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these blunt ones are best at last tier
IT SAVED LETS GOOOO
Turn off gore
Have they even fleshed out impact weapons yet? They feel extremely underdeveloped in my opinion, no breaking armor apart or even deformation as far as I could tell, hit someone in the head and instead of it blowing apart and flying to pieces it acts like you stabbed them with a comically short dagger
We're still before early access, I wouldn't be surprised if they just aren't as well developed yet
I might have met my match
"breaking armor apart"... dude
give proof
But I don’t wanna be weird
too late for that
Hey why am i stuck on the gore selection menu??
Well... That escalated quickly.
That's all you got from my comment? You can do better than that, give actual feedback
What if she’s joking
Wish I had someone like that fr
I just need someone to match my freak
We haven’t even kissed yet
The Freak-o-Meter is off the charts right now
Back to flirty
There is no impact weapon in the game that could break armor "apart" yet, isn't your job forensics?
There is deformation and I do agree it's too light for blunt weapons, but why do you expect heads to explode at a hit? (They will if you hit them enough, just keep at it)
zomboid mentioned
She says dick alot , and when I mentioned it she talking about sum “tryna suck it?” Then deleted the message
bruh she's not joking, even dexter here can tell
what
Sorry.
She gave me flowers
errrrm bnuuy life actually
bnuuy
bnuuy
bnuuy
"ITS OVER!!!" ahh pose
She sent me this (last time bringing it up I swear)
my grub
I like your bio it's giving miserable little pile of secrets
Twink
get a room jfc
they are a little miserable pile of secrets
One day we will
Where??
BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!
I DID IT
what gave it away
swede
Discord mod
The creature has curtains irl as well?????
I retract my twink statement
Hatred cosplay?????
Goodbye
i don't have bangs
god forbid a girl has silly pizza socks
the fuck is hatred
The best game ever made dude
well... it's this weird feeling you get when someone oh the game
isn't that the game where you like mow down civilians
I love it so much
Yes
Very satisfying gameplay
WAIT IT'S THE GAME WITH THE SICKEST INTRO EVER
I didn’t even see them until now
all i know of the game is this gif
what level do I have to be for embeds
you have embeds
God I love hatred, I need to reinstall it
Vox half face reveal 
you have seen my face before
I don’t recall 
DayZ moment
I feel like the written over slur is pretty obvious 💀
I still have to censor it
"Animal"
i wan food
go on feet findings
God, I would fuck that burger up.
I would come back for seconds
I'm burger-horny rn
i have not had a burger in too long of a time
where do i get ut
i had no idea the blood could spray so violently
Holy shit
Painting the entire arena
thats a lot of blood
Mrow
what do i do when i reach the last rank? im at the ultimate challenge thing and every time i click free mode i click gautlet mode and nothing happens
baaa
baaa
who up playin wit they worm
My baby
assault rifle
Yes
so much for feeling pretty today
turns out we're out of eyeliner
dead chat holy shit
we need like a transphobe or homophobe to revive chat who wants to volunteer /j

The dogs in me are howling fr
pre Saw1, found on an old unmarked cassette
https://archive.org/details/AphexTwinAllUser18081971SoundcloudTracks/022+-+0127+-+Sams+Car.mp3
Boring
You're incorrect
youtube reccomend me an artist called "lil kleine"
Boring
this shit ass
i'm gonna suck out your eyeballs and chew on em
Saying that like it's a bad thing
Shii
banana
bad
sleeping on the couch listening to stoner metal watching 60s cartoons and drinking tea… maybe life isn’t so bad after all
bro has a vizo
life is bad bro
(i'm just kidding hold onto your youth for as long as you can)
No, life is still quite shitty
K.
if i want to play civ what civ do i play
Yes
none play manor lords
is it online
are you online
what
are you saying the question is stupid or if i want online
@spark quartz song too long and i don’t freek with atmosphere unless something re-enters it on fire like a raw af riff or somethin’.
if you're online are you truly online?
bro hates peak
nah jk i understand
https://open.spotify.com/track/1FSzmLIIB7P0hvDbKcMgVK?si=8v8wFXnUQ9SHisOYKym8vQ !!’ i love this !’ good amount of buildup, good reward, good landing
I hate it
FOOLISH MINIONS,
FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP 
which default asset ragdoll game is this
that one
other then the first person template for the movement I made it from scratch 😭
from the look of the gunplay it looks like scp 5k
oof sorry
nah its fine lmao
I need to research into default unreal assets so I dont make the same mistake when hating in the future.
I was going more for more of an unrecord look
i guess i could see that it looks a lot like scp 5k tho
the way your weapon moves to the side is kinda cool how it angles sideways but it would be neat if it was closer to the body
kinda like the character is aiming the weapon to the side and looking with his head rather than moving his whole body
embed fail embed fail
Why did rei say that 😱
GOD DAMN IT. I'm so pissed right now because i hear all about how a good 50% of American's can't read above 6th grade level and even 11% are comepletely illiterate, but i can't find anything online to tell me if i don't know how to read
like, its all about how to tell if someone ELSE doesn't know how to read
i want to know if IM the one who can't read but is instead just memorizing how the words look
like im super worried that im illiterate but then i can't find anything telling me how to tell if im illiterate
like i read books but i feel like i might be illiterate

if you're reading books without constantly having issues with reading words, then you should be fine
well yeah i don't have issues reading n shit but then WHAT IF IM NOT FINE 😭 this is the most stupid thing i could possibly be insecure about i've always been in the 90th + percentile in reading but still
if you dont have issues reading
you arent illiterate
okay
holy shit this game is so fucking broken now
you could try recounting what certain words mean from time to time, and if you dont know one, you could like look it up again
where did such conclusion come from
Is that a screen shot of the half-cord...
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message
LOL
perhaps playing the game or something
fair
what specifically provoked you to say this now though, im curious
i managed to get my hands on a hoe and me swinging it hurt me more than it did my opponent, when i finally killed him with the hoe it disappeared but my character was still holding a ghost version of the hoe that wasn't actually there so i just flailed my arms around like an idiot and died
not to mention the getting stuck on random things is quite annoying too
yeah its buggy
me when the new physics are the worst thing ever
awesome and now i just got my arm chopped off by a mace
the only bugs/things ive ever actually hated with this game is
- getting hurt by your own weapons
- the new weird hoe and pitchfork movement- it all seems more strict
- ** THE SMALL METAL SHIELD THAT INSTANTLY MAKES YOU UNCONCIOUS THE SECOND YOU SLIGHTLY BUMP INTO IT**
- *** getting up while getting slightly hit by an opponent is borderline impossible***
especially that getting up thing- if im getting tapped on the leg by a dude with no weapons, i shouldnt be instantaneously slamming back into the ground
New weapon movement in general is impercise garbage tbf
its quite strange thats for sure, but especially in the hoe and pitchfork area- its a lot more difficult to move it where you want it to go anymore
for things like swords, i havent noticed a difference
yea idk its feels kinda weird
Especially with all of the midtier polearms like the spears or hooks
maybe i just havent got use to it yet tho
there was deadass nothing wrong with the playtest that warranted changes to all weapons fundamentally
i dont even use them, but i dont even have to check to believe this lol
yea the polearms feel way different now
yeah, infact the old movement all around was borderline perfection- i can't understand why it was changed exactly
First Video is playtest, second is Demo2
Note that the armor actually reduces the floppy slogginess that is still overwhelming with the weapon...
oof
"Lets improve the game by gutting the structure and percision of all weapons"
i think they wanted it to have a little more weight to it ig? but it might be too much
idk if that makes sense but
Maybe, but the actual result is a lack of verticality with no structure whatsoever, just a limp arm
I had too much fun 🥀
and thats not even mentuoning how it'll fly out of your hands more often than not
I don't try to be so negative, I really don't, but I think I was bottling this up lol
no no i see what you're sayin-by doing that theyve also made it more strict on movement. which leads to the clip Rali posted
Is he okay?
Yeah he'll be fine
They feel more weighty, which is good, but at the cost of feeling like they have any percision at all
it sometimes feel like youre holding onto your weapon with 1 arm lol
Turn gore off, silly
TBH I can see what they were going for the demo has a springiness to the handling
But they overdid it
It just doesn't land at all for me
also a mf in a goddamn gambeson should not have taken like 6 FUCKING POLEARM STRIKES TO THE GODDAMN CHEST TO DIE
100%, especially with the useless left arm that basically does nothing
yeah, this is a better explanation of what i was trying to say- more weight, cost is like little to no precision and its sad to see
i swear to god you're actually made of goddamn glass on the baron challange while your opponents are made of supermans flesh
Turn up damage </3
i only finished the last challenge the other day, it was tough
thats why you aim for the skull
yeah no fucking shit what a goddamn glorious thought to have who would've fucking guessed
oh dude i havent even got past solidier yet
Its incredibly, incredibly frustrating to see your goat get gutted
dont worry it took me a while to even get there too
i've been ragebaited by a person with a minecraft pfp
The "I cant tell the difference" crowd is also completely invalid, because like there definetly is one, and even if you can't tell the difference, why should the people who can be invalidated because of that?
i promise you it was never my intention to actually ragebait lol
my bad man
bro the baron challenge is so goofy it feels so fucked in there
everything works not as intended
Its so hard to express my issues with the new physics because the videos don't do the difference any justice at all
like the 1v1's on free mode feel way better in general
i guess ill get there eventually 🫡
Once again, just turn down/up the damage if its not fun for youuuuuuu
you know what helped me a lot
where are you stuck
whats that good sir
i know rali i will not do that for i am not a coward
hm, mostly on theeeeeeeeee solidier area
its just a game :(
i used the weapons with the most reach, it really helps
why not use polearm
ive begun to do this, and yeah its very helpful
rali the challenge is the fun part, it's challenging which is fun my frustration comes from the glitches.
i think what people forget is that half sword still very much unfinished, you wouldnt look at a cow and complain to mcdonalds that its undercooked
yes, no duh. but there's a very clear distinction on how the game felt during the playtest vs now
yeah but you can also point out that the cow is infested with ringworm and whatnot
@drowsy finch can I bother you with smth rq
it hasnt reached the stage of being fully ironed out yet
Yeah suresies
Can I dm you?
oh no i understand this completely- its unfinished sure, but the issue is that the playtest had quite the less amount of issues than what we have currently, which yknow im not complaining too hard- i love the challenge update
Why not just lead with the dm </3
What
Go aheadss
now thats not to say i dont have my qualms with the game, thats for sure, but i think its a step in the right direction as far as i can see
and when it does feel like its back to how playtest physics worked if they go back that way, then it will make the wait all that better
theres both improvements and backtracks with this new step- i would say the improvements do outweigh it's flaws though
yeah definitely
I think you should blame @idle crest, hes the one who said you shouldnt be able to swing the billhook that fast 
everyone brace yourselves
speaking of one of the improvements of halfsword
HATE LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE FRIEDRICH DER SIEGREICHE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE
kepon glaze for life
brace for impact, halfswords about to go through a 4.5 earthquake just from him spawning in
I literally forshadowed it
something something nanoangstrom something something?
WHY WOULD YOU CHALLENGE THEM?!
yeah somethin like that
STrike me down, Pierrot. You don't have the ba-
there are 387.44 million, miles of printed circuits that fill my complex.
if the word hate were engraved on each nanoangrstom of those hundreds of millions of miles.
it would not equal one one BILLIONTH of the HATE I feel for humans at this micro instant hate. hate. hate
yes this is what i meant but couldnt be bothered to search for it
why search for it when you can remember it.
I recite it every day in the mirror <3
its i have no mouth and i must scream right?
Yeag :)
STOP BEING MEAN TO YOURSELF 😤 SMH MY HEAD /lh
no its from invisible, remmeber angstrom levy?
ah yes, john nanoangstrom
I like it when he beats the shit out of mark and mark goes "You really are the Nano-Angstrom..."
galaxy is playing beamng to study how to do softbody physics for half sword.
actually i just thought about something
where did the john [insert name] meme COME from?
wait that was a real line.
I thought that was a joke
i unfortunately have not had the patience to bring myself to watch cutoff intro
also half sword da vinci tank?
no wait thats renaissance
no, half sword dick and balls realistic crushing physics
HELL YEAH
soon we will be able to push in the soft spot on willies skull
i assume they are all lab clones and havent formed their skulls fully yet
sometimes
Why is it every time I open this discord that without fail one of you manages to find a new way to shake me to my core?....
Talent I guess
I don't know whether I hope that came naturally or that you had to work at it.
nah this is learned skill
tbh sometimes when i need a little pick me up ill just read kepons status
All I can think about now is a cigar cutter in the suit....
Bandt
Firing squad pulled up
reference
Bro couldn't bwlive it was over, bro tried to rush them
anything to boost the market value
added it to one of my products and the price drove up by 30 😭
What would horse semen even taste like
Imagine inhaling that shit
like semen
this is some of the most diabolical, wretched, atrocious pieces of text ive ever read on discord
Ain't even the worst thing I've typed on here
alrighty then
7.62x51 > all

what
Hush.
Overpenetrating rounds my beloved <3
AP all day
WRONG
Fuck them and whoever is 100 meters behind them
Salty
Hi sheep
I'll just buy some and taste test it
Aight lmk
I have just the salespeople for you
Hell yeah
Hello ! :)
Glock
Ending lives and masturbating horses since 19 something I don't know

"Need something with more protein than my pre workout."
where can i get half sword mods?
Nexus Mods
this is very fake information do not believe it yall
aight
Might make ramen and put an egg on it.
Actually no I'm too lazy
Just gonna use the flavor packet but only ualf
Founder of Glock had some wild lore
His second wife is the one who founded the horse jorking part of the Glock business
almost as insane as ernest hemmingway lore
Can we get horse jorking added to Half Sword
Who up jorkin they horse rn
Both.
I prefer sea stallions
Interesting horse. Does it win races?
blood shall flow...
What game
modded minecraft
Dude I just got hot water on my belly button
real and true
slurp it up
Ow
If I were that flexible, my belly button would be the last of my worries
yeah bro wouldn't stop that high up
i mean its pretty insane but if you havent seen the stuff about ernest i absolutely recommend watching some (randy feltface does a funny bit on it)
realistically sure
in-game-wise they're stupid why would you move fast
kay butwhat game
Nah I got a goofy AI mod on you gotta be careful, plus larp immersion fuck you
and why would you enter the room alone
Standard procedure for a shooting is to end the threat as quickly and effectively and aggressively as possible.
High speed, low drag.
Ammo is cheap, life isn't.
you had an entire squad to rush into the room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlxEKOscu0M incase you were curious
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solo entry isnt really effective is it
I didn't enter, I opened, took fire so backed off the threshold, and my team neutralized the threat.
I hate fiddling with the fuckin AI squad dudes so they just do what they're gonna do
You're a trained operator going against an untrained, uncoordinated coward. You'll be fine.
true, but wouldnt stacking the squad be more efficient if there was more than 1 dude
bad mindset ❌
Good mindset. If you have to die to save a civilian, so be it. As an officer of the law, that is your job
you can not die and still save a civilian if you do it smart and not john wick the room
Again, no time for that bullshit in an active shooter scenario. I'd like to point out that I made it through that with 0 civies down
They can and do shoot hostages
Your team would be up your ass the whole time, you wouldn't be going in alone. There's a difference between leading an aggressive clearing and going solo.
That's also standard procedure.
i am aware of standard procedure
Exactly this, I had my boys on my ass the whole time, and they cleaned up the slack. Perfect
idk man it didnt look really smart
It wasn't meant to be smart, it was meant to clean it up quick as possible
And as previously stated, if you're going up against shooters, you're going up against cowards. They're going to be shitting their pants and that's gonna fuck up their reaction time.
I wasn't conducting a slow and deliberate clearance, I was rushing to end the threat ASAP
well not if they're high
ok i am clearly losing this i will return back to sending anime and cat gifs
Doesn't matter if they're high or not they're still gonna be tweaking
Most drugs have negative affects on your reflexes and reaction times. My ADHD meds are literally legal meeth, but it doesn't increase my reaction time, just makes me focus.
Focusing and being able to react quickly are two different things.
its kinda like the ready or not mission of the active shooters in a university, without trying to water down how serious the situation is irl, the only way to get the S medal in that mission is to successfully eliminate all threats in under 3 minutes (the time it takes for them to start shooting hostages)
(not the exact same thing but yeah amphetamines shmamphetamines)
YOUR WHAT
Oh disk
hi hello chat
Hello Mayo
hello cheeseton
i killed a civ 😭

where play test?
just finished transformers 2007. Awesome movie
love this game
i ate it
Greedy Mayo
true....
notice how there's no romania
no poland too
Half sword update leaked
where scotland :(
door kickers 2's large maps freaking suck
No Indonesia </3
i am not sure if i should get ready or not
no indonesia and scotland because they SUCK (joke)
Why do I keep getting restarted progress after beating 3 levels
Its always 3 levels beat i get sent to the gulag then i start from zero
@zenith dirge That song sounded like it was from early 2023.
because you've got a skill issue
jeloo
What country are you from?
whatg changed? is there only a certain amount of times u can lose?
America?
hallo :D
This is probably one of the better versions of this clip, as it's in 720p.
oh i cant read lmao Added a new Gauntlet Mode, where you earn points to unlock new Ranks. Dying in that mode sends you to the Abyss. Dying in the Abyss deletes your current character and you lose all your progress in Gauntlet Mode.
• In Free Mode you can now play all the Ranks (just
bbbbanger
nah
exactly
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
i love longsword
Smoking smoking smoking smoking
hello all girls, gays and theys, i hope your day, whether it has started yet or if it's already ended, goes well or has goes well
Happy birthday
tommorow is my half birthday if that counts lol
ich nein spreche deustch, ich werden lernen deustch!
better times
that song still rings in my mind
we need to make Post-Harambe a time period
Everywhere at the End of Time reminds me of the Ringed City after you touch the princess's egg
I think post chat-gpt should also be a such. So much AI slop everywhere
My favorite
Walking into a strangers home and gunning them down
das ist eine kampf. big (idk the german word for large) kampf
it feels so yucky saying something is a struggle :(
see the problem is i don't have a german dictionary
whatever i have to look on amazon anyway might as well see what they have for german dictionaries
Jicken chockey
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do we have any german speakers in chat rn
if so do you have any suggestions for dictionaries or does it not really matter
chiken jokey🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
time out to people who post this starting now
pure hatred
you were the one who put the words we had in #1362322078837116968 into the brainrot filter arent you
i bet you're a whole lotta fun at parties
im the antagonist
yes you are
and you'er a shitty one too you aren't even remotely relatable
seriously you need to contact whoever wrote you
STAND FOR SOMETHING OR FALL FOR ANYTHING #SupportTheRizzbellion!!!
bro who changed the lootpools in Abyss
all the colors are the type of colors youd see on a rich person's car
they suck ass why who did this
you dont like colorful doublets?
y'know people were rocking one of the most colorful clothes back then
Certified Not Important moment
i know its historically accurate im crazy not stupid. my point is that they look like ass choose better colors than pink and green
maybe add more blues and reds and muted yellows
then it'd be even MORE realistic
pink and bright lime greens were exclusively for royals and the noble castes
but you can get more colors than those ircc
yeah but pink, lime green and highlighter yellow are the most common
Ew
which make no sense they shouldn't even be a thing for commoners
even a burgher likely wouldn't have worn that because it was a serious social faux pas to dress like a noble, even if you could afford it
for example, the green on my shirt? that was a good green you would've seen wealthier commoners wear. but the pants? that's too bright, a peasant could be flayed for that
dunno, from my actual time playing the abyss i haven't gotten a yellow at all, perhaps one or twice
ive gotten it at least 4 out of the 9 times i've played it in the last 3 days
#1360610703765012500 please keep the willie thirsting in this thread /j
its prolly rng to be honest
it is RNG but it still breaks my immersion so i had to bring it up
i'll open a thread in #1047240101152960525 for it
and the clothes you see aren't really civilian wear, they're something that a man arming up for armor would wear
and bth, if you're gonna state historical references regarding the issue than you need to bring up your sources
i am willieing it
Awesome
so i might have found a really funny glitch that I hope doesn't get patched any time soon™️ (it's prolly already been mentioned but its kinda funny)
And I stand by every word sweetheart.
Is it naked player model by any chance?
It is not actually
are they adding multiplayer?
the full plate armor fist fight?
yeah lol
One where you clothes come off? Happened to everyone
Oh right forgot about that
literally what i came here to say too
truly is a goated fight, tbh should add that as a default feature LOL
Just lemme beat up the helpless
thats what my brother suggested when i showed the glitch to him
Dang it their indie devs
such an easy glitch to do as well, just:
Plate Armor in Free Mode, win a couple
Exit to desktop
Come back into game with peasant class in gauntlet mode
Switch to Free Mode
Boom beat up peasants as a plate boi
(devs do not patch this this is so much fun)
i found you can do it with any rank and you just need to select the thing
and it works for any class, just works best with plate because you can't bring in weapons
smegma
i love turning down both player and npc damage and then turning gore all the way down it makes fights last way longer
I kinda like being a juggernaut LOL
NOOOOOOO
MY GAME CRASHED ON THE FINAL CHALLENGE
MY PROGRESS GOT RESET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i cant stop playing
i didnt even know about this game until i watched someones streamer vod
it scratches an itch i did not know i had
I found out about this game from Smi77y
saw it once a few months ago, finally went looking for it a couple weeks ago
thats weird... people usually watch a streamer play this, then decide to join the discord and start talking mad shit....
welcome to the family!
yippeee
Level 2
whoever plays noita is glitter bomb with bloodlust better than large firebolt with bloodlust
ok i just checked and both suck
@maiden pasture what input overlay do you use? How did you get a custom half sword one? looks dope
funny cat
i feel like torturing myself again
wart hunder
fart thunder
fart hunger
why are you hungry for farts
i am not
Hello Rob Zombie fan
silly
Meow meow meow
mrreow
mrow
im no doctor but i dont think legs should do this
yeah they sould not
idk mine do that sometimes he can walk it off
yes they should are you stupid
stick to not being a doctor.
this is normal
My PC doesn't turn on anymore 😭
spectacular
I am NOT buying a new motherboard
my bad
noob
🪦
It's not your fault, the motherboard is cooked. Anyways i just turned it on
Sometimes you can turn it on sometimes not
oh
And i have to use a screwdriver to turn it on
schrodinger's pc
Btw i thought your pfp was a one piece character
do I have to buy the game? demo isnt working the same
Whar
the demo wont open and playtest is only fists version of demo?
yeah paypal me 20 usd
bet g whats the venmo
I can paypal you 2 cents
the demo wont open and playtest is only fists version of demo?
click free mode
ah nvm didnt type it the same not as good
thanks g, in demo or playtest?
not one, but TWO embed failures...
imagine failing TWICE
this comment got me to open the link
I was severely dissapointed
Name fits
I was gonna say Im not tryna click a link sent by "horrible person" lol
but I did and it was a meme of an anime girl typical nerd shi
dang I got lucky only clicked the one and thought this is lame lol
got blessed didnt have to see the dong
people post big ass black dicks (yes they're always black) and expect people to laugh
thanks god i missed it
love the clarification perenthesis
what do i do? cant even open the game
btw the game crashed and i can't close it anymore so now i can't even see my desktop
ctrl + shift + esc and close any unreal engine instances
also try restaring your pc after if it persists
reinstall windows
chiсkеn jоckеу
I'm not the sort of person who would post stuff to purposefully get myself banned from a server... But if I was I'm sure I'd at least go all the way and post something people ain't seen a million times before.
💋
WOOOBBAAAA ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I turned my phone off for like ten seconds and I missed something else?
i will blow up his balls with my mind
Thank you pook
NOT MY BALLS
@last whale i blow up your balls with my mind
MY BALLS
Man back in my day the trolls used to post stuff that you'd never forget.
George washy toes 💔
freaky washington
what does it mean by faster dodging
Back in ye olden days?
like i move faster or is there a dodge button im missing
Holding shift while still, and then moving makes you dodge
hhhghnn
Aye, they used to post steel mill accidents or something, not bbc
Schizophrenic bnuuy
Sound like fun
Videos I saw at 14 that I can still vividly remember.
less taken damage is still the best one tho
Glad I didn't see it
apparently some guy named a rare disease ligma
What's ligma?
You've never seen anything like that? You are lucky.
LIGMA BA
you know nothing about ip grabbers… bro is onto something
Kids man. If I was on my pc I'd send my ip here willingly.
TYYYPE
Oh no not an ip
Hey buddy, guess what
hate to be that guy
Ew, a nerd game
267 elo 😔
im going to kill you with my 4 queens
im beginner
It is my sworn duty to make people with lesser elos feel small and embarrassed.
Yaaaas queen
tbh i dont think im good at the game im just being paired with braindead people
the turtle could destory me
Hop on crazy house mode rn
yea idk whats that
What I miss
i slayed a guy with my four queens in 200 elo chess
ngl, swinging the big ass hammer should be a lil faster
The best gaMemode. Play it with a random RIGHT NOW!!!
feels like im hitting them with pool noodles
you said it. "big ass"
i feel like im going to regret it but ok
lemme try and find it

bro it happened again
🤤🤤🤤
i cant find it
It's where you change game modes, like changing to blitz mode.
Somewhere on the right probably
uh
do you mean chess960
i am sorry but how is this physically possible
Anyway you can ping me laterto thank me for introducing you to the greatest gaMemode on chess. Com

there r special gamemodes
Uuhhhhhhhhhh go to new game on homepage and maybe it'll be there
i keeping getting draws or stalemates or the opponent just abandoning the game
Don't talk to me anymore
LICHESS IS FREE AND THEIR PREVIEW ARROWS ARE BETTER
Next thing you're gonna be telling me you use chesskid
probably paid as well
Womp womp broke boy
chess.com has peak lessons
the trial was worth it but after that absolutely not
i cant find good chess lessons no more 🥀
Buy a book
so im just stuck at infinite cycle of the same elo
meh
You're meh 😡
my chess lessons are basic and free and effective
keep playing vs the magnus carleson bot until you get good
is there any good reason to get a book about chess even
Yassss
No lol
Hey Zach, I have something to show you
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Yes?
bots are not very good representation of actual chess game
bots dont think like humans so strats against them will probably not work against human
chimkin jockey
Jicken chockey
Licken hockey
exactly which is why its a way to learn, you never actually win so youre always training
i dont see how you are training
its like learning 1 specific opening and the second an opponent does another move (even if its bad) your entire knowledge crumbles
Me learning chess openings
fartberry what the fuck are you typing
The bible in chinese
my opening is horses and the pieces in front of the king and the queen
its me vro, look at my name
oh
💀
I GRABBED SOMEONE AND THREW THEM 30 METERS LMAPPP
i just found out about the footsteps you leave behind after stepping in blood and uhmm... im starsttruck
Yo, yo, yo! 1-4-8-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9. representin' the ABQ. What up, Bi@tch? Leave at the tone
biattch
i love how you can snap willy's neck in the menu lol
White spaces
Whitespace user spotted 🤢🤮
not white space
I copied your message and was able to say it
it's just a regular space
Where might this space be placed?
there is no space
So you just fucking said there was a space
i am using regular text
I'm murdering you
chicken jосkey
Yeah I can't type it with one fucking space in the fucking middle
chicken jосkey
When I copy y'all's messages I can send it
there's like hundreds of ways to say it
But I can't type it out normally, so there is a special character somewhere between the words
Gee thanks
THE I IS WRONG.
THIS IS CYRILLIC I. ENGLISH I ANTIALIAS IS ON THE LEFT.
i wonder if i will automod it if the parts of the phrase are separated
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chicken skullkey
chicken jawkey
Chicken
jockey
brother the entire automod is a bigass regex
yes
it doesnt handle complex cases
honestly how did they do that
You automod circumventing punks.
hi moai
nothing happened
@indigo hare arent you technically old asf
chick ampersand jaw key
I’m young and hip and spry
dont u have a child
I had my child when I was still a teenager!
did u eat him
call
Moai is the Jack Black of halfcord ♥️
slurp slurp slurp
I’m not sure what joke to respond with so I’ll just answer as serious as possible.
No.
can i eat him
is that a yes
GET HIM MOAI
Manstilts stop
GET HIM
i think you need to course correct right now
Get him chat fuck him up for me
i will eat chat if you do that
You make me want to cry. That's (In my opnion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opnion.
anyways back to original point i will joke from now on about how old u are
That’s stupid, don’t respect him
thats more like it
that is definitely from a meme but i dont remember how what goes next
you're so old you don't know the I ate a cat meme
That’s right
smh 1984ing me
damn,,, I thought we were allowed a bit of tomfoolery as a treat, I'll stop
Blueberry is exempt from the rules
go tell mcwonder
no i was joking
blueberrys nice hes cooler then moai
Okay you’re dead to me
caps lock ON pal
erm you can't call people old
what is this
exophilie
wait how old are you moai?
a few centuries old
very ancient
I was gonna go the Smigma route and take a picture of you being blocked but, I cba to do it so….youre a loser
Good enough.
30
fr?
yeah more like 30 thousand
Me when I lie:
520 years old at the youngest
wow
well fuck you young'un im 33
Or soemtjing
WHAT
UNC!!!!!!!!!!
OH IM MAKING MORE JOKES ABOUT YOU
OLDER THAN THE UNIVERSE
You just signed your death warrant militus I’m sorry
WOW
I know you defended me but now I’m throwing you under the bus
there is no way people older than 20 use discord!
how did the big bang start militius
Him and your mother
poor militus

