#general-catfish-π±π
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Anyways, good night.
POV daddy willie nurtures you
you got me ngl
holy fucking jumpscare
its your friend
Hi, I'm Henry of Skalitz. Did you know you have rights? King Wenceslaus IV says you do, and so do I.
Better call Henry.
real β€οΈ
can you put the eyes on this one Smigma
I am resting, send the image and I might do it tomorrow.
What Image?
how am i supposed to beat the game when it gives me a fatal error everytime on the last challenge
yeah the integral lag issues r rlly bad
do i need to turn off blood or something?
i literally cant beat it because it just throws that error everytime
what pc r u playing with
This game is great and all but Barron mode is kicking my ass right now
rtx 4090 24gb
I feel like a toddler trying to fight a 120lb pitbull when I get into close melee
im still paying it off lol, and right after i buy it, boom rtx 5090s come out smh
its my first pc, im used to playing on laptops because i move alot
so, exactly what is the difference between High and Epic?
graphics
many do that
yeah but
what exactly?
graphics
@last whale https://open.spotify.com/track/2MWplV7ILhpnhI8YaH1IKi?si=7e502c2c82704c2f have you heard this yet?
i finally beat it but lost all of my progress after leaving the game ?
guys should i get war box and gore box?
did u check
if u beat it ur progress shud still be there
Gooning π₯
should i?
no.
why
bro it was 3 messages
you dont have to reiterate after barely any obstacles
wilted rose emoji
petition for black willies?
that was clean
not period accurate. they need to add arab willies
that isnt period accurate either
always am . . .
what about the mower you pissed on
elaborate
the other day i spit off my porch and it literally like curveballed into the mower from way too far away
cursed lawn tool
bro leave that fuckin mower alone
hate to break it to you but arabs did loads of trade with Europe during this time including slave trading, its not infeasible that one could make his way to the HRE
show source
itsgonna come back as a machine spirit and fuck you over
portugal and spain had slavery
The Venetian slave trade refers to the slave trade conducted by the Republic of Venice, primarily from the Early Middle Ages to the Late Middle Ages. The slave trade was a contributing factor to the early prosperity of the young Republic of Venice as a major trading empire in the Mediterranean Sea.
The Venetian slave trade was divided into seve...
thats insane
venice be wilding selling slavs to the ottomans
gotta be racist
i still want big black willies in game ngl
ok it turns out the ottomans actually stopped the venetian slave trade so they could hoard them for themselves
but still....
insane
there's hardly anything on arabian people being taken to europe at all
there's like relatively small amounts of servant girls in southern italy
they should add schimitars
not locationally relevant
im talking about arabian people doing the trading. one could literally just hop in a boat and go to Europe, many of them sailed deep inland into the Kievan Rus in earlier times as well
like theres a fuckin location ingame?
bro its a game this isnt a history lesson jesus fucking christ
its the HRE
i dont speak your nerd lingo dawg gotta dumb it down for me
yeah but it doesnt make sense for them to be in the hre fighting anyone
and im not reading a wiki page either
it's a historically accurate game
of what period
cuz all i see is bald white men flailing weopons at each other
converted to christianity and sailed to Europe so he could practice his faith without being sidelined and taxed extra by the muslim governments. in Europe he became a mercenary who fought for a living..
(easy backstory)
1450-1470 holy roman empire
you are not a historian
you would not know what you see in game
sigh
so are our willies colliseum fighters
no
When are we going to bring back multicolored pants as fashion like willie has
colliseums were long gone for a thousand years at this point
oh
youre about 1300 years off there
GOOD MORNING HALFCORD
the big roman one was turned into a monastic headquarters until some earthquakes reduced the structure's integrity
15
you gonna tip your fedora at me melvin
bro what
did u pick history for gcses?
yall need to think about how Ancient Rome was farther away in time from setting of Half Sword than Half Sword is far away in time from us
yall NEED TO
i'm in tennessee i dont think we have that
NEED. TO.
i just like reading about history in my free time and stuff
π€
oh wow yeah
.
whats up vox
no no. you don't understand. ancient rome put lead in EVERYTHING. thats how they got so based. WE NEED MORE LEAD
I have a giant book list of history books I will die before I ever read
i have a big sealed tub of old books i havent organized yet that i need to read
question mark
mfers say we love lead when we really be brass luvers..
is abyss just willies fever dream as he is put into the regeneration vat and healed
Nvm I just unlocked baron mode I am stupid
you're just very smart for your age
it's 4:30 on a Tuesday i'm just gonna keep saying bullshit and try not to think of the flesh
Bacta tank from the mandamorian
hes fighting his way outta hell like stinkmeaner in the boondocks
so how r u jeffy?
I just use pinterest
felt been thinking about the flesh all day
now show the homework folder
that is my personal folder for argument ammunition and academic papers
dont and never have had one for either purpose
im doing good maybe man today has been a weird one man
lol I wish I had the discipline to read academic papers on a regular basis. Maybe I could actually start reading heavily over summer break.
i've been getting worse with my reading lately
definitely need to get back into it
summer will be my season
i would love for you to come back to the moment you died if you beat the abyss, like you come back to life to fight again
at least youtube is a good way to learn (if you dont pick braindead youtubers)
that's when i plan on writing my paper on cavalry helmets and will definitely require a lot of reading
would be pretty sick actually
something is cooking
is that wilson dont starve at the bottom left
basically a huge and expanded version of this concept i cooked up a while ago
that's ret
howd you know his full name?? doxxing?
i like this one too
wilson dont starve and i go way back
that's alms. she's always been strange but we like her
OCs or from a game?
...
all of these corelate to a real person
love this one
publically execute this man
@pearl coral where do you get your academic papers from for free without paying 200 dollars
academia.edu or in discussion with other medievalists
boo
usually in the arms and armor server
did you draw that too?
cooked rabbits are tasty
i sadly suck at art. got quite a folder of stuff through the years tho
bc the highlights are fuckin sick
collecting artists
thats alright arts fuckin hard
he got scared
can u invite me to thAt please
ive been "drawing" for years and theres only some shit i can do good
BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP
this image has a lot of history to it but i don't know the artist
i like fossils
oh my god i forgot about the gear tattoos
i like turtles
whose the gear snake
thats too mucj thtats too much ooohhhh oooh thats too much
@pearl coral why is talking about shadiversity banned in arms n armor lol
misinformation
he's umm. no longer with us. we made him get a fursona cus he lost a bet. and now it's his pfp forver
and political extremism
yikes
i want
I'm sorry about that.
At least you got that though
it's all good. we had the times we had and he died well.
yeah. used to have some other edgy thing i designed when i was like 13 but pivoted to bunny
pft all good. not exactly a comfy topic
what was your spirit animal before then
i want a fossil of a ray, this looks so cool
anybody got easily accessible coffee recommendations
Did they remove early acces free to play RAHHH
Looks dumb.
dont drink coffee you little fuck
early access isnt out yet
check demo on steam
dont drink it
why not
It doesnt work for me. the demo
oooh boy i have to go digging for my old fursona
it is disgusting
How come caseoh got this whole version gang
what do you mean
idk i just wanted to call you a little fuck
the whole version is the demo bro
i am not little
i like it
masochist
@forest juniper one of the few surviving images of my old fursona
is it peter griffined out
i just like the way it tastes
yes that is a family guy death pose
i have a nerve condition called parosmia that was caused by covid rewiring my nerves wrong
i can see why you ditched it
many things that are traditionally bad tasting to most people are okay to me
Nvm, I understand it now
what about lobster?
everybody in the food channel made fun of me for this . . .
but the tail is p cool
for regular food??
yerp
it was really good
8 pm not a good time for black coffee though really
not everyone has the time or money to be eatin steaks n caviars every day
they had a cat robot delivering food at the bowling alley
they what
ive heard of those things
i fucking hate it here
yall be talkina bout your regular lvies n shit sounds like cyberpunk
i have never seen a cat robot until now
some LADY brought me my pretzel.. everyone else had the robot do their bidding..
theres this robot at a chain store
i want crab
i lovr how violent this gif feels
no little american boy! don't partake in the slurry!
least violent/jarring rain world clip
one small meal and like 6 beverages is my daily intake
i'm running of cheap energy drinks and sausaged
i want
it might be killing me but so is the flesh
terminator 2
drinking beverages is a gateway to drinking alcoholic beverages
This is god tier food though
YEAH
That pretzel looks good damn
yes that is a good movie
i didnt but i feel ya
guess i shouldnt drink water damn
only ice cubes
NO WAY!!!!!!!!, 3 toed horse!!!!!
are you by chance a twiste d fuckin g psycopath
crunchy
taking a bite of pretzel, a sip of black coffee, and then texting random old people obscene emojis via bowling terminal was a highlight of the night
no
wait i could crush the icecubes into bits and then snort them
no im mundane and boring as shit jeffgrips
they would melt in your nose
enjoy your combination nosebleed and brainfreeze
american dream
oh and sinus infection
im being a fossil nerd rn, who wants to see a cool fossil i have
Never even thought to try black coffee with savoury food got to give this golden tidbit a shot
that you have? I do I do I do
i realized today that i'm going to have to miss school to participate in my fencing tournament
it starts at 8:30 AM on a friday vro . ..
one second please, switching to my phone
does fencing have varsity and JV
KERFUR
if it were a sweet pretzel i would've died of happiness
what is the point of this message (non mean tone)
curiosity
actually it was for malice I tricked you
banned for malice and deceit
@pearl coral did u pet kerfur
this is quite the interesting armor piece, dated 1400-1450
@pulsar owl ooo fishy
I love medieval art
that's freaking awesome
i did not approach it for fear of my safety
why
is all'antica
ribit
pop that shit in #referencesβ₯_1450-1470 big man
you should've pet it
is all'antica
tight asf
An whale
Vertebrae
vertebraemazing
that might actually be a depiction of an ancient soldier, since he has a rounded type heater shield thing with center grip
that's what all'antica implies
@pearl coral your opinion on #1357987417398706277
where did it say all'antica what does that mean
Guys sorry for asking this but I changed a visual setting and I'm locked out of the game now, can anyone help me?
It's the last settings in video settings, I switched it and cant get into the game anymore πππ
the shield also has a face, and his bascinet also is shaped like a nightmare before christmas setpiece, and he's got gold decorations and a weirdly shaped spear and scales and a helmet strap, all of which would be considered outdated by 1400-1450 (broadly, when combined they're all pretty much guaranteed'ly fantastical)
all'antica means in the manner of the ancients (roughly)
medieval tendency to illustrate equipment in a fantastical manner to convey antiquated technology
i heard that before but I think I forgot the strange european term for it, I just remember the translation
like the armor here
Right click halfsword in your steam library, press properties. Under General thereβs a line for Launch Options. In there type in: -dx11
TYSM!! I will try
OMG IT WORKED YOU'RE A WIZARD
these are all all'antica or involve all'antica elements, first is a reenactment harness from what i know
@worldly vapor
is the 4th pic the Battle of the Milvian Bridge
no
three is heraclius killing the king of the persians and fourth is from the trojan war
Guys is it illegal to download a computer virus in a costco laptop
The kid on the left looks like he's considering killing the man
should be
he literally did kill the man
it's david and goliath
Oh damn
same thing as my pfp
That artist back then should've added blood to the sword tbh he had no idea it would get criticized on discord
interesting... its literally impossible to tell what battles these are without context. I guess that doesnt really matter since they were meant to accompany text
Noice
is Burgundian armor deliberately styled in the manner of the ancients
or is this just a fancy coincidence
"burgundian armor" is a misnomer
We absolutely need this in half sword
doesnt fit
then what would you call it

it was popularized by youtube, but it's just all'antica, generally burgundian armor was just typical HRE equipment
all'antica
Im ngl I show mercy to all NPCs except the Boss fight, I torture him all the time ππ
im pretty sure there are just a bunch of surviving burgundian depictions of all'antica artwork and that's why it was called that
but the burgundians specifically sometimes wore all'antica?
no
the only thing "burgundian" about it is the armored maheutres of the guy on the far right which im 99% sure is just a thing from burgundian antique artwork
nothing special or historically unique implicated by burgundian all'antica artwork, just got picked up and ran with by pop history youtubers
Yo why did my willie just started nonstop heavy breathing? @pearl coral
im just standing still
Oh yeah btw I tried out the controller on half sword because my mouse killed itself ngl it's not that bad gotta get used to it though the only problem I have is the controller mutes my PC audio when I plug it in
more all'antica stuff
He remembers the abyss
tis truly a shame that such charlatans make their living on the deceiving of the masses!
calm down
i dont know man
what are yalls opinion on stone age shit?
the more you know
.
i love being lied to and then learning the truth later its so satisfying I yearn for it
in the event of my death i'm getting someone to wipe all my messages from this server
@worldly vapor have you seen greathelms with bevors before
I have never seen this what in the world am I looking at bro
i mean you could probably beat people to death with a rock in the 16th century
greathelm with bevor
cool ass statue
and there was only one bed π³
but in stone age they would make sharp rocks (i know how to make sharp rocks)
i cant tell if it's the perspective but there's like a 30% chance it's a chess piece
actually I suppose it makes sense considering the neck had no actual plate there to protect it, only chainmail... which could suck real bad if you get a straight on impact while on horseback
yep
either way its cool
also it looks baller as hell
and acts as pretty much a proto-wrapper, like armets had
protects the face AND the neck
Willie remembers the cold touch of the stone floor of the abyss the cold crisp air dry yet humid the dark black sky around him the warm blood drenching his hands slowly dripping off the multiple scars cuts stabs and bruises and broken bones he had the sounds of the other Willies screaming in pain your Willie breaths that way because he panics at the very thought of the abyss.
Is that real
Yes
or made up?
greathelms with bevors are probably my third favorite helmet of all time
made up
oh
Nu uh Willie is definitely sentient
gooning
freaking
hold on why does the guy in 1st pic have flower pauldrons
jelqing in your sleeping
excuse me sir?
ancient chinese armor
many such cases
send pics?
i forgor the pic
Also uh sam is the half sword prototype currently available on itch.io
considering he's wearing a crown it's probably a tad bit of period fantasy
did they have any additional piece to protect the neck and collarbone area
some reenactor bevor-greathelms
does this count as all'antica or is this like.. contemporary make-believe
yeah
I wish I had that all I have is a mass produced Sugarloaf great helm off of Amazon
there's not really a set definition but i would call it "period fantasy" considering it's likely displaying something contemporary, all'antica is just pre-period-period-fantasy pretty much lol
probably
mongolian
have you ever thought about if there was any way they ever could have known or figured out what Roman and Greek soldiers actually looked like
evidently there wasnt
Hard to tell if it's copper or leather
i think its leather
its truly a shame that such a span of time was devoid of the beautiful artistry that was ancient armor
or more like idk, practical artistry
this was the closest they got
I wonder if they found a musculata in a hole somewhere in Italy and that was the only evidence they had
That Looks like if Hollywood mixed up Spartans with gladiators
Nay, this is peak
who owned this armor im feeling like it was a Habsburg
1500s
NO WAY THE ANCIENT MONGOLIANS HAD DRIP!!!!
a lot of all'antica was made for parades too, and like reenacting roman and greek events
phillip II
3 unrelated
Dude... It got creased
i just now noticed for some reason they absolutely love all'antica "one hand on the hip" pose for artwork
this was that guy's normal armor
mongolia drip
@pearl coral Have you heard of this peak https://open.spotify.com/track/2KYQTOhhOjLiHtiJkgkqWh?si=51ff1910cb5341f6
i remember listening to that the other day
does that have two layers of plate on the calf?
or are those boots
the riding ones the riding boots idk what theyre called
they look like boots
no
from far away they look like form fitting plate its strange
ima go out on a limb and guess that the baron boss was based off of henry the 8ths armor
is that an armet or a close helm
the only thing they share is goldenness
nar
looks a lot like early close helms tho
i mean the helmet looks similar too
it is the exact same as the normal italian harness in game
all based on galleazo d'arco's armor
oh ok
who made this bro...
woof woof
they really really really did good at replicating it
oh cool
LITERALLY willie half sword.
it is
i dont know alot about midiveal stuff (my mother does though) but i just think this kinda old stuff is cool
all of the churburg stuff is
ok you confused me when you said it was replicated I thought you meant the armor
nono i meant half sword did a really amazing job at replicating the harness in game
worst offender over here
closer look at the armet
that's from chalkis
also just a bashford dean moment
yea wasnt it a venetian armor
from their armory there
do you ever be looking at pre-medieval armor
i wonder if an EOD suit could stop and arrow
on occasion
the helmet probably could
me loves it (or moreso the lack of it a lot of the time)
i love italo-corinthian helmets
ok theyre interesting but actually kinda weird
for those who have 0 clue what im talking about, this is an EOD suit (explosive ordinance disposal)
have u seen this Etruscan corinthian with a closed faceguard, hinged?
they're meant to emulate corinthian helmets and artwork where corinthian helmets are worn atop the head rather than on it
so it's like a weird vestigial helmet feature
no, wheres the other half?\
that's really rad
some gaul ate it probably
makes sense
i love how all 3 of us are just yapping it nerd style
pretty
Dislike!
contextually misleading and or victorian fake
either repurposed for 16th century parades or painted by some 1800s loser basically
very dubious
black sallets are a very big point of interest for me
epic I was thinking as I posted it "this is probably way too cool to be real"
do you notice all the tiny holes that are all around the bottom of the helmet
those are for affixing velvet or otherwise any other kind of textile
ambatoblo
there are so many factors that go into black sallets that im not sure we'll ever truly know how they were decorated and why or why we've found them like we've found them
i like google streetview
is it possible all the paint just got washed off and they were all really painted originally
I need your help can any of you identify what country this man is meant to belong to
How do you fly
go to pilot school
no i mean like fly in halfsword
somewhere in Europe
hes a mod not a dev
some stuff that comes to mind:
-mass production was becoming prominent at the time ("black from the hammer" or otherwise sort of unfinished on the surface (in general they're not any less "refined" than other sallets in terms of mechanical aspects, they're about equally, in ratio, spread across a variety of budgets and a lot of artwork shows many wealthy men wearing them))
-iirc, italian laws passed that armor HAD to be exported uncovered by textiles so that you wouldnt receive poorly made armor
-parades and the.. bastardization? i cant think of a nicer word - of chivalry was becoming popular, which results in more "showy" pieces and possibly painting over older undecorated ones
yappatron 9000
Im talking about this
thats just a bug
i feel like they were shipped uncovered and "to-be-covered" at the wearer's tastes, as was the growing fashion, and then later on repainted for parades when discarded
bro is perpetually confused
if yall could go to any country which country would it be?
gyattamn WWE
How do i fly?
@worldly vapor #referencesβ₯_1450-1470 message look at this message and below for the extended conversation we had about black sallets here


my nitro is gone 
Any tuts on yt
broski
nah he deid thousands of years ago
what happend to your formalness
sigma
i didnt have any
sigma sigma boy
there were 3 messages on my post in like 1 second
i can be formal if i want to, BUT I CHOSE NOT TOO!!!!!!
5 now
how do i get the full version of half sword? i had the playtest but it stopped working
thanks captian obvious
demo
far from full
steam
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Launch playtest with the EXE file if you have it and don't like hardcore progression in your Demonstration video game!!!
demo was updated, now it has new stuff
How do you fly?
press e
dud.
GO TO PILOT SCHOOL, GRADUATE, GET INTO A PLANE, FLY
y'all remember professor doodlewhacker
you cant do it
delete system 32
dont ping me cockroach
hater
or i will become an evil sigma
bro is yellow
like my pfp
bubby 2
@pearl coral is this one real or nah
shrug
who up jerkin they werm
but also note the holes at the botto m . ..
did you read any of what i linked
it was big and socratic
how do i fly?
yeah I read like the whole message chain
it was a lot
i remember when i was partaking it felt like hours
is it possible that they just made the helmets to be compatible with BOTH painting AND textile for on-the-fly customizability?
i feel like it's almost 100% for textiles
hummina hummina
the painting part only seems to become prominent when they're being refurbished for funny events
yeah but in the same way your phone previously had a 3.5 mm audiojack but many people would still use wireless earbuds
does that analogy work
yes
regardless considering like all of the art showing them seems to convey textile coverings my opinion remains unchanged
i think the painting part came after their fighting lifetimes
im new bro
wait what did your library door say in it again? i remember you said it was some funny shit
*On
close door
what primary sources actually depict colored sallets
thank
close door
close door thank 
oop I found one
its still there
I think solid color sallet lends itself towards textiles rather than paint
byeah
what if i left the door open?
close door thank
also using the same exact colors as the cloth on the right
have u seen any manuscript examples of multicolored or patterned colored sallets
idk what "theory" is funnier. someone took off the "you", or it was just put up saying "close door, thank"
but we are 100% sure that Greathelms were sometimes painted, like in the Morgan Bible?
I dont see how this could be textile
close door thank 
I find this interesting
yes !
im playin with it
kornburg one is painted
check out this crazy ahh etruscan armor from like 750 BC
i remember once going through the hood and seeing a billboard that was entirly in burmese, i dont even know what it was advertising
bro abyss has been so optimized i used to lag so much and now im completely fine
advertising some squiggles
Damn I missed a lot of half sword
idk but it had some guy holding some kinda ID or drivers license on it
i feel like i remember you
free citizenship !
makes sense
Beautiful
grabbed it too far up the blade..
beautiful more like u stink
Not you
this more like u stink
/attachment-5-4.gif more like you stink
close door, thank


goodnight all
sybau
banned for evil
im swiss cheese u ninja
goodnight I hope you dream of strange dog shaped helmets
i once had a dream about Abraham Lincoln doing kung fu and judo against cowboys on a snowy mountian inside a classroom
i also was sick at the time
when I was like 8 I had a dream I was stuck inside the FNAF 2 building it was so scary
bro is actually a cartoon this typa dream is unfathomable
i remember having a dream where i got kidnapped by darth maul from starwars, who was driving a dark evil schoolbus
bro your dreams are so good
and then there was the dream where i got kiddnapped by amish people, and taken to MY OWN house
i think my autism makes my dreams wacky but idk
Its a symptom of being cultured
no bro this does NOT happen
hold on i gotta remember some more
IM NOT A DOCTOR
I AM A SURGEON
i once had a dream where i was in a magic high tech version of one of the submarine busses from spongebob but it was filled with tubas and pianos, and michael jackson was wandering around outside
sturgeon
do u be sleeping with fevers
no
do you like crack
what state are you from
ohio (no im not joking)
im from Alabama deadass

I live in Alabama
bro said country and ohio in the same group of sentences
My neighbors have a chicken coop.
O h b o i
most of near me is farmers and old people
i can walk down my street and see horses, sheep, and 1 donkey
New Orleans but its Grass
naw'lins but you can actually dig down without seeing water
I was just there, its crazy they got a manhole every 3-4 meters im not joking ,the entire sidewalk is covered in storm drain inlets and manholes and little pipes and things
theres just too much water everywhere
udit
well it is below sea level
Is the step on weapon = cumbustion myth real
bust
average new orleans sidewalk
YEP, NAW'LINS
also I just learned they have termite poison built into the sidewalks
but why? termites dont eat sidewalks
theyre by the buildings that are food for the little devious creatures
oh ok that makes sense
Termite dispensary machine
hawk tuah machine
I feel like I remember you too
Hawk Utah fell off
hawk ohio
That too
hey blood guy how's it goin
the termite things are traps to check for the presence of termites
decent homes have them as well if youre in termite areas
i unlocked the milita rank but its stil grayed out and wont let me use it
select a country
one of the shields
What @undone onyx said
If I recall correctly, the standards you can choose from are the Holy Roman Empire, France, England or Bohemia.
england and the austrian looking one are the really good ones
I would use the Bohemian one because of the funny hungry man, but the perk is so shit π
Yo does anyone else have their character randomly trip for no reason very frequently
No, but my limbs detonate everytime I get remotely close to the commoner boss.
Yeah bosses suck to fight
Worst addition to the game imo, normal enemies are tough enough with the RNG looking ahh physics
Don't even get me started on the physics
commoner boss is kinda easy all you have to do is stab him with pitchfork
Yeah but pitchfork is cheating
Pitchfork users are NERDS and the game is basically halved for them
At this point, all is fair in love and war
or just parry him with greatsword then stab him
stabbing anyone usually results in a insta kill
It's why I kinda want rapiers in the game, since actual dueling would be fun
ye
I never felt better when I disarmed him, picked up his own greatsword and swiped his head off in one go.
based
thank you bro i thought i my game was bugged
np
what are the dif perks for the factions?
fsr the baron boss was extremely easy for me
it literally says them when you hover over them
It says so under the standards
everytime an enemy drops armour in the final challenge the fucking game crashes
you're not worthy
i just clicked one without reading it lowk
austria gives quicker stanima regen (i usually pick that)
sounds like a you problem
apparently i'm not nah
my brother in christ that's the hre
england gives less damage taken, france is faster dodging, bohemia is faster kicking
Hot take: picking England is useless because you die when you get hit anyway
cold take: no
fsr it has an austrian flag on it
Lukewarm take: maybe
yeah honestly hre is the best choice
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nope that's just its coat of arms
Is that the same as a Standard?
what
Standard? A rallying flag?
idk
god i just fucking love unreal engine 5 so much oh my god its the best game engine i love it i love it i love it π
my game crashed again, when an enemy dropped loot. this has happened 5 times now π i am not bothered clearly im not allowed to beat the challenge
Are you playing on a potato or something? π
nah, that's the confusing part π
i've got the game running fine on high settings, it just shits itself due to the loot spawns
the game hasn't crashed once outside of the final challenge
Are you on DX12 or DX11, Apparently changing it can help according to someone?
dont think i am, i'll check anyways
Check which one you are on.
yeah honestly i think that's fixed it
Wonderful
cheers for letting me know o7
yeah unarmed is way more effective
i find myself just dropping my weapons and clinching people if i get too close
I mean i dont mind the weapons either its just they added actual edge alignment so
Gotta get used to that
my main issue so far is just i feel like blades are too sharp now, i'll tap a guy with an axe and his torso will split in two
but even then it's not a major issue, more of a minor annoyance at times
I heard someone resolved this by switching to the gentle "gore" setting.

oh also i should've specified, it's unreal engine 5 crashing, not the game
the game continues to run fine, but unreal engine has a fatal error, and i can only play for about 20 more seconds before the error message closes itself and shuts the application
what language is that
why did they make the time for feedback and bug reporting 30 minutes :(
it's swedish for "death to all"
thanks ill send that to my swedish friend
raf raf
I FUCKING LOVE UNREAL ENGINE!!!!!111111111!11!11!11!11!11!1111!11!11!11!11!11!11! πππ
yeah i'll have to do this as well
unreal engine shit itself again when i chopped a guys fingers off
Now I wanna play Total War Empire or Napoleon
That gif is of the Swedish Caroleans so it is 100 too earlyπΈπͺ
I love that Cal can use his force memory thing to learn how to use all these different stances
But he can't use his force memory ability to learn how to properly use the standard lightsaber and, to my knowledge, doesn't use an actual lightsaber form with it.
In Jedi Survivor
I look just like Cal and I never hear the end of it
give it a few years and hopefully its in a better state
We deaduzz need the grab flip glitch againππ
I can't tell if it's an actual form or if they just said fuck it
I also don't know why there are robot Dark Troopers in Survivor, they should be the MK 1 cyborg Dark Troopers because Survivor takes place before the formal formation of the Rebel Alliance
And the robot Dark Troopers didn't exist until after then.
@median granite Hey. You are our 100,000th member :D
thats actually dope! Good to be here!
Letβs GOOOO π₯
willie
Can the devs add a sabre
ayyyyyyy 100k members
We're probably gonna see Jedi Survivor get a sequel pretty soon
i'm not really familiar. are there many good sabres in the 1400's?
Unless they've had their thumbs up their asses, we'll probably see it in roughly two or three years
The Star wars game I mean
i was thinking of a completly different type of sword
Polish sabres
Ok
sadge
what is up with the swordman boss
just being in a 5 meter radius of him just immediately decapitates willy
what happens if i say skibidi
i saw messages in #π§ rot where ppl say skibidi, sigma or smth else in general and get in museum
its disabled currently, try again later
is there any way to play with great champ weapons in free mode?
what is great champ
final boss on every level?
ig there is no way, only in abyss
or maybe with some mods or other ways to get weapons
Copied Ottomans
add hammer fisting pls
hey um
vat
bro we ain't sandman
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you ever have that moment where somebody tries to use the time you've played a game as an argument
and you have more time than them
mmmmm feels good
?
To unlock the highest rank do I have to do the challenge mode thing
some fella on war thunder was being a goober (racist...) and out of nowhere said "come back to me when you have 500 hours then we'll talk"
me having 50000, aka 5 years x3
maybe
hold on
ahh
one more zero,
Bro has 1000 hours in year
am i supposed to get knocked out by legit ANY impact
I have a small spelling error
I shall go atomize myself
also which faction is best even
Best faction is the good one
Yeah dont choose Bad one
Yep
we need Willie's balls
I mean if you find armor gloves in first level its almost the same
me:yogurt
gurt:wsg
sg:thx
fast is fine but accuracy is final, you gotta learn how to be slow in a hurry - Wyatt Earp,
Focus on accuracy before you try to aquire speed - Willis "Ching" Lee
shit were these two related aside one being the greatest battleship commander of WW2 and the second being a gunslinger in the 1800s
I'll crush em with my mace
Willis Lee...
Willee
Willie
Coincidence? I think NOT.
XD
the last time I put the war pick in his groin, it creaked bone breaking sound. I think he might be pretty hard
The one I use
playing as a silly militia is too op
https://youtu.be/7ApY_FqCKgc?si=nyMDjwCMBrK8oWwe why are they all so pretty
10 hours long
Shoutout: NBSPLV
this is the second time stuff has randomly appeared beside me in my sleep
woke up with a cowboy boot to my left
cool can I have it
mb i left it there by accident can i have it back
good morning chat
Day 2 of asking you to make weapon selection not ass
Sorry aboot that, yee haw
i cant believe these r 2 different weapons
Believe it!
am i even meant to win that
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This is just ...
Aparently they have the same stats as everyone else.
Good morning
Which I find hard to believe because they are definitely much more difficult, or at the very least they require a different approach in order to kill.
I assume they wield larger weapons which in combination with the longer reach might make all the difference.
Wait who is that again
guy with big sword and a coat
Is that the swordsman one?
yes
commoneer ult challenge
Yea he's been the sticking point for me (pun intended)
and how???
Using a weapon
insane no progress loss
longsword to thigh
wait for him to swing and miss and then attack, retreat, repeat
Stats always matter, if a man takes half damage then he takes half damage.
The swordsman gets me alot because I usually like to bash their weapon out the way and then tackle them, doesn't work against him though.
how does one counter 2 spears
At least not with my approach.
Im an avid halfsworder, which really doesn't work well against him.
Piggy in the middle, pick a spearman and make sure that spearman is always directly Inbetween yourself and the other spearman.
Ik ik, that's why I just bumrush most bosses with my weapon held high and then kick them to the floor.
It's a pretty realistic technique in armoured fighting π
Caleb plant
The way to beat tall people is to be extremely aggressive.
Caneloπ
Oh fr
How about Bivol
So facts
How about 90βs boxers
Mines Sugar
Never been into boxing but last night I was watching Chris Eubank videos because I always thought he was a funny character that showed up on my feed, only found out yesterday that he was a boxer. π
willie vs a weapon on the ground who wins
yo guys, i've encountered UR error so many times when playing the ultimate challenge. Is there any solution ?π’
disable gore
I've always wanted to do a similar sport to boxing but I feel like boxing in general is full of people who just want to let out their rage.
thanks bro, I'll try
people are trying to compare the Glider in Vintage Story to the Elytra in Minecraft,
how dare you try to compare some shit that looks like it was the brainchild of Da Vinci and enough wine to kill an elephant
to a magical cape that somehow lets you glide without it crumpling via no structure or support
Tbf vintage story looks like a 1-1 ripoff of Minecraft.
aside being better than it
it's prolly because it started out as an mc mod, devs said fuck it, made it a standalone
and one of the devs for VS worked on the terrafirmacraft mod

