halfsword-chat-⚔

[rapid pond]

First was shield clipping anhilating my spine and second the drunkard being pulled by a sith

[onyx moon]

shield clipping broke both my arms

[rapid pond]

Shield clipping killed my grandma

[spiral hound]

ive once ascended in the abyss

like

literally started flying at mach fuck

[proud cliff]

the ol' coffin lid

[tall dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/staind-its-been-awhile-gif-9954395084979558007

[burnt quiver]

update is never

[rapid pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1471024579194388531/bigboybackshots.gif

[tall dagger]

Shlawg can wait 15 years for GTA6 but can’t wait a few months for halfsword 💔

[rapid pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1440704287834374265/baronbang.gif

[rapid pond]

Ignore, geniually

[tall dagger]

Lowkenuinely I don’t wanna.

[rapid pond]

Hell yea

[proud cliff]

the willies can't use their shields very well rn

[tall dagger]

Genuinely the greatest keyboard & mouse game of all time.

[tall dagger]

You try holding a shield with your Willie then…

[proud cliff]

yea it's not as easy as in real life, but you can still do better than opening all your spots up

[delicate cedar]

is it just me or the black vambraces dont cover the inner side of the arm?

the normal steel ones also cover the inner side

nvm, they do cover the insides

they just get bugged inside the hauberk

[void walrus]

I know this is a question everyone has but genuently has the dev team given us any updates on the game??

Like I know they working on the update but like they need to be a little more transparent

[proud cliff]

no, radio silence

update probably before feb 2027

[wise zephyr]

how can i get Gun mods In Half sword demo?

[wise zephyr]

Ngl Look to me like u using chop sticks

[sharp thunder]

one thing ive noticed while making this backrooms map is that the first person mode in halfsword would actually be perfect for a horror game

the movement feels so realistic running around corners

[low osprey]

and punching stuff

[sharp thunder]

yes, and having a flashlight would go so hard in a dark forest map or something

wonder if anyones tried adding a flashlight yet thats a cool idea

[keen kite]

so the devs died or something right

[rapid pond]

Pierrot literraly spoke 2 seconds ago in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[proud cliff]

I'm still a poor peasant so I've been barrel lid maxxing and trying to master the pot lid

[keen kite]

totally ai chatbot /j

[rapid pond]

[tall dagger]

I think you cut him. I’m not sure tho.

[rotund shadow]

lu bu style pole arm is snazy as fuck

[proud cliff]

he probably just ate a lot of ketchup and started feeling unwell, he's okay

[rotund shadow]

how do i gain the ability to send videos in this chat

[rapid pond]

lv 2

[rotund shadow]

and i just gotta be more active for lvl 2?

[proud cliff]

I like the barrel lid, good coverage. fps suffering a bit from all the willies

[onyx moon]

yo how is this fair

ejected my weapon outta the place

ai cant even fight a fair fight yo

[slate granite]

pal just dropped over and lost his head

[onyx moon]

ouch

[slate granite]

also what kind of facial expression is this

[low osprey]

it's just their spirits in the abyss, don't worry

[slate granite]

why he looking like he about to laugh

holy moly

call me mister cinematic at this point

[onyx moon]

who will win

100kg natty or stickman natty

[rapid pond]

Best structure i've seen so far

[slate granite]

if only all my old progress and pics didnt get deleted 4 times

:(

[rapid pond]

Bad quality armet

or is it heinsenhut

[slate granite]

well i broke it

[proud cliff]

hm I'm doing 2-commoner fights and I feel like barrel lid + messer is significantly higher survivability than the cruddy long sword I looted from a mercenary

[slate granite]

i keep auto knocking heads of >:( also the hell is that face

[rotund shadow]

yolked

[slate granite]

speak of the devil

[slate granite]

pffffff

someone take away my weapons

[misty gazelle]

no, take more

[white frost]

can we just

talk about the whole arena being red

😭

[misty gazelle]

I was busy

[slate granite]

the dead always throwing weapons at me

[proud cliff]

he's having a moment

[slate granite]

damm

cut the dude in half while he grabbed for his weapon

grabed

yea.

outch

[sullen wagon]

intestines? in this economy?

[slate granite]

i want the old ones back mhm.

[slate granite]

this is what i mean when i say take away my weapons

[wind charm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/trending-viral-nanoave-KVBLwsJdcZZJ4vaT0q

[proud cliff]

I'm on my barrel lid training arc right now

[summer cloud]

Bunch of hooks

[proud cliff]

first willie got absolutely obliterated 😭

[misty gazelle]

a good ol' one two.

[slow spruce]

he's got the left side of his nose twice

[stone flare]

g'day lads

how are we all?

[fickle obsidian]

five hundred million years for update

[stone flare]

patience is what we need

[slow spruce]

its been like 3 months since we've been told anything

[misty gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-gif-8623811693281210137

[stone flare]

cute little fellah

[fickle obsidian]

how many seconds in eternity

[misty gazelle]

atleast 2

[restive cave]

Veteran

[stone flare]

π

[white frost]

👀

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[proud cliff]

it took me a bit to figure out which willie was still fighting

[rapid pond]

20 mins actually #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[slow spruce]

really?

[slow spruce]

where i dont see it

[rapid pond]

Look dor yourself

Lemme just

[misty gazelle]

yeah can confirm, its there.

[slow spruce]

the trello?

[misty gazelle]

might need to scroll up a fair bit

[rapid pond]

No every singular messages pierrot just dropped

[slow spruce]

optimisation? lets gooo

i dont have to worry about crashing if i get to close to any gore

[misty gazelle]

yeah

looking forward to not ever seeing that again

hopefully

[rapid pond]

Thats probably fonna remain forever lol, but at least we will have more players !

[misty gazelle]

🙁

[snow wraith]

Bro could you share that longsword to craft it? Seems to handle better than any I've built

[slow spruce]

classic

[wise halo]

A stamp that's blue so it reminded me of game seer

[slow spruce]

you look so clueless 😆

[misty gazelle]

most I can give you is this sadly, i didnt screenshot it when I built it :(, Its .79kg, i generally put the point of balance around 3 or so inches past the crossguard with a fair bit of mass on the pommel. Sword length is as long as it can go.

[snow wraith]

Okay okay, I'll try and make do and come back with my results. Thanks!

[misty gazelle]

Awesome :). Let me know how it goes!

[sullen wagon]

does this determine what "base body" the player uses?

[rapid pond]

[restive cave]

50 50

[sullen wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/949056102857838683/1416854568834433055/togif.gif

[restive cave]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-patrick-bateman-cat-cat-sad-traumatised-cat-gif-1224110864735726916

[sullen wagon]

that's my gif you bastard

[restive cave]

i own it now.

[misty gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sneaky-sneaky-cat-cat-jumping-cute-gif-6246383672309895472

[cursive folio]

ive been using an external upscaler to enable framegen because I can't use it by default and the performance is so much better

im not sure why framegen is greyed out for me but I was missing out

[rapid pond]

Whats your gpu ?

[cursive folio]

rtx 2060

but I was able to use FG on other games with DLSS just fine

[rapid pond]

This cars doesnt have framegen if i recall

Maybe try fiddling in nvidia

If you can enable fg you should be able to enable it in hs

[cursive folio]

yeah I got an external upscaling app

nothing in the nvidia app worked

[rapid pond]

Weird

Maybe try in the other nvidia thing

[small glen]

the 2060 doesn't suffer from FRAME issues that much

outside of slums

it runs fine

HOWEVER

blood fucks the card

[cursive folio]

yeah was about to say

when there's blood OR when I'm running forest its like 30 fps

[small glen]

turning blood off makes it run smoothly

[cursive folio]

although I kind of want blood on

[jade wadi]

Anyone knows how to fix auto-focus on photo mode?

[tall dagger]

Filthy….

[rapid pond]

5th tab

Theres an autofocus toggle

[small glen]

LTMC, important question in gen

[cursive folio]

those first two swings were rough

[jade wadi]

I am aware, but for some reason it won't work. I searched in #1465774955009540257 but in both posts, no solution

[rapid pond]

Okoh lemme check

[tall dagger]

Welp. Cant hit em all

[cursive folio]

its ok third one was actually the charm

[tall dagger]

Nah that’s cool discord. Just keep corrupting my clips. 🫩💔

[jade wadi]

oh damn

i thought you edited them that way

[tall dagger]

Nop. Trying to save old videos from here to my phone but they’re all corrupt apparently

Pommel of doom and despair 😩

[jade wadi]

lol

[rapid pond]

O U C H

[sullen wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd-kingdom-come-deliverance-ball-crush-gif-9868375684090904317

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/tutuna-trashgang-trash-gang-earl-gif-8360839809929278899

[idle siren]

Got a clean decapitation

[astral dew]

@mild bay

i have your deleted mod

[main orbit]

Me after finding kunesh in rattay

[sullen wagon]

boing

[idle siren]

The spear physics always make me laugh

[jade wadi]

I got cooked

[idle siren]

tf even happened

Im trying to figure out how his leg got chopped off, but for the life of me I cant figure out why

[crude flower]

your sword went down i think

[jade wadi]

My halbert stuck with his spiked one and then, this

[crude flower]

you looking down caused enough momentum on the swing

prolly

[idle siren]

odd

must have just been hidden behind my head

[crude flower]

your weapon is kinda down when it comes back into frame on the right, so that's my theory

[idle siren]

its very possible, it looked so fast I honestly thought it just popped off beforehand

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mGSatEQ5nCxJ3tIpC?invite=cr-MSw4ejksNDAyNTExOTcx

I beat the clothes off willie

[idle siren]

No arms for him

[rotund palm]

[sullen wagon]

what does the second fabric color do on most garments when editing their files?

other than for the hosen with boots, does it do nothing?

[rapid pond]

Edit the outlines. I think

[sullen wagon]

the seams?

[rapid pond]

I think so

[sullen wagon]

alright

[idle siren]

Watch his hand

[meager spruce]

Has anyone figured out the split screen

How to work both people

[soft osprey]

Theres a guide video pinned in this chat

[sullen wagon]

targe is spelled wrong in the game files

[meager spruce]

The remote multiplayer guide?

[soft osprey]

Yeah Thats the only guide out currently until they fix Splitscreen issues

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1343975546295550013/1465888741649289381/Stepintotheyard.gif

[restive barn]

isn't that the lords hall

[wind charm]

To step into, is to be not traveled.

[restive barn]

the lighting has changed a bit but it's still there

[restive barn]

there are so many misspellings in the game files

[rapid pond]

Btw did you see what pierrot said in general

[restive barn]

i have now

[rapid pond]

Nice

[mental cargo]

update tommorow

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-buzzer-wrong-answer-strike-survey-says-gif-16314402

[mental cargo]

get your rat hentavirus outta here bro

[near grotto]

Step on a land mine

[mental cargo]

why

[near grotto]

Idk

[wind charm]

defense and such

[rotund palm]

i love the skirt without hauberk

it looks so cool genuinely

[wind charm]

ty, I play dress up quite a lot in hs :3

[wheat leaf]

defensive fighting is pretty tough in ea, but man is it gratifying to pull off

[wind charm]

man defense in general is occasionally wonky :(

I just got this clip

[wheat leaf]

yeah, ik its overstated but its just the wrist rigidity, once thats fixed itll be perfect

i like how you move with the longsword though, looks cool

[humble bloom]

do not use the word rigidity, thats the internal name for blunt damage in the game files.
they are reading chat and will buff fist blunt damage instead of making them less flexible.

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MlPKIqleb0M
Icl, I just binge watched a fuck tone of these clips from Knight path and got inspired

[wheat leaf]

i like games like that because while its still kinda exaggerated for easier playing, its still mostly all realistic techniques

[wheat leaf]

good to know, thank you. what would you call it then?

[wind charm]

hold on gang, petting my cat rq

[humble bloom]

wrist flexibility.
but its too late, they are pushing the wrist blunt damage buff update right now,
its over...
downloading in 3 2 1...

[wind charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-150

[wheat leaf]

we will all become one punch man

if only i could land hits as good as i block

[wheat leaf]

pommel strikes are no joke in ea, when i fight with longswords i end up using it more than the blade

[wind charm]

fuck it i'm booting it back up

this is pure addiction

[wheat leaf]

some of my older clips focusing on just using the pommel

[wheat leaf]

it really is its so fun though

[burnt rune]

child murder is bad

[wheat leaf]

WHAT

NOW your telling me?

[burnt rune]

it took a lot of time toi conclude this statement

but i am a lawyer

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shining-shocked-gif-12835223

[soft osprey]

It’s never too late to learn something

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

[wheat leaf]

that has to be the nicest looking rapier ive ever seen in halfsword

[spark axle]

I cant ever decide on which one I prefer more

[remote crypt]

3 week break hours

[wheat leaf]

I’ve always been a sucker for the cuphilt styles, and Spanish fencing style in general. But it’s tough cause both are beautiful

[remote crypt]

me @ u for getting a red name

[frank rose]

second one looks fancier

[spark axle]

I usually prefer swept hilts but the cup hilt does have undeniable puss in boots swag

[spark axle]

did you ever get any clips with that sabre I sent you?

[wheat leaf]

I can’t afford to pay the moderators salary anymore

[frank rose]

does anyone know why are the bones made of metal

[remote crypt]

No unfortunately I left for a 3 week class right after.

I need to get around to installing it.

again

cuz my HS corrupted when I was away

[sharp orchid]

its cuz youre fighting the terminator

[spark axle]

I updated it recently, it handles a lot better now. I'll send you the new files when I have time tomorrow

looks a lot nicer now

[wheat leaf]

i thought this would have been a strike with the blade but turns out i just mashed his face with the pommel

[wheat leaf]

can i partake 👉👈

[frank rose]

yeah me two

[remote crypt]

You're the best thank you

[wheat leaf]

pretty please with a sprinkle on top 🥺

[remote crypt]

oh ur learning single too?

[buoyant ravine]

I dont like sonic

it turned to a cashgrab

[remote crypt]

That's perfectly fine.

I'm curious now given your name. US Military?

[buoyant ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1167466179544219674/1201560601927884951/bubuquestionmark.gif

[buoyant ravine]

Nah my dad was in the air force

[remote crypt]

Ah okay.

Thank him for his service

[frank rose]

morning 1548

[buoyant ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814225158222905358/1499998014024978442/3ECC2707-CB42-454D-8F98-FDB1E89D4672-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1355933928803930122/1489121607447220254/mistorbeast.gif?width=503&height=324

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/john-kiriakou-archives-gif-110583334550543126

[frank rose]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-milk-chocolate-milk-jug-chocolate-milk-gallon-chocolate-milk-cut-in-half-gif-25063151

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mods-heading-to-announcements-discord-mods-announcements-scam-links-gif-25118530

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434244406382170193/HqMwNli.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137888308689641595/1281648728943493201/togif-5.gif

https://tenor.com/view/bro-own-himself-slapping-bald-gif-9894240325003590084

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356131097918046258/1463193559833514005/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[wheat leaf]

I’ve been loving 1h swords bro they are honestly so much better in ea

now that moulinets are possible i desperately need a proper saber to fit the style

[rotund palm]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[remote crypt]

Oh 100%

its why I run my double

peep first clip back from my break

[wheat leaf]

i can respect dual wielding i always just get stuck on my own weapons xD

[remote crypt]

Its a lot of fun but you have to make the pair for that specific purpose

Its why my left handed one is shorter

[wheat leaf]

yeah two equal size swords is much trickier than a larger and smaller one, like sword and dagger

i like arming sword and rondel dagger though, makes a good pair

[remote crypt]

I tried it

I didn't like how it interacted.

Even with it in the secondary idle position.

[wheat leaf]

ima try more dual wielding tn and see if i can do any good

ill remember to make a complimenting pair rather than just two of the same

[prime quiver]

im looking in %appdata% and i dont have a half sword file the HalfSwordEUS one or something

its just no there

????

[shell forge]

Big dumb and ugly chokes on a toy sword

[surreal helm]

"chokes on toy sword"
is through his head

[shell forge]

He didn't have an issue with it until he got punched by a Morning 1 beggar

[sullen wagon]

home alone 7 early footage

[sweet scarab]

whens the update

[shell forge]

Probably late June, if only to dodge the "possibly abandoned game" warning

[lost rover]

I think the old willie might be the fencer

Hmm

[shell forge]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

This was a metal sword through a lesser man's brain

[frozen cave]

is there multiplayer

or no

i js got the game

[sullen wagon]

local multiplayer in free mode

[frozen cave]

aight

[sullen wagon]

it works online with remote play if you managed to get it to work

i'd look it up on youtube if you want to do that though

[surreal helm]

remote play was extremely delayed for me

[cursive folio]

parsec is usually less desynced

[rotund shadow]

willie the willie

[cursive folio]

does anyone have any recommendations for good non-fantasy weapon mods

or time accurate gun mods

[lost rover]

114 KGS All Natty

[restive cave]

Glock

[astral dew]

i could help whats happening?

[surreal helm]

the path you're looking for is (atleast on windows) C:\Users\YourUserName\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\

[thorny aurora]

does anyone know of any updates coming?

[thorny aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-12415677133864599416

[surreal helm]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[remote crypt]

zoomies @wheat leaf

[vast kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/missile-knows-gif-27705140

[spare mango]

i got like 585 hours in half sword now pretty cool game

[astral dew]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gus-fring-breaking-bad-gustavo-embed-fail-gif-21161041

[covert forge]

cool camera mod

[tiny path]

my leg fucking broke cause of some weird glitch and now i'm stuck with this guy with a bastard sword trying to kill me (which hes not doing anytime soon scince i'm fully armored) and he keeps pushing me

[tough hollow]

very cool mario the vagina king

[tiny path]

thanks, runkyexplunky.

he keeps fucking insulting me like hes the shit

brother my leg broke magically

fuckoff

[lost rover]

Itll probably heal

Just eat a couple berries for healing effect then eat the bees for protein

[tiny path]

i've been struggling for like 4 minutes now

[tough hollow]

good advice william halvens sworde

[tall dagger]

well that was an interesting move...

[tiny path]

game crashed but it's aight cause now i actually get to kill this dude

[lost rover]

Big bully

[tiny path]

did i do too much or nah

[lost rover]

How ya leg heal

See?

Berries and bees

[tough hollow]

i think the other willie might need some beries and bees

dare i say a doctor

[tiny path]

he might need more than berries and bees i'm afraid

dare i say surgery

[surreal helm]

he's ok right

[lost rover]

He might need his mama

[tiny path]

i mean his organs are intact

he could just fuse those back together

[lost rover]

Just sew the stomach back to the body

That's all he needs

To digest berries and bees

[tough hollow]

looks like you sliced his lungs in half

[tiny path]

he'll be alright

[lost rover]

He needs only one

Atleast his heart is okay

[tiny path]

just a couple of months eating food through a straw and he'll be fine

[lost rover]

And sew that damn stomach back

[tough hollow]

the heart also looks like its in half

[warped apex]

I am 2 gewd

[tiny path]

yeah i think his whole body is in half more like

[jade rose]

uhm

How are you in a

a road map

[tiny path]

half road 😭

[tough hollow]

he owns haLFSWORD

[jade rose]

Huh

Oh

Is it a mod

[tough hollow]

no

hes the owner

[jade rose]

...

[warped apex]

No I just manifest it via will

Manifestation

[lost rover]

You definetly need luke's fov mod

First person is so much more enjoyya ble

[warped apex]

What?

Fov mod?

[tough hollow]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/337

[lost rover]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/337

[tiny path]

dude why is this fuckass horse fully physically simulated

[lost rover]

No

[tiny path]

it's dumb shit like this why the game runs like it does

[lost rover]

Not fully

[tough hollow]

because animals in halfsword i TOMMORROW

[lost rover]

There's no penis

[tough hollow]

it might be a girl horse

[warped apex]

I'd kiss you right now if I was with you @lost rover

[tiny path]

yeah

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-gif-4007877678756330230

I think

Yeah correct gif

[tough hollow]

horsesword

[restive cave]

Because it goes hard

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-gif-10789444016291934486

[lost rover]

Where is horse penis

[tough hollow]

girl horsey

[restive cave]

No like its cool not like that

https://tenor.com/view/tyuyos-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-meme-speed-speed-meme-gif-17616160487069326613

[lost rover]

I was promised a male horse with big testes

[jade rose]

Where do I get weapons like guns and stuff on halfsword

and diff maps

[restive cave]

Port the red dead redemption horse

[lunar sapphire]

eagle catching baseball

[tiny path]

damn the slums map runs like dogshit

[warped apex]

it's beautiful

[restive cave]

Yeah

Slums evening runs fine tho

#BakedLighting #EnableIt

[tiny path]

the devious 5232187 grass patches in the distance that you don't even get to see:

[restive cave]

Wait but you're seeing them right now-

[tiny path]

i mean the ones you don't see

[tiny path]

can you enable bakedlighting?

[restive cave]

How detailed even are those meshes

[tiny path]

that would be godsend

[restive cave]

No sadly not

Its in the project settings, which i cannot modify

[tiny path]

i don't know probably alot scince there's also a whole ass fucking town out of bounds

like fully modeled

this is like how gta iv runned on the xbox 360

[restive cave]

Across the fence?

[tiny path]

tf is that

[dreamy sequoia]

Ufo

[tiny path]

this one

this whole town shouldn't exist

it's absolutely killing the frame rate

[lost rover]

Make foliage to low

[dreamy sequoia]

There is alot of destructive objects in slums. That doesn't help

[tiny path]

i say make the map just slightly smaller

that'd make it run better

[lost rover]

You barely see a difference and fps increases so much

[surreal helm]

fence?

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-this-isn't-the-car-jjba-car-meme-we're-leaving-this-town-now-everyone-get-in-the-car-jjba-english-dub-gif-3307861192517773106

[tough hollow]

lol i thought of sending that also

[tiny path]

the devious untextured wall:

[restive cave]

No its textured theres just a seam

These are also in the ground

[tiny path]

also in the door in the alley map

crazy how they didn't even bother making the door slightly wider

[restive cave]

Any frank, willie or konrad can casually fit through that

[tiny path]

yup

are they planning on actually optimizing the maps?

[restive cave]

Yes

[tiny path]

like making out of bounds not as detailed as the fucking map you actually play in

that'd be a great first step

[dreamy sequoia]

They would need to redo slums entirely tbh

[restive cave]

Said by lord Pierrot himself

[dreamy sequoia]

Remove meshes and go all new

[restive cave]

No no

Current meshes are fine theres just way too much

[tiny path]

there's way too much of something but i can't tell

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah thats what I meant sorry bad explanation

[tiny path]

all i can tell is that it's absolutely butt fucking my frame rate

[dreamy sequoia]

Destructive objects and physics flooring.

[restive cave]

They might be able to experiment with cull distance volumes 🥹

[tiny path]

yeah there's like too much detail in areas where you don't need it

even areas you don't even see

[tough hollow]

they should make an option to disable grass

im allergic to gras

[restive cave]

You can do that with a config i think

[tough hollow]

it mkaes me sneeze

[restive cave]

Mine is very squished

[tiny path]

most maps run fine for me except forest and the slums

so like the biggest maps

[restive cave]

Forest runs fine for me, alley is the worst on my system though

Specifically all the physics props and lighting makes it lag soo hard

[tiny path]

dude what?

alley runs buttery smooth for me

that's a shame

[tough hollow]

alley gives me the most fatal errors

[restive cave]

Well i'm on a gtx 1060

[tough hollow]

cellars my goat

[restive cave]

Cellar is unplayable until i fix my config

[tough hollow]

cellar and yard

[dreamy sequoia]

The grass would be apart of the materials they used when building the map in ue5

[tough hollow]

dawg

[restive cave]

Dude it is quite literally pitch black

[dreamy sequoia]

Shadowing causes huge frame drops

[tiny path]

UE5 is genuinely the worst thing to ever happen to humanity

[tiny path]

why can't we move the game to UE4 🙏

[restive cave]

Deadnut

[dreamy sequoia]

Ue5 is kind of easy to use. But also hard to get perfect.

[tough hollow]

i can think of a couple worse things

[tiny path]

it's also very hard to optimize apparently

cause holy fuck

[dreamy sequoia]

The entire thing would need to be redone.

[restive cave]

UE4 is arguably just as bad

[tough hollow]

theres a couple optimization mods on nexus you could try

[tiny path]

boooo

[dreamy sequoia]

The moment we change the engine from the current one. It's a whole new project.

[tiny path]

lame

[dreamy sequoia]

Different add-ons and assets

It requires a whole recoding too

Cause its all c++ to ue5

[tiny path]

ngl even itch.io ran better than ea

the snow map kinda run like shit but the rest where fine

[dreamy sequoia]

I've been dabbling in map making on ue5

Its not so easy ngl.

[tough hollow]

earliest i played was the playtest

i lied it was the abyss playtest

[dreamy sequoia]

Dead project

But, i that in an hour.

[tough hollow]

looks like the map in that one other swordfghting game

hellish quart

[warped apex]

the fov mod is peak

[dreamy sequoia]

I made it completely from scratch, just added materials

[tough hollow]

you should continue it

[warped apex]

but it looks and feels weird, But I like it

[tough hollow]

dawg wanted to say hi to the camera

[dreamy sequoia]

I wanna restart with new assets to keep the hs theme when I finally release a map

[tiny path]

i think the earliest i played was itch.io when they still had that one big ass wood shield

[restive cave]

"I'm not even playing"

[tiny path]

is the music map based

[tough hollow]

IDK

[restive cave]

Fixed eye adaption and i'm not used to the forest being so bright

[tough hollow]

your willie looks like his name is powerade

[warped apex]

the game feels so smoothe now my god

[restive cave]

His name is actually Giovanni

Which goes hard as hell

[tough hollow]

does disabled auto parry feel any different?

[tiny path]

shootout to the circle gamemode gotta have the worst detection in the whole gaming insdustry

[restive cave]

Tf2 hitreg

[tough hollow]

when are we getting positive feedback from maro the vagina king

[tiny path]

i like the hand 2 hand combat.

[restive cave]

Left 4 dead 2

Versus hitreg

😍

[tiny path]

dude also

bring back shirt physics

and feet/leg collision

[tough hollow]

wdym

[tiny path]

and give us a new running animation

[restive cave]

Do you know how shirt physics would work in this version

[tough hollow]

feels like my feet have collision

[tiny path]

they don't

[restive cave]

They'd work like hair

[tiny path]

huh?

[tough hollow]

feels like it

[tiny path]

what does that mean kobe bryant

[tiny path]

nah they removed it, probably cause you could sometimes trip on your own feet

but shirt physics need to come back

i liked them

[tough hollow]

either way i trip on my feet

[restive cave]

They would be all buggy

[tiny path]

that's probably cause of ground elevation

[restive cave]

And laggy

[tiny path]

they wasn't tho

you ever played the playtest

before they watered down the shirt phys

[restive cave]

Yes i have

[tough hollow]

doesnt feel like my feet have collision in the demo either

[restive cave]

I meant they would be buggy on the new physics

[tiny path]

they don't

they removed them scince itch.io

[tough hollow]

bruh

why not say that

[tiny path]

ohhh i see

i still find it lame

why does the gambeson have physics but the shirt doesn't

[restive cave]

Demo has arguably the best physics we've ever had

[tiny path]

also the gambeson isn't laggy

[tiny path]

steam demo or playtest

[restive cave]

I said demo

As in steam

[tough hollow]

i argue the demo was better for grappling

fucjk

playtest

i mean

[restive cave]

They shutdown playtest, but i can still play it through the files

[tiny path]

shootout to first blood gamemode, i fucking hate it.

[tough hollow]

please send them to me

[restive cave]

Theres archives

[tiny path]

wait what are we talking about

[tough hollow]

and a tutorial on how to make it work

[tiny path]

the steam abyss demo

[tough hollow]

steam playtest halfsword

[restive cave]

Playtest build

[tiny path]

or the steam arena demo

[tough hollow]

arena

[tiny path]

oh alright

so what demo do we have right now

[restive cave]

I actually have the abyss demo

[tough hollow]

send>?

[tiny path]

that's cool

i miss the abyss demo alot

[restive cave]

Current demo is the one right before early access

[restive cave]

I do not think i can lol

I'd get shot

[tiny path]

we still had shirt physics

and the abyss didn't have fucking zombies

[warped apex]

it feels super good

[tough hollow]

PLASEEEEEEEEE

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[warped apex]

I can hold postitions I want

[tough hollow]

i wanna do bjj and other stuff in playtest

[tiny path]

also make zombies a toggable option, it's stupid that we don't have that as an option

[tough hollow]

you cant do shit on the floor in ea or demo

[tough hollow]

oka yi see

[restive cave]

Why would zombies be a toggable option

They are intended to be there lol

[tough hollow]

incase i wouldnt want to fight zombies

[restive cave]

Even if extremely shit and buggy right now

[tiny path]

yeah that's why

and why wouldn't they be?

that's the question

[tough hollow]

now why would the humble halfsword creators do that

[tiny path]

what if i don't want zombies in abyss

make it a toggable option

i say

[tough hollow]

only unlcokable after 10000 souls cleansed

[tiny path]

i do like zombies cause they have like no pain receptors and they'll still charge at you when missing 2 arms and a foot

which is really funny

shootout to hair physics

they should add facial hair

and longer hair too

even though longer hair would probably be a pain in the ass to code

[tough hollow]

you can make hair longer by editing saves

[tiny path]

wait deadass?

[tough hollow]

yes

[tiny path]

show me what long hair looks like

i need to see that

[restive cave]

I disabled hair because it uses too much vram and makes my game bug out

[tough hollow]

im lazy i dont really wanna alter my characters hair rn but i can show you the line of code

brb

[tiny path]

i like hair, it's like a replace for shirt physics which i fucking miss

[restive cave]

Oh me too, my computer just cannot handle it

[tough hollow]

bottom line

1 is the max i for customizeable i think

[tiny path]

yuhhh

[tough hollow]

okay ineed a shower brb

[tiny path]

why did they add preset death poses

well arm poses

[restive cave]

They didnt

[tiny path]

they did

it's hard to explain

[restive cave]

For me they fall differently every time

[tiny path]

yeah i know

that's like not what i mean

the death poses are still random

but the arms aren't

you know

like they're less spaghetti now

i'm guessing it's so the ragdolls felt less floppy on the ground

but scince the legs still don't have collision it's still goofy sometimes

it kinda works the same way as in rdr2

the ragdolls are random yes, but the death poses on the ground aren't

but half sword does it more smoothly i'd say

[restive cave]

Oh also look at this detail i found

If you zoom in to chainmail you can see the flesh sometimes

[tiny path]

cool

[restive cave]

Since the middle of chainmail is transparent

[tiny path]

also why does the skin get proggresively more buggy as the game gets updated

like the shirtless body

the area around the clavicles is like miss placed for me

or not misplaced but like a different skin colour

[restive cave]

Slight texture difference, They use the same texture for the body but the head has slightly different colours

[tiny path]

yeah

didn't they say they'd add different skin colours like ages ago

i thought by early access we'd already have them

guess we don't

[restive cave]

Well we do have the texture for miles morales face but that's about it

[tiny path]

what do you mean by that exactly

[restive cave]

Exactly as written

[tiny path]

like literally, miles morales

[restive cave]

Yes

[tiny path]

i thought you just meant black

[restive cave]

The model is missing tho

[tiny path]

can you like send a photo

of what that looks like

[restive cave]

Well I don't have the file I only have the name

Which is how I found out all the heads names

[tiny path]

why is that a model inside the games files lmao

[restive cave]

Not a model

The model isn't there they only have the texture and material

[tiny path]

yeah i know

but why

why the fuck is mile morales in a medieval fencing game

[restive cave]

Testing

Same reason we got dynamic tentacle vfx

🥹

[tiny path]

huh

you lost me on that one pal

never heard of dynamic tentacle vfx

my guy pisses me off cause hes all tuff and shit, and the motherfucker is named Wenzel

[restive cave]

Wenzel goes hard

Do not like that shield though

Blocks your weapon alot

[tiny path]

nice hat buddy

[tiny path]

i kinda have muscle memory from the steam abyss demo, shields where op back then

like both as a weapon and as an actual shield

just stripped his ass naked

[surreal helm]

for some reason, certain clothing items just remove your skin

like the hauberk

[restive cave]

They do it to avoid clipping i think

[tiny path]

magic armor that removes your flesh

[paper acorn]

Half sword

[tough hollow]

TOMMORROW

[tough hollow]

KO

[tiny path]

actually one of the most satisfying slams i've ever seen

[tough hollow]

im avery good slammer

[restive cave]

They should make picking up other franks, konrads and matteos easier

[tiny path]

yeah

[tiny path]

i haven't gotten a single slam yet

[tough hollow]

no that hard

mostly just hold them in the air wait till they scream and drop them

[tiny path]

the slam isn't hard , it's hard to get a fucking grip at their leg

[tough hollow]

try reaching for the back of their legs

[tough hollow]

are you just grabbing at their kneecaps?

[tiny path]

both

[tough hollow]

okay

[lunar compass]

i wish they fixed the grabs before leaving tbh

[restive cave]

Giovanni is now a knight

He's also unlocked his first awesome helmet, though i dont think it fits him

[lunar compass]

get yourself some leg armor tf 😭

[lunar compass]

nice one

[restive cave]

The trousers go so hard

[tough hollow]

they dp thp

[lunar compass]

true but at least get some newer ones 😭

and get yourself a good arming doublet 💔

[restive cave]

What even is a good arming doublet

[lunar compass]

the colored and puffy ones ? idk the right name

they're like

yk more filled with padding

[lunar compass]

boy where the hell is your bevor ?

[restive cave]

Everything bad about my fit i make up for with this insanely cool cuirass

[lunar compass]

true but there's even tuffer ones

[dreamy sequoia]

Crazy

[restive cave]

I dont need it

😼

[dreamy sequoia]

Saved my ass vs 302 souls in abyss 😆

[restive cave]

If you even manage to get close enough to hit me there you deserve it

[tiny path]

yay i'm now lord rank

[tiny path]

pay off your debt dawg

even though that'd be alot of money

actually don't, that'd surpass like 2k

[restive cave]

I pay off my souls every night

[tiny path]

same

[dreamy sequoia]

Big stick

[restive cave]

Okay..

[dreamy sequoia]

I was going for 9001 souls for the dbz reference

[dreamy sequoia]

Most ive ever seen

[tiny path]

wtf happened 😭

did you get every fucking limb dismembered

[restive cave]

I ran into the dingle thing on the hall

It only gave me the healing prompt after i went into a brawl and instantly had to respawn because my character fell over

[wide cliff]

Day 2 of me complaining because of no recent comms from the Devs

[restive cave]

@wide cliff

[wide cliff]

Damn, my complaining already did it's thing, same day

What should I complain about next?

[ivory plinth]

what in american healthcare am I looking at

[restive cave]

Adding more options to freemode

[tiny path]

this shit genuinely frying me

[wide cliff]

Day 1 of complaining about the devs needing to add more options to freemode

[tiny path]

nah deadass tho

freemode is stinky

also what happened to ''gore 2.0''

did we just never get it

[lost rover]

Gore 3.0

Coming

[tough hollow]

TOMMORROW

[lost rover]

Anyways the baron is a french guy buttt

He REALLY likes italian stuff

His armet is italian

His corazzina breastplate also italian

[tiny path]

the baron is french no way

that's why i hate him so much

next time i encounter him i will make sure i turn him into mush

[lost rover]

King beats baron

[dreamy sequoia]

Frank the Frenchman

[restive cave]

Me too me too

[lost rover]

What if the baron takes that blood money and uses it to buy lasagna and pizzas and pasta

[restive cave]

What if the baron used to be a plummer and his name is Mario

[lost rover]

And what iff

He was a vagina kinmg

King

[restive cave]

And the player is actually Luigi and he got his mind washed with soap and butter

[tough hollow]

good point

playtest is so peakk

i cant grab legs thoiught

becuz i just fall over

[restive cave]

I would never actually wear the tabard but i insured it because its yellow

Time to hire my first bodyguard

[lost rover]

These are requirements for a sure win with bodyguards:
Need poleaxe or polearm
Need armet or sallet and bevor
Must have a complete cuirass
The rest are okay

[tiny path]

i loooove the tabard

[restive cave]

The hall is so easy

I just activate all of the dingalings and make the enemies walk through it 🥹

[tiny path]

same

either that or get them to fall into the direction of the log

and then kill them

[restive cave]

I dont even need weapons i just run around and activate the levers and run around them

[tiny path]

isn't the baron in the alley?

is he inmune to the logs

[restive cave]

Oh

[tiny path]

i was asking

[restive cave]

ohh

I'm not at baron yet

I'm about to be lord

[tiny path]

ight

i just turned lord

[restive cave]

Strat for circle on the cellar is just after you win bring a few props into the circle

You can smack the guy out of it with them

[surreal helm]

or just git gud

[tough hollow]

yo momma

[surreal helm]

[restive cave]

I'm already good

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-patrick-bateman-cat-cat-sad-traumatised-cat-gif-1224110864735726916

[alpine pine]

abandonware?

[tough hollow]

no

dummy

[tiny path]

riot gamemode just absolutely kills my gpu

and cpu

[restive cave]

So i was doing something absolutely incredible and giovanni got stuck

[surreal helm]

is there actually that many barrels in the cellar??

[tiny path]

dude lowkey

you know what would be fun

a gamemode that is like carnage but only with fists

[white frost]

genuinely what happened

[restive barn]

so what the fuck is the time sig of mirie it is while sumer ilast in the game

seems to be 4/4 that switches to 6/4 once in a while

or 6/8 actually

[frank rose]

giant demo willie corpse

[restive cave]

This is every single one

Now i continue the next match of brawl and watch it explode

[white frost]

LOL

[restive cave]

Mr beast challenge shit

[white frost]

last one to leave the circle gets 10000 pfennings 😭

[frank rose]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-milk-chocolate-milk-jug-chocolate-milk-gallon-chocolate-milk-cut-in-half-gif-25063151

[restive cave]

Whatever you can fit in this circle you get it for free

😂

Right as im about to hit lord rank my fucking character instantly dies 🥹

Literally tapped in the leg by a polearm and i'm instantly dead

As soon as i hit the abyss my whole leg sinks

[surreal helm]

should've been wearing more leg armor 🤷‍♂️

[restive cave]

I fucking put on leg armor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/949056102857838683/1416854568834433055/togif.gif

Did you see it

[restive barn]

use my armor buff mod

[restive cave]

I cant now

Every time i reopen the game i'm in the abyss and both my legs are stuck..

Like when i enter progression

[surreal helm]

I have never had my leg cut off because I wear proper armor

[restive barn]

filthy peasant

[restive cave]

No like my leg didnt even get cut off

My fucking character just instantly died

[restive barn]

imagine wearing spaulders

[surreal helm]

you're just jealous of my swag

[restive barn]

pipe down peasant you wear spaulders

no pauldrons

[surreal helm]

medal clip

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-medal-clip-that-medal-gif-17082473500017211841

[restive barn]

haha i have pauldrons and you don't

you don't even wear a targe

[frank rose]

bradar we already have protection

[restive barn]

were you the person who gave the gato the tank

[frank rose]

why need a targe

[surreal helm]

extra unnecessary weight

[frank rose]

agreed

[restive barn]

protects u from blunt

[surreal helm]

nah though the baron should look something like this

[restive barn]

fr

[frank rose]

armor already protects us from blunt

[restive barn]

his armet is so lame

[restive barn]

not enough

[frank rose]

then make standarts bigger

[restive barn]

custom baron fit

[restive barn]

what would that do

genuinely

you already have your hauberks

[frank rose]

give more protection

[restive barn]

maille sucks at protecting against blunt

[frank rose]

we need more protection

[tired prism]

i have those btw

[restive barn]

you have what

[restive cave]

Restarted the game 12 times but i did kill the 3 enemies and got giovanni back

[restive barn]

what do you have

[restive cave]

Yaaay

Im lord rank

[tiny path]

anyone else thinks it's anticlimatic when you throw dudes off the hill in the slums and they just gently slide off like if it was a playground instead of breaking bones or dying

[surreal helm]

this is the goat of half sword, IMO

[lost rover]

Chrome's weapon pack 5 leak

[restive barn]

indeed

[dreamy sequoia]

Wish you could do all black with gilded trimming.

Would look mean

[tough hollow]

CLOWN

[dreamy sequoia]

Should just wear a sign saying stab me.

[rapid pond]

I dont think the game fully accounts for fall damarge rn, you just get blunt if you hit your general head area

They just yell

[restive barn]

this guy was "knight tier" btw

[rapid pond]

And ragdoll

[rapid pond]

Ive seen veterans with full plate and hauberks

Never a knight

[dreamy sequoia]

I see alot of man at war, better equipped than knight.

[restive barn]

i think the game purposefully removes the bevor and hauberk at knight tier in free mode

not sure tho + i have no evidence at knight tier

[livid jay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226882144580931658/1249274012337442977/attachment-19_1.gif

his mind rn

[rapid pond]

I dont think so. It maybe just generates a random loadout wich just so happen to not have bevors most of the time

Maybe cause of the armet

[restive barn]

i've literally never seen a free mode knight wearing a bevor

[livid jay]

how does a bevor look like

ill prove you wrong

[rapid pond]

Is there "lords" rank for the ai

[restive barn]

neck metal armor

[livid jay]

zalright

[dreamy sequoia]

Throat shield

[slim meadow]

gay

[restive barn]

??

[rapid pond]

Cause the lords tourney has a lot more bevors on my end

[livid jay]

i swear to god

ive seen that

profile before

[rapid pond]

Like does the ai go up to "lord" in ranks like we do

[livid jay]

on the roblox decal marketshop

[rapid pond]

Or does it stop at knight