general-catfish-🐱🐟

[golden forge]

??

[honest hedge]

Anyways, good night.

[tulip copper]

POV daddy willie nurtures you

[mellow wren]

you got me ngl

[honest hedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1357868498566643844/fear-and-hunger-rher.gif

[golden forge]

holy fucking jumpscare

[lapis nexus]

its your friend

Hi, I'm Henry of Skalitz. Did you know you have rights? King Wenceslaus IV says you do, and so do I.
Better call Henry.

[honest hedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/916755968971386965/1337897261551714445/caption.gif

[lapis nexus]

real ❤️

can you put the eyes on this one Smigma

[honest hedge]

I am resting, send the image and I might do it tomorrow.

[lapis nexus]

okay

i cant tho cuz i dont have the image anymore 💔

[honest hedge]

What Image?

[lapis nexus]

my pfp

it was on my linux partition that windows deleted

[severe leaf]

sunseyki.

Server Avatar

[amber hare]

how am i supposed to beat the game when it gives me a fatal error everytime on the last challenge

[golden forge]

yeah the integral lag issues r rlly bad

[amber hare]

do i need to turn off blood or something?

i literally cant beat it because it just throws that error everytime

[mellow wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321650265136304159/1348057010444177491/cohort_takeover.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030805738777489463/1340470307164651520/output-onlinegiftools.gif

[golden forge]

what pc r u playing with

[cerulean nymph]

This game is great and all but Barron mode is kicking my ass right now

[amber hare]

rtx 4090 24gb

[cerulean nymph]

I feel like a toddler trying to fight a 120lb pitbull when I get into close melee

[mellow wren]

rtx in 2025 💔

[amber hare]

im still paying it off lol, and right after i buy it, boom rtx 5090s come out smh

[mellow wren]

lmao

scammed

me with a 1080

[amber hare]

its my first pc, im used to playing on laptops because i move alot

[eager violet]

so, exactly what is the difference between High and Epic?

[mellow wren]

graphics

[pearl coral]

many do that

[eager violet]

yeah but
what exactly?

[mellow wren]

graphics

[pearl coral]

@last whale https://open.spotify.com/track/2MWplV7ILhpnhI8YaH1IKi?si=7e502c2c82704c2f have you heard this yet?

[amber hare]

i finally beat it but lost all of my progress after leaving the game ?

[small yarrow]

guys should i get war box and gore box?

[golden forge]

did u check

if u beat it ur progress shud still be there

[zinc mist]

Gooning 🥀

[small yarrow]

should i?

[forest juniper]

no.

[small yarrow]

why

[pearl coral]

bro it was 3 messages

you dont have to reiterate after barely any obstacles

wilted rose emoji

[golden forge]

petition for black willies?

[forest juniper]

that was clean

[worldly vapor]

not period accurate. they need to add arab willies

[golden forge]

i mean

they could

[pearl coral]

that isnt period accurate either

[pearl coral]

always am . . .

[forest juniper]

what about the mower you pissed on

[pearl coral]

elaborate

[pearl coral]

the other day i spit off my porch and it literally like curveballed into the mower from way too far away

cursed lawn tool

[forest juniper]

bro leave that fuckin mower alone

[worldly vapor]

hate to break it to you but arabs did loads of trade with Europe during this time including slave trading, its not infeasible that one could make his way to the HRE

[pearl coral]

show source

[forest juniper]

itsgonna come back as a machine spirit and fuck you over

[pearl coral]

portugal and spain had slavery

[worldly vapor]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venetian_slave_trade

[golden forge]

thats insane

[forest juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/your-geeks-andrew-tate-screaming-tate-gif-18130222919554344075

[worldly vapor]

venice be wilding selling slavs to the ottomans

[mellow wren]

gotta be racist

[golden forge]

i still want big black willies in game ngl

[worldly vapor]

ok it turns out the ottomans actually stopped the venetian slave trade so they could hoard them for themselves

but still....

[golden forge]

insane

[pearl coral]

there's hardly anything on arabian people being taken to europe at all

there's like relatively small amounts of servant girls in southern italy

[golden forge]

they should add schimitars

[pearl coral]

not locationally relevant

[worldly vapor]

im talking about arabian people doing the trading. one could literally just hop in a boat and go to Europe, many of them sailed deep inland into the Kievan Rus in earlier times as well

[forest juniper]

like theres a fuckin location ingame?

[golden forge]

bro its a game this isnt a history lesson jesus fucking christ

[worldly vapor]

its the HRE

[forest juniper]

i dont speak your nerd lingo dawg gotta dumb it down for me

[pearl coral]

yeah but it doesnt make sense for them to be in the hre fighting anyone

[forest juniper]

and im not reading a wiki page either

[pearl coral]

it's a historically accurate game

[golden forge]

of what period

cuz all i see is bald white men flailing weopons at each other

[worldly vapor]

converted to christianity and sailed to Europe so he could practice his faith without being sidelined and taxed extra by the muslim governments. in Europe he became a mercenary who fought for a living..

(easy backstory)

[pearl coral]

1450-1470 holy roman empire

[pearl coral]

you are not a historian

you would not know what you see in game

[golden forge]

sigh

[forest juniper]

so are our willies colliseum fighters

[pearl coral]

no

[worldly vapor]

When are we going to bring back multicolored pants as fashion like willie has

[pearl coral]

colliseums were long gone for a thousand years at this point

[forest juniper]

oh

[golden forge]

/sam how old are you if you dont mind me asking

your knowledge seems astound

[worldly vapor]

youre about 1300 years off there

[regal karma]

GOOD MORNING HALFCORD

[pearl coral]

the big roman one was turned into a monastic headquarters until some earthquakes reduced the structure's integrity

[pearl coral]

15

[forest juniper]

you gonna tip your fedora at me melvin

[golden forge]

bro what

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-bunny-rabbit-jump-scare-gif-12977487485869674980

IT'S TIME TO KILL

[golden forge]

did u pick history for gcses?

[worldly vapor]

yall need to think about how Ancient Rome was farther away in time from setting of Half Sword than Half Sword is far away in time from us

[forest juniper]

yall NEED TO

[pearl coral]

i'm in tennessee i dont think we have that

[worldly vapor]

NEED. TO.

[pearl coral]

i just like reading about history in my free time and stuff

[forest juniper]

🤓

[pearl coral]

oh wow yeah

[golden forge]

.

[forest juniper]

whats up vox

[regal karma]

no no. you don't understand. ancient rome put lead in EVERYTHING. thats how they got so based. WE NEED MORE LEAD

[worldly vapor]

I have a giant book list of history books I will die before I ever read

[pearl coral]

i have a big sealed tub of old books i havent organized yet that i need to read

[pearl coral]

question mark

[worldly vapor]

mfers say we love lead when we really be brass luvers..

[zenith matrix]

is abyss just willies fever dream as he is put into the regeneration vat and healed

[cerulean nymph]

Nvm I just unlocked baron mode I am stupid

[golden forge]

you're just very smart for your age

[regal karma]

it's 4:30 on a Tuesday i'm just gonna keep saying bullshit and try not to think of the flesh

[worldly vapor]

Bacta tank from the mandamorian

[forest juniper]

hes fighting his way outta hell like stinkmeaner in the boondocks

[regal karma]

so how r u jeffy?

[worldly vapor]

I just use pinterest

[forest juniper]

felt been thinking about the flesh all day

[mellow wren]

now show the homework folder

[pearl coral]

that is my personal folder for argument ammunition and academic papers

[pearl coral]

dont and never have had one for either purpose

[forest juniper]

im doing good maybe man today has been a weird one man

[worldly vapor]

lol I wish I had the discipline to read academic papers on a regular basis. Maybe I could actually start reading heavily over summer break.

[pearl coral]

i've been getting worse with my reading lately

definitely need to get back into it

summer will be my season

[zenith matrix]

i would love for you to come back to the moment you died if you beat the abyss, like you come back to life to fight again

[worldly vapor]

at least youtube is a good way to learn (if you dont pick braindead youtubers)

[pearl coral]

that's when i plan on writing my paper on cavalry helmets and will definitely require a lot of reading

[forest juniper]

would be pretty sick actually

[regal karma]

something is cooking

[forest juniper]

is that wilson dont starve at the bottom left

[pearl coral]

basically a huge and expanded version of this concept i cooked up a while ago

[regal karma]

that's ret

[worldly vapor]

howd you know his full name?? doxxing?

[forest juniper]

i like this one too

[forest juniper]

wilson dont starve and i go way back

[regal karma]

that's alms. she's always been strange but we like her

[forest juniper]

OCs or from a game?

[golden forge]

...

[regal karma]

all of these corelate to a real person

[unreal bay]

love this one

[forest juniper]

ohh bet

the pixel phone does go hard

[golden forge]

publically execute this man

[pearl coral]

why

just some animal people

[worldly vapor]

@pearl coral where do you get your academic papers from for free without paying 200 dollars

[pearl coral]

academia.edu or in discussion with other medievalists

[regal karma]

boo

[pearl coral]

usually in the arms and armor server

[forest juniper]

did you draw that too?

[zenith dirge]

cooked rabbits are tasty

[regal karma]

i sadly suck at art. got quite a folder of stuff through the years tho

[forest juniper]

bc the highlights are fuckin sick

[regal karma]

collecting artists

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-spin-ragdoll-gif-1841234037706127570

[forest juniper]

thats alright arts fuckin hard

[zenith dirge]

he got scared

[unreal bay]

frrrr

lmao

[worldly vapor]

can u invite me to thAt please

[forest juniper]

ive been "drawing" for years and theres only some shit i can do good

[dry shale]

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

[regal karma]

this image has a lot of history to it but i don't know the artist

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1250177888532168755/attachment-5-4.gif

[zenith dirge]

i like fossils

[regal karma]

oh my god i forgot about the gear tattoos

[unreal bay]

i like turtles

[forest juniper]

whose the gear snake

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[forest juniper]

thats too mucj thtats too much ooohhhh oooh thats too much

[worldly vapor]

@pearl coral why is talking about shadiversity banned in arms n armor lol

[pearl coral]

misinformation

[regal karma]

he's umm. no longer with us. we made him get a fursona cus he lost a bet. and now it's his pfp forver

[pearl coral]

and political extremism

[worldly vapor]

yikes

[zenith dirge]

i want

[forest juniper]

I'm sorry about that.

At least you got that though

[regal karma]

it's all good. we had the times we had and he died well.

[zenith dirge]

shark

i want

[forest juniper]

So you're the rabbit thing then?

sorry id dint know what to say to that lmao

[regal karma]

yeah. used to have some other edgy thing i designed when i was like 13 but pivoted to bunny

[regal karma]

pft all good. not exactly a comfy topic

[forest juniper]

what was your spirit animal before then

[zenith dirge]

i want a fossil of a ray, this looks so cool

[pearl coral]

anybody got easily accessible coffee recommendations

[tall remnant]

Did they remove early acces free to play RAHHH

[pearl coral]

Looks dumb.

[forest juniper]

dont drink coffee you little fuck

[pearl coral]

early access isnt out yet

check demo on steam

[dry shale]

dont drink it

[pearl coral]

why not

[tall remnant]

It doesnt work for me. the demo

[regal karma]

oooh boy i have to go digging for my old fursona

[dry shale]

it is disgusting

[tall remnant]

How come caseoh got this whole version gang

[pearl coral]

what do you mean

[forest juniper]

idk i just wanted to call you a little fuck

[pearl coral]

the whole version is the demo bro

[pearl coral]

i am not little

[pearl coral]

i like it

[dry shale]

masochist

[regal karma]

@forest juniper one of the few surviving images of my old fursona

[forest juniper]

is it peter griffined out

[pearl coral]

i just like the way it tastes

[regal karma]

yes that is a family guy death pose

[pearl coral]

i have a nerve condition called parosmia that was caused by covid rewiring my nerves wrong

[forest juniper]

i can see why you ditched it

[pearl coral]

many things that are traditionally bad tasting to most people are okay to me

[tall remnant]

Nvm, I understand it now

[zenith dirge]

what about lobster?

[pearl coral]

everybody in the food channel made fun of me for this . . .

[forest juniper]

but the tail is p cool

[forest juniper]

for regular food??

[pearl coral]

yerp

it was really good

8 pm not a good time for black coffee though really

[forest juniper]

not everyone has the time or money to be eatin steaks n caviars every day

[pearl coral]

they had a cat robot delivering food at the bowling alley

[forest juniper]

they what

[zenith dirge]

ive heard of those things

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/kerfus-votv-voices-of-the-void-gif-17400741761717767977

[forest juniper]

i fucking hate it here

[forest juniper]

yall be talkina bout your regular lvies n shit sounds like cyberpunk

[pearl coral]

i have never seen a cat robot until now

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/votv-voices-of-the-void-kerfus-explosion-ooprs-gif-7987408985545920732

[pearl coral]

some LADY brought me my pretzel.. everyone else had the robot do their bidding..

[forest juniper]

theres this robot at a chain store

[zenith dirge]

i want crab

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rainworld-embed-fail-epic-failure-to-embed-slug-cat-slugcat-gif-22433681

[forest juniper]

giant or some shit and he scares the fuck outta me

https://tenor.com/view/marty-giant-robot-gif-14083090

its this thing

[regal karma]

i lovr how violent this gif feels

[pearl coral]

i need to quit drinkin stuff

i drink too much stuff

[regal karma]

no little american boy! don't partake in the slurry!

[pulsar owl]

least violent/jarring rain world clip

[pearl coral]

one small meal and like 6 beverages is my daily intake

[regal karma]

i'm running of cheap energy drinks and sausaged

[zenith dirge]

i want

[regal karma]

it might be killing me but so is the flesh

[forest juniper]

terminator 2

[pulsar owl]

drinking beverages is a gateway to drinking alcoholic beverages

[sand flicker]

This is god tier food though

[pearl coral]

YEAH

[sand flicker]

That pretzel looks good damn

[zenith dirge]

yes that is a good movie

[forest juniper]

i cried at the end

i was 8 tho

[zenith dirge]

i didnt but i feel ya

[wild scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/god-god-bless-auntie-annes-pretzels-sparkling-gif-17270220

[dry shale]

guess i shouldnt drink water damn

[pulsar owl]

only ice cubes

[zenith dirge]

NO WAY!!!!!!!!, 3 toed horse!!!!!

[forest juniper]

are you by chance a twiste d fuckin g psycopath

[dry shale]

crunchy

[pearl coral]

taking a bite of pretzel, a sip of black coffee, and then texting random old people obscene emojis via bowling terminal was a highlight of the night

[zenith dirge]

no

[dry shale]

wait i could crush the icecubes into bits and then snort them

[forest juniper]

no im mundane and boring as shit jeffgrips

[zenith dirge]

they would melt in your nose

[pulsar owl]

enjoy your combination nosebleed and brainfreeze

[regal karma]

american dream

[pulsar owl]

oh and sinus infection

[zenith dirge]

im being a fossil nerd rn, who wants to see a cool fossil i have

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bunny-bunny-cat-cat-bunny-drewisme-gif-21993650

[sand flicker]

Never even thought to try black coffee with savoury food got to give this golden tidbit a shot

[pulsar owl]

that you have? I do I do I do

[pearl coral]

i realized today that i'm going to have to miss school to participate in my fencing tournament

it starts at 8:30 AM on a friday vro . ..

[zenith dirge]

one second please, switching to my phone

[pulsar owl]

does fencing have varsity and JV

[gloomy urchin]

KERFUR

[pearl coral]

if it were a sweet pretzel i would've died of happiness

[pearl coral]

what is the point of this message (non mean tone)

[pulsar owl]

curiosity

[pearl coral]

no

it is not a school thing

[pulsar owl]

actually it was for malice I tricked you

[pearl coral]

banned for malice and deceit

[forest juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-falling-breaking-bad-dm4uz3-gif-18078549

[gloomy urchin]

@pearl coral did u pet kerfur

[worldly vapor]

this is quite the interesting armor piece, dated 1400-1450

[zenith dirge]

@pulsar owl ooo fishy

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fair-enough-touche-good-point-gif-20559621

[worldly vapor]

I love medieval art

[pulsar owl]

that's freaking awesome

[pearl coral]

i did not approach it for fear of my safety

[gloomy urchin]

why

[pearl coral]

is all'antica

[pearl coral]

ribit

[pulsar owl]

pop that shit in #references♥_1450-1470 big man

[gloomy urchin]

you should've pet it

[pearl coral]

is all'antica

[pulsar owl]

tight asf

[pearl coral]

no need for references channel

wags finger

spits

[zenith dirge]

An whale

[pulsar owl]

oh nvm

a whale what?

what part of the whale?

[zenith dirge]

Vertebrae

[pulsar owl]

vertebraemazing

[gloomy urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/673646082160459776/1211084514705801246/rapidsave.com_fpy047x65fkc1.gif

[worldly vapor]

that might actually be a depiction of an ancient soldier, since he has a rounded type heater shield thing with center grip

[pearl coral]

that's what all'antica implies

[gloomy urchin]

@pearl coral your opinion on #1357987417398706277

[worldly vapor]

where did it say all'antica what does that mean

[dim mirage]

Guys sorry for asking this but I changed a visual setting and I'm locked out of the game now, can anyone help me?

It's the last settings in video settings, I switched it and cant get into the game anymore 😭😭😭

[pearl coral]

the shield also has a face, and his bascinet also is shaped like a nightmare before christmas setpiece, and he's got gold decorations and a weirdly shaped spear and scales and a helmet strap, all of which would be considered outdated by 1400-1450 (broadly, when combined they're all pretty much guaranteed'ly fantastical)

[pearl coral]

all'antica means in the manner of the ancients (roughly)

medieval tendency to illustrate equipment in a fantastical manner to convey antiquated technology

[worldly vapor]

i heard that before but I think I forgot the strange european term for it, I just remember the translation

[pearl coral]

like the armor here

[worldly vapor]

its so gaudy

they be killing my pious legionaries

[indigo hare]

Right click halfsword in your steam library, press properties. Under General there’s a line for Launch Options. In there type in: -dx11

[dim mirage]

TYSM!! I will try

OMG IT WORKED YOU'RE A WIZARD

[pearl coral]

these are all all'antica or involve all'antica elements, first is a reenactment harness from what i know

@worldly vapor

[worldly vapor]

is the 4th pic the Battle of the Milvian Bridge

[pearl coral]

no

three is heraclius killing the king of the persians and fourth is from the trojan war

[blazing relic]

Guys is it illegal to download a computer virus in a costco laptop

[shadow rock]

The kid on the left looks like he's considering killing the man

[pearl coral]

should be

[pearl coral]

he literally did kill the man

it's david and goliath

[shadow rock]

Oh damn

[pearl coral]

same thing as my pfp

[shadow rock]

That artist back then should've added blood to the sword tbh he had no idea it would get criticized on discord

[worldly vapor]

interesting... its literally impossible to tell what battles these are without context. I guess that doesnt really matter since they were meant to accompany text

[shadow rock]

Noice

[worldly vapor]

is Burgundian armor deliberately styled in the manner of the ancients

or is this just a fancy coincidence

[pearl coral]

"burgundian armor" is a misnomer

[shadow rock]

We absolutely need this in half sword

[pearl coral]

doesnt fit

[worldly vapor]

then what would you call it

[shadow rock]

[pearl coral]

it was popularized by youtube, but it's just all'antica, generally burgundian armor was just typical HRE equipment

[pearl coral]

all'antica

[dim mirage]

Im ngl I show mercy to all NPCs except the Boss fight, I torture him all the time 😭😭

[pearl coral]

im pretty sure there are just a bunch of surviving burgundian depictions of all'antica artwork and that's why it was called that

[worldly vapor]

but the burgundians specifically sometimes wore all'antica?

[pearl coral]

no

[pearl coral]

the only thing "burgundian" about it is the armored maheutres of the guy on the far right which im 99% sure is just a thing from burgundian antique artwork

nothing special or historically unique implicated by burgundian all'antica artwork, just got picked up and ran with by pop history youtubers

[keen kite]

Yo why did my willie just started nonstop heavy breathing? @pearl coral

im just standing still

[shadow rock]

Oh yeah btw I tried out the controller on half sword because my mouse killed itself ngl it's not that bad gotta get used to it though the only problem I have is the controller mutes my PC audio when I plug it in

[keen kite]

?

Sam

[pearl coral]

more all'antica stuff

[shadow rock]

He remembers the abyss

[worldly vapor]

tis truly a shame that such charlatans make their living on the deceiving of the masses!

[pearl coral]

calm down

[pearl coral]

i dont know man

[keen kite]

WHAT

Did you just say that without a .

[zenith dirge]

what are yalls opinion on stone age shit?

[pearl coral]

the more you know

[keen kite]

.

[worldly vapor]

i love being lied to and then learning the truth later its so satisfying I yearn for it

[regal karma]

in the event of my death i'm getting someone to wipe all my messages from this server

[pearl coral]

@worldly vapor have you seen greathelms with bevors before

[worldly vapor]

I have never seen this what in the world am I looking at bro

[dry shale]

i mean you could probably beat people to death with a rock in the 16th century

[pearl coral]

greathelm with bevor

[zenith dirge]

cool ass statue

[regal karma]

and there was only one bed 😳

[zenith dirge]

but in stone age they would make sharp rocks (i know how to make sharp rocks)

[pearl coral]

i cant tell if it's the perspective but there's like a 30% chance it's a chess piece

[worldly vapor]

actually I suppose it makes sense considering the neck had no actual plate there to protect it, only chainmail... which could suck real bad if you get a straight on impact while on horseback

[pearl coral]

yep

[zenith dirge]

either way its cool

[pearl coral]

also it looks baller as hell

and acts as pretty much a proto-wrapper, like armets had

protects the face AND the neck

[shadow rock]

Willie remembers the cold touch of the stone floor of the abyss the cold crisp air dry yet humid the dark black sky around him the warm blood drenching his hands slowly dripping off the multiple scars cuts stabs and bruises and broken bones he had the sounds of the other Willies screaming in pain your Willie breaths that way because he panics at the very thought of the abyss.

[keen kite]

Is that real

[shadow rock]

Yes

[keen kite]

or made up?

[pearl coral]

greathelms with bevors are probably my third favorite helmet of all time

[pearl coral]

made up

[keen kite]

oh

[shadow rock]

Nu uh Willie is definitely sentient

[jade wadi]

gooning

[jade wadi]

freaking

[worldly vapor]

hold on why does the guy in 1st pic have flower pauldrons

[jade wadi]

jelqing in your sleeping

[worldly vapor]

excuse me sir?

[zenith dirge]

ancient chinese armor

[regal karma]

many such cases

[worldly vapor]

send pics?

[zenith dirge]

i forgor the pic

[shadow rock]

Also uh sam is the half sword prototype currently available on itch.io

[pearl coral]

considering he's wearing a crown it's probably a tad bit of period fantasy

[worldly vapor]

did they have any additional piece to protect the neck and collarbone area

[pearl coral]

some reenactor bevor-greathelms

[worldly vapor]

does this count as all'antica or is this like.. contemporary make-believe

[pearl coral]

yeah

[shadow rock]

I wish I had that all I have is a mass produced Sugarloaf great helm off of Amazon

[pearl coral]

there's not really a set definition but i would call it "period fantasy" considering it's likely displaying something contemporary, all'antica is just pre-period-period-fantasy pretty much lol

[zenith dirge]

probably

mongolian

[worldly vapor]

have you ever thought about if there was any way they ever could have known or figured out what Roman and Greek soldiers actually looked like

[pearl coral]

evidently there wasnt

[shadow rock]

Hard to tell if it's copper or leather

[zenith dirge]

i think its leather

[worldly vapor]

its truly a shame that such a span of time was devoid of the beautiful artistry that was ancient armor

or more like idk, practical artistry

[pearl coral]

this was the closest they got

[worldly vapor]

I wonder if they found a musculata in a hole somewhere in Italy and that was the only evidence they had

[shadow rock]

That Looks like if Hollywood mixed up Spartans with gladiators

[last whale]

Nay, this is peak

[worldly vapor]

who owned this armor im feeling like it was a Habsburg

1500s

[zenith dirge]

NO WAY THE ANCIENT MONGOLIANS HAD DRIP!!!!

[pearl coral]

a lot of all'antica was made for parades too, and like reenacting roman and greek events

[pearl coral]

phillip II

[pearl coral]

3 unrelated

[shadow rock]

Dude... It got creased

[worldly vapor]

i just now noticed for some reason they absolutely love all'antica "one hand on the hip" pose for artwork

[pearl coral]

this was that guy's normal armor

[zenith dirge]

mongolia drip

[last whale]

@pearl coral Have you heard of this peak https://open.spotify.com/track/2KYQTOhhOjLiHtiJkgkqWh?si=51ff1910cb5341f6

[pearl coral]

i remember listening to that the other day

[worldly vapor]

does that have two layers of plate on the calf?

or are those boots

the riding ones the riding boots idk what theyre called

[zenith dirge]

they look like boots

[pearl coral]

no

[worldly vapor]

from far away they look like form fitting plate its strange

[pearl coral]

im pretty sure you're lookin at the boots yeah

[zenith dirge]

ima go out on a limb and guess that the baron boss was based off of henry the 8ths armor

[worldly vapor]

is that an armet or a close helm

[pearl coral]

the only thing they share is goldenness

[pearl coral]

armet

hinges at the cheeks

[jade wadi]

nar

[pearl coral]

looks a lot like early close helms tho

[zenith dirge]

i mean the helmet looks similar too

[pearl coral]

it is the exact same as the normal italian harness in game

all based on galleazo d'arco's armor

[zenith dirge]

oh ok

[worldly vapor]

who made this bro...

[jade wadi]

woof woof

[pearl coral]

they really really really did good at replicating it

[zenith dirge]

oh cool

[pearl coral]

LITERALLY willie half sword.

[worldly vapor]

for a second I thought this was actual armor from the period

or is it

[pearl coral]

it is

[zenith dirge]

i dont know alot about midiveal stuff (my mother does though) but i just think this kinda old stuff is cool

[pearl coral]

all of the churburg stuff is

[worldly vapor]

ok you confused me when you said it was replicated I thought you meant the armor

[pearl coral]

nono i meant half sword did a really amazing job at replicating the harness in game

[worldly vapor]

worst offender over here

[pearl coral]

closer look at the armet

[pearl coral]

that's from chalkis

also just a bashford dean moment

[worldly vapor]

yea wasnt it a venetian armor

from their armory there

[pearl coral]

i cant remember

havent looked into it in a long time

[worldly vapor]

do you ever be looking at pre-medieval armor

[zenith dirge]

i wonder if an EOD suit could stop and arrow

[pearl coral]

on occasion

[zenith dirge]

the helmet probably could

[worldly vapor]

me loves it (or moreso the lack of it a lot of the time)

[pearl coral]

i love italo-corinthian helmets

[worldly vapor]

ok theyre interesting but actually kinda weird

[zenith dirge]

for those who have 0 clue what im talking about, this is an EOD suit (explosive ordinance disposal)

[worldly vapor]

my favorite is probably the phrygian helmet

idk why but this shape is so nice

[zenith dirge]

smurf

[worldly vapor]

have u seen this Etruscan corinthian with a closed faceguard, hinged?

[pearl coral]

they're meant to emulate corinthian helmets and artwork where corinthian helmets are worn atop the head rather than on it

so it's like a weird vestigial helmet feature

[zenith dirge]

no, wheres the other half?\

[pearl coral]

that's really rad

[worldly vapor]

some gaul ate it probably

[zenith dirge]

makes sense

[worldly vapor]

lemme load up my pinterst

the big P

[zenith dirge]

i love how all 3 of us are just yapping it nerd style

[worldly vapor]

have yall seen this sallet

[zenith dirge]

pretty

[pearl coral]

Dislike!

contextually misleading and or victorian fake

either repurposed for 16th century parades or painted by some 1800s loser basically

very dubious

black sallets are a very big point of interest for me

[worldly vapor]

epic I was thinking as I posted it "this is probably way too cool to be real"

[pearl coral]

do you notice all the tiny holes that are all around the bottom of the helmet

those are for affixing velvet or otherwise any other kind of textile

[subtle rock]

ambatoblo

[pearl coral]

there are so many factors that go into black sallets that im not sure we'll ever truly know how they were decorated and why or why we've found them like we've found them

[zenith dirge]

i like google streetview

[worldly vapor]

is it possible all the paint just got washed off and they were all really painted originally

[zenith dirge]

im looking at some rice feild in cambodia rn

yep, rice

[worldly vapor]

I need your help can any of you identify what country this man is meant to belong to

[keen kite]

How do you fly

[zenith dirge]

go to pilot school

[keen kite]

no i mean like fly in halfsword

[jade wadi]

somewhere in Europe

[keen kite]

I wanna wwe

uh

@pearl coral you know how

[zenith dirge]

hes a mod not a dev

[pearl coral]

some stuff that comes to mind:

-mass production was becoming prominent at the time ("black from the hammer" or otherwise sort of unfinished on the surface (in general they're not any less "refined" than other sallets in terms of mechanical aspects, they're about equally, in ratio, spread across a variety of budgets and a lot of artwork shows many wealthy men wearing them))
-iirc, italian laws passed that armor HAD to be exported uncovered by textiles so that you wouldnt receive poorly made armor
-parades and the.. bastardization? i cant think of a nicer word - of chivalry was becoming popular, which results in more "showy" pieces and possibly painting over older undecorated ones

[subtle rock]

yappatron 9000

[keen kite]

Im talking about this

[zenith dirge]

thats just a bug

[keen kite]

How do you do it

How to you take em there

is this a mod

[pearl coral]

i feel like they were shipped uncovered and "to-be-covered" at the wearer's tastes, as was the growing fashion, and then later on repainted for parades when discarded

bro is perpetually confused

[zenith dirge]

if yall could go to any country which country would it be?

[worldly vapor]

gyattamn WWE

[keen kite]

How do i fly?

[pearl coral]

@worldly vapor #references♥_1450-1470 message look at this message and below for the extended conversation we had about black sallets here

[pearl coral]

[keen kite]

[shadow cipher]

my nitro is gone

[keen kite]

Any tuts on yt

[pearl coral]

broski

[zenith dirge]

nah he deid thousands of years ago

[keen kite]

what happend to your formalness

[subtle rock]

sigma

[pearl coral]

i didnt have any

[subtle rock]

bro such a bad boy

defying norms

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[pearl coral]

its normal to not be formal

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dies-thwomp-mario-64-mario-64-thwomp-death-gif-14049040339050574490

[subtle rock]

sigma sigma boy

[keen kite]

there were 3 messages on my post in like 1 second

[zenith dirge]

i can be formal if i want to, BUT I CHOSE NOT TOO!!!!!!

[keen kite]

5 now

[velvet zinc]

how do i get the full version of half sword? i had the playtest but it stopped working

[zenith dirge]

thanks captian obvious

[pearl coral]

demo

far from full

steam

[subtle rock]

The 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬 is the new build! 𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 was integrated with it. Update your 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬 build! Download the demo and optionally uninstall the 𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉! Play the 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬!

Launch playtest with the EXE file if you have it and don't like hardcore progression in your Demonstration video game!!!

[zenith dirge]

demo was updated, now it has new stuff

[keen kite]

How do you fly?

[subtle rock]

press e

[keen kite]

dud.

[pearl coral]

BUG

IT IS A BUG

[zenith dirge]

GO TO PILOT SCHOOL, GRADUATE, GET INTO A PLANE, FLY

[pearl coral]

y'all remember professor doodlewhacker

[keen kite]

you cant do it

[zenith dirge]

delete system 32

[keen kite]

Thank you!

I will try this method later on!

@zenith dirge

[zenith dirge]

dont ping me cockroach

[keen kite]

hater

[zenith dirge]

or i will become an evil sigma

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-baldis-basics-mogged-mog-rizz-gif-11774215665411580343

[subtle rock]

bro is yellow

[zenith dirge]

like my pfp

[subtle rock]

bubby 2

[zenith dirge]

bubbys long lost cousin

this is me

[worldly vapor]

@pearl coral is this one real or nah

[pearl coral]

shrug

[subtle rock]

who up jerkin they werm

[pearl coral]

but also note the holes at the botto m . ..

did you read any of what i linked

it was big and socratic

[zenith dirge]

how do i fly?

[worldly vapor]

yeah I read like the whole message chain

[pearl coral]

it was a lot

i remember when i was partaking it felt like hours

[worldly vapor]

is it possible that they just made the helmets to be compatible with BOTH painting AND textile for on-the-fly customizability?

[pearl coral]

i feel like it's almost 100% for textiles

[spark quartz]

hummina hummina

[pearl coral]

the painting part only seems to become prominent when they're being refurbished for funny events

[worldly vapor]

yeah but in the same way your phone previously had a 3.5 mm audiojack but many people would still use wireless earbuds

does that analogy work

[pearl coral]

yes

[pearl coral]

regardless considering like all of the art showing them seems to convey textile coverings my opinion remains unchanged

i think the painting part came after their fighting lifetimes

[subtle rock]

im new bro

[keen kite]

I found another glitch inorder to fly kinda

or bug

[zenith dirge]

wait what did your library door say in it again? i remember you said it was some funny shit

*On

[subtle rock]

close door

[worldly vapor]

what primary sources actually depict colored sallets

[subtle rock]

thank

[zenith dirge]

close door

[subtle rock]

close door thank

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[worldly vapor]

oop I found one

[subtle rock]

its still there

[worldly vapor]

I think solid color sallet lends itself towards textiles rather than paint

[pearl coral]

byeah

[zenith dirge]

what if i left the door open?

[subtle rock]

close door thank

[pearl coral]

also using the same exact colors as the cloth on the right

[worldly vapor]

have u seen any manuscript examples of multicolored or patterned colored sallets

[pearl coral]

nope

this man was ruined

[zenith dirge]

idk what "theory" is funnier. someone took off the "you", or it was just put up saying "close door, thank"

[worldly vapor]

but we are 100% sure that Greathelms were sometimes painted, like in the Morgan Bible?

I dont see how this could be textile

[subtle rock]

close door thank

[worldly vapor]

I find this interesting

[pearl coral]

yes !

[subtle rock]

im playin with it

[pearl coral]

kornburg one is painted

[subtle rock]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1213668036058550283.gif?size=160&name=dancing+cat

[worldly vapor]

check out this crazy ahh etruscan armor from like 750 BC

[zenith dirge]

i remember once going through the hood and seeing a billboard that was entirly in burmese, i dont even know what it was advertising

[worthy mist]

bro abyss has been so optimized i used to lag so much and now im completely fine

[subtle rock]

advertising some squiggles

[proven stratus]

Damn I missed a lot of half sword

[zenith dirge]

idk but it had some guy holding some kinda ID or drivers license on it

[pearl coral]

i feel like i remember you

[subtle rock]

free citizenship !

[zenith dirge]

makes sense

[unreal bay]

Beautiful

[worldly vapor]

grabbed it too far up the blade..

[subtle rock]

beautiful more like u stink

[unreal bay]

Not you

[unreal bay]

This

[subtle rock]

this more like u stink

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1250177888532168755/attachment-5-4.gif

[subtle rock]

/attachment-5-4.gif more like you stink

[zenith dirge]

close door, thank

[subtle rock]

[zenith dirge]

[pearl coral]

goodnight all

[subtle rock]

sybau

[pearl coral]

banned for evil

[subtle rock]

im swiss cheese u ninja

[worldly vapor]

goodnight I hope you dream of strange dog shaped helmets

[zenith dirge]

i once had a dream about Abraham Lincoln doing kung fu and judo against cowboys on a snowy mountian inside a classroom

i also was sick at the time

[worldly vapor]

when I was like 8 I had a dream I was stuck inside the FNAF 2 building it was so scary

[subtle rock]

bro is actually a cartoon this typa dream is unfathomable

[zenith dirge]

i remember having a dream where i got kidnapped by darth maul from starwars, who was driving a dark evil schoolbus

[worldly vapor]

bro your dreams are so good

[zenith dirge]

and then there was the dream where i got kiddnapped by amish people, and taken to MY OWN house

[random lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232391039873056820/1356260512647745707/Screen_Recording_20250331_153232_Discord_2.gif

[zenith dirge]

i think my autism makes my dreams wacky but idk

[worldly vapor]

Its a symptom of being cultured

[subtle rock]

no bro this does NOT happen

[zenith dirge]

hold on i gotta remember some more

[zenith dirge]

IM NOT A DOCTOR

[subtle rock]

I AM A SURGEON

[zenith dirge]

i once had a dream where i was in a magic high tech version of one of the submarine busses from spongebob but it was filled with tubas and pianos, and michael jackson was wandering around outside

[zenith dirge]

sturgeon

[subtle rock]

do u be sleeping with fevers

[zenith dirge]

no

[subtle rock]

do you like crack

[zenith dirge]

no

i may be country, but i aint THAT country

[worldly vapor]

what state are you from

[zenith dirge]

ohio (no im not joking)

[worldly vapor]

im from Alabama deadass

[unreal bay]

[worldly vapor]

I live in Alabama

[subtle rock]

bro said country and ohio in the same group of sentences

[worldly vapor]

My neighbors have a chicken coop.

[unreal bay]

O h b o i

[zenith dirge]

most of near me is farmers and old people

i can walk down my street and see horses, sheep, and 1 donkey

[worldly vapor]

New Orleans but its Grass

[zenith dirge]

naw'lins but you can actually dig down without seeing water

[worldly vapor]

I was just there, its crazy they got a manhole every 3-4 meters im not joking ,the entire sidewalk is covered in storm drain inlets and manholes and little pipes and things

theres just too much water everywhere

[subtle rock]

udit

[zenith dirge]

well it is below sea level

[scarlet creek]

Is the step on weapon = cumbustion myth real

[subtle rock]

bust

[worldly vapor]

average new orleans sidewalk

[zenith dirge]

YEP, NAW'LINS

[worldly vapor]

also I just learned they have termite poison built into the sidewalks

[zenith dirge]

but why? termites dont eat sidewalks

[worldly vapor]

theyre by the buildings that are food for the little devious creatures

[zenith dirge]

oh ok that makes sense

[unreal bay]

Termite dispensary machine

[subtle rock]

hawk tuah machine

[proven stratus]

I feel like I remember you too

[unreal bay]

Hawk Utah fell off

[subtle rock]

hawk ohio

[unreal bay]

That too

[spark quartz]

hey blood guy how's it goin

[scarlet wolf]

the termite things are traps to check for the presence of termites

decent homes have them as well if youre in termite areas

[uneven torrent]

i unlocked the milita rank but its stil grayed out and wont let me use it

[undone onyx]

select a country

one of the shields

[drifting stirrup]

What @undone onyx said

If I recall correctly, the standards you can choose from are the Holy Roman Empire, France, England or Bohemia.

[undone onyx]

england and the austrian looking one are the really good ones

[drifting stirrup]

I would use the Bohemian one because of the funny hungry man, but the perk is so shit 😭

[gloomy crest]

Yo does anyone else have their character randomly trip for no reason very frequently

[drifting stirrup]

No, but my limbs detonate everytime I get remotely close to the commoner boss.

[gloomy crest]

Yeah bosses suck to fight

Worst addition to the game imo, normal enemies are tough enough with the RNG looking ahh physics

[drifting stirrup]

Don't even get me started on the physics

[undone onyx]

commoner boss is kinda easy all you have to do is stab him with pitchfork

[gloomy crest]

Yeah but pitchfork is cheating

Pitchfork users are NERDS and the game is basically halved for them

[drifting stirrup]

At this point, all is fair in love and war

[undone onyx]

or just parry him with greatsword then stab him

stabbing anyone usually results in a insta kill

[gloomy crest]

It's why I kinda want rapiers in the game, since actual dueling would be fun

[undone onyx]

ye

[drifting stirrup]

I never felt better when I disarmed him, picked up his own greatsword and swiped his head off in one go.

[undone onyx]

based

[uneven torrent]

thank you bro i thought i my game was bugged

[undone onyx]

np

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135189038463205416/1318307712005705748/caption.gif

[uneven torrent]

what are the dif perks for the factions?

[undone onyx]

fsr the baron boss was extremely easy for me

[lunar stream]

it literally says them when you hover over them

[drifting stirrup]

It says so under the standards

[urban pulsar]

everytime an enemy drops armour in the final challenge the fucking game crashes

[lunar stream]

you're not worthy

[uneven torrent]

i just clicked one without reading it lowk

[undone onyx]

austria gives quicker stanima regen (i usually pick that)

[lunar stream]

sounds like a you problem

[urban pulsar]

apparently i'm not nah

[lunar stream]

my brother in christ that's the hre

[undone onyx]

england gives less damage taken, france is faster dodging, bohemia is faster kicking

[drifting stirrup]

Hot take: picking England is useless because you die when you get hit anyway

[lunar stream]

cold take: no

[undone onyx]

fsr it has an austrian flag on it

[drifting stirrup]

Lukewarm take: maybe

[undone onyx]

yeah honestly hre is the best choice

[lunar stream]

🤷

nope that's just its coat of arms

[drifting stirrup]

Is that the same as a Standard?

[lunar stream]

what

[drifting stirrup]

Standard? A rallying flag?

[lunar stream]

idk

[urban pulsar]

god i just fucking love unreal engine 5 so much oh my god its the best game engine i love it i love it i love it 😊

my game crashed again, when an enemy dropped loot. this has happened 5 times now 😭 i am not bothered clearly im not allowed to beat the challenge

[random lion]

Are you playing on a potato or something? 😭

[urban pulsar]

nah, that's the confusing part 😭

i've got the game running fine on high settings, it just shits itself due to the loot spawns

the game hasn't crashed once outside of the final challenge

[random lion]

Are you on DX12 or DX11, Apparently changing it can help according to someone?

[urban pulsar]

dont think i am, i'll check anyways

[random lion]

Check which one you are on.

[urban pulsar]

yeah DX11

i'll give dx12 a go then

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-tail-suck-tail-gif-21243409

[urban pulsar]

yeah honestly i think that's fixed it

[random lion]

Wonderful

[urban pulsar]

cheers for letting me know o7

[normal oak]

Does anyone else prefer the new pvp

Punches seem more rewarding now

[urban pulsar]

yeah unarmed is way more effective

i find myself just dropping my weapons and clinching people if i get too close

[normal oak]

I mean i dont mind the weapons either its just they added actual edge alignment so

Gotta get used to that

[urban pulsar]

my main issue so far is just i feel like blades are too sharp now, i'll tap a guy with an axe and his torso will split in two

but even then it's not a major issue, more of a minor annoyance at times

[drifting stirrup]

I heard someone resolved this by switching to the gentle "gore" setting.

[sullen folio]

[urban pulsar]

oh also i should've specified, it's unreal engine 5 crashing, not the game

the game continues to run fine, but unreal engine has a fatal error, and i can only play for about 20 more seconds before the error message closes itself and shuts the application

[mellow wren]

what language is that

[scarlet bolt]

why did they make the time for feedback and bug reporting 30 minutes :(

[regal karma]

it's swedish for "death to all"

[mellow wren]

thanks ill send that to my swedish friend

[gloomy urchin]

raf raf

[grand bane]

Död eller vanära

https://tenor.com/view/swedish-empire-carolus-rex-gif-5991243984546906298

[indigo tree]

fps is better, game now crashes once every 3 minutes

fuck UE5

[urban pulsar]

I FUCKING LOVE UNREAL ENGINE!!!!!111111111!11!11!11!11!11!1111!11!11!11!11!11!11! 😊😊😊

[urban pulsar]

yeah i'll have to do this as well

unreal engine shit itself again when i chopped a guys fingers off

[uneven cairn]

Now I wanna play Total War Empire or Napoleon

[grand bane]

That gif is of the Swedish Caroleans so it is 100 too early🇸🇪

[merry wyvern]

I love that Cal can use his force memory thing to learn how to use all these different stances

But he can't use his force memory ability to learn how to properly use the standard lightsaber and, to my knowledge, doesn't use an actual lightsaber form with it.

In Jedi Survivor

[flat widget]

I look just like Cal and I never hear the end of it

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[restive wing]

yooo

anybody beat the final mode yet

im stuck

[ivory fjord]

give it a few years and hopefully its in a better state

[sterile abyss]

We deaduzz need the grab flip glitch again🙏😭

[merry wyvern]

I can't tell if it's an actual form or if they just said fuck it

I also don't know why there are robot Dark Troopers in Survivor, they should be the MK 1 cyborg Dark Troopers because Survivor takes place before the formal formation of the Rebel Alliance

And the robot Dark Troopers didn't exist until after then.

[smoky portal]

cal castass

thats my contribution for today

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-spin-brown-bricks-gif-20792694

[odd prism]

bruuhhh

my game crashes

again

[plain juniper]

@median granite Hey. You are our 100,000th member :D

[median granite]

thats actually dope! Good to be here!

[stiff kiln]

WiseArkAngel (wisearkangel)

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

Apr 8, 2025, 8:02 AM

[regal karma]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/793271430649217024/968960881855717427/844992747832213544.gif

100k members

and every single one of them will be bald

ACTIVATE THA MACHINE

[wintry pebble]

Let’s GOOOO 🔥

[quiet dirge]

willie

[past cypress]

Can the devs add a sabre

[trim copper]

ayyyyyyy 100k members

[merry wyvern]

We're probably gonna see Jedi Survivor get a sequel pretty soon

[trim copper]

and 5

do not forget the 5

[regal karma]

i'm not really familiar. are there many good sabres in the 1400's?

[merry wyvern]

Unless they've had their thumbs up their asses, we'll probably see it in roughly two or three years

The Star wars game I mean

[regal karma]

i was thinking of a completly different type of sword

[past cypress]

Polish sabres

[past cypress]

Ok

[regal karma]

sadge

[past cypress]

Fudge

Too bad

I want sabre

[errant minnow]

Sabres were largerly introduced in the 17th century

Late reply 😭

[spring estuary]

what is up with the swordman boss

just being in a 5 meter radius of him just immediately decapitates willy

[sonic cape]

what happens if i say skibidi

i saw messages in #🧠rot where ppl say skibidi, sigma or smth else in general and get in museum

[trim copper]

its disabled currently, try again later

[woeful flume]

is there any way to play with great champ weapons in free mode?

[sonic cape]

what is great champ

[woeful flume]

final boss on every level?

[sonic cape]

ig there is no way, only in abyss

or maybe with some mods or other ways to get weapons

[wicked mural]

Copied Ottomans

[median oak]

add hammer fisting pls

[regal karma]

hey um

vat

[median oak]

hammer fists?

mma

[jagged sundial]

You mean the Elden Ring ballfists?

Oh you mean overhand strikes. Yeah add that

[regal karma]

bro we ain't sandman

[median oak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je8xXiWQyJY

hammer fists for ground and pounds i mean

[midnight void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866699859813859352/1352791163006095490/togif-3.gif

[cobalt shoal]

Real

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/Y66j_BUCBMY?si=Z72UOjzS7I20RR6o

@oak oar

[patent seal]

@mods

[lime harness]

you ever have that moment where somebody tries to use the time you've played a game as an argument

and you have more time than them

mmmmm feels good

[somber whale]

?

[high spruce]

To unlock the highest rank do I have to do the challenge mode thing

[lime harness]

some fella on war thunder was being a goober (racist...) and out of nowhere said "come back to me when you have 500 hours then we'll talk"

me having 50000, aka 5 years x3

maybe

hold on

ahh

one more zero,

[real inlet]

Bro has 1000 hours in year

[quiet dirge]

am i supposed to get knocked out by legit ANY impact

[lime harness]

I have a small spelling error

I shall go atomize myself

[quiet dirge]

also which faction is best even

[real inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-cat-tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-gif-3583064468191565130

[cobalt shoal]

Best faction is the good one

[real inlet]

Yeah dont choose Bad one

[cobalt shoal]

Yep

[gloomy crest]

we need Willie's balls

[real inlet]

I mean if you find armor gloves in first level its almost the same

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-huh-huh-cat-gif-4427829456107798028

[real inlet]

Catpost while Admins asleep

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-funny-awake-alert-gif-4839020

[midnight void]

me:yogurt
gurt:wsg
sg:thx

[lime harness]

fast is fine but accuracy is final, you gotta learn how to be slow in a hurry - Wyatt Earp,

Focus on accuracy before you try to aquire speed - Willis "Ching" Lee

shit were these two related aside one being the greatest battleship commander of WW2 and the second being a gunslinger in the 1800s

[jagged sundial]

I'll crush em with my mace

[jagged sundial]

Willis Lee...

Willee

Willie

Coincidence? I think NOT.

[lime harness]

XD

[gloomy crest]

the last time I put the war pick in his groin, it creaked bone breaking sound. I think he might be pretty hard

[grand bane]

The one I use

[quiet dirge]

playing as a silly militia is too op

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/7ApY_FqCKgc?si=nyMDjwCMBrK8oWwe why are they all so pretty

[midnight void]

https://tenor.com/view/phonk-sleep-brainrot-troll-face-troll-face-phonk-gif-1338887386627314442

[pearl coral]

this is the second time stuff has randomly appeared beside me in my sleep

woke up with a cowboy boot to my left

[wanton portal]

cool can I have it

[lunar stream]

mb i left it there by accident can i have it back

[pearl coral]

literally what am i doin in my sleep

[dreamy ginkgo]

good morning chat

[echo sun]

Day 2 of asking you to make weapon selection not ass

[idle crest]

Sorry aboot that, yee haw

[quiet dirge]

i cant believe these r 2 different weapons

[agile plume]

Believe it!

[quiet dirge]

am i even meant to win that

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/d81I7jmG_Sk?si=Bo-TF2uwWU0iDxqO

[idle crest]

Aparently they have the same stats as everyone else.

[cobalt shoal]

Good morning

[idle crest]

Which I find hard to believe because they are definitely much more difficult, or at the very least they require a different approach in order to kill.

I assume they wield larger weapons which in combination with the longer reach might make all the difference.

[viral lake]

WHY THE FUCK THE THIRD BOSS IS SO HARD

HOW DO I EVEN BEAT HIM ON COMMONER???

[cobalt shoal]

Wait who is that again

[viral lake]

guy with big sword and a coat

[cobalt shoal]

Oh, that's easy

You just kill him

[idle crest]

Is that the swordsman one?

[viral lake]

yes

[viral lake]

commoneer ult challenge

[idle crest]

Yea he's been the sticking point for me (pun intended)

[viral lake]

and how???

[cobalt shoal]

Using a weapon

[gloomy urchin]

insane no progress loss

[pearl coral]

longsword to thigh

wait for him to swing and miss and then attack, retreat, repeat

[idle crest]

Stats always matter, if a man takes half damage then he takes half damage.

The swordsman gets me alot because I usually like to bash their weapon out the way and then tackle them, doesn't work against him though.

[gloomy urchin]

how does one counter 2 spears

[idle crest]

At least not with my approach.

Im an avid halfsworder, which really doesn't work well against him.

[idle crest]

Piggy in the middle, pick a spearman and make sure that spearman is always directly Inbetween yourself and the other spearman.

Ik ik, that's why I just bumrush most bosses with my weapon held high and then kick them to the floor.

It's a pretty realistic technique in armoured fighting 😏

[somber cobalt]

Caleb plant

[idle crest]

The way to beat tall people is to be extremely aggressive.

[somber cobalt]

Canelo💔

Oh fr

How about Bivol

So facts

How about 90’s boxers

Mines Sugar

[idle crest]

Never been into boxing but last night I was watching Chris Eubank videos because I always thought he was a funny character that showed up on my feed, only found out yesterday that he was a boxer. 😂

[somber cobalt]

Wtf I didn’t realise I typed 90’s

I look so dumb mb

Benarddddddd

[gloomy urchin]

willie vs a weapon on the ground who wins

[viral bone]

yo guys, i've encountered UR error so many times when playing the ultimate challenge. Is there any solution ?😢

[gloomy urchin]

disable gore

[idle crest]

I've always wanted to do a similar sport to boxing but I feel like boxing in general is full of people who just want to let out their rage.

[viral bone]

thanks bro, I'll try

[lime harness]

people are trying to compare the Glider in Vintage Story to the Elytra in Minecraft,

how dare you try to compare some shit that looks like it was the brainchild of Da Vinci and enough wine to kill an elephant

to a magical cape that somehow lets you glide without it crumpling via no structure or support

[idle crest]

Tbf vintage story looks like a 1-1 ripoff of Minecraft.

[white prawn]

hey guys heres the entirety of lagtrain in a discord gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894865038895091743/1358584446516985926/lv_0_20250407061916.gif

[lime harness]

aside being better than it

it's prolly because it started out as an mc mod, devs said fuck it, made it a standalone

and one of the devs for VS worked on the terrafirmacraft mod