general-catfish-🐱🐟

[limpid prawn]

i aim for legs or head with polearm

[unreal bay]

I use pitch fork

[limpid prawn]

depends on if it is stabbin polearm or bonking polearm

[pearl coral]

forearms and neck

[gloomy urchin]

do u do the same in hema

[pearl coral]

generally yes

[gloomy urchin]

kk

[unreal bay]

I learned I can disarm Willie, with getting my weapon lodged between his. And wriggle it outta his hands

[pearl coral]

i have a bad habit of hitting people in the hands too

[limpid prawn]

Sam how do you feel about Falchions?

[pearl coral]

lame

[limpid prawn]

we are enemies now

[gloomy urchin]

honestly it just randomly happens for me there is no way i could learn to do that

[pearl coral]

a lot of my, i guess, “signature” options strike under the forearm or at the side of the neck

[gloomy urchin]

how does one strike under forearm

[pearl coral]

like the ulnar bone

[limpid prawn]

i love this weapon

[pearl coral]

if you were holding a drink or something it would be the part of your forearm facing the ground

i hit that

[gloomy crest]

how do i get the playtest?

[limpid prawn]

do you already have it installed?

if not you dont get it, playtest was removed and merged with demo

[gloomy crest]

no, i didnt install it but the demo for me is just running about somewhere with no end goal

[limpid prawn]

reinstall demo then it should work

[gloomy urchin]

ah ok

the more i look at fencing the more i realize that most martial arts basics are pretty much the same

[pearl coral]

this is a good summary from a book @gloomy urchin

it’s more about german but applies to italian

[gloomy urchin]

what am i looking at

[pearl coral]

words

[crisp crag]

The photo mode in this game might honestly be my favotire part

[gloomy urchin]

complicated ones

[tender pond]

where'd feedback go to?

did it simply disappear?

[gloomy urchin]

i eated it sorry

[random lion]

100%

[tender pond]

it was here a few minutes ago but i can't see it anymore

[tender pond]

can you regurgitate it out pretty please

[crisp crag]

Fucking discombobulated that mofo

[gloomy urchin]

#1047240101152960525

[limpid prawn]

hi butttickles : (

[crisp crag]

RAT

[tender pond]

did i somehow disable it for myself??

[unreal bay]

Rdr2 ragdoll physics update

[crisp crag]

Hi rat, I like you tonight

[crisp crag]

We gotta talk to the devs about that. Do you know of any? hehehehehe

[tender pond]

nevermind it's just discord removing channels with nothing new typed in

[unreal bay]

Le moai

[random lion]

you collapsed the channels lol

[crisp crag]

Sorry English only server

Banned

[unreal bay]

It Moai

[crisp crag]

Ah, Moai is in charge of the physics? Is that a New Zeland name?

[tender pond]

that chevron is such a tiny difference because of the updated discord ui, i really dislike how tiny it made everything

[unreal bay]

Frank

[unreal bay]

Every month new discord ui update

[crisp crag]

At this point I am positive if you could develop a way to punch me through my computer screen you would

[quiet sun]

BOINK BONK

[unreal bay]

I don't need to, Willie will

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-boink-scout-baseball-bat-gif-18381898

[crisp crag]

If you the VFX artist, can I make a request for one item in the game? You can deny the request of course but I feel like you wanna hear it

[unreal bay]

I deny

[crisp crag]

YOU DONT EVEN WANNA SEE THE SUGGESTION??

[unreal bay]

What suggestion? You haven't made one

[unreal bay]

🤣

[unreal bay]

Is that a threat

[crisp crag]

I would never

[limpid prawn]

i would like for my bloody footprints to come back

[crisp crag]

Unless you put it in the game then I threaten willie

[limpid prawn]

they were the best part of update

[unreal bay]

Nouuuuu

[unreal bay]

What??? They Gon????

[limpid prawn]

they don't show up for me anymore

[unreal bay]

@drowsy finch

[crisp crag]

Stop washing your shoes

[celest heron]

how do I fight my buddy on half sword?

[unreal bay]

No mp

[unreal bay]

#faq

[limpid prawn]

i haven't changed my graphics they just vanished after an update (i forgor which one)

[celest heron]

Damn ok

[crisp crag]

EVER???

[unreal bay]

#faq

[gloomy urchin]

literally every single discord member vs reading #faq

[unreal bay]

Frrr

[limpid prawn]

lmfao

[crisp crag]

I CANT READ

[limpid prawn]

don't lie to us

[unreal bay]

Phew

Nah he can't read

[crisp crag]

I never lie except when I don't tell the truth

[drowsy finch]

hmmmm

[drowsy finch]

They didnt go anywhere?

[gloomy urchin]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fnuy sound

[limpid prawn]

???

[crisp crag]

Motherfucker........

[unreal bay]

Do you get bloody foot 👣 prints in demo

[limpid prawn]

i dont see them anymore

[crisp crag]

I GOT A TIMEOUT FOR THAT

GIVE HIM TIMEOUT

[limpid prawn]

am i the only one 😭

[drowsy finch]

I did when I was farming for a good spear in chin angle

[gloomy urchin]

why

[crisp crag]

I was too enthusastic with it

[unreal bay]

Okok thank you

[limpid prawn]

i am confuse

[gloomy urchin]

flooding chat is not appreciated i just did 1 message

[unreal bay]

Reinstall game

[crisp crag]

Common problem for rat

[limpid prawn]

silence butttickles

[crisp crag]

🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬

[crisp crag]

Rat why we never play games together?

OH YEA NO MP

I get it though

I love the devs for making this game more than I have ever loved a dev team

Mount and Blade Bannerlord devs make me anger

[unreal bay]

[limpid prawn]

that is one of the reasons yes

[crisp crag]

Give me 3 more

[limpid prawn]

also i was on dx11 for some reason i dont remember lowering it but 🤷‍♂️

i got my 👣 back

[crisp crag]

Anyone else like the spear and buckler?

[gloomy urchin]

no

[limpid prawn]

nah

[limpid prawn]

kinda sometimes it can be fun

[gloomy urchin]

i absolutely hate shield users and i absolutely hate using shield

[limpid prawn]

we are enemies

[crisp crag]

Thats my first fucking reason now\

[crisp crag]

Galaxy do you own cat?

[unreal bay]

I wish

I own birds

[crisp crag]

SHOW

[limpid prawn]

SHOW BIRDS

(i already seen em but wanna see them again)

[crisp crag]

YOU HAVE SHOWN THE RAT BIRD??

[crisp crag]

THEY LOOK SO DAMN HAPPY

[gloomy urchin]

thats a dope ass bird

[unreal bay]

Very happy birdies

[gloomy urchin]

unfortunately i will have to send that one gif

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-eats-bird-jerma-bird-bird-on-my-head-jerma-birdhouse-gif-22290775

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-ok-don't-get-it-al-all-understand-понял-gif-6781975874510575529

[hardy mango]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[gloomy urchin]

ate bird

[unreal bay]

Chicken popcorn

[limpid prawn]

fantastic birds

[unreal bay]

Dankee

[limpid prawn]

give them all the things

[unreal bay]

Ohhh they get candy and fruits each day

They eat out of my hands

[crisp crag]

I am so mad I didnt record

[unreal bay]

Then fly and shit

[crisp crag]

I stabbed willie with spear and it sent him and my spear up like a rocket

He has not come down

[unreal bay]

Use steam recording

[limpid prawn]

fly and shit as in fly and do things or as it fly and shit ?

[crisp crag]

I got OBS, it seems to run better with halfsword. I get better frames

[tiny comet]

What happens if you beat Baron mode?

[deep trench]

anyone has tips ot beat the third boss 💔

[unreal bay]

Fly and shit while in the air. So I make em only eat in side. Not outside

[tiny comet]

I ran at him and try and get close; then beat his ass.

[deep trench]

Okay

[unreal bay]

Lil bastards

[tiny comet]

Bumrushing, is the greatest tactics (50/50) you aren’t cut in-half

[crisp crag]

Get under railing easy

(also get ass kicked by rails)

[deep trench]

i immediately get cut in halff

[unreal bay]

Ez boss kills

[tiny comet]

Unlucky

[unreal bay]

Rail shield

[white prawn]

fucking idiot

[tiny comet]

So like what happens if you beat barony mode

Just win?

[spare token]

very cool bords

[unreal bay]

Thonks

[deep trench]

swear they made bosses impossible

[tiny comet]

Nah, just gotta aim for the head

[white prawn]

carnage cut short by fence

[tiny comet]

one lucky hit is all you need

[white prawn]

"aim for the head" 😭 but our willie is 5'11 and boss willie is 6'0

[tiny comet]

Yeah we short kings

I end up hitting their shoulders with my mace

But I do land on the head sometimes

Just gotta hope they bend down kinda

[pearl coral]

hi

[deep trench]

i just love how the bosses can slice you in one piece with a tiny little thrust

[crisp crag]

Still working on outside railing

[white prawn]

SWEEET disarm

[fathom basin]

Bruh caseoh played this game on one of his lives this is big news for yall

[lethal comet]

Is a midget with gigantism just a regular person

[pearl coral]

he's played it like 5 times

[near sundial]

depends on the shoe size

[pearl coral]

i dont think you can say that here

uhhh

[near sundial]

midget ?

[pearl coral]

there have been a few people who have had it

[fathom basin]

I only saw it the once oop

[pearl coral]

both i mean

[fathom basin]

Yeah, that's a slur fam

[lethal comet]

Oh sorry

[pearl coral]

they are really little in early adulthood and then spring up really really large later in life

[unreal bay]

I hate when that happens

[near sundial]

im actually a little person

[lethal comet]

VERTICALLY CHALLENGED

[near sundial]

well sometimes i feel so small

[pearl coral]

i call them dwarves

idk if that's allowed

[elder lintel]

Are all midgets evil or just peter dinklage

[dense canopy]

I hate the level 3 boss so much

[fathom basin]

The proper term is little person and anything else is considered derogatory, ESPECIALLY dwarves

[gloomy crest]

No because regular people dont get delaye dpuberty, headaches, vision problems, excessive sweating, gaps between teeth, prominent forehead and jaw, large hands and feet

[lethal comet]

Game of thrones head ass

[near sundial]

what about elf

[fathom basin]

I think you missed where I said anything other than little person is considered derogatory

[near sundial]

good thing i dont know what that means

[pearl coral]

dont say

[lethal comet]

On the bright side, I’ve seen Vertically challenged people with GIANT hogs

[pearl coral]

i did not know that

i thought it was literally CALLED dwarfism

[lethal comet]

Isn’t it?

[near sundial]

well theyre human after all

[lethal comet]

Look I just wanted to ask a question, I’m sorry I said the M word

[near sundial]

i think

[pearl coral]

thanks, robot!

[fathom basin]

Dwarfism is the medicle term, you can say they have drawfism but you cannot call them a dwarf

[near sundial]

and not all little people have dwarfism

or so they say..

[pearl coral]

but you call people with diabetes diabetics

[rapid widget]

i need an unlocked height slider in half sword lmao

[lethal comet]

Kevin hart for example

[fathom basin]

Yeah because that isn't derogatory
Calling them a dwarf is comparing them to a tiny ugly mythical creature and is dehumanizing

[near sundial]

i knew a midget when i was younger , he grew out of it tho

[lethal comet]

I’m sorry I had a question and I didn’t say vertically challenged, I will avoid the M word

[near sundial]

*person of small stature

[gloomy crest]

I think i suffer from giantism because im 4,11 at 16

[lethal comet]

Idk about ugly, I’ve seen some fine ass dwarves in shows

[fathom basin]

Bro it's a SLUR can you stop

[elder lintel]

do NOT search how many uses of the M word there are, and the associated gifs

[near sundial]

the dwarves were my favorite part of snow white actually

[fathom basin]

Good point my friend

[lethal comet]

Uhh… no… thats dwarfism

[fathom basin]

That's cool, they are mythical creatures and not small humans

[gloomy crest]

K

[pearl coral]

i've never thought of "dwarves" as ugly, and i feel like "little person" is equally if not more patronizing than "dwarf"

[lethal comet]

The saying Shortstack exist for a reason, people (me) are into it

[near sundial]

i dont recall stating otherwise friend!

[spark quartz]

Ooga booga

[unreal bay]

I have a plan how to get adopted by cat now

[pearl coral]

im sure it varies heavily depending on who the person is but overall i havent ever known "little person" to be the ubiquitous preference

[lethal comet]

Matter of fact, EVERY SINGLE PERSON DROP THEY HEIGHT

[spark quartz]

CORN

[white prawn]

5'4

[near sundial]

5’2 190lb

[fathom basin]

OK but the little people don't want to be called That so we gotta respect it

[near sundial]

5in

[spark quartz]

💀

[unreal bay]

I must walk around with corn 🌽

[lethal comet]

Yikes

[fathom basin]

5'1.5 at 25 yrs old

[lethal comet]

Yall are

[unreal bay]

No height shaming

[lethal comet]

MEDICALLY short

[lethal comet]

Shorty

[pearl coral]

"the little people" arent a hivemind though

[near sundial]

if ur a man and ur under 6 ft ur a MI-

[robust meteor]

[pearl coral]

STOP

GOOD LORD

[elder lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-21920724

[near sundial]

😭😭

[lethal comet]

That’s why you got so defensive, YOUR a vertically challenged person

[fathom basin]

Yeah, but it's the same idea with indigenous ppl. MOST of them don't like being called Indian, so we don't call ANY of them Indian, even if some are OK with it

[lethal comet]

I’m 6’3 (I get all the hoes) ((I’m lying, I can’t talk to women))

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/edgeworth-ace-attorney-miles-mad-gif-5742789

[gloomy crest]

Being 6,5 is so hard dude

[near sundial]

in reality it just makes concerts more awkward

[lethal comet]

Your 4’11

[robust meteor]

Being 7’8 is so hard dude

[vocal juniper]

how can a thrust decapatate me

[lethal comet]

It makes dating awkward

[gloomy crest]

You're*

[vocal juniper]

im going to freaking explode

[white prawn]

imagine being 10'3

[near sundial]

haha i havent had that issue

[robust meteor]

Skill diff

[gloomy crest]

I dont have to imagine that Shorty

[lethal comet]

You’re gonna wake up with your pc missing its fan

[near sundial]

fr im cracked

[pearl coral]

me

[white prawn]

💔

[gloomy crest]

Ive got so many fans that i can easily replace that

[robust meteor]

I really need someone to give me dating advice in halfsword terms

[elder lintel]

Shawty is endearing though

[near sundial]

let her know when shes being an OAF!

[white prawn]

OAF! COWARD! SCROUNDEL!

[pearl coral]

been into grindcore lately somebody save me

[near sundial]

its over bro

[robust meteor]

Ayyyiiiih

[gloomy crest]

Scottish and viking patter

[pearl coral]

What?

[gloomy crest]

Isnt that what half sword is

[pearl coral]

no

not at all

[near sundial]

no

[gloomy crest]

Viking screaming

[pearl coral]

Ist et over fur misch?

[elder lintel]

fall over and get poked

[pearl coral]

vikings were like 300 or so years before the game takes place

[robust meteor]

Oooooh

[near sundial]

Si

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/eel-gif-19235352

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-objection-speechless-silent-gif-22539299

that's true actually

[robust meteor]

Trueeee

[pearl coral]

machine head fell off so hard

[near sundial]

i cant wait til they add glocks and hand grenades

[elder lintel]

There's even a lawsuit about it

[robust meteor]

Nooo… that’s!!!! That’s not time accurate dude!!! Noooo

[white prawn]

"NOOOO BECAUSE YOUR PHYSICS INVOLVES FALLING OVER YOURE COPYING US!!!!!"

[near sundial]

that reads like an onion article😭

[pearl coral]

y'all are dense

[white prawn]

IGN is secretly a satire news article

[elder lintel]

Berry's history with EA is documented

[white prawn]

Mc cocking...

[near sundial]

honestly their only viable route to success

[pearl coral]

classic ea spokesperson "BURYMYCOCKINHER", yes..

[elder lintel]

I'd delete the falling over mechanic just to be safe

[near sundial]

dw i already vanquished the script

[pearl coral]

scwipt

[robust meteor]

Scwipted

[near sundial]

she scwip on my quip til i chip

[robust meteor]

Buh

[raven ore]

Rali

[unreal bay]

What happens if you jump in it??

[drowsy finch]

You go to eel hell

:(

[unreal bay]

Do eels Zapp?

[pearl coral]

electric ones

[elder lintel]

bruh I stabbed a pitchfork into bro's body, he died, and when he dissolved it took my pitchfork

[unreal bay]

Interesting

[white prawn]

You turn into that one guy that I forgot his name

[unreal bay]

Willie?

[white prawn]

No no another one

Something something Spiderman villian

[unreal bay]

Jeff Bezos

Ohhhhhh

Venom

[elder lintel]

Jef Bezos' willie is on the internet

[white prawn]

not even close 😭

[pearl coral]

there are a couple that could fit here

shocker, electro

[white prawn]

Yes, TASM electro

[unreal bay]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That one was stupid ngl

[pearl coral]

he's cooler in the comics

[unreal bay]

Falls into fish tank

[white prawn]

lol

[unreal bay]

Bruh

[unreal bay]

Everything is cooler in comics

[pearl coral]

true

a lot more freedom

[near sundial]

but then you have to readdd

[white prawn]

yeah in comics you can interpret and fill in the blanks yourself while in movies they usually have to go with a single thing and have to cut corners sometimes

[pearl coral]

i love to read dark horse's predator

big box full of it

same with spawn

[near sundial]

i only read animal obituaries

[elder lintel]

horse predator would go harder than alien vs predator

[unreal bay]

Mind is a Powerfull tool

[pearl coral]

What?

[pearl coral]

(S)PEAKING OF

[elder lintel]

like the predator from predator but he's a horse

[pearl coral]

PREDATOR KILLER OF KILLERS SOON

[unreal bay]

[white prawn]

speaking of predator.. are humans apex predators?

[pearl coral]

yes

we have been for a long time

[near sundial]

well i am

[pearl coral]

we are the apex predator

[unreal bay]

Look at Willie

[raven ore]

since when

[near sundial]

since skyrim dropped

[pearl coral]

since like 1200 BC

[white prawn]

the ultimate apex predator...
the ultimate prep time predator

[elder lintel]

yesterday?

[white prawn]

human is literally god of prep time

[pearl coral]

we have the means, motivation, and opportunity to kill and eat whatever we want

[near sundial]

i missed it ?

[near sundial]

oh boy do we!!

[unreal bay]

[white prawn]

(and also to decide what not to kill, eat or opportunize)

eating spider not good idea

[near sundial]

spider no food spider friend

[pearl coral]

Chat, examine peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWzPKrNoSyM

[white prawn]

spider no food spider no friend spider final boss

[near sundial]

spider hero and villain spider leaves on tree spider sand on beach

[limpid prawn]

spider friend

[near sundial]

sounds like a rip off comic series

[white prawn]

spiderverse animation style blowing up rn

[near sundial]

woke virus dei animation

[pearl coral]

perhaps my best clip to date

[unreal bay]

I love it's art style

[limpid prawn]

plancon scary

almost got me

[white prawn]

half sword spider verse style coming soon confirmed

[unreal bay]

Dude I was thinking abt it

[near sundial]

we need a comic series following willie in that style

[pearl coral]

@limpid prawn bask in longsword glory

[white prawn]

anyway is it possible to do strabon in half sword?

[unreal bay]

A filter like that would slap

[pearl coral]

a comic series in animated movie style

[pearl coral]

describe that in italian terms

[white prawn]

This

[pearl coral]

what am i looking at

is that just a cut from under

[limpid prawn]

strabon

[near sundial]

yes its all just silly drawings nowadays

[elder lintel]

yes but to balance it out you fall over instantly after

[white prawn]

crossguard hooks sword

[pearl coral]

that's the grip

i just realized what's happening

[white prawn]

just think of like a masterstrike from kcd2 and thats what it is

[pearl coral]

hands are far too close to do that in game, would be much easier to do by half swording

[pearl coral]

broski i do hema

i dont need videogame terms

[white prawn]

oh ok

[pearl coral]

which is the only context i've seen it practically used in

in real

[deft holly]

bro i got to knight like 3 times and died every time

wrong chat xd :P

[pearl coral]

i've had a few moments where i've debated employing such a thing against a strong overhead but have failed to do so each time out of panic

[nova lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/white-people-white-people-dancing-dancing-meme-white-people-when-gif-27164260

[limpid prawn]

hey Sam do you have any grappling advice?

[near sundial]

isnt hema just playing pretend

[elder lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/white-people-white-people-dancing-dancing-meme-white-people-when-gif-27164260

[pearl coral]

no

[near sundial]

why i oughta ahhh sport

[pearl coral]

not really

[pearl coral]

I don't understand.

[limpid prawn]

aw beans

[near sundial]

just a joke haha i can appreciate the art

[white prawn]

daily pizzle yanking

[near sundial]

got 2

[pearl coral]

thanks, i can now disassemble my trebuchet that was aimed toward your home

[hybrid turret]

New band tee

[near sundial]

wear it before the allegations drop

[pearl coral]

i groaned in pain at how strenuous it was to try and look at this upright

[hybrid turret]

Wait give me a moment….

[pearl coral]

one time a guy here sincerely compared it to hobby horse in terms of technique

[hybrid turret]

Fixed

[near sundial]

😭i mostly do muay thai and bjj so i hear both sides of it tbh

def physically demanding

[pearl coral]

i get to attend a grappling workshop from a BJJ guy this friday

[white prawn]

wait it took a while to see the plane lol
the kcd2 devs also put a bunch of random shit in their cutscenes like raptors even in super serious cutscenes so watch out for that

[elder lintel]

load bearing second J

[near sundial]

hell Ya

[unreal bay]

I saw a car tire ingame

[pearl coral]

WHAT IN THE WORLD

[white prawn]

they really enjoy making this game dont they

[pearl coral]

it's all one big reenactment

[white prawn]

real

kcd2 is just a really big reenactment you arent really killing people

and randoms are going aroudn with dinosaur costumes

[unreal bay]

It's a movie set

Hence why most shit doesn't make sense

[pearl coral]

wtf bro

i just found that clip

kind of unsettling

[limpid prawn]

i dont even know what happened

i missed a swing and then he just died

[hybrid turret]

The “missed swing” probably cut his throat open

[pearl coral]

i get a very strange feeling whenever games have things that are thematically irrelevant but well done

[pearl coral]

the swing recovered into his neck

[near sundial]

“missed” then jams the sword down his throat

[limpid prawn]

i got him when i was trying to bring sword back to center :sob

[limpid prawn]

poor lad

[white prawn]

im 90% sure kcd2 was supposed to be a comedy

especially as high speech level henry

and drunk

[limpid prawn]

right in the face 💀

i need to work maintaining distance

its all fucked up rn

[near sundial]

i have too many clips of me killing them the second we clash

[unreal bay]

Lower you fov

So it doesn't feel depth fuckery

[lethal comet]

How every fist play goes for me

[limpid prawn]

i hit his hand so much 💀

[hardy mango]

I remember that

[lethal comet]

I like to flex my old art, bite me

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-gif-1552484032479568873

[unreal bay]

Is apple a berry?

[lethal comet]

No

[near sundial]

berrly

[hardy mango]

I love how the ai can last longer than before. They used to only take a swing or two with a sword. Now you can truly fight

[near sundial]

i hope they expand on the unarmed combat somehow its already fun tho

[pearl coral]

@white prawn enlightening me about the dinosaurs has sent me down a rabbithole

apparently they're gone from the game now tho

[white prawn]

AWWW MANNNN

but still hunt for funny eastereggs in cutscenes

you never know

[pearl coral]

there's one when istvan dies, in the water with hans, there's a group of baby ones in a cave that you can shoot and there's one in the corner of a fortress cutscene

[limpid prawn]

this man was built different

fucking cut his throat out and he is fine

[little talon]

be not the cause of my death

[dense canopy]

Gonna censor this for spoilers ||becoming the baron is so cool man.||

[prisma lodge]

How do I get that slow-motion thing? Which button?

[pearl coral]

F

[prisma lodge]

Thanks 👍

[elder lintel]

what button removes the lightsaber effect

where a blade brushing my skin will slice me in half instantly

[near sundial]

uninstall button

[pearl coral]

what world do you all live in where this is an issue in your games

i am on normal gore and have literally never been cut in half and i have put 40 hours into the game the last two weeks

[elder lintel]

works on my machine

[pearl coral]

turn gore down

[limpid prawn]

just under you and i've only really lost like a leg or an arm

mostly to falchions

scary weapons i love em

[pearl coral]

Dislike!

[random lion]

Sorry that was me, I'll make sure to die next time.

[limpid prawn]

why do you hate them so

[pearl coral]

no stabbing

[limpid prawn]

they are objectively cool weapons

oh fair honestly

[pearl coral]

i prefer to whittle the enemy down rather than chop off limbs

[limpid prawn]

i just like cleavin

[pearl coral]

and longswords have more defensive opportunities i feel

reposting this badass clip

[supple apex]

Fact check: true ✅

[near sundial]

i wish theyd fight without a arm

[supple apex]

Making it seem like an actual battle instead of one shotting the enemy is way cooler

[near sundial]

they always die right after for me

[pearl coral]

most actual battles were one shotting the enemy

[supple apex]

Yeah that’s boring

[random lion]

If they don't fight back where's the fun?

[pearl coral]

they do

[near sundial]

theyll try

[supple apex]

If you turn gore off they stay alive longer

[near sundial]

theyr no match for We are willy

[random lion]

Not if you kill them instantly 😭
I try to avoid any stabs or anything that'll put their lights out in the first few seconds.

[pearl coral]

fights last long for me because i like to control the enemy's blade before hitting them

[supple apex]

Because I’m pretty sure they just break their arm instead of bleeding out

[near sundial]

i dont make it long in gauntlet cus i draw out the fights and end up battered by the end haha

[pearl coral]

and if not i just lightly brutalize them

[near sundial]

hm ill try it out

[steel tapir]

I am very confused how do i progress in the new update?

[elder lintel]

win a few rounds on every tier

[pearl coral]

@limpid prawn me vs dumbs tupid falchion

[random lion]

I do love carnage for that reason though, wiping out a willie or two still leaves some fun 🙂

[limpid prawn]

fuck you man falchion slaps 😡

[pearl coral]

YEAH! WITH THE FLAT SIDE OF THE BLADE! BECAUSE IT'S MADE STUPIDLY! LMAO!

This post was brought to you by mr longsword

[limpid prawn]

you are a bad person

[hybrid turret]

Very rare encounter of a First Person player

[random lion]

I've been trying it out and it's a huge help for gauging distance.

[pearl coral]

which object do you all predict i will grab during my sleep to use as an impromptu stuffed animal

[random lion]

landmine

[near sundial]

a bomb

[pearl coral]

first time was a fencing leg guard and second was my left boot

[near sundial]

we’re sending porcupines and hedgehogs to your home address

[random lion]

It's really leveled up my gameplay, I now no longer feel like I am flailing around a sword 😭

[prisma lodge]

People do that?

[pearl coral]

do what

i mean its not like i've been conscious while doing such

[limpid prawn]

hopefully a dagger >: C

[prisma lodge]

What you doing

[pearl coral]

during my sleep

[pearl coral]

i'd have to reach in my fencing bag for that

[steel tapir]

Cant beat the champion ;w;

[near sundial]

isabella to phineas

[pearl coral]

elite ref

[limpid prawn]

show picture of dagger i wanna see it

[unreal bay]

Do you fence during your zzzzz

[worthy briar]

Are there plans for steam deck/controller support?

[prisma lodge]

😂 Nice reference

[pearl coral]

pretty much everyone has them

very cheap

but mine is in my cool sheath usually so it's unique

[elder lintel]

whys it got the rubber ball from the incredibles on the tip

[gloomy crest]

its so cool they added brain damage

its my favorite mechanic personally

[pearl coral]

shiny antique catholic knightly order belt buckle is on the strings of it

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/uppercut-bebop-deadlock-bebop-uppercut-punch-gif-1834091440046715376

[prisma lodge]

Can you add some dialogue that make willie speak gibberish sometimes when hit on head?

Idk it'd a nice addition

[gloomy crest]

no i mean when you randomly forget how to hold your weapon and break your arms

[limpid prawn]

this is very funny

[unreal bay]

I don't understand

[drowsy finch]

dog starts trouble the moment you leave

[unreal bay]

Whaaaaa

[unreal bay]

Am glad am a cat person

[limpid prawn]

my cat does same thing

[unreal bay]

Gasppp

[limpid prawn]

i lied he is pure and good he would never cause trouble

[drowsy finch]

my cats are too timid to cause trouble

[spark quartz]

I'm going to steal them

[drowsy finch]

They will sprint from you

[clear pilot]

Hello Half-cord users

[drowsy finch]

They are very fearful

[spark quartz]

I am made of shadow

[drowsy finch]

Do you have a pump action ak-47 D:

[unreal bay]

Ik how to get your cats to follow me

[spark quartz]

Oh god I think I watched a forgotten weapons video about that

I have a semi auto ak

That fires 556

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-edgy-gun-4chan-chungus-gif-22492410

[spark quartz]

That an AR

Thats like a fucked up AR/MP5 monstrosity

[drowsy finch]

I havennt looked at this gif in thousands of years, silly head

[drowsy finch]

You can see why I misremembered

[spark quartz]

Damn unc

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/mkultra-mind-control-cat-face-gif-2481894448833856970

[spark quartz]

@indigo hare bro rali is thousands of years old finally someone you're younger than

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-half-track-tan-mylar-rogue-faction-gif-26338164

[spark quartz]

Japan having basically zero access to firearms really took its toll

[limpid prawn]

final

i am sleepy eepy i go rest

[spark quartz]

Yeah ok roit sleep well

[limpid prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-19127085

[spark quartz]

Gluttonous creature

@last whale bro is listening to opeth

[last whale]

Opeth is peak

[spark quartz]

I really like ghost if perdition

[last whale]

Bro said if

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226627771602698316/1277310736158294087/caption-14.gif

[spark quartz]

Damn bro I thought we were friends 😭

You've betrayed me 😔

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/my-apologies-cheese-kitty-cat-sorry-my-bad-gif-1026852287997442026

[spark quartz]

The dagger lay set in my heart turned stone

[spark quartz]

Nah but fr shizzy check this out when you've got the chance I think you'd fw this

https://open.spotify.com/track/7glUtV6MgHEHUtPU7f0qGA?si=RZv3bpK3Q6KJpvpur3bhNQ

[little talon]

Watching the ai fight each other reminds me of old call of duty ai

[near sundial]

to them you are the ai

[spark quartz]

Me in halo ce on the silent cartographer trying to keep every single marine alive

[last whale]

Peak

[spark quartz]

Hell yeah

[last whale]

Do you fw Genghis Tron

[spark quartz]

I have to eep but send me a song by them through dm and I'll check it out in the morning

[little talon]

On world at war I would let the ai do the fighting and they wouldn’t kill a single thing

You could sit there for 30 mins and nothing would die

[last whale]

Goodnight Silly Head

[spark quartz]

Gn shizton

[echo arrow]

i got my friends into the game and teached them the ways of half sword

[unreal bay]

Did your friend hold the blade the right way?

Don't teach em mordhau cause that's not half sword

[earnest oyster]

is there a way to get out of the abyss?

without losing progress

[little talon]

kill willies

[sonic cape]

@lost palm

[little talon]

[earnest oyster]

how many willies

[fierce hearth]

behead all willies

[last whale]

I am going to QUOTE YOU

[sonic cape]

no

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[stuck arch]

i need rats

[unreal bay]

He's asleep rn

[near sundial]

i can sell you some

[sonic cape]

@lost palm

[ivory fjord]

oh boy this again

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-grayson-momento-triste-invencivel-gif-5712932251165155091

[safe night]

@lost palm

[sonic cape]

why there is no messages for 4 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[agile plume]

@lost palm

[unreal bay]

Ever heard of sleeping

[forest falcon]

no

[unreal bay]

Vel

[forest falcon]

[sonic cape]

why😭

[forest falcon]

hello

[unreal bay]

Hi

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[sonic cape]

can yall stop😭

[unreal bay]

Yall

[sonic cape]

what

[unreal bay]

"y'all"

[sonic cape]

🤓

[unreal bay]

🤣

[sonic cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186570213077041236/1259431316441792626/attachment.gif

[forest falcon]

milion

[sonic cape]

guys where do i read rules i can't find them

[unreal bay]

Whyy remeeeeeennnnn

[sonic cape]

only way i can find them is by typing #rules

[unreal bay]

Whyyyyyy?!!!!

MAMMMMM

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-12.userapi.com/impg/uvGJxhVJAdsj1CEC0Xr-aSVdhfk45o5q-y7pMQ/d56IYSEoMcU.jpg?size=604x425&quality=95&sign=b97ef22cbb9edeccdfdf8c78e0b75872&type=album

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-literally-me-woopa-hippy-gif-15080613585758560403

[unreal bay]

Smuggggggyyyy

[forest falcon]

shit yourself

[sonic cape]

@lost palm

[unreal bay]

I can hear your stomach from here, go eat

[grand bane]

You may not like it but this is peak audio

FRÄNDER BRÖDER, VÅR STORMAKTSTID ÄR ÖVER

VÅRT RIKE BLÖDER, FANAN STÅR I BRAND

[still torrent]

how do you save?

when was this added

[forest falcon]

https://imgur.com/HH2NQIR

[trim copper]

ummmmmmmm

[unreal bay]

Yesterday

At 8:19 pm

[still torrent]

so is there a save game button now?

[sonic cape]

u need a new save

[unreal bay]

Where does it SAY that

[sonic cape]

no u have to do all game again so it is new save

[still torrent]

it SAYS you can save

[unreal bay]

Where

[still torrent]

where it says you need a save file

[sonic cape]

no it doesn't

[unreal bay]

Send a pic

I don't believe it

[sonic cape]

it means u have to do all the game again 😭 if u already have the UC then it will reset if u die and u have to die and go to UC again😭

[still torrent]

those who know:

[unreal bay]

Love this dude

Very helpful

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[empty olive]

bro just out here flexing with his gif perms

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-glitch-video-game-gif-13066328542533420389

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-catherine-gif-4235186954433231625

[sonic cape]

a lot of ppl have it

[sullen sky]

https://tenor.com/view/pedir-pedri-reaction-pedri-observe-gif-3016461492503498570

[wanton portal]

the scythe is easily the worst weapon to be ever added

[sonic cape]

this happens every time i play abyss

[limpid grotto]

right now is trash

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-ok-don't-get-it-al-all-understand-понял-gif-6781975874510575529

[limpid grotto]

sometimes its a blunt sometimes its a sharp

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/mlk-discord-discordians-roles-color-roles-gif-11722443722294906054

[empty olive]

im out here working for my perms

leveling up and shi

doing tricks

[sullen sky]

what yall do about them no role white names

[sonic cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301133900311036004/1306692347777646612/togif.gif

[wanton portal]

the scythe is a farming tool
the only good farming tool weapon is the pitchfork
and you can get around that very easily

[limpid grotto]

they will be judge by the cats they send

[sonic cape]

i won't judge them by role color bc they didn't clic some buttons upon joining

[sweet plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/toe-dip-cold-pool-gif-2839435219854554531

[sullen sky]

having no role is like lacking shoes on your feet

[limpid grotto]

if it is sharp its good, scythe appears to be sharp but it isnt

[bitter path]

I cast pm fan mentioned

[forest falcon]

😭

[sullen sky]

[forest falcon]

why does he speak like that

[sonic cape]

why bodybuilders look like a man in a suit

[sullen sky]

yesss SIRR!

[limpid grotto]

ERREIS

[sonic cape]

just look at this one's neck

[wanton portal]

steroid user
def

[sonic cape]

all of them look like this

[limpid grotto]

they are

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-ogg-trevor-basement-cellar-light-gif-4552491482087067591

[unreal bay]

"you dirty boiiiie"

[unreal bay]

Is that Trevor

[limpid grotto]

probably

I CAN SEND GIFS

[sonic cape]

yes u can

[raven ore]

joy

[sonic cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301133900311036004/1306692347777646612/togif.gif

[wanton portal]

You're a good kid franklin

[limpid grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/frozone-incredibles-chinese-freeze-incredible-gif-13171824998027300471

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-herbert-cat-explosion-radlcies-gif-24722130

[empty olive]

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-12466181296871430644

[limpid grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1278044097596096632/4x.gif

[sonic cape]

yo happy wheels

didn't play it for like 2 years

do they even update it?

[limpid grotto]

idk

i remember that there is a game that is like happy wheels but 3d

[sonic cape]

there are like 2 of them, one is a happy wheels but 3d and other one just looks like happy wheels

[limpid grotto]

tf is my instagram fyp 😭

[unreal bay]

Medieval fights

Katapult

[limpid grotto]

unc got a trebuchet in his backyard

[unreal bay]

Frfrfr

[sonic cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1354198479286702170/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

what is this

am i gonna fight the commoners?

ye

[sonic cape]

but i didn't want to

[sonic cape]

i don't like this sound

[limpid grotto]

same

[sonic cape]

at least they just showed chess

[limpid grotto]

i have one but tarkov

[sullen sky]

where were the men kissing...

[flat widget]

Tarkov mentioned!

[limpid grotto]

WHERE IS THE SAY GEX

[flat widget]

already ingame

[forest falcon]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536

[flat widget]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-tarkov-gif-25678936

[limpid grotto]

thanks

[forest falcon]

anyway

[limpid grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1087100819066867762/1249418096595439687/THIS_SHIT_LACED-1.gif

[runic briar]

https://tenor.com/view/yippie-explosion-gif-12585051434570676675

[limpid grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-punk-gif-26726390

rebecca goted

[stone spade]

watching game changer man I love dropout

[mellow wren]

was goated

[limpid grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205503027264622652/1344906828978585700/thismfso.gif

[frozen hull]

No sibidihighmarshel in discord video?
Foiled again! by my evil twin galaxy high marshal taking my spot

[honest hedge]

We should flay you.

[frozen hull]

And what did I miss why the hell is skibi a blacklisted word 😂😂

[mellow wren]

skibidet

[honest hedge]

Immature twats.

[frozen hull]

Darn it this an act of war

Who caused this, it is my name!

[limpid grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[mellow wren]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-meme-sus-gif-22806251

[limpid grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-thug-hunter-thug-hunters-thugger-thuggin-gif-25386960

[frozen hull]

Next time y'all see ghm ask him what he thinks of rain world watcher

[unreal bay]

I haven't played it yet

[frozen hull]

Yeah me neither I need to finish saint first

[sage anchor]

is there any way to change what audio files play for the screams? I wanna put in different screams for when the people are in pain

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226627771602698316/1277310736158294087/caption-14.gif

[frozen hull]

Lmao that'd be hilarious

[unreal bay]

#modders-guild-hall try asking here

[limpid grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736263750922928239/1245223120109961236/gato.gif

[empty olive]

i think

that i'm about to level up

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

[limpid grotto]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/823629936706453555/1145060894301245541/hush.gif

[silent frigate]

how do I make a save point

also if I die in ultimate challenge do I lose my character

[compact venture]

yeah

[compact venture]

you get sent to the abyss and if you don't die there after some opponents, you basically redeem yourself and keep your character

[silent frigate]

save point how?

[compact venture]

pretty sure game saves when you quit

at least when I quit and went back in-game I still had all my ranks

[plain scroll]

Not any more

[patent plinth]

I'm halfswording it

[idle crest]

Motivation regained

[stone spade]

that was the wrong image but whatever

[honest hedge]

@regal karma

[forest falcon]

revenge

[restive trench]

there aren't cougars in medieval manuscripts!!
i saw it but there aren't cougars in medieval manuscripts
this is millions to one. this is literally millions to one!

[drifting flume]

can someone explain why i keep crashing whenever i kill the 5th enemy as king?

[honest hedge]

Why are you talking about cougars?

[restive trench]

couldn't find the original so here is a repost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVDgpfe1GzY

let me try to find the original which is the one im quoting

here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlxkZOdCNlw

[gentle copper]

any mods on rn?

[sonic cape]

2

if u mean in the chat then idk

[gentle copper]

My account got hacked and my info is being sold. I need someone to ban the account so nobody else gets hacked lol

[sonic cape]

sad

[gentle copper]

Yeah but it's the least of my concerns. The last 3 weeks have been horrible anyway

[sonic cape]

btw enemies in free mode are more friendly

they won't try to tear u apart when u give up

[gentle copper]

lol

I thought this was going to be a joke about how enemies in free mode will be more friendly than life 💀

[honest hedge]

@pearl coral

[gentle copper]

It's called Eggie. ban Eggie

[sonic cape]

u better ping it

and maybe u need proof that it is ur account not just a random guy that u hate

[gentle copper]

I mean how do I prove that

[sonic cape]

idk

mods will ask to prove it anyway

[gentle copper]

I mean it doesn't bother me either way. I've already been hacked 💀

tragic honestly

[jolly relic]

Half C*ck

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[sonic cape]

@lost palm

[jolly relic]

How I really felt:

[sonic cape]

i think it is kinda inapropriate

mods won't be proud of u

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-wolf-alpha-alpha-male-sigma-gif-7323326399948700836

[urban fox]

Didn't know stepping on a knife could cause you to lose your entire foot

[honest hedge]

Also, Pope Innocent II denounced both Crossbows and other bows not only Crossbows.

[forest falcon]

Pope Guilty when?

[jolly relic]

:3

[patent plinth]

How tf do ya'lls accounts even get hacked

[raven ore]

I wanted the free 50 steam dollar giftcard

[gloomy urchin]

hey a free nitro!!

[ashen elbow]

sex

[patent plinth]

💀

[patent plinth]

What

[plain scroll]

They want da 50 bucks

[ashen elbow]

[gloomy urchin]

hi mantits

[patent plinth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1227102596486135869/1353561073198039040/Gagamaru.gif

[plain scroll]

Hi manshits

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hello-moderator-moderator-hello-gif-2229975223207452031

[plain scroll]

Oh hello John UltrakillTM

[sonic cape]

u could just type trade mark symbol in the internet and find it😭

[plain scroll]

Too much effort

[sonic cape]

u could even just ctrl c + ctrl v

[plain scroll]

Too much effort

[sonic cape]

u were typing "Oh hello John UltrakillTM" for like a minute😭 it is easier to just say oh hello and then copy my name

like this

Oh hello 𝔐𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔠

where do i find my screenshots

[midnight void]

this half sword server shit is serious 🚬

[plain scroll]

I tried copying your name. It copied your username because mobile bad. So I just typed it

[sonic cape]

oh

[raven ore]

Since when

[midnight void]

since allways

[raven ore]

halfsword was more nicer bavk then

[frosty stratus]

But he has a point...

[plain scroll]

It was a nicer place 40k members ago

[frosty stratus]

Now its hell.

[midnight void]

i am so lonely all the other willies are scared of me they think i am unstable they send me from tier to tier comitting attrocities in their name

[sonic cape]

i made angry willie screenshot

[queen halo]

bruh i got to baron and killed my character on accident and now im back to beggar😭😭

[sonic cape]

it looks like a good sticker idea

[frosty stratus]

i feel like im about to get molested.

[queen halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-roblox-memes-roblox-meme-funny-memes-gif-9216846677859309738

[midnight void]

u can still use him in free mode dw

[midnight void]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[ashen elbow]

Embed failure

[queen halo]

i didnt even think to check bet

[raven ore]

Yup, no brainrot blacklist and mcwonderbeast wasnt a community manager...

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[gentle copper]

I'm attempting to recover it through an email rn but it's looking unlikely

[queen halo]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-plankton-meme-gif-15640350090336605258

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[gentle copper]

Especially because the account is already disabled

[robust swan]

[queen halo]

yessir

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-resisting-urge-mario-judah-discord-gif-23317319

[still citrus]

we use radmin VPN cause my internet provider is not great and configuring ports on it doesnt work well

[gentle copper]

Honestly I'd have been very worried about the account at any other point in my life but atp I have so much other horrible shit happening to me that my info being sold is actually the least of my concern lol

[nimble ledge]

no body asked

[gentle copper]

thanks bud

[midnight void]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-hiwdoihithim-gif-8728066160097982352

[robust swan]

nutt

[midnight void]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speedy-ishowspeedy-crashout-gif-12313702839187803425

ok this is all you guys get

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12361655654679969287

[sullen folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877702171926339615/1185314050377252864/5263B8D7-2CFC-41B3-85E2-62044F2E9C22_2.gif

[midnight void]

dattebayo!

[sonic cape]

@lost palm

[robust swan]

ill look into it, thhe main problem is my friends all treat computers like black magic so gettinng them to set anything up that isnt basically click and play is super painful lmao

[still citrus]

that's unfortunate

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[sonic cape]

embed fail

[midnight void]

embded fail

[frosty stratus]

iedmeb fael

[midnight void]

embded fail says halfcord (in unison might i add)

[sonic cape]

guys why does my discord rip apart like if i have vsync off? i scroll and half of my discord is in the same place and other half is scrolling

[frosty stratus]

i have the same issue

i guess discord just kys'ed im not sure lol

[sonic cape]

and it fixes if u press windows button yes?