general-catfish-🐱🐟

[spark quartz]

Like morrowind from what I heard is nuts and oblivion is pretty good too but skyrim is simple comparatively

[quiet sun]

look at Dragon Age. The rot of RPG franchises is real

[drowsy finch]

So long as I can get immersed in being a silly goober

[quiet sun]

First time beast races have ever looked good is huge

[spark quartz]

Eh

[idle crest]

zbrush is where its at, although that cthulhu idol was long before i got zbrush.

[drowsy finch]

I'm glad this remaster came out because I will not give older bethesda games a chance, they give me headaches

[quiet sun]

I can't wait

[spark quartz]

Fr they're so ugly

[velvet crescent]

This the type shit i was on in 2019

[drowsy finch]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!

Dear fantasy writers,

Make your beast races just straight up furries, and it will always be better.

Love,
Rali Folley.

[velvet crescent]

I think they looked good in skyrim, i just wish they had digitigrade legs or whatever

[quiet sun]

I can't wait to see what modders do with the game being UE5 based as well

[drowsy finch]

I dinnae care how good at the time it was, fallout 3 is ugly as hell :(

[neat tundra]

If nobody on the dev team or the playtesters want to fuck the character design.
It's a bad character design

[drowsy finch]

I'm not touching mods with a tamriel sized pole

[velvet crescent]

old bethesda games are just ugly as hell

[quiet sun]

Hell nah the models and textures were already ass for the humanoids, beasts got the short end of the stick.

[drowsy finch]

Objectively true

[velvet crescent]

I disagree

[quiet sun]

This is what Larian said when they made BG3, and now that game is sexy as hell

[idle crest]

skyrims environment textures are atrocious and skyrim aint even that old

[drowsy finch]

I'm gonnae have to play when I get home from work, war is hell or something

[drowsy finch]

I refused to play without a remesh/retexture

[velvet crescent]

I like it when not everyone is sexy

people that complain when the video game woman isnt pretty enough are just weird

the asmongold types yknow

[idle crest]

skyrims textures are all pretty much 2048x2048 at least and would look no different if they were downscaled to 1024x1024

[drowsy finch]

Also FUCK THAT WATER MOD THAT MADE IT CRASH ON LAUNCH FOREVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

[quiet sun]

They did a good job of making that the case looks like with oblivion

[neat tundra]

I refuse to play without mods, but I also can't play the game when I have mods.
So I'm in a tight spot

[spark quartz]

For some reason I have an easier time playing old fallout games but not old es games

I think its artstyle

[unkempt zodiac]

what if the real game was the mods we searched for along the way

[velvet crescent]

all the beast races look like ron perlman lmao

im down for it

[drowsy finch]

i hate both equally, they irk me so very much

[quiet sun]

Hell yeah baby

[velvet crescent]

i dont hate them but theyre definitely harder for me to get into

its why skyrim and fallout 4 are my favorite games and not their predecessors, just easier to play and look at

[spark quartz]

I cannot stand that dude

[velvet crescent]

idk how he has a following at all

[drowsy finch]

I can't play a game that looks like this

[spark quartz]

Lots of lonley redpilled losers out there

[lime harness]

so far I've noticed, the only games that let flamethrowers be good is

Rising Storm 2 Vietnam
Hell Let Loose (kinda)
Foxhole
and some fuggin roblox game called Trenches

[quiet sun]

I tried playing New Vegas and shit had me nausious

[drowsy finch]

I really really didn't like New Vegas

[velvet crescent]

new vegas is too orange

[lime harness]

rali,
don't you dare bad mouth oblivion

[quiet sun]

Trenches fucks don't you talk shit

[spark quartz]

Squad 44 and helldivers 2

[quiet sun]

you late or sumn?

[velvet crescent]

i prefer the green filter of 3 but both of them have shitty combat mechanics so i dont really like either

[drowsy finch]

I'll say what I say! !!! I think its uggy !!!

[lime harness]

I said that lets flamethrowers be good,

[spark quartz]

Oh and battlefield 5

[quiet sun]

Is S44 good?

[lime harness]

so therefore it was a compliment

[quiet sun]

Considered getting it

[spark quartz]

It's hell let loose but for a more hardcore milsim enjoyer

[velvet crescent]

crazy that 2019 was 6 years ago

[lime harness]

ah yes, bf 5 and the einstossflammenwerfer 46

jesus christ I feel like sneezing on them would do more damage

[quiet sun]

How does it compare to Squad OG?

[drowsy finch]

Its main issue its that its in the uncanny valley of being kind of modern, but also old at the same time. Its the same issue I have with half life 1's "HD" textures/remodels

[indigo hare]

Pffft I remember that shit coming out and it being peak

[idle crest]

skyrim vanilla texture vs my work in progress texture. Both are the exact same image resolution (2048x2048)

Yes i know mine is less contrasted or vibrant but im mainly just showing the difference in image detail.

[spark quartz]

Nah the one you get in the pacific

It's a full on flamethrower

[lime harness]

oh that one

[drowsy finch]

jhiuhbhrigwghiuwh literallyyyyyyy

[velvet crescent]

Yee just looking at them as textures, yours are a major improvement

[lime harness]

yeah that one slaps

[quiet sun]

detail is good yeah, def needs the color matched

[spark quartz]

It plays a lot like old squad as far as I can tell

[drowsy finch]

I've grown a lot of resentment towards skyrimm

[neat tundra]

Damn so the resolution was fine but the artist sucked?

[velvet crescent]

i almost dont believe theyre the same resolution

[drowsy finch]

I wish they gave it more time story/mechanic wise

[velvet crescent]

the difference is insane

[idle crest]

To be fair having lighting information in the textures isnt usually a good idea for a game that has a daynight cycle.

[lime harness]

Foxhole is the best when it comes to flamethrowers though, for the pure reason of proximity voice chat

because it's the only game where I've heard enemy players cry in fear as a friendly flamethrower yells "PURGE HERETICS"

[idle crest]

YES lmao

[velvet crescent]

Heretic was a great movie

[idle crest]

when you realise that every rock, every pebble, every mountian face, has a 4k texture on it you realise that skyrims engine was not the fucking issue lmao.

[lofty kindle]

'resource management' was on vacation.

[lime harness]

Friedrich,

in the words of the almighty

"It Just Works"

[velvet crescent]

i think oblivion was almost blindingly vibrant and skyrim was painfully gray

[lime harness]

and Morrowind was, very silly

[idle crest]

When i say every rock, every pebble, every mountain face, i mean that skyrim has two rock textures and every single natural rock formation uses one of the two lmfao.

[velvet crescent]

i also hate going to solstheim in skyrim for this reason

[lofty kindle]

Oblivion had to much light in the textures. Everything glowed.

[velvet crescent]

everything is just gray. everywhere

[idle crest]

pebbles use the same 4k texture as rockfaces on the mountains.

[velvet crescent]

i know thats the point because its literally ash but it makes it so dreary to play in

[neat tundra]

So basically baked rim lighting?
God damn

[lime harness]

give me a game with the kettering bug and I'll be happy

[idle crest]

In short you could make skyrim look a thousand times better with 1 mod and it would run just as well as vanilla skyrim

no performance decrease at all.

[indigo hare]

But I loved the colors of the original oblivion

[velvet crescent]

you planning on doing it?

that seems like quite the endeavor\

[indigo hare]

None of that grey bleak setting that like every modern game does

[idle crest]

Its what ive been trying to do, did about half of whiterun so far, although trying to make a rock texture that looks good on every single rock is fucking hard.

[velvet crescent]

True I imagine

[idle crest]

again the pebbles share the same texture as the mountain faces hahahaha

[lofty kindle]

Great color pallet to much luminosity.

[indigo hare]

Uhm no it’s easy, just make it look like a rock

Duh

[velvet crescent]

[idle crest]

even just making a rock texture that looks good on all mountian faces is hard because it often conflicts with the geometry of at least some models.

[velvet crescent]

The shitty textures make clipping a non-issue

it was actually a genius move on bethesda's part

make the game look worse so we dont have to make mountains

[idle crest]

This was a shitty stone wall texture i tested for whiterun when i was learning how to use substance designer. (its 512x512)

[velvet crescent]

i want to try substance designer but it looks too hard for my pea brain

[neat tundra]

What if you basically just recreated the original texture but in your style?
Key details like the cracks are the same, but you can kinda do whatever you want from there.

I noticed in the whiterun stone tiles that tiles that were cracked in the original are less cracked in the retexture.
So is it a misalignment issue with rock textures?

[idle crest]

512x512 is 16 times less pixles than the vanilla stone wall texture btw

[velvet crescent]

kinda crazy that it looks like the same resolution as normal skyrim walls

[copper tusk]

try coding in c++ instead

[velvet crescent]

did bethesda upscale the textures or do they really just look that much worse?

[copper tusk]

very easy (trust)

[idle crest]

Thats what ive been trying to do, requires lots of trial and error though.

[velvet crescent]

i used to but gave it up because of technical difficulties

like actual technical difficulties. my computer was dying

[idle crest]

another shitty stone wall texture i did when i was getting to grips with designer, right next to a vanilla skyrim texture of the same resolution and scale.

[velvet crescent]

it looks like the og texture was sent through three sharpening filters and then a deepfryer

[idle crest]

skyrims textures look like they went through a photoshop oilpaint filter

[neat tundra]

They put the fumking shadow and ambient occlusion 😭 in the texture

[velvet crescent]

well yeah

[idle crest]

Yep, doing that isnt always bad, but it needs to be done so that its not out of place in different light conditions

[velvet crescent]

was going to elaborate but i lost my train of thought my b

it wouldve been really good and funny and thought-provoking though.

[neat tundra]

Ball

[velvet crescent]

hes not a seal

[velvet crescent]

is designer as complicated as its ui would lead me to believe?

[idle crest]

Not really, just takes getting used to

[gloomy crest]

guys im back from ziplining

[velvet crescent]

how was it

[idle crest]

Two of my favorite textures i did. (The floor in the left image and the wall in the right one)@velvet crescent

Ill stop sending images of them now.

[velvet crescent]

Hell yeah man those look great

[gloomy crest]

scary

[velvet crescent]

Big improvement

[velvet crescent]

Makes sense

[idle crest]

Cheers, gotta do that corner brick texture at some point, the one that runs up the edges

in the archway

[whole finch]

That's him. Doetr Pe'er.

[velvet crescent]

Are those just like, layered on top of the regular stone textures?

[idle crest]

They fucking did it again lads. They did the horse armour dlc again.

[velvet crescent]

HORSE ARMOR 🔥

125GB is way too much for a remaster tho. idc how good it looks

[idle crest]

Its a seperate mesh that sits above the wall mesh and has an alpha map.

[velvet crescent]

but i still bought it so i guess i dont care

[velvet crescent]

I figured

Ive never really thought about it tho

kinda crazy how theres so much that goes into these games that you'll just never think about

[idle crest]

Ive seen real people like that tbf

[velvet crescent]

I never really cared for character creation in bethesda games because everyone was just so ugly, but now im kinda excited

i liked it in starfield at least

i think a lot of modern games have the problem of giving us 3 normal hairs and then 400 absolutely ridiculous hairstyles that literally no one will ever use

[quiet sun]

Holy fuck it remains

[forest falcon]

mmm i bit into an apple and it's rotting near the core, уummеrs

[quiet sun]

did you make this face?

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-gif-22210485

I buyed it to play as the funny car

[pallid jungle]

плдщыатщлпта здарова ребята

[astral basin]

English

[pallid jungle]

сорри бро айм хуево спик инглишь

[lofty kindle]

English on please.

[forest falcon]

ру чат в #русский

[pallid jungle]

oy nixuya ti borziy

[merry wyvern]

C ock.

Perhaps balls.

[autumn laurel]

dont push it

[merry wyvern]

Maybe even gock if you're so inclined.

[pallid jungle]

practite pacani

[merry wyvern]

Ew non English creature

[pallid jungle]

ya normis

[merry wyvern]

Rali, stone this one to death.

[drowsy finch]

England in the 18th century

[drowsy finch]

Gwuh

[merry wyvern]

Lmao

[merry wyvern]

He does not speak the Kings English and must be punishwd

[idle crest]

Lol i just asked a guy i know where the best place to get an arming doublet made would be and he reminded me that his wife makes them

I completely forgot.

[stable basin]

yo hablo ingles

[gloomy crest]

smigma smigma

guess what im back from

im back from ziplining smigma isnt that so cool

[drowsy finch]

I loverdha cjat :)

[stable basin]

i thought you were bypassing the brainrot for a split second

🙏

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/he-was-forced-to-eat-gif-21816271

[honest hedge]

Good, some physical activity is good.

[merry wyvern]

Hi Vox and Abom

Also hello smegmapoot

And vel

[honest hedge]

Good night.

[forest falcon]

ay

[granite lake]

Trench crusade is so peak🔥🔥🔥

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/very-soon-gif-26337169

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-grayson-loud-sound-despair-mark-vs-cecil-gif-1709376508743085262

[cobalt nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-164259582336575534

[alpine mango]

😴

[fierce hearth]

does anyone have the link for the trainer mod

[lofty kindle]

#modders-guild-hall Check the pins

[fierce hearth]

🙏 🚽

[granite lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171331784651325511/1176884403922796554/PRAYER.gif

[pulsar owl]

mcmodderbeast

[vocal juniper]

facebook wilding

[granite lake]

is that ai

[pulsar owl]

AI brushwork is so wack dawg

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cream-cone-lip-tongue-vanilla-gif-14600020

[vocal juniper]

yes

[granite lake]

I thought that was hand made ngl

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1098448459717169183/1305965294677921842/462562817_604418048585771_6207936563414681892_n.gif?width=229&height=227

[pulsar owl]

is this a real amnimal?

[granite lake]

new animal sighted 2027

[pulsar owl]

duckcat

duckat

ducat

[granite lake]

it’s either cuck or dat

choose one

[pulsar owl]

dat cuck ova dere

[slate summit]

after getting stabbed straight through the brain (after sustaining multiple debilitating chest injuries) this man lived another 7 seconds while actively screaming

by debilitating chest injuries i mean he was stabbed trough the upper torso completely 4 times

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE NPCS ACTUAL TERMINATORS???

[pulsar owl]

people died slower in 1470

[granite lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925855860557746267/1166632691949645824/togif.gif

[pulsar owl]

less processed foods

[slate summit]

yes i imagine this is it

[granite lake]

notice how people in the Middle Ages didn’t get cavities

[slate summit]

man i really gotta cut out those nachos maybe il survive a stab trough the brains too

[granite lake]

all because of no processed food

[slate summit]

i think not having teeth might also take a factor

[granite lake]

true….

[pulsar owl]

people in the middle ages never died in cars

[drowsy finch]

Things truly were objectively better in the 1400s…

[pulsar owl]

car accidents had a suspicious spike in the 20th century

[true star]

No lol

[pulsar owl]

probably cuz of fluoride

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/flouride-jojo-eyes-flouride-eyes-zuckerberg-gif-25695405

[granite lake]

the quality of life was truly better.. 😔

Notice how people didn’t die in the middle ages

[pulsar owl]

mcwonderdentist

[indigo hare]

I had someone genuinely argue with me that humans used to live to be around 150

[true star]

Yeah cause they did

Idiot

[pulsar owl]

old testament behavior

[indigo hare]

I’m tired boss

[granite lake]

common knowledge

[lofty kindle]

Read the bible, those are rookie numbers.

[drowsy finch]

They literally did? Were you not listening to how much better we, collectively and without exception, had it in the 1400s?

[true star]

Wasn’t there that 700 year old guy in Indiana Jones

That’s pretty realistic right

[granite lake]

All because he ate natural food… not processed food bs smh

[true star]

True actually! And the holy grail but that doesn’t matter

[slate summit]

I stabbed this man STRAIGHT through the ribcage, one lung, the heart, and severed his spine and the blade came out the back. This man then proceeded to MOVE around and moan on the ground for the next 22 seconds until he died (i checked exactly where the blade went into the torso and timered the kill)

please good sir tell the devs to stop making these NPCs die harder than the fucking terminator like holy

[indigo hare]

The same guy would argue that he doesn’t wear deodorant because it gives you cancer, while smoking 3 cigars just in the work day

[pulsar owl]

I hope we get a willie facial randomizer

[true star]

Never thought I’d see the day for willie corecore

[pulsar owl]

mcqwertybeast

[lofty kindle]

The metals in Deodorant's have shown to have a correlation with some cancers.

[true star]

Can’t win

[drowsy finch]

What about a causation ?

[lofty kindle]

It finally downloaded I am off to see if they Butchered my favorite title with this remaster.

[true star]

Which title?

[drowsy finch]

Lemme ken how it goes :)

[pulsar owl]

we're going to make deodorant metal again

[lofty kindle]

More research is needed.

[lofty kindle]

Oblivion

[indigo hare]

If you smoke multiple cigars a day you can’t make that argument anymore!!!

[true star]

Probably

[idle crest]

I could spend money on this remaster but its entierly possible i wont even open it

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/take-no-shit-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-19763542

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-sigma-gm-sigma-wolf-pack-rise-and-grind-alpha-male-gif-18436891353706736629

[candid panther]

ello

[pulsar owl]

the gamer mindset

[idle crest]

Yeahhh

[indigo hare]

Mcwonder about to tell me why I’m wrong and stupid

[lofty kindle]

Tobacco is healthier then it is made out to be.

[drowsy finch]

He plays all of these, actually

[pulsar owl]

ZERO dispsosable income andy

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/but-trump-gif-1624425386441397719

[idle crest]

Isn't the whole inhaling smoke the issue though?

[indigo hare]

Look it’s you mcwonder

[idle crest]

Its my third most expensive hobby.

[granite lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/486049908248412160/1165820986550145114/ezgif-3-18185c7e26.gif

[slate summit]

btw which voice actors did the death sounds??

[pulsar owl]

fun fact filtered cigarettes do not provide a statistical benefit to unfiltered cigarettes when it comes to developing cancer overall

[granite lake]

if smoking isn’t healthy then how come this horse is smoking

[indigo hare]

Kepon

[slate summit]

GIVE HIM A RAISE NOW

[pulsar owl]

what are your first two? tabletop games and hookers?

[drowsy finch]

Horses die, thus they aren’t healthy

[slate summit]

they are actually fucking horryfying. Like holy god they are amazing

[indigo hare]

He gets paid in stale bread

[idle crest]

Tabletop games is one of them, armour is the other.

[granite lake]

lies

horses never die

[drowsy finch]

Its true, they die all the time

[pulsar owl]

I know to whom you meant to reply big man no need to delete

[drowsy finch]

Constantly, even

[rain bluff]

everything at some point in its live has to die

[indigo hare]

Everyone I love will never die

[drowsy finch]

Millennial Anthem…

[lofty kindle]

The treatments of the tabacco is the worst factor, but yes inhaling any form of smoke introduces carcinogens to the lungs. Allot of chemical washes are used by the large manufacturers.

[idle crest]

Oh i did not even notice that i replied to the wrong guy

[true star]

Millions now living will never die

[indigo hare]

You get it

[pulsar owl]

tabletop makes sense, I imagine armor is marginally more costly

[lofty kindle]

Life is a waterfall, one in the river and one again after the fall.

[drowsy finch]

Foot stomp, clap

[granite lake]

no they don’t they just respawn

[idle crest]

I honestly dont know if ive spent more on armour than tabletop models.

[drowsy finch]

That process involves dying, checkmate atheist

[granite lake]

your mom will never die

[idle crest]

actually to be honest i have a single helmet that cost me £600 alone.

[indigo hare]

Blood on my trainers? Nah can’t risk it.

Bros making bops

[granite lake]

grrrr!!!!!

[idle crest]

Showed my mum this guy, he is brilliant.

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-slenderman-funny-crazy-static-gif-16672950505700816608

[pulsar owl]

mandem over by the chip shop nah can't stand them

[granite lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876991025657303091/1282075707144409119/caption.gif

[rain bluff]

every single person will die
every single thing will die
the universe will die
so make the most of your life wile you can and don't waste your time and have fun in life

so real

[drowsy finch]

raise your words not your voice

[pulsar owl]

the universe won't die what is blud on about

[rain bluff]

we will never experience it

[idle crest]

Im planning on becoming god emperor of mankind at some point so hopefully i dont end up dying ever.

[drowsy finch]

Outer wilds reference …

[rain bluff]

cringeeeeeee

[pulsar owl]

Echoes of the Eye be like: hold on for a minute, heat death of the universe. I gotta go talk to an owl thing.

[drowsy finch]

I think the average t’au fire warrior could decimate the God Emperor in his prime
-# (I am completely biased)

[true star]

im planning on uploading my conciousness to the computer so

I dont think ill die anytime soon

[idle crest]

If I ever become emperor then its your soul im obliterating first.

[rain bluff]

removed cpu?

[pulsar owl]

outer wilds reference

[drowsy finch]

Regretful but understandable

[drowsy finch]

Hoo…

[pulsar owl]

Hootie hoo

[true star]

okay question does anyone have any theories on how to do that if you could

[drowsy finch]

When the sun wants to do some silly shit but I gotta go talk to an owl

[rain bluff]

do what

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-stop-stop-right-there-stop-it-talk-to-the-hand-gif-12345343

[drowsy finch]

Tell chat gpt to act like you

[pulsar owl]

me to the sun

[true star]

got it boss

[peak prawn]

Mr penis!!

[slate summit]

what is going on inside his head

[pulsar owl]

zero thoughts, just vibes

[true star]

Oh well there's like that whole thing in Neuromancer where Dixie is dead and he actually isnt really experiencing anything but a computer is approximating his thoughts... its weird

[peak prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228609842089033909/1275150307386720306/1065899082918412349.gif

[slate summit]

im vibing to this video ngl

[forest falcon]

i was expecting anything but the actual video

[slate summit]

are dark humour vids allowed

[forest falcon]

depends

[slate summit]

on what

[forest falcon]

many factors

[pulsar owl]

if you have to ask, don't send it

general rule of thumb

[slate summit]

@dim lion hey cutie i wanna post a meme but im not sure if its alright. Can i send it to you and you can tell me lmao

[pulsar owl]

oh DEFINITELY @ the mods

[slate summit]

is that against the rules?

[dim lion]

Lol sure

[slate summit]

nice

[rain bluff]

i was expecting a different outcome

[untold wraith]

Guten Morgan

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/guten-morgen-evangelion-evangelion-guten-morgen-good-morning-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-22037184

[dim lion]

Better to ask than go gung ho tbf

[rain bluff]

*Guten Morgen

[slate summit]

Okay i sent it

[untold wraith]

Just sent it and find out atp

[true star]

go in blasting

[forest falcon]

blueberry can i dm a gif to you it's hilarious but i'm not sure if I can post it here

[rain bluff]

this is as far as i know allowed

[untold wraith]

Ur mom

[dim lion]

Add em to the list
Send it

[untold wraith]

"angry dad takes you for a car drive" real ones know

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/wendy's-frosty-concerned-cat-slighty-gif-9373251423212401852

[rain bluff]

god dangit

[dim lion]

bet that's a twist you didn't expect

fr tho that's a classic video I love that

[slate summit]

okay my meme was not approved but rated funny

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-ace-ventura-unt-gif-22833328

[untold wraith]

I actually love this

Fyi

[pulsar owl]

do you get off to it?

[untold wraith]

No

[forest falcon]

alright that's it i'll go sleep

[pulsar owl]

you sick bastard?

[forest falcon]

samuel hideous

[untold wraith]

Same

[slate summit]

huh

[slate summit]

does anyone love stabbing people and just watching them slowly bleed out while screaming

[rain bluff]

yes

[forest falcon]

gn

[slate summit]

(ingame of course )

[rain bluff]

No

[jade walrus]

bro I'm stuck on baron this SUCKS

[slate summit]

im still fighting the hordes of enemies pre baron

i cant even get to the fucking baron

[untold wraith]

Duh fuck?

[slate summit]

i actually got to the golden fuck once but then he send me into nirvana with one slap to the noggin

[dim lion]

you really saved a three and a half minute video of a still image that says "I don't remember asking" with the entire song It's Just a Burning Memory ???

[trim copper]

ryan gosling is that you?

[whole finch]

first time i fought him he glanced my elbow with his axehead on accident and my circulatory system surfaced

[slate summit]

I got a video of an afghani army soldier shooting an RPG at a bunch of taliban

i got weird shit saved

[dim lion]

that's probably not something you wanna just shout out loud

[slate summit]

its from 400 meters so you cant see no nsfw shit

[dim lion]

I digress

[untold wraith]

Because I didn't remember asking

[tough slate]

REF DO SOMETHING

[whole finch]

"Yeah, by the way, I have a video of somebody being shot with a rocket!" wtf :weeping:

[tough slate]

edge lord over here

[slate summit]

well you cant really see them get shot

[still meadow]

if you die during ultimate challenge do you go back to the beginning

[whole finch]

nope!

[slate summit]

The RPG hits somewhere in the direction and all the gunfire magically stops

[dim lion]

the logical response to a 3 minute still image of a song playing

[whole finch]

it saves right at the ultimate challenge

[slate summit]

i have worse

[jade walrus]

I died

[tough slate]

bro just.. sybau 💔

[dim lion]

Can you like, stop?

[jade walrus]

screw this im save editing im done

[slate summit]

yes

[dim lion]

nobody is proud of you or thinks you're cool for having worse stuff.

[whole finch]

you're making this nothing but harder on yourself man

[tough slate]

how old are you is the real question 💔 no normal grown person has gore saved \

[rose tapir]

Gyatt

[dim lion]

do better.

[slate summit]

its not gore. theres no gore involved

[tough slate]

still there is no way you are above the age of 12

[dim lion]

you have videos of people dying saved to your phone

[untold wraith]

I also got this

[slate summit]

Not my phone

[indigo hare]

i dont believe you

[whole finch]

holy shit, dude

[rose tapir]

i got 8 one time

[dim lion]

oh my apologies.. your iPad...

[jade walrus]

wait a second, does the game actually save when you hit Baron? if you die in baron does it make you go all the way back

[rose tapir]

defo a fluke

[slate summit]

hey thats awfully rude of you

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-ishowspeed-gif-1290931606264393136

[tough slate]

incorrect again.. he has it on his....* 3ds * 💔

[whole finch]

bro is willie, somehow

[tough slate]

lmfao

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/bingo-tarantino-thats-a-bingo-gif-16052246

[covert hearth]

Bruh i impaled someone w a pitchfork, their body started tweaking tf out and the pitchfork flying around snapped my neck. Wtf.

[dim lion]

it's also rude to save videos of people dying and send them to other people online to desecrate their lives and disrespect their deaths

[whole finch]

"officer i only keep my snuff films on my IPAD 🙄 "

[dim lion]

but I digress.

[plain scroll]

You give me bad vibes

[tough slate]

dude leave him be he was just taken out the womb he had no idea

[dim lion]

It's supposed to save the baron tier, but we have heard reports of people still losing it upon death sometimes

[frail tree]

hey crashout

[indigo hare]

That’s cool and all but have you seen Willie dancing

[plain scroll]

That's Sam dancing. Willie doesn't have hair

[tough slate]

WE (yes we) want to see Willie's willy

[slate summit]

this game is an ad for being bald

[whole finch]

willie should do the wizard dance

[stone sedge]

That's Willie's cousin Billie

[indigo hare]

Dont tempt me, I already got yelled at once

[pulsar owl]

do not assign genitalia to Willy please

[granite lake]

ts
pmo

[indigo hare]

But as long as I spoiler it, it’s okay..

[granite lake]

erm…

[stone sedge]

Willie is a fungus

[slate summit]

okay now lets ask why he has THIS saved on his hard drive

[tough slate]

you can really see the pain in Willies clih or dih 💔💔'

[dim lion]

"Uhm, someone is posting softcore pornography in general chat."

[dim lion]

#1270577738826256536

[tough slate]

thank you God.

[indigo hare]

A picture of the game character? Because I’m a halfsword moderator!

[slate summit]

mods can do whatever they want

[rose tapir]

nice, even number for average

[granite lake]

pain in his dih 🥀

[stone sedge]

#1270577738826256536

[slate summit]

hey guys are politics allowed on the server

[indigo hare]

Pictures of naked Willie ≠ gore videos

[whole finch]

that is PERFECTLY average, dude. friggin sweet.

[slate summit]

if not i think we should get a channel just for politics

[cursive palm]

no

[slate summit]

its gonna be fun guys. trust me.

[dim lion]

That's what you think but my internet connection is so shit rn that I can't even upload a clip of me headbutting Willie 💔 ts pmo ong 🥀

[cursive palm]

i disagree

[tough slate]

bro its HALF SWORD. why do you NEED to talk about politics

[dim lion]

Have you even read the rules

[cursive palm]

there are discords about politics

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/smiley-face-smile-joy-want-spit-gif-9797795817090409654

[cursive palm]

this is not that

[slate summit]

i think im gonna do that rn

[plain scroll]

It's true

[rose tapir]

i love tryyna get ridiculous values

[indigo hare]

I think you got off to a real bad start in the server 😭

[tough slate]

"heh.. trust me.... 😼" we got an edge lord over here

[trim copper]

wow blue you became one of them

[stone sedge]

This guy's got the worst vibes

[pulsar owl]

how did you get level 3 dawg

[whole finch]

alright guys i'm starting to go crazy i'm gonna go hop off discord play something else

[slate summit]

talking

[tough slate]

do less of it.

[pulsar owl]

only thing worse than a newgen is a NEET newgen

gotta go wash my mouth god I hate that word

[slate summit]

but its fun

also can someone link me the rules i cant find them

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1358876229901615236/caption.gif

[dim lion]

#rules

[tough slate]

everytime you utter words my frontal lobe wants to explode

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-di-skibidi-toilet-skibidi-cameraman-skibidi-shower-gif-14100519840818449994

[cyan remnant]

Willie is so fine yall can’t keep denying it

[plain scroll]

[tough slate]

yeah keep looking at me like that Willie.... im almost done brochacho.

[granite lake]

Willie fan fic when?

[tough slate]

someone make it urgently

[cyan remnant]

April 24 2025

[plain scroll]

[tough slate]

LMFAO

[stone sedge]

[pulsar owl]

[plain scroll]

John half-life did not say that

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/httyd3-toothless-dance-cute-how-to-train-your-dragon3-gif-11990983

[tough slate]

yeah and its everywhere, clean up on isle my pants.

[granite lake]

whenever I close my eyes, Willie manifest in the darkness, is there a cure?

[tough slate]

why would you need a cure?

[stone sedge]

[pulsar owl]

"Wow, we've sure lived a half-life. This is quite an episode, too."

[indigo hare]

The irony of you saying this immediately after telling the guy every time he speaks your frontal lobe wants to explode

[plain scroll]

Please keep it appropriate. There are minors in this server that don't need to be reading all that

[tough slate]

well i cant control my attraction 😔

[cursive palm]

heard that

[tough slate]

of course king

[granite lake]

John freeman did not die for any of this

[stone sedge]

Gordon Frohman did though

[pulsar owl]

He didn't need to hear any of this

He was a highly trained professional

[tough slate]

Gordon freeman would infact give up his life for Willie.

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1363324529593811034/excuseme.gif

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-gregory-house-funny-gif-gif-15212503683643183371

[cursive palm]

i wonder if that guy found his political server

[cyan remnant]

Me when Willie

[slate summit]

why am i so massive

[tough slate]

I hope he deletes whatever gore he has on his phone bro 💔

[indigo hare]

Fellas please stop going after the guy you’re just gonna cause drama

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/silencing-the-evil-shut-up-cat-spam-gif-12771978950366181258

let’s just enjoy cat gifs

[tough slate]

send more, the world will be in your favor

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/crowpunk-cat-cheese-cheese-challenge-meme-gif-7001222862720148174

[granite lake]

https://tenor.com/view/true-or-rubbish-gif-25237550

[gloomy crest]

The fact this game already has mods is wild

[tough slate]

this is everything this discord server should be.

[granite lake]

is this goty material?!

[gloomy crest]

Tbh I'm surprised there's no armor or weapon mods

[granite lake]

wait this game has mods

[slate summit]

To be fair it is a demo

[granite lake]

I thought this was just a demo

[cursive palm]

demo with some mods

[tough slate]

the mods add NOTHING. like basically nothing.

[cursive palm]

demo is just a title, it's a game like any other game its got controls and graphics and all kinds of stuff

[granite lake]

what’s gonna be this years game of the year

[indigo hare]

The mods are just trainers mainly

[granite lake]

my pick is kdc2

kcd2

[cursive palm]

I bet theres a lot of overlap between kcd2 and this game's fans

[tough slate]

half sword mechanics would be cool in boxing game

[cursive palm]

call it fist play

[granite lake]

didn’t it used to be called fist play?

[cursive palm]

i dont know the history

when youre peasant class and do single combat the card says fist play

[granite lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1137626821643477073/1137627214268076073/MesFxQcu.gif

[whole finch]

holy shit this goffee doing something to me

[slate summit]

What mods do you guys use?

[drowsy finch]

Vanilla ! :)

[cursive palm]

i dont play the game i just swing the axe at the dummy

[slate summit]

i love how every time in ultimate i just get shat on, or i get pretty far and then get a fatal error crash

[drowsy finch]

Turn offff the goreeee

[slate summit]

isnt it the blood?

[cursive palm]

games more fun with gore thoughhh

[drowsy finch]

Same thimgg
-# also if you know the solution why aren’t you using it hrmmmm

[zenith dirge]

dismemberments you can keep, just turn the blood super low

[cursive palm]

DUDE I JUST SNAPPED MY OWN NECK IN THE MENU

WTF

[slate summit]

nice

[drowsy finch]

Go to abyss hell mow

[cursive palm]

apparently this is a common experience

I figured no one wouldve tried

[drowsy finch]

Nevk snapppp

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/my-epic-guitar-my-epic-musket-blood-and-iron-gif-22176465

[tough slate]

i just fubusged the game

JESUS stroke

finished is what i meant.

[drowsy finch]

Is this why he never speaks in half life

[tough slate]

i just died bro.

[drowsy finch]

:(

[tough slate]

i felt my fingers not working while i was typing what a weird feeling

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494646

Invest in wunna deeese

[tough slate]

i might.

[slate summit]

i stepped on a plancon in abyss and it insta killed me

[stone sedge]

Tbf if you stepped on something like that IRL you'd be taken out too

That's like stepping on Lego except it embeds itself even deeper into your foot

[slate summit]

if i step on a nail and get insta killed im suing god

[winter shard]

hello i have a question about half sword! why is the mouse curser off?! is there a fix mouse glich button?!?

[drowsy finch]

The mouse cursor is DEAD

[slate summit]

so is my will to live after 10 hours of ultimate challenge

[winter shard]

no its off by a little bit

[dim lion]

What

There is no cursor

[vernal minnow]

✊
Anybody's childhood game?

[dim lion]

alas

no

[cursive palm]

nope

[vernal minnow]

Sad

[zenith dirge]

who wants the she'd

[stone sedge]

Do you mean in the menu?

[velvet crescent]

The remake is so good so far

[dim lion]

now THIS

now we are talkin

[vernal minnow]

I would put this song in, and enjoy the game like i used as a kid

[dim lion]

peak EA sports

[stone sedge]

I swear I had something like that before but I don't remember the cause, but it was something between not alt tabbing, changing the resolution, or changing the windowed/fullscreen mode thing

[cursive palm]

casually drops high quality everlong mp3

thanks bro

[vernal minnow]

I just had that saved for lethal company videos
but never used
but hey, you have it now and you can experience nostalgia

[dim lion]

guys look at my chicken

it's got fluffy feet

[stone sedge]

Rare chicken

[dim lion]

stop sulking I have a chicken

a COOL chickenn

[vernal minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/playing-guitar-tim-henson-musician-guitar-electric-guitar-gif-22331327

[winter shard]

yes!

[stone sedge]

Tim Henson mentioned

[winter shard]

do you know whats wrong?

[stone sedge]

@winter shard Check this reply

[vernal minnow]

WHY IS THE CAT VIBING ON BEAT LMAO 😭

[vagrant tangle]

Yo

[stone sedge]

Might need to restart the game, change some settings around, it is fixable though

[winter shard]

ok thanks!

thats what i thought!

[dim lion]

Did you recently change monitor sizes?

I had that issue with another game recently

[vernal minnow]

Any game that existed before 2014 were peak
Everything was so peacefull 🥲

[vernal minnow]

Actually no shut up

[vernal minnow]

Dying light, not forgetting that game

[winter shard]

i just want to say yall have hellped with all of my halfsword questions and are awsome!!!!

[stone sedge]

Now that Blueberry mentioned the monitor thing I think when the demo updated it happened to me and I just needed to reset all my settings because the resolution was off

[winter shard]

W halfsword people!!!

[stone sedge]

It was a pain but doable

[dim lion]

[gloomy crest]

Ngl the billhook is my favorite yet least favorite weapon

[gloomy crest]

I love using it,hate fighting it

[stone sedge]

I wish I didn't sell mine

[gloomy crest]

One lil hook and your done

[stone sedge]

I also had a copy of Tales of Symphonia

[vernal minnow]

Hooly shit, thats peak dude 😭
what a sale
W mom

[dim lion]

Did u have

[cursive palm]

this is a universal experience

[dim lion]

Freekstyle...

[stone sedge]

No

[cursive palm]

my mom sold mine with melee and 3 controllers

[gloomy crest]

Lmao it's always hella funny to hook Willy's foot with the billhook

[cursive palm]

would be worth like 600 bucks or something now

[stone sedge]

I've got the Melee Gamecube

[winter shard]

that sucks but all of our moms have committed some atrocity like that i sware

[vernal minnow]

Oh wait
i thought you meant you got the game for 50 dollars-

[dim lion]

FIFTY DOLLARS

[stone sedge]

I think I might even still have the Melee Gamecube box

[zenith dirge]

50 dollars can get you a medium sized megalodon tooth

[stone sedge]

I think I sold mine for $30

[vernal minnow]

I thought otherwise..

[dim lion]

so did my mom..

[cursive palm]

so you had 2 gamecubes??

[stone sedge]

No lmao

[vernal minnow]

My childhood game was also
Anybody remember?

[cursive palm]

didnt notice this said box my b

[vernal minnow]

I heard its getting a remake
AND I FUCKING HOPE IT WILL
PLEASE RETURN THIS GAME BACK!!

[stone sedge]

No worries lmao. I've got the silver Melee Gamecube with a copy of Melee, a silver Gamecube controller, a blue one, a 32MB MadCatz memory card, and I had a copy of Gale of Darkness that I sold for way under value because I had no clue

[dim lion]

what guy

what fucking guy

vox

[zenith dirge]

Fiddy dolla is fiddy dolla

[dim lion]

For my MOM

[zenith dirge]

what year did she sell your game?

[indigo hare]

Yes

Awesome game

[drowsy finch]

I played that liek yesterweekkkk

[indigo hare]

Remember renting it from blockbusters back on the day

[vernal minnow]

If you have an OLD pc then you are lucky
because its not supporting new-pcs..

[dim lion]

I forgor

[grand bane]

no

[dim lion]

Long time go

[grand bane]

you are old

[indigo hare]

I’m saying I remember it

Yes I’m an…adult

[drowsy finch]

Are tea ecks for tea seven tea </3

[dim lion]

I'm crashing out

[stone sedge]

Schwatt

[dim lion]

It keeps cutting me off

[drowsy finch]

Damn you suck and holdimg the button down :(

[mystic shore]

🔥

[vernal minnow]

you kinda sound like schlatt no offense
😭

[dim lion]

I HAVEJT LET GO

[vestal vortex]

Lol

[dim lion]

[vernal minnow]

oh boy..

[grand bane]

that was 14.5 years ago

[vernal minnow]

Say something what jschlatt would say

[stone sedge]

Feels like just yesterday

[vernal minnow]

WHAT THE FUC-

[stone sedge]

uh

[vernal minnow]

😭

[dim lion]

yemil are you okay

[vernal minnow]

i dont think so

[stone sedge]

That sounds like a cry for help

[vernal minnow]

throw rocks at 3 birds!
means more meal.

[grand bane]

Anyone who understands the joke is my friend after introduction

[vernal minnow]

😭
you sound like you are abbout to collapse from drinking alot of alcohol

[spark quartz]

Jork

[dim lion]

when is she not

[vernal minnow]

thats a she?

[stone sedge]

She drinks a concerning amount

[spark quartz]

LMAO

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crushed-watermelon-pulverized-destroyed-gif-17029762601455777728

[drowsy finch]

Lorax moment

[vernal minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/lorax-thats-a-woman-gif-7783533

[rotund minnow]

LOL

[true star]

Yeah let’s bring that back

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[dim lion]

Oh silly hed how did u like the season finale of Common Side Effects

[spark quartz]

It was very good

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[idle crest]

Thats messed up

[dim lion]

Season 2...

[stone sedge]

Oh shit thanks for reminding me what that show was called, I was trying to remember

[subtle rock]

[stone sedge]

Drink water

[drowsy finch]

It has to happen, its the only thing thats fun…

[spark quartz]

I am excited

[drowsy finch]

I should do that in an artist discord….

[dim lion]

here 4 u 💙

[idle crest]

what about throwing rocks at twinks?

[vernal minnow]

time to play some flatout 2 King1Sob

wait what
fallout?

[dim lion]

I was gonna say

[stone sedge]

I feel like this message got more and more concerning the more you repeated it

[drowsy finch]

If twinks is code for windshields in a parking lot, absolutely

[dim lion]

Did they update it

[vernal minnow]

Sorry, my mind doesnt work

[idle crest]

nah its code for cute gay men.

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593348744762621964/1356692828037709945/GIF_20250401_141054_504.gif

[stone sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-geese-cobra-chicken-honk-honk-goosey-gif-26330184

[spark quartz]

Good lord the Restrooms at my work are so fucking disgusting

[dim lion]

DAILY MASTER POSTING

[spark quartz]

People do not know how to clean up after themselves

I work with goddamn primitive ape people

[subtle rock]

here 5 u

[drowsy finch]

The my favorite animal… the juice…

[stone sedge]

At my last job every time I went to the restroom it looked like someone discovered they had a firehose in their pants

Like how

How do you even fuck up that hard

[spark quartz]

There's a phantom shit smearer at my work that works on nightshift and smears their shit on the bathroom stalls

[drowsy finch]

They actually gun you down for doing this at my place

[mystic shore]

you can see the veins in his forehead 🔥

[quiet swan]

"we had to invent them"

[dim lion]

It's because he's pumping full of talent

[mystic shore]

a natural one, in fact

[dim lion]

daily master posting WITH THE DOOHICKEY

[stone sedge]

We need this man to square off against Joe

[subtle rock]

how 2 make problems go away for free

[stone sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8

[dim lion]

Pocket theremin!

[drowsy finch]

Me when squish bug

[stone sedge]

I kinda want a pocket theremin now

[dim lion]

What a wondrous doohickey

[stone sedge]

I also want that doohickey

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/wendigoon-wendi-mom-wendigoon-lec-your-mom-gif-14480703216921127790

[lunar stream]

half life 2 stalker scream

[drowsy finch]

Oeh noeh :(

[dim lion]

https://a.co/d/9LCA6fs

Just over fiddy bucks

[stone sedge]

Amazon tho

[dim lion]

Wym "Amazon tho"
they're gonna be pissing in bottles anyway, why not have them send you a pocket theremin?

[lunar stream]

i love how shortened amazon links are just a

[dim lion]

thocket peremin

[stone sedge]

I'll see if a local music store has one

[worthy ginkgo]

good day everyone

[drowsy finch]

I thought he said “I’ll kill you for a jellybean”

[stone sedge]

I read it that way too

[lunar stream]

i think he wants to kill someone

[lunar stream]

same 😭

[worthy ginkgo]

chat is dead

[slate summit]

what is 2+2

[worthy ginkgo]

5

[drowsy finch]

Its a consensus, he would kill the rabbit for a jellybean

[vernal minnow]

this song's name is so goofy but i love it 😭

[lunar stream]

3

[slate summit]

correct.

[drowsy finch]

Indubitably

[vernal minnow]

Back then we didnt really care for graphics and shit
we just cared how fun the game is

[dim lion]

it's such a classic tho

Sheeeee saaaaaid 🗣️
thanks for my misery and
iiiiii said🗣️
I needed company 🗣️

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-anime-little-bit-of-gif-24167997

[lunar stream]

will french stench make me rich in zimbabwe

[restive trench]

hello chat

[lunar stream]

hello cat

[restive trench]

hello cat

how are you

[lunar stream]

i require eep hbu

more than enough time

[restive trench]

i have an arabic exam tomorrow and im probably going to fail

not really though its kinda easy

[spark quartz]

Jork

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238970017329189024/1302524795937755188/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[drowsy finch]

Ayyy I’m fucken walkin ‘eree

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-13669406505701813608

[drowsy finch]

Jello jilly :)

[lunar stream]

york....

[drowsy finch]

Get out the fucken road !!!!!!

[spark quartz]

Hello raliraliraliralirali

[restive trench]

rail of the fallen

[drowsy finch]

Hie :3

[drowsy finch]

Hai veroooooo

I cannae wait to play the oblivion remakkejejekekeke :))))(6)6$)7$))))

[restive trench]

hi rrali, howre you

[drowsy finch]

Hgellooo :)

[subtle rock]

poop12

[drowsy finch]

I’m gooood thinkin g about what food I will eat on the road home

[subtle rock]

fat

[restive trench]

i cant wait to turn my pc into an atomic bomb once i launch oblivion remake

[drowsy finch]

Yeag !!

I wanna play as the silly catfolk againn

[restive trench]

kfc

[drowsy finch]

I would rather eat seven bricks :(

[restive trench]

but i thought you hated kajits

[drowsy finch]

The khajiit are the best race in elder scrolls fym !!!

[restive trench]

ive only tried kfc once and it was mid, but im in egypt so i didnt expect much, thought that usa kfc would be better or something

[spark quartz]

Wtf you live in Egypt

[lunar stream]

calmly said the average jeep driver

[spark quartz]

Going twenty miles over in the left lane riding every person's ass regardless of what's happening

[drowsy finch]

I’m always like 20 over :(

[stone sedge]

Of course Rali speeds

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-meme-soldier-training-russia-gif-573839459206529517

lmfao silly's edit 😭

[restive trench]

mustve been someone else

[restive trench]

surprisingly

[spark quartz]

I just did not expect that

[drowsy finch]

I stay like two cars back
-# its my family who doesnt and it scares the shit out of me

[restive trench]

😭

[spark quartz]

Bro is Bayek of Siwa

[restive trench]

true

i fought ra'

[slate summit]

we both killed each other. I sliced him in half and he brutally turned me into a shish kebap

[restive trench]

god damn

[spark quartz]

Return the slab ahh mf 😭

[shrewd vector]

it will be funny if the human models can be switched with horse or cow models

have bunch of horses and cows fight it out with swords and stuff 🤣

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277884477338681344/1290738159428173844/1001.gif

[quiet sun]

Oh lord

[spark quartz]

I try not to ride ass unless the mf is going two miles over what they're trying to pass

[restive trench]

wait is the game already out

[quiet sun]

Dropped hours ago

[slate summit]

yes

[spark quartz]

WHY TF DO PEOPLE DO THAT SHIT BRUH

[restive trench]

lets goo

[slate summit]

you are late

[restive trench]

let me check its specs rq

[lime bane]

https://tenor.com/view/tigerdog-gif-10538503491621402445

[quiet sun]

It’s bad dude

1070 I7 minimum, 16gigs ram

[spark quartz]

Mfers be trying to pass a semi going two miles over what they're doing and they take a goddamn eternity to pass its so annoying like bro you are going basically the same speed you do not need to pass

[lime bane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-car-cat-meme-silly-cat-cat-silly-gif-9694107904953655063

[slate summit]

DO NOT SAY I7 OR I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN

[restive trench]

i thought it was going to be worse, though the ram part is 💀

[quiet sun]

INTEL

[slate summit]

DUDE

[quiet sun]

I

7

And SSD required sheesh

[slate summit]

AN I7 COULD EITHER BE A MIDRANGE MODEL FROM 15 YEARS AGO THAT CANT RUN THE NO INTERNET DINOSAUR GAME OR A MID RANGE NEW PROCESSOR THAT CAN HANDLE BASICALLY EVERYTHING

[restive trench]

32 RECOMMENDED MEMORY WHAT THE FUCK

[slate summit]

I7 DOESNT SAY SHIT

[quiet sun]

I7 bud I7

[slate summit]

its not the fucking I9 or I5 or whatever that matters its the fucking generation

an I9 2100 cant run shit

[drowsy finch]

“I think I will match speeds with the guy next to me for no fucking reason”

[restive trench]

we're not multitasking with that one

[slate summit]

an I5 14th generation can run ALOT of stuff

so stop

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-just-stop-please-stop-stop-it-meme-gif-26307878

[lunar stream]

pull down the window just to clank drinks with them too

[lime harness]

"cannons back then (medieval times) were tough, and reliable"

shit opens history book

"cannons were known to sometimes just fucking explode"

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dxu-neptako-deepcord-regular-show-megamew-whark-pi-shin-bluefish-oil-cyberbagel-sun-sky-kanye-west-gif-419599290162137770

[restive trench]

i should go study now i, gonna fail bye

[drowsy finch]

Bye fail :3

[lunar stream]

rali i did not mean alcohol

[slate summit]

"There are cracks appearing in our giant bronze cannon and they are becoming bigger every time we fire. Should we stop?"

"Nah"

"K"

fucking explodes

[drowsy finch]

You meaned alcohol :(

[quiet sun]

Shittily cast cannons hell yeah

[lunar stream]

I DID NOT MEAN ALCOHOL I MEANT ANY DRINK IN A GLASS BOTTLE

[drowsy finch]

Like alcohol :(

[lime harness]

"FIRE THE SEIGE MORTAR WILLIAM"

but sire, there be a crack in the base

"I SAID FIRE"

[slate summit]

i mean if you fire for like two weeks straight trying to break down the walls of constantinople your cannon will not have a very long live span

[quiet sun]

There was this one cannon that was being tested and they overloaded the shit out of it and it blew up taking an entire ship of rich fucks with it to the grave

[lunar stream]

coca cola rali. they sell them in glass bottles.

[keen palm]

spend 30 minutes on baron challenge finally get a good start (fatal error the instant i start succeding)

[drowsy finch]

Rarely in america,
But alcohol :(((

[slate summit]

sounds like half sword

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317555418809106544/1359542495167512746/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

[keen palm]

should probably be a sign to focus on studying but nah i'm gonna keep putting my head into the wall

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/summoning-gif-16806659066271167689

[slate summit]

Love the fact that constantinople fell because they literally forgot to fucking lock a door

[lunar stream]

do NOT SUMMON THE TERRIFYING FISH

[quiet sun]

What the hell is this from I’ve seen it everywhere

[drowsy finch]

Shoebody bop

[quiet sun]

This is why I don’t and can never buy medieval fantasy fiction shit cuz it’s never stupid enough.

[lime harness]

very fun

especially when you remember constantinople used fucking flamethrowers and the Archimedes Claw to beat off the first attacks

[slate summit]

i just have the scene in my eyes of a group of Janissary´s charging the city and while they try to storm the wall with ladders he just walks towards the gate and opens it

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebody-bop-the-shoebody-bop-looking-up-smug-confident-gif-3357416365534435260

[quiet sun]

Game of Thrones at least had King Robert die cuz a boar fuckin disemboweled him

[slate summit]

after two months of fucking siege as well

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebody-bop-the-shoebody-bop-this-can't-be-impossible-surprised-gif-2335831952014030399

[drowsy finch]

The biggest thing I can’t believe is that knights were noble lol

[lime harness]

the entire cast died of dysentery on the way to the next kingdom

[slate summit]

"There is a giant chain across the harbour, how do we destroy it so we can get into the harbour?"

"Thats the neat part, we dont"

rolls logs aggresively

[drowsy finch]

Dime a dozen bagstabbing scumbags !!!!

[quiet sun]

Oh hell nah they were just like soldiers today, except they usually were way richer and more arrogant.

[lime harness]

or the idea that samurai used katanas as their main weapon

or the japanese just not wanting to use guns

[slate summit]

i mean if i was in a giant fucking battle and caked in mud from head to toe i would not hesitate to brutally rip my opponents ballsack off so i can survive

[lime harness]

here's exactly how it went down

"yo look at this thing I picked up from the foreign traders!, yeah it makes a giant smoke cloud and scares the shit out of people"

[slate summit]

fuck honor. that ballsack has to go.

[keen palm]

i mean they were bound by a very rigid class system that made them adhere to x and y responsibility

[quiet sun]

I sense a bottom surgery joke incoming

[keen palm]

both samurai and knight

[slate summit]

testicular torsion

[quiet sun]

[keen palm]

obviously human nature plays a big part so how noble they were is another question

[slate summit]

gunpowder is cool

[lime harness]

honor in medieval times could be changed with 20 bucks probably

[slate summit]

just like my sexuality

[lime harness]

I see