general-catfish-🐱🐟

[lucid atlas]

did she see it coming

[dim lion]

#1361486193476370562

[last whale]

Hi Mr. Marshal

[unreal bay]

Hi mr.shizzy

[gloomy crest]

chat

did you know thgat

[stone sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Ku6RGlJyk

[gloomy crest]

ed sheeran has a tattoo of the heinz logo on him

[idle crest]

You didn't happen to turn sss down did you 😏 💅

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-shcoked-gif-27654754

[unreal bay]

willie is a weird fungus

[last whale]

@pearl coral SAMUEL

[unreal bay]

nopes

[idle crest]

Pffffft

[pearl coral]

ok ok firing it up now

[unreal bay]

willies skin is just likethat

[dim lion]

the lore is confirmed by a dev

[gloomy crest]

pigeon

[ivory fjord]

Willy is an ork

[idle crest]

Oh I know sss when I see it, it's definitely not as obvious in these last two images.

[dim lion]

guys I'm listening to crazy frogs whole classic album because I'm on a nostalgia trip

I'm getting old

[unreal bay]

willies inner ears

[gloomy crest]

okay im gonna go get something to eat

[ivory fjord]

Aren't we all

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1358727064147984394/14c7429f012145128819d8beafdf6ed2.gif

[indigo hare]

No

[dim lion]

true

Starve

[gloomy crest]

Yes

i dont care what you UNCS say

[indigo hare]

Two moderators just told you no. You will be removed from the server if you eat now.
What’re you gonna do about it?

[stone sedge]

Watching YTV and it just randomly starts playing the Crazy Frog We Are the Champions animation

[indigo hare]

Punk

[gloomy crest]

i stand infront of two quarelling fools.........

i am THE conquerewr.....

[idle crest]

Thank you for your service. For keeping the streets of discordia safe.

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-oh-yeah-yodeling-gif-4295637337024128969

[idle crest]

Is there a role in society less selfless than discord mod?

[indigo hare]

Reddit mod

[idle crest]

True

[indigo hare]

Reddit mods are so cool, im jealous

[ivory fjord]

Fuckin food havers...

[indigo hare]

Lame ass discord

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[merry wyvern]

Just made a gay remix of Rap God and the US anthem. I cannot repeat the lyrics here also hello Galaxy my beloved keep up the good work

[ivory fjord]

Screw discord I'm going back to KIK

[plain scroll]

Rumour on the street is blueberry is a reddit mod

[merry wyvern]

Hi Mantits Bussy

[idle crest]

Uh how much do you weigh? (in tonnes)

[plain scroll]

why do this discord

[dim lion]

@fickle panther hey man! You're not in trouble or anything, but in the future, would you mind posting your game photos in #game-footage-🎮🎥 or #photography📷 ? The #art-🎨 channel is strictly for handmade art. Much appreciated! 💙 Cheers! 🍻

[unreal bay]

ello suar! willie do thank you!

[plain scroll]

That is not who i replied to

[lucid atlas]

this looks so silly

[dim lion]

not anymore, my account got banned after the HalfSword Redditors spam reported my account on demo update day

Remember

[pearl coral]

@last whale i like it but it doesn’t sound evil enough for me to listen to regularly

[ivory fjord]

Every day we stray further from god

[plain scroll]

OH yeah i do remember lol

[trim copper]

ripped emo

[plain scroll]

dont give the people here ideas

[merry wyvern]

Johnny and Panam (Her boobie isn't out, her shirt is just cut like that)

[idle crest]

I'd go straight for panam

[dim lion]

I'd actually crash out

[ivory fjord]

And this is why we don't mingle with the redditors, they do it to themselves

[dim lion]

I literally didn't even fucking interact with them that day that's the craziest part

I posted something the day before

[last whale]

Define "Evil"

[dim lion]

But like that's the only sub I was active in

[idle crest]

Musthave been real stinky what you posted huh.

[dim lion]

update drops and there's some bugs that people are mad about

Boom

Spam reported

[ivory fjord]

Some people are obsessed with mods and how they treat them it's insane

[dim lion]

It was just a clip 😭😭😭

[plain scroll]

Why did they kill Terp enthusiast

[dim lion]

people will never believe I weigh under 200 pounds

[pearl coral]

downbeat and a lot of ups and downs where the downs win

if you get me

[ivory fjord]

Another discord I'm in has mods who have to work on steam forums and they legit get people who name drop them in game reviews calling em tyrants n stuff

[dim lion]

They don't like the Terps ...

[idle crest]

Every server has the guy who makes it his personality to get bullied one or more moderators.

[ivory fjord]

Pure schizophrenic behavior

[gloomy crest]

cap

[last whale]

So just a lot of downs?

[pearl coral]

i don’t know how to put it lol

[dim lion]

you know us, always tryna reign with an iron fist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1358876229901615236/caption.gif

[plain scroll]

This happened to a discord server im in too lol

[pearl coral]

sabaton has a lot of songs where the “ups” win

[dim lion]

I'm a lanky twink

[plain scroll]

Also i think ive been mentioned on halsword steam forums at least once

[gloomy crest]

a lanky what

[ivory fjord]

I'm sorry but if someone online is THAT important in your life then it becomes a parasocial relationship

[dim lion]

don't worry about that

[ivory fjord]

Like those weirdos are engaging in a one sided relationship with YOU, absolutely insane

[idle crest]

Welcome to the club

[last whale]

Have you heard of Body Void?

[dim lion]

some people get so tilted about me having a little blue dragon in my profile picture it's genuinely hilarious

[gloomy crest]

do you gotta be this damn mysterious pal

[pearl coral]

no

[plain scroll]

It aint cap. Ive seen the blueb and he is exactly as he describes himself

[pearl coral]

i love Liquid Death.

[last whale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0uwahZfTmiu5lcTK6oqygp?si=d2ca2b7cc9aa438e

[ivory fjord]

who fuh-king cares what the pfp is xd

[plain scroll]

What are you some kind of furry

[indigo hare]

Me, I hate trees

[ivory fjord]

So long as it ain't obscene that is the least weird to be bothered by

[idle crest]

I honestly thought it was a blue hippopotamus until now.

[dim lion]

me I hate berserk profiles

[ivory fjord]

Good, at least you'll have an axe to grind for a while then

[plain scroll]

lol

[dim lion]

Not the first time I've got that lowkey

Big nose

[pearl coral]

something objectively quantifiable cannot be lowkey

[indigo hare]

Okay mr SCIENTIST

[idle crest]

People with berzerk profiles are some of the scummiest people on earth tbf.

[dim lion]

I'm gonna throw you through a wall and we will see if it's "low key"

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/dachshund-cheese-sus-gif-5180150083271765501

[pearl coral]

punches you to death

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/sadhotgirl-gif-22225832

[ivory fjord]

But which beserk

That's the real litmus test

[indigo hare]

Punch?! Fake hema practitioner. If you were real you’d stab me in the throat

[dim lion]

Gumts

no Dragonslayer Sword allowed

[idle crest]

I know exactly what picture you're on about

[pearl coral]

grapples you to death

fiore punches all the time man

[dim lion]

Hema's u to death

[indigo hare]

Blueberry Sam is sending real life threats to me

[pearl coral]

im coming to your house

[dim lion]

can I join

[indigo hare]

This is against server rules

[unreal bay]

[indigo hare]

This is…

This is a god damn witch hunt

[gloomy crest]

I was the golden scar back in OG,,, would rizzz ur gyattss in ohioo…..

[plain scroll]

Right!! Punching was only invent in 1953 by John Punch

[wanton portal]

this is easily the most overrated sabaton song

[pearl coral]

how can you tell if an egg has gone bad without smelling it

[indigo hare]

My lawyer has advised me to not answer this question

[nocturne plank]

why do i crash when im teleporting to the void?

[wanton portal]

water

[latent lintel]

Cartoon ahh fall never swear at me

[indigo hare]

If it floats it’s bad

[plain scroll]

Put it in water if it floats its bad or near expiration. in the shell ofcourse

[dim lion]

Float it

[pearl coral]

i get it

jeez..

[wanton portal]

float it

[last whale]

Eat it

[dim lion]

This make sense ?

[gloomy crest]

that’s cause you hear it a lot

[plain scroll]

WATER SAM. USE WATER

[indigo hare]

Sam you need to float it in a bowl of water

Not sure if you got that

[dim lion]

Water bucket

Release

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-okay-bud-buckets-are-useful-here-jack-black-steve-minevraf-gif-14713957227751312124

[gloomy crest]

did Steve actually say this

[plain scroll]

he did. After Garret made buckchuckets

[gloomy crest]

my cinema might’ve been too busy screaming chimkin Jockey

[indigo hare]

Garret was my favorite character

[wanton portal]

I wonder if double buckets are gonna be an item in minecraft

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[last whale]

Jicken chockey

[gloomy crest]

SHUT THE FRICK UP

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-jack-black-steve-gif-766835021549014694

[wanton portal]

its actually "lets minecraft"

[indigo hare]

It’s the first time I’ve seen Jason momoa in a comedy role and I think he killed it

[gloomy crest]

okay this is actually kinda funny

[ivory fjord]

I will never forgive jack black for turning Minecraft into a child's movie

[dim lion]

sorry I didn't watch the movie I was afraid of the theatre turning into a PvP zone

[indigo hare]

Shut up nerd!

[ivory fjord]

Half the community played that game through college

[indigo hare]

It was good!

[plain scroll]

My favourite part is where they say its minecrafting time and they minecrafted all over the place and then the movie made a minecraftillion bucks

[ivory fjord]

I'm sure it was, just not my flavor of movie y'know

[idle crest]

I saw the Minecraft move yesterday because my youngest brother guilted me into it and it was better than I expected.

[subtle rock]

chicken joky

[ivory fjord]

If they did, the Minecraft story mode style of animation and kept everything the same I'd be over the moon is all

[plain scroll]

Yea he had some fun lines

[indigo hare]

How can you talk bad about it if you haven’t seen it

[wanton portal]

I am placing blocks and shit because I'm in fucking minecrafr

[pearl coral]

What?

[ivory fjord]

I've seen too much online already

[plain scroll]

the minecraft movie is only good if you dont expect it to be good

[subtle rock]

oh no the kids game.. it got a kids movie 😿

[indigo hare]

Out of context clips!

[idle crest]

I definitely didn't expect it to be good.

[ivory fjord]

This is true

[indigo hare]

It wasn’t a masterpiece. It was very fun to watch though

[gloomy crest]

news flash buddy... minecraft? yeah... its a KIDS GAME LOOK AT THE FRICKING COVER YOU IDIOT!!!!

[wanton portal]

looking it now
why tf did people think Jason fucking MOMOA
would be a good actor for Steve?

[ivory fjord]

Sorta, I've also just seen entire scenes

[plain scroll]

Absolutely

[subtle rock]

🗣️

[pearl coral]

he’s not steve

so

[wanton portal]

yeah but back then
people speculate he would be Steve

[subtle rock]

bro seen scenic scenes

[dim lion]

I am placing blocks and shit

[pearl coral]

because he was like the only confirmed guy for the movie

[wanton portal]

when was this ever stated

[gloomy crest]

CUZ IM 8IN FRICKING MINECRAFT

[subtle rock]

sing it blue boy

[ivory fjord]

No, I'll continue to look at it like the 14 year old game it is, I was in middle n high school when this game was around

[plain scroll]

jason mamoa is Garret "Garbage Man" Garrison

[idle crest]

Older than that mate

[gloomy crest]

yes...

but it was made for kids...

[idle crest]

Pretty sure Minecraft has been around since at least 2009

[ivory fjord]

Round that age

[wanton portal]

why is minecraft older than me by one year 💔

[idle crest]

Nooooooooo hahahahaha

[ivory fjord]

Christ...

[unreal bay]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/OmIxSXfpnW

Accurate

[ivory fjord]

There are kids on discord younger than Minecraft.

[idle crest]

Imagine not being older than Minecraft genuinely 😂

[ivory fjord]

I'm so old

[idle crest]

Tbf I play games older than me but at least those games are considered old.

[plain scroll]

I HATE THE WAY REDDIT VIDEOS EMBED IN DISCORD

[gloomy crest]

you fricking fricker i posted that FIRST

[ivory fjord]

Fuck this I'm going to the dispensary

[wanton portal]

2010 was 15 years ago 😱

[unreal bay]

Hahahahah

[ivory fjord]

Good times I think

[indigo hare]

Shut up

Right now

[idle crest]

I love the Internet man, you'll get told what is or what isn't okay by someone predated by fucking Minecraft.

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/up-carl-fredrickson-old-stiff-arthritis-gif-26296416

[indigo hare]

I don’t play online shooters because I don’t like being absolutely destroyed in game by middle schoolers

[gloomy crest]

believe it or not people born in the 1500's...

are all DEAD!!!!!!!!!

except you

moai except you

[plain scroll]

what about easters grandson

[ivory fjord]

Hey I could have been alive back then

[pearl coral]

@drowsy finch why was this artist hired for anything ever

[plain scroll]

Easter was born way before 1500

[plain scroll]

Thats peak

[pearl coral]

the comic art for invincible is horrid

genuinely abysmal to look at

[subtle rock]

she kinda bad tho

[plain scroll]

yapmil

[subtle rock]

wsp

[gloomy crest]

i thought u didnt knwo who yapmil was

[ivory fjord]

Yapmil is a character

[idle crest]

Watching kids play games I played as a kid thinking they're good at them man. During the minecrsft movie when steve comes along and saves everyone I turned to my brother and said "that's me on your world boyo".

[subtle rock]

i am who i choose to be
i am not bound by your perception and laws

[plush harness]

Swalf Hord

[subtle rock]

i have true freedom

[gloomy crest]

shuttup moai

[subtle rock]

ur boutta get banned

[pearl coral]

i had some like 6 year old mansplain minecraft to me the other day

[subtle rock]

babysplain

[gloomy crest]

SPEAKING OF THAT

[plain scroll]

i dont think thats a man

[pearl coral]

no shut up

[gloomy crest]

you know when technoblade popped up during like the minecraft movie?

[gloomy crest]

okay fuck you.

[idle crest]

Aye my brother does that, and im like "boy i know things about this game you cant even imagine."

[velvet radish]

at this rate i'll be teaching minecraft to my grandchildren since it's never going away

[gloomy crest]

okay im sorry

[subtle rock]

upset that the minecarts they rode in the cave werent diamond

[wanton portal]

I wonder
how does rockstar know how to setup heists in gta games?

[gloomy crest]

as i was saying so like technoblade popped up in the minecraft movie when i was in the cinema and my friend screamed "thats john pork!" and some kid started crashing out

[idle crest]

My youngest brother thinks hes brilliant at all these videogames and forgets that i was better than him at those games before he was even born😂

[subtle rock]

https://tenor.com/view/amor-gif-10758667656717415642

[velvet radish]

you know you're old when you had to migrate your account

[idle crest]

Nah thats the newest thing that happened to minecraft that i know of.

[subtle rock]

i didnt have to migrate since i didnt have a pc before

[velvet radish]

it's been something like 5 years man

[subtle rock]

so it was alr on microsoft by the time i got here

[idle crest]

5 years is not old

[velvet radish]

even more i think

[idle crest]

i swear torches used to be put out in the rain back when i played minecraft

[subtle rock]

bro playing real life craft

[velvet radish]

i got it during the beta when the nether was added lol

[subtle rock]

i got it the day it came out on ps3

am i new gen

[gloomy crest]

free john pork

[velvet radish]

nah ps3 is not new gen

i've seen listings for ps3's calling them retro 😭

[idle crest]

nah

ps3 is not retro lmao

[subtle rock]

well they are by now

arguably getting there

[velvet radish]

it's been more than a decade man

[subtle rock]

we've been on PS5 for five years

[idle crest]

Only if you're young

[subtle rock]

is bro stupid

[velvet radish]

we're farther away from the wii coming out than the wii was from the gamecube

[idle crest]

I bet you think skyrim is an old game.

[subtle rock]

bro thinks time moves differently for everybody

14 years is a long fucking time

you could be 30 and thats half your life bro

[velvet radish]

sometimes i have to catch myself when i think the ps4 is newest gen

[idle crest]

im sorry but calling the ps3 retro is absurd.

[subtle rock]

people still call ps4 current gen

[velvet radish]

we're something like 2-3 years since ps5 launch lol

but tbh with how expensive shit is these days i understand why a lot of people still use ps4

[subtle rock]

think of it like this
if ps2 was retro when we were on ps4, then ps3 is now retro since we're on ps5

[indigo hare]

That’s crazy 💀

[idle crest]

Thats not how it works, Technology developed far more between the ps2 and ps4 than from the ps3 to ps5.

[indigo hare]

Stop making me feel old

[subtle rock]

technology developed far between ps1 and ps2 that doesnt make it not retro

[idle cargo]

PS6 in a couple years

[pearl coral]

@last whale list of bands my media art teacher recommended me

[idle crest]

... what

[subtle rock]

the shit is old bro accept it

[last whale]

Teacher has peak taste

[idle crest]

those are both retro consoles lol

[velvet radish]

i expect it to be a cube that is 70% AI generated frames

[subtle rock]

its completely obselete and servers are shut down

the console has lived long enough to DIE

[pearl coral]

whichns do you listen to

[last whale]

Grief and Indian

[pearl coral]

generation of vipers is going pretty hard from what i can tell right now

[velvet radish]

the xbox 360 and ps3 still used discs man that alone should make it retro

but i remember how cool it was that you could download games

[indigo hare]

Pretty sure technically anything 15-20 years old can be considered retro

[idle crest]

My ps5 has a disk drive what are you even saying hahahahaahaha

[pearl coral]

ts peak..

https://open.spotify.com/track/6QH5e2IHnKyHCLR8uJYtw7?si=4rIpipvdQ6WUqiRlae0EQQ

[gray iron]

just asking if theres any way to cheat

[gloomy crest]

ts... ts ts...

[velvet radish]

i genuinely am surprised that it does

[gloomy crest]

why do you say ts

thats my thing

[mortal imp]

commoner boss is so stupidly hard

[pearl coral]

see this ts krommal? what it’s doing is very smart but very dangerous.

[mortal imp]

you just cant do shit

[idle crest]

ps3 had just as much need for a disk drive as ps5 does.

[subtle rock]

thats what im saying, if in like 2019 the console that came out in 2000 was considered retro, then in 2025 the console that came out in 2006 is retro

[velvet radish]

my old 2017 PC case didn't even have a disk drive slot

[gloomy crest]

LMAO

[pearl coral]

you didnt laugh at that

[gray iron]

does anyone have a way to cheat ive been on the ultimate challenge for 6 hours

[gloomy crest]

i did

[idle crest]

yea because its a pc, nobody buys disks for pc

[indigo hare]

stop time please

[gloomy crest]

i laughed at ts

[velvet radish]

does it? who even uses disks these days

[subtle rock]

everybody btw

[velvet radish]

i thought since the ps4 everything was online

[indigo hare]

I miss the days of going to Best Buy or Walmart to buy disc pc games

[idle crest]

Lots of people use disks for console, lots of people. And its not like you had to use disks on ps3

[gray iron]

can you cheat in half sword

[indigo hare]

With the trainer mod

[velvet radish]

these days you go to best buy and you get to buy game keys not disks lol

[gloomy crest]

yes.

its called playing another game....

[subtle rock]

physical games are cheaper because they arent tied to a digital storefront managed by the property owner, they have the value of a physical item so it fluctuates more, often causing them to be cheaper as well as easier to preserve for future generations

[indigo hare]

#modders-guild-hall

[last whale]

I approve of this

[gloomy crest]

thats how you cheat ON halfsword

[idle crest]

A disk is a disk with a game key on it.

[pearl coral]

im loving it

goes so hard

[velvet radish]

yeah so the game is still downloaded and online

[idle crest]

spoiler alert, disks dont have the games on them and havent done for a very long time

[velvet radish]

a disc can't hold however many hundreds of GB's that call of duty is

[subtle rock]

thats switch 2, most other game disks do actually have the whole game in its 1.0 on it, some dont

example elden ring has the entire game on one disc

[forest falcon]

steam bugging

[subtle rock]

its just not patched

[velvet radish]

it would make sense if instead of disks we bought like a USB drive or smth

some sort of SSD type medium

[subtle rock]

why

[pearl coral]

why is civ one thousand S coins

[idle crest]

Im not even sure discs can hold elden ring

[subtle rock]

1000 fish hooks

[idle crest]

isnt anything bigger than 17gb too big for a single disc?

[subtle rock]

up to 100gb for a disc

[forest falcon]

ukrainian S coin

😭

[subtle rock]

PS5 is ultra hd blu ray which is 100 and PS4 is Blu Ray on 50gb

[velvet radish]

even the highest rated discs can only hold around 100GB's which is less than a modern game's size

[subtle rock]

elden ring fits on ps4 and ps5 discs

[subtle rock]

"modern game" and then its COD 💔

[idle crest]

by modern game do you mean call of duty and ark survival?

[subtle rock]

i dont own many games that ACTUALLY are more than 100gb

[idle crest]

because most games have absolutely no excuse being 100gb

[velvet radish]

yeah the type of slop that console gamers buy

[subtle rock]

ark is not console slop

[wanton portal]

how much do you think a GTA movie would gross out?

[subtle rock]

5billion

[velvet radish]

not ark but battlefield, call of duty, FIFA

[indigo hare]

5.1billion

[pearl coral]

watching movie Whiplash

[wanton portal]

billipn

[idle crest]

Its totally awful on console, have you ever seen console ark splitscreen?

[subtle rock]

guys NMRIH2 free weekend!

[velvet radish]

it's all bloat man

[indigo hare]

Idk what you mean

[velvet radish]

they dont optimize anything

[subtle rock]

yes ive actively played it. and no its not that awful

[gloomy crest]

moai i bet you smell like old rusted coins and old spice

[velvet radish]

original one is free all days

[idle crest]

Its quite possiably the single worst gaming experiance ive ever had.

[forest falcon]

https://imgur.com/msBkSxt

[subtle rock]

yeah but THIS ONE has a TWO on it 😎

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah well you’re stinky like stinky head

[subtle rock]

thats just because its Ark lmfao

its not for the weak ✊

[gloomy crest]

notice how i added old to all of ur smells...

[pearl coral]

why does it say 2 599 fishhook coin

[subtle rock]

nice job john copycat

[velvet radish]

willytality

[forest falcon]

at least some games are like half the price

[subtle rock]

yea by technicality

[velvet radish]

if you want a good laugh go on steam and look up the activision big bundle

[subtle rock]

its cheap

[velvet radish]

something around 1000$

[indigo hare]

I think the biggest crime is the sims

[lunar stream]

performing surgery on a chicken breast is kinda fun
or interesting at the very least

[subtle rock]

sims piracy is legal

[velvet radish]

i hate how activision literally never drops their prices even for 10 year old games

[forest falcon]

factorio in Ukrainian steam is like 7 dollars

[wanton portal]

how often do you get your weapons stuck with your opponents

[velvet radish]

black ops 1 is something like 30 bucks

[forest falcon]

scamtivision

[idle crest]

cant believe black ops 3 is like a decade old now and still looks basically like a new game.

[forest falcon]

dude check the price of call of duty 1

[subtle rock]

because your currency is worth less than robux

[velvet radish]

even EA and ubisoft drop prices below 10$ for these types of games lol

like who tf buys this shit

[subtle rock]

sekiro is still locked on $60 😿

[idle crest]

ubisoft prices drop real quick

[forest falcon]

i don't use ukrainan hrivnas

it's a fucked up loop

[subtle rock]

mb ur fishhooks are worth less than robux

[idle crest]

farcry 6 was going down to something like £6-12 on offer not too long after it came out

[forest falcon]

i use rubles to up my steam balance which then get converted to UAH and the mfs that up the balance take a cut

[velvet radish]

probably the only W ubisoft will ever have

[subtle rock]

every ubisoft game drops to $0 1 day after sale

[sly topaz]

can you sub to my channel Outlaw_Bravo32

[idle crest]

still did not buy it of course

[subtle rock]

they know their games are slop

[velvet radish]

at least they dont pretend like EA

also they make all their money from microtransactions anyways

[forest falcon]

https://imgur.com/vknxMGH

[subtle rock]

bro cheating the system

[idle crest]

ubisoft thinks changing the setting and removing features is innovation.

[forest falcon]

https://imgur.com/HWb2Akb

[subtle rock]

dude steam removed ARS as payment and switched them to USD it was so fucking crazy when that happened

[velvet radish]

assassins creed except this time it's in 1950's pakistan

we have run out of ideas

[subtle rock]

Steam singlehandedly KILLED the gaming market in Argentina 💔

[restive trench]

call of doodoo before it became doodoo

[forest falcon]

funnily enough i can't even buy games if my vpn is turned off

it says region is locked

[velvet radish]

how much is that in global currency (usd)

[subtle rock]

lmao yea

[forest falcon]

without discount around 19 usd

[velvet radish]

god damn

and the discounts are always just like 4$

[forest falcon]

2003 game

bruh

[subtle rock]

dude ARS$ is worth less than hryvnia

and games were already expensive

[forest falcon]

https://imgur.com/987nPId

😭

[velvet radish]

aye that's the one i meant earlier

[restive trench]

egp is probably worth less

[grand bane]

Why cant Willie be armed like this?

[subtle rock]

$10.000 for one game meant you are NOT getting ts

and everything was like $35.000

[forest falcon]

https://imgur.com/nvwD0st

[idle crest]

Cant wait for this to not be true after americas debt beginds outpacing gdp... Oh wait.

[velvet radish]

i want to meet somebody who would buy the call of duty pack

like.... why

[restive trench]

because he's a PEASENT

[forest falcon]

have you seen sims dlc

[honest hedge]

I just finished Azumanga Daioh. 😭

[restive trench]

peak?

[velvet radish]

hey it's only used as a global comparison because it was considered stable. who tf knows anymore

[honest hedge]

Yes, and now it's over. 😭

[velvet radish]

how much is it

[grand bane]

YOU DIRTY COMMONER

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-kiryu-crying-yakuza-the-man-who-erased-his-name-gif-2024513065743748092

[spark quartz]

is that one of them animes

[restive trench]

the good animes

[honest hedge]

It's a slice of life high school anime.

[forest falcon]

all combined come up to around 1k usd if i remember correctly

[restive trench]

it has this osaka girl and shes silly

[spark quartz]

no i'm silly

[idle crest]

This is how much every call of duty game that i dont have is, ive spent more than twice this on medieval helmets

[restive trench]

she and her friends are sillier than you

[idle crest]

On a single medieval helmet*

[spark quartz]

not possible

[grand bane]

Ok but where explosion?

[restive trench]

watch it

[spark quartz]

napalm orbital barrage is the best thing in the game for bugs i stg

[honest hedge]

The explosion happened in my soul.

[spark quartz]

hell naw

[velvet radish]

can you even run sim 1 and 2 on modern hardware without a third party emulator

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-1182720488497099882

[grand bane]

Im more of a bot diver. 120mm is forever goated

[velvet radish]

on a related note i can't run dead space 2 on windows 11

i am very saddened

[spark quartz]

i'm a both diver tbh, if it's not orbital napalm barrage it's orbital laser and if it's not orbital laser it's gas strike

i am more of a bug diver tho

[grand bane]

Am i the only one who though windows 10 was more then 10 years old?

[indigo hare]

Should be illegal!

[spark quartz]

guys easter is here no more fun

[velvet radish]

is it not reaching that point?

[subtle rock]

i mean 10 yrs is a long time so

[indigo hare]

Oh the urge to give you a timeout..

[pearl coral]

hi

why are we still talking years

[grand bane]

What is your preffered support weapon

[spark quartz]

bro said "let me prove his point"

[idle crest]

It still feels like 2019 to me.

[grand bane]

it turns 10 this summer

[spark quartz]

highly depends on what matches my drip

[pearl coral]

i need to play helldivers again

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-epic-homies-gif-9521752892117213032

[velvet radish]

let us celebrate the birth of the shittier windows 7 🥳

[wanton portal]

every single ending of GTA 4 and it's DLC's involves riding a bike

[spark quartz]

but it's mostly recoiless, spear and sometimes in between

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-gif-20123483

NO

[spark quartz]

what's wrong with that

[velvet radish]

AC my beloved

[spark quartz]

ac is good but i can only run it if someone is running at

[grand bane]

You better not be emulating the Iron dome defense system

[idle crest]

The fact that this game is probably older than people in here and it doesnt look much worse than games coming out today...

[velvet radish]

for bots?

[spark quartz]

nah bro i'm very agressive in my playstyle

[grand bane]

But do you shoot dropships?

[spark quartz]

recoiless and spear can insta kill pretty much all tanks

[velvet radish]

AC is AT if you know how to shoot bots

[spark quartz]

nah it's a waste of ammo

[velvet radish]

plus it actually has ammo unlike the rocket launchers

[spark quartz]

i don't know why you gotta make this a debate

[velvet radish]

this is helldivers, arguing about pointless shit is half the fun

[spark quartz]

i just like using the spear

[grand bane]

You execution is postponed

[spark quartz]

oh i also use the wasp a lot too

[subtle rock]

bro a bug

[ivory fjord]

didnt know that helldivers was a solveable game

[grand bane]

There is only one true bot killer

[indigo hare]

That’s why you’re weak

[spark quartz]

bro think about it this way, you shoot down a ship and what, maybe all of them die? in my experience only some of them die and the rest are stuck under the wreckage, i'd rather wait until they land and throw a gas grenade then pick them off from there

[subtle rock]

🪞

[last whale]

OMG SILLY HEAD HI

[spark quartz]

whatever works for you bro

[ivory fjord]

i play starship troopers anyway, id rather be weak than bored

[spark quartz]

OMG SHIZTON HI

[indigo hare]

Just like a weak person

[spark quartz]

hating on helldivers makes you look cool and unique for not liking a popular game

[grand bane]

Im just tired of how everyone takes a AT weapon

[velvet radish]

i'll be honest you're the first person i've seen say this and i agree with it so much. killing ships is dangerous to friendlies sometimes and it wont kill the bigger threats

[spark quartz]

i'm the opposite way every mf i encounter doesn't run an at weapon

[subtle rock]

which

[ivory fjord]

if anything the helldivers community hates their own game as much as the trolls do

[restive trench]

I wont dive until the pope can dive 🔥 🗣️

[ivory fjord]

the one people dont like

[velvet radish]

it's pretty ridiculous how toxic the community can be

[subtle rock]

idfk which one people dont like bro

[velvet radish]

probably the least scummy triple A game to come out in a decade and the community hates it still

[unkempt zodiac]

this does NOT narrow it down

[spark quartz]

what are you the president of their fanclub who tf is making you read that shit

[unkempt zodiac]

most starship trooper games are not good

[ivory fjord]

STE or starshiptroopers extermination. its basically helldivers but completely different in almost every way other than setting

[subtle rock]

oh ive never heard any hate for it

[unkempt zodiac]

extermination is the one people don't like

[velvet radish]

aren't all the starship trooper games completely dead

especially the most recent one

[spark quartz]

the most recent one was doa

[ivory fjord]

you think I WANT to know so much bout that game?

[velvet radish]

it was popular for like a week i remember

[spark quartz]

i did try to play it and i liked it but it was so laggy and confusing

[unkempt zodiac]

i played it when it launched, it was something

[subtle rock]

cs they dropped it after helldivers probably

[ivory fjord]

when it first entered early access. dev team got swapped around so the whole dev cycle has been rocky up until the last few months. games made a lotta headway as a result

[spark quartz]

dude i stg i try to run a loadout i like that doesn't include at and when i load in none of the mfers are running at. because of that i swtich to at, it's awful

[velvet radish]

yeah i heard good things about it but it seems that the release is the most popular it will ever become. hate to see it

[subtle rock]

im fine sitting in my cubby playing terran command

[spark quartz]

maybe at isn't as required on bots but it sure fucking is on bugs

[grand bane]

Can we please switch teammates?

[ivory fjord]

terran command is good game, havent played it yet tho. it looks fun

[spark quartz]

it's always luck of the draw

[unkempt zodiac]

extermination is nearly $20 more than helldivers 2, goodness

[subtle rock]

bug bug bug bug

[velvet radish]

you should try it now, the DLC's have spiced things up a bit

still the same gameplay loop but there's some stuff to try out

[spark quartz]

i feel like i've never gotten a teammate in helldivers 2 where i've thought "damn this guy is really good he knows what he's doing"

[velvet radish]

i have been enjoying the cowboy DLC a lot

[ivory fjord]

one day i may play helldivers

when its not as popular lol

[velvet radish]

i love the lever action so much

[subtle rock]

aint that the beauty of it

[spark quartz]

honestly helldivers 2 being third person was a major plus for me i love looking at my characters armor

[unkempt zodiac]

you can play solo

[subtle rock]

bunch of idiots running around with big guns

[ivory fjord]

youd hate ste then lol, thats a first person game. less of a power fantasy and more teamwork required

[velvet radish]

would be nice if there was more depth to the customization i have to say. the fact that most armours are just the same special stats withs slightly different speed and armour value does not add a lot of variety

[spark quartz]

maybe, it's always fun being the only one completing objectives while the rest of my teammates destroy a singular point of interest with nothing but a building and two ammo boxes only to cause a bug breach and spend the next ten minutes fighting

[subtle rock]

bug bug bug bug die die etc

[unkempt zodiac]

i've had this happen so many times

[ivory fjord]

meeeeh

[fallow geyser]

The good players are usually on the other side of the map trying to get this objective done before the time limit gets hit lmao

[velvet radish]

playing difficulty 10 bot missions only for your entire team to aggro the first patrol they see and spend the next 15 minutes fighting the endless swarm

[spark quartz]

while i agree with some of your points i will say as i've gotten older the lack of choice helps a lot, i'm a bit of a customization lover and having too many options can ruin my experience because i never know what to wear ot certain armors don't match in the way i want them to

[spark quartz]

yes it's infuriating

[ivory fjord]

youd REALLY hate darktide then lool

[spark quartz]

i actually love darktide lol

[velvet radish]

i love darktide

[subtle rock]

are the tides bright

[ivory fjord]

fucking

[velvet radish]

completely different game though

[unkempt zodiac]

ogryn strong

[ivory fjord]

u guys suck

[spark quartz]

veteran gang

and psycker

[velvet radish]

vet if i want to shoot things and zealot if i want to accomplish things

[ivory fjord]

that game, drives me up a wa

[spark quartz]

darktide has really nice reload animations

[velvet radish]

darktide has the best gunplay of any game i have ever played

[spark quartz]

brother i played for honor for about seven years, i've mastered the art of not raging at video games lol

[velvet radish]

it is so satisfying to shoot things

[ivory fjord]

and a pisspoor community

[ivory fjord]

for honor was a well made game as far as i remember

up until the power creep

[unkempt zodiac]

don't have to interact with the community if you don't like it

[velvet radish]

that was on release. the toxic people have mostly left

[spark quartz]

yes it is but it also isn't

[ivory fjord]

darktide is just a hot mess

[spark quartz]

now you just have toxic vets

[unkempt zodiac]

every community has some nasty portions to them

[spark quartz]

every single warhammer game is a hot mess

[ivory fjord]

i still deal with shitters to this day in taht game

[spark quartz]

space marine 2 is so fucking mid it's not even funny

[velvet radish]

that's why you talk to ogryn mains instead 😇

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-cat-gif-1175703927588788964

[spark quartz]

ogryns def have the most personality fs

[velvet radish]

i love them

[spark quartz]

bros cosplaying schizophrenia

[lunar stream]

helo silly man

[velvet radish]

warhammer games will never be better than mid or extremely niche lol

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317555418809106544/1359542495167512746/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

[spark quartz]

hello top hatted cat

[unkempt zodiac]

i once got a match in darktide with all ogryns named brug

[ivory fjord]

incredible bangor holy shit

[velvet radish]

mid is the best it will ever get

which is why everybody loves SM2

[spark quartz]

that's really what it feels like they don't have a single developer that's consistent

[ivory fjord]

space marine 2 seemed like it went over well

[fleet cliff]

glungus

[spark quartz]

space marine 2 launched and was pretty good but for how long it's been out there's not nearly as much content as their should be

[ivory fjord]

i wish i was cool

[velvet radish]

you should try rogue trader it falls in the niche category but if you're a 40k fan it's so good

[ivory fjord]

but this song sure is!

[unkempt zodiac]

dawn of war is still the pinnacle of wh40k games

[spark quartz]

i'm a very lite 40k fan but i've heard good things about that

[fleet cliff]

thanks

[untold wraith]

Any mods in chat?

[velvet radish]

the combat difficulty curve is WILD but it's consistently good imo

[spark quartz]

probably watching us

[gloomy crest]

No break rules

[spark quartz]

is it like balatro

(i'm totally kidding)

[spark quartz]

i fucking hate that this made me laugh

[ivory fjord]

no game will be like what balatro offers

[velvet radish]

it's not a roguelike it just has the worst difficulty curve i've ever seen. it's less a curve than a seismograph

[spark quartz]

a gambling addiction?

[ivory fjord]

good one

[spark quartz]

i love balatro so much

[fleet cliff]

willie looks like one of the characters from Pavlov VR

[ivory fjord]

no, more of a polished and pure experience without much investment

[ivory fjord]

its THE game to play rn 😛

[untold wraith]

Ok pal

[ivory fjord]

https://youtu.be/wtcrfr7cgRs?si=-SDRHGxXpTwKZeD9

gonna go do my part to this song rq

[fleet cliff]

toes who toe☠️

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-memes-gif-5320969042526362474

[ivory fjord]

unironically

[fleet cliff]

those who

[spark quartz]

that's insanity

[restive trench]

👃

[lone needle]

New sword day - the montante

[velvet radish]

holy shit that's actually fucked up

[restive trench]

YEEEEAAAAH

[fleet cliff]

who

[lone needle]

Compared against a long sword feder

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-hogan-nodding-nod-yes-yup-gif-13973219

[fleet cliff]

know

[grand bane]

Blunt or sharp?

[ivory fjord]

that looks big swingy

[fleet cliff]

gat 8 wgat it is

[echo elm]

loved that i stumbled across this on steam! is there any talks to play against friends/people?

[fleet cliff]

i gently hold the baby

[ivory fjord]

mmmmm there are talks, but devs wanna make the game work correctly first

so dont expect anytime soon

[echo elm]

cool. still super fun!

[jaunty knoll]

Saw this on Reddit. Is this true gangilang? (It's totally true)

[languid ruin]

challening every coworker to a duel tomorrow

[unkempt zodiac]

devs have shown that they are working on splitscreen, and have said multiplayer may get added when the game's finished

but it's currently not feasible for them right now

[ivory fjord]

very 😛 with more to come

[languid ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[ivory fjord]

yo local splitscreen in 2025

[indigo hare]

Yes.

[molten steppe]

how do i choose faction?

[ivory fjord]

when you get to militia rank you make one choice of the 4

then you stick with that for the duration of the run

[molten steppe]

ohhh okay thanks

i got to commoner and it says you choose your allegiance but once
but i guess it might be a bug or something idk

[subtle rock]

click on it

[gloomy crest]

any tips on how to beat the damned ultimate challenge?

[subtle rock]

bro thinks hes easter

what an ai

[subtle rock]

dodge a lot, run around them, defeat one by one, for the final guy just run around him and look for spacing between his attacks to catch him off guard

[indigo hare]

Okay AI

Easter bot

[restive trench]

eastier u stipis

[subtle rock]

on skib

[indigo hare]

You’re also about to be Easter

[gloomy crest]

rea

easter can u believe it

[restive trench]

nuh uh

[gloomy crest]

its gonna be easter soon easter

[indigo hare]

I’m about to go on rename rampage

[subtle rock]

bro getting indoctrinated

[gloomy crest]

is there a dedicated dodge button?

[restive trench]

when even is easter

[gloomy crest]

whats the opposite of sir

[restive trench]

madam

[gloomy crest]

sir-ette

[indigo hare]

Tomorrow

[subtle rock]

shift + a/s/d

[gloomy crest]

mr-ette

[languid ruin]

lass

[restive trench]

oh shit thats so close

[ivory fjord]

easter on 4 20?

[gloomy crest]

oh i didn't knew that

[subtle rock]

20/4

[ivory fjord]

color me suprised

[gloomy crest]

yes my mom made a bunch of eggs

[subtle rock]

bro not an easter egg

[indigo hare]

What’d you get me

[restive trench]

no im going to desaturate you

[subtle rock]

i got you trauma dump

[gloomy crest]

a sad feeling

[indigo hare]

You guys shouldn’t have

[restive trench]

a stab

[subtle rock]

aw man why did it start with me of all people

[last whale]

Bro's name is Easter

[honest hedge]

Longing.

[restive trench]

eastermil

[subtle rock]

born to be yemil forced to be easter

[indigo hare]

You’re the reason I started. Pray I don’t go any further

https://tenor.com/view/haechan-127hivemind-alpha-wolf-nct-nct-haechan-gif-26541424

[subtle rock]

it was veroo 😡

all i said was on skib

[indigo hare]

Blessed*

[subtle rock]

maybe drop some weight and you could see past your fat eyelids that it wasnt me monkey boy

[indigo hare]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[gloomy crest]

can you stop using big fricking words

[indigo hare]

You fool

[subtle rock]

yap yap yap

[indigo hare]

Circumventing automod

[subtle rock]

sig ma

[gloomy crest]

Circumsize automod

[last whale]

Jicken chockey

[gloomy crest]

jockey chicken

[indigo hare]

Shut up #2

[worthy ginkgo]

who can join vc

very very important

[gloomy crest]

yo mama anda yo dad

[worthy ginkgo]

hilarious

[gloomy crest]

so they can tell you how proud they are

[worthy ginkgo]

someone who knows about half sword join tha vc

[gloomy crest]

or else what

[gloomy crest]

oh yea i knew that

[honest hedge]

Smigmadoot Razzmatazz Tritiumdrinker.

[subtle rock]

@indigo hare we're having a conversation rn

[worthy ginkgo]

smigma join

[honest hedge]

No.

[worthy ginkgo]

emergency

[honest hedge]

Are you going into labour?

[worthy ginkgo]

no its a half sword emergency

[gloomy crest]

you're pregnant in half sword?!

[honest hedge]

What type of emergency?

[worthy ginkgo]

game wont start

[honest hedge]

Go to the files and click run as administrator.

[worthy ginkgo]

show me step by step im too stupid for that

[honest hedge]

Click browse.

[worthy ginkgo]

join

[mortal imp]

ok commoner boss is impossible unless you get lucky

[gloomy crest]

the one with a 2h sword?

[worthy ginkgo]

get close

[mortal imp]

the one in black with the giant sword yes

[gloomy crest]

yeah fuck him

always cuts me in half

[honest hedge]

When two adults love eachother...

[gloomy crest]

idk maybe kill him while at it

[honest hedge]

Why is everyone playing Chivalry 2?

[gloomy crest]

cuz its kinda fun ig

[mortal imp]

theres just no way to beat him

[plain scroll]

Use the pitchfork from the peasant tier. You also get more points if you use a lower tier against a higher one

[gloomy crest]

i like mordhau more tho

[mortal imp]

feels kinda cheezy

[honest hedge]

I have played that a bit.

[gloomy crest]

was really fun until they got the game goofy with a bunch of demons and goblins and stuff

[honest hedge]

I have the feeling that Chivalry 2 is going to only be full of elite players.

[gloomy crest]

i liked it more when it was just an actuall war

[worthy ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[plain scroll]

So stop complaing that there is no way to beat him

[gloomy crest]

it is, though chivalry has less skill expression than mordhau

[mortal imp]

:/

i mean tactically

[honest hedge]

Polearms are cheesy in real life.

[warm crest]

dang the bosses are crazy hard

[worthy ginkgo]

where do i find willies voicelines

[mortal imp]

its weird

the beggar boss is kinda easy

[warm crest]

i swear the normal fights i blitz through but i just keep dying on the boss fight

[restive trench]

there is a way to beat him you just lack skill

[honest hedge]

There really is not a lot you can do when your enemy has such a huge range advantage, especially when it is very sharp.

[mortal imp]

but the commoner boss is way way way harder

[warm crest]

is the commoner boss the black shirt guy with the long sword

[dim lion]

Yuh

[warm crest]

that b is impossible to kill

[honest hedge]

Greatsword.

[restive trench]

slowmo and cut his legs off

[mortal imp]

no way im fast enough

[dim lion]

try to bind his sword with your weapon

[mortal imp]

he swings that swords at insane speeds

[honest hedge]

Well, swords are very fast.

[restive trench]

thats why i said slowmo......

[rotund pike]

the goddamn two willies in the baron level is somehow harder

[gloomy crest]

he does waits about a sec before swinging again tho

[mortal imp]

more like .1 second

[dim lion]

Bind

[gloomy crest]

slowmo

[dim lion]

His blade

With your own

[restive trench]

you dont have to cut it you just have to wound his legs he will be fucked

[gloomy crest]

john swordsman

[restive trench]

halfsword the mfer

[dim lion]

I'm something of a swordsman myself

https://tenor.com/view/scientist-science-im-a-scientist-gif-14090115

[plain scroll]

Thats very tricky with how heavy his sword is. Majority of the time he just swing right through

[mortal imp]

how tho

[rotund pike]

i think you should be able to heal atleast broken arms in the challenge level

[honest hedge]

Are you using the strong part of your sword against his weak?

[mortal imp]

he just smashes right through

[mortal imp]

its a greatsword

[restive trench]

so true, i like when i break my arms irl and they heal in an hour

[mortal imp]

all of his sword is strong

[honest hedge]

The strong is around the crossguard, the weak is around the tip.

[spark quartz]

OMG MANTIC

[rotund pike]

bones do not break from the lightest tap from a shield either though but here we are

[honest hedge]

Less power at the tip.

[dim lion]

Don't try to push directly against his strikes, but rather push them away in the direction they're swinging— follow through their swing and you can push it away much easier

[plain scroll]

Ye but his sword is heavy af and he just swing right on through unless i get my structure perfect and then he just does something else and murders me. Pitchfork however

[dim lion]

That's usually what I do at least

[untold wraith]

@dim lion

[mortal imp]

but its a greatsword

[dim lion]

this IS a mug moment for sure.

[restive trench]

ive never had my arm broken against a shield but i dont think that happens does it

[mortal imp]

they weigh as much as a medium sized mountain

[honest hedge]

Not that heavy.

[dim lion]

small sized mountain.

[rotund pike]

it does alot

[mortal imp]

yes that heavy

[dim lion]

@mortal imp

this is what I usually do

[honest hedge]

A zweihänder is around 2 kg (4.4 lb ).

[rotund pike]

or you flop over like a fish and get sent into stunlock hell

[mortal imp]

yea i dont have the reflexes to do that

[dim lion]

The pitchfork is also a very good alternative to taking him out with range

[untold wraith]

Wtf is the topic rn im lost

[dim lion]

It takes practice!

[mortal imp]

i dont think anyone actually has

[restive trench]

weird, never happend to me

[prisma spire]

shoutout statue of liberty fr

[mortal imp]

hard to practice when you have to fight through 2 bosses to get 1 turn at him

[untold wraith]

Shout out to my barber dawg

[dim lion]

That's how I do it. Focus on where his blade is at the end of his swing and push it away

[dim lion]

I don't disagree there

[honest hedge]

Or just play the free mode like I do.

[cosmic rain]

Hot

[honest hedge]

You don't have to impress anyone.

[elder temple]

Super hot

[mortal imp]

yea i dont think im ever gonna beat him again

[restive trench]

i do
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[mortal imp]

which is odd because i already had baron once

[dim lion]

yeah but I don't cheat

[untold wraith]

I know i am but what are you

[untold wraith]

I know i am but what are you

[cosmic rain]

Say that again

[restive trench]

thats not cheating its practice

[untold wraith]

Did it send twice?

[prisma spire]

i love that game lol

[dim lion]

I'm a loyal halfsworder

[dim lion]

Spam. Banned.

[mortal imp]

OH MY GOD IM SO MOTEHRFUCKLING SICK OF SPEARS AND PITCHRFORKS

[gloomy crest]

how can i not fall down to the ground?

[untold wraith]

My sword has bumps and cracks

[gloomy crest]

when i fall its always death

[gloomy crest]

same, the ultimate challenge has basically no swords

[mortal imp]

WHY CANT I FUCKING DOGE THEM, DEFLECT THEM,

[restive trench]

dude you can just keep practicing til you get the hand of it them let him chop you in half and redo the whole thin

[dim lion]

I don't want to sound like a broken record but.. push them out of the way

[cosmic rain]

Oh discord moderator please ban me 🤤

[mortal imp]

ILL PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY INTO A DEEP PIT

[dim lion]

banned

[dim lion]

that's fair

I'll take ghat

[mortal imp]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-sparta-leonidas-fall-gif-8139307

[restive trench]

nuh uh

[prisma spire]

farta

[honest hedge]

The game is trying to be as authentic as possible and spears were quite a pain.

[dim lion]

I'd probably appeal someone if they sent this

[rotund pike]

idk why but they used to be fine to deal with but they fuckin locked in or smth and can never miss

[cosmic rain]

Lmfao the side eye when he thinks someone is walking in

[restive trench]

this is why youre probably not handling appeals

[dim lion]

Whenever they go for the stab lately they do really get a good lock on to the chest.

[rotund pike]

yea but i think the spearmen missed atleast sometimes these guys have like ubercharged arms or smth

[dim lion]

None of the mods do haha but we do sometimes chip in opinions towards it if we were involved in a ban process.

[restive trench]

oo ok

[rotund pike]

yea next time you get a pitchfork guy just strafe and see how well they lock on its hell

[indigo hare]

If anyone here gets banned and tries to appeal and you don’t send a poem I swear to god I’m paying mcwonder to keep you banned

[elder temple]

SUPER HOT

[mortal imp]

im so tired of the commoner boss...

its just deadass impossible...

[gloomy crest]

nah

[dim lion]

I did it like 6 times in the abyss last night and I quit to desktop at hyperspeed

[mortal imp]

every other boss before it is cake

[plain scroll]

For spear and pitch fork ive found a fairly consistent strategy to get past their forward guard. If you run to your right around them usually they cant track fast enough so you can get closes

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1361816341958492400/speechmemified_Screenshot_1366.gif

[untold wraith]

Fart on the willie

[dim lion]

Like said I'd also accept that funny video

[rotund pike]

they feel so much worse in the ult challenge tho, everything feels like its 10x deadlier on me but pool noodles when i use em

[dim lion]

me running straight into the spearman's stabby bit.

[restive trench]

i have been banned by you folks
while yes i do deserve to forked
i ask you to forgive me, good folk
i am a silly dork

[dim lion]

We actually have recieved like 1 or 2 appeal poems

Peak

[rotund pike]

and i dont know when shield guys learned how to shield bash thats a new thing i think and i hate it immensely

[restive trench]

lmaoo

[pearl coral]

hi

[dim lion]

The AI is consistently evolving!

[pearl coral]

only 1 was good

[restive trench]

hi sam

[untold wraith]

Ai

They get back in?

[last whale]

Hello Sam

[dim lion]

I forgort

[velvet radish]

pray for a polearm and slowly but surely knock unconscious the armoured dudes lol

[mortal imp]

heh

[rotund pike]

i think willie should have enough respect to let me get up atleast once

[mortal imp]

i love it in when they walk into my sword

[dim lion]

You'd be surprised. Was short and simple, nothing reeked of AI

[untold wraith]

You should make the appeal public for everyone to see. We can tomato react them if the appeal is bad

[rotund pike]

i did and got to baron but i never got hand armor and had both my arms broken right before him lmao

[restive trench]

how do yo appeal bans anyway, is there a google doc you have to fill or smth

[dim lion]

this is a good idea and I will pass it up the chain

[indigo hare]

Projection. Your poem would be stinky

[dim lion]

I upwill this

[untold wraith]

I like it stinky

[velvet radish]

i dont think armour would have helped there if they got broken lol

[untold wraith]

Not my fault you don't fw the stink maxxing grind

[indigo hare]

Through dyno

You get a message when you get banned from dyno

[dim lion]

muskmaxxing

[restive trench]

oohok