my character has an inner ear infection
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
pearl coral
pearl coral
hi quinson
astral basin
I am cooked
pearl coral
we are cooked quin
astral basin
This girl said she wanna drink with me at 2 am but I didn't want to stay till 2 am
gloomy crest
why do i get the fatal error so often
pearl coral
cannot send media because low level leaflet
grand bane
can't even send video clips
astral basin
cannot send media because low level leaflet
brisk hare
so utterly over
brisk hare
i had clip i wanted to show
pearl coral
y'all ever just remember you're alive and have to pause a moment to regain control of your will
grand bane
It’s nothing personal, just 1984
brisk hare
i just randomly lock in
astral basin
I fumbled a baddy in words you understand
pearl coral
baddie
astral basin
Is that real
pearl coral
yes
astral basin
Damn i need step up my brainrot
pearl coral
i have never seen it spelled with a Y
brisk hare
did you actually fumble or is there still a chance
astral basin
did you actually fumble or is there still a chance
I'm most likely cooked
brisk hare
embed failure, literally 1584
pearl coral
1484
brisk hare
close enough
astral basin
Alexa. Play Black Rainbow by Spiritbox
marble moon
I'm most likely cooked
women love it when you tell them that you have esoteric knowledge and skills. for instance im an oyster technician and when i start conversations with that then they are all interested in everything I have to say.
brisk hare
women love it when you talk about the roman empire
grand bane
Alexa. Play Black Rainbow by Spiritbox
astral basin
women love it when you tell them that you have esoteric knowledge and skills. fo...
It was in the club you couldn't hear shit let alone converse
verbal elm
This girl said she wanna drink with me at 2 am but I didn't want to stay till 2 ...
lol
grand bane
women love it when you talk about the roman empire
I have a national duty to say Rome mid
marble moon
It was in the club you couldn't hear shit let alone converse
Since I'm an oyster technician I don't even have to speak I just pull out the auxillary oyster from my coat pocket and all women immediately know that I'm important
pearl coral
https://tenor.com/view/swedish-empire-carolus-rex-gif-5991243984546906298
this is not the roman empire
marble moon
Did you know that oysters control the water supply in a city in Poland. That's how important I am
brisk hare
I have a national duty to say Rome mid
Carthaginian menace
marble moon
Ok well i can refer you to the oyster school i went to i have a lot of connections
smoky portal
I make it to knight rank ONLY TO DIE and when i try to DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST A MADMAN WIELDING AN OAR THE GAME CRASHES!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
grand bane
Only lasted from 1618 to 1721 and never having over 1.5 million people but it still lives on in my heart
smoky portal
bros looking like radiohead the bends
The bends!
brisk hare
banger album
smoky portal
I identify with the song about being a french dessert
astral basin
I got a small cut in my fingie
brisk hare
I identify with the song about being a french dessert
buh
indigo hare
I got a small cut in my fingie
Life hack: if you drop a 80 pound rock on your foot, your cut will no longer hurt
astral basin
It doesn't even hurt but I got blood on my hoodie
pearl coral
you're both wrong
brisk hare
oh yeah!??!?// whats yoUR opINION
smoky portal
you're both wrong
Yes
pearl coral
brisk hare
bro got folded
pearl coral
lirili larila
indigo hare
So true
grand bane
Breaking it down 1400s style
smoky portal
lirili larila
Rotted beyond help
pearl coral
boneca ambalabu
indigo hare
Maoi i thought you had a job
Yeah it’s just about 7pm, I was outta work almost two hours ago!
pearl coral
something weird just happened where i couldnt move my thumb
indigo hare
Just get rid of it
smoky portal
something weird just happened where i couldnt move my thumb
Thumbthing weird
spark quartz
Just get rid of it
hi easty
spark quartz
hello dude the dave
marble moon
drowsy finch
bopped him
grand bane
hello dude the dave
dreamy ginkgo
bopped him
bro how do you play on such high graphic settings
drowsy finch
bro how do you play on such high graphic settings
on my laptop
dreamy ginkgo
what specs does that laptop have
drowsy finch
what specs does that laptop have
iunno man
dreamy ginkgo
can you check for me
unreal bay
something weird just happened where i couldnt move my thumb
Suck on your thumb 👍🏻 see if you can revive it
rapid drum
hey
pearl coral
wombo combo
rapid drum
rly nice
gloomy crest
wombo combo
ur so BAD why dont you play with blood on
pearl coral
ur so BAD why dont you play with blood on
bro is blind
pearl coral
chainsaws in the back
Umbilicus by Hell
gloomy crest
Umbilicus by Hell
i swear some of these bands are just taking words out of the dictionary...
gloomy crest
anyone got an ultimate challenge save file
no
autumn forge
anyone got an ultimate challenge save file
bozo
torn galleon
its not my fault my game crashed while i was trying to redeem myself in the abyss
gloomy crest
its not my fault my game crashed while i was trying to redeem myself in the abys...
thats your fault you idiot..........
torn galleon
ahh ofc
torn galleon
i re opened the game and im reset to beggar
gloomy crest
i re opened the game and im reset to beggar
it isnt hard getting knight from beggar
spark quartz
i managed to beat the boss i needed to in the abyss to keep commoner but got knocked out and it counted as me dying which i think is complete and utter bullshit
torn galleon
it isnt hard getting knight from beggar
idgaf
pearl coral
quit harassing this man
spark quartz
i think because you're being a little pretentious
gloomy crest
💔
torn galleon
w
gloomy crest
wait what does pretentious mean
spark quartz
look it up bro
torn galleon
wait what does pretentious mean
💀
unreal bay
wait what does pretentious mean
Yes
gloomy crest
no but its easy to get from beggar to knight
unreal bay
no but its easy to get from beggar to knight
gloomy crest
u jsyt have to like
pearl coral
wait what does pretentious mean
gloomy crest
lower the player damage
spark quartz
waddap blood guy
last whale
torn galleon
nobody cares how good you feel ab urself bud
spark quartz
SHIZZZZZZTTOTOTOOTOTOTOOOON
gloomy crest
https://tenor.com/view/radal-radar-gif-15194573983225864840
haha sosig man
unreal bay
waddap blood guy
Guuddd how are u silly man
last whale
SHIZZZZZZTTOTOTOOTOTOTOOOON
OMG SILLY HEAD HI
spark quartz
Guuddd how are u silly man
i'm alright i have to take a break from halfswording due to me dying
gloomy crest
nobody cares how good you feel ab urself bud
the fools update song was based on you.
unreal bay
i'm alright i have to take a break from halfswording due to me dying
Very goodd
spark quartz
Very goodd
bro the peasant pitchfork requires no attacking they just gotta hold that shit out and i kill myself on it
unreal bay
gloomy crest
ur the coolest person ever gregory
spark quartz
easter is your name gregory
gloomy crest
conquered suez took CONTROOOOLLL
indigo hare
easter is your name gregory
No im not a loser. Who even has that name? Nobody
spark quartz
thank god
indigo hare
spark quartz
gregory is such a boomer ahh name
indigo hare
Hey can you pass the salt Gregory rofl, lmao even
gloomy crest
gregory is such a boomer ahh name
is moais name gregory
gloomy crest
Hey can you pass the salt Gregory rofl, lmao even
rofl.....
gloomy crest
youre such a boomer...
pearl coral
i say rofl
indigo hare
Unc
gloomy crest
https://tenor.com/view/gmail-dog-explode-epic-ai-gif-8084634080600183106
why does his legs have rocket boosters
pearl coral
i dont GIVE a glam!
gloomy crest
i dont GIVE a glam!
spare a glam
unreal bay
You oke Sam?
pearl coral
yeah why
indigo hare
No he’s not okay he doesn’t give any glams
unreal bay
No he’s not okay he doesn’t give any glams
Glams up
indigo hare
the accident wasn't your fault same wake up
It’s not right to lie, he needs to face reality
gloomy crest
sam you're not at fault sam theres no more sleeping needed
sam your actually henry the eighth when he blacked out for 2 hours
indigo hare
Sam it’s entirely your fault
gloomy crest
reliving your life in the modern era but not yet concious
unreal bay
Guys stop teasing Sam. Leave him alone at playing HS
spark quartz
some mfers irl be acting like they nobility and gotta be reminded they peasants like me
unreal bay
indigo hare
Guys stop teasing Sam. Leave him alone at playing HS
I saw him say you were a loser earlier
zenith dirge
guys this is so sad
worldly vapor
this game is actually unplayable rn because of the falling over istg
gloomy crest
Guys stop teasing Sam. Leave him alone at playing HS
finding anyway to promote the game 💔
unreal bay
I saw him say you were a loser earlier
That's fine. Ik am not one
gloomy crest
STOP IT let me TEASE
spark quartz
this game is actually unplayable rn because of the falling over istg
yeah it's annoying tbh
indigo hare
That's fine. Ik am not one
No you’re supposed to fight him
unreal bay
No you’re supposed to fight him
I don't fight with minors
spark quartz
honestly i feel like there should be a jumping while your knocked over mechanic where willie can throw himself away from combat
gloomy crest
I don't fight with minors
but your a minor too
indigo hare
I don't fight with minors
Oh that’s such a cop out
unreal bay
I pick battles with my own age
pearl coral
my hip hurts so bad and my knee also hurts so bad
spark quartz
I pick battles with my own age
oh so 4 years old HAHAHAHHAHAH
pearl coral
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1039576571972943986/1190501099644399719/20231224_005309.gif
indigo hare
Sam could probably beat me up so I don’t think age is a factor there
pearl coral
today i got to learn grappling on a 400 pound man
gloomy crest
my hip hurts so bad and my knee also hurts so bad
indigo hare
easter you're a grown ass man bruh
Sam is like 6 feet tall and broad
I’m 5’8
He’s taking it
indigo hare
idk easter i feel like you could throw hands
I can throw rocks
indigo hare
Who needs fists when I have my handy dandy wrench
pearl coral
i got struck in the inner thumb of my gauntlet (literally just cloth), no plastic) and then stubbed my thumb on an axe like 30 minutes later and i believe i may have permanently affected it
unreal bay
Who needs fists when I have my handy dandy wrench
Team fortress 2
gloomy crest
unreal bay
Who needs fists when I have my handy dandy wrench
I read "handy daddy wrench" ☠️💀💀💀
pearl coral
i got struck in the inner thumb of my gauntlet (literally just cloth), no plasti...
whenever i put it on the space bar too long the bottom joint stops working
spark quartz
officer you see the double homicide caused by blunt force trauma was just me pretending to be the tf2 engineer
gloomy crest
hey moai
unreal bay
You definitely read what you wanted to read
Le true
gloomy crest
petting cats usually leave you...
feline good!!! ahahahahah 
spark quartz
hey mods please ban living dead
indigo hare
petting cats usually leave you...
feline good!!! ahahahahah <a:ROFL:114726973780...
You’ve gotta be…kitten me..
gloomy crest
hey moai why didn't the child tell his mother that he ate glue
spark quartz
You’ve gotta be…kitten me..
damn there's a joke there i won't make
gloomy crest
his lips were sealed!!!
indigo hare
hey moai why didn't the child tell his mother that he ate glue
Because she would lock him in the closet
indigo hare
damn there's a joke there i won't make
I hesitated severely and regretted posting it
indigo hare
his lips were sealed!!! <a:ROFL:1147269737802371092> <a:ROFL:1147269737802371092...
Oh
gloomy crest
Because she would lock him in the closet
is that what you would do
indigo hare
is that what you would do
No my child isn’t stupid
gloomy crest
No my child isn’t stupid
okay but if ur child was like silly head
would you
OH I HAVE A GOOD ONE MOAI
i'm an archeologist moai, wanna know why my life is so miserable?
it's in ruins!!!! 
zenith dirge
did yall hear about this?
indigo hare
it's in ruins!!!! <a:e_laugh:1111385575581306940> <a:LaughtPepe:1311530184817512...
I’m not sure how to respond to you
gloomy crest
I’m not sure how to respond to you
im a pun master
unkempt zodiac
spark quartz
okay but if ur child was like silly head
bruh
gloomy crest
two peanuts walk into a bar....
one was a salted!!! 
spark quartz
yeah well you're gonna die before me
indigo hare
yeah well you're gonna die before me
I’m not even the one who said it!!!
gloomy crest
yeah well you're gonna die before me
fighting the wrong enemy 💔
spark quartz
hey living dead girl don't you have a pot of gold to guard or some shit
pearl coral
ogre
gloomy crest
hey living dead girl don't you have a pot of gold to guard or some shit
so i'm richer then u
AND UR RACIST BANNED BANNED BANNED
indigo hare
Sorry silly head
spark quartz
so i'm richer then u
AND UR RACIST BANNED BANNED BANNED
bro didn't even deny the claim
last whale
gloomy crest
bro didn't even deny the claim
Yes
spark quartz
shizton remember me
indigo hare
Shizton has the opportunity to do the funniest shit right now
last whale
shizton remember me
Always, bro
spark quartz
shizton change your name to shizzy head in my honor
last whale
Shizton has the opportunity to do the funniest shit right now
I'm not gonna
spark quartz
just kidding
indigo hare
I'm not gonna
Didn’t cave to peer pressure? Banned also
last whale
Didn’t cave to peer pressure? Banned also
gloomy crest
hey moai moai i have a good one now
indigo hare
Shizzy head 😭
spark quartz
YOOOOOOOOO
gloomy crest
i love whiteboards...
theyre so remarkable!!!!!! 
spark quartz
SHIZZY HEAD
last whale
SHIZZY HEAD
My new name
spark quartz
My new name
so fucking based
unkempt zodiac
i love whiteboards...
theyre so remarkable!!!!!! <a:breakdown:128974419543051478...
three strikes and you're out
pearl coral
bro you look like a game of thrones extra
profoundly medieval phenotype
unkempt zodiac
you know no jokes are allowed in these parts of the server
gloomy crest
you know no jokes are allowed in these parts of the server
im safe for now cause blueberry isnt here to take away the joy
indigo hare
you know no jokes are allowed in these parts of the server
Thank you
gloomy crest
roasted... heh... toasted....
indigo hare
im safe for now cause blueberry isnt here to take away the joy
He lives on through me. Jokes are not allowed
spark quartz
im safe for now cause blueberry isnt here to take away the joy
i stg easter, militus and sam are like the only active mods i see
gloomy crest
He lives on through me. Jokes are not allowed
unkempt zodiac
gore in general...
indigo hare
Ok this is definitely racist
zenith dirge
rock
indigo hare
Can’t let that slide
gloomy crest
yea break all rocks!
indigo hare
yea break all rocks!
Hey do me a favor
gloomy crest
Hey do me a favor
no i don't speak to stupid rocks
indigo hare
no i don't speak to stupid rocks
I just wanted to make sure you were in chat to witness your timeout
See you in 45 seconds
Loser
indigo hare
no i don't speak to stupid rocks
Welcome back
gloomy crest
I just wanted to make sure you were in chat to witness your timeout
i went afk before i got timed
checkmate LIBERAL
indigo hare
Oh okay guess I’ll have to do it again
indigo hare
Thank you Sam
pearl coral
24 hours
gloomy crest
BLUEBERRY SAID IT AND NOTHING HAPPENED
pearl coral
dont care
indigo hare
You’re not blueberry
pearl coral
you are lesser
zenith dirge
i only get my news from the most trustworthy sources
gloomy crest
the corruption 💔
spark quartz
@last whale bro have you listened to thy art is murder before
indigo hare
the corruption 💔
It’s blatant
autumn forge
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533454414912946176/1166353644854186025/...
real
hows everyones day?
indigo hare
Nobody answer
dusk hamlet
indigo hare
No
unkempt zodiac
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/941704773760061500/1170267491193331803/c1...
this is fantastic
indigo hare
you like metal right easter
I can enjoy it yeah
spark quartz
why don't we ever talk about that i fee like we def like the same bands
gloomy crest
chat my english teacher crashed out today cause someone cut him off
distant pier
Rate the crashout
unkempt zodiac
chat my english teacher crashed out today cause someone cut him off
how bad was it
gloomy crest
like he slammed his fist down on a table and started screaming
gloomy crest
how bad was it
he pointed at a kid and screamed to tell him to get outside
indigo hare
why don't we ever talk about that i fee like we def like the same bands
My music taste is all over the place from 50’s country to death metal
gloomy crest
My music taste is all over the place from 50’s country to death metal
almost like you've reached ur 50's...
indigo hare
almost like you've reached ur 50's...
Shut
pearl coral
My music taste is all over the place from 50’s country to death metal
nice
unkempt zodiac
he pointed at a kid and screamed to tell him to get outside
ousch
pearl coral
what metal do you Eff Double-U
distant pier
he pointed at a kid and screamed to tell him to get outside
Was it the right kid or some random choice lmfao
gloomy crest
what metal do you Eff Double-U
powerwolf
gloomy crest
Was it the right kid or some random choice lmfao
a bit of both
unkempt zodiac
the only metal i've listened to is bolt thrower
gloomy crest
<:stinkycheese:1107182556140535868>
theyre peak shut up
unkempt zodiac
because warhammer
pearl coral
the only metal i've listened to is bolt thrower
ONLY METAL YOU NEED 💯💯💯
gloomy crest
SOAD rob zombie
pearl coral
PEAK THROWER💯
unkempt zodiac
TRUE
last whale
Electric Wizard...
unkempt zodiac
realm of peak..
pearl coral
the whole those once loyal album is a masterpiece but this little lineup is all i need to get through the day
gloomy crest
the whole those once loyal album is a masterpiece but this little lineup is all ...
why is that cats eye offside
his eye is offside! his eye is offsideee!
indigo hare
what metal do you Eff Double-U
I like Amon Amarth, a lot. Mastadon is pretty good. fit for a king, wage war, Opal in sky, heavy/hitter..idk, there’s a bunch of bands I like. Viking metal is pretty sick, that’s Amon Amarth
pearl coral
I like Amon Amarth, a lot. Mastadon is pretty good. fit for a king, wage war, Op...
i saw mastadon live one time !!
i've been a lot into grindcore lately which i'd never imagine
gloomy crest
@pearl coral is this cap or fact
indigo hare
I got caught in brain rot filter
pearl coral
<@216719867913568256> is this cap or fact
do not trust this man for any historical information whatsoever
indigo hare
i saw mastadon live one time !!
Real and based and word that rhymes with Smigma
gloomy crest
do not trust this man for any historical information whatsoever
why not he might be Roman
pearl coral
why not he might be Roman
what 
gloomy crest
what <:cry:930558646998401034>
sybau ts pmo lke srsly rn
indigo hare
do not trust this man for any historical information whatsoever
Sam you see the cloth thing
The blue part
pearl coral
yeah
indigo hare
Is that real, that looks cool
pearl coral
naw
spark quartz
do not trust this man for any historical information whatsoever
always hated when they mix plate armor with greathelms like that
gloomy crest
always hated when they mix plate armor with greathelms like that
its a barbrute idiot
spark quartz
its a barbrute idiot
:/
gloomy crest
im sorry
last whale
@spark quartz Do you fw Putrid Pile
pearl coral
always hated when they mix plate armor with greathelms like that
there was some overlap but it looked way cooler than what they wear
last whale
send me a song
spark quartz
there was some overlap but it looked way cooler than what they wear
not with that type of greathelm, by that time they would have been using sugarloafs
pearl coral
pearl coral
not with that type of greathelm, by that time they would have been using sugarlo...
byeah
gloomy crest
is this AI
spark quartz
that's a bacinet
pearl coral
that's a bacinet
unreal bay
spark quartz
that's some sexy ass armor tho
pearl coral
it's not a bascinet
spark quartz
yoooo it's easter
pearl coral
it doesnt have an aventail nor is it one piece
unreal bay
thats what i mean why are their eyes so lifeless
War
worldly vapor
it doesnt have an aventail nor is it one piece
visored greathelm, when was it used
gloomy crest
War
those peasants went there to see people get knocked out its not war its just fun
💔
pearl coral
visored greathelm, when was it used
like late 1200s to early to mid 1300s
spark quartz
it's not a bascinet
is that not a great bacinet
pearl coral
is that not a great bacinet
no
spark quartz
it sure looks like one
pearl coral
it sure looks like one
great bascinets have two separate pivots
worldly vapor
@pearl coral what helmets are these
pearl coral
one for the visor one for the bevor
unreal bay
Why does it look like a gta art style cover but also accidental renaissance
pearl coral
that helmet has no articulation besides the visor
gloomy crest
great bascinets have two separate pivots
bogos binted?
pearl coral
<@216719867913568256> what helmets are these
spoleto bascinets
pearl coral
spark quartz
spoleto bascinets
not every great bacinet had a bevor tho
gloomy crest
<@216719867913568256> what helmets are these
why do they look like ducks
pearl coral
not every great bacinet had a bevor tho
yes that is literally what makes a grand bascinet a grand bascinet
gloomy crest
quack quack quack
pearl coral
<@216719867913568256> what helmets are these
some more
last whale
not every great bacinet had a bevor tho
Silly Head... I have decided to change my name back to Shizton...
spark quartz
yes that is literally what makes a grand bascinet a grand bascinet
so what classification of helmet is that
pearl coral
so what classification of helmet is that
visored sugarloaf
spark quartz
visored sugarloaf
oh i see, well, if i'm not mistaken sugarloafs were kind of the beta of what the bacinet would become
pearl coral
do u have any manuscript pics of visored greathelms
pearl coral
oh i see, well, if i'm not mistaken sugarloafs were kind of the beta of what the...
why do you say that
spark quartz
i'm assuming visored sugarloafs were probably at the tail end of their existance
naive plover
is there a general release date e.g. id it coming this summer
spark quartz
why do you say that
i learned it, greathelms esspecially sugarloafs were insperation for bacinets, early bacinets i should say
pearl coral
i mean they were made to be worn under greathelms
unkempt zodiac
is there a general release date e.g. id it coming this summer
early access is planned for Q4 2025 if nothing has changed internally and all goes well
pearl coral
it's like saying a tanktop is inspired by t shirts
which i mean like
maybe??
but not really
it's a whole 'nother thing
spark quartz
https://open.spotify.com/track/3f3OZOiWJs2QJUMRxqDjVL?si=bc1b4ef4db4e4b45
i fw this bro
spark quartz
it's a whole 'nother thing
yeah i see that now
last whale
i fw this bro
Hell yeah
pearl coral
very early grand bascinet
white prawn
I wanna do HEMA but the nearest HEMA place is an hour and 10 minutes of driving away
And medieval europe stuff is really niche here
unreal bay
Ai generated, cool to see
pearl coral
what am i supposed to be seeing
unreal bay
Idk what are you supposed to see
bright grotto
WILLIE NO!!! YOU CANT WEAR BLACKFACE!!!
last whale
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bakAHU_r7sA&si=OUP2QuANWFejVTrQ
shizzy
Peak
I love the screams
last whale
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bakAHU_r7sA&si=OUP2QuANWFejVTrQ
shizzy
Between the the 1:27 and 1:37 is actually inhuman, how does one even make that noise
honest hedge
limpid prawn
i
unreal bay
Is that a cheese fondue in the enclosure?
limpid prawn
perhaps
raven ore
Ai generated, cool to see
thet kinda got the leg harness correct
honest hedge
Ai generated, cool to see
unreal bay
Ai is learning
honest hedge
Ai is learning
I wish it's kneecaps get broken.
raven ore
Ai is learning
maybe they can generate images for #references♥_1450-1470 zome day
unreal bay
I told it to make it into an accidental renaissance picture
jolly relic
Another Fatal Error
unreal bay
I made some gta variants too
jolly relic
hecc
unreal bay
Of that pic
honest hedge
I made some gta variants too
STOP!!!
limpid prawn
first person is quite fun ngl
jolly relic
Half Sword Open World
raven ore
No <:be_bluesillysmile:999776385579089980>
K
jolly relic
jk
pearl coral
pearl coral
What's the material in red supposed to be?
cant remember how they did it
pearl coral
i think russeting
you let the outer layer rust in a controlled environment and then finish it
unreal bay
Interesting
pearl coral
merry wyvern
What's the material in red supposed to be?
Willie.
merry wyvern
They skinned him and put him on the armor
I hate the mfs who are bad at the game and refuse to admit it so they blame the game
scarlet creek
I hate the mfs who are bad at the game and refuse to admit it so they blame the ...
Ong look at all those suggestions
I hope the devs just ignore them
"Remove spear guys" "decrease boss dmg" wtf
limpid prawn
i've noticed that lion knocks people down way more often now
i keep nailing willie in the neck/shoulder and he just falls like a good 70% of the time
pearl coral
Is that cupid
seems so
pearl coral
They skinned him and put him on the armor
gloomy crest
proppa breakfast
MANNNNNNNNNN I GOT A CLEAN HIT INTO THE FINAL BOSSES NECK AND THE GAME HAD A FATAL ERROR THE SECOND I DID IT 😭
dusk hamlet
this is fantastic
tytyty
scarlet creek
Were people that chopped back then
gloomy crest
this game HATES me LOL
scarlet creek
Also didn't anyone know muscle was red and not skin color
Better question is why are they skinning the poor guy
limpid prawn
first person longsword is really fun
rain moat
Does the demo of the game support mods?
unreal bay
first person longsword is really fun
True
unreal bay
first person longsword is really fun
Cod warzone scene
scarlet creek
Does the demo of the game support mods?
Half sword trainer, half sword enhancer, some more but the best imo is half sword trainer
unreal bay
scarlet creek
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728704992449527882/1360145519791443968/20...
Willie after stepping on a microscopical pebble (he'll never get up)
scarlet creek
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/18?tab=description
There are many
unreal bay
scarlet creek
But I was talking about half sword trainer mod
gloomy crest
fatal error my BELOVED
any advice to advoid getting a fatal error every 5mins during the final part?
limpid prawn
turn gore off and lower graphics a lot
also pray to any and all gods
one of them has to be helpful
honest hedge
gloomy crest
am i ass if i die on that one boss witht he longsword (the 3rd boss)
are you talking about the dude without a helmet?
scarlet creek
Dude why didn't they use the itch.io version maps for the 0.5 demo, it would've been much better
😭
They're just so much better
gloomy crest
are you talking about the dude without a helmet?
idk but the one after the scythe
scarlet creek
They're just so much better
And it'd been insane if every fight had a different map
gloomy crest
idk but the one after the scythe
so youre in the fog?
i lost to him before too
FATAL ERROR MY BELOVED
indigo hare
Guys this is true
indigo hare
Dead chat rip
thanks for killing it as always
untold wraith
Bro i just got here 😭
indigo hare
it doesnt work
untold wraith
Not for me or you probably
Call up big boss though he probably can
Probably
Or probably not
Im probably just thinkin
Or probably not
indigo hare
got emmm
limpid prawn
hi easter
honest hedge
Azumanga Daioh is actually entertaining.
scarlet creek
🫀
limpid prawn
hey easter
indigo hare
hi rat
untold wraith
hahahahahahahaha
limpid prawn
hey easter
scarlet creek
Should I get exanima or is it crappy stinky
indigo hare
hey rat
limpid prawn
hey easter
untold wraith
Stink maxxing
limpid prawn
this is stupid i dont wanna do this anymore
knotty skiff
Bro, i'm playing as a baron
knotty skiff
Bro, i'm playing as a baron
it's cool but to slow
limpid prawn
fuck you too
you're so horrible to me
indigo hare
you're so horrible to me
untold wraith
Coke 👌
indigo hare
untold wraith
is that you
How did you know
indigo hare
How did you know
indigo hare
untold wraith
Get me ooff the fukin traiiin
stone sedge
<@560259030258417686> a light toss
Sometimes that's all you need
scarlet bolt
first person is quite fun ngl
yes
untold wraith
Ok
scarlet bolt
what was that
untold wraith
Jesus Christ
scarlet bolt
video that was just deleted
scarlet creek
has its flaws and upsides
What are those?
untold wraith
Mods forgive me
scarlet creek
I saw the game has been on EA for 10 mfing years
And that last update was 1 year and 6 months ago
scarlet creek
I never wanted to say thiss but, this game kinda deserves to be pirated
scarlet creek
Get schedule 1 instead
What is that game about
untold wraith
Slingin dope
Just watch caseoh play it
That's all you need to see to be convinced
Chat is dying again
God forbid I'm around for when the chat is actually alive
untold wraith
Silly I'ma respect u because idk u
And complete love when i say this
But shut up
frail geode
limpid prawn
Hi Silly Head
spark quartz
damn bros mad asf
spark quartz
Hi Silly Head
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RATATATATATATATAT
untold wraith
untold wraith
damn bros mad asf
spark quartz
:/
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/rat-dance-funny-rat-dance-dancing-rat-gif-187432497488069...
yooooo it's @limpid prawn
spark quartz
i love the christmas special where jesus comes down and picks up zach and everybody throws rocks at him and he's like "fuck this" and drops zach
untold wraith
frail geode
untold wraith
Damn silly killed chat again
cinder thunder
half shart
untold wraith
Is this true?
frail geode
indigo hare
i love the christmas special where jesus comes down and picks up zach and everyb...
Did you just say…Jesus?
No religion. Please see yourself out
stable basin
untold wraith
No religion. Please see yourself out
W
frail geode
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/garn-car-dance-garn-garn47-car-car-dance-gif-872121763333...
U one of those people?
spark quartz
No religion. Please see yourself out
bruh you are stink
indigo hare
Frfr silly head is so bold
untold wraith
Punishment: execution
frail geode
untold wraith
Garand?
Oh i see
I had a stroke trying to read that font
Peter Griffin in chat
frail geode
untold wraith
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/527666203355774979/870532356245704734/i...
U the Gif warrior
pearl blade
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/527666203355774979/870532356245704734/i...
Japanenglish
frail geode
high bramble
Who can adjust FPS rate in Settings to unlimited, I can’t do it
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/homer-brainrot-skibidi-toilet-meme-gif-103999238124627938...
Friggin packet of gifs yo
untold wraith
I could lowke 1v1 thragg
frail geode
untold wraith
I don't think this dude has said a single word
untold wraith
And that other person was mad at me for filling chat with memes n gifs
indigo hare
And that other person was mad at me for filling chat with memes n gifs
Please stop filling chat with memes and gifs
untold wraith
Please stop filling chat with memes and gifs
indigo hare
shadow rock
Please stop filling chat with memes and gifs
spark quartz
Please stop filling chat with memes and gifs
untold wraith
Please stop filling chat with memes and gifs
(i wasn't talkin about u being mad)
spark quartz
thanks easter
indigo hare
No problem guys
shadow rock
spark quartz
you're so buff and cool
indigo hare
(i wasn't talkin about u being mad)
I know I just want to bully you
shadow rock
https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526
This is truly one of the most amazing things I have seen
untold wraith
Ok you can do what you want now I’m leaving chat
shadow rock
Everywhere I go I see negan 
untold wraith
Everywhere I go I see negan <:Skullemoji:1256618998968225863>
Stand ready for my arrival worm
shadow rock
Stand ready for my arrival worm
frail geode
https://tenor.com/view/twd-the-walking-dead-walking-dead-carl-andrew-lincoln-gif-3852951221802140863
shadow rock
https://tenor.com/view/twd-the-walking-dead-walking-dead-carl-andrew-lincoln-gif...
The a should be replaced with an o that's how he says it
frail geode
shadow rock
"CORLLLLLL"
drowsy finch
untold wraith
frail geode
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/reese%27s-skeleton-dance-halloween-favorite-song-gif-6168...
Advertising without authorization
frail geode
untold wraith
Execute this hooligan
frail geode
frail geode
frail geode
limpid prawn
https://tenor.com/view/armoured-elephants-rome-total-war-carthage-praetorian-coh...
rome total war slapped
frail geode
rome total war slapped
limpid prawn
honest hedge
frail geode
zenith dirge
https://tenor.com/view/happy-tuna-big-large-yippee-uncle-cheese-bone-wowie-hoora...
the bublings
they are 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵
spark quartz
they are 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵
i'm going to eated them
limpid prawn
dim lion
limpid prawn
i love how goofy the horses look 💀
cinder thunder
hell no we're bringing back glaggleland
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/happy-tuna-big-large-yippee-uncle-cheese-bone-wowie-hoora...
woah it's blooby bloogan
dim lion
Yes hello
cinder thunder
in the big 25
zenith dirge
i'm going to eated them
yes, eat the bublets
limpid prawn
hi blueberry
dim lion
Alloo
spark quartz
blueberry trying to say hi to me challenge impossible
dim lion
I literally did idiot
limpid prawn
blueberry hates you 😔
spark quartz
blueberry hates you 😔
to be fair he hates all of us lol
dim lion
limpid prawn
how can you hate the rat : (
cinder thunder
by god
frail geode
blue who?
dim lion
spark quartz
blue who?
blueberry number one beserk hater the guy moderator of the halfsword offical discord
spark quartz
he moderates for one hour per day
limpid prawn
🫐
dim lion
he moderates for one hour per day
I'm always watching
frail geode
ofc I know blueberry
He's the only one in my pending list of friendrequest invites
drowsy finch
Something reckless followed up by nightmare luck
limpid prawn
hi rali
untold wraith
zenith dirge
rookie numbers
frail geode
spark quartz
I'm always watching
frail geode
limpid prawn
im so bad at longsword 😭
frail geode
How embarrassing for you
idk if you are in my list
indigo hare
idk if you are in my list
I don’t know either
frail geode
I don’t know either
le rock head
indigo hare
I’m not
limpid prawn
got a nice neck cut finally
limpid prawn
im having difficulties maintaining my focus and not just falling into wildly swinging
spark quartz
im having difficulties maintaining my focus and not just falling into wildly swi...
the blocking is so goofy it hardly works i feel like
and when they swing you fold immediately
frail geode
easter of the head islands said 5 mins ago he would go away from chat
spark quartz
i tried asking m00 about how he got so good but i just got some smart ass answer
limpid prawn
yeah m00 does that a lot
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-...
that's why i asked so my skill issue would be less skill issuey
frail geode
that's why i asked so my skill issue would be less skill issuey
that was his reply
spark quartz
that was his reply
it was actually more smart ass than that tbh
he basically said that he just found what worked and it's like yeah no shit dumbass but what did you do to practice that
i really had to not be mean in that moment and hold my tongue
limpid prawn
the only bit of advice i can offer is that the enemy willie will telegraph what he is about to do, if you maintain distance and are paying attention to willies moves you can just kinda move your sword to intercept (although i prefer to try to avoid the swing all together by stepping either left or right of him and then swinging, a big part of my style is trying to get around willie to put shots in his ribs and such)
spark quartz
i've been getting a bit better but i'm still trying to understand it, i got good at baiting attacks tho
frail geode
he basically said that he just found what worked and it's like yeah no shit dumb...
ok bye
drowsy finch
The goat
spark quartz
hi rali
limpid prawn
i've been getting a bit better but i'm still trying to understand it, i got good...
try to like pay super close attention to how willie positions his sword, once you get the basic set of swings he does you can parry a good chunk of em (atleast in practice, i am still working on it myself, update+billhook as made me very rusty 💀 )
spark quartz
try to like pay super close attention to how willie positions his sword, once yo...
hmmm i'll have to lower damage on both of us and just practice that
pearl coral
wtf lucan do ing on tiktok
spark quartz
why is that on your fyp bro
limpid prawn
also read sam's guide on different guards they are very useful
honest hedge
https://open.spotify.com/track/3aIf0ReRccgspVGrBMyvvp?si=e5bbf041ff6140f9 @pearl coral I quite enjoyed this, though I don't think you will.
cobalt shoal
limpid prawn
i would destroy Lithuania tbh
cobalt shoal
Real
spark quartz
what even happens in lithuania that matters
cobalt shoal
what even happens in lithuania that matters
Nothing
spark quartz
exactly
honest hedge
i've found lion is really good
What is that?
spark quartz
What is that?
a sword guard
pulsar nest
i need to break through my mental limit of not leaving the suburbs, i need to actually explore
(im zomboiding it so goood)
spark quartz
or a type of guard
limpid prawn
What is that?
guard in guide sam made
spark quartz
i gotta get project zomboid
pulsar nest
im still hot garbage but i learn much faster than the average individual
limpid prawn
how did he survive first cut
spark quartz
how did he survive first cut
your fit goes hard
pulsar nest
after reviewing gameplay from others ive gathered on what i should and shouldnt do, like hoarding mass amounts of items from the starting house
limpid prawn
your fit goes hard
thanks : )
cobalt shoal
im still hot garbage but i learn much faster than the average individual
Just spawn in Rosewood, almost no zomboids and free loot
pulsar nest
Just spawn in Rosewood, almost no zomboids and free loot
im pretty sure rosewood is one of the hardest spawns
cobalt shoal
Uh, wrong
pulsar nest
besides louisville or whatever
cobalt shoal
Rosewood is one of the easiest spawns lol
pulsar nest
idrk since i pulled a hermit and just mainly stayed inside the beginner house and never left beyond the first few streets lmao
and i claimed to be john zomboid, the real john zomboid wouldve been armed and dangerous
indigo hare
and i claimed to be john zomboid, the real john zomboid wouldve been armed and d...
To say I’m disappointed would be the understatement of the century
cobalt shoal
after reviewing gameplay from others ive gathered on what i should and shouldnt ...
Best strat is to run straight to the Military Base
Trust
pulsar nest
Trust
if i recall that place is crawling with zombies
but same as with most other places
spring idol
if i recall that place is crawling with zombies
yes. but also guns. which means it doesn't need to be crawling with zombies if you brave enough
zomboid makes me rage like no other game i've played
spark quartz
To say I’m disappointed would be the understatement of the century
Dad?
honest hedge
runic socket
i had to figure out bitcoin transactions but its working better than the last time i attempted to buy off a gray market seller
untold wraith
i had to figure out bitcoin transactions but its working better than the last ti...
Estrogen from a dude on the Internet?
Bitcoin transaction nonetheless
cobalt shoal
Lol
runic socket
estrogen from a collective of scientists who devised their own formula and tested it
pulsar nest
Estrogen from a dude on the Internet?
estrogen? ill take any if they dont want it
also john zomboid is ready to actually do something
untold wraith
estrogen from a collective of scientists who devised their own formula and teste...
Right.. that's what they're saying huh?
pulsar nest
i chose burglar this time around with a half decent perk choice
untold wraith
I'd be careful that's all
runic socket
its cheap and people say it works, ill believe whatever they say if it keeps them shipping it
spring idol
my friend I have to say I am worried for you
runic socket
as opposed to paying out of pocket and going into debt, yeah
spring idol
that's as sketch as it gets man. wish you luck i guess?
cheap and off the internet is not generally a good combo for things to be putting in yourself
runic socket
im getting blood tests done in 3 months, ill tell you youre wrong then
untold wraith
cheap and off the internet is not generally a good combo for things to be puttin...
That's what im thinkin
spring idol
im getting blood tests done in 3 months, ill tell you youre wrong then
please stay safe lmao
i'm remembering this
untold wraith
im getting blood tests done in 3 months, ill tell you youre wrong then
B u gonna be purple with green polka dots by then
runic socket
also the corsair is awesome
spring idol
B u gonna be purple with green polka dots by then
joker themed
untold wraith
worldly vapor
i found this medieval guy who was a priest but got fired and became a bandit leader
interesting career
runic socket
werent there priests in the crusades who became unhinged soldiers
merry wyvern
Depends on the crusade
worldly vapor
whichever ones held land in the name of the church
i think they could at almost all levels, the guy im mentioning was an archpriest and he was in charge of an ecclesiastical fief
untold wraith
runic socket
i may be mistaking real life for ASOIAF because priests in that series cant hold land
untold wraith
spring idol
dragons are sadly not real either
vernal crow
guys
untold wraith
worldly vapor
dragons are sadly not real either
luckily in real life the armor also works.
runic socket
the armour works in asoiaf
vernal crow
when stick will be added in half sword like a weapon?
runic socket
if you get hit by napalm in plate armour you still die lmao
untold wraith
if you get hit by napalm in plate armour you still die lmao
Why u lyin
vernal crow
like, youre going in spoilance and you meet stick
vernal crow
if you get hit by napalm in plate armour you still die lmao
Mmmm... Crispyy
runic socket
use the bardiche and specifixally try not to hit them with the blade
untold wraith
worldly vapor
the armour works in asoiaf
not game of thrones. i hate game of thrones (best tv show)
runic socket
the show sucks i like the books
vernal crow
🐌
honest hedge
not game of thrones. i hate game of thrones (best tv show)
The books.
untold wraith
the show sucks i like the books
Books in the big 25
worldly vapor
the show sucks i like the books
george rr martin is going to die of feet overdose before he finishes the series
runic socket
Books in the big 25
illiteracy in the big 25
spring idol
not game of thrones. i hate game of thrones (best tv show)
every time an arrow goes through plate a year is taken off my life and my hairline recedes another mm
honest hedge
the show sucks i like the books
I flushed it at Feast For Crows.
runic socket
i finished it
spring idol
you guys ever read the comics?
runic socket
well to dance, its not finished yet and never will be
spring idol
they only ever did A Game of Thrones and Storm of Swords but still
vernal crow
Books in the big 25
Fucking internet in big 25
Better use radioactive water
runic socket
you guys ever read the comics?
ive read everything except lorebooks including AKOSK and the comics
and ive read through the main books twice
spring idol
sorry, clash of kings, not storm of swords
worldly vapor
every time an arrow goes through plate a year is taken off my life and my hairli...
I think the worst was when someone pressed their broadsword to a cuirass and just kind of stuck it in like they were sticking knife in cheese
runic socket
finish clash, its the best one
cosmic rain
Me off the za
untold wraith
Idibiks
runic socket
to be fair, in the books the only weapons that can do that are either magical or made from some insane fantasy material. none of the steel arms do that and they talk about people finding weakspots and stuff a lot
untold wraith
to be fair, in the books the only weapons that can do that are either magical or...
Yo i farted
spring idol
the show is very guilty of the trope of armor doing nothing. the books aren't
runic socket
like brienne is capable of cutting through chainmail with ease with her valyrian sword but i think tyrion takes a shot with an arming sword to the head and it just knocks him off his feet during the first charge
spring idol
i'm never going to forgive that show for choreographing literally any of the fights the way they did lol
vernal crow
Why the fuck does no one notice me
spring idol
Jaime. Kingslayer. One of the greatest duellists ever. Swings his sword like a club lol
runic socket
i know they pull one of the stark bannerman off his horse and stab him to death with knivez in the books, forget which one
spring idol
And Arthur Dayne in the show...oh my god lol
spring idol
Fucking internet in big 25
Better use radioactive water
sniff the elephant's foot
runic socket
and during the riot in the capital they kill a kings guardsman with a big rock by crushing his helmet
spring idol
get thonked, Ser knight
vernal crow
sniff the elephant's foot
runic socket
anyway thats enough gushing for asoiaf
we'll never see a dream of spring and it saddens me
spring idol
i haven't been gushing. I've been beating the shit outta the show lol
vernal crow
i haven't been gushing. I've been beating the shit outta the show lol
How's the taste
spring idol
I am 21. if that book comes out before I am 50, I'll eat the ass end of a roadkill skunk
spring idol
How's the taste
metallic
worldly vapor
I am 21. if that book comes out before I am 50, I'll eat the ass end of a roadki...
we need to find the elixir of life so george can finish all the books
spring idol
I dont like metal music
you asked what it tasted like!
runic socket
he just hangs out in scotland and goes on castle tours, hes never finishing tjose books man
honest hedge
I am 21. if that book comes out before I am 50, I'll eat the ass end of a roadki...
Why not do that for free? Sounds scrumptious.
spring idol
Why not do that for free? Sounds scrumptious.
watch me.....
honest hedge
spring idol
I want more shit on the doom of valyria
indigo hare
One day it’ll probably be like tolkien and the silmarillion
I’m sure he has a shit ton of lore/stories written up
In case he dies
honest hedge
One day it’ll probably be like tolkien and the silmarillion
Have you read the LOTR books?
spring idol
the silmarillion is borderline gibberish lmao. you have to really, really like Middle Earth to read it