All women free for all.
heβs a goober
Rate the fit
you alll look the same
thatβs racist
soldiers sent to the front just do die
It's like mud wrestling but with sharp sticks. Noone knows why they watch they just know they like to.
everyone knows why they watch
no one will admit it though
lol naw, violence makes me sad. The more beautiful the fighter the more sad it is to watch.
itβs just weird to me
True but you're not supposed to say it.
is this why you dont want women in halfsword
Like I don't enjoy music if the singer is ugly
so shallow
I am indifferent to women being present tbh.
the only reason i donβt want it, is because i know why people want it
Are there gore mods in roblox?
Wow ruining fun for others huh
The new warbond is so peak
I mean it can easily be argued that you are trying to ruin it for those who don't want it.
donβt engage
ever heard about neighborhood war?
I have not no.
dam only 3 people wtf
Iβve literally never heard of people watching mud wrestling </3
1984
This is l-
Mud wrestling is a thing?
nvm its wrong place
I have only ever seen it in movies.
Lee Everette did it at the St. Johnβs dairy Β―_(γ)_/Β―
I mean at least use the sticker.
Sticker?
George orewill
I just looked it up... I know why people watch it, it's obvious.
Incredible sportsmanship.
Although I could be wrong, like aparently straight people enjoy wwe which doesn't make sense to me.
itβs the same reason people watch certain animes
but they will swear itβs for the plot
LMAO the first auto result is mud wrestling women
I donβt like anime in general </3
I tried dragon ball, but never got through itt
-# gonna regret asking this I can feel it in my bones.
How does sexual preference come into play in whether or not you like Wrestling?
Because theyre basically wrestling in swimsuits
My younger brother and my dad were watching wwe and one of the wrestlers gets this guy against the corner of the ring and then thrusts his crotch into his face like three times, I'm rolling about laughing after tnat.
I always Recommend Samuari Champloo to people who are not into anime. It's a good series.
Almost naked men rolling about, some of the moves are really questionable too.
Nah that video is pretty old.
I feel like that's robin swords, like just from the way he stands.
Can you drop some Willie lore
Maybe.
It predates the server.
Not even, panties most of the time.

Only the fat ones wear the swimsuits
The game ofc had a working demo prior to this server, no?
I ate like 3 lunches today
Haven't been genuinely full in a while
Gonna take the wildest nap β€οΈ
Yes but why would they make a HS gif before the server existed?
super valid
Putting armour on and swinging a sword about didn't exist until halfsword.
We know π
Forgot garrys mod
That didn't exist until half sword
i can send you picture of blood and gore in neighborhood war sinse i cant find the game mode
Your name is spelt wrong
It is and will always be Wobba and not gooba πππ
Fixed it for you.
Gobba
here first one
We are for real
Gonna slime this server out π₯
Allot better then I was expecting.
When you buy sainsbury ketchup.
https://youtu.be/-aSdFrPnlRg?si=Y9oFtKlg_WpsRHba
this is the best video ever made
Watch this video before visiting the European Middle Ages.
SUGGESTED READING
β’ Steven A. Epstein, An Economic and Social History of Later Medieval Europe, 1000β1500 (Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 2009).
β’ Urban Tignor Holmes, Jr., Daily Living in the Twelfth Century (Madison: University of Wisconsin Press, 1952).
β’ Ian Mortime...
turns out the remake (the game im talking about) was removed and they returned back the og game but with blood downgrade so if you want check out the og its called same
Y'know I'm kinda wondering what a post Internet society's gonna look like
Amazing.
How so
interesting. Still have never played Roblox. Always curious what they allow uploaded.
First year is gonna be deadly.
Internet amplifies stupidity.
he hasn't seen tribunate's video on tiberius gracchus
well roblox trying to moderate blood and gore so not all games have it idk how nwr had such stuff for long time
Very
Social interaction in general has plummeted since the Internet.
After a decade of normalization and a generation accustomed to the new world it will be rather nice.
For the most part yeah. It also lead to a lot of valuable progress in science.
But for the average user, it is a net loss, methinks. I like talking to people online but pretty soon I'll have to stop, cuz I won't be able to tell who is real and who is a bad actor
The Internet won't immediately die out, it will decay, it has already started to.
I think this whole internet thing is a fad. I mean.. sony walkman, anyone? hello??
Ye
What progress in science?
Science has hardly progressed at all in like two decades.
Nothing ever happens.
Yall need to read more research papers.
I'm well informed on science, most research papers are filler.
really bad probably
Uhm... Cloud sharing comes to mind immediately. You have global advances in medical science due to the influx of machines being able to fold proteins
itβs already so bad
Hmmmmm as opposed to papers 200 years ago that pushed such groundbreaking ideas as Race Science
Our understanding of Quantum mechanics and particle physics had mostly been theoretical until the last two decades.
Like I'm certain theres better answers, I just haven't really researched it lol. This was a shower thought
Wha
Cloud sharing lol, that's not a scientific advancement, that's just storing data on someone else's computer...
unfold, but i still agree
bro is trolling now
Lmao
It's still almost entirely theoretical.
Technological advancements are directly tied and often dependent on scientific research.
- get example of direct advancement
- "well you havent advanced that far anyway"
Cloud sharing is quite literally just storing data on another system that you can access at all times over the Internet.
yes and it helps with science
D-
I'm reading this right?
Nope, microprocessors getting smaller is what helps that. No major breakthroughs have happened recently.
My sunflower seed eating skills are improving
Correct and it had been for almost 100 years until we made the scientific and technological advancements necessary to design tools capable of making observation that makes confirmable rather then a theory.
please explain to me how scientists being able to share data does not help with using data
i couldnt find more pics sadly if happends i dig some out ill send
its sad that remake is removed it was very good
wata heeeeeeellllll
We can observe subatomic particles and certain aspects of them, but we still don't know what they are beyond theories.
And alot of aspects of particles such as spin aren't fully understood
Theyβre little things that do stuff
Ez
Correct. That does not negate the fact that knowing they exist beyond theory is a scientific advancement.
A huge one at thst
Most values given to subatomic particles are understood to exist but aren't understood beyond vague analogy
youre describing what is known now instead of rate of advancement so this literally has no bearing on your prompt anyway
I cannot believe you're ego checking our progress in quantum science like this that's fucking ludicrous
bruh wtf did I come back to
an intelligent dispute between very handsome men
The worse version of the great mace debate </3
I had a shower thought and now we're debating if the Internet has helped with scientific progress
Most of what we know about particles was understood by Einstein.
Pseudointellectual ragebait.
also lets not ignore the fact that the internet makes science more accessible and has probably resulted in more people choosing to pursue science
I mean it probably has Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Iunno
Theoretically, and now proven. Einstein theorized it then science advanced proving it.
Science? More like lieence
Iβm going to inject you with vaccines (bomb planting device)
I like proving boomers at work wrong by using the internet. Multiple times I've been arguing with a older coworker for like thirty mins then im like "wait we can just google this shit"
lieence? more like my rat army is building and will take over the server imminently
So true Steven, so true
I guess to reengage the prompt, what would society look like after people stop using the Internet the way they currently are
I've been studying quantum mechanics for a while now and I understand it remarkably well, things have not changed all that much recently.
I wouldn't be super confident in that approach though. Surface level search results are not reliable and have only gotten worse with AI tools.
A post Internet society if u will
Society truly does post on the internetβ¦ this is wiseβ¦
Oh yeah for sure, I have not had to pull out the google after they added the ai shit tho
That statement just changed my life
not yet atleast'
omg theory, half sword is set in the 1480s, 1480 years after the fall of the internet and we were all driven back to the iron age
'People used to communicate telepathically using magical black stones'
Very apocalyptic lol
a society that theoretically one could live in? perhaps multiple people indicating the sense that even WE live in a society?
I will say it always amazes me when I meet boomers GenX that don't comprehend that the internet makes lying much more difficult.
not only has it honed the art of objectivity, it has vastly expanded the art of subjectivity
I have spent an absurd amount of hours thinking about the downfall of modern civilization.
My venmo is in my bio, thank you.
As have I. It does not help with the depression lol
I would argue Subjectivity is more delusion then art lol.
can i give you evil dollars? (they're evil which means you have to pay me)
Yes! Wake up sheeple!
But I like my money :(
but what if they were EVIL?
Counterpoint, social media makes lying on the Internet very easy
It helps me with mine, I find comfort in the realization that I have no control on the events around me at large. I am a minor part of a greater landscape of reality.
The problem here is that you don't know what I know, you don't know how old these advancements actually are. Most people think ai is a new thing.
You're doing much better than I cuz I just see it as reasons to give up.
Growth is gradual
yes/no the compulsion to but it is still easier these days to expose a liar.
i mean im ashamed to say that at least one human being has believed this quote
there has to be at least one that believed it for even a minute
now I know that if I see any quote from shakespeare its always fake
thanks internet
if you see any work from shakespeare its also fake
shakespeare isnt real
like unicorns or canada
Noo :( schoolβs already giving me evil money :(
puss in boots reference?
perhaps
okay fine im wiring 7 million dollars to you now
I have had many Philosophical, spiritual, and religious epiphany over the years.
Growth is gradual. One my favorite lyrics ' As life gets longer awful feels softer, and it feel pretty soft to me'.
that is a good quote
i think we're at a better point now than ever before
but I still get frustrated by people a lot
Iβm setting up a timer thing to stay streaming as long as i can. If people follow or subscribe the timer will go up. I want to have different goals for certain amounts of subs/follows and such.
Does anyone have suggestions? One example i have is like playing an original on piano if i hit 10 subs or something.
or 1000 followers to draw hair on my bald egg head
the more i look the more i want to spoon my eyes out
Hooay!
Social development is quite possibly the worst it's ever been.
pulled out the sword from my leg
Completly agree. Life is so comfortable that my greatest battle is hypothesis the downfall of civilization hahahaha.
The penicillin update was huge
"you deny your pancreas its purpose"
racism at an all time low, globalization at an all time high, gender equality at an all time high, science more developed than ever, more religious freedom than ever
In any time period there have been people living it good and people living it horribly.
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
Some folks are ODD.
I believe that nearly everyone in the roman empire had it far worse than even the most impoverished wage slave working at mcdonalds today
I think i have dyslexia. I read oppositional as operation and was think what kind of operation you were planning
lmao
were not living in the worst time or the best time, were just living in time, recency bias is real, which is why we made the stupid decision of naming stuff 50 years ago the "modern era" so now we are past modernity??? it makes no sense but its because humans as a species are self centered at their core
I disagree, life would have been different, not necessarily in a bad way.
there will be better times and there will be worse times
People always think they're better off than the past
The fucking victorians thought they were basically peak humanity.
"no your an egotistical narcissistic species"
i think being at constant risk of starving to death and being enslaved by rogue generals or invading germans is definitely worse than going to mcdonalds for 40 hrs a week and coming home to play half sword
Risk of starvation and enslavement is a reality in some place today though. Just saying.
Most people were not under constant threat all the time throughout history, there were good times and bad times, there always will be.
We live in better times because Iβm here and thats awesome
is racism really that low? feels like everyone around me is coming out of the woodwork to declare how much they hate people who dont look like them
yeah but it used to be everywhere. Even in the city of rome itself most freedmen were straight up unemployed and dependent on handouts for subsistence and lived in areas with huge fire risk. Nowadays people in the core of the civilized world dont really have to worry about that anymore
perhaps that is just me being pessimistic
You could be living In a fairly nice country and suddenly you're in one of the most horrific historical events ever.
Its different when it happens like every 30 years bro
boosts u up
Its better now than before because iβm way happier than I was in 1356
poop12
Back in the day they didnt really have a concept of race but they still had the same stigma against foreigners. Its definitely better now. Of course I think it got to its worst in the 1800s
im being deadass my character just did this stance wth LOL
Hello chat
It's less common now because when it does happen, way more people die. Weaponry is more horrific now than it has ever been.
Willie and Willette ca. 1447
Heroo.
How is
ironcially that was the same time people started taking unionization seriously. feels like were moving backwards in time as of late
Its less common now because increased material prosperity has increased the profits to be gained from maintaining peace. War is simply not worth it anymore in most cases. Compare that to antiquity or the middle ages when value was predominately stored in the form of land and manpower, its very easy and worthwhile to take it by force. Cant really do that anymore.
Rwanda massacre in the 90s, something like 800,000 people dead in a matter of about three months, some killed by their own spouses, mostly with machetes...
you shouldve seen the other guy!
Place where material propserity didnt match up to best modern circumstances as I described above
definitely abnormal
thats why were talking about it
It's not your chete it's machete
Damn my joke sucks it killed the chat
π
Yes... You and I are the people living it good, you think of people living it bad right now and you think of homeless people in a nice country, no, the people living it bad right now are in Libya or some other wartorn hell hole.
Nah it was good I was just in another window.
The children mining the lithium for your iPhone
here another game tho called redbox2 wil try to get more pics
True, I live in a shitty 3rd world country but I'm in way better circumstances than others
But what im saying is that everywhere back in the day was a war torn hellhole. Nowadays there are many places which are not war torn hellholes.
So net good has increased in the world
therefore its better.
War isn't as common now but the prospect of war is more terrifying now than it has ever been, biological weapons for example.

yes but thats a potential and isnt reflecting the average reality of life nowadays
You're looking at history with a weird lense. Most people weren't in war torn places unless they were near some warfront or something.
I doubt the roman empire was war everywhere 24/7
Back then it was extremely common for civil wars and foreign invasions to take place every few decades. Also they did not really have the opportunity to leave as refugees. Also constant food insecurity. Also constant disease susceptibility. Also poor enforcement of law. Also very poor. Also very uneducated. See what im saying?
Also war these days is far far more collateral than ever before.
me
Yes its more collateral because back then they simply killed the civilians on purpose.
that was like a part of the economy basically
to take slaves
Also war isn't like a 2 days thing it's like a few years thing with the only actual battles happening rarely depending on the war
usually how premodern war goes is that they stand around for 5 months and then 40,000 people die in 2 days
Or at least what I can think of
Really depends who and when you're talking about.
(not counting constant pillaging of rural communities)
Oh true
Ofc different areas have different areas of vulnerability but on average every society 1000 and 2000 years ago was embroiled in far more conflict at a much higher rate
also worse standard quality of life during peacetime
so I dont really see how things arent better now
Throughout much of history invading forces marched through the land and as long as you weren't on the path you'd probably be fine.
Sub-saharan africa is currently at the development level that the entire world was at about 1500 years ago so.. yeah
everyone recognizes that as a shithole. Its a window into the past
Look at nigeria
its literally better than how most romans would have lived.
Africa unironically has warlords.
yes and now imagine if the entire world was as developed as africa
that was 1500 years ago
now is definitely better
do you have ibuprofen?
i got a headache
SHe was pretty wrong imo
I don't think it's gonna cure that headache buddy
cough
Utterly incorrect
Iβm setting up a timer thing to stay streaming as long as i can. If people follow or subscribe the timer will go up. I want to have different goals for certain amounts of subs/follows and such.
Does anyone have suggestions? One example i have is like playing an original on piano if i hit 10 subs or something.
Or 1000 followers to draw hair on my bald ass head
Slavery was at an all time low during the middle ages, but that was likely due to economic reasons. But still.
i broke my hand
RED SUN
true
How much to shave your beard?
Venice did trade slaves but they rarely took them and most european societies had almost no slavery whatsoever or even none at all
what if it was a grand
No
atp soldat when hank:
Not for a million
respectable
Ah I see.
ummm okay
Is she a tweaker or is that a typo?
all I know is that this is probably not an appropriate topic for this chat 
dw love u just don't want chat spiralling
It's not just about development, it's about fighting for resources to try and keep up with a modern economy. There's literally militias in Africa of cannibal child soldiers with kalashnikovs.
its history isnt that allowed
politics
religion and the topic of slavery... Hmmm... Let me think
no
the lower the development the higher rate of conflict to compete for limited resources. pretty much a basic rule of life
It has been rather civil I will say but indeed it has drifted into dangerous territory.
When things get mixed with politics religion or philosophy they end up with some kind of argument that is hard to stop
I usually like to nip the bud before it spirals since we have seen it so many times haha
100% We been at it for an hour so no worries.
zoo wee mama
is that
Please donβt nip my buds, they arenβt yours, thatβs stealing
In the future it's very incredibly possible that our current period of "prosperity" is just another short lived period of which there were many in history, only 80 or so years ago we had the single bloodiest war in the history of mankind ever.
HA
HAHA...
heh...
whichever had the big axes
ahh..
norman methinks
Thank you
"would you rather be the winning side or the loosing side?"
I have an uncle named Norman
As a norman reenactor I must say norman of course, not just because they smashed the anglo saxons
Saxon.
best part? Our last name starts with a D so he has official records as "Norman D" 
im pretty sure they basically wore the same thing
Kinda but mainly tactics like cavalry charges.
you'd have sworn his parents did it on purpose
ODD
Heritage.
i was in a vc w/ my friend and said "oh he just slit my wrists" (bro did much worse)
The guy from tf2β¦
Normand
I once knew a girl named heaven and her last name was lee
he lives in Alberta now and is a trucker
lmao
Was she actually heavenly
There is nothing better than a large sunflower seed
She was real nice yeah
thats actually epic
My game was at unlimited fps in The settings, i changed it and now i cant go back is there a way to go back?
is half sword really laggy recently for others?
W
One of my step relatives names is Dick, last name pronounced "sumdrop." Lmao
yes, steppe nomads
Dickinson is a surname that exists.
Delete Settings.sav
C:\Users<username>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames
Yeah dudes from Asia who are so strong and like very brutal
yea but they all migrated from the steppe into europe and then fanned out, like thats where Hungarians came from (magyars)
Actually he's gotta be almost 100 my goodness, I haven't seen him in years and he was in his late 80s last I did
Iβm italian and german :)
What a champ
K thx
Biologically speaking
All I know about my origins is that my grandma is from upper Egypt
south tyrol moment
epic as well
I grew up with a Kid named Brain James Cummings. Same spelling. He went by BJ. He made scout camp an experience.
Tylenol
BJ LMAO
actually come to think of it I know a BJ too

Bj cummings
Shame his surname wasn't blazkowicz
That's like, amazing tho
Yes it is
you gotta think the parents did it on purpose man
Kids would probably say his name in school and use it as an excuse to not get punished
-# || I searched up the WRONG fucking think to find this the first time
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Literally me.
Fr fr
Nah we knew eachother from church and we are not Jewish.
I read you message wrong.
like an image of a cat?
Old family name. Why nickname him BJ though?
Nuh uh
Goddammit my peak meme got censored
Yes you can post irl pictures just donβt dox yourself or post stupid stuff
Or show us your genitals.
you cant prove it
Donβt give him any ideas!!
It looks hungry.
yes I beleive its fine
These days they get this idea early.
That's fine.
Common sense brother man
big hole
NSFW, other stupid stuff
Damn
but i wanted to show my osha violations
Me n yer mum
You know, the fact youβre asking so intently is suspicious to me 

Just post your stuff!
You cannot post anything about GWAR
trying to find the line in the sand so everyone can dance on top of it

gwar?
I said No
do i wanna look that up
do not gwar
goblins with attitude: remastered?
Goblin don't fear the reaper.
I want oblivion remaster
It's on game pass
Never happening mate.
hi people

yknow i was about to ask why
How much is game pass
Like 16 Canadian a month so like prolly 10 bucks
Ok.
tbh the games you get are pretty good

There's sea of thieves too! You should play it w/ me
U can play peak (yakuza) on gamepass
Will I lose it one day
Got vampirism in oblivion and haven't been arsed playing since.
If u stop paying gamepass u can't play games no more
I already have sea of thieves actually. Iβd be down to play in a group for sure
Yes but generally the popular ones stay. Bethesda was recently purchased by Microsoft last year, so their games have been coming out on game-pass a bunch
Man I wish that game was fun
They have updated it a lot lately!
It better to just buy the game then go thru game pass
the story based quests are pretty neat ngl
They just add cosmetic shit though
My only gripe with it is that it feels like thereβs no real point in anything you do. Like no real end goal
Itβs fun, but why am I doing it
Idk
I wish I had a PC that actually runs modern to semi modern games
There's literally no point, the only thing you can get is Cosmetics and you can get far better cosmetics by shilling out money.
I'm pirate legend in sea of thrives and it means fuckall.
depends on what kinda gamer you are tbh if you like to replay games a bunch, you may as well buy the game. With game pass, you can try out games and often get discounts on them thru game pass
They shouldβve just gone with an actual RPG kinda system with gear
there are new weapons tho...
pog
Just roleplay as blackbeard
Oh? Do tell.
u guys think i can pujll it off?
you could use this arguement for no mans sky. to me, the exploration and... well, the traveling is a huge point to playing games like that. the journey beats out the destination
Throwing knives that have two melee attacks, a blowpipe that has different types of ammo like explosive, poison, etc.
Grappling hook
Yes
I forget the other one
no your willie is going to fall over for no reason and your going to die
Ye I've had the game pass before tbh its nice for trying games if you don't care to own them or know you ain't gonna play it for more than a few months
The blowpipe is really fun tbh lmao
Literally blackflag 2
It seems cool
Okay I might reinstall, I stopped playing about when they made it so you can buy ships and name them.
fr
its worth a shot! There's a lot more challenging content and things to explore
The new forts are pretty cool
So much ocean in that game so little time
Ohh I think they added a new Megalodon too?
Used to be friends with the guy who did the game mechanics for the ships in sea of thieves.
Like the rigging and whatnot
how us players feel after calling willie lazy when he has ts:
That's pretty neat
Half sword pirate battles hmmmm
Watching Willie get shot by cannon from another Willie
Am I the only one who had the pirates of the Caribbean theme playing while playing sea of thieves?
Willie duel wielding cutlasses
I sung sum shanties
I think sea of thieves became boring for me because everyone I knew was shit at the game so I was basically doing the ship solo
You gotta FEEL the pirate to BE the pirate yknow what I mean
im a prite in real life
WHAT

woman willie??
@whole edge sybau
propaganda
im on call w him and I wanna be mean
I used to memorise the start of some blckflag sea shanties but I forgor
okay valid ig
fallout guys
No piracy talk
just don't be too mean
sad yargh..
I'm guybrush threepwood, and I'm a pirate.
Banned banned banned, all of you banned.
sounds like the Key and Peele university football skit π
Wow imagine not knowing monkey island.
"the names Davon construction sound Lewis"
Please die at the earliest convenience
you and me both brother

bro what
Maybe you don't know the lore.
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I like key and peele
classic
I like the one where the guy at the end goes "oooh I get it, I'm an asshole"
I hope you win the lottery πͺ¨
Shut up rali I'm going to pirate your wool
I will download ur wool on my PC
Muhuhahaha
And roast them on a campfire
It should be a sheep with purple hair and glasses
Sounds like a weird fucking sheep.
so how do you actually beat this guy
Aim for head mainly
Hope you get lucky

The guy with the shield and mace is easy
π
Just cut him head smooove off with a big sword.
I shouldn't have said anything
@dim lion what you ping me for?
roblox is a strange ecosystem
yeah i know
Arguing with people In roblox game chat?
its like 4chan, but more children
bro my
100% guarantee it is nothing like 4chan
character cant get up for shit
True lom
and this guy keeps bashing me
id have added more child predators but thats also kinda 4chans thing
basically this dude was calling everyone hackers who stunned him as survivor while calling himself the "best player" and its all while playing jason as killer (jason is abused cus of his broken hitbox)
he always died first while being survivor
two lucky hits with 1 arm
Child predators moderate and play Roblox vs child predators use 4chan
Pot and kettle difference
its not the SAME as 4chan yeah, thats kinda obvious, but the communities you see develop there are unique compared to the rest of the world yknow
Iβve a gun
you a sheep
you cant even hold a gun
what if the sheep had hands
good point...
Lego
King
does anyone know how to increase willie proportions with trainer mod
i want to be big
did you guys saw hank?
i didn't see you get on
Tigerdrop negates all damage.
Iβve never really gotten the appeal of roblox to people around the same age as me or older, but Iβm also not going to bash on people if they do enjoy it. Just curious because it seems like things deemed to be good games on there are few and far between
the best way to play roblox is to play abysmal dogshit and get funny value from it
milestone 4
roblox games are either sad dogshit or funny dogshit
and id rather pick the funny dogshit
Idk, roblox just never enticed me
for good reason, it sucks ass
Lmao
I know people who would throw a fit at you for saying that itβs bad 
Personally I just have no stake in it
π
i only play niche games like napoleonic wars and some stuff with friends







