general-catfish-🐱🐟

[idle crest]

This is real.

[bronze terrace]

I literally dont know what to tell you bcuz thats whats happening

ive gotten way further sure, bcuz im not going down as fast as i would have at normal damage, but its like im made of cardboard sometimes

[drowsy finch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[bronze terrace]

not sure what the clip ur showing me has to do with it 🙏

[drowsy finch]

I got glanced and it didn’t even flash red

[bronze terrace]

different game mode

i already said ts is only happening in the ultimate challenge

im not the best at the game ik that much, but i swear to god something is dif 😭

[marsh dagger]

does anyone else notice that the game always crashes when armor is dropped? (the ultimate challenge)

[drowsy finch]

Yeah I dunno, it seems normal to me

[dry lava]

I would've already died 27 times by now

[bronze terrace]

dont know what it is on ur end cuz those swipes wouldve killed me

[dreamy crystal]

sord gam

[drowsy finch]

Its a display of the damage modifier being set to 0

[dreamy crystal]

how do you drop armor

[lavish onyx]

are there any good gui's i can mess around with

[marsh dagger]

no i mean like, when i kill the enemies and their armor dropds

[dreamy crystal]

oh

[bronze terrace]

the main problem isnt the fact that being stabbed an extra 5 times isnt good enough, its the fact that i continually get dismembered or stabbed by the weakest swings ever, and then die

[dreamy crystal]

least violent attacking in LA

[bronze terrace]

NEVER go to london, worst mistake of my life

[dreamy crystal]

ow my organs

[livid star]

Literally this game's purpose

To educate about london

[gilded hatch]

is this what will happen to me if i wander the streets of london past 7 PM

(i got sliced in half)

[dreamy crystal]

yes

[gilded hatch]

hold on i gotta ask a british person if its true

[keen timber]

Do we support HEMA practitioners here

[faint elbow]

yes

[dreamy crystal]

yeag/

[drowsy finch]

250% absolutely yes

[keen timber]

:D

[keen timber]

yippie

[drowsy finch]

@pearl coral don't you do hema?

[keen timber]

Should I try and grapple someone in my next HEMA practice

[valid plover]

hi

[faint elbow]

no 😭

[keen timber]

Why not cmon

[faint elbow]

idk

[keen timber]

It’s a safe one in pdf that our trainer sent to us

[valid plover]

is this game gonna be multiplayer?

[keen timber]

Def not

[faint elbow]

i hope it doesn't because it's gonna be crazy

[valid plover]

woah why not, rip

[faint elbow]

do we support boxers here

[keen timber]

This amount of physics and controls would be crazy on ping

[keen timber]

I do

[gloomy crest]

chat

new sabaton song is out

[valid plover]

open source it, ill netcode it

[gloomy crest]

https://youtu.be/0_5jeGAmRjE?si=V__sdRfPkI80LEt8

[faint elbow]

Yay!

[keen timber]

This move. It’s in my language but you can see the steps of it on the pictures

[faint elbow]

so fencing judo

[keen timber]

Erm I’ve also done judo so

[faint elbow]

i haven't done any sort of grappling

[keen timber]

I have an orange belt in judo

[faint elbow]

i will next year at school

[gloomy crest]

what if they slash off ur hand

[keen timber]

How

[gloomy crest]

when ur trying to do the second step cant they just retract their hands and slice off your hand

[drowsy finch]

con cush shun

[faint elbow]

is everyone here hema

[gloomy crest]

whats hema

[keen timber]

No cuz you are pulling their arms behind their head

[faint elbow]

fencing but longsword

basically

[keen timber]

No wrong

[gloomy crest]

no i dont do that

[karmic nexus]

historical european martial arts

[gloomy crest]

so like medieval mma

[keen timber]

It’s all European sword with manuscripts

[karmic nexus]

type shi

[keen timber]

No that’s AMMA

[karmic nexus]

no, amma is ass

[gloomy crest]

what how

[keen timber]

This is simulating unarmoured combat

[gloomy crest]

oh right

[drowsy finch]

lotsa thwackin

[karmic nexus]

no proper technique, slop armor, shit weapons, etc.

[keen timber]

One of my fav moves is either krumphau or zwerchhau

[gloomy crest]

are we on about the same thing

[karmic nexus]

yep

[keen timber]

Idk how u spell it I’m not German

[gloomy crest]

im gonna go mimir chat

[keen timber]

I wanna be able to do thumb grip in half sword

[faint elbow]

how do i backhand grip

[keen timber]

What is backhand grip

[karmic nexus]

harnisfechten is LEAGUES better than amma

i feel like i have this same discussion every month

[keen timber]

What about buhurt

[karmic nexus]

BLEHHHHH

also ass

[keen timber]

What do it mean by backhand

[karmic nexus]

like if you like buhurt and amma and allat then, i won’t shit on YOU personally but, i will shit on the “sport”

[gloomy crest]

caught my cat munching on my charger

[keen timber]

I don’t do it I do HEMA

[faint elbow]

like yk how lightsabers

[karmic nexus]

yeah ik

[faint elbow]

can be grippped backward

[keen timber]

Reverse grip?

WHY do you want that

[faint elbow]

what's wrong with buhurt

[deep zenith]

skidibi tolat👍

[karmic nexus]

reverse grip💔💔💔

[faint elbow]

100% attack 0% defense

[keen timber]

More like 0%attack 0% defense 100% dead

[karmic nexus]

no proper technique, armor is slop, weapons look like ass, etc.

[drowsy finch]

this is clearly peak
-# (no its not)

[karmic nexus]

^^^

[keen timber]

If you use reverse grip against me. I will beat your ass

[faint elbow]

yes tf it is

[keen timber]

One thrust and your dead

[karmic nexus]

this HAS to be ragebait there’s no way

[drowsy finch]

Countered by the humble thrust

[gilded hatch]

isnt there a thing where streamers can do multiplayer tho?

[faint elbow]

how come galen marek did it and cooked everyone in the verse

[karmic nexus]

🫤🫤🫤

[gilded hatch]

with like some code

[faint elbow]

that's how warfare was back then tbh

[drowsy finch]

Your armor, sire.

[keen timber]

Countered by the simple trick called keep your distance and kill them first

[faint elbow]

none of the levies and peasants knew how to fight sophisticated

[gilded hatch]

bro they can just try to stab through the chainmail 😭

[faint elbow]

no they can't

[karmic nexus]

BROOOO

[karmic nexus]

yeah, this is bait

[unkempt zodiac]

this is one of the armours of all time

[faint elbow]

william from downtown wouldn't be playing a game of distance with his opponent

[karmic nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-bait-baiting-bass-fishing-gif-2140444873906627680

[faint elbow]

he just wanna be allowed to go back home

i love buhurt but in half sword i couldn't fight like that

[stable basin]

out of everything this is the preview that my encoder gave me today

[keen timber]

YOU LITERALLY CAN ITS EASIER THEN REAL TECHNIQUES

[faint elbow]

i mean that i mentally couldn't

physically couldn't

[keen timber]

Hit the opponent?

[gloomy crest]

free John pork chat

[stable basin]

GET OU-

[faint elbow]

no it's just an eyesore to flail randomly until my opponent dies

[keen timber]

That’s not what buhurt is

[pearl coral]

yes

[keen timber]

HEMA is peak

[runic socket]

i think a lot of people have this idea that because melee fighting is the most toddlers fighting eachother level of military action the guys doing it werent skilled or were only effective because they were big or something

[faint elbow]

it's just brute force pretty much

[pearl coral]

i am going to think about this

[faint elbow]

half of them were 5'4

[keen timber]

Lol

[runic socket]

big for their time

[pearl coral]

that kinda came out wrong

i meant i am going to repeat this in my head and attempt it one day

[keen timber]

Same lol

[karmic nexus]

https://youtu.be/EpuqJHxeaTY?si=LBguxosTY0mlA6-q

[keen timber]

Okay and teamwork

[faint elbow]

i watched americans vs england and they was pushing into each other the whole time

[keen timber]

That’s how you fight in armored combat

[runic socket]

infantry levies were dogshit, but in the same way that every soldier prior to like 1950 was given the most basic training and told to go walk out and do what their sergeant tells them to do, they were still being taught how to fight even if it wasnt ultracomprehensive halfswording bullshit

[faint elbow]

they the type of people to get into a fight then throw away all they learned and brute force it

[pearl coral]

infantry levies were also not common

[runic socket]

i mean it depends on the era but yeah

[pearl coral]

half sword era

[runic socket]

yeah

[faint elbow]

i like the fist fight mode

[unkempt zodiac]

no you dont

you hate the fist fight mode

[pearl coral]

mindtrick

[faint elbow]

there should be an option to do while armored

[runic socket]

there is

[pearl coral]

disarm the other guy and you can do such

[runic socket]

drop your sword and punch him

[faint elbow]

i get my head caved in

i can't do with people that have long swords

[karmic nexus]

yall are taking the bait…😪

[faint elbow]

what bait

[pearl coral]

wharh

[runic socket]

sometimes the ai is annoying so i drop my weapon and start punching them bc it works better

it only works in like 2 tiers but its funny when it does

[faint elbow]

i'm rlly precise

be sniping them

[karmic nexus]

(idk it feels like we have to explain the same shit every month and people are catching on and saying this shi to annoy us and goad an explanation but i might be a schizo💔)

[faint elbow]

i love barons pole axe

[pearl coral]

it's not that they're trying to annoy us it's just the general popular culture outside of the minds of people like us

[faint elbow]

💔 fytb

[karmic nexus]

we need to implant our autism into the water supply

[faint elbow]

no

[wild iron]

eeffoc spelled backwards is coffee

[pearl coral]

apparently people are freaking out about the protagonist of predator: badlands having a top knot hairdo even though one of the most prominent ones from NINETEEN EIGHTY NINE was LITERALLY NAMED "TOP KNOT" AND HAD A TOP KNOT

[keen timber]

Why are they freaking out

[pearl coral]

they dont fw the top knot

i got home after school and fell asleep basically kneeling on the floor with my body on the bed while wearing boots

absolutely slumped

[karmic nexus]

fuck i haven’t gotten that shoes on sleep since i was a kid, i’m jealous

[pearl coral]

perks of being a kid 🔥🔥

[karmic nexus]

i have to drive over two hours until i can get in my bed

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/54yK1QF2fmBwnFapkKmvd3?si=93ba768e7dc34f4d

[gloomy crest]

2023 feels like yesterday

[pearl coral]

agree

[gloomy crest]

what the flip happened

[cobalt shoal]

Shit happened

[karmic nexus]

2023 was one of my all time worst years i can’t even cap, mostly because of the second half😭

[gloomy crest]

what happened

[pearl coral]

2024 was like that for me

[karmic nexus]

trauma dump time

[pearl coral]

actually probably my worst year period

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[gloomy crest]

these past 5 years have been pretty boring for me really

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/eduardo-fnaf-duasnoitescomeduardo-gif-21206194

[slate summit]

My chair is arriving tomorrow between 10 am and 2 pm

atleast thats what UPS says

but we all know UPS is a dumb lying insert very bad word

[gloomy crest]

at my age there was kids during 1066 getting leprosy like why can’t I have leprosy goddamnit

[pearl coral]

ok

[slate summit]

isnt that cool

[karmic nexus]

got out of a nearly three year long relationship, went away to a college almost three states away, depression from the breakup combined with severe homesickness and general fear from never having been on my own before eventually all just culminated into me spiraling into doing a fuck ton of pot, drinking a bunch, neglecting my classwork, than crashing over break and having hallucinations, etc.

[pearl coral]

no

[hollow oxide]

masterful gambit by me i must say

[last whale]

SAMUEL

[slate summit]

i can let you try the chair

[pearl coral]

hi shizton

new conan album

violence dimensio

n

[karmic nexus]

GUHHHH

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/54yK1QF2fmBwnFapkKmvd3?si=a849744c402e4bf5

peak

significantly less ambient than their other stuff

[slate summit]

can i have 5 bucks

[pearl coral]

a lot more "involved"

[gloomy crest]

oh that’s awful

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[last whale]

This is me btw

[pearl coral]

also i have been absolutely ABSORBING haggus's discography

[gloomy crest]

im kinda scared to go to college

[cobalt shoal]

Yeah I feel you man

[slate summit]

what the fuck does that mean

[pearl coral]

taking it to the playlist

[last whale]

True...

[karmic nexus]

i was somehow able to bounce back, eventually stopped drinking and smoking by april and generally locked in throughout the whole semester, also let a lot of toxic people go and, eventually, we moved to a new state and now i go to a uni just over two hours away so, it’s aight

[gloomy crest]

cause I have to sleep like what feels like 50km away from my home and anything over 5km feels like im a different country

[gloomy crest]

oh awesome

[pearl coral]

"km" 🥀 💔

[gloomy crest]

OKAY SHUTTUP PAL

friggin American yo..

[last whale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4t1U0XjYD1Ln52MiIzFcg6?si=14c7077516994a3f

[cobalt shoal]

Thank you for sharing.

[pearl coral]

if you told me i would be into "grindcore" and "mincecore" 3 years ago i'd call you an idiot after taking off my Feel Good Inc. playing headphones

[last whale]

Very peak

[karmic nexus]

the gorillaz to doom metal pipeline is real

[gloomy crest]

i don’t think I’ve changed since 2022

I think im the same person

[karmic nexus]

you should prolly put on some new clothes

[pearl coral]

not particularly a good thing

[gloomy crest]

NO NOT LIKE TJAT

SHUTTUP 💔💔

[pearl coral]

if 3 years of childhood development has rendered you still 12 then that's an issue

[gloomy crest]

if I had the image of the monkey thinking then I’d use it right now

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-monkey-monkey-skull-hamlet-gif-20533161

[karmic nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[pearl coral]

the REAL thhinking monkey

[gloomy crest]

why is he locked in

[celest hound]

WHATS UP MY PEOPLE 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[last whale]

Do you fw country

[gloomy crest]

why does everyone like country now

it’s cause if Beyoncé im telling you

[last whale]

Shut up Jane Ireland

[gloomy crest]

it’s always that damn “did ur shoes stop working did ur car break down”

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[severe tulip]

he a skeletom but wireless

[celest hound]

Because thats me?

[severe tulip]

so he doesnt need to be in a body to give it structure

[celest hound]

I go by wifi skelenton im a producer

[waxen zenith]

My EBT fart card isn't working today

Any solutions?

[gloomy crest]

I bought a property in Lithuania and what they do for you is they give you the property

woah woah woah woah woah

[last whale]

Samuel is dead </3

[gloomy crest]

you got left on read

that’s shocking form

SamOfSaturn

[last whale]

Nuh uh

[gloomy crest]

absoulute airball

[last whale]

absoulute

[gloomy crest]

yeah

I spelt it right

[last whale]

Me when I lie:

[gloomy crest]

absolute

no wait

I was right that’s how you spell it

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[gloomy crest]

hey hey why do you think mashed potatoes are called potatoes (this is a joke ask me why)

[slender swallow]

goofy how you can snap willie’s neck at the start screen ngl

[last whale]

Why?

[gloomy crest]

i don’t know

[last whale]

I curse you with black mold

[gloomy crest]

is it like the pharaohs curse

u turn into sand

[pearl coral]

old country yeah

[gloomy crest]

what’s there to be depressed about

[last whale]

Hey Rob Zombie fan, guess what

[pearl coral]

these new earbuds are going to impair my hearing 🔥

[gloomy crest]

chicken butt

[last whale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1XaDTQsF6lHTvjG9whKAQU?si=fd016b669a424fab Do you fw this

[last whale]

Wrong, Rob butt

[gloomy crest]

acc no isn’t everything just grey in Lithuania @gloomy crest

like there’s no color in the air it’s all grey

that’s pretty depressing

[pearl coral]

i’ll listen to it after these earbuds are done with their maiden voyage

[gloomy crest]

Sam have you ever listened to samaton

[quartz basalt]

What would Dark Souls + Half/Sword Combat stufff look like

[last whale]

samaton

[gloomy crest]

sabaton

[last whale]

More like Midaton

[gloomy crest]

yea get it cause Sam.. and sabaton…

and like SHUT UP

https://tenor.com/view/short-chris-is-short-isaacwhy-silly-bipper-gif-4080776841400816908

[pearl coral]

yeah

[gloomy crest]

do you like them

are they mid

or are they not tuff at all 💔

[last whale]

Imagine having different music taste

[gloomy crest]

MIDton

[last whale]

Mid Zombie fan

[gloomy crest]

Midton (#1 MIDD!!! FAN!!!!!!!)

[last whale]

SHUT UP

[pearl coral]

extreme W

[pearl coral]

they are mid

[gloomy crest]

okay brah.

[rose granite]

Why does the game crash every time you’re about to beat the final level?😭🙏

[gloomy crest]

i hope the next time u spar with someone in armor you get KNOCKED OUT

you hear me? KNOCKED OUT

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6f3lNzsCCWKFWfAG4uuqpC?si=7h_hVXbFSDCwthPqEnTyXQ @last whale

[gloomy crest]

wwow sounds nice

[gloomy crest]

Sam you should listen to

this https://open.spotify.com/track/5zqc5xwnAHGQi6KtiM9YPm?si=I-xtzRPVRye6QnLyXvUc3Q

[last whale]

Peak...

[austere pollen]

I need ultimate challenge patched asap I can't beat before it crashes even with npc health set to low

[stable basin]

whats health got to do with anything

you mean the blood and stuff?

[austere pollen]

Death in 1 hit speed run

[stable basin]

oh

my bad

[pearl coral]

bro just bricked my spotify

[gloomy crest]

it might not be available in America

[stable basin]

the songs appear but arent playable

[last whale]

Have you heard of Swans

[gloomy crest]

it works on YouTube id say

[stable basin]

id imagine so

[gloomy crest]

but nobody likes YouTube music

and if you do you’re either already inside of an insane asylum or deserve to be in one

[last whale]

YouTube music is peak, what are you talking about

[gloomy crest]

hop on geeked vs locked in obby

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-car-cat-tole-tole-gif-13488942149365457783

This is me btw

Locked tf in

[merry wyvern]

I wonder how many times I can complete oblivion before they fix the remaster

Or if they'll pull a Starfield and just never try to

[quiet sun]

Uh oh Irish metal

I prefer my Irish in Post Punk and Alternative styles

[pearl coral]

kinda rings a bell

[gloomy crest]

it’s not metal

it’s like

[pearl coral]

do you have irish metal

WHY DO YOU MAKE YOUR NICKNAMES SENTENCES

YOU ARE STUPID

[last whale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4W5ZiER2saVe1uo7bNTWbE?si=642cc1197a3c4b4a

[gloomy crest]

I mean yeah

[gloomy crest]

[pearl coral]

give

if it sucks im blocking you

[gloomy crest]

it’s fairly decent I’ll send

it’s on yt though

yo how do i like

https://youtu.be/cRXnPWY--dA?si=M9Ba64eNrg0IHEvm

delete saved progress

[pearl coral]

don’t fw

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spongebob-creepypasta-creepy-barbla-gif-16661617040100388432

[violet garden]

sabaton is alright but once youve heard one sabaton song youve heard every sabaton song

[pearl coral]

shizton i was unironically going through a hard time in that 15 seconds sun i’m going to relisten to it

[gloomy crest]

that is true

[pearl coral]

big ups boss hoss

carolus rise is really the only one i like

[gloomy crest]

rise?

[pearl coral]

I LOVE PIG DESTroyeR

[gloomy crest]

are you stupid? do you need help?

[pearl coral]

i hated this band like ONE year ago and now i love them

[pearl coral]

sorry i don’t listen to your midness often enough

[last whale]

Real and true

[pearl coral]

carolus rex..

[gloomy crest]

that’s better.

I forgot what that song was like

[pearl coral]

i still don’t fw this song it’s too happy

too whimsical

[subtle rock]

sampting

guess what

[gloomy crest]

ARE WE SERIOUS SAM.

GENUINELY ARE WE SERIOUS.

[pearl coral]

i love being the most “young man” stereotype possible

metal and comic books and warfare

[pearl coral]

chicken butt ?

[pearl coral]

about what

[subtle rock]

no my girlfriend genuinely pisses me off sometimes

[gloomy crest]

you like the most AWFUL song by sabaton

HE JUST SPEAKS IN THAT SONG

HE JS SAYS WHAT HE DOES

[violet garden]

music quality is subjective bub.

banished.

[pearl coral]

i get happy when the girl i’m trying to court isn’t at school 💔

[gloomy crest]

Gandalf you’d become more of a hater if you listened to this song

[stable basin]

send them to the abyss, wont you good sir?

[violet garden]

carolus rex?

[gloomy crest]

YES

[violet garden]

most definitely good sir

[violet garden]

im listening to it rn, ngl it sounds just like usual sabaton stuff to me

i dont listen to em at all really tho

[pearl coral]

bolt thrower is heavenly in these earbuds

[gloomy crest]

he doesn’t even SPEAK WITH THE FRICKIN SONG

[stable basin]

simply a glorious sight

[subtle rock]

"hey im getting my haircut tomorrow, just a trim. How much should I cut off?"
"idk"
"I dont rlly feel like going tbh"
"You should go, you need a trim"
"my hair is long enough to need a trim but not long enough for you to tell me how long it should be?"
"no thats not what I said"
"then why cant you tell me how much you think i should cut"
"idk"
"then why do you think i need a trim"
"because you have split ends and stuff"
"so i should just get my ends cut?"
"yea"
"why didnt you just say that from the start??"
"idk"

like come on man

[pearl coral]

yeesh

[gloomy crest]

she’s so real

[subtle rock]

this is why you're simple you horse

[gloomy crest]

no im acc calc stands for calculator btw

im js using slang guys

[subtle rock]

nope

you're simplehorse buddy

[violet garden]

id even c

[gloomy crest]

don’t give Sam any “re-ideas”

[subtle rock]

the idea didnt change

your name is still simplehorse

[zenith dirge]

making a shitty video rn

[subtle rock]

bro consistently plaguing the earth since day 1

[zenith dirge]

should i use a low quality tupac song, or a low quality metallica song?

[gloomy crest]

which song by Tupac and Metallica?

[zenith dirge]

idk

first one i find

[last whale]

What about both? I am such a genius

[gloomy crest]

the first one you’re gonna find is “hit em up”

[subtle rock]

both at the same time at the worse quality at the max volume

[stable basin]

i just realized the game music wasnt on on this recording

awesome

[zenith dirge]

thats what i found, and im compressing it rn

[gloomy crest]

for frick sakes

but it has a lot of bad words bubby

you’re gonna get cooooopppyyyyrihhytteeedddd

[subtle rock]

1kbps

[zenith dirge]

it will be completly inaudable

[gloomy crest]

oooOooOoooo scaryyyy

[lime bane]

closest thing to commoner willie icon

[zenith dirge]

when im done with it, you wont be able to tell what it is

[elder lintel]

Just found out his neck can snap if you move his head too fast

[gloomy crest]

make me radwfijnorbnjrg

[stable basin]

AH NVM IT COMES BACK LATER

[modest nest]

yo

i need sum help

[stable basin]

whats up

[modest nest]

mouse dissapearing in startup. how does thout fix

[gloomy crest]

people actually want black LED lights

[stable basin]

im not sure

[modest nest]

can i like ping a dev or do i get banned

[stable basin]

#1047240101152960525

[gloomy crest]

No

[zenith dirge]

im commiting music abuse rn

[gloomy crest]

You’ll get muted for a day

[stable basin]

make a post there

[zenith dirge]

im destroying this mp3

[waxen zenith]

You can ping a dev you won't be banned trust me

[subtle rock]

how does one be dry as shit on facetime

i cant even comprehend that

[stable basin]

do you actually get banned for pinging devs or what lol

[subtle rock]

its so embarassing to sit in front of a camera and be saying
ok, yea, yea, ok, no

[waxen zenith]

Nah you'll be fine

[gloomy crest]

usually when I get tired of talking i become dry irl

[modest nest]

hmmmm

we need a test subject

ah yes i know my alt

[stable basin]

i think your better bet is just making the post on #1047240101152960525

[stable basin]

ALTS ARENT ALLOWED LOL

[waxen zenith]

I'll report you for ban evasion

[subtle rock]

tryna ask shawt ab what shes doing since im genuinely interested in things that make her happy and im getting the worlds most bland answers 💔

[modest nest]

shit

i didnt even join on it yet lmao

[stable basin]

just make a post dangit!

[gloomy crest]

Ok

[modest nest]

i did

[stable basin]

oh

[subtle rock]

bro giving a live example

[modest nest]

i jst wana try to see if i get banned

[waxen zenith]

Ok

[pearl coral]

real

[modest nest]

but not on my main bc i do like this community

[zenith dirge]

@gloomy crest progress on audio destruction, im not done yet

[waxen zenith]

Shut up bro

[zenith dirge]

i must make the most dogshit quality halfsword video ever

[gloomy crest]

I can still understand it

[zenith dirge]

thats why i increase the volume

gimmie a minute

[subtle rock]

painting the ceiling red is so real haha!
anyways yeah bro like how can you be so uninterested in my interest, it cant be that genuinely difficult to hold a conversation

[waxen zenith]

This guy must be struggling! Wowza!!

[gloomy crest]

you prolly just made Sam listen to that entire message just in case of moderation

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/sayaw-dancing-danc-dance-gif-16011329613171544950

him rn

[pearl coral]

legit chicks be ruining my life because i can’t regulate my emotions but also can’t show them properly

i need to stop talking to women altogether

[subtle rock]

so true king

[zenith dirge]

bass boosted 20x, I MUST DO MORE

[slate summit]

mcdonald had a little farm heeya heeyea hoe

[subtle rock]

unfortunately but fortunately im locked in 🤞😔

[gloomy crest]

I’ll check it for Sam

[zenith dirge]

i think i just destroyed it

i destroyed this mp3 file

[gloomy crest]

let’s hear it

[zenith dirge]

hold on

[gloomy crest]

oh

[quiet sun]

Dude when did the i17-19900KS come out I still only have the i16-19900K

[gloomy crest]

Bearbeitet

[stable basin]

i was forced

[slate summit]

oh man you fucked it up

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/deutsch-gif-5568595991139620100

[still rapids]

I FINALLY BEAT THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

[slate summit]

18900K not 19900K 😭

[subtle rock]

ass

[slate summit]

that makes sense because it would be the newer generation

[zenith dirge]

wtf have i done

[elder lintel]

I have 3 alts so I can post patrick shit gif whenever I need

[zenith dirge]

volume warning

[last whale]

What the fuck

[zenith dirge]

this used to be "hit em up" by tupac

emphasis on "used to"

[modest nest]

wtf is this horrendious creation of earape

[last whale]

This is actually better than the original

[wind geode]

Yeah it's in there somewhere

I think

[zenith dirge]

lemmie chuck it back in the equalizer

[lime bane]

where do i find "save/saved" games in files?

[subtle rock]

idk

[gloomy crest]

idk

[last whale]

idk

[zenith dirge]

i made it sound like someones microwaving a geiger counter

[lime bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1362513952377929908/willie_secret.gif

[stable basin]

theres no way theyve added tutorials

[lime bane]

i wannta play as naked willie

[slate summit]

i wanna fight naked willie

[wind geode]

I just do Win+r and then appdata

[gloomy crest]

chat what do we think the average age for people to get into gaming is

[wind geode]

then local

[gloomy crest]

just a simple guess

[lime bane]

where do i do that? files or in game

[zenith dirge]

its all done

[wind geode]

Just anywhere

[last whale]

Oh

[gloomy crest]

is the morse code

underwater

[zenith dirge]

dubsteb fans bouta have a feild day with this shit

[pearl coral]

i appreciate your existence yemil

[lime bane]

uh?

[wind geode]

This

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/principal-skinner-laughing-laughing-hysterically-lol-haha-gif-11604557889880066231

HELLO GERMAN MAN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AWAKE AT 4 AM

[lime bane]

is there an easier way? my win key isnt working

[gloomy crest]

he’s German?

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-doggo-pitbull-pitbull-dog-gif-8007997899227659147

[slate summit]

exposed

[slate summit]

well i would assume so since the language of his PC is german

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/head-scratcher-confused-perplexed-huh-clash-with-cam-gif-10198268

[gloomy crest]

YEA GO TO SLEEP IN-DENIAL-DANE

[zenith dirge]

WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT 3 AM!!!!

[slate summit]

I smell sniff sniff degeneracy

[gloomy crest]

you know I wish I had a clear answer but

sigh I don’t know

[zenith dirge]

is that a banana hanger?

[slate summit]

Up at 4 am? tss tss, shame on your sleep schedule

[lime bane]

I'M WINDOWS 11 IF THAT HELPS

caps

[wind geode]

Well it should be the same

wait waht

[gloomy crest]

yes you heard the German

[wind geode]

what is with your windows key

[gloomy crest]

why is every mod German some way or another

[subtle rock]

glaze

[slate summit]

im on windows 11 too

[lime bane]

i figured it out

[slate summit]

Windows+R does not work for me either

[wind geode]

As far as I know only me and easter

[zenith dirge]

me who isnt mod but is of german heritage 👀

[slate summit]

Worked on Windows 10 no problem. Doesnt work on Win 11 for me

[slate summit]

the germans are fucking everywhere

[pearl coral]

bro what

[slate summit]

you could be german! He could be german! Everyone could be german! Even I could be german!

[gloomy crest]

damned krauts…

[quiet sun]

I wonder

[zenith dirge]

honorarily German

[quiet sun]

Mmmperhaps

[pearl coral]

how am i german simplehorse

[slate summit]

maybe even you are german

[pearl coral]

bro this is approaching some dangerous territory lmao

[slate summit]

german by association

[gloomy crest]

you just have that German vibe

[slate summit]

to be fair most mods have the german vibe

[gloomy crest]

what do you mean by that.

[quiet sun]

Austrians be like

[slate summit]

DICKON shh

[gloomy crest]

I have a feeling this is going somewhere, genesis.

[slate summit]

well mods just feel very stern. Like a dissaproving father. Just like alot of germans

[gloomy crest]

what do you mean by that genesis

[slate summit]

by what

[zenith dirge]

ok yeah your right

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/s1mpleee-gif-26633457

[gloomy crest]

…keep going……..

[quiet sun]

DO NOT SPEAK MY NAME IN THESE PREMISESE

[zenith dirge]

ANYWAYS I GOTTA GET MY SHITTY ASS FOOTAGE

[quiet sun]

In these halls, I am Cvck

[gloomy crest]

let’s not get historical now

[quiet sun]

Currently Cvcvlvs

[slate summit]

bruh why am i not allowed to say c*ck

who censors that??

[quiet sun]

Brainrot censor?

[slate summit]

weird ass censoring ngl

[wind geode]

Yeah the bot is kinda weird

[slate summit]

Penis?

Okay i just said sk*bidi penis and was wondering which word triggered the censoring

it was fucking skibi*i

[subtle rock]

this could mean many things

[quiet sun]

Brainrot filter.

[subtle rock]

#🧠rot

[slate summit]

AHAHAHHAHA WTF

[gloomy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274682043812282398/IMG_0743.gif

[slate summit]

WHAHEHAWEABACWIBECA

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[gloomy crest]

they ruined our rights to brainrot. those damn Germans have it out for us.

[slate summit]

exactly

[quiet sun]

It really does make the community nicer tho

[gloomy crest]

I FEEL RESTRICTED

[slate summit]

I will put this brainrot filter to the TEST

[pearl coral]

agree

[quiet sun]

I have to admit was a drastic measure but shit.

[pearl coral]

you shouldn’t be in this community

[quiet sun]

Server has never been cleaner

[slate summit]

AXEL IN HARLEM

[indigo hare]

roasted af

[subtle rock]

said nobody ever

[unreal bay]

By Adding brain rot?

[slate summit]

bussin

[quiet sun]

By censoring it lmfao

[gloomy crest]

yapmil gets me.

[slate summit]

cringe

[subtle rock]

i changed my mind ban brainrot guys

[indigo hare]

said the brain rotted

[slate summit]

GOAT

[gloomy crest]

OKAY FRICK YOU

[slate summit]

GYATT

[subtle rock]

brainrot rehab when

[unreal bay]

Icl ikiab, ts pmo 🥀

[indigo hare]

thank you for your service

[gloomy crest]

FRICKIN BULLIER FRICKIN FRICK

[slate summit]

Damn they aint blocking Gyatt?

[subtle rock]

no shot thats not automodded

[slate summit]

Hitting the griddy

[indigo hare]

now we are

[unreal bay]

Noooo

[zenith dirge]

footage of halfsword obtained, must make shitty video now

[wind geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255541150144532571/1294620032491323474/togif.gif

[slate summit]

simp

[subtle rock]

bro acting like hes the one that makes the filter

[unreal bay]

Willieeeee gyatt

[indigo hare]

no is getting automodded too

[slate summit]

Sussy / sus

Yass

[indigo hare]

i am the filter

[slate summit]

Yeet

[slate summit]

Vibe Check

[unreal bay]

Ppl cant see the number on mobile lmao

[slate summit]

Duke dennis

[indigo hare]

Ah another example of censoring making things so much worse

[slate summit]

livvy Dunne

Andrew Tate

Grindset

[wind geode]

Am I supposed to know these people

[slate summit]

Grimace Shake

Freddy Fazbear

[slate summit]

smurf cat vs strawberry elephant

[subtle rock]

how does the filter feel about 6 shells to the chest

[slate summit]

garten of banban

mrbeast

[indigo hare]

are you making me a sea shell necklace

[zenith dirge]

what kind of shells? crabs? lobsters?

[gloomy crest]

feels nice to him he was a cowboy at one point

[slate summit]

nickeh30

monday left me broken

[indigo hare]

Whaaat

[wind geode]

Please, somebody has to free this man from this psychosis 😭

[slate summit]

ambatakum

[indigo hare]

What about n word

?

[quiet sun]

no way

[slate summit]

bro really thinks he's carti

[zenith dirge]

👀

[gloomy crest]

we all know moai is itching to say “darn-tootin”

[quiet sun]

HE'S A STREAMER NO BAN HIM

[subtle rock]

suspiciously benelli m4 shaped seashell

[indigo hare]

Darn..

[slate summit]

amogus

[gloomy crest]

yeah that’s what I thought COWBOY

[slate summit]

sisyphus

ratioed

[gloomy crest]

friggin oldie.

[zenith dirge]

yall

[quiet sun]

Howdy?

[slate summit]

sussy imposter

[indigo hare]

Partner

[slate summit]

money gang ayo the pizza here

[indigo hare]

I ride a horse around

[slate summit]

butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles

[subtle rock]

howdy more like

[lime bane]

ts image frying me

[slate summit]

josh hutcherson coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling

[zenith dirge]

go get your people's, were going to a rodeo

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/pita-a-horse-is-here-gif-3838550382478913993

[zenith dirge]

dawg tf are you saying?

[gloomy crest]

the Wild West era was a few centuries ago, but I know you just wanna relive them years moai……

[quiet sun]

You should change your name to Roku and start spamming streaming entertainment facts.

[slate summit]

F in the chat

[indigo hare]

I have a rifle rack on my truck and a handgun under my seat, and a stash of ammo under the passenger seat

[slate summit]

i love lean

looksmaxxing

[indigo hare]

And I like to leave a cup of dip spit in my car

[slate summit]

social credit

[indigo hare]

Truck sorry

[subtle rock]

was like 100 yrs ago

[slate summit]

bing chilling

ishowpeed

[gloomy crest]

1925 was 100 years ago, moai is a few more centuries older

[slate summit]

kai cenat

[indigo hare]

You know what

[slate summit]

ohio

[indigo hare]

You’re done

Kid

[gloomy crest]

yea I SAID IT

[slate summit]

lightskin stare

whole reddit chungus

[zenith dirge]

alright you've made your point, shut up now please

[slate summit]

okay ive officially run out of brain rot

[zenith dirge]

thank you

[slate summit]

YOUR BRAINROT FILTERS ARE LACKING GENTLEMEN

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-nickelodeon-sigh-phew-gif-3406032206381683784

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-13486077408184960752

[subtle rock]

moai was the first printing press ever

[slate summit]

well now you know the whole brainrot dictionary children

do you want me to repeat it so we can all remember better

[gloomy crest]

he’s seen everything happen for the first time

the first fire

[subtle rock]

dark souls ref

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6EgxCJHOMOEuhoYjyW4oJ2?si=_6VSCtD2TM654UZilqCcQw @last whale

[gloomy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199774434047819818/1332045056709886095/togif-14.gif

[slate summit]

what the fuck is that

[subtle rock]

oink

[modest nest]

if i do not fix halfsword soon im going to do a halfsword irl in a random bank

[subtle rock]

natasha

[stable basin]

is there any other way than #halfsword-chat-⚔ message this to fix the the stuck on violence settings glitch? ive seen a few people now say that this method didnt work out for them

[slate summit]

terrible. I myself prefer me some tiktok brainrot songs

[wind geode]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/2sIv7llNoYWlsfIiceeJhT?si=06195149e5a04e3c

[indigo hare]

The people who say it didn’t work, didn’t do it correctly

[slate summit]

discord mods have no music taste

[indigo hare]

It works 100%

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/star-lord-what-rage-gif-21026712

[pearl coral]

the song or the cover

[slate summit]

when i quit being a discord mod my music taste increased massively

[stable basin]

alright 👌

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-reaction-ninja-low-taper-fade-gif-1784137995500051652

[slate summit]

LOW TAPER FADE

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT ONE

[indigo hare]

I can walk you through it if you’re having an issue. In my personal experience every person who couldn’t get it to work, managed to have it work after someone brought them through step by step. It’s not a big deal, just how it goes lol

[slate summit]

where in germany are you from

[wind geode]

Nrw

[modest nest]

please do

[stable basin]

its someone else im trying to help- https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365507305042350100

[cobalt shoal]

Ass Itch is so relatable

[modest nest]

vc1? ill be muted bc of my mic being dead

[gloomy crest]

What

[untold wraith]

24/7

[slate summit]

Where in nrw

We might be fucking neighbours

[gloomy crest]

only place I know in Germany is Hamburg and Hamburg

[wind geode]

North of the Rhine

duh

[indigo hare]

Gotcha

[slate summit]

Ah I live near bonn

[untold wraith]

Have i seen u before?

[indigo hare]

Dm

[modest nest]

alr

[sour oracle]

True or false: "Only a coward kills their enemy while their backs are turned, and from a distance. Real men get up and personal, watching the life drain from his enemy's eyes."

[slate summit]

no real men kiss their enemy

[wind geode]

Probably, I've been here pretty long

[stable basin]

yeah, when willie stabs me in the back with a spear while im fighting another, ITS COWARDICE!

[gloomy crest]

wait how old are you

[slate summit]

You are saying when willie rams his massive spear into your backside its cowardly?

[wind geode]

I mean the server

[gloomy crest]

oh yea

[wind geode]

That is in fact in NRW

[gloomy crest]

but how old are you

[slate summit]

While you are giving your attentions to another man

[last whale]

Why the fuck is it 37 minutes long

[slate summit]

Correct

also dude its 4:30 am go to sleep

[wind geode]

19

[stable basin]

whats with the rephrase

[sour oracle]

OK, retake: "cowardice is disgraceful unless you're playing Half-Sword (where the controls are quite funky asF). Then in that case, use every means you're willing to justify."

[gloomy crest]

frick I thought you were gramp status

[wind geode]

At least I'm not the youngest here

[gloomy crest]

like moai

[untold wraith]

I don't remember for some reason. Schizophrenia update when?? 😂🫱

[pearl coral]

idk but it’s peak

[stable basin]

its cowardice yes!

[last whale]

True...

[slate summit]

Im just saying that when willie rams him massive spear into your back side while you are giving your attentions to another man from the front its rather cowardly?

?

[pearl coral]

the lyrics are really cool

[slate summit]

thats what u said

[wind geode]

Well I haven't really been active since february

I was a lot more before

[untold wraith]

That'd make sense then

I became more active after feb

[wind geode]

Especially when the blood update dropped

[stable basin]

when willie stabs me in the back while im fighting someone else then yes its cowardice good sir

[gloomy crest]

is that Joan of arc in your pfp

[slate summit]

when willie rams him massive spear into your back side while you are giving your attentions to another man from the front its rather cowardly

[untold wraith]

No

[last whale]

After reading the lyrics, I agree

[agile helm]

i become active when its time to verbally attack GamOfGaturn

[wind geode]

Idk it's an unused icon from the 2023 Demo

[slate summit]

when willie rams him massive spear into your back side while you are giving your attentions to another man from the front its rather cowardly

when this scenario happens to me there are sometimes also other men who want to join in the action. sometimes there are dead men too

[visual agate]

hi

[untold wraith]

👌

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd-kcd-2-kcd2-hans-hans-capon-gif-9030180507792167102

[stable basin]

how are dead men attacking you

[gloomy crest]

okay im gonna sleep

[visual agate]

gn

[cobalt shoal]

Good night.

[visual agate]

horse 🥀

[slate summit]

they are watching the cowardly backside ramming happen

[stable basin]

later simple horse calculator

[agile helm]

worse than just saying "ok."

[wind geode]

no

[gloomy crest]

unlike some people… looks at mopsenfielder

[untold wraith]

Thats the point

[agile helm]

your life is forfeit

[wind geode]

Well it's friday

[slate summit]

and its almost 5 am

[untold wraith]

Atl you had someone reply to you. Say thank you rn

[stable basin]

hows everyones days been

[agile helm]

im extremely ungrateful so no

i will never bow down to any one person

cause im a smegme male

[slate summit]

what

[agile helm]

nothing its not important

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-8948163688156071890

[wind geode]

Yeah, so this would hit even harder

[agile helm]

i will remain out of spite

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/sneaky-lordoftherings-gollum-tricked-fooled-gif-3820027

[untold wraith]

Good boy

[agile helm]

☹️

[untold wraith]

Getteeeem 😂🫱🥈

[wind geode]

Cs in 4:3 on a 21:9 Monitor hits crazy

[untold wraith]

Ez win

[slate summit]

im slightly concerned for your mental health

[agile helm]

isnt it a candelabra

[slate summit]

is that a fucking spell?

[untold wraith]

Wouldn't you like to know

[agile helm]

ill spell your fist with my face buddy

fuck

[wind geode]

have you seen my rdr2 gameplay

[agile helm]

sir yes sir :salut

bullshit wtf man

[slate summit]

mine consists of shooting civilians with a longbow

its just so satisfying

ive never actually played the game trough

[untold wraith]

Tnt arrow execution

[slate summit]

At one point like halfway i just stopped playing and only started shooting civilians with a longbow

much more fun ngl

[untold wraith]

Go to van horn

[slate summit]

dont have that unlocked

i only have normal arrows. sadge

[untold wraith]

You can just go there thug

[cobalt shoal]

Haha

[untold wraith]

Its a location

[slate summit]

i meant tnt arrows

[untold wraith]

Oh

[agile helm]

you kill the horses?????

[untold wraith]

U don't?

[slate summit]

how the fuck did you manage to miss a non moving target while using a fucking shotgun

[cobalt shoal]

I love killing the horses lol

[slate summit]

from 4 meters away

[agile helm]

i would massacre all of saint denis but i could never defend someone who shoots the animals

[slate summit]

thats...impressive

[zenith dirge]

doodoo ass gameplay made, uploading now

[unreal bay]

He is a counter strike player

[slate summit]

lmao

[untold wraith]

My response

[agile helm]

ghm what do you think about them shooting the animals

[cobalt shoal]

What's wrong with killing the horses?

[unreal bay]

Hunting is a good sport for the elites.

In video games idgaf, in irl sure. Bad

[untold wraith]

Tnt a wagon off a cliff. Jump in the back and you're wagon skiing

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/rust-gif-26056404

[agile helm]

no clue honestly

[untold wraith]

Killing the horses in the process

[slate summit]

have about 800 hours in rust

[untold wraith]

I have 2000 on rdr2

[violet garden]

Don’t you know everything you do in games reflects what you do and/or want to do irl

Also DnD makes you worship satan

[unreal bay]

When I make new friends, I play rust with them, as a screening process

[agile helm]

did i not just say i would massacre saint denis

[violet garden]

Friends don’t make friends play rust

[slate summit]

who the fuck has friends?

[zenith dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUL-H6mohMM rate my new trash ass video

[violet garden]

You’re an evil and bad person

[quartz pelican]

not me

[unreal bay]

Me!!! :))))

[wind geode]

No no, I play everything

[untold wraith]

Big g don't Fall for gandalfs ragebait

[wind geode]

but a lot of cs yeah

[untold wraith]

He pretends he's stupid for the sake of our responses

[agile helm]

no dont worry me and gandalf are lovers its all in good fun 😁

[violet garden]

Not even ragebait. Absolute nonsense. You disappoint me endlessly.

[untold wraith]

A foolishly foolish excuse for a fool

[quartz pelican]

33333333333333333333333333333

[agile helm]

elaborate

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-honse-freaky-freaky-horse-freaky-honse-gif-15343598639597496987

[untold wraith]

You might be onto something

[indigo hare]

i think instead of adding more words to brainrot filter we should just add entire people to be filtered out of chat

[quartz pelican]

2423fK )@ CLA =- @-20202 0202 0g4i kMW) W$IG_ $W
OGt otyhy, tktktk ,a or 04gprf ga-0 ,2030303t cooeserrog db. y'know?

[agile helm]

yeah can we get rid of Gam

[untold wraith]

Gandalf and only gandalf

He's beyond brainrot

[violet garden]

A non-excuse from a non-fool is what you see.

[slate summit]

guys i will now lay in bed and watch youtube. if im not back in atleast 2 hours know i have fallen asleep and fucked up my sleep schedule for the next week

[violet garden]

Not true you know nothing

[untold wraith]

If that were the case, I would not have said that

[quartz pelican]

also fuck the boss for commoner and militia

[untold wraith]

I know everything

[agile helm]

i know chevys fuckin suck

[indigo hare]

at least take em to dinner first

[violet garden]

You have a dishonest spirit

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[wind geode]

I need more

[violet garden]

Vacuums suck actually

[wind geode]

Inglorious Basterds mentioned

[agile helm]

yeah trust me i know that very well

[agile helm]

im a big fan of housekeeping

[vague tinsel]

Its great! the memes makes sense!

[violet garden]

Educated and philosophical man

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[untold wraith]

Mods woke

[pearl coral]

@last whale i sent that country song to my grandpa

[untold wraith]

Just saw this on tiktok

[wind geode]

Pinpple

[visual agate]

pineapple

[vague tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkDyVcE7w5g

[violet garden]

What country song

[pearl coral]

are you my cousin by chance

[untold wraith]

Yeah

[agile helm]

gam would you get rid of your fed girlfriend if she said that

[pearl coral]

the one shizton sent me , Mountain Man by Dirtwater

[pearl coral]

probably not

[violet garden]

Don’t know it. Not worth listening to.

[agile helm]

i might have to yk no loose ends