general-catfish-🐱🐟

[merry wyvern]

Honestly I might revive the demo level at some point after my modeling skill increase

[cosmic rain]

laramy ❤️

[cobalt shoal]

Laramy

[edgy bear]

sup guys

wpm master in the chat get hype

[cobalt shoal]

k

[edgy bear]

how many wpm you got bro

[cosmic rain]

shut

[edgy bear]

dont speak to me like i cant type at 300 wpm

[cosmic rain]

I will

[edgy bear]

bro the wpm peasant talking to the wpm master like he has just as much wpm

[cobalt shoal]

Like, 86?

I dunno

[edgy bear]

good start bro get that wpm up

[cosmic rain]

bro REALLY wants to flex his wpm 😭🙏chat LITERALLY NOBODY CARES

[edgy bear]

wpm bro get it right

maybe you need to hit up monkey type so you can actually get all the correct letters bro

[cosmic rain]

Maybe I need to hit up your mom instead

[edgy bear]

she only fw people who got high wpm

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/licky-lick-gif-6908980475278316302

[edgy bear]

maybe if your fingers were typing as fast as his tongue was going back and forth you would have a high wpm

[cobalt shoal]

nvm I lied

[merry wyvern]

Television hater iq test???

Oh wpm

[cosmic rain]

I ❤️ television hater

[cobalt shoal]

Yes.

[cosmic rain]

I 🖕 poopnoodle

[cobalt shoal]

83 IQ, I'm a fucking genius

[cobalt shoal]

Love u too

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1032880874879987722/1114505584864137276/Screenshot_58.gif

[edgy bear]

lets work on that wpm before you speak on poopnoodle name

[merry wyvern]

Poopnoodle I'm gonna plant a WMD under your seat

[cobalt shoal]

Postal 2 reference

[cosmic rain]

[edgy bear]

How about you plant your fingers on that keyboard and get that WPM up

[merry wyvern]

I'm fixing to plant my fingers across your mom's cheeks

[edgy bear]

bro with this 21 wpm i dont think you have enough dexterity to be that precise bruh

[cobalt shoal]

Haha, 21 wpm

Imagine

[cobalt shoal]

SLOW

[merry wyvern]

That's before warming up

[cobalt shoal]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[violet garden]

You are a deceiver and I am better than all of you.

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801854121757900821/1089606500126826536/1033422672308215890.gif

[violet garden]

I get 100-120 usually so I’m kinda a big deal I suppose

[cobalt shoal]

Slow mf

Please get better

[merry wyvern]

Better to be accurate than super fast

[cobalt shoal]

WRONG

You need to finish fast.

[violet garden]

Be both

[violet garden]

Grindcore listeners own Neanderthal skulls? I gotta get on that shit

[merry wyvern]

Micheal's mom told me the opposite

[haughty flame]

the key is in the LARGE CRANIUM as it’s SMART PERSOJ music

[violet garden]

Large cranium for eating many bananas and holding lots of stupid

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1368496410860982323/caption.gif

[pearl coral]

i do like grindcore

[haughty flame]

none of that hipster bullshit like discordance axis I MEAN REAL MANS GRINDCORE, REPULSION, DEATH TOLL 80K, EXCRUCIATING TERROR

[cobalt shoal]

Boring

[plain scroll]

it gets timed out because 9 times out of 10 its a scam bot

[indigo hare]

i actually only listen to chainsaws and a man growling at full blast

[haughty flame]

discordance axis pig destroyer etc are tuff tho on the low im a hipster

[drowsy finch]

ay kay for tea seven...

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/yondu-smile-gotg-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11278092

Dar half seord

[cobalt shoal]

Haf sord

[plain scroll]

Tea? 🇬🇧

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ball-sadness-gif-7368014668697113918

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ball-sadness-gif-7368014668697113918

[drowsy finch]

baaa

[cobalt shoal]

Buh buh buh buh

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-sigma-gif-5370768165820333230

[plain scroll]

ive started playing manor lords again and ive started stage 1 of my grand sheep plan

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ball-sadness-gif-7368014668697113918

[cinder thunder]

Is this new level cause that would be goated

Freaking awesome dudey

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/air-swim-cat-gif-25752697

[drowsy finch]

Yay!!!

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-the-13th-black-cat-gif-6114123045498871552

[cobalt shoal]

I'm coming.

[cinder thunder]

Eeeeew 🤮🤮🤮☠️☠️

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[autumn laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[cobalt shoal]

Gah

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-cursed-buttery-spread-buter-gif-4675836923206618186

[cinder thunder]

Let us sheathen our swords in honor

[cobalt shoal]

This is so hot

[last whale]

The fuck

[pearl coral]

mood killer when i gotta drink my drink holding my nose

because the weird .. .. the frickin... the sinus part of the drink is nasty

[pearl coral]

i need manor lord guidance

gonna start playing again like friday

[dim lion]

imminent mantic death

https://medal.tv/games/repo/clips/kf3iAymetk2vSae1b?invite=cr-MSw2WVMsMjAxMzQ4MTMy

[plain scroll]

I'm probably not the best to get that guidance from. All my saves end up dying through some ridiculous bug

[plain scroll]

lol

[cobalt shoal]

This is truly a laughing out loud moment.

[pearl coral]

i get wiped off the face of the earth by evil bandits

because i cant figure out how to properly arm my pipl

[autumn laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1347389148084043846/R.E.P.O._2025-03-06_20-32-39_-_Trim_-_Trim.mp4?ex=681d626e&is=681c10ee&hm=9f232adf7c7a8f8625c7052166298958fd500ef23e2a46abf1379996f109d227&

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-linus-tech-tips-sit-down-and-read-spreading-fire-this-is-fine-gif-16131886

[spark quartz]

I'll be taking this thank you

[last whale]

OMG SILLY HEAD HI

[spark quartz]

OMG SHIZZY HI

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/elder-scrolls-stop-you-violated-the-law-gif-21698958

[spark quartz]

I cast paralysis

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/resistbot-resist-gif-19402176

[indigo hare]

manor lord more like banner lord

[pearl coral]

What? What do you mean? Wh

CAnt help but smile when i look at the activity tab and catch my bnoy shizton listening to peak..

[last whale]

[dim lion]

fellas i need a screenshot of willie that accurately describes a TMJ headache

who can hook me up

[pearl coral]

what is bro on about

[zenith dirge]

what kinda headache is "parental"

[pearl coral]

what do you think

[last whale]

This is not English

Some kind of alien language

[zenith dirge]

a cool scuba hood

thats the parental one

[dim lion]

ig its a type of migraine that usually happens commonly in family scenarios that can cause a lot of tension in families

hence the name

[zenith dirge]

oh ok

[cobalt shoal]

Gang shit

https://tenor.com/view/gang-shit-roaches-roaches-shooting-ak47-gif-18655486

[dim lion]

"parental migraines impact children and particularily child-parent relationships"

so im assuming its classified as such because of stress in parents and such

[drowsy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1327033462993059910/1368019215570964480/e86e42b48da34c92be743bfefdcd2edd.gif?width=750&height=880

[merry wyvern]

Relatable

[cobalt shoal]

Literally me vro

[last whale]

Stinky Kraut hi

[cobalt shoal]

Opps n shit

[merry wyvern]

Shitzon

Hello

[dim lion]

progress

[cobalt shoal]

Snus????

Holy based

[pearl coral]

former english

[last whale]

No, it's not

[dim lion]

there are no snus here

[cobalt shoal]

Sad

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/майнкрафт-смешно-битва-стив-драка-gif-2815022478195356104

[dreamy crystal]

Who up fibbering they gibbet rn

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/spongey-boy-is-a-true-gangsta-gif-6755506922971002547

I forgor about the departure of the creature

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mysterious-aura-cat-gif-9492671884636944851

[true mauve]

Should I make popcorn

[dreamy crystal]

Only if you make some for me

[dim lion]

Is it microwave popcorn

[true mauve]

yes

[dim lion]

we detest microwave popcorn in halfsword server

this is a jiffypop household

[true mauve]

I used to have a popcorn maker

Didn’t take it with me when I moved states ):

[dim lion]

[cobalt shoal]

Small Willie

[merry wyvern]

How the fuck did you get up therte

[cobalt shoal]

The gods

[uneven carbon]

just got an idea for low tier willie weapons. a maul, them big wooden 2 handed mallets

[red aurora]

i finally beat the crete

https://tenor.com/view/excited-huzzah-vldl-ben-excited-vldl-fireheart-excited-vldl-excited-gif-13950581331730447682

[runic star]

real

[dry basin]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-punch-invincible-mark-grayson-invincible-die-die-conquest-invincible-fight-gif-3463531006995383556

[red aurora]

he would just immediately knock me down and chop my head every time

[gloomy urchin]

chat my pc randomly turned off and on again while i was playing am i crooked

[red aurora]

finally got a chance where he didnt knock me down so i stabbed him 10 times in the leg\

[cobalt shoal]

Yes, you're crooked

[pearl coral]

hi

[cobalt shoal]

Haiiii >_< blushes cutely

[gloomy urchin]

haiii

[gloomy urchin]

kills you

[cobalt shoal]

dies

cutely

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/perfectheart-death-omori-gif-21829303

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/slaysol-sad-depressed-wolf-gif-26432334

[true mauve]

[cobalt shoal]

The all black shadow figure is trying to speak to me again

This is not very good

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-to-sad-face-silly-sad-mood-switch-computer-gif-1609533414975318099

[stable basin]

what

[cobalt shoal]

Yes.

[stable basin]

i bet i could do that

hey!

[hollow gale]

anyone with skill could

[stable basin]

i was READING THAT

[hollow gale]

sorry i posted it in the halfsword one

[stable basin]

GOSH!!!!!1

[hollow gale]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

there we go

Just making sure everyone knows who the doubters are ;)

[stable basin]

probably yeah, it doesnt seem that difficult

[hollow gale]

Im excited to get it done :)

It will be done this weekend :D

[stable basin]

now if you were to say

• THE SELF HATRED CHALLENGE

• Beggar Only

• Defeat the gauntlet 17 times

• NO DEATHS

• NO KNOCKOUTS

• NO LOSSES

• KILL ALL ENEMIES

id be a bit more hesitant

[hollow gale]

right? my initial goal was 1000 but after 2 attempts i was like "lets be realistic"

[stable basin]

LOL- thats usually how it goes when setting up those kind of challenges, overestimation

[hollow gale]

highscore of 32, most people couldnt get 10

[stable basin]

ill try it tommorrow

[merry wyvern]

Try the Kraut Challenge

Have your foot severed and your arm rendered lame. Now fight everyone.

[hollow gale]

this is how my parents got to and from school

[merry wyvern]

Can confirm, just went back in time and saw that

[hollow gale]

oh did you see peepaw!?

[merry wyvern]

I did. He was fighting a t-rex

[hollow gale]

D: sour did you go anywhere else before you went to see my parents

[merry wyvern]

I see where your gorilla killing genes come from

[stable basin]

lucky. uncle rock was getting mauled by a sabertooth

[hollow gale]

omg unc rock

runc

[merry wyvern]

Yeah some guy said "1 Plasmadick's Grandpa or 100 T-Rexes".

1 grandpa won

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[merry wyvern]

Hence why I believe if me and Absolutely Plasmadic teamed up, every gorilla on earth will be dead in a week

[stable basin]

wow

[hollow gale]

wait dude so i just went back and saw YOUR parents....
you wont believe this...

sour gam gam was literally gunning down thousands of undead

but heres the thing, she was using a rubber band gun that she made herself

[merry wyvern]

Oh thank God, I thought you were gonna say my dad is my mother's brother

[hollow gale]

YEAH no not that

[merry wyvern]

Watching the gta 6 trailer

GGGGGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT

[hollow gale]

this meme is so good, but now anytime i watch any cop videos i see this meme in my head

[stable basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146538723673129042/1337268778899341362/ssstwitter.com_1738819943971_1.gif

[stable basin]

LOL

[merry wyvern]

Why did they make Lucia's gyaaaaaaaaat jiggle so much, what is this, Zenless Zone Zero?

[stable basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133950552259170336/1351149049763467358/what.gif

yknow maybe i did need a break from the internet

[hollow gale]

i know what scene youre talking about, i did a frame by frame there to make sure it was actually physics

great scene

[stable basin]

a WHAT 😭🙏

[hollow gale]

oh you know, i paused and used < and > to go frame by frame

[stable basin]

alright a frame by frame analysis is wild

lollllllll

[hollow gale]

i stand by it

every guy watching that trailer ^

[merry wyvern]

Same

It's too realistic like you don't notice it unless you're looking at it

Dude I can't wait a year for GTA 6

[cobalt shoal]

I don't think this is good

[merry wyvern]

I can't do it someone get me hired at rockstar

[merry wyvern]

Bro is NOT David Goggins

[tough lantern]

Rate my laziness guys

[merry wyvern]

10

[cobalt shoal]

What if GTA 6 was just a social experiment, and there is no real game

Everything was fake

[tough lantern]

Real

[cobalt shoal]

And we all fell for it

[merry wyvern]

I can't say that in this server

[cobalt shoal]

Yo hollup lemme cook

[cobalt shoal]

Mid mid mid

[tough lantern]

How dare you...Encounter Z is peak fiction

[cobalt shoal]

Mid mid mid

[hollow gale]

a gorilla is only 10 times stronger than a man

so like this whole 100 v 1 thing is so crazy

[dim lion]

bros got bars

[hollow gale]

alright i get to take work off tomorrow my boss is a g

im going to prove the haters wrong tomorrow

you'll see, you'll ALL see... probably

[dusk stag]

lowkey

[dim silo]

hi

[scarlet hawk]

this is excellent news

[tough lantern]

Alternate Gabriel has bars, he always has

[dim lion]

never let them know your next move 🗣️

-# BRO WHAT! 😂

[ivory fjord]

Is it nap time yet

[hollow gale]

right now yeah

i just got the sleepy time generator on

https://tenor.com/view/generator-old-republic-star-wars-gif-11373404

goodnight love yall dont say it back cause it got weird last time

[whole bolt]

what if at the end of the ROBLOX movie everyone starts dancing and then 1x1x1x1 says "ugh these idiots/..." then he starts tapping his feet and then goes into uncontrollable dancing then he says "wiuh??!" then shedletsky goes "now your feeling it 1x!" and starts dancing with 1x1x1x1 and then builderman and DOOMBRINGER comes out of no where and says "well DOOMBRINGER... i guess this truly was, a ROBLOX.." and then erik cassel comes back from the dead and starts dancing with the rest of the gang then brighteyes comes out from the bushes and drags shedletsky back to a small cottage out in the forest saying "your porridge is ready, telamon" and then shedletsky says "wait nooo i wanna dance with my BROS!!" but hes already back at his cottage eating porridge then back at the dance party THE LAST GUEST shows up with matt and they start break dancing like a gay couple while molly and guests wife watches (i forgot their name) then NOLI shows up and starts talking in gibberish to stickmasterluke while he eats and apple then he lets go of a ballon and the screen zooms into it and when it goes black it says "ROBLOX: THE MOVIE" the end

[ivory fjord]

im starting to get too old for these memes

some shit more than others

i look forward to the days i wake up at 6am every sunday to go to the local dennys with my 3 friends who are all in their late 50s

and we just talk about old people things, like comic books, and fishing, and science stuff

whilst eating grand slam

[frank marsh]

Catfish is alright

[errant minnow]

those who didn't watch the gta6 trailer:

https://tenor.com/view/metamophosil-wet-water-slippery-blob-gif-20765990

intimidation tactics

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-hospital-meme-shitpost-lewisanderson-gif-10240405937406650828

[sand lotus]

Am I the only one who's not too hyped about GTA 6? Still looking forward to it though, it is Rockstar afterall

[errant minnow]

depends on what platform you game the most

[hollow gale]

it lost it’s hype, took too long. super sadge

[frank marsh]

Not the only one, but then I'm jaded on GTA.

The story's going to suck.

[restive trench]

guys

i have made a guide for restarting gauntlet progress

behold, my* finest work of art

• *all fonts used actually belong to the HS team

[stone spade]

watching Guardians of the Galaxy for like the millionth time I love these movies James Gunn my beloved

[astral ether]

is this a good thing or a bad thing

[errant minnow]

context of the whole thing is missing but that's whatever

[clear pilot]

Wow

[drifting lynx]

Anyone else ever create a concept for something fantasy in your head, come up with so many different traits, look it up and it's already a thing you never saw before?

[stone patrol]

god damn

[errant minnow]

those who rz cz sz

[drifting lynx]

Think you got him

[timber minnow]

this game is so good for no reason

what would be better

AAA game worked on by 300+ devs

random indie sword game

[ivory fjord]

triple AAA game companies are basically tech bro companies now. too much nonsense to get much good out of em

you got diamonds in the rough like helldivers n baldurs gate but most of them put out "fine" releases at best these days

[hoary pendant]

Hey guys, can someone explain r and s nomenclature, more specifically the cip rules because I don’t understand why in prolin the N is prioritized over the O

[spice token]

Gemmy ‘Jak cursor

[gloomy urchin]

gosh kenshi is fun

even as a person that savescums

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/he-was-forced-to-eat-gif-21816271

[true mauve]

Me too

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

i cant say it

[true mauve]

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homelander-the-boys-yummers-about-me-yummers-meme-gif-17522500679864447393

[astral ether]

based kenshi enjoyer

[supple oxide]

is there no more playtest

is it just tech demo now

[gloomy urchin]

harpoons are op asf

[astral ether]

they merged the playtest with the demo

[astral ether]

honestly lmao

the 6 barreled ones are good, but i kinda prefer the two barrels

[gloomy urchin]

i didnt even unlock two yet 😭

ancients are hard to find

[next python]

liberi never did that move

[idle crest]

That's what happens when you get companies that start up because of passion and then the developers eventually get replaced with people fresh out of college or just loose the drive to do something special.

The fire fades.

[gentle copper]

whatever happened to the studio that made overgrowth?

they made 1 banger and disappeared

[austere oasis]

doesnt it restart automatically when you beat it? for me it did

[restive trench]

idk i had multiple people complain about it and ask that

[austere oasis]

huh

mustve been the wind

[thin aspen]

Do damaged limbs always eventually heal?

I am on gentle gore and have a floppy arm

but im so close to beating ultimate challenge

[austere oasis]

i think there is a slow healing feature

[thin aspen]

luckily for me huge ass kite shield

[austere oasis]

i never use shields

but they could be good for just ramming someone to the ground

[thin aspen]

Nobody has had a single polearm this entire challenge

everybody has been dual wielding or sword and board

[austere oasis]

lucky run

polearms are so annoying

[thin aspen]

DAMN GOT KNOCKED OUT

[thin aspen]

but so useful!

i like one glaive mid run to breeze past everything pre arm armor

[austere oasis]

whats the one thats a stick with spikes on one end

[thin aspen]

SPIKE STICK

FUCK SPIKE STICK all my homies hate spike stick

[austere oasis]

thats literally the best one

DUDE IT CAN WIN AGAINST ARMOR

its so good

[thin aspen]

Yeah but you gotta beat it first

holy shit just got spike stick fully undamage with a goddamn pitchfork

[forest falcon]

the story missions are on the level of shrek 2 video game

[gentle copper]

fuck the story I liked the physics

[austere oasis]

usually i wait from them to miss their swing then bum rush them like the hobo i am

[forest falcon]

i mean they were aight

but fun for like an hour or two

[thin aspen]

Why are you a hater

[gentle copper]

^

[thin aspen]

Good for you

[trim copper]

oh you are back

[thin aspen]

this game is hard

[lavish blade]

characters legs keep on havubng a seziure

[lime turtle]

uh for some reason im in full armor but facing peasants

[errant minnow]

that happends when you relog into the game, everytime

[lime turtle]

wait so that means i get to pummel peasants all the time? hell yeah

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083351055074598943/1300348878708670536/SPOILER_togif-19.gif

[sonic cape]

why is it named interestin gas fuck

[subtle rock]

bro back from school at 6am

[pearl coral]

almost fell asleep WHILE taking a piss

[subtle rock]

Fall over and piss everywhere

Is YOUR clock wrong!

bro not even speaking English atp

Yes it is bro

It's everybody's first language

[hollow sundial]

bro i completed gauntlet mode like 5 times atp im getting bored

[subtle rock]

Play smth else

Don't burn yourself out

[hollow sundial]

i am, i just want new things maybe ill do a abys run

[subtle rock]

anything "new" is up to you to be creative and do

Not to get on your nerves specifically

But yes

[stiff peak]

ay, any idea how can i get rid of those annoying crashes after i get out the fcking abyss?

every god damn time it crashes, and you've gotta belive me - my pc isn't that weak

[subtle rock]

prove that last statement

[stiff peak]

can't upload a photo - sorry mate

[subtle rock]

use your words

lmk what's in it

[stiff peak]

pc good

https://tds-images.thedailystar.net/sites/default/files/styles/very_big_201/public/feature/images/potato_pc.jpg

[worldly crow]

https://tenor.com/view/griddy-devious-diabolical-malicious-devil-gif-26915799

[slate summit]

Good morning cuties

[worldly crow]

Hi babe

did you sleep well?

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/air-swim-cat-gif-25752697

[merry canopy]

ultimate challenge, the helmet that dropped knocked me out

[limpid aurora]

I killed a guy and he dropped better armor so I ran at it bc there were still dudes and when i picked it up my old armor spawned above me and knocked me down

[merry canopy]

So many things wrong about this game ngl, lotta potential

[limpid aurora]

When you sent it i thought you meant my message

[idle crest]

If I get an oxy-acetylene gas torch, steel sheets, and hammers etc, what should I make first?

I'm thinking maybe a spangenhelm or pegs for my canvas tent.

[pearl coral]

hi

[pearl coral]

its a tech demo

[jade whale]

I lowk liked the abyss demo

More

Idk I just feel like the old abyss demo weapons felt more lethal

No it just slammed you to the ground

It was unpullable

[hushed roost]

1 arm willie got the baron this is good time

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-shit-roaches-roaches-shooting-ak47-gif-18655486

Salutations chuzz (chat huzz)

[fiery jungle]

Give me one good reason for why I should

[jade whale]

I'm pretty sure it would happen with the rectangle sword

[jade whale]

Bru

[cosmic rain]

Those who Joe 💀

[jade whale]

Shaddap

[merry canopy]

i liked the playtest more, way more control, way more balance

[drowsy finch]

Objectively true !

[merry canopy]

the one hand axe feels like slugging a sledgehammer with one hand, way too heavy, and the heavy axe just feels inaccurate and slow

[drowsy finch]

Spears are so floppy and blegh. The left arm does nothing for aiming or stabilizing

Not to mention how the new stance goes off to the sides rather than actually holds the spear at willie

[merry canopy]

oh yeah i remember being able to thrust, now... forget about it

npc's accuracy with polearms/spears is just unfun due to how OP these weapons are

lil poke u ded

[gloomy crest]

i’m only kidding no one wants you there

[drowsy finch]

Literally all I want is for them to revert the stance to actually point at willie again lol

[fiery jungle]

Fuck off

[jade whale]

Pitchfork is so cheeks to fight 😔

[merry canopy]

honestly i go bare handed for the first 2 rounds, pitchfork is like a cheatcode giving to the npc

[gloomy crest]

hehehe stop swearing

[fiery jungle]

Kiss my asshole

[jade whale]

Bro i suggest you use axe against pitchfork

[hybrid horizon]

Use a cleaver

[merry canopy]

i used to do that in the playtest, use the thrust stance to parry the long weapons and then kick or right click slashes

the thrust with the axe is just inaccurate now, wonky as hell

[lunar stream]

anger issues

[placid vector]

told his ahh stop screamin he ain listen

[jade whale]

Who tf thrusts with an axe

[merry canopy]

i had a lotta fun with it in the playtest ngl, lotta experimenting

[idle crest]

Thrusting with an axe?

[merry canopy]

i used to play 30 minute session, now i can't do 10+

[merry canopy]

quick thrusts to the head, or holding long thrust and move the pitchfork/hoe out of the way to get close and kick or change stance to do close combat slashes

[placid vector]

yall think he aig?

[lime harness]

yaknow conqurors blade is fun

but oh my god having npc armies makes it so annoying

holy shit it's a death sentence if you get pinned because you physically can't get out

[idle crest]

Right but the game is trying to be as realistic as possible within it's limitations, and thrusting with an axe being a viable thing to do in a dual is just not there.

[merry canopy]

at the end, it's a game, i don't care if it's about being realistic or not, it needs balance, if only the long weapons are worth playing and the other weapons are not fun, i'm just not gonna buy it

[jade whale]

I played for 3.5 hours straight just to finish gauntlet mode

[primal palm]

What's an "ahh"?

[jade whale]

Ass

[idle crest]

I think you missed the point a bit, axes aren't thrusting weapons.

[jade whale]

"let not thee hand be heavy upon me"🔥 🗣️

[merry canopy]

here's the fun police everyone, watch out

how dare you use something not the right way

[solemn shore]

dawg im wishing for a multiplayer mode in this game

[idle crest]

My guy, every medieval weapon is a chunk of steel on the end of a stick and you're using the chunk of steel at the end of a stick that's specifically designed to cleave people up and not stab, and complaining that it's bad at stabbing?

[jade whale]

Legit would be so fun, and proximity chat in it aswell

[solemn shore]

ikr like fr dawg this game would blow up

[jade whale]

ppl would be begging for their lives

[solemn shore]

ahhahahahh

[jade whale]

And you wouldn't automatically lose if ur on the ground for too long

[sly crane]

ultimate challenge kinda sucks ngl

[merry canopy]

I've already specified the use of thrusting, it's not to use it as a pitchfork, now if you don't want to understand different ways to use weapons, that's just your loss and shows your lack of creativity, i'm not giving out more of my time, hf

[limpid aurora]

Have you ever played with a light axe on peasant, it cuts willy in half

[jade whale]

I played half sword for 3.5 hours straight to finish the entirety of gauntlet mode with ult challenge

[sly crane]

https://tenor.com/view/imfa1-imfa2-imfa3-imfa4-imfa5-gif-2239847300570099913

[jade whale]

[drowsy finch]

I’m going to thrust with the mace

[jade whale]

Bru

[drowsy finch]

[idle crest]

I understand different ways to use weapons because I use them irl, sorry but thrusting with an axe kinda defeats the entire point of it being an axe.

[drowsy finch]

Why is it not WORKING !!!!!!!!! >:((((((

[idle crest]

Some of them do have spikes at the top

[jade whale]

Are you going to thrust with fists next?

[drowsy finch]

I will avoid that, then! !!

[drowsy finch]

Absolutely, possibly even my legs, too!

[jade whale]

That's called a dropkick

[idle crest]

The average flanged mace would probably stab better than any axe unironically.

[jade whale]

You'll be Kyle crane

[drowsy finch]

I love him but hate the direction they’re going with dying light </3

[idle crest]

Unless we're also talking about poleaxes and stuff of course.

[limpid aurora]

No way dying light reference

[jade whale]

First game is the only good one, 2 is cheeks

[idle crest]

Second dying light game is good but looks shit in comparison to the first game.

[drowsy finch]

Just wait until you see the flail that I use for thrusting

[limpid aurora]

I think many maces had spikes at the end for some sttabin

[jade whale]

How is the leader guy called again, Kareem?

[drowsy finch]

2 pisses me off because of how weird and inconsistent the characterization is

[idle crest]

Rais

[limpid aurora]

The bad one or in the tower

[jade whale]

Ah yes, rice

[idle crest]

Or breckan

[jade whale]

Thee tower

[idle crest]

Television puncher

[jade whale]

[limpid aurora]

So the good guys, kareem was a younger brother of the leader

[drowsy finch]

I like the scene where kyle tells him to shut the fuck up because he’s monologuing again

[limpid aurora]

Or Lena idk

[jade whale]

Bro the red shirt lad

[limpid aurora]

Ik

[idle crest]

You thinking of rahim and jade?

[jade whale]

You're confusing the confusing

[limpid aurora]

I'm so fucking stupid

[jade whale]

Rahim yez

[idle crest]

Karim was the tech guy from the rais tower

[jade whale]

Bro dying light names confuse me

But it's peak 😔 🫘

[idle crest]

Dying light 1 is top notch

[jade whale]

I do not trust gog

Cuz most games on gog are the reason piracy is still pretty darn efficient

[idle crest]

The Mario voice actor also voiced paarthurnax from skyrim.

Biggest revelation of my life.

Also yea the Kyle crane va is in fucking everything

God knows, I don't play Nintendo games.

[hollow sundial]

2200 points on abyyss not bad

[jade whale]

Nintendo are highk pos

[idle crest]

What does that mean

[jade whale]

They copyright strike any fan game

[jade whale]

[cosmic rain]

High-key pieces of shit

[jade whale]

Thx for explaining my bleep bloop brainrot

[idle crest]

I'd be surprised if most companies allowed fan games. Don't they cease and desist mods?

[wispy sleet]

Is this multiplayer
I’m tryna play with my friend

[cosmic rain]

You don't see Minecraft, literally the most sold game of all time, going around sueing fans

[cosmic rain]

Nope, sorry king

[wispy sleet]

Flip

Google lied to me

[idle crest]

Probably because Minecraft was a fan game.

[wispy sleet]

Friggen Google

[cosmic rain]

Nuh uuhhhhhhh

[limpid aurora]

Epic troll

[cosmic rain]

🤭

[wispy sleet]

I’m not trolling

[jade whale]

It isss

[idle crest]

Yep, dwarf fortress was Minecrafts precursor.

[cosmic rain]

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp įs go 💔 ... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pyo 2 js Imk lol onb fr.

[wispy sleet]

Is it gonna be multiplayer??

[cosmic rain]

#faq it's a possibility

[cosmic rain]

WOBBA ❤️❤️❤️

[wispy sleet]

Yay

[cosmic rain]

Shizton can you BELIEVE that someone renamed Wobba to gooba

[hollow sundial]

bro i cannot find armor

[last whale]

Horrible

[jade whale]

Uhh

[hollow sundial]

on abyss

[last whale]

How DARE they

[cosmic rain]

I was talking to them while they did it but I forgot their name 😢😢😢

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[cosmic rain]

It was sam of saturn

[visual canopy]

i didnt know u can go naked in this game (check photography)

[idle crest]

That being said that vintage story game looks so close to minecrsft that I saw people streaming it and thought it was Minecraft, surprised mojang hasnt airstriked that company yet.

[jade whale]

Armor stands next to chests or inside chests?

[last whale]

Stink Of Stinkturn...

[cosmic rain]

We REVOLT against Saturn 🤢🤢

[last whale]

I agree

[cosmic rain]

WOBBA SUPREMACY

[cosmic rain]

he even renamed the emoji from wobbla to gooba

[cosmic rain]

Type shite

[last whale]

This is us fr

[cosmic rain]

❤️

Okay bye chat 👋

[jade whale]

Un-bye you're staying here

[cosmic rain]

False

[jade whale]

True

[limpid aurora]

Tralse

[indigo hare]

Because it was originally a Minecraft mod

[plain scroll]

They don't own the concept of block based survival games as much as Microsoft would like to be believe

[drowsy finch]

The hat !!

[unreal bay]

Meowscles

[drowsy finch]

He saysss meowdy

[dire knoll]

I omnining it, I am onnining so good

man I was expecting to get into the brainrot museum

[idle crest]

If I was a gorilla I'd probably feel really flattered right now.

[dire knoll]

thats what an undercover gorilla would say

[idle crest]

Nah I'm an undercover monkey.

[cinder thunder]

guys I got to ultimate challenge

[dire knoll]

now the hard part begins, have fun

[cinder thunder]

yes I'm having fun turning them into bubblegum

[dire knoll]

the hardest boss is the fatal error by the way

[cinder thunder]

I've only got one

and it didn't crash my game

[dire knoll]

it will

wait a few mins

[cinder thunder]

Isn't it because they over optimized the game

Or like made it super small file size

[idle crest]

You can't over optimise a game

[cinder thunder]

weally

[dire knoll]

he is so real for that

[drowsy finch]

New warbond looks sick, chat :)

[idle crest]

He really should take this up with the department of English language and new words.

[vague jacinth]

will there be a demo update anytime soon or ever?

[cinder thunder]

were still waiting for weapon customization

[unkempt zodiac]

[idle crest]

Rhinos are heavy support unicorns and I don't think anything can convince me otherwise.

[unkempt zodiac]

last time the devs said there'll be no updates until early access release, and then we got the playtest + demo merge in april

[hybrid horizon]

what is the general catfish channel for?

[gloomy urchin]

i think thats a bee

[unkempt zodiac]

anything and everything

[plain scroll]

General catfish's yappings

[dire knoll]

nah that's obviously a orka

[indigo hare]

No, early access is the focus and that releases in October-December

[forest falcon]

spreading misinformation

[rain bluff]

Allways has been

[primal tapir]

also general silliness and boisterousness

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293499816763981895/1339912420302258248/togif.gif

[primal tapir]

And car posting

[dim lion]

I do be considering rewatching Frieren

[stone spade]

I'd fuck this UP rn fr

[autumn laurel]

People eating like their healthcare is free

[errant minnow]

diabetes any % speedrun

[frank hinge]

One bite of this would instantly kill a Victorian era child

[grand bane]

This is why we make fun of US "food"

[frank hinge]

I don't think that qualifies as food

[grand bane]

its "food"

[dim lion]

[gloomy urchin]

this shit has like 2000 calories

god i jsut saw the final

thats like 3.5k

[dim lion]

maybe a little generous

I'd say 5

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[dim lion]

what in the bloody hell is this?!

[hybrid horizon]

ITS RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[safe palm]

I'd go into cardiac arrest.

[dim lion]

but would it be worth it?

[hybrid horizon]

NOPE

[dim lion]

[dim lion]

I can't believe solid Snake is ruining your life

[safe palm]

Personally, I don't like waffles. I think french toast is better.

So no.

Plus imagine how soggy the waffle would be when you finally get to it.

[dim lion]

true..

[safe palm]

They already become soggy 2 minutes off the iron.

[dim lion]

not if you a killer waffle maker

[trim copper]

why is chcicken jhockey automodded now

it isnt brainrot...

maybe it is

[dim lion]

Tell yourself that again and see if you believe it

[peak barn]

Wait brainrot phrases are filtered? Crazy

[errant minnow]

those who automod:

[trim copper]

i already did that and didnt

[safe palm]

I'm better at making french toast. It's really good, but I think it really does need the vanilla extract.

[indigo hare]

Yes.

[safe palm]

Plus you don't need to lug around a massive machine.

[indigo hare]

#🧠rot

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/ja-gif-23934764

[dim lion]

I personally am a good pizzaman

[safe palm]

I don't do well with ovens I've found. I do well with skillets and pots.

Don't trust me to bake ANYTHING.

Flour, that stuff is witchcraft, wth is a roux.

[dim lion]

why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food out hot eat the food?

[hollow sundial]

bro i just died on abyss cause a candle sticks needle stabbed my foot and i instantly died

😭

[stone spade]

it's worth it

[safe palm]

Microwave: Here's your hot plate of cold food, ENJOY!

[errant minnow]

it is NOT...

[stone spade]

make fun all you want I give zero fucks

[stone spade]

your loss brah

[indigo hare]

That’s very roux…d… of you

[stone spade]

worth every calorie

[gloomy urchin]

no

[stone spade]

worth

[safe palm]

soggy waffle.

[stone spade]

I hate you

[grand bane]

Womp womp im over here eating food

[stone spade]

every fucking food gets soggy when you put syrup on it

[west gorge]

ngl id prefer a small cake

[safe palm]

But waffles aren't even good soggy.

[stone spade]

me when I lie

[indigo hare]

Idk where you’re from but now I’m gonna make fun of British food. Don’t you have some beans and toast to eat

[safe palm]

They are meant to have a bit of a crunch.

[stone spade]

as if French toast is any better in that regard

[safe palm]

And they have it! But only if you eat it within 5 minute of it being cooked.

[grand bane]

Sweden. no we dont eat surströmming on a regular basis

[safe palm]

French toast is better soggy than waffles are soggy.

[stone spade]

French toast is literally just bread with eggs dude it's so bland in comparison

[safe palm]

Vanilla extract, plus good old maple syrup fixes that.

[stone spade]

I know waffles have basically the same ingredients before you say anything

[stone spade]

it still tastes worse than a waffle

I think waffles clear any day of the week no matter what French toast can never compare

[safe palm]

And you can also add stuff to it.

[stone spade]

like you can with any breakfast item this is a moot point

I'm saying at base level

waffles taste better

[west gorge]

me when debating about food is more heated than any political debate:

[stone spade]

SSJ4 waffles....

[safe palm]

How do you make waffles then? you need a separate tool. With french toast you only need a pan, and a bowl to whisk the eggs.

[stone spade]

this shit is IMPORTANT

[stone spade]

it needs a separate tool because it's a better dish

I'm not arguing that it's more convenient

just that it tastes better

[safe palm]

What about it is better?

Same ingredients as pancakes?

[stone spade]

the texture, flavor, and consistency

[safe palm]

Texture?

[stone spade]

pancakes absorb the syrup too quickly too often

[indigo hare]

Sweden more like uh..sweaten..cause..fat. Yeah.

[stone spade]

never get an even enough spread

when pancakes are too thick you can really tell

when waffles are too thick it's easier to enjoy than a too thick pancake

[safe palm]

Haven't tried that yet.

[stone spade]

thin slightly crispy pancakes are awesome though I will say

[west gorge]

what if wafer

[stone spade]

do recommend you try it like that

[forest falcon]

potato pancakes slap when they are done right ngl

[stone spade]

never had a potato pancake

[safe palm]

You have to cook them quickly to leave the inside still moist and the outside crisp.

[stone spade]

I mean even if they're a little burnt I still like the taste

[safe palm]

One of the most time consuming things I had done was making pierogis.

[forest falcon]

you basically grate potatoes and mix them with flour and egg

[stone spade]

also I'm biased cause I grew up eating burnt food so I like the flavor a lot more

[safe palm]

mmm carbon

[grand bane]

Big words from a 🗿

[stone spade]

my dad could not cook but boy did he try

[forest falcon]

w dad

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/rudy-kobansky-profitansky-power-respect-respect-bro-gif-7583971524237177134

[stone spade]

bacon that basically crumbles at your touch is better than chewy bacon I wholeheartedly believe this

[safe palm]

That I will agree with you on.

[stone spade]

I want that shit to CRUNCH

[safe palm]

Burn that shit.

Is what I say

But I will also say that good sausage is better than good bacon.

[west gorge]

when bacon that dont make you have heart attack

[dim lion]

one day brother

one day

[safe palm]

Looks like croutons.

Just different bread.

[forest falcon]

Сухарики

[west gorge]

what if you dip em in chocolate

[safe palm]

Chocolate doesn't belong on everything.

[forest falcon]

they are salty

usually

[jade whale]

why is that lowk delicious

also search up halušky, that's our national dish

[forest falcon]

our sour cream

[safe palm]

So my uncle brought egg bagels from New York, and my sister is sat there spreading nutella on it.

WHY

[jade whale]

diabetes

[west gorge]

does nutella have chocolate in it?

[indigo hare]

110%

[safe palm]

She weighs like 75lb.

[forest falcon]

or

[safe palm]

at 5'2"

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[safe palm]

That is quite cool.

[west gorge]

tree

[safe palm]

It's a spit cake.

[safe palm]

I haven't seen that before, cakes made on a spit.

[west gorge]

when christmas version

[safe palm]

Bro I need to visit

So many cool foods.

[west gorge]

it remind me of salchichon

[safe palm]

I'm not really a capital kind of person, I think that the small villages give a better experience, at least for everywhere else I had went.

[west gorge]

when lithuania 2

[safe palm]

I like turning down the damage I do to npc, because it makes me feel like I'm fighting super soldiers.

You definitely need to use half sword when fighting the spiked spear.

[west gorge]

plançon

[safe palm]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-plankton-meme-gif-15640350090336605258

damn I don't have gif perms

RIP me

[west gorge]

me when i have keyboard with the funny ç

[safe palm]

NOOO

[untold wraith]

Everyone got the Ç

[cosmic rain]

Ç

[untold wraith]

ẞ

[cosmic rain]

I don't have that

[untold wraith]

L

[cosmic rain]

ẞ

I do I lied

[untold wraith]

w copy and paste

[cosmic rain]

It's under s

ẞßßẞßẞß

ß

[untold wraith]

I applied to be mod about a month ago

[cosmic rain]

ẞ

[safe palm]

longsword>>

[cosmic rain]

ÇçñÑœŒøØ

[indigo hare]

I’m sorry

[slate summit]

are u tho

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-exiting-uncomfortable-leaving-now-gif-2537108106024763419

[safe palm]

It's just so good

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-dink-it-he-cant-drink-it-thirsty-cat-kitten-gif-25233740

[untold wraith]

What if i reapply

[cosmic rain]

Nothing will change probably

[untold wraith]

Perchance

[cosmic rain]

Pessimism on top

[west gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[untold wraith]

Just gotta wait for moai to get banned and I'll be next in line

[cosmic rain]

Free the goat moai

[jagged swift]

Release next update I beg 🙏🙏🙏

[dim lion]

soon tm

[untold wraith]

Buddy what update

[west gorge]

me when update: 🪦

[mellow wren]

[cosmic rain]

™ 🤓

[dim lion]

no actually I plan on taking features away 🗣️💥

[indigo hare]

Only god(mcwonder) knows

Idk how often he goes through all the applications

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/хлеб-курит-хлеб-курит-bread-smoke-gif-4853870160409833755

[untold wraith]

Knowing him probably once a year

[mellow wren]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-car-silly-cat-sad-scary-gif-12889095585962936860

[untold wraith]

Oxy a drug

[mellow wren]

yes

[dim lion]

Time to scrungle this car

[cosmic rain]

No

[dim lion]

it's already happening

[mellow wren]

nooo

[cosmic rain]

Don't pmo blueberry 😡😡

[dim lion]

@esmBot#0667 is just taking his sweet ahh time

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-21041353

[dim lion]

https://tmp.esmbot.net/mm7gu6br9kc.gif

[indigo hare]

Realistically though if you actually want mod you’re gonna have to give mcwonder a reason and better impression lol, start actually helping people and not troll so much

[cosmic rain]

NOOOOOO

[mellow wren]

nooooooo

[stone spade]

All things worthwhile require sacrifice

[untold wraith]

I already had some good interactions with him and told him i applied

And trolling would naturally come less as a mod

[cosmic rain]

That's what they all say 😔

[untold wraith]

As for right now I don't think i can change

[dim lion]

he is scrungked

[indigo hare]

I mean more so with community interactions, rather than him personally.

And yeah for sure it can become less, but if you ACTUALLY want it, (lord save you) start the uh, less trolling sooner rather than later. All that being said it’s not my decision. Just some advice

[dim lion]

iunno about that one man you kinda just adopt a different method of it..

trust

[untold wraith]

Im always active

[dim lion]

@indigo hare knows..

[cosmic rain]

Those who know

[untold wraith]

Not much else interaction to be had

[dim lion]

those who #1361486193476370562

[cosmic rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309994750606184552/1328483897461309601/straightjorkinit.gif

Hawk tuh in half sword when?

[dim lion]

why you always come in here with some ethereal type Eldritch shit or just

mysterious ass

[forest falcon]

[dim lion]

[untold wraith]

ATHEEENA

Cringebait turns into awesome cut to kratos moment

[safe palm]

I can't shake kratos telling kid icarus that he's greek.

[untold wraith]

w reference

[safe palm]

xD

[safe palm]

How does one effectively combat that spiked spear with a longsword?

[untold wraith]

You don't

[dim lion]

ATHEENNAAA

[untold wraith]

Just gotta walk into it and hope you're swing hits and kills him before it kills you

[safe palm]

I mean once I get within range and past the spikes I'm good, but I've learned to use the halfsword to block the spear to get close.

[dim lion]

the food is pretty good

[untold wraith]

They roll their own cigs

[cosmic rain]

What's the audio from

[untold wraith]

Call of duty

Maybe

[west gorge]

me when you lie

🎩
🐻

[dim lion]

so do I
-# sorta

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-default-dance-gif-8476480527387892754

[safe palm]

The should really add pommel striking.

[untold wraith]

Aur aur aura

[west gorge]

freaky freddy

[dim lion]

reverse/alternate grips for weapons are planned

[safe palm]

I've become so right hand dependant, I need to learn to swing from the left good now. Oh and they should add the ability to use a hanging guard.

[west gorge]

when bows

[untold wraith]

I probably already sent this

But Markiplier 🤷

Because he smashin pokemon

[safe palm]

And better collisions please 🙏 Tired of the NPC tickling me with a sword and my legs falling off. But when I smite him with the power of 1000 suns, the npc giggles.

[nocturne lark]

how do i reset my run 😦

[untold wraith]

You delete system 32

[nocturne lark]

Name well earned

[trim copper]

why only 53 smash though

[indigo hare]

Hey I just saw something for this actually

[untold wraith]

Allat just to reset?

[merry wyvern]

And of course we're probably all gonna die in a nuclear war as soon as GTA 6 gets a release date

[nocturne lark]

only reason i need to do it is cos im stuck on ultimate challenge that keeps crashing

[safe palm]

xD

[merry wyvern]

We're gonna get nuclear annihilation before GTA 6. Can't make this shit up

[dim lion]

Check the pinned messages in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[dim lion]

Nevermind

[dim lion]

[untold wraith]

Thanks

[west gorge]

what if this but downvote and purple because bruises

[dim lion]

WAIT PEAK??

[nocturne lark]

ty all

[untold wraith]

Whatever happened to publicly shaming the banned

[safe palm]

grave desecrator 9000

[merry wyvern]

Boutta start tweaking bro

[dim lion]

we prefer to publicly shame @merry wyvern

oh he's here how convenient

[merry wyvern]

Fuck you poop dragon

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ball-sadness-gif-7368014668697113918

[untold wraith]

Is it because he's German? You disgust me

[merry wyvern]

I'm not German

[astral basin]

Invest?

[untold wraith]

Your German now

[astral basin]

Guys my crypto is up 50 cent

[west gorge]

what if half sword but modern warfare

[astral basin]

I'm german

[dim lion]

no it's because I chose him

[untold wraith]

Ok ash ketchup

[merry wyvern]

Nice try Argonian, back to the swamp with you

[untold wraith]

Get it?

Ketchup?

[safe palm]

Also what's with people just falling randomly

[untold wraith]

Because his last name sounds like ketchup

Like the stuff you put on burgers

Ketchup

[west gorge]

they got a bad ear

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-writing-blackbeard-feather-writing-heresy-gif-4408192544333034740

[untold wraith]

Falling for you

[safe palm]

We should call him Heinz.

Corny

Lmao

[safe palm]

They drink heavy water, so now they have vertigo.

[west gorge]

what if willie not bald?

[safe palm]

Is it just me, or does left swings feel a lot less strong than right ones?

And less fluid overall.

[astral basin]

Just you

[untold wraith]

Still water? 😱

[merry wyvern]

Still penits

[vapid warren]

press X to switch your dominant hand, it'll make left swings stronger than right ones

[astral basin]

I'm nuttin

[vapid warren]

if your opponent has a shield it's probably not a bad idea to switch dominant hands so you can swing harder around their guard

[safe palm]

What I'm trying to do, but switching my guard seems to make it easier to block with their sword.

[astral basin]

I think my one month danger period here is almost over

[safe palm]

???

[vapid warren]

it takes practice, the difference is substantial

[astral basin]

If I get do one more bad thing I'm perma banned

But in like 2 days then I'm good again and don't get permabanned

[untold wraith]

You've only been here for a month

[restive trench]

hi cha

[astral basin]

Because I was banned. I've been here alot longer

[untold wraith]

You just missed blueberry

[untold wraith]

Moron (respectfully)

[astral basin]

Sleep with one eye open

Or you'll sleep with your stomach open

[indigo hare]

Mfw allat is five mouse clicks

[restive trench]

thank god, this dude stinks i telesmell him

[astral basin]

(Not serious)

[gentle marlin]

New pope

[astral basin]

Fr?

[gentle marlin]

Yeah

[untold wraith]

All that*

[astral basin]

Is he cool

[gentle marlin]

White smoke from the chimney

Hasnt been revealed whom