#general-catfish-🐱🐟
noble badge
last lance
do NOT watch murder drones
jolly relic
https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-gif-23761134
The Veteran boss
golden forge
Ur gonna die very soon
elder storm
You meanie :(
agile plume
im talkin abt those low graphics man they look horrible
grand bane
It’s peak. You watch anime so being considered ”cool” isn’t a priority anyway.
grand bane
do NOT watch murder drones
But why not?
golden forge
im talkin abt those low graphics man they look horrible
Im running the game on my smart fridge
golden forge
Yall seen declan rice’s performance
viscid dock
Guys
golden forge
viscid dock
How do i start to play the game
golden forge
The really fast pacing is both good and bad
Ill give it a try
golden forge
How do i start to play the game
Throw ur pc out the window
grand bane
Ill give it a try
agile plume
How do i start to play the game
wdym🙏
chilly forum
im upid when it comes to pc so like if im playing halfsword and do somethin neat or cool how would i clip that
viscid dock
How do I downloading it
elder storm
How do i start to play the game
Drown it an force it to start
viscid dock
Download
agile plume
How do I downloading it
demo
grand bane
Ill give it a try
It is cringe and edgy but doesn’t overdo it. Also ep1 is the weakest in my opinion
errant minnow
golden forge
How do I downloading it
Go on apkmod.com
Download aliexpressfree
Then search up shteam
elder storm
How do I downloading it
Put a gun it in its head then force it to download
agile plume
im pretty sure no one knows what that mean
golden forge
Then search up half blade
agile plume
хуй
golden forge
im pretty sure no one knows what that mean
grand bane
If half sword ever gets a sequel it should be called quarter sword
agile plume
https://tenor.com/view/where-you-go-i-go-jjk-jjk-sukuna-fire-arrow-im-killing-yo...
well do u
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/where-you-go-i-go-jjk-jjk-sukuna-fire-arrow-im-killing-yo...
Get out of the kitchen
elder storm
What I see is a soldier laying down on a ground together to form X Y N
elder storm
Wrong way N in fact
grand bane
Rate the twists yall🥶🥶
elder storm
Rate the twists yall🥶🥶
Jojo character
agile plume
lunar stream
Rate the twists yall🥶🥶
please tell me this is bait
grand bane
Wrong way N in fact
agile plume
blue lock worst anime in history lol
elder storm
I like watching dr stone
golden forge
I like watching dr stone
elder storm
https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-1190843531651562...
Weeb
elder storm
https://tenor.com/view/najmi-gif-24503272
Weeb
elder storm
https://tenor.com/view/black-nerd-black-nerd-gif-26919340
Weeb
elder storm
https://tenor.com/view/yeah-you-who-else-grillz-bling-bling-encouraging-gif-1405...
And weeb
hallow bane
bro wtf is this game i just picked up a weapon and i got killed by it
elder storm
Still weeb
golden forge
bro wtf is this game i just picked up a weapon and i got killed by it
Ur just ass bro😭
hallow bane
ong it wasnt my fault
agile plume
ong it wasnt my fault
how?
hallow bane
i picked it up and it twisted my arm and stabbed me in the head
elder storm
You cant change my mind your pfp tell everything about your self you can't frame me for being weeb for just liking dr stone you weeb
Holy ship it's tuna
white prawn
i picked it up and it twisted my arm and stabbed me in the head
rip
but hey, whatever you can do an enemy can and so its funny when enemies do that
golden forge
elder storm
Oi m8 I like it's because of it culture I didn't say I like anime
You like anime I like japan we aren't the same
golden forge
What happened to make it a quote bot😢
grand bane
You like anime I like japan we aren't the same
Have you ever even been to Japan
unreal night
Still weeb
the term weeb when directed at me constitutes a semiotic mischaracterization rooted in ethnocentric bias and a reductive understanding of transnational cultural consumption patterns
say that again and ill dissect your brain with clinical precision and call it art
hallow bane
golden forge
Have you ever even been to Japan
agile plume
https://tenor.com/view/xi-wazzup-beijng-china-xi-jinping-gif-1427952205091008508...
but that china bruh
elder storm
the term *weeb* when directed at me constitutes a semiotic mischaracterization r...
How did I direct it toward you when I didn't even replied to you and saying you are a weeb
golden forge
but that china bruh
agile plume
elder storm
https://tenor.com/view/luntry-gif-26563186
I am saying that to this goofy lad right here
elder storm
https://tenor.com/view/luntry-gif-26563186
And yes I am a need what about it there is many type anyway
golden forge
I am saying that to this goofy lad right here
golden forge
And yes I am a need what about it there is many type anyway
Just sybau dawg😭🙏
sonic cape
golden forge
unreal night
I was being egocentric about stereotyping it towards me
elder storm
https://tenor.com/view/full-metal-jacket-gif-26314172
AAAAA
unreal night
:deadge:
elder storm
Just sybau dawg😭🙏
The hell is sybau
sonic cape
hallow bane
revenge
hallow bane
wear a helmet and it will look like ur the boss
no helmet sadly
elder storm
https://tenor.com/view/sgt-hartman-full-metal-jacket-gif-19248825
AAAAAA
golden forge
Bro the ultimate challenge is ass
grand bane
Bro the ultimate challenge is ass
agile plume
Bro the ultimate challenge is ass
u is ass
hallow bane
uranus is a planet
grand bane
Between Uranus and your anus
This should explain
agile plume
How do i beat it sir
golden forge
Between Uranus and your anus
golden forge
https://tenor.com/view/wwe-elias-you-need-to-be-better-be-better-wrestling-gif-2...
Whay
safe night
safe night
its not "Ok" its ok
Okay.
grand bane
its not "Ok" its ok
Womp womp
gloomy urchin
mrrp
restive trench
one night im going to halfsword allover the place
elder storm
The full meaning of OK is presumed to be 'Oll Korrect' or “All Correct”, which means everything is all correct, there is no need to rectify, or this can also mean one is agreeing to the terms laid by others. The invention of “OK” was not purposeful, rather it was an editorial joke.
agile plume
ok
spark quartz
fuck i just spent 4 hour playing balatro
agile plume
fuck i just spent 4 hour playing balatro
balatro is lets say a very confusing game
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522
bro i got so close to winning like four times
but every goddamn time i get fucked by a boss blind
spark quartz
balatro is lets say a very confusing game
yeah it was for a while until i started watching youtubers play it and became less confused
now i'm somewhat decent at it rather than awful
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/cut-your-throat-there-will-be-blood-threat-threatening-th...
I wear my bevor at all times anyway. Stay strapped
sonic cape
i randomly threw a big axe at the boss and it hit him right in his bald huge forhead
gloomy urchin
mmm getting constantly rammed by 3 knights in ultimate challenge sure is fun
limpid prawn
https://tenor.com/view/duck-ducks-confused-surprised-what-gif-184553572782862893...
👋
limpid prawn
im not falling for that
gloomy urchin
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k464Gmcor47r_qRga?invite=cr-MSxGMlksMzI1MzIxMTEx gotta love an invisible force pulling me towards the wall and then flinging me
dawn spruce
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k464Gmcor47r_qRga?invite=cr-MSxGMlksMzI1...
why quality so low?
gloomy urchin
because fatal crash otherwise
unreal bay
im not falling for that
Did you
dawn spruce
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k464Gmcor47r_qRga?invite=cr-MSxGMlksMzI1...
and why is there a arena?
gloomy urchin
elaborate
dawn spruce
what mods should I get?
dawn spruce
im not falling for that
⛓️
🧱
🧀
hallow bane
the commoner champion is so op
drowsy finch
dawn spruce
the commoner champion is so op
i only beat him using a tactic where i put a sword in his head then quickly holding Q before i die by being impaled by his MASSIVE sword
drowsy finch
i only beat him using a tactic where i put a sword in his head then quickly hold...
The best thing I found is kinda just rushing him with your sword somewhat in guard
Stabbing him works very well
dawn spruce
Stabbing him works very well
yeah
i like trying to use the hoe the whole time for the commoner section
but when i get to the boss it doesn’t work aswell
hoe is OP
lofty creek
noble badge
You're using peasant weapons on commoner?
dawn spruce
yeah
noble badge
I'm going to shit myself
dawn spruce
i found out by accident
hallow bane
bro this fucking boss is impossible to beat
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270536052662075544/1360104143402045510/S...
holy shit a silverfish
regal karma
agile plume
holy shit a silverfish
noble badge
bro this fucking boss is impossible to beat
You can use a pitchfork from the peasant tier as I've just been informed
mellow wren
its a mouse trap and im a rat
🪤
unreal bay
its a mouse trap and im a rat
We need a bigger house to trap you
unreal bay
if you make a Rat trap i will fall for it maybe
limpid prawn
kitteh
unreal bay
Yessss
dawn spruce
good work Fronk
thank you
unreal bay
i am getting kinda sleepy
But buttt willieeee not tired
limpid prawn
i have not gone to sleep yet : (
limpid prawn
i gotta be up for a few more hours so i can go to food store and then im going to just perish
once i get food i will be fine i dont have anything else to do today
i just gotta make it a bit longer
dawn spruce
if you make a Rat trap i will fall for it maybe
💉🧀 i will give cheese shot
limpid prawn
tomorrow is prolly ruined tho
dawn spruce
mmmm cheese
limpid prawn
i dont much like cheese
dawn spruce
i dont much like cheese
what do you like?
regal karma
i told the grim reaper he types bad and he hung up
limpid prawn
i prefer peanut butter
dawn spruce
bro this fucking boss is impossible to beat
use the joe
unreal bay
i gotta be up for a few more hours so i can go to food store and then im going t...
Fairrr
dawn spruce
⛓️
🧱
🥜🧈
limpid prawn
hmm
dawn spruce
mmm peanut butter
knotty skiff
I WIN THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
limpid prawn
congrat
im going to search for food to eat in the meantime to keep me awake
my brain is on autopilot rn
hallow bane
bro i just stabbed a g uy using a pitchfork in the head and he didnt die
idle crest
Ngl if I saw a rat in my kitchen eating my foodages I'd blow it little head smoove off.
unreal bay
Galaxy i dont think im gonna make it
Nouuuu
limpid prawn
Ngl if I saw a rat in my kitchen eating my foodages I'd blow it little head smoo...
that is because you are a evil person
you are a villain
idle crest
I will stem the vermintide.
grand bane
I will stem the vermintide.
idle crest
Who knew a game about killing absurd amounts of rats would be so fun.
drowsy finch
holy shit a silverfish
limpid prawn
group fell apart and i just lost interest in it 💀
unkempt zodiac
in my opinion
darktide > vermintide
drowsy finch
in my opinion
darktide > vermintide
I agree
unkempt zodiac
it feels so much better to play than vermintide
idle crest
in my opinion
darktide > vermintide
Wrong opinion.
limpid prawn
however stabbing rats is fun
grand bane
in my opinion
darktide > vermintide
unkempt zodiac
characters aren't quite as iconic, but ogryn is still cool
limpid prawn
i really wanna play helldivers at some poiint
grand bane
Tider please
grand bane
i really wanna play helldivers at some poiint
idle crest
Vermintide got more content added post darktide release than darktide ever had.
limpid prawn
https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800...
game looks very enjoyable but i am poor and as such it will never happen 💀
unless that shit goes on an insane discount i ain't getting it
grand bane
unless that shit goes on an insane discount i ain't getting it
I will try to keep an eye out for that
idle crest
Darktide has better music, I'll give it that.
grand bane
Darktide has better music, I'll give it that.
Disposal unit does go unreasonably hard
idle crest
Immortal imperium, imperial advance, disposal unit, the gauntlet, off world auspex, etc.
I can't name a single tune from vermintide
Darktide has like 5 maps though, it gets soo samey
drowsy finch
Project zomboid has great music, to expand the conversation to games in general rather than just warhammer
I’m a really big fan of what Zach Beever and Armin Hoss have put out so far
idle crest
Every vermintide level is very distinct, all the darktide levels look exactly the same.
drowsy finch
Every vermintide level is very distinct, all the darktide levels look exactly th...
They’re’ve been some newer once that distinct themselves pretty well
idle crest
They’re’ve been some newer once that distinct themselves pretty well
Yea but there's just way less levels, like yea darktide has multiple missions in a level but that doesn't mean much when every vermintide mission is a completely different location.
drowsy finch
Yea but there's just way less levels, like yea darktide has multiple missions in...
Oh 100% yeah lol
idle crest
All I can tell you about darktides levels is that one of them is clearly closer to the city outskirts because there's sand everywhere.
drowsy finch
I feel like Helldivers suffers the same problem ngl
unkempt zodiac
the moment-to-moment combat feels much better than vermtide however, animations, vfx, and sound effects make it feel much more impactful than verm's
drowsy finch
I feel like Helldivers suffers the same problem ngl
The random generation kinda just feels like the same map over and over again sometimes
idle crest
the moment-to-moment combat feels much better than vermtide however, animations,...
I don't think it's that much better, like yea it's better but not by that much.
unkempt zodiac
i particularly disliked how stiff the animations for ranged weapons were in vermintide
idle crest
i particularly disliked how stiff the animations for ranged weapons were in verm...
Yea ranged weapons really aren't a focus at all in that game
unkempt zodiac
both games have their pros and cons
hallow bane
idle crest
Ranged weapons in vermintide are basically only for taking out the special rats.
hallow bane
wish me luck
drowsy finch
Yea ranged weapons really aren't a focus at all in that game
Now say that to all the fellows who ask for guns in this game lmao
idle crest
The main thing that put me off of darktide was the higher focus on ranged weaponry, like I know it's 40k instead of fantasy but I'm just a melee kind of guy.
hallow bane
bro wtf i cant do anything against the 3rd champion
idle crest
Now say that to all the fellows who ask for guns in this game lmao
Give them an arquebus and watch it be the worst weapon in the game.
drowsy finch
Give them an arquebus and watch it be the worst weapon in the game.
Shshsgszahezwi I can only imagine how easy it would be to handle it
hallow bane
the boss is literally impossible
drowsy finch
Give them a crossbow but only at t-8 so it does nothing
tawdry crag
how do i customise my loadout. which mod is it
drowsy finch
how do i customise my loadout. which mod is it
Learn to edit .sav files 
manic bridge
tawdry crag
Learn to edit .sav files <:kapow:1215793114959183942>
jst tell me
proven root
the boss is literally impossible
honestly found him abit easier than the first one
beat him in his bald head
hallow bane
honestly found him abit easier than the first one
what
hallow bane
beat him in his bald head
he just chops me up
manic bridge
good morning!
drowsy finch
jst tell me
That mod doesnt exisstt
proven root
the first one destroys me like half the time
limpid prawn
how do i customise my loadout. which mod is it
massclowns trainer mod on github and ovrdths mod on nexus, trainer lets you spawn stuff and ovrdths let you save and load it
tawdry crag
That mod doesnt exisstt
can u teach me how to edit .sav files then
hallow bane
the first one destroys me like half the time
the first and second are the easiest
idle crest
Shshsgszahezwi I can only imagine how *easy* it would be to handle it
Lol we're talking about guns which weren't even aimed by the people firing them because the muzzleflash was so bad you had to turn your head away before firing.
proven root
he just chops me up
if you got a blunt weapon beat his legs in if you can a sharp weapon head
limpid prawn
when using trainer make sure to press ctrl L before you save loadout to actually save it, otherwise it wont save properly
hallow bane
if you got a blunt weapon beat his legs in if you can a sharp weapon head
the blunt weaponn with the shield?
limpid prawn
also expect A LOT of crashes with trainer as it is unstable, so turn it off when you are done
proven root
the blunt weaponn with the shield?
yh any mace can decimate his legs
last time i fought him i broke his leg then just beat his head in
idle crest
Back in them days the reason you might use a gun is because you're aiming at a massive line of people, like you're gonna hit someone, not the person you're aiming at but you'll hit someone.
drowsy finch
Lol we're talking about guns which weren't even aimed by the people firing them ...
Half sword fans when they add guns to the game and its this shitty improvised apocalypse lookin pipe weapon instead of a musket from the 1700s
limpid prawn
ngl i want the shitty pipe
idle crest
Half sword fans when they add guns to the game and its this shitty improvised ap...
Na arquebus looks fine it's just not very good.
patent plinth
Funny sword pic
knotty skiff
Guys, do you know how to fix resolution bug?
drowsy finch
Na arquebus looks fine it's just not very good.
In my mind I was thinking about the gun from kcd2 :(
idle crest
In my mind I was thinking about the gun from kcd2 :(
I think that's a 1300s handcannon
drowsy finch
I think that's a 1300s handcannon
Yeah that sounds accurate
idle crest
I'm on about these.
trim copper
Guys, do you know how to fix resolution bug?
wdym
random lion
The most impractical weapon idea of all time:
A musket, crossbow hybrid 😭
trim copper
knotty skiff
wdym
i have only 640x480, 1280x720, 1920x1080, 2560x1440, 3840x2160. Not the 1360x786
trim copper
i have only 640x480, 1280x720, 1920x1080, 2560x1440, 3840x2160. Not the 1360x786
set the game to windowed borderless
knotty skiff
not helping
trim copper
are you sure you chose borderless
knotty skiff
yes
sonic cape
i fucking hate this game
trim copper
well i had that issue once and i fixed it by choosing borderless (in the playtest)
idk why it doesnt work for you
random lion
i fucking hate this game
trim copper
least glitched pitchfork kill
sonic cape
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232391039873056820/1356260512647745707/S...
i still hate it
random lion
i still hate it
I'm sorry to hear that, why might be the reason?
sonic cape
i died bc of fucking knife at my leg twice (in gauntlet while im "men at arms" and in second chance)
knotty skiff
idk why it doesnt work for you
In which file resolution settings is?
random lion
i died bc of fucking knife at my leg twice (in gauntlet while im "men at arms" a...
That's so real
trim copper
In which file resolution settings is?
i dont know
sonic cape
oh
noble badge
sonic cape
i stepped on a knife i dropped bc i thought it was useless, and it killed me for doing that
in abyss i kicked the box to open it and i kicked a sword's blade and it killed me
gloomy urchin
haughty knot
last whale
drowsy finch
https://youtube.com/shorts/XzM4MYYW1Ik?si=S6XppIqRuqaPwaCY these are what half sword NEEDS
prisma lodge
In ultimate challenge mode game crashes when armor drops and stuff
Is there a solution for it?
drowsy finch
In ultimate challenge mode game crashes when armor drops and stuff
Turn your graphics down and the gore off
prisma lodge
Thanks 👍
sonic cape
say smth
gloomy urchin
mrow
gloomy urchin
smth
manic grail
I HATE MISSING A GRAB AND DYING IMMEDIATELY
gloomy urchin
@make
gloomy urchin
@lost palm
sonic cape
how
gloomy urchin
skill issue
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
agile plume
skill issue
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
sonic cape
<@949479338275913799>
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
agile plume
its back
cosmic rain
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
lost palmBOT
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agile plume
why is my pfp not like yalls😭
sonic cape
why is my pfp not like yalls😭
wdym
lost palmBOT
manic grail
i can still fight goddamnit
sonic cape
i can still fight goddamnit
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
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sonic cape
it looks diferrent
how
agile plume
look
sonic cape
wdym by "different"?
manic grail
<@949479338275913799>
i died
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
sonic cape
what part of it?
agile plume
what part of it?
its like a circle
sonic cape
maybe bc ur pfp IS a circle?
cosmic rain
its like a circle
Your pfp is a circle
sonic cape
our pfps are took from square pictuers
cosmic rain
😭
sonic cape
ur is a circle
cosmic rain
ur is a circle
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp įs go 💔 ... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pyo 2 js Imk lol onb fr.
agile plume
ur is a circle
makes sense
sonic cape
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp įs go 💔 ... b fr ...
bro fuck you
sonic cape
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp įs go 💔 ... b fr ...
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
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cobalt shoal
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp įs go 💔 ... b fr ...
English, please
agile plume
https://tenor.com/view/boomb-cat-boomb-cat-boom-cat-explosion-explosion-gif-gif-17107588862516012936
random lion
https://tenor.com/view/boomb-cat-boomb-cat-boom-cat-explosion-explosion-gif-gif-...
Nooo!!!
simple cloak
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp įs go 💔 ... b fr ...
Not short enough can't read abbreviate the abbreviations
cobalt shoal
sonic cape
https://tenor.com/view/fish-slap-gif-9168957087000430
last thing boss sees after some pro decides to throw everything he has into his forehead
agile plume
sonic cape
https://tenor.com/view/childe-picmix-tartagila-soad-picmix-jimmy-urine-picmix-da...
why are there ukrainian, russian, polish and armenian flags 😭
agile plume
why are there ukrainian, russian, polish and armenian flags 😭
because
sonic cape
sonic cape
ok
agile plume
sonic cape
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805871047001112677/1300234922379710495/ezgif-3-607b93d55e.gif
agile plume
Nooo
sonic cape
zaebis
agile plume
i know but its not funny
cosmic rain
bro fuck you
Chat wharri do
cosmic rain
English, please
No 😁
cosmic rain
Not short enough can't read abbreviate the abbreviations
I'm sorry king
sonic cape
gloomy urchin
sonic cape
nonono im callin mods
gloomy urchin
call mantits
gloomy urchin
you stink
sonic cape
is mantic here
cosmic rain
Ts pmo
agile plume
cosmic rain
Poser
last whale
gloomy urchin
poser
sonic cape
sonic cape
https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211...
ultrakill reference
agile plume
yes
last whale
Why did you ping dev...
gloomy urchin
he's the most obvious troller who just wants to be banned
last whale
Banned for life
sonic cape
he's the most obvious troller who just wants to be banned
fr
plain scroll
Dont ping devs
agile plume
You made a total fool out of yourself
sonic cape
gloomy urchin
Dont ping devs
can u check deleted logs
sonic cape
Dont ping devs
pls do smth he send a bad picture and deleted
last whale
agile plume
Moai do something
gloomy urchin
is this an alt
plain scroll
pls do smth he send a bad picture and deleted
Cant see anything in logs
sonic cape
Cant see anything in logs
i have a screensho
gloomy urchin
Cant see anything in logs
speech bubble of andrew tate with big butt
lament hornet
HUH
errant minnow
This better be satire cag...
sonic cape
he was even talking abt it
plain scroll
i have a screensho
idle crest
speech bubble of andrew tate with big butt
Is that bottom G?
gloomy urchin
i feel like thats an alt
errant minnow
i feel like thats an alt
Strong feeling it's just satire
hallow bane
how do i even beat t3 boss
last whale
how do i even beat t3 boss
Just kill the boss, easy
sonic cape
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074
what do i do here
plain scroll
Dont post sexual stuff like caked up andrew tate 
sonic cape
do i click smth or only type
drowsy finch
how do i even beat t3 boss
Just bring the pitchfork if you’re struggling that bad with it
lament hornet
1984
hallow bane
Just bring the pitchfork if you’re struggling that bad with it
i cant use pitchfork
gloomy urchin
how do i even beat t3 boss
beg you see an opening and rush in
drowsy finch
Dont post sexual stuff like caked up andrew tate <:borpa:1216187372123852811>
Halloo :))) 
plain scroll
what do i do here
you did it correctly
errant minnow
Dont post sexual stuff like caked up andrew tate <:borpa:1216187372123852811>
We live in a society...
agile plume
how do i even beat t3 boss
from the stuff u say it seems like you cant play the game
random lion
Dont post sexual stuff like caked up andrew tate <:borpa:1216187372123852811>
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
plain scroll
Halloo :))) <a:Ello:1272427127849091082>
hello
hallow bane
from the stuff u say it seems like you cant play the game
im new
drowsy finch
hello <a:Ello:1272427127849091082>
The sprinters run is still alive and welll :)
plain scroll
We live in a society...
plain scroll
The sprinters run is still alive and welll :)
errant minnow
drowsy finch
<a:knight_dancing:1311531928674893824>
Mantiic we should play full sprinters and spawn West Point when multiplayer droppss
plain scroll
last whale
Jicken Chockey
drowsy finch
NO HE DOESNT SAY THAT HE DOES NOT SAY THAT
errant minnow
The sprinters run is still alive and welll :)
Praying for your downfall...
sonic cape
last whale
Ski bi di toilet
drowsy finch
Praying for your downfall...
Why :(
sonic cape
Ski bi di toilet
sig ma
hollow current
hi people !
last whale
hi people !
Hi hello
sonic cape
Stinkbidi toilet
stinkma
agile plume
hi people !
hi
drowsy finch
Hatred without reason...
drowsy finch
my arm is stuck behind my back and its dragging me
Hold g to solve this
last whale
https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-enraged-reaction-mad-plus-enraged-gif-27359513
Ultrakill...
hallow bane
my arm is stuck behind my back and its dragging me
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
drowsy finch
Ultrakill...
Gott I love Utrlakill
agile plume
i am the creator of ultrakill it is true im not lying
prove it then
last whale
Gott I love Utrlakill
More like Megakill
hollow current
my arm is stuck behind my back and its dragging me
the arm is the opponent
sonic cape
prove it then
u can shoot in ultrakill
indigo hare
prove it then
He just did, he said he’s the creator
drowsy finch
More like Megakill
More like Supreme Murder
hallow bane
the arm is the opponent
agile plume
u can shoot in ultrakill
fair enough
drowsy finch
He just did, he said he’s the creator
Easter Island Head,…..,,.,,,.,,,..
random lion
u can shoot in ultrakill
agile plume
i am the creator of terraria it is true im not lying
indigo hare
Easter Island Head,…..,,.,,,.,,,..
Rali…’’’’..,,,•••**^
drowsy finch
I did it better
drowsy finch
Rali…’’’’..,,,•••**^
errant minnow
I did it better
Shortspear willies are literally on another level...
sonic cape
why did he start to beat him up😭
grand bane
Banned for life
last whale
https://tenor.com/view/antman-what-the-hell-happened-here-avengers-gif-18240147
Silly fool gets banned for life
drowsy finch
Shortspear willies are literally on another level...
grand bane
Silly fool gets banned for life
The Racismus?
last whale
The Racismus?
No, the Seximus
trim copper
No, the Seximus
shizton enter
grand bane
No, the Seximus
sonic cape
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805871047001112677/1300234922379710495/ezgif-3-607b93d55e.gif
grand bane
No, the Seximus
The incelus or regular seximus?
lunar stream
i tried swallowing some coke (zero of course it tastes the best) and some of the gas went up my nose 😭
last whale
The incelus or regular seximus?
The regular seximus
grand bane
The regular seximus
make him fight the goedentag
drowsy finch
make him fight the goedentag
indigo hare
i tried swallowing some coke (zero of course it tastes the best) and some of the...
Hehe, that’s what she said. Or something.
last whale
make him fight the goedentag
He was already sent to the dungeons, where he will forever fight the goedendag
lunar stream
is he okay :(
drowsy finch
is he okay :(
Mhm !
agile plume
Hehe, that’s what she said. Or something.
Dirty minded you
grand bane
He was already sent to the dungeons, where he will forever fight the goedendag
While having heated steel lego ductaped to his feet i assume
last whale
While having heated steel lego ductaped to his feet i assume
Yes
last whale
And constantly hitting his chins on a scooter?
Mhm
lost palmBOT
I’m John Woman
forest falcon
hi halfcord
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-spongebob-arrived-gif-20703...
uuuuuh the green fella from dragon deez ballz
prisma lodge
How do I get baron suit into peasant tier? I've seen screenshota of people doing so
limber patio
how do you beat the 3rd boss cuz i can never beat him and get that far
drowsy finch
how do you beat the 3rd boss cuz i can never beat him and get that far
Rush him with your sword and stab’m
prisma lodge
How do I get baron suit into peasant tier? I've seen screenshota of people doing...
Anyone?
graceful badger
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
compact viper
is there a secret input to do kicks?
quiet dirge
is mordhau the bes game ever
cobalt shoal
is mordhau the bes game ever
No
quiet dirge
is there a secret input to do kicks?
spece
patent plinth
is there a secret input to do kicks?
Alt + F4
compact viper
nobody fall for that bro
ye exqctly
quiet dirge
we not in 2020
bro said 2020
patent plinth
easiest trick in the book
My dumb little brain couldn't think of anything funnier
indigo hare
Bro said bro said
graceful badger
Bro said bro said
im quoting that
gloomy urchin
windows ctrl alt shift x
graceful badger
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
quiet dirge
bro
agile plume
Bro said bro said
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
patent plinth
Dumbass bot
agile plume
bro said 2020
well what
gloomy urchin
is there a secret input to do kicks?
windows ctrl alt shift p
meager charmBOT
- Richard Bach```No.
agile plume
did anyone in 2020 fall for alt f4
yes not many people knew that it was main joke on youtube
graceful badger
```No matter how qualified or deserving we are, we will never reach a better lif...
nope nvm
stone anvil
when is multiplayer coming out
gloomy urchin
quiet dirge
i dont think alt f4 was a 2020 thing
quiet dirge
when is multiplayer coming out
bro cannot read
patent plinth
when is multiplayer coming out
April 31st
agile plume
i dont think alt f4 was a 2020 thing
well it was
stone anvil
April 31st
thanks
stone anvil
bro cannot read
sybau
compact viper
bro the npc with reap is stupid strong he cuts u acidentaly
gloomy urchin
```No matter how qualified or deserving we are, we will never reach a better lif...
besides death, all failure is psychological
patent plinth
bro the npc with reap is stupid strong he cuts u acidentaly
Fym hes the second easiest to deal with
gloomy urchin
patent plinth
Bro don't know
compact viper
Fym hes the second easiest to deal with
i was beating him up and him dropping his weapon made it cut my shin off
gloomy urchin
who wants to grab the finest steel before acquiring any skill...
patent plinth
i was beating him up and him dropping his weapon made it cut my shin off
Pitchfork + stab
agile plume
gloomy urchin
who rushed to risk life like a fool as if its game and not a duel...
quiet dirge
what
stone anvil
Has he not realized yet?
bro what
gloomy urchin
yes there is
stone anvil
There is no such thing as april 31st dumbass
oh shit 😭
patent plinth
yes there is
-# is this a joke or a genuine statement
gloomy urchin
-# is this a joke or a genuine statement
genuine statement
patent plinth
genuine statement
gloomy urchin
misinformation
noble badge
My asshole burns
safe raft
genAI :bleh:
stone anvil
My asshole burns
same
patent plinth
genAI :bleh:
safe raft
google :bleh:
agile plume
pliant belfry
it keeps crashing in the last mode help
lunar stream
his elbow is so close to giving up
gloomy urchin
do you ever unlock your dream memories
lunar stream
do you ever unlock your dream memories
no i dont have the money for that dlc
gloomy urchin
like i can literally remember 1 dream
and then my brain dumps like 5 more
and then 5 more
until i just fail to comprehend it
lunar stream
pentium 2 ass brain
gloomy urchin
shit happens in real time 😭
lunar stream
honest hedge
prisma lodge
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k48WgrIVGY-brByp2?invite=cr-MSxMTWssMTk4...
How???
Please explain
lunar stream
ow
restive lichen
where to click in the menu “choose level of displayed violence”????
prisma lodge
i'm gatekeeping
Fine
restive lichen
where to click in the menu “choose level of displayed violence”????
For some reason I can't get it
gloomy urchin
do your dreams reuse the maps or you generate a new one each tim
lunar stream
do your dreams reuse the maps or you generate a new one each tim
procedural generation
restive lichen
where to click in the menu “choose level of displayed violence”????
no matter what I'm waiting for I'm stuck at this stage
Pls hellp😭😭😭
restive lichen
Then Game option then gore
You misunderstood me a little😭
indigo hare
no matter what I'm waiting for I'm stuck at this stage
Are you stuck at gore selection
mortal imp
bruh the commoner boss is so hard
agile plume
bruh the commoner boss is so hard
ok
stone briar
hmmm i wonder who this is
summer kite
hmmm i wonder who this is
the șïńğųłąřìțŷ
pure mural
how can i save my character
lunar stream
how can i save my character
type "savechar" into the console
agile plume
zzz
pure mural
type "savechar" into the console
thx
agile plume
Is there any way to solve this?
press one of the three
drowsy finch
how can i save my character
Look at the pinned in the half sword channel
agile plume
https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-15864401401309874112
shuts ups
indigo hare
Is there any way to solve this?
Yes one moment
gloomy urchin
imagine C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5 instead of %appdata%/../Local/HalfSwordUE5
indigo hare
Is there any way to solve this?
Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.
Solution: Clean reinstall
Delete all files relating to the half sword playtest existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete the Half Sword Playtest folder located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
Navigate to and delete the Saved folder located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Playtest.
be sure to get ALL files listed above before reinstalling, and it should work. Let me know your results
gloomy urchin
and then 5 more
my brain has dumped 8 dreams with some possible story and like 3 more that have a singular frame remembered
indigo hare
Is there any way to solve this?
Let me know if this doesn’t fix it, there may be another folder you need to delete
gloomy urchin
**Bug**: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens ...
just do win+r -> %appdata%/../Local/HalfSwordUE5 vro!!
drowsy finch
**Bug**: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens ...
I cant believe you typed allat out right now !!!!!
indigo hare
just do win+r -> %appdata%/../Local/HalfSwordUE5 vro!!
No, never. Ever. Lmao. ROFL, even. I lol at you
boreal wind
E
gloomy urchin
No, never. Ever. Lmao. ROFL, even. I lol at you
lunar stream
why did he hit this pose
restive lichen
**Bug**: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens ...
I do everything according to the instructions
at the moment I reinstalled the game, before that I deleted everything that was described above
vast mango
GalaxyHighMarshal should make minecraft blood mod
agile plume
why did he hit this pose
slit his throat he annoys me
stone briar
he has involved
gloomy urchin
i want liminal dreams so bad
lunar stream
so real tho
gloomy urchin
most of my dreams are just made-up scenarios and sometimes involve basic magic fukery
i need global war or liminal dreams smh
how does one get into lucid dream
summer kite
i don’t even really have dreams in my sleep
agile plume
i don’t even really have dreams in my sleep
real
restive lichen
Let me know if this doesn’t fix it, there may be another folder you need to dele...
everything worked out, thank you very much
summer kite
real
but like really, sleep for me is just a minuscule amount of darkness then, boom it’s the next day
restive lichen
I am incredibly grateful to you
agile plume
but like really, sleep for me is just a minuscule amount of darkness then, boom ...
yes i never rlly remember about having a dream
lunar stream
hes in his moment
drowsy finch
hes in his moment
This guy’s having a moment lol
pure mural
Look at the pinned in the half sword channel
where it is
lunar stream
This guy’s having a moment lol
why is he so sad :(
nocturne quiver
This guy’s having a moment lol
i can feel his emotions
lunar stream
how is he alive
drowsy finch
why is he so sad :(
Cleaved man in half(sword)
prisma lodge
This guy’s having a moment lol
why cant i send pics here?
lunar stream
Cleaved man in half(sword)
he was forced to watch gore of his comfort fungus
cobalt shoal
This guy’s having a moment lol
He's just like me fr
lunar stream
medieval epipen
agile plume
medieval epipen
stop gatekeepin and just tell me how to do that
tiny oak
any tips for gauntlet anyone??
lunar stream
stop gatekeepin and just tell me how to do that
nah
agile plume
agile plume
see he wants to know too
lunar stream
im gatekeeping
vast mango
medieval epipen
woah
cobalt shoal
any tips for gauntlet anyone??
Kill the bosses before they kill you
tiny oak
what about the other enemies
cobalt shoal
Kill them too
And for the final challenge use long and blunt weapons
Because armor
lunar stream
tiny oak
final challenge
modest cosmos
>final challenge
im gonna stick a jar up your butt
shadow pewter
any tips for gauntlet anyone??
Skill and luck
gloomy urchin
honestly after i died due to a random ass bug at my best ultimate challenge run i lost all will to even try
agile plume
im gonna stick a jar up your butt
ou take it easy
tiny oak
im gonna stick a jar up your butt
is that gonna help with gauntlet?
modest cosmos
is that gonna help with gauntlet?
it makes slow motion not take stamina
agile plume
is that gonna help with gauntlet?
a little maybe
tiny oak
run it then
tiny oak
it makes slow motion not take stamina
does slow motion even help
i feel it just lets me die in more style
modest cosmos
does slow motion even help
yes it makes it easier to stick a jar up your ass
agile plume
does slow motion even help
it makes it more cinematic
tiny oak
yes it makes it easier to stick a jar up your ass
that seems to be important im noticing
modest cosmos
that seems to be important im noticing
its very important for slow motion
tiny oak
so slow motion helps with the jar and the jar helps with slow motion?
modest cosmos
so slow motion helps with the jar and the jar helps with slow motion?
no
the jar helps with slow motion and slow motion helps with the jar
tiny oak
right okay
regal karma
https://tenor.com/view/enamorado-dracula-dream-bbq-gif-3580902661386165282
and he's not a stinky pengvin!!1
gloomy urchin
ok shield fighting might be fun
lavish blade
how to make it so half sword trainer mod doesnt reset your settings every time you open a new battle
lunar stream
somehow i won
lunar stream
Y’all so creamy
get out
jolly relic
somehow i won
50 shades of Gay
drowsy finch
and he's not a stinky pengvin!!1
But I know someone who could get him one…
lunar stream
I made it to Man at arms today and I play this game this 2 days
damage sliders:
jolly relic
damage sliders:
I enjoy using Fork or 2h sword
lavish blade
how to make it so half sword trainer mod doesnt reset your settings every time you open a new battle
cobalt shoal
how to make it so half sword trainer mod doesnt reset your settings every time y...
I dunno
jaunty jetty
cobalt shoal
indigo hare
everything worked out, thank you very much
Glad to hear it! Enjoy
drowsy finch
Glad to hear it! Enjoy
Eathter…
limpid prawn
eepy time
grand bane
gloomy urchin
why do willies keep desperately ramming me
the very seocnd they see me press S they instantly turn into olympic runners
agile plume
gloomy urchin
@agile plume fuck you
last whale
agile plume
well that wasn't very nice was it
gloomy urchin
ghostping me one more time i will move my personalized john wicks labeled "willy" to you
fringe zodiac
i spawned in like this bruh
jolly relic
Bring me my bananas
fringe zodiac
ggs fair fight
gloomy urchin
oh my fuckingg god
jolly relic
Why is the polearm with the stingies the best weapon
gloomy urchin
i am losing it so hard
vast mango
ggs fair fight
his private parts are not in good state
jolly relic
Ayo
jolly relic
agile plume
i am losing it so hard
nobody cares lol
vast mango
the fug
gloomy urchin
ok then why are you responding
vast mango
woah
astral basin
vast mango
beef
jolly relic
Settle it in half sword
agile plume
ok then why are you responding
because I have to
vast mango
because I have to
beef
gloomy urchin
because I have to
national here right there
vast mango
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-a...
im harassed
seriously harassed
last whale
seriously harassed
gloomy urchin
made sure to be that one person to say that a single sentence makes a difference to everyone's experience of chatting
viscid dragon
Game crashes my entire pc if i even touch the Abyss lmao
tiny oak
call it incentive
viscid dragon
yes
crisp crag
Game crashes my entire pc if i even touch the Abyss lmao
You die in game, PC dies in real life
drifting sandal
https://thedigitalbits.com/columns/my-two-cents/041025-0629
For all you historical epic enjoyers, Kingdom of Heaven seems to be getting a 4K release on both streaming and blu-ray
gloomy urchin
ip logger
crisp crag
made sure to be that one person to say that a single sentence makes a difference...
Can you attempt to form a coherent sentence instead?
viscid dragon
What would be the point of sending an ip logger in a public server lmao
gloomy urchin
Can you attempt to form a coherent sentence instead?
it is a coherent sentence
crisp crag
it is a coherent sentence
I'm sure it makes sense in your noggin
gloomy urchin
well its not really my issue that you cant understand it is it
lofty kindle
How's it going today?
gloomy urchin
How's it going today?
bad
viscid dragon
Bruh willy is playing dirty, he just tripped me and kicked some sand in my eyes
crisp crag
well its not really my issue that you cant understand it is it
I agree, you have more pressing issues (I love you) (I hate you)
pearl coral
hi
crisp crag
Sorry to hear it.
He deserves it
gloomy urchin
hi sammy the lammy bammy
lofty kindle
He deserves it
Usually does.
agile plume
Usually does.
He wants a beef with someone for some reason
lunar stream
what did manshitter do
pearl coral
Hey Sam, take a break today. We got this chat moderated for you
i’m currently at a fencing event
i don’t plan on modding much
mystic marlin
Take a break Sam. I got this.
crisp crag
so like, whats the beef with Manshits
Manshits is a regular. We all love and hate him
lofty kindle
what did manshitter do
I think it's one of those just existing cases.
viscid dragon
ah alr
lunar stream
I think it's one of those just existing cases.
justice for manshitting 🙏
cobalt shoal
lunar stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129965785947840552/1253419928665718884/s...
thats me
mystic marlin
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129965785947840552/1253419928665718884/s...
This dog looks really dumb
crisp crag
Manshits is a person of balance
lofty kindle
justice for manshitting 🙏
Freedom for shitting man!
cobalt shoal
This dog looks really dumb
It's a fish you idot
mystic marlin
Shut up
pearl coral
used my last parent note to lay out of school and FIGHT
lunar stream
Freedom for shitting man!
hell yeah!!!!
crisp crag
@gloomy urchin Why you suddenly so quiet? We are throwing shit and you have thrown none back
gloomy urchin
<@1026401232547487754> Why you suddenly so quiet? We are throwing shit and you h...
i am not chronically reading chat sorry
lunar stream
<@1026401232547487754> Why you suddenly so quiet? We are throwing shit and you h...
hes on a higher level than us lowly mortals
crisp crag
i am not chronically reading chat sorry
Shame
gloomy urchin
ragebaiting the ragebait is not quite a smart option to pick
mystic marlin
crisp crag
hes on a higher level than us lowly mortals
Manshits is a god. A chaos god but a god
lunar stream
who is wesley and why is his theory so fire 🗣️
last whale
gloomy urchin
yup im done
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k4ap2FHsFfCFA-qgI?invite=cr-MSxIbGEsMzI1MzIxMTEx
cobalt shoal
yup im done
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k4ap2FHsFfCFA-qgI?invite=cr-...
Hahahaha
Noob
rich lantern
yup im done
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k4ap2FHsFfCFA-qgI?invite=cr-...
that man fighting with every last breath 💀
mystic marlin
who is wesley and why is his theory so fire 🗣️
gloomy urchin
pearl coral
biggest pizza of all time
viscid dragon
yup im done
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k4ap2FHsFfCFA-qgI?invite=cr-...
do the spin kick of death
gloomy urchin
do the spin kick of death
i fucking DIED
cobalt shoal
i fucking DIED
You shouldn't have died
lunar stream
yup im done
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k4ap2FHsFfCFA-qgI?invite=cr-...
"I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL"
gloomy urchin
yup im done
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k4ap2FHsFfCFA-qgI?invite=cr-...
@pearl coral whats the name of this move
echo kernel
@drowsy finch
lunar stream
https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-fnaf-fnaf-1-title-screen-fnaf-kendrick-fna...
sir kendrick of lamar what's wrong
pearl coral
<@216719867913568256> whats the name of this move
headbutt
mystic marlin
pearl coral
with his head
viscid dragon
i fucking DIED
tis but a scratch
gloomy urchin
his entire body RAMMED into me
pearl coral
headfirst
gloomy urchin
😭
mystic marlin
Well no
gloomy urchin
game hates me
mystic marlin
He hit him with the buckler
safe raft
it's cuz he's got a helmet, bro's a human battering ram with it
gloomy urchin
insane shit
ok im happy
ultimate challenge will be genuinely THE ultimate challenge for me
mystic marlin
https://tenor.com/view/cat-happy-raora-raora-panthera-hololive-gif-1399474439357...
You just posted cringe bro 🤨📸
gloomy urchin
You just posted cringe bro 🤨📸
errant minnow
knuckle sammich
modest cosmos
@shadow pewter
shadow pewter
Hey man!
shadow pewter
Lets see it
modest cosmos
dms
rich lantern
do the spin kick of death
fr
drowsy finch
<@802815398231801866>
Yay!! Haha yess!!
stone briar
You just posted cringe bro 🤨📸
rich lantern
The map looks weird without the fences lol
oh my... bless your soul for you have no idea of whats to come...
pearl coral
hi
rich lantern
<@210223228545662977> There's another streamer I like streaming Half Sword call...
this community goes nuts whenever CaseOh live streams this game... 💔
lofty kindle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277884477338681344/1290738159428173844/1...
Link please!
drowsy finch
lobter
lofty kindle
Alright, it's starting. <@210223228545662977>
Making a post and then I will be active. Already lurking.
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/lobster-suicide-gif-25799317
pale panther
stark basin
what happens after the final challenge? and is impossible to beat bru
pale panther
what happens after the final challenge? and is impossible to beat bru
Not impossible just hard but if you beat the ||baron|| you get to play as him
restive trench
what happens after the final challenge? and is impossible to beat bru
you BECOME the baron
stark basin
there is a whay soo i can dont loose progress?
restive trench
yes hold on
stark basin
omg tell me pls
restive trench
omg tell me pls
rich lantern
wait what th howd you do this
a little bit of magic and some raw strength
daring jay
like respawning
stark basin
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260/13567843055...
can you just tell me in dms pls
restive trench
can you just tell me in dms pls
dude just read the images