general-catfish-🐱🐟

[marble moon]

r7 5800h, 3060, 16gb ram

[south hatch]

pi

[unreal bay]

Pi

[marble moon]

which like i said are decent parts but throttle very quickly so its worthless to me

cant even undervolt bc amd locks the chipset on laptop cpus

[worn vortex]

Have you tried lower game qualities

[south hatch]

blue cat

[marble moon]

blue cat

[grand bane]

CARDBOARD BOX

[severe condor]

the crete champion is so difficult lömao

[modest cosmos]

how do you find these messages i sent that like half an hour ago

[cobalt shoal]

I just drank water

[grand bane]

Scrolling

[marble moon]

just stab him brah

https://tenor.com/view/deer-leaf-blower-deer-blow-blow-deer-gif-448964530705465565

[modest cosmos]

stop

[elder storm]

I feel quite hungry

[subtle rock]

eat then bro

[cobalt shoal]

Thank you for sharing

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/coolerscooter-hershey2019-norm-hagerty-gif-27252126

[modest cosmos]

dave you are funny

sam you are NOT funny

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/coolcrocs-cool-crocs-rich-rich-folks-rich-people-gif-8737023457473661073

[worn vortex]

What abt chivalry 2

[marble moon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928834250147512372/1054835163936337950/7FD843D8-BDDE-4CCF-890D-C458BC161CC0.gif

[pearl coral]

grete

[cobalt shoal]

grate

[modest cosmos]

crate

[cobalt shoal]

Meow

[unreal bay]

God heavens

[marble moon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313383750352240730/1355049234151247923/AllVideo_01742921214676.mp4?ex=67f6acb1&is=67f55b31&hm=9a732875600c924d80ada809777b537bf9253d317391278c1e5725c16f2f1865&

[modest cosmos]

someone has to make this their pfp

[cobalt shoal]

Nah

I'm good

[modest cosmos]

nobody said you

[cobalt shoal]

You just did

[modest cosmos]

@pearl coral

[modest cosmos]

please dont commit homicide

[cobalt shoal]

I'm trying

[pearl coral]

what

[modest cosmos]

thank you sir

[modest cosmos]

make the cat your pfp

[pearl coral]

no

[modest cosmos]

pls

[cobalt shoal]

Haha

[pearl coral]

no

[unreal bay]

You do that

[modest cosmos]

no my cat is set in stone

[lofty quarry]

Holy crap i just unlocked baron and boy am i glad to be able to beat up lower ranks without even being scratched

[modest cosmos]

Is this the family feud you wanted daddy-o?

[unreal bay]

Why would you cast your cat in stone

[cobalt shoal]

Daddy

[lofty quarry]

But I’m nastier

[modest cosmos]

check his profile

[modest cosmos]

cause its permanent and im not

[marble moon]

i dont think Panko is your cat

[modest cosmos]

i have a black cat

[marble moon]

no panko is the name of the cat in your pfp

[unreal bay]

Why not use that

[modest cosmos]

yes

[unreal bay]

As pfp

[modest cosmos]

i dont have a good camera 😭

my photos are ahh

[median mulch]

When the update

[modest cosmos]

today

[unreal bay]

#updates

[median mulch]

when

[modest cosmos]

it already was

[median mulch]

peak or nah?

[modest cosmos]

got damn

[modest cosmos]

minor update

[median mulch]

is it good?

[modest cosmos]

dude check the updates channel

[median mulch]

Is it worth getting on the game

[modest cosmos]

idk

[cobalt shoal]

Meow

[calm relic]

pardon me .

[sonic solstice]

idk

[modest cosmos]

they fixed lag in abyss

[marble moon]

can i call a drone strike on your house

mane what kind of question is that

[modest cosmos]

are you blind or stupid

[cobalt shoal]

Me too

[calm relic]

blupid

[modest cosmos]

bro joined in

[cobalt shoal]

_ _

[median mulch]

Did they nerd the fucking huge ass sword haver boss

[grand bane]

You have unleashed him. We are doomed

[modest cosmos]

how

[marble moon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828780692703543300/1196383816072306799/Untitled101_20220513202500.gif?ex=67f6e501&is=67f59381&hm=84067da0663b541e6ae42983d02ae7e3e1d2bfcb6027dcec9d1c61f7e0f9d52a&

[cobalt shoal]

Yes

[median mulch]

Wimpy aah

[sterile stone]

I miss when bosses wouldn't surrender

[modest cosmos]

i dont miss that

[calm relic]

giant slayer

[modest cosmos]

wth is that 💔

[unreal bay]

Am scared

[calm relic]

baby killer

[vocal juniper]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[median mulch]

how u do that

[modest cosmos]

HOW DO YALL DO THIS

[sterile stone]

I still want the option to turn off surrender. It's funny when someone loses a limb but gets up for another round

[calm relic]

YEET

deletus this fetus

[modest cosmos]

galaxyhighmarshal is the best vfx/gfx artist we could have

[median mulch]

gatekeeping motherfucker

[vocal juniper]

amoungus

[calm relic]

drags u

[flat epoch]

can the game not fricken crash all the time.. jesus

[unreal bay]

I appreciate it

[modest cosmos]

maybe when its not in demo well see

[modest cosmos]

sir i admire your work

[calm relic]

galaxy you guys couldn't hide the baby and giant variants from us forever

[unreal bay]

Glupp

[median mulch]

Ill swallow ur shit like a bitch with dsl

[flat epoch]

im in the final challenge and its crashing every 5 minutes

[modest cosmos]

HOW

[modest cosmos]

kill him in 5 minutes and youre good

[cobalt shoal]

I lied

[flat epoch]

no i mean the final challenge with the waves..

[calm relic]

half sword enhancer

[modest cosmos]

SPOILER

[flat epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-funny-thanos-gif-22399978

[modest cosmos]

where do i acquire such means of hacking

[cobalt shoal]

Embed fail, laugh at this man

[calm relic]

mmm..

[modest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-belle-image-perms-gif-16211658476521656189

[flat epoch]

😭

[unreal bay]

Ohhhhhhh man

[modest cosmos]

the buttock

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-terminal-montage-gif-16426031046874468459

Cya yall tomorrow

[modest cosmos]

franky knives is sleeping rn

[rancid ether]

i finally got to baron

[calm relic]

kachow

[modest cosmos]

lets wake him 🤑

[modest cosmos]

wow

[rancid ether]

i love how easy it is to slice people in half now

[median mulch]

gatekeeping all ur shit

[modest cosmos]

i hate it its way too easy

[median mulch]

i hope ur pc slow when you play it motherfucker

[calm relic]

please watch my son with due dilligence .

[rancid ether]

i have gotten it a few times by mistake which is kinda unswag

but the shit was near impossible before

[modest cosmos]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26

[unreal bay]

#modders-guild-hall

[modest cosmos]

here it is

[unreal bay]

There

[median mulch]

thank fucking god

[modest cosmos]

every minecraft horror mod ever

[unreal bay]

Guhh

[rancid ether]

enhancer its just cheats

[calm relic]

GO MY CHILDREN

[rancid ether]

what the fuck

[unreal bay]

I feel bad for the fps

[calm relic]

With slow mo it's like 60fps still

[modest cosmos]

windows immediately flagged it as a virus and now its broken

[cobalt shoal]

Unlucky

[modest cosmos]

OMFG I HATE 360 SECURITY ITS HOT ASS

[median mulch]

Wtf is a enchancer launcher

[modest cosmos]

mod

[median mulch]

How i do

[atomic reef]

ddid i just see willie r34 in that video #announcements message

[modest cosmos]

I HATE 360 TOTAL SECURITYY

[atomic reef]

u need every type of religious figure in ur lives

I LOVE 360 TOTAL SECURITYY

[modest cosmos]

what

finally

[cobalt shoal]

God I hate Nexus Mods so much

[sharp anchor]

bro my guy now takes for fucking ever to get up

[cobalt shoal]

I can't even sign into this shit istg

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769140716491767831/816754531505405972/emote-30.gif

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/luccabug-side-eye-cat-luccabug-cats-gif-4837800896815179590

[south hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222212963532800132/1265764644765696082/hello_there.gif

[honest hedge]

https://youtu.be/MVnSFj6XQZY?si=sXqJEPWSQMgPkKG1

[honest hedge]

Cute.

[gloomy crest]

skeedoodle

[trim copper]

go sleep its past your bedtime🪿 (probably)

[worthy ginkgo]

fix your fucking game man every time i win or lose in abyss my game crashes

[median mulch]

which mod is that

[gloomy crest]

yeah u right. and I don’t like it but it’s true.

[wary willow]

Hey there!

I was wondering if there's currently any translation project going on for Half Sword, especially for Turkish.

I'm studying English in Turkey and would love to help out with a Turkish translation if there's a need. I'd be happy to contribute as a volunteer — not only because I really enjoy the game, but also because it would be a valuable experience for me as a language student.

Let me know if there's any way I can help!

[worthy ginkgo]

worng channel

[wary willow]

which one can ı use?

[modest cosmos]

Its really not necessary tbh

[trim copper]

you MUST sleep in your bedtime
wario once didnt listen to that crap and friggin died

[modest cosmos]

theres nothing to translate

maybe steam page

[trim copper]

not really

[worthy ginkgo]

well i cant find another channel

[modest cosmos]

who tf is billy flowers

[trim copper]

i dont think translation is planned

[worthy ginkgo]

maybe modmail or something

[wary willow]

It is always better to experience a ui in your own language

[wary willow]

thank you so much

[median mulch]

is billy flowers ur real name

[worthy ginkgo]

yes

[median mulch]

😭

[wary willow]

I don't know too. I can't find any information about a translation project, and I have a question.

[worthy ginkgo]

why wouldnt it be

and why is ther a 5 second slowmode

[gloomy crest]

WHEN I SAY MINE, YOU SAY CRAFT

MINE

[trim copper]

you can ask in #1047240101152960525

[gloomy crest]

CRAFT

[warped quarry]

If I punch a willie too hard can I snap his neck 💔🥀

[worthy ginkgo]

GET OUT!!😂

[gloomy crest]

[warped quarry]

real...

[wary willow]

Thanks mate!

[trim copper]

select the question tag

[trim copper]

no

[worthy ginkgo]

what do i need to do to get a content creator role

like channel stats

[trim copper]

its pretty obvious

just ask a mod

[gloomy crest]

bleh

[median mulch]

whatever mod you have i hope its a virus

[gloomy crest]

is that septicjackeye

[worthy ginkgo]

yes

[trim copper]

what did living dead girllrll mean by this

[fierce hearth]

are his feet big or is it just the angle

[white prawn]

SCROUNDEL

[gloomy crest]

a question to wonder for another century

[vivid topaz]

i know what you are

[rugged holly]

wow gauntlet mode is hard af

[pearl laurel]

is the character you play as genuinely sped? just a question.

[lime harness]

hawwo goofy goobers :3

[lime harness]

prolly

I mean this is medieval europe so he's probably illiterate at the very least

[rancid ether]

only if you are

[agile helm]

go back to #1270577738826256536

[crystal tundra]

i keep getting fatal error 😦

[shadow rock]

Yeah it's the game

Idk when it'll get fixed though

[near sundial]

wheel kicks / roundhouse kicks wuld b cool Ya

[crystal tundra]

soon TM

[quiet sun]

My friend #1270577738826256536 exists for a reason

[grim pine]

Author's barely disguised fetish

[dawn bay]

fetish for a critical structural part of your body that without it you would have zero integrity

[grim pine]

One of the most common fetishes I'm blursed to have, but I wouldn't post about it in general lol

[shadow rock]

Ok now I'm wondering do people actually have a fetish for willies shit or feet because I've heard about it and I find it difficult to believe

[dawn bay]

shit.. ?

[grim pine]

SHIT?

[shadow rock]

Yeah someone told me about a Willie poop fetish or something

[dawn bay]

what the fuck

[grim pine]

Is that like a mod, or wtf lmao

[unkempt zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1007825478498914344/1330767344905228298/tWItyQUU.gif

[cobalt shoal]

Lost all of my progress because I stepped on a god damn spear

[shadow rock]

Idk all I was told about it was not to discuss it around the mods or they'll get pissed off

[dawn bay]

horror

[cobalt shoal]

I didn't even step on it, it was like a homing missile and just flung towards my leg

Rigged

[shadow rock]

I nearly lost my progress when my WHOLE arm was chopped off I did manage to hold g before I died though

[grim pine]

Alright, I'll stop asking lmao

[shadow rock]

Yeah there's something about it we probably both don't wanna know probably idk

[shadow rock]

Nah it was just a spear missile

[cobalt nymph]

on god the metal gloves on spoil in peasant mode crashes you game no matter the cause

[lethal temple]

guys please disregard what @Jer said he's braindead and doesn't know ball

what it didn't ping him

@frank wadi

[cobalt shoal]

I get so far, but it's always ended by some dumbass cutting my arm off

[shadow rock]

What did he say

[lethal temple]

idk I think he said the game was shit like a few days ago

just hadda let yall know

[shadow rock]

He most likely said it due to the game crashing over and over again

[lethal temple]

no he's just trash

yeah he couldnt get past the first boss im looking at it now

[shrewd surge]

games trash

[dim berry]

no you

[lethal temple]

get a load of this guy

[true shoal]

fatal error on berserk mode 😦

[shadow rock]

I'm pretty sure the devs are working on it rn

[true shoal]

whats the hardest boss for u guys? for me its boss 3 with the sword

[shadow rock]

For me it was the guy with a large shield and mace

[regal karma]

i'm here

[lucid geyser]

Beautiful.

[heady current]

agreed

[spark quartz]

I fought that dude once, I feel like it would be easy with a long weapon to hit his head I think the most difficult one for me was the guy with the longsword

You get zero ranged weapons when you're fighting bro

[shadow rock]

I find the longsword guy to be one of the easier bosses probably because I was using a similar weapon though

[spark quartz]

I mean I was using a sword too but he has range advantage and since swords are shaper than the finest point of obsidian closing the distance can be risky

[trim copper]

HELLO SILLY HEAD

[shadow rock]

True I find the scythe boss to be more difficult though

[spark quartz]

YOOO WHAT UP MANTUSSY

[crisp lion]

The game keeps crashing for me

[trim copper]

the sky

[shadow rock]

Rip early beta scythe boss

[spark quartz]

Honestly the two handed axe makes quick work of bro

[noble badge]

Commoner boss is the hardest imo because he's tho only boss you can't out-range

The meta for everyone else is just bring a longer stick

[spark quartz]

That and the shaft of the scythe also does tremendous damage

[noble badge]

No that's peasant boss

[spark quartz]

That's been the meta for real life too bro

[shadow rock]

Damn I just now noticed I never use any of the axes except on the peasant rank

[spark quartz]

Oh mb

[noble badge]

Yeah

[spark quartz]

Honestly the axe for peasant is like the only good one tbh

[cobalt shoal]

God I could use a drink right about now

[noble badge]

Long stick meta breaks down on the more armored tiers but it can easily get you to man at arms

[shadow rock]

[spark quartz]

The axes for the other classes feel like they don't do much imo

[shadow rock]

Getting the Baron is one of the best accomplishments anyone can make fr

[cobalt shoal]

And I got a fatal crash lol... this game is amazing

[spark quartz]

Honestly after commoner the games kinda easy

Because you actually get range 💀

[cobalt shoal]

Every time I play this game I feel like I'm going to get a hernia

[cedar igloo]

is it just me, or are blunt weapons not as good compared to some bladed weapons, especially swords

[cobalt shoal]

Because swords cut and blunt weapons don't

Easy

But blunt weapons come in clutch against the fully armored enemies

[cedar igloo]

fair

[lethal comet]

Me when williana is added (female Willie)

It should be a female body, but Willie’s man face on it

[glossy vault]

if she isnt shirtless the devs are cowards

(not the developer reading this youre big and strong)

[lethal comet]

Fr

[glossy vault]

I propose the name wendy

[lethal comet]

I like williana

Willie is RIGHT there

[glossy vault]

[glossy vault]

Wendie and Willie rolls of the tongue easier i think

more phonetically similar too

[woeful obsidian]

this is like so awsome sauce

[glossy vault]

what in gods name is this

[spark quartz]

Crapassholes

[jolly relic]

I finally did it guys

i reached militia

[woeful obsidian]

a 2.99 steam game

[glossy vault]

holy peak

[woeful obsidian]

is what it is

[spark quartz]

It gets easy now bro

[glossy vault]

polearms bro

[jolly relic]

The Commoner Boss is a pain in the ass

But when u get a clue of how to use 2h Sword for far and close combat

its fine

[glossy vault]

go for weapons that resemble a long stick with something sharp on the end and youre golden

just like real life lol

[jolly relic]

brooooooo the polearm with the stingers all over it

[spark quartz]

LMAO

[jolly relic]

WTF the enemies are onehit

[spark quartz]

Yes the pole stingy weapon

[last whale]

OMG SILLY HEAD HI

[jolly relic]

Yall such sillywillys

[spark quartz]

SHIZZY MY FRIEND HELLO

[glossy vault]

Is the fuck off stick based on a real weapon

I had an arguement with my partner over if it was fictional or not

[spark quartz]

They're all based on real weapons 💀

[glossy vault]

HAHA

I win the arguement lets GO

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[spark quartz]

You def came from caseoh huh

[glossy vault]

caseoh played half sword????

I came from mordhau

[spark quartz]

Yeah he did

[jolly relic]

I have to put the Graphics Settings down. Small Buhart on Epic Settings brings my pc at its limits

[spark quartz]

HOW DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS GAME BRO 😭

[jolly relic]

too many shiny amor

[spark quartz]

It's literally made to be accurate 😭

[glossy vault]

I just finished moving across the planet

[severe pine]

they need to add sandbox

[jolly relic]

i rushed through Militia 😭 @spark quartz

Im now at Soldier

[spark quartz]

Very good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1355589829227839569/0f8e1565-988a-4915-851d-f3b08f89fa50.gif

[amber hare]

Buburst with the baron are fun because they all attack you

[cobalt shoal]

[chilly token]

bro I just got the baron and accidently pushed my character in the main menu

lost everything 💔

[last whale]

Laugh at this person

[cobalt shoal]

Unlucky

[young sparrow]

awooga slaps nee gon gon gon bangs head irrationally *wistle at high then to low frequencie

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-drool-gif-24399822

[elder lintel]

restore your backup save

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[cobalt shoal]

Embed fail

Bwahaha

[young sparrow]

may knowlwedge and insight replace where rage might thrive

[fallen nest]

Is there still a difference between play test and demo?

[cobalt shoal]

Sure

[jolly relic]

And now veteran lmao

[fallen nest]

Oh
What’s the difference?

[jolly relic]

Polearms

[cobalt shoal]

Yes

[fallen nest]

._.

[cobalt shoal]

I'm glad I could help

[young sparrow]

beat the golden kinght guy with a pitchfork peasant (second strongest character after willy)

[fallen nest]

Wo

Wp

[young sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-cute-gif-11302611567449714689

[fallen nest]

No but fr what are the differences between demo and play test
Or where could I look it up?

[young sparrow]

merde

[white prawn]

Thr demo is updated, the playtest is not

The demo has gauntlet mode and abyss, the playtest doesn't.

[fallen nest]

Ahh so demo > playtest?

[cobalt shoal]

Embed fail!!! Laugh at this user!!!

[white prawn]

But the demo makes some computers crash

[fallen nest]

I see thank you sm

[white prawn]

I've seen alot of people with 40s crash but 10s not crash

[elder lintel]

In the playtest you can stand up, in the demo you can't

[white prawn]

SO REAL

[fallen nest]

Idk I’m playing the demo on a 4090 and it works like a charm

[cobalt shoal]

Actually real

[fallen nest]

LMAO

[young sparrow]

merde

i feel hate for i embed with no purpose

[elder lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-cactus-ad-gif-13262106038153995086
how it feels to get bumped in the head and fall over in demo

[cobalt shoal]

Reach level 2 or something

I forgot

[young sparrow]

❌

[white prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1358584023923818782/ezgif-4fac7ce8289a46.gif

[wraith zenith]

god damn dude who ever hit you must of been personal

[lethal comet]

I’m so lonely.
All the other half-sworders cant fight me.
No one know wants multiplayer like me.
No one wants to be my opponent,
They think I have high expectations.
They sent me to abyss to abyss committing horrible executions in their name.
And as I get better at it.
They avoid me
More
And
More
And more.
I am a victim of my own success.

WILLIE

I don’t even get a good name.
Just a meme.
I am capable of so much more and no one sees it.
Some days I feel so bad at the gauntlet I could cry
But I don’t.
I never do.
Bc what would be the point?
No one would care.
Nothing would change.
Take this to your grave

[white prawn]

no copy pasta please:(

[last whale]

1984

[lethal comet]

I just typed that, it’s the conquest speech if it was willie

[lofty kindle]

Demo used to only be the Abyss game mode, Playtest was only the arena game mode without progression. On April 1st we combined the build into on and implemented the progression system.

The abyss now functions as a second chance to return to life after dying in the gauntlet progression mode

[white prawn]

new copy pasta just dropped

[white prawn]

mods pin this fr

[lofty wolf]

Idk if I missed an announcement, is the playtest not available anymore? when i tried to play it says its not released

[zenith dirge]

rhubarb

[white prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1358584023923818782/ezgif-4fac7ce8289a46.gif

I'm just going to post lagtrain everytime someone asks this question

[lofty kindle]

#announcements message

[cobalt shoal]

Spinach

[lethal comet]

I did it

I made that

[zenith dirge]

wtf is that?

[lethal comet]

Ong tho

[white prawn]

The gif that was above the message

[lofty wolf]

my bad for not scrolling up lol I just seen the video and moved on

[zenith dirge]

oK BUT WHAT IS IT!

[jolly relic]

And i went from Epic Settings to High cuz Epic Settings make this game a framedrop fest as soon there are more than 3 people

[white prawn]

A song

[cobalt shoal]

It's a gif

[zenith dirge]

oh ok

[fallen nest]

It’s genuinely awesome
I can’t wait to back you guys on kickstarter.!

[zenith dirge]

i aint interested though

[jolly relic]

Is there any difference between Epic and High settings

[white prawn]

It's an entire music video compressed into a gif

[white prawn]

High makes your computer hot, Epic makes it explode

[cobalt shoal]

And Cinematic is unplayable

[lofty kindle]

There is no plan to launch the Kickstarter at this time. It merely serves as free advertisement. In the summer of 2024 we partnered with Game Seer who is funding development until Early Access.

[cobalt shoal]

I get max 30 fps

[jolly relic]

Yea like i said the epic settings bring my pc in its knees when there are more than 3-4 People and especially when they have shiny armor

[keen kite]

brainrot

[jolly relic]

Small Buhart was unplayable

[keen kite]

ts pmo

ts ts

[subtle rock]

where the mods at

[wraith zenith]

its only for screenshots

[jolly relic]

But beating Commoner once, then its getting easy with Polearms 😭

[elder lintel]

#modders-guild-hall

[lethal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/vhs-glitch-gif-25891045

[subtle rock]

i mean moderators goofball

[ivory fjord]

That is very nice of them 🙂

[keen kite]

@subtle rock

[lethal comet]

My frames when there’s more than two people on my game:

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/edgeworth-ace-attorney-big-brain-gif-5363889720252618555

[jolly relic]

I was 3-4 Hours in Commoner and Militia, Soldier and Veteran been like 20 Minutes all together

[ivory fjord]

My frames:

[torn willow]

so pissed off that i will literally never be able to play this game again - i’ve tried all 18 fixes and not one of them has worked, fuck this

[keen kite]

fuck this

[cobalt shoal]

Especially in full armor, shit gets me tweaking

[jolly relic]

💀 my frames when Epic Settings and more than 2 People

[keen kite]

SKulll

Skull emoji

[white prawn]

you want... PLAYTEST files??

[jolly relic]

I want Tuna Salad

[white prawn]

I got... PLAYTEST files

[ivory fjord]

Same kekw I don't remember the last time I crashed

[torn willow]

i want the actual demo to fucking work

[white prawn]

fach you

[lofty kindle]

They are a great team of people who love Half Sword as much as everyone else here. We really lucked out.

[white prawn]

#1047240101152960525

stop complaining here and complain there

[torn willow]

already done that, got no attention

[jolly relic]

I had a fatal error today

[ivory fjord]

:3 here's to moar success in any case

[white prawn]

do it... again. :D

[torn willow]

lol i’m living my life on repeat at this point

[ivory fjord]

Damn, probably the gore n stuff then. That seems to be the trigger

[white prawn]

actually..

[jolly relic]

Its getting easy after Commoner

the worst boss is seriously the Commoner Boss imo

[torn willow]

i get a fatal error every time i try and load the game

[fallen nest]

Oh..

[jolly relic]

I got it after playin a lot without break

[ivory fjord]

Did you update ur driver's lol

[jolly relic]

but else it works fine

[torn willow]

at least you can load it

[worldly vapor]

my willie did a literal frontflip max payne dive after tripping on NOTHING wtf

[torn willow]

i’ve watched a 5 minute video with every possible fix and none has worked

[elder lintel]

scale down all damage, especially knockdown damage, by like 15%

[jolly relic]

PoleArms with Stingy things on it is my fave weapon

[cedar igloo]

woah lagtrain!

[ivory fjord]

Ok sooo did you update your drivers

[stiff girder]

bto can the fist fight npc be harder like im barley swinging and i just destroy them easily

[torn willow]

thought that should be obvious but yes

[jolly relic]

But yea Half Sword is kinda addicting. At first i thought the Playtest is annoying but the Demo is fun

[torn willow]

the playtest was the best

[white prawn]

jelly lefs

jelly legs fuckkk

[jolly relic]

I dont like the Abyss

[hollow crane]

[ivory fjord]

Unfortunately, no it wasn't obvious. A simple yes or no would have sufficed. Good luck with the game I guess lol

[jolly relic]

Tuna Legs

[white prawn]

I still have the playtest and I'm keeping the playtest

[torn willow]

yeah tragically i’m gonna have to sit and watch until they release the game in full and maybe it’ll work then, but that’s not anytime soon so

[ivory fjord]

You can turn damage down against NPCs in the game settings to make it harder :p

[torn willow]

i didn’t delete my playtest files but they seem to be gone

[jolly relic]

fist play is one of the most fun aspects to me

click both mouse buttons and just shake the mouse

[stiff girder]

its not just that but they dont hit as much as they use to and it makes it way to easy

[jolly relic]

its like streetfight

[slender swallow]

is their a best faction out of all?

[jolly relic]

i took England for less damage

[elder lintel]

I'm on the last rush and it's literally falling down simulator

[cobalt shoal]

Best faction is the good one

Obviously

[ivory fjord]

Less random flailing and more fighting, I'm sure they'll get better at it as the game ai is tweeked

[jolly relic]

But also when u kinda get the clue how 2h and Polearms work with Right mouse button

its easy too

Grabbing enemy is weak tho 😠

[torn willow]

WAIT WTF IT STARTED WORKING

HOLY SHIT AFTER A WEEK OF TRYING TO FIX IT ITS FUCKING WORKING???

[cobalt shoal]

Fatal error incoming

[white prawn]

See? Complaining over and over always works if you complain enough

[torn willow]

SEE YOU GET IT

[torn willow]

hey at least it opened!!!!

[cobalt shoal]

Mhm

[white prawn]

You're going to crash once you beat the final boss, no, the FIRST boss

[cobalt shoal]

Going to crash trying to beat the first Willie

Unlucky

[wraith zenith]

dude with the helmet and nothing else?

[cobalt shoal]

Yh

[spark quartz]

McWonderYeast hello

[viral prism]

this game still crashing my pc 💔

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/mitskidiamandis-dog-looking-around-cute-gif-22736189

[wraith zenith]

pick up the knife on the floor and hug him/stab him to death making grab his arm with your other hand

[cobalt shoal]

Talking about the Zach dude not me lol

I'm basically a pro already

[wraith zenith]

oh

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-catbitcord-cat-cat-meme-cat-explosion-gif-17827142058596640794

[jolly relic]

Looks like my little dog :3

[elder lintel]

FUCK

[deep spade]

real

[elder lintel]

Traced the crash back to this function:

hasPlayerFallenOverInLastTwoMinutes() {

if False:
  Crash();
else:
  continue;
}

[cobalt shoal]

Fatal error!!!! Laugh at this person!!!

Haha!!!!!!

[deep spade]

bro this game hated me yesterday when i tried to get baron

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[deep spade]

i was blessed and actually got it after too much effort

[elder lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034963505566203994/1087892694015156274/SmartSelect_20230321_181525.gif

[quiet sun]

This is real and has been confirmed by the techs over in #1270577738826256536, it’s legit.

[red haven]

Muskets yet?

[quiet sun]

Hotfix will be rolled out along with the thigh high stockings patch next Monday

[quiet sun]

Muskets ain’t medieval bub

[vague tinsel]

I had that problem to dude

[worldly vapor]

is it just me or is damage resistance on enemies way higher during the ultimate challenge? I cut a dude's hand off and he kept coming at me

[red haven]

Welp, see you in the next 100 years.

[deep spade]

imagine handgunne as an april fools weapon

[stone anvil]

Muskets ain’t medieval bub

[worldly vapor]

they said they will add handgonne and early arquebus

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-gif-10848725564625760631

[deep spade]

god trying to aim them will be a pain

[vague tinsel]

YO that would be a good april fools update for once

[quiet sun]

There’s a chance we get one regardless. They’re in period, even early arquebuses

[last whale]

HOLY FUCK, IT'S RALI

[quiet sun]

RALIIIIIII

[stone anvil]

Muskets ain’t medieval bub

[elder lintel]

are you sure

[quiet sun]

HOLY FICKING SHIT

[spark quartz]

Holy shit rali I forgot you were alive

[red haven]

See you in 200 years...

[stone anvil]

Muskets ain’t medieval bub

[drowsy finch]

You were given requests, you were given feedback, you were given more leeway than most, and yet I find my billhook lacking.

[vague tinsel]

Oh my God theres a chance?

[drowsy finch]

hello :)

[uneven ibex]

HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE FPS COUNTER AGAIN

[stone anvil]

Muskets ain’t medieval bub

[drowsy finch]

I do too sometimes <3

[last whale]

HI SHEEP LADY

[stone anvil]

Muskets ain’t medieval bub

[quiet sun]

Id say by 1.0 there’s a 50% chance that a firearm of some kind makes it into the game.

[drowsy finch]

Aug 17 2024, gotsta remember that date

[red haven]

Okay, can we have the chinese hand cannon?

[uneven ibex]

how do you turn off the yellow fps counter

[deep spade]

ngl id love a good modding community

[stone anvil]

Muskets ain’t medieval bub

[drowsy finch]

sheep update is soon

[deep spade]

ik there already is one but its just trainers

[red haven]

Okay... im not talkin bout muskets...

[deep spade]

the welshmen will enjoy this

[drowsy finch]

Indubitibly

[vague tinsel]

LETSSSSS GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, also one of your devs is strangely attracted to me for some reason.

[drowsy finch]

THank christ I didnt have to ask for my perms back

[cobalt shoal]

Is that a sheep?

[gloomy urchin]

100k members with like 15 people at best being in chat

[drowsy finch]

My bit would've been ruined

[last whale]

Mr. Frank?

[drowsy finch]

in theory

[cobalt shoal]

Hell yeah I'm a genius

[vague tinsel]

Yes

[quiet sun]

My devs? I don’t work here I’m just a freak. Which one tho?

[drowsy finch]

Yes! You are! :D

[vague tinsel]

Frank check the mentions of ralp

[quiet sun]

LMFAO FRANKY

[vague tinsel]

I think it was a joke..... I hope

[pearl coral]

hi

[cobalt shoal]

Holy moly, never been complimented before. I think this calls for a drink

[last whale]

Hi Sam

[red haven]

Hello sam, welcome back to the mortal realm.

[deep spade]

imagine hidden blade update lol

[drowsy finch]

heya :)

[quiet sun]

Dwip

[pearl coral]

yeah

[quiet sun]

Yeah he’s the lead dev, the founder of Half Sword Games, and the original creator of Half Sword. Whole thing started as a college project iirc.

[elder lintel]

Did he major in falling over

[quiet sun]

Something like that

[red haven]

Are we .. getting this def medival weapon right here? I cant send images. Oh well.

[pearl coral]

describe it

[ivory fjord]

I hope we get jousting then :p

[drowsy finch]

holy shit its horse vincible

[red haven]

a hand cannon

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsapp-hl2-halflife2-gordonfreeman-gif-4476561939831071209

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1327510302274879529/caption.gif

Willie

[red haven]

A stick with a tube on the end

[pearl coral]

mehhhhhhh

[red haven]

What time is this game based in? The earliest firearms, using matchlocks (where a burning match ignited the gunpowder), appeared in the 14th century.

[unkempt zodiac]

1450-1470

[red haven]

tbh I just want to sniper elite kill cam willie.

[red haven]

No way

[unkempt zodiac]

yes way

[quiet sun]

Yes way. Mid to late 15th century in the HRE, specifically southern Germany.

[gloomy urchin]

are we getting flintlocks???

[red haven]

No

[quiet sun]

Not quite flintlocks yet, no.

[red haven]

God no. thats the 16th

[quiet sun]

At the latest, early arquebuses.

[red haven]

We can get the Chinese fire lance

[ivory fjord]

Weren't those things wildly inaccurate

If they are then I'm all for it

[quiet sun]

They weren’t sniper rifles, but they weren’t laughable.

[pearl coral]

good way to put it

[red haven]

True yes, good way to put it.

[ivory fjord]

Will y'all add more knives to the game? I wanna see my cleaver get added lol

[red haven]

Heilongjiang hand cannon from 1288.

[ivory fjord]

Well not MY cleaver, but a clever

[quiet sun]

I’d hope to one day see a bollocks dagger in the game lmfao

[pearl coral]

but that's chinese

[red haven]

Im going to china.

[quiet sun]

Fuckin turkeys in my yard

[stone anvil]

Muskets ain’t medieval bub

[ivory fjord]

Maybe as a boss weapon lol

[gloomy urchin]

fatass birds

[quiet sun]

Frfr

[cobalt shoal]

Throw rocks at them

[quiet sun]

Meanie

[gloomy urchin]

yyou should keep one as a pet

[ivory fjord]

Throw a can of cranberry sauce at em

That'll send a message

[unkempt zodiac]

invite one for thanksgiving

[cobalt shoal]

Just a suggestion

[red haven]

Why not pull out your comfortable 14th century great sword?

That will take care of the birds.

[quiet sun]

were there any 14th century “great swords”?

Thought they were all mostly later period weapons.

[ivory fjord]

Would keep just about anything out of the yard :p

[unkempt zodiac]

did they invent the not-so-great sword before the great sword

[red haven]

idk, I didnt research

[pearl coral]

no

[gloomy urchin]

long

[red haven]

Im a fool.

[pearl coral]

greatswords are a very late 15th century thing and onward

[cobalt shoal]

Aren't we all

[ivory fjord]

Fools with machines made to make us look smart

[red haven]

Fools with machines kill people.

[quiet sun]

OSHA moment

[ivory fjord]

Whatever it takes to make us the most money lol

[gloomy urchin]

do not the politics

[cobalt shoal]

And that's why America is the best!!!

[gloomy urchin]

do NOT

[ivory fjord]

I did not hit her I did not

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-ultimate-custom-night-fnaf-ucn-ucn-freddy-fazbear-gif-17375723349150974468

[drowsy finch]

what about the lame sword :(

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dies-thwomp-mario-64-mario-64-thwomp-death-gif-14049040339050574490

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tungtung-tungtungtung-sahur-tungtungtungsahur-tungtungsahur-gif-6699270143817937548

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-cat-sus-cat-suspicious-cat-suspicious-gif-14666859353905804588

[limpid prawn]

RALI RETURNS 😄

[torn willow]

probably a common question but how do you unlock the baron tier for free mode or can’t you

[limpid prawn]

you gotta get it in gauntlet

burn through all of gauntlet and its unlocked after

[torn willow]

does that then unlock it for free mode?

[limpid prawn]

yeah

[torn willow]

ahh okay, thanks

[pearl coral]

tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1339345951516524716/caption.gif

[limpid prawn]

Sam i have a new style i've been testing out

using left hand to grab onto willies wrist and then cleaving his legs with a falchion

its very effective and fun

man i love falchions

[zinc moth]

Is it over if i get into the abyss after i lose a fight? Or can I somehow get out of it

[sleek heart]

man cannot remake himself without suffering for he is both the marble and the sculptor

[limpid prawn]

if you die in abyss im pretty sure you lose that character

[zinc moth]

Ik

But Can i get out of it somehow

[sleek heart]

yeah

[zinc moth]

How

[sleek heart]

you keep fighting

[honest hedge]

What?

[sleek heart]

eventually you get a boss and if you defeat him you return with your points reset to zero

[cobalt shoal]

Gold gold gold

[remote ledge]

remember: any rank is fist play if you have the confidence

[zinc moth]

that first champion boss?

[elder lintel]

I'm worried this could be the end of Half Sword

[honest hedge]

Oh, gambling.

[worldly vapor]

FAAAAKE NEEEEEEWS

[cobalt shoal]

First mistake is trusting IGN

[sleek heart]

iunno, you get a boss at some point and if you defeat him you get returned to whatever rank you were with your points at 0

[cobalt shoal]

The 7/10 guys or whatever

[zinc moth]

Ok ty

[remote ledge]

lmfao faker than that homie's gf who said he had a girlfriend who went to a different school back in elementary

[elder lintel]

I'll be waiting for official confirmation, but it may be best to delete the falling over code just in case

[worldly vapor]

no its not real

[sleek heart]

that has to be satire

[worldly vapor]

"the falling over code"

its obviously a joke about how willie falls over too easily

[elder lintel]

You'd think it's a joke, but EA might not think it's so funny

[cobalt shoal]

Lmao

[worldly vapor]

i ltierally looked it up it has 0 google results

[elder lintel]

try binging it

[worldly vapor]

look it up on netscape

[drowsy finch]

yeah but it cant hook

Damn it clipped wweird

[spark quartz]

Rali

[drowsy finch]

damn its all broke </3

[drowsy finch]

Howdy

[spark quartz]

You missed it bro @dim lion said this

[halcyon quarry]

do you have to kill everyone youve killed again to escape the abyss?

[sleek heart]

no

[limber flax]

you just gotta beat like 5 guys and then the boss you last fought

[halcyon quarry]

oh

[unreal bay]

Long time no see

[drowsy finch]

Howdy hi hi :)

[unreal bay]

Hihihihi

[cobalt shoal]

Still waiting for that

[spark quartz]

Fr 😔

[forest juniper]

sup motherfuckers

theres ralk

[unreal bay]

You introduced yourself like a bad smelly fart

[worldly vapor]

can someone send frankknives a telegram telling him to make us fall down less

[cobalt shoal]

No

[unreal bay]

Trip less ez fix

[cobalt shoal]

Just remove your legs, can't trip without legs

[worldly vapor]

I just got headbutted in ultimate challenge and died

[sharp raptor]

this is such a fun game

it's like advanced qwop

[unreal bay]

I love noita

[sharp raptor]

also an incredibly fun game

[unreal bay]

Agreedd

[worldly vapor]

what r u supposed to do in ultimate challenge if u run int oa guy with a spear, its just over

[sharp raptor]

is there a big difference between the demo and playtest?

[unreal bay]

Same

[cobalt shoal]

Dodge

[sharp raptor]

i saw the playtest was merged with the demo and i've only used the playtest

[forest juniper]

bein rich my superpower

[violet garden]

Attune with sunspot fluctuations

[cobalt shoal]

Game name?

[unreal bay]

Auto deth of focus, and f stops

[sleek heart]

big willie

[cobalt shoal]

Thank you

[sleek heart]

anytime sir

[unreal bay]

And low www fov

Backup the cam

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/think-thinking-let-me-think-gif-15381474267789101755

[cobalt shoal]

Shhh

[forest juniper]

prototype

[forest juniper]

DAMN

[drowsy finch]

Does this look okay?

[lunar fulcrum]

Could there be PVP?

[forest juniper]

it looks sick

[sharp raptor]

alex mercer jumpscare

[unreal bay]

RTX

[limpid prawn]

rali how do you feel about this kill

[forest juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/prototype-alexviralmercer-alex-mercer-eyes-gif-12588904

[indigo hare]

#faq

[sharp raptor]

need prototype three in my life like the flu shot 🙏 🙏

[drowsy finch]

Impossible to pull off

[unreal bay]

NSFW willie

[forest juniper]

i havent played any of them 😦 but i watched lore videos

[drowsy finch]

... I fucked up the stab a lot

[drowsy finch]

I hope he's okay

[cobalt shoal]

Aw, he's so happy

Smile for the camera

[indigo hare]

By the gods rali

[unreal bay]

He is lost a brain cell

[sharp raptor]

they're like four cents on steam or GOG during sales, i recommend both of the games

[indigo hare]

Also hi 😎

[forest juniper]

i'll keep in mind dawg been lookin for new games to get into

[sharp raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/prototype-video-game-open-world-throw-toss-gif-15008446048758988652

[forest juniper]

get fucked

[sharp raptor]

embed fail

[cobalt shoal]

Embed fail!!! Hahaha!!!

[forest juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-bro-really-seriously-gif-27412058

[icy hatch]

this community rocks

[forest juniper]

you rock randy savage

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/not-everyone-has-an-iphone-gif-7021079305409267183

[worldly vapor]

omg i fcking hate ultimate challenge its so luck based

[sharp raptor]

macho man randy fkin savage

do i need like

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/rocks-rock-beach-beachrocks-background-gif-25889726

[icy hatch]

😉

[forest juniper]

"HULKAMANIA IS A SMALL GRAIN OF SAND IN THE DESERT THAT IS MACHO MADNESS"

[pearl coral]

this week is either going to kill me or temper my spirit into something never before seen

[sharp raptor]

level five for embeds

[forest juniper]

hard

[lunar fulcrum]

This right here is why this game has the best gore system

[cobalt shoal]

Ultimate challenge is 50% stepping on a random ass sword and 50% fatal error

[sharp raptor]

me in 1648 during the defence of prague

[worldly vapor]

I got hit in the stomach with an axe (non lethally) and then fell over a whole ass 5 seconds later for no reason

[forest juniper]

internal bleeding

[cobalt shoal]

I got stabbed once, and my Willie stopped working

Rigged

[limpid prawn]

probably because you got hit in the fucking stomach with an axe?

[worldly vapor]

Non lethally.

It hit with the flat

[forest juniper]

internal bleeding

[cobalt shoal]

How in the fuck do you get hit in the stomach non lethally by an axe??

[limpid prawn]

that does not matter??

its a fucking axe dude even if it doesnt kill you its gonna fuck your shit up

[lunar fulcrum]

[worldly vapor]

Yeah it absolutely does considering it hit no bones, no leg, and no head, no motor control

[forest juniper]

an axe is half a sledgehammer

[limpid prawn]

again, its a fucking axe

its going to hurt you if it hits you

[lunar fulcrum]

<—— look at this funny looking goober

[worldly vapor]

yeah it did hurt but it wont make me fall over

[forest juniper]

you prolly just glitched n fell i do it alot

[cobalt shoal]

Do you want to test that?

[forest juniper]

the giant rat is angry tonight

[limpid prawn]

apparently it would

[limber flax]

the proper way of playing half sword

[sharp raptor]

well look, usually if you get hit in the abdominal region, you're likely to collapse, especially if you're hit in the liver

[forest juniper]

looks like a windows xp game

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938876734634332291/951481324726779914/horse.gif

[forest juniper]

willies adventure

[worldly vapor]

the thing is it wasnt immediate, I was okay for like 4 seconds but then fell over so it was weird

[drowsy finch]

popped him like a bottle

[sharp raptor]

that is usually what happens when you are hit in the liver, it can take a couple seconds

[obsidian prawn]

Lmao

[worldly vapor]

😡

[drowsy finch]

@limpid prawn I like this one

[cobalt shoal]

I think he died, I dunno

[worldly vapor]

what are you pressing to do this

[cobalt shoal]

X

[limpid prawn]

good shit

im falchion fan rn

[onyx pilot]

hello there half sworders

[limpid prawn]

im still getting used to grabbing but its fun

[drowsy finch]

The button...

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-talking-gif-16041412329124270241

No you aren't

[limpid prawn]

im gonna gut you

[worldly vapor]

so rude!

[cobalt shoal]

Unlucky

[drowsy finch]

I like whatever the hell this is

[limpid prawn]

looks like a polehammer

[cobalt shoal]

I've literally been nice to you, what did I do to deserve this??

Smh my head bro

You're lucky I'm a nice guy, pal

[maiden stag]

ts pmo

[sleek heart]

ts pmo?

[cobalt shoal]

Executed.

[sullen garnet]

Anyone got tips for the commoner boss fight? The one with the big sword that seems to instant destroy the playable character with a touch?

[regal karma]

you just need to get one good parry and you can get at his bits

[sullen garnet]

my problem is trying to get close to him. If it even grazes me the character goes to mimir

[drowsy finch]

looming

[sullen garnet]

Wut

[regal karma]

WOMAN IS BACK?

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-pensive-invincible-lemme-break-it-down-for-you-mark-gif-14883177334673599368

But like feminine ^

[sullen garnet]

What's more feminine than a beard?

[regal karma]

SHE'S BACK!

[drowsy finch]

Aye!!!!

[regal karma]

joyus

[drowsy finch]

I love my back...

[regal karma]

I was just about to go to bed

goodnight people. Wana give a shoutout to women. they're pretty cool.

[cobalt shoal]

My best piece of advice, don't die. Because when you die, you won't live.

Hope this helps

[sleek heart]

literally everything

that's like saying "what's more feminine than balls?"

[cobalt shoal]

Not having balls

[sleek heart]

yes

[drowsy finch]

I thought this said shotgun, I feel insulted that it didnt :(

[limpid prawn]

ngl i would like a shotgun

[cobalt shoal]

Women scare me

[sullen garnet]

The sarcasm wasn't obvious?

[cobalt shoal]

Not really

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114555460851351715/1307252382576410624/photo_2024-01-21_18-20-37.gif

[drowsy finch]

Boo!

[cobalt shoal]

_ _

[sleek heart]

start wildly breakdancing whenever you encounter one

they will be repelled almost immediately i assure you

[cobalt shoal]

I'll just start drinking

Favorite hobby

[lethal temple]

[unreal bay]

Self sabotage

[limpid prawn]

got him with the crossguard

[rich lantern]

bonk

[main pilot]

ovrdeath updated you are ale to use aron

[violet garden]

Proper Star Wars clash

[rich lantern]

real

[gloomy crest]

who wins?

Fully armored willie with a halberd
or
FATAL ERROR
or
sword on the floor you walked over at the wrong angle

[spark quartz]

THE GOIANT ROIAT

[spark quartz]

Real

[limpid prawn]

Fatal error beats all

[limpid prawn]

hi silly head

[spark quartz]

Ello roit

[gloomy urchin]

mrow

[gloomy urchin]

hi fart head

[spark quartz]

You guys hear somethn

[sleek heart]

no

[spark quartz]

Me neither

[sleek heart]

perhaps it's something para-natural

[spark quartz]

Nah bro it's just the wind

And it's devious blowings

[sleek heart]

what if something's hiding in there

perhaps it wants you to think it's merely the wind

[spark quartz]

I'll simply 500kg that shit

[languid lynx]

maybe the real challenge is the fatal error

[ember prism]

mild sprain

[rancid ether]

it must be

[drowsy finch]

Holy shit dude

Why do they play the violin sting 400 times in every hells kitchen episode

[unreal bay]

It's expensive to hire music devs

There is just one dude pressing the SFX violin button every time

[drowsy finch]

Gordon Brokey </3

[unreal bay]

Sublimal messaging the sheep

[unreal bay]

Compared to him, we are both broke combined

[drowsy finch]

ye :(

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/luccabug-side-eye-cat-luccabug-cats-gif-4837800896815179590

[drowsy finch]

https://streetcat.wiki/images/4/41/Eekspeed.gif

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-streetcat-wizard-funny-cat-magic-spell-wooden-bowl-gif-14445531166684329120

[warped quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238202393238179880/1242170361534087339/SirFletcher.gif

[drowsy finch]

OH GOD

The Wabbajack

[unreal bay]

Catbowled

[gloomy urchin]

do u guys aim for the head or torso in halfsword

[unreal bay]

Legs and feet

[gloomy urchin]

it lacks any guard from willie but its so hard to aim at

plus youre litetally open while attacking them

[unreal bay]

I stab with pitchfork

Ez kill

[gloomy urchin]

what about longsword

[cobalt shoal]

Aim? What is that?

[limpid prawn]

i aim for neck or arms with longsword