general-catfish-🐱🐟

[unkempt zodiac]

yes!

[scarlet hawk]

slideshow abyss fixed 🙂

[dim lion]

It seems to have been addressed across the board

[echo sun]

jesu sad je mnogo bolje

[dim lion]

Let us know how performance is

[random lion]

It somewhat is implemented already.

[tulip copper]

only a little bit better

[fierce hearth]

ill try it tmr

[ruby notch]

I also find myself constantly winning the knife fight carnage with that method

[dim lion]

hey that's an improvement at least

[supple apex]

performance is 100x better, used to have to run abyss at low and would still only get like 45 fps, now i can run on high at 100

[unkempt zodiac]

armour can be dented but the model itself can't be deformed

[quiet sun]

It’s not exactly realistic, but it would make the combat feel chunkier and more immersive so I would like to see it soon

[random lion]

You can see dents in armor if struck hard, I haven't fought enough armored opponents with blunt weapons to notice if the armor will deform and become worse.

[dim lion]

indeed

[compact venture]

yeah still kind of silly how a knife can cut me in half

[ruby notch]

sounds like I need to launch my game

[ruby notch]

Bro I've been cut in half with a tiny hatchet, funniest shit.

[supple apex]

i actually havent noticed that, is that only on higher settings like epic and cinematic?

[unkempt zodiac]

its on all settings

[random lion]

I usually play on commoner or or man-at-arms for freeplay, I rarely event dent armor I just aim for fleshy bits.

[unkempt zodiac]

you just have to hit very hard

[ruby notch]

Strangely, I can recall the hoe doing some damage like that

[plain scroll]

Don't use cinematic. It's for photography only not game play

[unkempt zodiac]

with a blunt weapon typically

[random lion]

I play on high, my 1660S cries above high.

[supple apex]

trying it right now

[quiet sun]

Oh man yeah abyss runs like NUTTER now

[ruby notch]

fantastic news

[modest cosmos]

nutter butter

[quiet sun]

BUTTER BUTTER OH GOD

[dense jetty]

there should be an option for camera to default to cinematic

whenever u wanna take a pic

[supple apex]

ive got a 7600 and high runs great for me might even turn it to epic

[random lion]

Speaking of that, I love the photo mode so much!
Neuron activation when f-stop affects the exposure 😮

[supple apex]

also does the resolution setting even do anything?\

i change it and it doesnt seem to change anything lol

[ruby notch]

sort of

depends on your fullscreen mode

[random lion]

I don't recall that setting, haven't touched it atleast.

[supple apex]

OH MY GOD THERE IS ARMOR DEFORMATION

[compact venture]

would be cool if neck slices actually caused arterial bleeding

also ive never lived long enough to test but does bleeding actually kill you eventually?

[unreal bay]

ye

[random lion]

There sort of is a arterial bleed you can notice sometimes, unsure if it's to the neck aswell.

[compact venture]

ive kind of seen one but i only seen it on dismemberments

[flat tapir]

Thank you so much for the updates! Getting really hyped for the alpha again now 😄

[tulip copper]

bro the size difference

[dim lion]

oh boy time to learn how to type on a new phone

it's bigger

this will be an adjustment

[random lion]

I've had it happen during deep slashes sometimes, although it's not that pumping pattern you see.

[unreal bay]

📸

[dim lion]

https://tmp.esmbot.net/b0pja4xd5qi.gif

[compact venture]

how do i aim a stab properly? is it just try to stab until it finally hits the target?

[wanton portal]

Swing swing

[unreal bay]

double click

[compact venture]

yeah but it just doenst go where i needed it to

[dreamy mango]

Stabbing Advice 🔪

When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

[dim lion]

Allow Willie to help

[unreal bay]

good willie

[dim lion]

[wanton portal]

Has anyone actually gotten a knife stuck onto an enemy?
I don't think anyone has yet

[trim copper]

wait when were there footprints in the game

[dim lion]

All the time kekw

[random lion]

What a smart willie

[dim lion]

Here watch this clip

[lavish dirge]

did the fkin AI get improved or smt

[compact venture]

alt mode is even more unpredictable

[lavish dirge]

I'm folding to shit I wouldn't even before the update

[dim lion]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2fPlK0ccrcXOS-m2/spok?invite=cr-MSxqa2ssMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[scarlet hawk]

I always leave the knife in the enemy when I stab 😄

[dim lion]

sometimes they take it from me by force with their ribcage.

[compact venture]

double click or alt?

[tulip copper]

i got an axe stuck onto me i pulled it out and decapitated him

[dim lion]

I always alt stab usually.

[scarlet hawk]

That's a crazy clip

[dim lion]

You can get more control over it.

[compact venture]

yeah tahts very uncomfortable to hold both alt and shift

[lavish dirge]

this

[lavish dirge]

not really, unless you wanna kick

[dim lion]

I getcha— I'd put a custom keybinds in steam to your side mouse buttons imo

[limpid prawn]

it does it when i press alt

like the getting ready for the stab part is all fucky wucky on me

[lavish dirge]

even then it's not too hard to shift your thumb slightly to the right xd

[limpid prawn]

only with pitchforks though, short spears are fine

[wanton portal]

The fact you pushed the knife deeper into his wrist the candle stick is so fucking cool

[scarlet hawk]

Full extend with alt and then let go. Aim with left or rightbm then tap alt

[dim lion]

I have carpal tunnel so I can see how it can be uncomfy sometimes

[scarlet hawk]

there are multiple meathods tho

[compact venture]

? i need to hold them both so i can retreat quickly without him axing both my legs off

[dim lion]

right? I love that shit. Getting something stuck in someone and pushing it deeper with a kick or something is crazy.

[dim lion]

meatheads

[scarlet hawk]

meat thods :3

[wanton portal]

I got a spiked spear stucked onto my thigh, pulled it out and put it in HIS thigh

[scarlet hawk]

wholesome content

[cobalt shoal]

[dim lion]

I also met invincible last night in-game
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2psiJK71IrrRoXo6/spok?invite=cr-MSxjSlUsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA
Bro just tanked that shit

[grave harness]

Does a broken knee/elbow heals in the abyss ? (I'm guessing not but i just want to be sure)

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/i've-been-hit-harder-before-mark-grayson-invincible-is-that-the-best-you-got-that-didn't-even-hurt-gif-7218888892924321386

[wanton portal]

Can we get a Baron version of fist play?
I kinda wanna fist fight with full body armor on

[dim lion]

Used to— not sure about the new updates to the demo

[scarlet hawk]

I think most wounds heal in the abyss

Can't confirm tho

[grave harness]

Because the knee of my character got destroyed in a fight and it did not heal >.>

[tulip copper]

i just crushed a guys head inbetween my armpits

[wanton portal]

Man
Imagine wielding a gun in this game
The recoil would shatter your shoulder

[compact venture]

how many people cut up the beggar boss into little pieces after he gives up?

[green briar]

oml the performance update actually works wonders

[compact venture]

wait performance update?

[wanton portal]

Ive beaten a boss using my fists

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/i-thought-you-were-stronger-mark-grayson-invincible-i-thought-you-were-tough-i-thought-you-could-take-it-gif-7323789736249344021

[compact venture]

ive noticed the same amount of blood lags slightly less

[green briar]

wasnt able to run high settings til now

[tulip copper]

Uhhhh

[wanton portal]

What was like the
Medieval version of a baseball bat?

[lunar stream]

a club

[dim lion]

baseball bat

[wanton portal]

Baseball was in medieval times?

[dim lion]

I don't know probably they liked hitting stuff with sticks

[undone onyx]

morning star or just a club

[random lion]

My mom

[wanton portal]

You are not muscle man

[tulip copper]

quote this

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[undone onyx]

is the ultimate challenge the baron

[dim lion]

Baseball, huh?

[wanton portal]

Pretty sure

[random lion]

Threw a muscle man... into space

[compact venture]

the abyss level keeps kicking me out the game after i die because i ran out of vram

and that only happens after i died in main game, if i go into abyss from main menu this doesnt happen

[dim lion]

Try swapping the DX setting in game settings. Might help.

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-gif-9039714763963701778

[dim lion]

Might also do the opposite so be aware lol

[random lion]

Real
6gb of VRAM isn't enough for the game I guess.

[compact venture]

yeah i have 10

[cobalt shoal]

Download more vram

[trim copper]

liquid

[tulip copper]

i love downloading ram its such a lifehack

[cobalt shoal]

Real

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-grayson-momento-triste-invencivel-gif-5712932251165155091

[tulip copper]

is armor just able to bend or something

[random lion]

Deform and dent from very heavy strikes, it's present ingame to a degree

[ruby notch]

yeah it's simulated pretty well so far

[tulip copper]

nah nah i mean this

[random lion]

[ruby notch]

chuck norris is scared of him

[random lion]

I mean it's made of gold...

[ruby notch]

I think you mean king henryium

[dim lion]

squish

[cobalt shoal]

[dim lion]

I'm gonna tweak

[spark quartz]

Blueberry is gonna twerk?

[dim lion]

All of my photos are in a shuffled order when I transferred data to my new phone

[cobalt shoal]

Hell yeah

[dim lion]

Pros:
I found the video of a chimp smoking a cigarette
Cons:
I lost everything else

[spark quartz]

Best mod ever

[undone onyx]

how get access to post in meme channel

[dim lion]

You need level 2 for image/embed perms

[tulip copper]

I mean I think thats all you really need right

[dim lion]

Not far off

[undone onyx]

okiii

how do we see when we get it

[dim lion]

You'll get the "level 2" role— otherwise you can check #stat-rank-check with /rank

[fallow geyser]

Lost everything in exchange for a single item of equal combined value

[undone onyx]

oki

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224392042780819619/1254895300665933985/speechmeme.com_6_24_2024_4_25_43_PM.gif

[dim lion]

Literally tho

goes hard don't it

[lunar sorrel]

how did the update make fps drops worse for me

[tulip copper]

In rank the bigger number is worse right

[dim lion]

just like us

[quiet sun]

Willepillies need to skill up

[tulip copper]

did max get banned r something

[quiet sun]

who?

[dim lion]

Who?

[tulip copper]

maximillian

[dim lion]

oh

yes

[fallow geyser]

Absolutely hard, confirms the smoker’s stance is universal. I bet cats would hold it between two of their three paws too if they had the locomotion to get it there lmao

[dim lion]

Just like us...

[quiet sun]

yeah he got banned for being too gay is the story I heard (this is entirely a joke don't ban me for misinformation)

[trim copper]

the curse is still going..

[dim lion]

never ends

[undone onyx]

they somehow brought direwolves back from extinction

[dim lion]

Next is mammoths

I'm excited

[cobalt shoal]

Hooray

[quiet sun]

wait huh

[tulip copper]

this dog is so cool

[quiet sun]

fr?

[undone onyx]

they probably wouldnt be released back into the wild for a while cuz by now they would probably be invasive

[dim lion]

Doesn't matter I'm listening to Serj Tankian

[undone onyx]

ye

[dim lion]

[quiet sun]

REAL

THEY'RE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON

[dim lion]

DONTYOUSEETHEIRBODIESBURNINGDESOLATEANDCHOKINGHURTING

[cobalt shoal]

I’m blind

Sorry

[dim lion]

https://open.spotify.com/track/16pmJwwNFVCqdXWPZtwZzh?si=x66BrLkRQ7CKdQiaHaHyiw

You don't have to have eyes to listen to peak

[cobalt shoal]

Nah I’m good

[agile plume]

PEAK!!!

[spark quartz]

Do it now

[dim lion]

I did NOT say this

[ruby notch]

mhm

[cobalt shoal]

But you did?

[dim lion]

You guys couldn't handle my suave if I did that

[cobalt shoal]

Sure

[dim lion]

the suave

[ruby notch]

watch out for your body rolls

[dim lion]

think about the suave

[ruby notch]

that's what I'm saying

[dim lion]

Willie is a shining soul

[ruby notch]

every time I strain my neck to the sky trying to see if I can blind will I find that the sun appears to be the same colour as the sky

[dim lion]

what

[ruby notch]

who deleted that

[topaz ice]

I did

Wrong chat

[ruby notch]

was gonna say, you make a good point.

ah mb

[topaz ice]

I put it in the other one

[drifting dragon]

just had a spicy fart a real spicer

[dim lion]

You can talk about halfsword stuff here but yknow

You're more likely to get related replies in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[dim lion]

Case in point

[topaz ice]

I keep getting fucking clapped by stealthlords with giant candlestick holders

Oh thats a nice pair of shoes BAM HEADSHOT WITH A GIANT CANDLEABRA

[trim copper]

blueberry is gonna twerk????

[dim lion]

usually they swear at you before they sneak up on you

[dim lion]

[trim copper]

when

[spark quartz]

Thats what he said

[spark quartz]

Idk he won't do it

[agile plume]

oh trust me he will

[spark quartz]

I believe you Mr. Jack

[dim lion]

Amazon Prime

[ruby notch]

WISH.com

nah

[dim lion]

will.com

[ruby notch]

wayfair moment honestly

[spark quartz]

Mail ordered willie

[dim lion]

one Willie prepped for shipping

[spark quartz]

They forgot to poke air holes 😞

[ruby notch]

the blunt force trauma though

you know those postmen don't give a damn

it's gonna be a mail ordred willie corpse more like

[trim copper]

i mean he looks like he is still alive

[scarlet hawk]

ah, got fatal error falling from man at arms in redemption. Running dx11

[spark quartz]

This is pre shipping photo

[trim copper]

oh

[unreal cargo]

well it's still demo

[scarlet hawk]

I was just sharing :p

[trim copper]

snipertf2

[unreal cargo]

Yeah i get constant crashes at final challenge

[echo arrow]

Am I an asshole for wanting to tell this one person they don’t smell good? They literally just coughed into the fucking air

[unreal cargo]

no perm image 😭

[unreal bay]

FINALLY!! THE AWAITED PACKAGE

Willie express

[echo arrow]

THEY KEEP COUGING INTO THR FUCKING AIR!!

[agile plume]

u are not an asshole for wanting but u may be if u say it

[unreal cargo]

Man i can't wait till this game launches i don't remember when i had that much fun

[echo arrow]

Would I be an asshole if I like? Moved

[agile plume]

ofc no

[unreal cargo]

spray water on them

[agile plume]

just dont tell em

[echo arrow]

I’m at school, only reason I’m on my phone is cause we have nothing to do for today and this person keeps coughing into the air

Stop spreading your fucking germs please!!

[unreal cargo]

your immunity system will be improved chill out man

[echo arrow]

It’s not that it’s the fact that’s it’s unhygienic, at least cover your mouth when you cough Y’know?

[unreal cargo]

yeeeah

[agile plume]

yk some people are like that just move away

[echo arrow]

I did

[pulsar owl]

oh so you're worried more about the violation of a social mores than the health risk

[unreal cargo]

man sometimes i forget that some people are still in school 🥲

[echo arrow]

Yeah, I turn 19 this year tho so I’ll be out soon

[unreal cargo]

niiice

i don't remeber anything from when i was 17 to 21

[echo arrow]

I could just be a germaphobe, I see it as unhygienic cause if your coughing into the strait air with people around you then that’s a bit nasty

Straight

[agile plume]

well if u want him not to be like that just ask him nicely to cover his mouth

[unreal cargo]

(not from drug addiciton) But i kinda miss being i school with friends

[gloomy crest]

yo I joined the discord to say the standing up fucking sucks in this game bro, once you stub your toe willie forgets how to use his legs

[tulip copper]

inside my willie

[echo arrow]

I did.. I moved tho

[unreal cargo]

nice balls

[agile plume]

cool

[tardy aurora]

Not gonna lie, giving Willie Booba armor would have been peak meme potential.

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/drone-gif-9276175

[lofty kindle]

For you and me?

[unreal cargo]

i have a clip for that but dont have nitro :((

[quiet sun]

Oh baby, you and me.

[dim lion]

It's a lot better in the demo updates recently compared to the playtest tbh

At least in my experience

[golden fern]

dont ever a test a man with midterms...

[agile plume]

all research and successful drug policy

[lofty kindle]

Welcome to Half-cord, thank you for playing and giving feedback!

All aspects of the game are subject to change as development continues. Frank is always working to make the locomotion better. Willie's ability to get up/maneuver from the ground has changed allot. Once the damage system is complete it will be allot more obvious when you have disabled limbs and getting up is not an option.

[raven ore]

frank ia holding mcwonderbeast hostage

[tulip copper]

flint and steel

[gloomy crest]

well lemme tell you I

[unreal cargo]

Btw I feel like they Buffet champions a peasent guy one shot me 2 times in a row

[limpid prawn]

coward

[gloomy crest]

am in a rage-quit state so dont take anything I write as constructive criticism

[pulsar owl]

mchostagebeast

[raven ore]

mchostagebeast

[lofty kindle]

All research and successful drug policy
Shows that treatment should be increased

And law enforcement decreased
While abolishing mandatory minimum sentences

Plays in my head almost daily lol.

[tardy aurora]

It would be really cool if we could quickstep to close distance or get space in a pinch.

[quiet sun]

Ya know I think it shows that treatment should be increased...

[limpid prawn]

weapon almost left me 😭

[lofty kindle]

We embrace it all.

[limpid prawn]

hello brother

[lofty kindle]

Tap shift!

[limpid prawn]

its good to see another rat here

[tardy aurora]

I'm in the walls

[blazing lodge]

how do you switch the side which your weapon swings from?

[clear canyon]

chat wtf is the final level

[limpid prawn]

press x

[pulsar owl]

the one before the end

[blazing lodge]

i thought that only worked with dual wields

[limpid prawn]

i do a little twirl when i do it tho so it looks a bit better 💀

[agile plume]

2023 i was bumping this song on a daily basis

[lofty kindle]

This song helped me survive 2003 lol. Middle school is rough.

[limpid prawn]

Mcwonderbeast i did a bad thing : (

i killed willie : (

[stark umbra]

hi guys

[agile plume]

godly u old man

[stark umbra]

one question, i guess there is not a mod or somethingg to add some scenario to the demo right?

[agile plume]

scenerio?

[limpid prawn]

its a mess

[stark umbra]

scenario

[clear canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-nba-young-nba-youngblood-nbayoungquae-youngboy-gif-26367242

[limpid prawn]

🏳️‍⚧️ ?

[agile plume]

tf u mean by that

[limpid prawn]

i swear i saw that for a split second

[agile plume]

i missclicked sorry

[stark umbra]

did u try the itch version?

it have some different scenarios, backgrounds what ever u want to call it

[agile plume]

lmao

[stark umbra]

the place where u fight xD

[limpid prawn]

this was sick as fuck im very happt it worked

[clear canyon]

[ivory fjord]

i knew it...

[agile plume]

bro just flexing we get it

[random lion]

So this is the true you!
I trusted you!

[ivory fjord]

dont be jelly 😛

[agile plume]

the way he spins his weapon is so clean

he just flexin

[merry wyvern]

Yeah something like that

[ivory fjord]

very clean, im trying to learn how to do that too

[merry wyvern]

More like PanzerGay

[trim copper]

jali would be happy

[agile plume]

i tried twice i failed i gave up

[random lion]

Yes

[turbid pawn]

I've found a bug, where should I write to?

[merry wyvern]

Flick up to the right or left and press x

[limpid prawn]

i just sent it to her

[merry wyvern]

Rali :(

[chrome token]

i dont understand why people are so mad about the shutdown of half sword playtest when theres literally a free mode

[smoky portal]

Hey rat

Hey sour

[merry wyvern]

It's called a learning disability

[chrome token]

what

[merry wyvern]

[smoky portal]

Online dipshit disorder

[merry wyvern]

They clearly have an issue with the ability to intake and retain information. You can explain it then like six times and they'll still go "why no play test"

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/complaining-pistachio-spongebob-meme-gif-6049203817585964140

[chrome token]

never hate on the devs btw

[merry wyvern]

I... Never have???

[smoky portal]

People being mad at free things is crazy

[ivory fjord]

hate the investors instead 😛

wait a sec. does that mean WERE the investors?

[uneven cairn]

Even after hitting the double-down thing it's still hiding the #faq from me lmao

[smoky portal]

We are the free qi

[cobalt shoal]

Don’t say that name

[merry wyvern]

Television Jerker

[uneven cairn]

It's hiding the ENTIRE Welcome category

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-fighting-punching-weird-gif-16788456

[outer perch]

I’m a bit confused what does the new update even do?

[merry wyvern]

Skibivision Toilet

Brb

[ivory fjord]

tweaked some stuff, changed how blood interacts

minor changes to the axe

[cobalt shoal]

Breathing privileges are now revoked

[ivory fjord]

dont lose progress from ultimate gauntlet now

[chrome token]

two best friends

[ivory fjord]

and apparently the abyss stream is EVEN easier. some bitches were complaining i bet 😛

[agile plume]

kill him

[chrome token]

ok

[azure mulch]

when new wip post

but actual wip posts like gore and stuff i dont want to see 5 pictures of armor

[agile plume]

when i say so

[azure mulch]

sigma

[uneven cairn]

Yo who do I talk to about fixing the fact the welcome category hides itself

[willow nymph]

my game keeps crashing on the finale challenge

[ivory fjord]

raider i have no idea what ur talking about, is this for the discord server?

[uneven cairn]

Yes

[chrome token]

GUYS I MADE IT TO THE GOLD GUY

[uneven cairn]

I can send you Screenshots or share my screen if you need proof

The Welcome category is hiding itself on my end

[agile plume]

watchu mean the welcome category

[ivory fjord]

no thast fine

[chrome token]

Are you fucking kidding me

[ivory fjord]

so like, talking here gets you accesss to more perms if thats what youre concerned about

[chrome token]

I got instantly stabbed by the final boss and cant win anymore

[ivory fjord]

baron heard you was talking shit

[uneven cairn]

Nah the concern is the fact the #faq channel is under the Welcome category which is why the channel keeps being hidden

[ivory fjord]

silly lol, im sure mods will have to look at that

[agile plume]

deserved u got soft after being friends with that one guy

[ivory fjord]

that said, waht do u need to know from faq

[chrome token]

what guy

[dim lion]

We have tried just about everything to make it appear by default. It's set as a default channel and is supposed to— but never works for some reason. We have talked to other discord owners, and apparently it's a problem with discord across the board

[chrome token]

that was two npcs

[uneven cairn]

Nothing I already looked through it, I just find it funny they have problems with the FAQ hiding itself but they have it in an entire category that hides itself

[agile plume]

i thought that was you

[ivory fjord]

i get it

[chrome token]

no that was two npcs

[uneven cairn]

Huh, odd, never seen it myself before could it be a perms setup issue?

[ivory fjord]

i see the problem now, thats annoying. xd you have to favorite the fucking channel just to see it

[chrome token]

jaw dropping willy

[dim lion]

It's possible— we've had the issue since before our leveling system, so I don't think mee6 has anything to do with it.

It's been a pain in the rear fr

[uneven cairn]

Can't favorite a channel that doesn't appear in the Channels & Roles section

[dim lion]

MY GOD

[ivory fjord]

discord pulling out all the stops for their ipo i guess

[chrome token]

what?

[dim lion]

Stretchy

[chrome token]

indeed

[ivory fjord]

i just did, by clicking on it and favoriting it, i t showed up when i was actively looking at the channel

you can also just right click the title of the channel and favorite it that way iirc

[uneven cairn]

As a server owner I'm inclined to offer to try and help out somehow but as a new member to the server I know it's not my place so now I'm stuck in a moral dilemma and cross road

[uneven cairn]

Noted, #faq

[dim lion]

Nah you're fine we appreciate any info or suggestions you may have to help it. I can relay em to my community manager

[echo arrow]

I heard they brought back dire wolves from extinction today

[dim lion]

Otherwise you can go to server settings and enable "show all channels"

[dim lion]

I heard something about that and I'm just like "why are we playing god"

Didn't we see this shit in Jurassic park already

[ruby notch]

beautiful

[ivory fjord]

that also works 😛

[uneven cairn]

Since I've never seen it before I'd have to look through shit like the perms to try and figure it out which is where the issue of me being a complete and utter stranger comes in cause nobody here knows me and thus I don't have any ground or standing to offer my help

[gloomy crest]

I see updates in the announcements but my game was last updated apr 2; How do I get the new updates?

[ruby notch]

Well, it was nice knowing you all.

[echo arrow]

I mean in theory it’s cool, I find it quite interesting that we can bring animals that didn’t deserve to go extinct back to life but at the same time we shouldn’t be playing god and just leave things alone

[uneven cairn]

So I'mma leave it be

[ruby notch]

[modest cosmos]

i like twinks

[ruby notch]

shhh

[merry wyvern]

Don't worry I'll re extinct them

Bringing back the bad species is crazy fucking work

[dim lion]

sounds good bossman but if you wanna talk to our CM about it don't be shy

[uneven cairn]

Server template! Make a mock server

[ivory fjord]

we as a species been playing god for a long time. could wager that weve been the sole reason for thousands of species' deaths. if anything its penance that we try to bring this one back

[echo arrow]

Can we bring back Titanaboa and T. rex tho

[uneven cairn]

If you make a mock server I can look through it there without putting this one at risk

[dim lion]

okay Socrates damn

[ruby notch]

Yeah it's like saying "hey let's re introduce this ancient virus we found in a glacier that's a swell idea."

[merry wyvern]

Playing God is not worth the cost

[dim lion]

Dodo 🦤

[echo arrow]

I wanna see who’d win in a fight

[golden nacelle]

woah hidden world

[merry wyvern]

I would

[chrome token]

the portal to the abyss

[echo arrow]

I watched a video years ago saying titanaboa could win against a T. rex

[ruby notch]

[merry wyvern]

They're gonna lose to me when I fucking shoot them both

[cobalt shoal]

Who doesn't?

[merry wyvern]

Humans are on top for a reason

[ruby notch]

his dad

[uneven cairn]

If you could forward my offer to try and help to them that would be great, they can reach me via DMs at any point if they decide they want the help

[modest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/american-dad-standing-ovation-joy-tears-of-joy-tears-of-happiness-gif-18119766334094224925

[dim lion]

We didn't exist when T-rex did

[dim lion]

Sounds good bossman

[echo arrow]

Yeah we would’ve probably gone extinct in that time period

[ruby notch]

well to be fair the dinosaurs were pretty spread out chronologically speaking

[subtle apex]

i think that in free mode you shouldn't go to the abyss

[ivory fjord]

that would be impossible. its one thing to splice together bits of dna from things like mammoths, or the direwolf. there is no intact DNA from the dinosaurs. we would have to manually recreate them genetically. we are not there yet

[shadow rock]

Tell me wizard where can I find the half sword prototype "i don't fucking know dude I'm just a homeless guy"

[echo arrow]

[merry wyvern]

Yeah. Trex saw us coming and decided to fuck off

[ruby notch]

[dim lion]

[cobalt shoal]

Real

They saw me fr

[subtle apex]

its an issue for me cuz every time i exit the abyss i crash

[ruby notch]

same if I'm recording

[merry wyvern]

Yeah they saw you and said holy shit that one's gonna eat us whole

[subtle apex]

i really dont know how to resolve it

[merry wyvern]

Okay that was mean I'm sorry

[echo arrow]

Knowing my dumbass I’d probably throw rocks at it to try and knock it out and then try and tame it kinda like in Ark

[ruby notch]

might want to bug report it

[shadow rock]

Time to see if my mouse has decided to work today

[cobalt shoal]

Please sincerely apologize, I hope to inform you that the statement you just made hurt my feelings.

[ruby notch]

Guys you're forgetting one thing about the T-rex that it doesn't have but we do,
fire

[subtle apex]

it's not new, it happened earlier when the demo was its own game too, and i saw they already tried to resolve it by making the fog less laggy

[uneven cairn]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
I do believe this is why fences hurt us

[merry wyvern]

Unfortunately they wouldn't be intelligent enough. They're billions of years behind in mental evolution

[shadow rock]

We also have the houndskull helmet

[ruby notch]

Just burn the sob then no more dinosaur and a lovely meal for a few months if you preserve it

[merry wyvern]

No.

[cobalt shoal]

Aight mb og

[echo arrow]

So the T. rex would just stand there and do nothing

[shadow rock]

My mouse actually works now

[cobalt shoal]

No it doesn't

[uneven cairn]

Welp, for the time being I shall vanish

[ruby notch]

[shadow rock]

[ruby notch]

you think..

that might just be it's death throes

[merry wyvern]

It would eat you.

[cobalt shoal]

Ew, thinking is so overrated bro

[merry wyvern]

You wouldn't be able to domesticate them because they wouldn't be intelligent enough to recognize you as a keeper.

[undone onyx]

guh died on ultimate challenge now i need to restart

[ruby notch]

Nah you're right

[shadow rock]

Oh damn the half sword demo update fixed my mouse half sword is truly a miracle

[echo arrow]

What if we go to war with dinosaurs, like humans vs dinosaurs but the dinosaurs also have guns

[ruby notch]

God be praised!

[merry wyvern]

Humans would win because we'd use missiles

[ruby notch]

like I said, tiny arms, dinosaurs have, well mostly. So the answer is always fire.

[ivory fjord]

or we'd poison them. some people like thinking that is more humane

[shadow rock]

Does anyone know how to find the half sword prototype

[gloomy crest]

how does one even win against the immmortal infinite energy golden tank that precisely hits me on the head with every swing

[random lion]

Dinos with missiles vs humans

[ruby notch]

Yeah true, we could just poison the part of the earth they reside in that is a very modern human action.

[chrome token]

im scared that they will fly at me

[merry wyvern]

We still have planes.

[shadow rock]

I'd like to use 100 people in full knight armor to take down the beast

[wanton cairn]

NOW THEY ADDED A UPDATE ONCEU MAKE IT TO THE FINAL BATTLE AND DIE YOU DONT LOSE PROGESS

[echo arrow]

Why not put all the dinosaurs in Antarctica so that way they freeze and die

[spark quartz]

i just disarmed axe willie with a fucking large candlestick

[wanton cairn]

IT SHOULD OF UPDATED YESTERDAT

[merry wyvern]

Because the ones that don't die would adapt to it

[subtle apex]

[ivory fjord]

i could have sworn there was a game like this

[merry wyvern]

And we'd still have to hunt them down

[echo arrow]

Maybe they are the chosen ones, I don’t know

[subtle apex]

or we could addomesticate them

[random lion]

Dinos with accuratley sized planes vs humans with rocks

[echo arrow]

@dim lion vs all of the dinosaurs

[merry wyvern]

They wouldn't be able to be domesticated. They're significantly less intelligent that 99% of species that exist today.

[agile plume]

he will just twerk and we be all fine

[echo arrow]

He’ll save us with his twerks

[chrome token]

"Once you get to Ultimate Challenge, you wont lose progress after death" not if you leave

[ivory fjord]

honestly, im kind glad trex aint around. you know how many rich people would just go out of their way to shoot or capture them?

[agile plume]

yes he will twerk and they will become friendly

[dim lion]

#1047240101152960525

[trim copper]

about blueberry twerking...
BLUEBERRRY WHEN ATE OYUO TERRWEKING

[chrome token]

now my progress is gone

[dim lion]

I know I would

[shadow rock]

So does that mean the crashes will still make me lose my progress

[chrome token]

probably

[shadow rock]

[merry wyvern]

To put it this way, Wasps are one of the most bee species. Why?

They have the ability to remember faces and register you as their keeper once you supply them with food and water.

Dinosaurs would not have this ability because they're billions of years less mentally advanced than modern creatures

[shadow rock]

Hopefully that gets patched soon

[indigo hare]

Okay explain Barney

[spark quartz]

anybody got any tips on how to beat the longsword guy

[indigo hare]

Yeah exactly

[spark quartz]

third boss dude

[dim lion]

TLDR: Wasps are cool dinosaurs lame

[shadow rock]

Hit em

[echo arrow]

Could @indigo hare defeat the dinosaurs

[trim copper]

yes

[indigo hare]

Do you think a Dino could eat a giant rock?

I win by default

[chrome token]

could you eat a giant rock but you are a rock yourself tho

[dim lion]

Probably

[chrome token]

that would be cannibalism

[echo arrow]

You never know truly, there are so many species we can’t even begin to comprehend most likely that are still out there

[chrome token]

and cannibalism sends you to jail

unless the police dont catch you

[shadow rock]

Definitely he would just put the dinosaur on a 14 second mute and then throw him into a vat of acid

[willow nymph]

how do I start custon fights? I unlocked the final character and I want to butcher a bunch of Beggers with it. But im stuck with fighting knights every time I play as the final character.

[indigo hare]

It’s okay some rocks(me) are more equal than other rocks

[chrome token]

real

[indigo hare]

Hi my name is scientist, I’m here to tell you we’ve discovered every dinosaur and they can’t eat giant rocks.

[shadow rock]

Rock racism

[echo arrow]

I wanna believe they can..

[indigo hare]

I decided I’m right, it’s too late I’m sorry

[echo arrow]

[frosty stratus]

My masterpiece is still here. Pinned ❤️

[cobalt shoal]

Willie

Half Sword Pete update when???

[limpid prawn]

poor willie

he tried so hard

[indigo hare]

Jesus Christ

[chrome token]

i know

[cobalt shoal]

And got so far. But in the end, it didn't even matter.

[frosty stratus]

Ow. my face hurts looking at that.

[hazy lake]

anyone else not able to start the game after the update?

[limpid prawn]

that was it cut down also

he was falling like that for about 2 irl minutes

[chrome token]

can i tell people to star my message...

[limpid prawn]

i cut his foot and got a good hit across his face

[merry wyvern]

Star Deez nuts OOOOOOH

[limpid prawn]

so his leg and head were damaged 💀

and yet he kept fighting

willie thought he was him

[cobalt shoal]

I expected nothing, and yet I'm still disappointed

[chrome token]

WHY CAN I NOT DOWNLOAD HALF SWORD GAUNTLET

[agile plume]

yes

[merry wyvern]

Just be gayer dude it'll work eventually I'm proof

[chrome token]

buddy what

[merry wyvern]

You heard me

[cobalt shoal]

Mhm

[merry wyvern]

Aight brb

[chrome token]

arent you like homophobic

[cobalt shoal]

Stop pissing so damn much

[limpid prawn]

i mean most homophobic people are in the closet so i think it works out a bit

[chrome token]

can we change topic guys

[limpid prawn]

ill spam some billhook clips

[cobalt shoal]

Probably

[agile plume]

the topic was rlly good but if you insist

[chrome token]

why do you want to talk about gay

[frozen inlet]

chat why cant i find playtest

i just woke up 😭

[jaunty knoll]

Get out

[chrome token]

look at the announcments

[agile plume]

in

[chrome token]

wtf did i do?

[random lion]

It's a demo now.

[frozen inlet]

oh

[jaunty knoll]

You got something against gay people?

[chrome token]

no

just change topics

[jaunty knoll]

What's wrong with the topic then

[chrome token]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO TALK ABOUT GAY PEOPLE

[indigo hare]

What?

[agile plume]

why not

[frozen inlet]

yeah that sounds gay

[random lion]

Nothing wrong about the topic, it could just make him uncomfortable.

[jaunty knoll]

This is strange

[limpid prawn]

💀

[violet garden]

Incredible chat

[sage steeple]

Because I want to talk about gay people

[indigo hare]

Sir this is the halfsword discord

[jaunty knoll]

Why would homosexuality make him uncomfortable

[limpid prawn]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING????

[chrome token]

stop talking about this shit

[frozen inlet]

bro stop twisting it 😭

[indigo hare]

Guys move on. This is the exact reason we don’t want people talking about stuff like this.

[cerulean surge]

is this a homophobe in my half sword chat

[jaunty knoll]

He's acting weird is all

[random lion]

It's not hard to understand.
Please switch topics.

[limpid prawn]

hi easter

[frozen inlet]

uhh yeah i occasionally have really deep slumbers, longest was 5 years

[chrome token]

your acting weird

[grave ether]

My favorite homo(sapien) is Alexander the Great

[sage steeple]

Willie is secretly gay as he outside of combat he shakes his willie in another Willie.

[chrome token]

oh my god

[frozen inlet]

true

[indigo hare]

I’m gathering my throwing rocks

[chrome token]

what the ACTUAL fuck

[agile plume]

i knew it

[chrome token]

"wille is secretly gay as he outside of combat he sshakes his willie in another willie"

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frogs-funny-frog-pixie-frog-african-bullfrog-gif-13473556769724454580

[chrome token]

mods banish that guy

[indigo hare]

Hey rat

[sage steeple]

Damn

[limpid prawn]

this is not the best thing to say when people are talking abouy gay people tbh

[chrome token]

hi easter

[indigo hare]

Don’t read into it

I always say that when I’m ready to hand out timeouts

[chrome token]

Chinese

[limpid prawn]

ok i wont

[chrome token]

are we gonna talk about the message that just

[sage steeple]

Talking about gay people results in timeout?

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-rock-throwing-gif-3095471689337470556

[jaunty knoll]

Why is a fruit chatting

[indigo hare]

Look look

[limpid prawn]

yeah no i was just fucking with you

[indigo hare]

Continuing a topic after being told to move on

[limpid prawn]

that was too good to not point out

[subtle apex]

i can do it

[agile plume]

i cant believe easter is homophobic too

[plain scroll]

[violet garden]

For a big stone, throwing rocks is analogous to throwing hands as a human

[chrome token]

Did you know what you said

[limpid prawn]

hi mantic 👋

[plain scroll]

Hi The Giant Rat

[subtle apex]

he affirmed that he is naughty in his description

he warned us so i think it's pretty ok

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/rex-rex-sloan-rexsplode-invincible-rexspload-lizard-league-gif-11643161069260392723

[agile plume]

ok

[sage steeple]

Willie is as well, but he just really loves all the three willies he has in his life.

[limpid prawn]

quick someone post a halfsword clip so we all move on

[chrome token]

Hi
Destory planet 183839
Destory planet 183840

[crisp crag]

So I understand the timeout and I have learned my lesson. But You gotta admit, the bike tts was good

[sage steeple]

True

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[chrome token]

he wont stop changing topics

[sage steeple]

What is the topic?

[jaunty knoll]

I'm doing the ultimate challenge and my game keeps crashing whenever the opponents desintegrate

[chrome token]

willy was in fortnite?

[jaunty knoll]

Gae

[chrome token]

not anymore

[subtle apex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956212762500034640/1227519911010504744/togif.gif

me gif npoooooooooooooo

[sage steeple]

Why? You hate talking about gays?

[jaunty knoll]

Okay be quiet now

[violet garden]

Oh boy

[chrome token]

no its because your a weirdo

[cerulean surge]

*you're

[crisp crag]

Willie has 3 eyes btw

[agile plume]

how he made two jokes abt it

[indigo hare]

Okay he’s timed out, move on from the topic, PLEASE

[plain scroll]

6 hour slow mode

[agile plume]

okay easter

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/realtor-chill-chilling-chill-like-that-sheeesh-gif-27102911

[chrome token]

7 day slow mode

[frozen inlet]

how do i unlock the barron

[random lion]

Beat gauntlet

[frozen inlet]

oh

[chrome token]

finish gauntlet mode

Its impossible trust

unless your very good

[random lion]

Cheating is fun

[jaunty knoll]

Mines keeps crashing!

[violet garden]

Me n gang

[random lion]

Surprised this server has no VCs.

[chrome token]

imagine idk

[lofty kindle]

Are you generating any crash logs?
C:\Users\<username>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\Crashes

[cobalt shoal]

Yes please

[agile plume]

i think it will be a problem until the game is released

[indigo hare]

It does, you need level 3 to see them

[lofty kindle]

#1270577738826256536

[chrome token]

Idk

[random lion]

Ahh...
Actually a good idea.

[jaunty knoll]

Don't know but it happens whenever the bodies disintegrate and collide with armour.

[chrome token]

When half sword

[random lion]

Before full sword

[indigo hare]

Halfswords not real, halfsword can’t hurt you

[violet garden]

Congratulations, Moai: this is the most deranged thing you’ve posted that I’ve seen. Completely caught me off guard. You win, you will never hear from me again

[chrome token]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[random lion]

Full Dagger

[radiant anchor]

Blasphemy

[chrome token]

schizophrenia in half sword imagine

[indigo hare]

I can’t post the spicy stuff because too many new people are in chat. You’re lucky I was tame

[west island]

Is the one we play with a computer or people online?

[radiant anchor]

everyone knows he has 4 eyes

[lofty kindle]

Please check, if any are generating post the one dated closest to your most recent crash.

You have to upload the files individually (folder to large for Discord) #1047240101152960525

[lofty kindle]

Singleplayer only.

[spark quartz]

god damnit i made it all the way up to man at arms and got killed because a man that was on the ground already had his sword glitch through my armor

[west island]

ok thx

[spark quartz]

and now it crashed

[jaunty knoll]

YAY I KILLED THE BARON THANK FUUUUCKK

I sure hope the crash at the end of the fight didn't erase my progress!!!!

It didn't thank fuck

[jaunty knoll]

Bro is not in Walmart with that quiet ass backdrop

[agile plume]

are u a voice actor too

[spark quartz]

HOLY FUCK YOUR VOICE

[agile plume]

okay daddy ill try

[jaunty knoll]

Bust!

[random lion]

What did I return to 😭

[fervent shell]

how can i send images

what do i need?

[agile plume]

holy fuck

[jaunty knoll]

Okay so I'm playing as the baron and I've noticed his halberd is very heavy which is okay, but even as the baron, it takes a lot of stamina to use. This is impractical especially when it's the primary weapon. Should I make this a feedback suggestion?

[spark quartz]

you sound like a little baby

[spark quartz]

like under the voice you're doing it's so high

[jaunty knoll]

No ice? You're a goat.

[lofty kindle]

Image perms are locked behind levels for #general-catfish-🐱🐟 and #halfsword-chat-⚔ You can post images when bug reporting in #1047240101152960525, you can post gameplay and images in #game-footage-🎮🎥 no restrictions, and finally #photography📷 which has strict posting guidelines.

[gloomy crest]

Bubby saved my family from a fire and you are treating him like this💔

[fervent shell]

Can you say number 15. burger king foot lettuce

[spark quartz]

They lived? Shit

[spark quartz]

@lost palm

[fervent shell]

Peak

[violet garden]

Vocal fluctuations are the match for primary hypothetical Vulcanoid resonating frequency. Audio recording betrays your evil. I know what you are.

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-team-too-good-ban-salt-bae-gif-7580925

[spark quartz]

😭

No don't do it

[trim copper]

ban sillyhead

[violet garden]

Tyranny of mods revealed. They would not listen to me…

[spark quartz]

Awful

[lofty kindle]

Jold on, aren't you the one always reminding me I am not a mod???

[bright grotto]

Worst tummyache ever

[violet garden]

Near-facsimile of humanity, but something is off and I can feel it. All said is nothingness, filler to hide the true outcome. I know what you do.

[bright grotto]

Fucking gas station twinkies BE DAMNED

[stone sedge]

the j has infected mcwonderbeast

[zenith dirge]

I like root beer

[violet garden]

?? No
You lie and put words in my mouth… unacceptable…

[violet garden]

I don’t believe you

[lofty kindle]

lol totally an accident too. I will let it live.

-# I have seen the J but I still do not get the context lol

[spark quartz]

Hi rubarb

[bright grotto]

Clogged the fucking toilet

[merry wyvern]

To whoever asked if I was homophobic

Yes I am. I am afraid of houses.

[cobalt shoal]

I am illegally blind

[umbral vale]

the demo sucks so bad in terms of stability. game crashes every single time i kill somebdy in baron mode

[merry wyvern]

Deported

[cobalt shoal]

Not again

[spark quartz]

Have fun in Lithuania

[merry wyvern]

Again????

[cobalt shoal]

Yh

[quasi birch]

a

[agile plume]

dont start with this shit again pls

[cobalt shoal]

It's 2025, who isn't?

[quiet sun]

wild

[quiet sun]

OLD SCHOOL

HOLLYWOOD

[agile plume]

WASHED UP HOLLYWOOD

[merry wyvern]

Yoooo

[viral prism]

how do u kick ppl

[cobalt shoal]

Space

[viral prism]

ty

[merry wyvern]

Ligma

[agile plume]

yes

[timid flax]

Wommmp wommmpppp

[agile plume]

stfu

[merry wyvern]

Just get better

[severe cloak]

demo's great!

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-crying-virtual-sin-forgiveness-my-students-are-all-morons-dan-hentschel-danhentschel-gif-10562416484072168729

[viral prism]

why does the game sometimes just turn my pc off

[cobalt shoal]

Just get better

[viral prism]

it is NOT a skill thing

[severe cloak]

check if ur pc is blowing ur breaker

[viral prism]

halfsword is the only thing that shuts it off so i doubt it

[severe cloak]

do u play any other demanding games

[scarlet creek]

All those who ask for boss damages nerf and say 0.5 is trash have a serious skill issue and should go back to play blox fruits

[severe cloak]

better yet

go back to arsenal

[undone onyx]

keep failing on ultimate challenge cuz the npcs dont drop their armor half of the time

[scarlet creek]

He probably doesnt because even my freaking i9 9400f paired with a gtx 1650 and 8gb of ddr4 2666 mhz ram can run the game at high graphics 1080p

[sweet marten]

what is .5

[scarlet creek]

So it's either his pc being poo poo or his power supply trolling him

[undone onyx]

bosses are ez

[scarlet creek]

Latest half sword version

[severe cloak]

i mean its usually powerful computers that trip breakers

[scarlet creek]

Exactly, they're easy but they ask for a nerf because it takes a bit of brain to defeat them instead of running at them like idiots

[undone onyx]

ye

ultimate challenge is a bit buggy ngl

i keep failing it because npcs dont drop their armor

[rare lotus]

did damage to player get buffed i have a friend tweaking in my dm abt getting one shot

[prisma aurora]

hope everyone is having a good day

[scarlet creek]

But he talked about his pc, not his home

[rare lotus]

i don't

[prisma aurora]

[mossy crystal]

I was so close to getting to the end and it crashed

[undone onyx]

F

i was so close also but a fully armored knight broke my arm and the only weapons on the ground were two handed

and none of the people i killed dropped their armor

[severe cloak]

many factors to a computer suddenly turning off

[undone onyx]

only a few did

[prisma aurora]

[dense slate]

I'm going crazy, the first level boss is so powerful, I'm going to fuck myself soon

[prisma aurora]

🍟

[agile plume]

sayin this is crazy work

[stone sedge]

I think it was Rali in Jepo said "Jelp" instead of "help" and now everything is j

[severe cloak]

grab the knife in the middle and wait for him to open up to thrust

[stone sedge]

Heyllo

[dense slate]

already doing

[severe cloak]

works 100% of the time all the time no exception

[scarlet creek]

Is he shocked weapons kill

[dense slate]

He's got an axe so big that I faint when his stick touches my head.

[rare lotus]

yes

[severe cloak]

i also have this trick where you let the boss collide with the fence so he gets mildly stunned and then hes open for an attack

[scarlet hawk]

oh yeah especially with pitchfork

[severe cloak]

so many spellign errors in oen sentance

[scarlet creek]

Overreacting final boss

[flat chasm]

It’s my birthday today

[cobalt shoal]

Noob

[dense slate]

im going to crazy

[severe cloak]

clotpole

[prisma aurora]

[flat chasm]

Rude…

Execute him

[barren valley]

By gods bones

[severe cloak]

xcuses madam or something

[shrewd timber]

fuck man I'm noticing just how difficult the game is after last night's update, I'm getting railed here

[wheat mantle]

is it possible to fight any bosses from Baron rank?

[merry wyvern]

Hi dehydrated piss lady!!!

[rare lotus]

actually no he's not and u can talk to him yourself @peak pilot

[merry wyvern]

Gravity falls more like grabbity my balls

[rare lotus]

^^

[lofty kindle]

So simple, yet so profound.

[urban ore]

Jelp

[midnight void]

https://tenor.com/view/green-baby-run-gif-6862324318604946974

[crisp crag]

Anyone a fan of catfish?

[stone sedge]

Heylloooo

[pale meteor]

God I hate the ultimate challange so much

[midnight void]

I went to see the Minecraft movie and it wasnt even bad it was actually kind of entertaining

[sage steeple]

I am bach

https://tenor.com/view/waving-foot-funny-emoji-gif-13814602557082061330

[restive trench]

i hate the 30 second cooldown whenever an update drops

oh wait its still 5

lets gooo

[quiet sun]

Dude zero gravity is so fucking fun

So fuckin fun good lord

[sage steeple]

Isn't zero gravity absence of gravity?

[restive trench]

yes

and witout gravity

you cant even move i think

[quiet sun]

yes

[sage steeple]

This means I will stop attracting all the people around me

I won't be attractive

😔

[slow whale]

Se puede jugar con amigos?

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-bro-how-bro-felt-gif-8015564281503585223

[sage steeple]

tu hablas ingles?

[restive trench]

guys, english only

[sage steeple]

That's what I asked him

[restive trench]

#español

[restive trench]

i didnt read i just saw spanish

[sage steeple]

I am actually dumb

No I am not

[unreal bay]

you became the boss

[restive trench]

nuh uh youre suar

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-rock-throwing-gif-3095471689337470556

[restive trench]

video is too peak it wont load for me 💔

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226627771602698316/1277310736158294087/caption-14.gif

[quiet sun]

very true

[tender slate]

ong

[sage steeple]

Same, I thought it was a 0 second video and I was trying to skip it ahead.

[tender slate]

getting violated by bosses bro

[slow whale]

can play online with friends?

[unreal bay]

#faq

[sage steeple]

For that you need friends

[slow whale]

bruh

[restive trench]

apologies but such term does not exist in my vocabulary

[edgy helm]

is the demo just the abyss?

[restive trench]

no

[edgy helm]

or does it have everything like fist play

[restive trench]

#announcements message

[edgy helm]

ty ty

[sage steeple]

Friend: a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.

[fathom adder]

WHERE IS MY PLAYTEST, I was testing the play.

[quiet sun]

Real Willtrumite hours

[restive trench]

and how do i obtain one

[sage steeple]

Now play the test

[restive trench]

test this #announcements message

[sage steeple]

That is something I cannot answer.

https://tenor.com/view/slaysol-sad-depressed-wolf-gif-26432334

[restive trench]

ok bro

[lapis nexus]

🥶🥶🥵

[quiet sun]

Did this not load for anyone?

😭

[restive trench]

yes

[fathom adder]

It has been tested, turns out, good.

[restive trench]

it did not load

[sage steeple]

How can you even manage to play with such long weapons. I always find them annoying to use.

[fathom adder]

This man has been verified as a truther.

[mental jacinth]

whats that 🔥

[quiet sun]

Willtrumite Pt. 2

[restive trench]

fact check by deceiver himself 🔥

[lapis nexus]

How did you get a scythe 😭I can't pull it when I randomize

[quiet sun]

It's a billhook! Not a scythe

[restive trench]

yea bro i should get better internet

[lapis nexus]

Trick of the light

[sage steeple]

same

[lapis nexus]

My bad champ

[restive trench]

a billhook....

reminds me of someone....

[quiet sun]

Bro is NO ONE WATCHING THE VIDEO????

[last whale]

Sheep Lady...

[restive trench]

ITS TOO HIGH QUALITY WE'RE POOR

[fathom adder]

Maybe I should quit my day job and become a full time fact checker. The world needs me.

[lapis nexus]

I hate the hype behind polearms like sure halberds were OP but then they got counters almost immediately

[restive trench]

so true

[fathom adder]

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-choking-purple-danhentschel-gif-13592007489649523190

[fathom adder]

I did, looks like a standard kill?

[worldly vapor]

deviois gripswitch

[quiet sun]

FUCK IT here's a 10mb version enjoy watching 2 pixels kill eachother

[quiet sun]

bro missed the last half 💀