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azure gale
subtle rock
mod
errant minnow
my rimworld colonists when the enemy brawlers get within their melee distance
severe fulcrum
my rimworld colonists when the enemy brawlers get within their melee distance
This is how the first gauntlet enemy always be looking
velvet pollen
do you guys know any cool fist special moves
karmic nexus
sam are you reading my fucking mind or something? i was just looking at the beauchamp pageant like an hour ago
pearl coral
karmic nexus
i have like one favorite still from it but i can’t find it for the like of me
the one where the earls dueling the other smella with a spear i think?
subtle rock
my game on steam updating slow as shit
hushed roost
do you guys know any cool fist special moves
Use the slow mo and learn to spin kick it be quite effective
pearl coral
that's a leg move
karmic nexus
the one where the earls dueling the other smella with a spear i think?
@pearl coral you should totally find this for me
hushed roost
that's a leg move
Wrong my Willie has 4 hands no feet
pearl coral
<@216719867913568256> you should totally find this for me
i only have one still on hand
unkempt zodiac
hollow gale
ionic bane
what even is this
hollow gale
modded exanima
subtle rock
i only have one still on hand
new steam prof is this tuff
frozen mason
modded exanima
Oh it's Exanima interest lost
subtle rock
heq yah
i havent changed it in like a year
all of a sudden got the urge to but i couldnt think of what to put
pearl coral
manic cypress
pearl coral
@subtle rock you got minecraft java edition
subtle rock
who doesnt in 2025
pearl coral
my classmates
subtle rock
tenessenians bro
pearl coral
would you want to play minecraft at some point
subtle rock
at some point
would have to be set up in advance since i get routinely kidnapped by my lady and my friends
currently drafted into playing rust rn
have to play dbd tomorrow with girl
lunar stream
subtle rock
my gf showed me this video
lone rock
I showed my gf this video
safe fog
are there mods for this game?
cobalt shoal
are there mods for this game?
Yes
pearl coral
age of consent is different from being allowed to date people your own age vro
cobalt shoal
Yeah
pearl coral
do your friends not have girlfriends either
lunar stream
you guys have girlfriends?
cobalt shoal
you guys have girlfriends?
I had one
tough kernel
hi guys! :D
pearl coral
brawg thought having a girlfriend was illegal
lunar stream
I had one
can you beat little kindergarten me's one week relationship though
i havent had a gf since
cosmic rain
cobalt shoal
can you beat little kindergarten me's one week relationship though
I had a 5'4 goth baddie
Settle down
lunar stream
I had a 5'4 goth baddie
cro pulled a chronically online male's dream
cobalt shoal
cro pulled a chronically online male's dream
Literally me
merry wyvern
I had a 5'4 goth baddie
Had
merry wyvern
Bro fumbled it?
merry wyvern
You fucked her mom?
cobalt shoal
You fucked her mom?
NO
merry wyvern
Damn
cobalt shoal
Yeah ik
pearl coral
subtle rock
bro thinks theres a legal dating age
sleek sail
oh
wheat mulch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/944709788569309214/1239598674460409886/...
bro pissed on his friend
cobalt shoal
bro pissed on his friend
Bro said bro pissed on his friend
neat tundra
I ALSO INHERITED MY DISCORD ACCOUNT FROM MY FATHER
was your father a discord mod too?
pearl coral
was your father a discord mod too?
no but he made a lot of servers with his friends for comic books
cobalt shoal
Bro said on
subtle rock
no but he made a lot of servers with his friends for comic books
bro reads 💔
pearl coral
do they not have those across the pond
merry wyvern
No
wheat mulch
clipped
neat tundra
just dont pay your water bill, and keep drinking until it turns off.
you just drank it all
merry wyvern
You STINKKKK
cobalt shoal
You STINKKKK
Nuh uh
neat tundra
cobalt shoal
It's called "natural scent" pal
earnest tapir
Guys what workout should I do when I want to lose fat but gain muscle and look nice at the same time
cobalt shoal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272735997850816513/1288907916568559616/c...
Literally me
cobalt shoal
Guys what workout should I do when I want to lose fat but gain muscle and look n...
Do all of them
lunar stream
i rember i made my first discord acc when i was like
7 or 8
pearl coral
Guys what workout should I do when I want to lose fat but gain muscle and look n...
push ups and crunches
earnest tapir
push ups and crunches
What if I can't do normal pushups cus I'm a pussy
cobalt shoal
What if I can't do normal pushups cus I'm a pussy
Pull ups
merry wyvern
Pheromones maxxing
cobalt shoal
Pheromones maxxing
neat tundra
What if I can't do normal pushups cus I'm a pussy
do an easier variation, like angle yourself against a wall or something bro.
cobalt shoal
I can't pull up myself...
Why
wheat mulch
Guys what workout should I do when I want to lose fat but gain muscle and look n...
Any
merry wyvern
cobalt shoal
Heavy fat fuck
Why
earnest tapir
do an easier variation, like angle yourself against a wall or something bro.
Anything other than that
sleek sail
he said that?
merry wyvern
merry wyvern
he said that?
Yes
earnest tapir
Could be genetics
Nah
cobalt shoal
noob
merry wyvern
wheat mulch
So any workout from YouTube and consistency plus diet is key
Consistency is key
merry wyvern
I might actually be allergic to grass
wheat mulch
and ACTUALLY DOING IT
consistently working out is key, not consistently procrastinating
indigo hare
Fan of your own work huh
cobalt shoal
I might actually be allergic to grass
There is only one way to find out. What color thigh highs are you wearing right now?
merry wyvern
Fan of your own work huh
Yes
merry wyvern
There is only one way to find out. What color thigh highs are you wearing right ...
White and black
neat tundra
no, not just his own work, he likes stealing too.
cobalt shoal
White and black
I knew it
wheat mulch
merry wyvern
wheat mulch
Hortense Mancini
lost palmBOT
indigo hare
no, not just his own work, he likes stealing too.
You should sue that son of a birch 🌳
merry wyvern
cobalt shoal
The nether
earnest tapir
consistently working out is key, not consistently procrastinating
Can you recommend what workout is best for what I aim for? Note that I don't wanna go to the gym because I'm too anxious to be around people in a cramped space
merry wyvern
Holy shit is that dehydrated piss lady
stone sedge
I wonder if Willie's neck seam will be fixed in early access
merry wyvern
Holy shit it's her
stone sedge
I live
wheat mulch
Can you recommend what workout is best for what I aim for? Note that I don't wan...
Idk, i don't work out
earnest tapir
Idk, i don't work out
Oh.
indigo hare
I wonder if Willie's neck seam will be fixed in early access
What neck seam
pearl coral
What neck seam
so does his head get bigger when he wears helmets
violet garden
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/906197257634865173/1029289224656138260/...
This is real… the world is so cruel…
lost palmBOT
violet garden
I wonder if Willie's neck seam will be fixed in early access
Intended feature
wheat mulch
I wonder if Willie's neck seam will be fixed in early access
neck seam that doesnt exist when u wear clothes
stone sedge
neck seam that doesnt exist when u wear clothes
But then why Willie doesn't wear clothes
I think this is just further proof of the fungal lore
Under that skin mask is a mushroom
violet garden
The seam is where the parasite controlling the husk of Willie gets in
wheat mulch
Under that skin mask is a mushroom
do u see what happens when u kill a willy
stone sedge
do u see what happens when u kill a willy
Fungal magic
wheat mulch
they have meat and bones under there. clearly clone theory is more accurate, and we are actually yakub's new clone template trying to prove ourselves to become the new standard issue soldier in his army
neat tundra
neck seams are never fixed even in triple A games.
maybe half sword can be the first to do it ever.
sleek sail
neck seams are never fixed even in triple A games.
maybe half sword can be the...
I thought Half sword was indie
wheat mulch
neck seams are integral to willie's character
neat tundra
exactly, indie will need to set an example
wheat mulch
even if half sword isn't indie it's absolutely not trple A
Singular A at best
violet garden
I thought Half sword was indie
Halfsword is AAAAA
stone sedge
First AAAAAA game
wheat mulch
First AAAAAA game
it's actually the first W game
neat tundra
I didnt say halfsword wasnt indie or that it was triple.
stone sedge
it's actually the first W game
W for Willie
sleek sail
I didnt say halfsword wasnt indie or that it was triple.
oh I see what you mean
violet garden
they have meat and bones under there. clearly clone theory is more accurate, and...
Fungal structures is all. Flesh facsimile
merry wyvern
Half sword is a octillion A game
wheat mulch
Fungal structures is all. Flesh facsimile
there is no F in Willie
Willie is not a mammal, fungus, plant, or robot. Willie is Willi
neat tundra
violet garden
Willie is not a mammal, fungus, plant, or robot. Willie is Willi
Stay ignorant pal
stone sedge
Willie is not a mammal, fungus, plant, or robot. Willie is Willi
It's been confirmed by devs
wheat mulch
Stay ignorant pal
you are the ignorant one
there is no proof for fungus theory except hyperbole and misinterpretations
wheat mulch
It's been confirmed by devs
vfx artist btw
stone sedge
Deving up them vfx
violet garden
you are the ignorant one
there is no proof for fungus theory except hyperbole an...
The proof’s in my fucking mind temple I’m a goddamn patriarch of the information ways I’m king of the interweb I’m a god I know it all do you think you know me you whelp fuck you don’t talk to me
wheat mulch
Motherfucker if the dev says it it's canon
I don't subscribe to that way of thinking
wheat mulch
The proof’s in my fucking mind temple I’m a goddamn patriarch of the information...
I subscribe to that way of thinking, you are clearly superior I am sorry my king
autumn laurel
I decided that willie is fungus
merry wyvern
Subscribe to my nuts
violet garden
Motherfucker if the dev says it it's canon
Death of the author buddy
indigo hare
Willie is now and Willie has always been, a fungus
wheat mulch
I decided that willie is fungus
Well you heard it here first folks, willie is fungus
merry wyvern
Death of the author buddy
Author my nuts
violet garden
I subscribe to that way of thinking, you are clearly superior I am sorry my king
It’s ok I believe I’m second chances
autumn laurel
Well you heard it here first folks, willie is fungus
well we've actually heard it many times now
merry wyvern
God damn NEWGENS can’t just change the lore
Worst part is when they ask where Willie's Willie is but if they just played the game eventually they'd see it
wheat mulch
i have seen willie's willie
violet garden
God damn NEWGENS can’t just change the lore
These kids just wanna come in here and ruin everything we hold divine and sacred… it’s preposterous
indigo hare
Worst part is when they ask where Willie's Willie is but if they just played the...
You can’t escape it, Willie always gets nude at some point. He’s just a free spirit
wheat mulch
I have screenshots of it
indigo hare
You can’t shackle him with clothing
violet garden
Author my nuts
Nuts my nuts
merry wyvern
Deadass
wheat mulch
Evil willie
willie is strong enough to slash through metal with no effort, where does he scale to
dull ferry
willie writes his own rules, with his hands
wheat mulch
evil willie: hoarder!
wheat mulch
evil willie: swear me EVILness on the PREbearance!
dull ferry
and then put him into an endless cycle of tournaments
MADE UP ON THE SPOT
how many lithuanians in here
2
past information?
kvass
add another one
dull ferry
oh yes, to some extent
mortal imp
im deadass assuming the physics are being calculated in your disadvantage
slow whale
Am I the only one who crashes when playing challenge mode after a while?
mortal imp
ive fallen over 20 times in a row now
merry wyvern
im deadass assuming the physics are being calculated in your disadvantage
Once you master the Willie, your world will change
gusty geode
hey everyone!
gusty geode
how are we all
dull ferry
i love my countrry
gusty geode
i love my countrry
which one?
merry wyvern
Hi Lenny and my favorite Lithuanian (the only one I like) and sovcyning
dull ferry
lithuania
gusty geode
its *always* me falling over
you might be looking too low, it automatically does it but it can seriously throw off your centre of mass
rain moat
Do you have mods for the game?
dull ferry
now you know
mortal imp
you might be looking too low, it automatically does it but it can seriously thro...
im staring right at them
pearl coral
its *always* me falling over
you must learn to balanc
gusty geode
im staring right at them
but as you fight it lowers your gaze basically
pearl coral
also grab onto them if you clash
pearl coral
jesus spears are overpowered
-every soldier pre 1800
mortal imp
you must learn to balanc
yea my willy would immideatly fall over
dull ferry
we share same nationality, which automatiskai padaro mumis draugais
pearl coral
yea my willy would immideatly fall over
do not pass the blame to him. it is your fault
mortal imp
do not pass the blame to him. it is your fault
how
pearl coral
actually now that i think about it every time i see you chatting here you complain about how you're bad at the game and whenever we give you solutions you ignore them
mortal imp
actually now that i think about it every time i see you chatting here you compla...
whats the sollution to constantly falling over then?
just magically increase the balance?
gusty geode
-every soldier pre 1800
soldiers post 1800:
mortal imp
learning how to move when being pushed
i never get pushed
i just fall over whenever i get tapped with a weapon
pearl coral
soldiers post 1800:
i mean they still had lancers in the 1800s and 1900s but they werent overpowered anymore..
pearl coral
i just fall over whenever i get tapped with a weapon
quit getting tapped with weapon
indigo hare
Yeah!
gusty geode
i just fall over whenever i get tapped with a weapon
armour is heavy, youre going to fall over when you get hit with a weapon, especially one designed to create mass blunt force with each strike
pearl coral
hot take
unkempt zodiac
do a cold take
mortal imp
im so tired
pearl coral
i mean they still had lancers in the 1800s and 1900s but they werent overpowered...
ww1 was so peak jro...
gusty geode
do a cold take
karmic nexus
smella
mortal imp
of never getting better after so many fucking hours in this game
pearl coral
gusty geode
ww1 was so peak jro...
the thing is you could put this in a post apocalyptic game and people would be none the wiser
dull ferry
of never getting better after so many fucking hours in this game
when in doubt, pull out the long spiky spiky
karmic nexus
forever saddened america never had cuirassiers
pearl coral
forever saddened america never had cuirassiers
helmet from jamestown!
i mean we had guys who wore cuirasses
pearl coral
yeah 
dull ferry
im nott getting any
well then, you might need to get a billhook
gusty geode
wars should be fought with only 2 weapons, swords and a pistol with one single bullet, would make it a whole lot funnier to see people actively making super long pistols in an attempt to make them off hand secondary guards in case of both people missing their shots
pearl coral
but at least the frontiersmen had cool gear
dull ferry
how effective WOULD a pistol be as an off hand guard?
changes the duel
mortal imp
well then, you might need to get a billhook
im not getting any
pearl coral
how effective WOULD a pistol be as an off hand guard?
what do you mean "as an off hand guard"
gusty geode
what do you mean "as an off hand guard"
like in your off hand as a "secondary weapon" not with bullets but in the way some of the commoners in HS use a dagger and sword
like you can MAYBE get in a close combat pistol whip but i doubt it
could you hook their weapon away like with some axes?
mortal imp
im not getting past the 2 dudes in ultimate challenge
guess im just not cut out for this game
gusty geode
im not getting past the 2 dudes in ultimate challenge
those are pretty difficult honestly
dull ferry
guess im just not cut out for this game
don
dull ferry
don't think like za
indigo hare
im not getting past the 2 dudes in ultimate challenge
I’ve never believed in anybody more than I believe in you
You got this, champ
oak sequoia
How does one enter the creators channel
glossy python
guess im just not cut out for this game
true, give up
indigo hare
How does one enter the creators channel
Have a platform that you post Halfsword content on
gusty geode
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VH9MYnkVKLg
i didnt know they made a video on it lmao, literally exactly what i was asking for
mortal imp
You got this, champ
and i just got tapped and spun 2 times
trim copper
You got this, champ
such inspiring words from you
indigo hare
and i just got tapped and spun 2 times
You know what they say, it ain’t over till you get double tapped and spun 3 times
trim copper
mortal imp
and again
gusty geode
and i just got tapped and spun 2 times
maybe send a clip of your gameplay using a clipping software and we can give you some pointers :)))
mortal imp
istg my game is just broken
pearl coral
istg my game is just broken
no
indigo hare
no
Sam, obviously the only explanation for not doing great is that the game is at fault, don’t be a fool
gusty geode
ive been doing max HP duels and "the spear bros" as i like to call them have been especially difficult
indigo hare
Or at least be a fool ELSEWHERE
gusty geode
Or at least be a fool ELSEWHERE
midnight compass
hi guys i joined the discord because I heard the solution to my problem was here. HOW DO I GET PAST THE DANG ON GORE MENU WHEN I START THE GAME. and suggestions other than reinstalling please I did that 2 times
mortal imp
and i got stabbed in the head by a spear
and i got tapped in the head and spun 2 times
gusty geode
and i got stabbed in the head by a spear
like i said we can give you tips if you show us how you play
pearl coral
can you quit complaining
mortal imp
and i fell over
mortal imp
like i said we can give you tips if you show us how you play
ive sent plenty
indigo hare
hi guys i joined the discord because I heard the solution to my problem was here...
Clean reinstall is the fix. It is the only fix and works 100% of the time. If it hasn’t worked, you have missed something. Let me post the guide for you
glossy python
honestly though why does the gore selection screen pop up on every startup
gusty geode
ive sent plenty
where abouts?
indigo hare
Wrong one
pearl coral
if this is the type of clip you're talking about then i can see clearly that it is not the game's fault
indigo hare
hi guys i joined the discord because I heard the solution to my problem was here...
Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.
Solution: Clean reinstall
Delete all files relating to the half sword playtest existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete the Half Sword Playtest folder located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
Navigate to and delete the Saved folder located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Playtest.
be sure to get ALL files listed above before reinstalling, and it should work. Let me know your results!
gusty geode
if this is the type of clip you're talking about then i can see clearly that it ...
yeah if its this then the shield being down at your side definitely isnt helping lmao
mortal imp
not that one
pearl coral
it was the first one i found where you were directly complaining
indigo hare
hi guys i joined the discord because I heard the solution to my problem was here...
If you played the old playtest, you will also have a folder in the same place as HalfswordUE5, called Versiontest54. This may also need to be deleted
pearl coral
yeah if its this then the shield being down at your side definitely isnt helping...
the biggest thing i saw was that the spearman missed like 30 times and gave him perfect opportunity to close the distance and murder him
gusty geode
not that one
could you send clips of you playing the baron challenge?
mortal imp
like i said we can give you tips if you show us how you play
basically that 50% of the time
indigo hare
Ok obviously that’s not something anyone can work with. That’s entirely you just running into the center without bothering to care about the fact you have an opponent apparently
gusty geode
also as a start i would recommend watching ovrdth, second of all i would probably lead them away from the knife before picking it up or sprinting to it as fast as you can
pearl coral
perhaps if i turn my back to the man slashing the knife at me?
gusty geode
perhaps if i turn my back to the man slashing the knife at me?
well thats obviously the thing to do, it works in literally every hollywood movie involving a fightscene with swords
indigo hare
Uh..insert that one Indiana jones scene of him shooting the twirling sword guy
mortal imp
grizzled slate
couldn't be me i get way to angry i just turned off player damage 🤷
pearl coral
you ran directly into a guy who made possibly the most telegraphed swing imaginable
mortal imp
you ran directly into a guy who made possibly the most telegraphed swing imagina...
well
i didnt see it
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-shoot-harrison-ford-nope-gif-11523430
There it is
lunar stream
pearl coral
i didnt see it
the rule of thumb is to wait until he's done with his first or first few slashes to attack if he outranges you
mortal imp
stabs just not doing anything
gusty geode
i didnt see it
have you tried turtling? wait for them to attack, and parry them, i would practice using tier 8 single combat
mortal imp
have you tried turtling? wait for them to attack, and parry them, i would practi...
yea
im okay at combat usually
but as soon as i have a shorter weapon i just cant anymore
pearl coral
stabs just not doing anything
he is wearing a padded jacket and you are grazing him with a knife that is meant for slashing
mortal imp
he is wearing a padded jacket and you are grazing him with a knife that is meant...
well slashing is gonna do even less then
pearl coral
grab one of his arms and target his face or legs
mortal imp
grab one of his arms and target his face or legs
and drag his sword into me myself?
mortal imp
because i have control over that
glossy python
stabs just not doing anything
-uses knife clearly meant for chopping against a gambeson
"stabs dont do anything"🥀
pearl coral
because i have control over that
yeah, you do
if you grab his bicep you will get minced
if you grab his wrist you will not
shrewd carbon
-uses knife clearly meant for chopping against a gambeson
"stabs dont do anythin...
u can stab with it
glossy python
u can stab with it
well this guy cant clearly
pearl coral
i genuinly dont see it
you were getting tossed around by a pitchfork and your first instinct was to start throwing yourself even more off balance by making wild punches that werent even in range
shrewd carbon
well this guy cant clearly
thats fair stabbing can be tedious at times
mortal imp
you were getting tossed around by a pitchfork and your first instinct was to sta...
YES
BECAUSE I CANT DO ANYTHING ESLE CAN I NOW??
glossy python
and what oh whise men did i do wrong here?
maybe you should keep playing the game instead of complaining after every death?
pearl coral
tbh your first move to avoid the pitchfork is something i can see being useful that i will be making use of in the future
pearl coral
BECAUSE I CANT DO ANYTHING ESLE CAN I NOW??
i would've grabbed him and kicked him until he fell over
mortal imp
maybe you should keep playing the game instead of complaining after every death?
i usually do that but today im feeling extra pissed
pearl coral
i also dont punch like you punched in the video
so yes
you can do anything else now
pearl coral
good start but you're not twisting with your kicks to actually topple him
pearl coral
also could've punched him with your entirely free hand
which is the more powerful of the two
i see you tried it but not as much as would've been advantageous
wooden olive
mortal imp
he is wearing a padded jacket and you are grazing him with a knife that is meant...
btw knives dont slash
at least not in this game fsr
glossy python
they do
mortal imp
how is this beatable
pearl coral
btw knives dont slash
glossy python
bro youre playing the "ultimate challenge" literally the final level in the game and complain that it's difficult like??
drowsy finch
I fucking love swimmin
drowsy finch
Been swimming since 11 AM
pearl coral
how is this beatable
you had a perfect opportunity and opened up the goedendag guy for an attack at the face and then you backed away directly into range of where the spiky part of his weapon is
chrome gorge
mortal imp
you had a perfect opportunity and opened up the goedendag guy for an attack at t...
i wouldnt ever have hit him
im not accurate enough
glossy python
so youre saying
alpine bloom
you wont ever get accurate enough without attempting, tbf
pearl coral
im not accurate enough
then quit blaming things on the game and make an active effort to pinpoint and solve problems
glossy python
its a skill issue?
mortal imp
then quit blaming things on the game and make an active effort to pinpoint and s...
i have but its never enough
you have to be absolutely perfect at this to be okay
unkempt zodiac
you could also just change some damage sliders in the settings
pearl coral
i have but its never enough
every time i have seen you in this chat we have given you advice and you have not adhered to that
i have a hard time believing you
alpine bloom
you dont need to be perfect mechanically, you need to be actively processing the fights you go into
mortal imp
every time i have seen you in this chat we have given you advice and you have no...
wdym i did
i grabbed the guy and kicked him
glossy python
i have but its never enough
dude I have 120hrs in the game and the challenge still took me like 15-20 attempts
pearl coral
wdym i did
i mean every other bajillion times you've come in here and complained
pearl coral
i grabbed the guy and kicked him
and your first time trying that you didnt do it very well which is expected
stone spade
bored
pearl coral
you are to practice, perhaps on a level that is actually fair to both sides, and then use that on the part that isnt fair
glossy python
a lot of it is getting lucky with enemy weapons but at the end of the day its a physics based game and sometimes shit just happens
mortal imp
dude I have 120hrs in the game and the challenge still took me like 15-20 attemp...
im pretty sure i have something close to that too
yet im still garbage
stone spade
sucks to suck brah
drowsy finch
yet im still garbage
Just practice !! Its a hard game
And theres no shame in cranking the damage down
glossy python
yet im still garbage
🤷♀️
stone spade
Just practice !! Its a hard game
And theres no shame in cranking the damage dow...
(yes there is)
(you lose on the inside)
alpine bloom
you are to practice, perhaps on a level that is actually fair to both sides, and...
imo, commoner is the best to practice, because if you cant parry, you will definitely be able to by the end of it, or its js death central XD
mortal imp
Just practice !! Its a hard game
And theres no shame in cranking the damage dow...
practice isnt enough anymore
stone spade
practice isnt enough anymore
typa shit someone says before making a faustian bargain
rain briar
did the devs at some point give a rough timeline as to when this game will be multiplayer, doesn't say on the faq
alpine bloom
did the devs at some point give a rough timeline as to when this game will be mu...
its really hard to implement
pearl coral
did the devs at some point give a rough timeline as to when this game will be mu...
the faq says multiplayer is extremely extremely unlikely
the rough timeline is "maybe when we're done with the rest of the game and maybe never"
rain briar
gotcha
pearl coral
stone spade
guys
alpine bloom
wsp
mortal imp
stone spade
serious question RN I need honest answers
mortal imp
i think im pretty decent when im just doing a regular duel
unkempt zodiac
the pizza place
stone spade
the pizza place
genius!
unreal bay
where should I order pizza from
kfc
alpine bloom
it looks like you only attack when approaching, and it may be a little bit of a cause for concern(if im seeing right)
unreal bay
fax
alpine bloom
I wouldn't buy KFC for anything it sucks
false, the chicken/potato bowls
stone spade
it all sucks
alpine bloom
where do you live?(in tx its fire)
stone spade
also I'm biased cause I've gotten food poisoning twice
alpine bloom
ah completely valid
stone spade
where do you live?(in tx its fire)
I'm in Cali so it's not exactly the highest quality KFC lol
mortal imp
imo, commoner is the best to practice, because if you cant parry, you will defin...
like this?
alpine bloom
like this?
actually, yes!
mortal imp
mhm
pearl coral
like this?
heck yeah man
austere oasis
I usually just dodge and weave until I find a weakspot to rush
pearl coral
heck yeah man
that's how i parry too
austere oasis
Implement it
pearl coral
keep working an' adaptin' it
mortal imp
but idk what it is somehow whenever i try to actually do it in ultimate challege it doesnt rlly work
alpine bloom
turn sens down mayb?
pearl coral
the main thing i've found that is important to learn is to be able to control the enemy's weapon to the point that he can either never hit you or you never let him gain enough control to even try
as soon as he readied for an attack where he had less leverage i bullied his blade and by proxy his arm around to the point that anything would've landed flat or poorly
stone spade
I love how often advice for this game is just like general swordplay advice for real life
alpine bloom
because it works :D
stone spade
yeah it's awesome
I think I'll just get Domino's since no one has any actual suggestions
rain briar
its really hard to implement
is syncing how the physics behave client side and server side one of the issues? just curious
alpine bloom
is syncing how the physics behave client side and server side one of the issues?...
yeah i think, because of all of the moving parts
dont quote me on that tho, i have no actual knowledge on the issue
mortal imp
welp ive sent enough videos by now i think
stone sedge
which is the more powerful of the two
They balanced it out pretty decently with the update, left hook is still slightly stronger but the right fist can do some damage now too
pearl coral
yes !!
i like it
i've been making more use of uppercuts
and the two handed fighting stance
alpine bloom
They balanced it out pretty decently with the update, left hook is still slightl...
i feel like left is only stronger bc of the accuracy that you can get with it, sometimes
i feel like they made kicks stronger too
stone sedge
i feel like left is only stronger bc of the accuracy that you can get with it, s...
In the previous version of the game it was absolutely much stronger, was like throwing a brick wall at Willie's face, but yeah at this point I think it's just that he swings both arms slightly differently from each other
alpine bloom
ah gotcha :D alrighty
pearl coral
which one is that again
slate summit
Armored from toe to neck. Akward angle to hit his head. And usually he just runs you over and throws you to the ground
pearl coral
the helmetless one ?
slate summit
which one is that again
Head unarmoured, huge, mace, big shield
dark wraith
is there a way to get rid of the fences
whether vanilla or modded idc
pearl coral
is there a way to get rid of the fences
whether vanilla or modded idc
final challenge in gauntlet has no fence
that is all
pearl coral
Head unarmoured, huge, mace, big shield
i just use a longsword and use my iconic overhead directly into his dome
slate summit
i just use a longsword and use my iconic overhead directly into his dome
He just rams me everytime
annoying bastard
pearl coral
have you tried grabbing him with your off hand to stay close / upright
slate summit
good idea
alpine bloom
what are yalls opinions on slomo
pearl coral
any time my character loses balance i grab the enemy, either it takes him down with me or i dont fall
pearl coral
what are yalls opinions on slomo
i dont find many cases to use it
sometimes i use it for boss fights but not often anymore
alpine bloom
thats fair, i guess is more of a "getting more comfortable feature"
slate summit
the stamina drain is just so high
you cant really do anything with it since your stamina just goes whoosh
pearl coral
the stamina drain is just so high
i think it's adequate for how overpowered it would be otherwise
slate summit
true
Maybe also add a slider for it
So you can increase or decrease stamina consumption, or just do that in general
alpine bloom
you cant really do anything with it since your stamina just goes whoosh
ive been able to use it a lot, i just use it to deflect fast ass attacks tho
daring jay
nightmare
alpine bloom
what
mortal imp
istg ai willies are more stable
alpine bloom
are you expending a lot of stamina when doing things?
daring jay
mortal imp
i push against ones bare neck with a polearm and they just wont fall over
daring jay
BRO TRIED to grab my head and he fell over
mortal imp
like in half grip
daring jay
gj tallillie
mortal imp
ppushiung the handle into them
pushing into them as hard as i can
they arent even budging
alpine bloom
you may js need to whack em atp
mortal imp
']
pearl coral
the slow mo filter makes this look so scary lmao
mortal imp
but then why do i fall over whenever that happens?
daring jay
vroooooom
daring jay
the slow mo filter makes this look so scary lmao
bro IK 😭
alpine bloom
but then why do i fall over whenever that happens?
low on stamina/fatigued alr
mortal imp
low on stamina/fatigued alr
but like
ive beaten that guys head in maybe 10 times
but he just refuses to fall overhe
daring jay
yess..s.s.s.
daring jay
100 gorillas vs 1 human ahh fight
alpine bloom
yess..s.s.s.
how are you doing this brother XD
mortal imp
welp
guess im just the biggest most useless human person thats ever walked this earth
cuz my brain aint adaptin to the situation
pearl coral
guess im just the biggest most useless human person thats ever walked this earth
calm down bro 
it's a videogame
mortal imp
videogames are quite literally my whole life at this point
and even then i suck at them
pearl coral
mortal imp
when people say "get a life" they dont mean it, theyd prefer youd stay in your room so you dont go anywhere near them
daring jay
ow
hs gore yo
lunar stream
guess im just the biggest most useless human person thats ever walked this earth
mf is getting depressed over a game
mortal imp
mf is getting depressed over a game
funny isnt it
daring jay
how are you doing this brother XD
half sword enhancer ys
1 GORILLA VS 1 HUMAN :P
yeah no i got knocked out in 1 second
lunar stream
funny isnt it
very
astral basin
nah biggest thing in hs to get good is to learn your and opponents range
daring jay
when i see bro being swung around like a helicopter so i just look into the sky like this
weary void
videogames are quite literally my whole life at this point
are we deadass? 
mortal imp
are we deadass? <:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573>
maybe
i have a job and i play guitar but im absolutely dogwater at that too
merry wyvern
mortal imp
yep
"find a job" alr beat ya to it
"get a hobby" i got plenty
hell im even going to college soon
merry wyvern
lunar stream
i have a job and i play guitar but im absolutely dogwater at that too
then stop being dogshit simple
pearl coral
then stop being dogshit simple
be nice
mortal imp
then stop being dogshit simple
my mans, please, shut your mouth
lunar stream
i'm just giving advice 🤷
lunar stream
how am i trolling if i'm giving actual tips
merry wyvern
verbal geyser
burp
last whale
lunar stream
i don't have anything to stay here for then
merry wyvern
true mauve
I love this
merry wyvern
last whale
merry wyvern
stone spade
cosmic rain
I ❤️ sam of Saturn t-shirt when
oak sequoia
Have a platform that you post Halfsword content on
So I do have that, and I'm now averaging 1.5k per Half Sword video. I'm not sure what to do that will result in being on the creators channel.
soft geyser
someone explain to me why i threw my axe and chopped this willie in half but both sides were still moving
and he was alive...?
unreal bay
hollow gale
i'm just giving advice 🤷
can i have some advice please
unreal bay
and he was alive...?
Muscle tense up
last whale
unreal bay
Nerves and muscles
iron oar
after i get to baron in gauntlet mode how do i restart whenever i die it dosent do anything?
unkempt zodiac
the surprise argument arachnid is a classic move
soft geyser
i mean he was fully conscious though
lunar stream
can i have some advice please
uh ehm ermm uhhh erm eugh meow
radiant anchor
uh ehm ermm uhhh erm eugh meow
oh grand sage bestow upon me thine.. marriage counselling.
iron oar
oh grand sage bestow upon me thine.. marriage counselling.
after i get to baron in gauntlet mode how do i restart whenever i die it dosent do anything?
radiant anchor
after i get to baron in gauntlet mode how do i restart whenever i die it dosent ...
I hate you with all my hate, I hope you burn in the deepest pits of hell, every fibre of my being cringes away in misery when I see.. YOU
hollow gale
after i get to baron in gauntlet mode how do i restart whenever i die it dosent ...
you have to finish it to be able to do another gauntlet run
iron oar
you have to finish it to be able to do another gauntlet run
actually? bro i cant beat it im cooked
unreal bay
I hate you with all my hate, I hope you burn in the deepest pits of hell, every ...
Why u called like that?
radiant anchor
Why u called like that?
Hell if I know
soft geyser
actually? bro i cant beat it im cooked
js lock in simple
hollow gale
actually? bro i cant beat it im cooked
you got this king, just lock in
radiant anchor
lol
unreal bay
Hell if I know
@lofty kindle
soft geyser
anyone else absolutely despise when someone misspells doesn't as dosent
unreal bay
No
hollow gale
anyone else absolutely despise when someone misspells doesn't as dosent
your profile is clean asf g
but no that dosent bother me
soft geyser
but no that dosent bother me
end your life with fire.
radiant anchor
<@210223228545662977>
I believe I replied to a message of his and got my display name changed somehow, that jogged my memory
hollow gale
end your life with fire.
John 3:16 my friend
soft geyser
satire
unkempt zodiac
I believe I replied to a message of his and got my display name changed somehow,...
must've been a pretty freaky reply
last whale
radiant anchor
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1301228577634914344/i...
I am grimmjow
its me
soft geyser
What engines in that car
femur
radiant anchor
grimmjow noises or something gagranta idk
last whale
I am grimmjow
Real or fake?
soft geyser
i love splitting people in half with axe throwing
hollow gale
i love splitting people in half
lost palmBOT
i love splitting people in half
unreal bay
last whale
[Jump to original message](https://discord.com/channels/@me/1086506182090440794/...
Criminal evidence
hollow gale
D:
radiant anchor
Rate the drip
last whale
<@923519110900498442> quote this too plz
How about I quote YOU
unreal bay
You can do both
last whale
I'm gonna do both
radiant anchor
how do I quote people pleas tell me 🙏🙏
hollow gale
secret
radiant anchor
unreal bay
Mcwonderfreak vs McwonderBeast
vapid granite
game still crashing on last level?
last whale
radiant anchor
Mcwonderfreak vs McwonderBeast
I never lose a freakoff
unkempt zodiac
unreal bay
I never lose a freakoff
No Diddy talk
unreal bay
Chez
radiant anchor
Bro's eating bread with things on it
pretty sure that's what pizza is
last whale
pretty sure that's what pizza is
Yes
hollow gale
unreal bay
Bro's eating bread with things on it
I bet he got pineapple on too
hollow gale
chrome token
vernal zodiac
wdym
hollow gale
only cheese btw :( lame pizza
last whale
playtest is up again?
vernal zodiac
:(
last whale
only cheese btw :( lame pizza
Controversial fact, cheese is mid
wanton carbon
I bet he got pineapple on too
peak
merry wyvern
Let's get real gay
lost palmBOT
Let's get real gay
merry wyvern
Dudes can't say anything anymore
meager charmBOT
- T.S. Eliot```
atomic aspen
I'm down for gay
lost palmBOT
radiant anchor
Do I change my profile picture to some random obscure fruit?
merry wyvern
chrome token
Do I change my profile picture to some random obscure fruit?
yes
last whale
merry wyvern
last whale
hello shitzon
Hi Stinky Kraut
merry wyvern
chrome token
unreal bay
and galaxy
Hi kruat
merry wyvern
:)
unreal bay
(:
atomic aspen
:/
wild iron
knocked the helmet off his ass..
merry wyvern
Wrong one
green ledge
guys srry im new, so is the only version available the demo on steam?
radiant anchor
Riddle me this kenobi.. infinite games and no bacon, or infinite bacon and no games and infinite no bacon?
wild iron
homo erectus face
chrome token
https://tenor.com/view/%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BD%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%84%D1%82-%D...
what
chrome token
https://tenor.com/view/%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BD%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%84%D1%82-%D...
is that allowed
unreal bay
Mr. Marshal hi
Hii mr.shizzy
wild iron
is that allowed
dont think so 😂
chrome token
radiant anchor
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games? Consider your choice wisely..
indigo hare
Yes
wild iron
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no gam...
What the fuck are you talking about
merry wyvern
So fucking tired
wild iron
Then go to sleep?
dark lark
real
radiant anchor
What the fuck are you talking about
What do you think I'm talking about .. hutH??
wild iron
What do you think I'm talking about .. hutH??
uhhh
starvation or one food for the rest of your life?
merry wyvern
Can't sleep yet, don't wanna wake up early
dark lark
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no gam...
Unlimited games
wild iron
Can't sleep yet, don't wanna wake up early
nap.
merry wyvern
nah, I'll sleep eight hours
wild iron
or perhaps (Just a theory) dont stare at a bright screen like you are now!
merry wyvern
Stayed up last night to fix my sleep schedule
wild iron
https://tenor.com/view/dodo-walking-bird-natural-history-museum-alive-waddle-gif-4603674700934247407
dark lark
ah yes, break something to fix it
merry wyvern
Obviously. That way you're tired when normal sleeping hours arrive
wind geode
lime harness
I call this art piece
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
viscid dragon
I call this art piece
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tis but a scratch
cobalt shoal
daring jay
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287944631765565470/1339284882358141020/t...
LOL
daring jay
Mcwonderfreak vs McwonderBeast
i somehow read this as mcwonderbeast twice
unreal bay
i somehow read this as mcwonderbeast twice
You need glasses
daring jay
😭
cobalt shoal
Sassy ass pose
iron oar
the game keeps crashing whenever i am in the baron thing
exotic mortar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1344623321865654282/c...
i think about this often
cobalt shoal
i think about this often
Real
It's so weird. How we all could die within like the next second, minute, hour
Nobody would know
exotic mortar
fr
i think about that with discord servers
like older servers im in that people dont talk in
cobalt shoal
Yep
exotic mortar
i wonder how many people are just not with us
cobalt shoal
woah woah woah HS
Analog horror update goes hard
cobalt shoal
What even happend lmfao
cobalt shoal
The creature
wanton carbon
Nobody would know
Especially you
daring jay
i just had a thought how its so weird
stuck stratus
fix this fatal error in the final gauntlet pls
daring jay
like its literlaly instantaneous and then you just cant even be alone to your thoughts after you die 😭
pearl coral
hi
cobalt shoal
like its literlaly instantaneous and then you just cant even be alone to your th...
If you died, would you know it?
daring jay
nop
pearl coral
No way it’s Sam
it is always sam
verbal geyser
it is always sam
Cray cray 🤯
stone sedge
I wonder how HD Willie will be in early access
daring jay
im turning that off fr
pearl coral
daring jay
im turning that off fr
he cant outmog me its not fair
stuck stratus
If you died, would you know it?
would willie know he died?
wanton carbon
If you died, would you know it?
probably yeah that shit hurts
daring jay
would willie know he died?
he keeps waking up thinking its a dream frfr
stuck stratus
he keeps waking up thinking its a dream frfr
imagine how many times hes died
verbal geyser
imagine how many times hes died
So many times 💔
daring jay
mighty wolf
when is the real game, no demo coming?
cobalt shoal
Guilty
mighty wolf
what does q4 and q5 mean
cobalt shoal
what does q4 and q5 mean
cobalt shoal
what does q4 and q5 mean
Quarter 4 and quarter 5
mighty wolf
so what does that mean about 2025
cobalt shoal
Guh
mighty wolf
they said Q5 2025
neat tundra
a year is made up of 12 months.
every 3 months is called a quarter, or more often a trimester.
at some point in the 4th quarter, early access is meant to come out.
neat tundra
rubber just made a typo thats all
neat tundra
cobalt shoal
bwaaa
lofty kindle
<@210223228545662977>
Ah people were making fun if my name so I was giving people the nickname of what they said.
gusty geode
https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-screaming-red-rage-sorrow-gif-1028105353921...
me after lacking melanin and a single ray of UV light touches my skin
clear steeple
fix this fatal error in the final gauntlet pls
yea the chest plate cuases it i think
clear steeple
yo check #halfsword-chat-⚔ please help
plush granite
what are yalls opinions on slomo
i hate when it turns on on accident
stone sedge
they said Q5 2025
I made a mistake
plush granite
im going to unbind it
stone sedge
Q5 is like February 32nd
cobalt shoal
I made a mistake
I think you made a mistake
wanton carbon
Q5 is like February 32nd
February only has 28 days mate
cobalt shoal
Cut them some slack, they're a flat earther, critical thinking doesn't come easy...
Ooohhhh
wanton carbon
Cut them some slack, they're a flat earther, critical thinking doesn't come easy...
hey no politics in gen
plush granite
on discord???
cobalt shoal
february has 32 days?
Yes.
neat tundra
I think gary just misread, and I think the flat earther thing is a joke.
cobalt shoal
it's the shortest month though
Nah, they made it longer
wanton carbon
I think gary just misread, and I think the flat earther thing is a joke.
it was a dry joke 😭😭😭
plush granite
it has 29 on a leap year
cobalt shoal
Bro the scythe guy needs his og drip back
cobalt shoal
Fall
wanton carbon
https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811
apologies lady rubber for not conforming to your standards
hollow gale
this guy is spiky
cobalt shoal
stone sedge
apologies lady rubber for not conforming to your standards
I don't even conform to my standards it's ok
wanton carbon
I don't even conform to my standards it's ok
makes sense
stone sedge
We are all one under Willie
pearl coral
If not the helmet at least all dark clothing
but that’s the next guy !!!
stone sedge
but that’s the next guy !!!
The next guy wears a gambeson, the OG guy wore the thinner shirt
pearl coral
yeah but you can’t have two guys rocking all black in a row
stone sedge
yeah but you can’t have two guys rocking all black in a row
Why not
wanton carbon
yeah but you can’t have two guys rocking all black in a row
me when Im out with my dad and we're tanned
pearl coral
and the third guy is the new grim reaper anyways
stone sedge
The Sith did it
clear steeple
I think gary just misread, and I think the flat earther thing is a joke.
add a reset progress option please
stone sedge
Darth Willie
pearl coral
add a reset progress option please
he isn’t a developer
the reset progress option is death
clear steeple
k well
cobalt shoal
Willie Willie on the wall. Who is the most rigged, of them all?
clear steeple
the reset progress option is death
i have died nothing gets reset my guy
stone sedge
he isn’t a developer
Tbf both the employees and contractors having the same colour is a lil confusing
wild iron
Willie Willie on the wall. Who is the most rigged, of them all?
Why would you rush with a sword cuh
stone sedge
i have died nothing gets reset my guy
Are you sure you're playing in gauntlet mode and not free mode?
cobalt shoal
Why would you rush with a sword cuh
Who doesn't rush with a sword?
wild iron
Who doesn't rush with a sword?
when the enemy has a bigger one then you
clear steeple
Are you sure you're playing in gauntlet mode and not free mode?
mhm even if i die in guantlet i can still acess all other classes
my guy i want to be back to the fist fighting grind of getting to the end
cobalt shoal
when the enemy has a bigger one then you
Yeah
stone sedge
mhm even if i die in guantlet i can still acess all other classes
That's definitely not intended behaviour
wild iron
mhm even if i die in guantlet i can still acess all other classes
what rank are you on?
on gauntlet
clear steeple
what rank are you on?
final one
stone sedge
Wait doesn't it keep your progress if you reach the end?
clear steeple
ultimate challenge?
hm
wild iron
yeah it keeps progress
clear steeple
mhm
stone sedge
I'm actually bad at this game and haven't reached the end so I forgot about that
cobalt shoal
Haha
wanton carbon
I'm actually bad at this game and haven't reached the end so I forgot about that
classic rubber lady
stone sedge
I can punch at least
wild iron
I can punch at least
whats ur gpu ?
stone sedge
whats ur gpu ?
RTX 4080 Super
wild iron
and you have no blood!?
stone sedge
I play on Gruesome, I didn't draw blood
wild iron
why no bruises
stone sedge
I didn't really do that much damage to him with those lil taps
wanton carbon
this guy discovers preferences
radiant anchor
I can punch at least
Try to swing through more slowly
And aim for their jaw level, sides of their head, or between their arms
stone sedge
and you have no blood!?
Have some blood
wild iron
this guy discovers preferences
radiant anchor
Also make the swings more lateral
wild iron
know you aint talking mr judgey
stone sedge
Also make the swings more lateral
But I just wanted to bop him
I didn't want to hurt him until Blueberry started calling for blood
radiant anchor
But I just wanted to bop him
cobalt shoal
Dripped out Willie
