halfsword-chat-⚔

[supple dagger]

don't jinx it

[cursive folio]

also is frame gen being greyed out normal or

[supple dagger]

dude i dont have either of those games lol

[fast bramble]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nicolas-cage-friday-2--k01KRAP8DG11E5GSBX8CNHRGH25

And Friday is update day

You wouldn't disagree with Nic Cage would you

[dreamy sequoia]

Drag and drop folder

[supple dagger]

just did
I selected the folder with game files and paks instead of the one with the save file is that good

[dreamy sequoia]

Idk? Again I'm the very last person to ask 😆

[barren hamlet]

Still no update. I told you all the red flags were there.

If you want to get their attention, review bomb. There is ZERO excuse for this behaviour from the devs. They aren't wornkng on the game full time nor are they communicating.

Personally I feel as though steam should be able to take legal action when devs exploit early access then abandon

[supple dagger]

I'm guessing the greyed out file is the one I'm looking for considering the rest are mods

[sharp orchid]

yeah you probably need the usmap for that

[supple dagger]

is that another thing I need to install

[sharp orchid]

no its a file you need fmodel to have in order to acess that main pak

[supple dagger]

where do I find it

[quaint ingot]

Hmm, what’s the name of one milsim that hasn’t changed at all after like 10 years

Half Sword isn’t that bad

[barren hamlet]

Yes it is.

People will literally let devs walk all over them

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-bait-or-low-iq-bait-or-low-iq-call-it-call-it-bait-or-gif-11665902714889208022

[quaint ingot]

we were told there was a big update which means it takes a fucking while to get done

[barren hamlet]

Imagine having no standards. You're being scammed if you think you are going to suddenly start getting updates. We all need to get angry

[barren hamlet]

Lol. 3 months? No. And especially not with no communication. Its a lie.

#scamsword

[sharp orchid]

dude updates have ALWAYS taken many, many months even as early as playtest

[sharp orchid]

theres like 2 whole programmers for this game

[rare hearth]

u took the bait :(

[sharp orchid]

fair enough

[rare hearth]

u should igore thosw type of comments

[quaint ingot]

hell I’d take months between updates that change things noticeably, over 10 years of nothing actually changing

[supple dagger]

progress

[rare hearth]

nah man the devs should release a hotfix every 2 days, 1 hotfix adding something, another reverting that same thing that was added, rinse and repeat

[supple dagger]

chat every head has a canon name

[sharp orchid]

yeah i know

[rare hearth]

looks like granite block if you made it into a person

[dreamy sequoia]

Frank is the baron.

[frank rose]

behind you

[supple dagger]

willie did not age well 😭

[sharp orchid]

genius gave me his backrroms map

[quaint ingot]

Yeah that’s the problem with people who are use to new shit every week or so in live service games

[rare hearth]

the devs should drip feed us the next update, every week they give us 1 megabyte of thr update

[wheat leaf]

monthly battlepass with tiered content release 🤤

[supple dagger]

since when was there a grim reaper

[rare hearth]

0.3 demo

[frank rose]

demo

[supple dagger]

oh I don't think I ever made it that far in 0.3 to get the grim reaper lol

[frank rose]

its in the abyss

[rare hearth]

its like the first or second boss

the one with the scythe basically

[supple dagger]

oh i do not remember the 0.3 demo at all lol
didn't know it was first or second boss

[rare hearth]

fair

its been very long

[humble bloom]

day one of early access didnt have anything in the unique folder if I remember correctly.
the grim reaper and falchon boss showed up between the hotfixes at some point.

[supple dagger]

tbf that looks nothing like a grim reaper except the scythe and maybe the black shirt lol

[quaint ingot]

god

[rare hearth]

abyss overhaul next update yippe

[supple dagger]

falchon boss?

[rare hearth]

also a 0.3 boss

[supple dagger]

i dont remember that either lol

[rare hearth]

had like 4 falchons

[quaint ingot]

yeah that were so fucking broken

[supple dagger]

was willie originally named ivan or

[rare hearth]

no

wait

maybee

[supple dagger]

game so dead im legit just surfing through game files now

[quaint ingot]

I think he was since, I think one of the people who were making the game said Willie was based of a photo

[sharp orchid]

raiding the backrooms

[quaint ingot]

I can’t remember which one but I know Willie was based off a real person that was in a pretty random photo of the time

[rare hearth]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[supple dagger]

it must be so much fun to make mods

[sharp orchid]

its fun to play with the result, but its not too fun when shit doesnt work and you dont know why

like i've been playing with my shotgun instead of finishing it

[rare hearth]

if you give the ai weapons, do they know how to use it?

[sharp orchid]

if its a gun or smthn, they'll js try and smack you with it

[rare hearth]

aw

[supple dagger]

seeing as they can't use the in game crossbow, no

[rare hearth]

man

[quaint ingot]

Mine don’t see the guns as weapons

[rare hearth]

wouldve been cool if you could make like

[rare hearth]

make ready or not in halfsword

[sharp orchid]

the airstrikes look super fucking cool in here

[quaint ingot]

which is funny due to the fact that no one would even know what a modern gun is

[sharp orchid]

fuck its 1 am im sleeping now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480340731808972981/MedalTVHalfSword20260308185936537-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[dreamy sequoia]

Enjoy

[quaint ingot]

god for that we need this for the ai

[supple dagger]

I think there's like two specific things that always get modded into a video game in some way that aren't modded in half sword (yet) and if i remember correctly it was both shrek and thomas the tank engine

[dreamy sequoia]

3 things, playing doom inside the game.

[supple dagger]

ah right
how could I have forgotten

[quaint ingot]

what can’t doom run on?

[dreamy sequoia]

Probably half sword.

[supple dagger]

an atom, though I could be wrong

[quaint ingot]

we haven’t tried

[supple dagger]

should we

[quaint ingot]

seeing how fucking with atoms can make a lot of radiation probably not

and not the kind from a microwave

[supple dagger]

isnt there like a whole decade old animation on youtube made out of atoms

let me find it rq

[quaint ingot]

Never heard of it

[supple dagger]

found it. it's made entirely of atoms

[rotund shadow]

choking takes way to long istg

[fast bramble]

Konrad my beloved

[rotund shadow]

put this dude in a choke for 3 minutes still gurgling

[supple dagger]

i like henrish

[fast bramble]

Which one's Willie?

[fast bramble]

They really cooked him

[quaint ingot]

sadly you can’t kill them by doing that

[rotund shadow]

yeah i can understand that, i just wanna put em to sleep

[supple dagger]

also I think this one is konrad

[rotund shadow]

and tget wont sleep

[shell forge]

N E E D

[fast bramble]

What did they do to this poor man

[fast bramble]

Hmm I wonder which one is in my screenshot

[quaint ingot]

I know there’s lore for the demo but I can’t remember what it is

[supple dagger]

Matteo

[fast bramble]

He looks more like a Konrad to me

[shell forge]

I refuse to believe that's Wilfred "Willie" Fischer

[fast bramble]

They saw how beloved he was by the fan base and gave him jaundice and crippling insomnia

[supple dagger]

I was given like a whole tutorial an hour or too ago in the chat on how to get all these models. just scroll up until you find it

[quaint ingot]

Why is he so shiny

[supple dagger]

idk

[supple dagger]

Actually I think hes less shiny compared to the rest. the others are so shiny that the glint is too small to see

except for frank hes just normal

why is miles morales in the game files

[prime copper]

Anyone got any anime sites with no popups?

I used to use anikai but they got shut down

[frank rose]

whats the face

[supple dagger]

this is probably for a future update or something

[frank rose]

can you just load the entire thing

[supple dagger]

it doesn't have a model, just textures

so what do I need to do to change a model and put it in the game files

[dreamy sequoia]

To change a model, you need to save the model you want to alter. Open blender, import that saved model into blender and change it

[supple dagger]

so if that's how to change it, then how do I import the changed model into the files

[dreamy sequoia]

Open ue5.4.4 and import that changed save file, i think.

Ngl man im googling this shit cause all the modders are offline.

[supple dagger]

I can't install ue5.4.4, I don't have enough space

[dreamy sequoia]

Rip

Thats the major component needed to change the game with your own mods, iirc.

Need to cook it on there

[supple dagger]

welp

I wonder, instead of adding a custom model, could I delete an existing model from the files or at least make it invisible? I wonder if it would make everyone just be invisible with floating armor

[small glen]

He is in game

[hollow quiver]

Herobrine!?

[small glen]

He looks slightly different doe

[dreamy sequoia]

Thatll probably break your game. Next best thing is ue4ss and changing source codes. Like giving yourself max muscle or infinite money.

[hollow quiver]

Ye that prob crash the game due crashdumb that gonna fill with trying to find and use the model

[limber oar]

why does the demo use 9gb of ram on my system lmao

thats a crazy amount for 1 fairly empty arena map and at most 4 rendered characters at a time

[hollow quiver]

Unreal engine suck

[supple dagger]

Im probably not gonna bother modifying any of the game files anymore

[dreamy sequoia]

Personally, I'm interested in making maps and figuring out blender, to make my own models

[supple dagger]

Good luck to you on that.

[brisk jacinth]

i want to ask a question i just want to know if the devs have said anything recently about development of the game, no, im not gonna be one of those whiney people about having to wait, i enjoy the game as is, but i wanted to see if anyone knows if theyve said anything or if theyve taken a hiatus or what? just genuinely curious cuz it is super weird that theyve gone radio silent is all.

especially that communication was super good during the demo

[lost rover]

Luke's mod as brought me great joy

No helmet

No autoparry

And camera stabilization

[mild light]

i fw this heavy WE should spam this

[brisk jacinth]

not that im being rude or anything i love this game but we do have to address that its super weird theyve gone silent, just a simple "were alive" would be enough for me

[lost rover]

Future sight

[high panther]

Been forever since the last update have they given up on this game?

[brisk jacinth]

i really hope they havent

they did make loads of money from this too

[rapid pond]

No

Anyways

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1440704287834374265/baronbang.gif

[opaque rose]

i just went back to the server bro.

[rapid pond]

Never not the time for finding openings in our willies

[shut vortex]

Someone needs to make a mod to remove this 1000 decibel sound when you launch the game bro

[rapid pond]

Skill issue, embrace hearing damage

[eternal scaffold]

Get one of those cooling things that laptops sit on it helps allot

[lost rover]

I think this is another demo april fools update situation

They go radio silent for a few months

And then content bomb us

[rapid pond]

And everyone hates it for the first 2 weeks then relalise how good it is

[shut vortex]

Bro am I doing something wrong why am I lagging so much on a good pc ? I hear people with worse pcs on better settings. I can’t even do medium 1440p

[rapid pond]

Beside the initial blood

[rapid pond]

Specs

[shut vortex]

9800x3d 5080 32gb ram

[shut vortex]

What is this warning symbol

You’re not a real halfsword player until u fight 5 knights on max damage with a dagger 🤣 soft hands

[lost rover]

YOU 👆 soft hands!!!

Everyone knows you place your the damage below the D

[frank rose]

you are soft hands

[shut vortex]

No I have good hands

[restive barn]

now what

[shut vortex]

Bro I think this is a challenge that is achieved by those with skill

[restive barn]

show me your poleaxe/sword gameplay

[shut vortex]

Welllll why

[restive barn]

i wanna see how good u are

[shut vortex]

I only have 70h bro

[restive barn]

ah okay

[shut vortex]

I’m just a noob bro yeah

[restive barn]

can i see tho

[shut vortex]

Well sure

[rapid pond]

You should be able to run all on epic, tbh unless you dont wanna, run a bit of frame gen

[shut vortex]

Super bad lag when I do like 20fps

[shut vortex]

I finally got it

[rapid pond]

Thats super weird, im on a worse build and at worse i dip at like 40 with all on epic

[shut vortex]

Bro what is discord doing to my clips

[surreal helm]

always wear a bevor 🥀

[shut vortex]

Usually I don’t wear any of that like I’m usually naked but I had to lock in for the clip

[dreamy sequoia]

You can gain a surprising amount of control if you tap rmb as your big lmb swing hits/misses. Good way to save your ass when you miss that first big swing.

Can also be used as a nice 2 hit combo on the return swing.

[shut vortex]

Well I think the damage is messed up because that first guy should’ve died

[dreamy sequoia]

🤷‍♂️

[surreal helm]

yall ever notice the loud ass cat in the yard map

[dreamy sequoia]

Ye

[shut vortex]

Bro I noticed when using a sword when thrusting you can knock them back a lot idk if it’s a glitch or something

[pliant crest]

I was just sprinting around him holding the sword out, didnt' even swing

[dreamy sequoia]

Half face

[restive barn]

press x to switch hands

[shut vortex]

Bro if you press a and d while pressing sprint and run backwards it looks kinda cool like moon walk from dbd

[pliant crest]

this is my favorite result from parrying the people with one handed weapons

then I get to kick em in the face and snap their neck or insta ko em

[shut vortex]

Well bro that only happens when you’re playing like a player who plays the game regularly

[pliant crest]

Well

I play every day for a few fights at elast

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mGerzlYooFdbjpsm5?invite=cr-MSx2Sk0sNDAyNTExOTcx&v=7

[white frost]

physics aint right today 💔

[rapid pond]

Ive unironically never seen that before lmao

[proud cliff]

it happens when you grab weapons or shield and stuff, your hand explodes

[hollow quiver]

half thunder

[frank rose]

i just survived a fatal error

for the first time

[restive barn]

it'll crash in like one minute

[frank rose]

still didnt crash

[lost rover]

It creeps up at a random moment

It freezes for a couple seconds then game is gon

[frank rose]

game is slightly getting laggier

i think its coming

oh nevermind

[proud cliff]

I'm barrel lid maxxing again

[frank rose]

budget buckler

[surreal helm]

this isnt the car

[restive barn]

what car

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1t9z6s8/half_tank/

[floral iris]

fun fact: you can sheath a cup

[frank rose]

hermit purple

[floral iris]

on a side note, i now 1 hand a 4.5kg longsword :D

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-this-isn't-the-car-jjba-car-meme-we're-leaving-this-town-now-everyone-get-in-the-car-jjba-english-dub-gif-3307861192517773106

[frank rose]

truly a bizzare adventure

[lost rover]

Why el joesph falling so slow

[frank rose]

aura monster

[lost rover]

Gawd damn how heavy are you

[restive barn]

look at these very realistic half clouds

[floral iris]

how the hell am i 93kg?

[frank rose]

scarface

[floral iris]

whyd you spare him

[frank rose]

i leave him to suffer

[floral iris]

wait what

[restive barn]

now here's a 70 dollar sky solution the devs just have in their game files for some reason

[frank rose]

volutermic cloud

[restive barn]

both are volumetric

why tf isn't this used

[frank rose]

for a last resort update when everything is on panic mode

[floral iris]

dude i have 4 riots

[proud cliff]

one wasn't enough

[floral iris]

oh wait... that's the last guy

[lost rover]

I genuinely got stuck in slum riots for a solid 10 minutes until i found an idiot laying down on the slippery part of the ground

[floral iris]

if their still holding a weapon, their alive

[sullen wagon]

that's why you always decapitate or dismember your opponents

[floral iris]

I tried that, as evident by the pile of meat in the corner

[sullen wagon]

well since the dude's stuck you can train strength before the round ends

or practice crossbow potshots

[proud cliff]

just need one good whack

[rapid pond]

Prolly waiting for more maps or something idk

[fresh gyro]

will be implemented later presumably

[restive barn]

why wait

[fresh gyro]

something about is unfinished maybe

[restive barn]

they bought it online it isn't studio developed tech

[fresh gyro]

They could try modifying it

[restive barn]

legit no reason to change it + no changes on it

[fresh gyro]

why don't we ask galaxy why it's there

[somber cave]

I find it extremely hard to decapitate in the game, and I use axes a lot.

[restive barn]

@restive garnet any idea why UltraDynamicSky is being purposely hidden

[restive garnet]

Dont ping me for this

[stuck epoch]

I'm pretty sure the maps use it, at least some 🤔

[restive garnet]

Nda

[restive barn]

aw okay

[restive barn]

im pretty sure some use it but hide it and use the fucking basic cloud system instead

[fresh gyro]

it's a secret ig

[restive barn]

the one that looks like this

[restive barn]

why is it all ndas

[fresh gyro]

we can only speculate

[restive barn]

idk but i think its probably publishers

??? why

why do u hate them

[fresh gyro]

half sword is not 40 dollars

[wise zephyr]

Anybody know if mods can work on half sword demo?

[fresh gyro]

don't they have regional pricing?

yep

it also had an i believe 15% discount in the first 2 weeks

[proud cliff]

looks like half sword has regional pricing, varying between (current price) $10.49 and $35.94 worth of local currency depending on country

[carmine skiff]

sup

[wise zephyr]

the one with guns

so i can stand over the people

[proud cliff]

yes, switzerland is CHF 27.99, the most expensive one

[wise zephyr]

the one that goes brrrrr when i squeeze

[carmine skiff]

its 12.49 for me

[fresh gyro]

yeah like, how did this guy pay 40$

strong currency

[carmine skiff]

and i live in turkey

how much is it for you

bro 1 dollar is 45 TL in our country

[carmine skiff]

i guess they hate jews

and gif of the day

https://tenor.com/view/on-the-peninsula-otp-roblox-roblox-rp-roblox-roleplay-gif-9279991745535241780

[restive barn]

yeah i forgot to

[carmine skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998216166407405679/1461358655017586760/DEATH.gif

[fresh gyro]

That's standard practice on steam

it's not unique to half sword

then why are you complaining

What i meant is, it's normal that the swiss pay more for steam games, check a couple of more games on steam db and i guarantee you that the swiss franc will be on top, it's even true for valve published games

[proud cliff]

with us and eu it's mostly that EU requires the list price to have tax in it and us has tax later

[orchid token]

Anyone else still just playing the demo?

[restive barn]

nah im playing the ea

[orchid token]

It's a combination of wages, cost of living, all sorts of stuff

[proud cliff]

usually the answer for "why this price" tends to be "because people there are willing to pay that amount"

[orchid token]

lmao

[proud cliff]

this is one good example

it's what regional pricing is, lower price for peeps who wouldn't buy otherwise and higher for peeps who would buy despite that

the best price is the biggest pain price for each consumer that they're like 😭 😭 but still buying

[orchid token]

Give me gauntlet in ea and it'll be worth it lol

[proud cliff]

somehow

[fresh gyro]

well now you're just complaining to complain

at least you were trying to make some kind of point earlier

now you're just raging lol

[orchid token]

waow

[sleek gull]

If you ignore children, eventually they will turn to some other way to get attention. Best to not engage.

[restive barn]

you legit cannot defend their silence anymore

[sleek gull]

lol, I didn't say anything of the sort.

[surreal helm]

I have fallen

[sleek gull]

My two cents:

On May 19th it will be exactly 3 months since the last official post. I have seen plenty of EA games have 3 month gaps in communication. However, any longer than that, is not normal.

As of May 19th, I will join in the complaining. But till then, this is within the realm of expectation for an Early Access game.

[orchid token]

3 month gaps in updates? sure. In comms? I don't really think so

[sleek gull]

My Steam library is full of Early Access games. I have seen this plenty of times from the Indie devs. AAA is a different story as they have fully staffed communication and marketing teams. But with small teams like this, I have seen it plenty of times.

[surreal helm]

speak up knives_frank

[fresh gyro]

deltarune development has a once per season newsletter, deltarune fans have to wait for years for the game to update with a new chapter

[orchid token]

I think it's a bit disingenous to say that you need a marketing team to give a blog update for a project like this. I don't even think most people are expecting a content heavy update. To me, the demo is a more enjoyable product that the early access product they've put out. Everything they need is already there.

[fresh gyro]

halfsworders will be fine

[restive barn]

made some kickass golden pauldrons

[rapid pond]

Oh btw i have to ask if you can rn, what are the baron armet blunt protect values ?

Like is it better than the metal hat thingy

[restive barn]

17.5 i think

[fresh gyro]

not a perfect comparison, just saying

[rapid pond]

Is it better or worse

[restive barn]

lemme check

baron armet is 30

[rapid pond]

Damn

[restive barn]

definitely better

[rapid pond]

Thats very very high

[fresh gyro]

the highest?

[surreal helm]

these should be in the base game cause I have to use the baron's mediocre spaulders

[rapid pond]

I have a better one then, simpleplanes 2 (while it has better comms) lags even on my rig

And it lags BAD sometimes. So does hs

Subnsutica 2 will probably be the case as well

Theres flyout as well

Tbh i dont know, i think most of the update is internally slated, such as optimisation and simplificatikn of systems

About monthly, but its mostly like a showcase compared to potential update content

Like community showcases

[lost rover]

It also prevents your neck getting cut

[fresh gyro]

because halfsword is heavily physics based and making even small tweaks can have major effects

[rapid pond]

Best helmet ong

[lost rover]

Yeas

[rapid pond]

Im used to that with other ea game's ive played

Or som that have communication but literraly no updates

[lost rover]

Without the little wrapper i can die to a peasant

[rapid pond]

Idk wich one js workse lol

[lost rover]

Now it requires some force since my willie is a walking fortress

[rapid pond]

Baron's armet looks funky whithout it

[lost rover]

It is part of willie

Missing organ lost to evolution

[fresh gyro]

i love the baron's armet, just wish it had a plume spot

[rapid pond]

Idk if i prefer comms but no update compared to no comms but update after a while

Simpleplanes is different by a mile though

Theyve been making games for a while now

Things like the isle

True but eh

Anyways

Im boutta hit my willie

And get told to die like last time ?

Some parts of Community is a bit crazy

Whatevs

That i agree

[rotund shadow]

its like 20 bucks man, got people acting like exes bro

[rapid pond]

I agree you can be distraught

[rotund shadow]

communication issues are valid reasons to be upset, but jesus

[rapid pond]

Im still going to wait nonethelezs

[orchid token]

Shouldve steam refunded closer to purchase lol

[rapid pond]

We now are in the same waters as the demo update schedule

[rapid pond]

From what ive seen theres usually none until each

Weird, it made it all better on my end

[rapid pond]

DAYUM

[lunar compass]

it made it more unstable for me

[rapid pond]

Thats what im talking about

[rapid pond]

Seems random for most builds tbh

[lunar compass]

on a good day it runs. on a bad day it shits itself and stabs me 20 times

also common communication cant be this hard bro 😭

[rapid pond]

Wich im guessing is a big one, i'll advise you to wait at least 1 more month post release if hotfixes are coming afterward

[lost void]

Did they give up on this game?

[rapid pond]

No

[lunar compass]

a simple "yo we aint dead and we working on insert something here" would be enough

[rapid pond]

Please use discord's search tool

[lost void]

Exactly

[past kestrel]

its pretty impressive that this beggar just took an entire 4.21KG Warhammer to the shoulders and still wont surrender or let alone even wimper pain

[fresh gyro]

content update doesn't mean no fixes

[lunar compass]

there's a shit ton of quality of life fix they could do but they dont wanna

[rapid pond]

And now we are back on the "who says the update wont fix that"

Wich is countered by "who said it will"

So this is meaningless

Patience is our friend rn

[lunar compass]

the simplest one : adding an actual free mode with full weight customisation, full access to every item and a map + mode chooser

[rapid pond]

Not necessarilly huge ammount of content tbh

[lunar compass]

DAWG I WANT COMMUNICATION NOT HOPE 💔

[past kestrel]

Even the knights with full armored plating cant even withstand a single blow

[rapid pond]

We all do, thats something they need to work on, i hope it gets better but we cant do nun abiut that

[lost void]

Dead game RIP

[rapid pond]

Internal fixing

[fresh gyro]

me personally ill rather wait for a big update with a lot of optimization than incrimental ones with little optimization

[restive barn]

what could they possibly be fixing bro

[orchid token]

braindead take

[lunar compass]

we can by idk maybe putting pressure on em or sum ? cause right now we aint got anything in a lot of time

[rapid pond]

The spaghetti code and simplifications of system

[lunar compass]

and i mean how hard can it be to just write 3 sentence

[fresh gyro]

why?

[lunar compass]

or even just adding insanely small quality of life features

[lost void]

🤣

[rapid pond]

Could be just a big attempt to fix everything due to the backlash

We cant know

Back on patience

[cursive folio]

mfw content from early access trailer 4 months ago is still not in the game

[high burrow]

yeah just wait

play other games

live your life

[rotund shadow]

fucking this

[white frost]

what?

[orchid token]

Incremental fixes mean they can fine tune issues and collect feedback as they go along.

[rotund shadow]

devs have life too

shit takes time

[restive barn]

this? i barely know her!

😂

[lost void]

Na they took millions and ran. Respec

[cursive folio]

time is not the same as radio silence though

[lunar compass]

basic communication takes about as much time as making a simple post with 3 sentences saying theyre working on it

[restive barn]

"millions"

[dreamy sequoia]

Fight fight fight

[rotund shadow]

coms issue is a different thing, they definetly need to work on that

[lunar compass]

i hope the cocaine i funded with my 20 euros was good quality at least

[lost void]

Something like that

[white frost]

what the fuck 💔

[restive barn]

not even breaking one mil

[white frost]

Anyways how is everyone

[dreamy sequoia]

They probably made about 50k/each

Publishers cost money, so do assets

[restive barn]

i don't think a single asset pack costs 50k

[dreamy sequoia]

Nah it doesn't, but im sure when you bundle a shit load of little and large ones together it does add up

Just saying, they definitely didnt make millions

[orchid token]

The estimates on SteamDB are between 400k-600k sales

[lunar compass]

how much does steam take again ?

[rotund shadow]

its 10 devs man jesus, they (hopefully) have the ability to hire more devs since, but then again, shit takes time, especielly new shit.

[orchid token]

At 20 dollars a piece you're well into the millions

[orchid token]

30% I think

[lunar compass]

i dont want them to hire more devs i want them to hire a fucking community manager bro

[rotund shadow]

they gotta work on comms for sure because its like talking to a void

but jesus man just let them cook

fuck around with mods

[fresh gyro]

they have one

[rotund shadow]

play other games

[cursive folio]

if you use any of the owner estimates off the game data websites on steamdb it points to like 10-12 million

[humble bloom]

Uh oh

[lunar compass]

what does he even do bro ????

[lunar compass]

ur the community manager ?

[fresh gyro]

he talks to people here about the state of the game

[orchid token]

Being able to play other games doesn't mean I dont have a vested interest in this game being good

[rotund shadow]

its 3 months man, just let the do their thing

[lunar compass]

geniune question what does the community manager actually do bro 🤔

[dreamy sequoia]

Crazy how I want riots in progression but theyre only on discord 🤣

[chrome crescent]

He's the screamer

[humble bloom]

No, this is just a fan account of the voice actor

[lunar compass]

he makes a singular post every 1-2 week then leaves again

[rotund shadow]

so do i, i enjoy this shit ass game, and id like it to be better

[white frost]

He's in charge of the media and everything

[rotund shadow]

but pissing on the same wall for 3 months aint gonna do shit

[cursive folio]

3 months of no communication for an early access game where the entire idea is to communicate actively with the playerbase

[lunar compass]

he ain't working shit 💔

[white frost]

supposedly he also has no idea what's happening

[rotund shadow]

just let em do dev shit, hopefully they learn to talk to the community

[lunar compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

fuck.

[restive barn]

takes care of the community

[lunar compass]

has he done anything in the past 4 weeks

[fresh gyro]

he talks to the the community and manages the half sword socials

[carmine skiff]

bro didnt keeped hes feet on the ground

[humble bloom]

Mcwonderbeast manages their social media accounts and answers questions here when pinged.
And theres probably paperwork we dont see because its under NDA and if it leaked we'd all be skinned alive.

[lunar compass]

half sword socials are about as dry as the sahara. talmking to the community is fair i cant talk about that cause i dont talk much here

[rapid pond]

More voicelines potential right there

Leak it

[fresh gyro]

you can use the search function and select @ mcwonderbeast to see what he's talking about

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[lunar compass]

he needs to take one for the team.

[fresh gyro]

I think he also sometimes posts on steam discussions but much more rarely

[rapid pond]

When necessary

Reminder he doesnt even need to talk to us lol, he just does

Mcwonder would warn us

[humble bloom]

I doubt the paperwork would be interesting,
Just legalese but nevertheless not to be seen because it has people's social security numbers and addresses.

[rapid pond]

Censor that and show it all

Can you scream like a french willie kepon ?

[humble bloom]

I dont know how to add more vowels to my screaming

[rapid pond]

Roll da l's

[lunar compass]

everyday i pray they add an update then i go check and im disapointed 💔

[rapid pond]

Try to say "Crevette" repeateadly before hand

[white frost]

what if we ping you every 10 hours

😈

[rapid pond]

Reminding you to ping me 27times when it comes out

[fresh gyro]

did you do the drunk guy voice lines or was it someone else

[rapid pond]

Y'all can as well

[lunar compass]

it's kinda dumb theyre not communicating cause if they make an announcement right now about a release date for the update people will be even more mad

[white frost]

playing halfsword

[rapid pond]

More like playing with ue5

And crying

[white frost]

adding more lines of code or sum idk

[lunar compass]

cause that would mean over 3 months of radio silence just to get a message telling everyone "keep waiting"

[humble bloom]

I think that was either Ivan or franky, I know franky did the zombies.
Theres a lot of things that arent clear in the credits

[lunar compass]

also their last communication was kinda ehhhhhh

[white frost]

Franky did the zombies??? Damn

[fresh gyro]

Not if the release window is short

[rapid pond]

Who did the intro voices ?

[humble bloom]

Jessy

[rapid pond]

He got a nice accent

[lunar compass]

oh i agree it just would be shitty still

[rapid pond]

I cant wait to hear more voices

[fresh gyro]

me personally i think it's gonna be a shadow drop

[rapid pond]

Same to be honest

[white frost]

what does that mean

[rapid pond]

No anouncement

Just drops

[lunar compass]

geniunely had them saying "sorry we dont care it's someone else's fault"

[fresh gyro]

They'll just drop the update when it's done with no prior announcement

[humble bloom]

Milek did jester.
Idk who did merchant and innkeeper, I thought maybe Jessy but I dont remember seeing any confirmation.

I at least know Jessy is featured in one of the tavern ambience bar fights.

[lunar compass]

half sword will be studied by economics as an example of why good communication is important if this shit keeps going

[rapid pond]

Oh they did the "hmm ?"

[lunar compass]

honestly how the fuck do you end up thinking this is a good excuse to tell to the community 😭

[white frost]

An announcement would be better atleast 😭

instead of dropping it and leaving for the next 3 months

to work on 1.5 or sum

[lunar compass]

i think if they said "oopsie we did a woopsie" would have been a better announcement

[humble bloom]

Sowwy we did a fucky wucky.

Did I singlehandedly just save half swords Pr?

[rapid pond]

Kepondemonhunter

[lunar compass]

unironically a better announcement.

[restive barn]

what do the devs actually think of us modders

[rapid pond]

Death

[lunar compass]

at this point i'd rather have the devs just come out and say "yeah we spent it all on drugs sorry u aint getting anymore update" than radio silence

[humble bloom]

I dont know, you can probably trust what mcwonderbeast says about that.

[lunar compass]

at least we'd have closure 💔

[surreal helm]

willie thicc af

[white frost]

HOPEFULLY NOT 😭

[rapid pond]

Fatass

[feral moon]

Copium in full swing today

[lunar compass]

is it hope or is it cope

[white frost]

they installed 50 spywares into your guy's pc

[rapid pond]

Called ue5 addons

[feral moon]

Grok, can u finish half sword development pls

[surreal helm]

@grok finish half sword

[restive barn]

me when 70 dollar sky asset pack they have but try to hide and when i asked ghm about this he said nda

[surreal helm]

woah

[white frost]

what

[feral moon]

I would hope they're not refusing to use ai tools to make half sword

[surreal helm]

I just don't usually see that

[white frost]

👀

[white frost]

oh ok

[lunar compass]

if i made a fire game and got a shit ton of sales i'd rugpull it too /j

[humble bloom]

Everytime I tried to right click a cooked asset blueprint in the unpacked half sword project in unreal engine ive been sending the devs my coordinates to be targeted via intercontinental ballistic nukes.
Hence why it fucking crashes

[restive barn]

i think there's an ai image of slums somewhere

[white frost]

That shit again 😭

[rapid pond]

I mean, the ai is ai

Like

[feral moon]

I meant more like agentic coding ai than that stupid shit

[rapid pond]

You know whay i mean

[restive barn]

???

[surreal helm]

where'd you get that number from

[feral moon]

Image gen is a cool toy and can be used to make hugh quality art assets but not the tool I was referring to

[rapid pond]

Beside making a bad baseline lmao

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[feral moon]

It can help, but it's not a do-all

[lunar compass]

lets go with the bare minimum number of sale they estimate, that's around 400k

[humble bloom]

3 months of rent in a 3 foot studio apartment

[fresh gyro]

I think at one point they had a statement that said ''mods must abide by official game lore'' in the faq but that was later removed

[feral moon]

Their sales metrics would be fun to know fr

[lunar compass]

steam takes 30%

[dreamy sequoia]

Publishers take money too.

Taxed also

[surreal helm]

how would they even enforce that lol

[lunar compass]

20euro minus 30% is like

[dreamy sequoia]

Shared between half a dozen dudes.

[feral moon]

In this case they are the publisher, no?

[high burrow]

🥹

[dreamy sequoia]

Nope

[humble bloom]

Gameseer is the publisher

[dreamy sequoia]

They have a separate publisher

So yes they didnt make millions and millions.

They made fuck all

[fresh gyro]

you gotta take account of the regional pricing too

[dreamy sequoia]

People got refunds

[feral moon]

Ah, I'll be honest I didn't ever look into that.

[surreal helm]

the half sword situation is crazy

[wise halo]

[dreamy sequoia]

Ill be honest, if they blew money, it was probably on fucking weapons and armour

Not coke

Dudes all do HEMA

[feral moon]

It's for research :^)

[lunar compass]

medieval wine

[fresh gyro]

neither do you

[dreamy sequoia]

Im just being logical lol

[rotund shadow]

your entire thing is based on a google search

[surreal helm]

no update cause they're all busy wrestling men

[rotund shadow]

not taking account of anything besides pure sales dawh

[dreamy sequoia]

Mah ue5 is hard as hell to use

[lunar compass]

if we knew the cut the publisher takes we would be able to have a rough estimate

[feral moon]

Oiled up too?

[rotund shadow]

do they really?

[dreamy sequoia]

Theyre likely sending ea other paks all day re-blueprinting peoples shit

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes that's why they made this game.

[lunar compass]

but none of any of this matters. CAN THEY FUCKING COMMUNICATEEEEE

[dreamy sequoia]

Passion project.

Not guessing, stating obvious facts you seem to neglect to mention in your argument.

[lunar compass]

after Komi cant communicate, meet half sword dev team cant communicate

[dreamy sequoia]

Lmao wut

[rotund shadow]

this dude might be insane

[dreamy sequoia]

Fact - steam takes cash, they pay tax, they have a publisher, people got refunds.

My whole argument.

[rotund shadow]

the 20 dollars he spent on half sword shoulda went to his meds

[dreamy sequoia]

It most certainly does lol

[surreal helm]

steam takes 30% each sale btw

[rapid pond]

They made way less, steam takes a cut with it so thats 20 -30% × bought

[dreamy sequoia]

I understand you're upset you haven't had your update or communication today, but, you need to calm down lol.

[humble bloom]

We havent factored in the discounts.
The 2 week launch 20% discount and the 10% discount more recently.

[restive barn]

whats this

[surreal helm]

an emoji named mod

[restive barn]

is it supposed to be like

mods

[lunar compass]

none of this matter because all of the money went directly to funding cocaine, medieval armor and wine acquisition anyway

[dreamy sequoia]

Holy smokes now its tens of millions

Brother you gotta chill.

[surreal helm]

the mods have their own badge, modlord has its own badge too, so, idk what it's for

[feral moon]

I mean, you wouldn't?

[restive barn]

for the individual mods i guess? idk

[dreamy sequoia]

I honestly believe they made less than a million each.

Wouldn't be busting their asses without a heap more dudes helping if they made big cash.

[lunar compass]

i honest to god would but i'd actually keep communcating so people dont think the game is dead

[rotund shadow]

this guy is smoking straight asphalt

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes that's 11m, before every single cut lol.

And 11m as a whole, not divided between them

[feral moon]

I just wish we got a twitter post or something each month about the actual game and not more fan art

Every time I see that notification tick and it's a nothing fucking burger. So frustrating.

[dreamy sequoia]

Initial revenue was big, never argued that. Total take home wasn't though.

[surreal helm]

yall think half sword would be better in UE5 or Unity

[feral moon]

The miniature display was really cool tho

[rapid pond]

I mean you can do the calculation yourself, do ( price × bought ) × 30 / 100 if im correct

[dreamy sequoia]

Ue5

[rapid pond]

30% of the total price

[dreamy sequoia]

Unity is too arcade

[white frost]

Ue5 👀

[restive cave]

100000% ue5

[rapid pond]

I doubt you can make any procedural animations that are as complicated in unity

Steam db has a nice estimate. Its not total true but its close-ish

[surreal helm]

you can

[rapid pond]

As complicated as hs ?

Like euphoria engine level

[restive cave]

Well i think atleast one copy sold

[restive barn]

ue5

so i can mod it easier

[dreamy sequoia]

I meant for each person in the halfsword team, not the company itself lol

[rapid pond]

Hightly doubt it, 24k player at most so like (20*24 000 ) * 30 /100

[dreamy sequoia]

Good grief Charlie Brown.

Why do you assume your time is so precious.

Its my time that was wasted peasant.

[rapid pond]

That would be 144k

Geniually low tbh

[dreamy sequoia]

Im not even arguing, just trying to stop you saying they ran away with tens of millions in coke

[humble bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1470866653905420350/BackshotsWillie.gif

[small glen]

Willie getting wildih

[surreal helm]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[dreamy sequoia]

Man you go backwards on shit constantly.

Youre so up and down.

You need some fresh air

[rotund shadow]

you need to refund half sword and spend it on your meds

jesus

[small glen]

You two goofballs, no arguing on reddit

This is reddit now

[dreamy sequoia]

Im not arguing

[humble bloom]

Wholesome reddit moment

[small glen]

Discordia?

No

Reddia

[small glen]

"W speed"

[surreal helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/larp-king-ishowspeed-looks-at-riOXDXKi21xZ02Bg0M

[dreamy sequoia]

Sure. Let's go with that

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-memes-jjk-ryu-jjk-larp-larping-gif-9136261405032725470

[small glen]

All

[rapid pond]

All of them diry fuck

:

3

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12450451651611168773

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

I called you a slur for the humorous opportunity

Lemme call you a nam

Pablo

[surreal helm]

@mòdteam

[small glen]

I got censored amigo

[small glen]

You smell like petroleum

[rapid pond]

You smell like a stickbug of stinkbugville

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-18059923

[surreal helm]

https://tenor.com/view/very-importatn-gif-25246988

[small glen]

Bassboosted?

No.

AssboostedStench

[restive barn]

the baron if he wasn't a fucking pushover

[white frost]

💀

[surreal helm]

the balloon

[rapid pond]

I forgot, can you add the feather part to thw baron's armet already ?

[restive barn]

mod

[rapid pond]

No shit :3

I mean

Like

On the armet

Whithout the demo baron part

[surreal helm]

I wonder why they removed the feathers from the barons armet

[restive barn]

i just made a variant of the normal armet that is gold

[rapid pond]

It looks more menacing now

But opionally would be nice

[rapid pond]

Can you add the wrapper with jt ?

[restive barn]

if i make a seperate npiece of armor that is the wrapper

yes

[rapid pond]

Sir ass of stenchville

[rapid pond]

Can you or too busy rn

[restive barn]

imma go shower so too busy

[surreal helm]

bro showers

[fresh gyro]

I love his old poleaxe and long ass sword, i hope they come back

[rapid pond]

How did you make the zwei sheathable ?

[rapid pond]

The sword is not that hard to make tbh

[past kestrel]

prob gonna weigh in at 8KG something

really long sword

[rapid pond]

You can edit the weight in the trunkman file editor

[rapid pond]

A funny way to do it is making the longest wide blade option 1.5 lenght in z axis

[fresh gyro]

the blade is pretty thin though

[rapid pond]

And giving it greatsword grip

Its gonna weight a bit under 2kg

[past kestrel]

all blades are thin ngl

[rapid pond]

Why wouldn't they be lol

[fresh gyro]

not to that extent

compare it to a great sword

not as wide

[sly apex]

Horse

[bronze vessel]

hi

[sly apex]

Horse

[surreal helm]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-flip-old-town-road-gif-19881690

[shell forge]

A crazy theory: what if Willie is the leader of the aliens in the UFO, via a "keep what you kill" culture? Maybe that's why we haven't seen him since EA

[restive barn]

not a zwei

[small glen]

I am not even the highest ranked person in this server btw

[sharp orchid]

Willie is in ea tho

[restive cave]

Hi

[small glen]

Complaining about discord messages is dumb, I am active here because most of my friends are here

[restive cave]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-patrick-bateman-cat-cat-sad-traumatised-cat-gif-1224110864735726916

Okay i dont know whats happening but you cannot include the word RANKED

😂

[small glen]

There a ranking for discord messages in this server

I am not even like top 10, i don't even breach top 10 most active per month

[shell forge]

I refuse to believe that this man is Wilhelm Fischer.

[sharp orchid]

Ea happens 15 years after demo, Willie is just old af now

[restive cave]

Wait i thought that was frank

Chillll

[shell forge]

||Do you think they might be adding a female face type with her own voices?||

[restive cave]

No sadly

I read this on the discussions page a few months ago in the demo

[small glen]

I think you caring so much is more sad lol, you are over here telling me what I should do and not do

[shell forge]

Oh yeah, and the fact that you can slice up clothing.

[surreal helm]

beating men into a pulp: ✅
beating women into a pulp: ❌

[small glen]

It's the internet, if you have such a issue. Go somewhere else

[small glen]

There'll never be females, devs own words

[surreal helm]

modders, get to work

[small glen]

I've been here since May 23rd of 2025

You expect me not to have a ton of messages in a discord I am active in?

[surreal helm]

1738 vs a bug

[small glen]

Adds bug spray

[restive cave]

But in my game, i've named him Giovanni, and one of his eyes are broken 🥹

[small glen]

So...?

[surreal helm]

he looks so sad

[small glen]

You over here telling me how i should live 💔

[restive cave]

He's actually quite happy i think

Depending on the map he's happy or sad looking

[small glen]

And why do you care

[surreal helm]

nice willie

[restive cave]

I always pay off his souls

[small glen]

I have a job

I have income

I am just home schooled, i take everything online. I don't need to leave the home, i am only 19

[restive cave]

So he doesnt have to worry about getting slimed out and not being able to come back

[frozen heron]

i had to claw my way out of purgatory due to 110 vengeful souls

[restive cave]

I've also insured his kit, so if he ever dies Giovanni the secondth will take his place

[rotund shadow]

me after 40 beers

[frozen heron]

real

[small glen]

So what makes you any different?

You care so much that you must tell someone on the internet they're pathetic and a sad excuse of a human on discord?

You called a different person handicapped and a dumbass for what?

Over online beef?

[surreal helm]

I once had 200+ 😔

[small glen]

Dude, you're more sad than me

Fetty Wap over here taking only beef so serious he has to talk down to others 💔

[rotund shadow]

ive never reached 100's, i keep dying with 40-50, due to my constant refusal not to wear armor

[surreal helm]

careful now, he might have a glock in his 'rari

[small glen]

How do we KNOW, you could be in a different discord server with 100k messages

[fresh gyro]

gta has them and nobody gives a shit

[small glen]

I typed that in a few seconds

What's your point here

[restive barn]

no

[surreal helm]

yeah but gta doesn't let you strip people down and butcher them

[small glen]

You call people mental and failure of a human on discord bro, this is more chud than just being online a lot

[rotund shadow]

thats valid

never saw it that way damn

[small glen]

Erm

[restive cave]

Why does it feel like you're projecting a little

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-LotRSXcAAnArr.gif

[small glen]

He very much is

[surreal helm]

pipe bomb ❤️

[small glen]

No one cares this much bro

This is like outright dedication

[fresh gyro]

you can sever limbs in gta 3 with high tier weaponry

[small glen]

Combing through messages??? You technically did the same thing???

You went through my message history

I can't go through yours?

[surreal helm]

didn't know that, I've only ever played gta 4 and a bit of gta 5

[small glen]

That's a bit hypocritical

[dreamy sequoia]

Hes having a meltdown tonight

[restive cave]

Yes, but i meant the combing messages part

[small glen]

Literally the definition of hypocritical

You complained about it??

[surreal helm]

it's been a while

[small glen]

This is outright complaining

[surreal helm]

don't yall have things to be doing

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[small glen]

I have work tomorrow, i am off tonight 🔥

I got a bigass job on Wednesday doe

[rotund shadow]

good for you

do your thing

[small glen]

You're just upset i work a job

[surreal helm]

the rot filter got me once again 😔

[frozen heron]

woah

[surreal helm]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larpsahur-larp-sahur-sahur-sahurlarp-gif-1887669596747385148

[frozen heron]

thats rotcist

[paper acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1471024579194388531/bigboybackshots.gif

[cursive folio]

Update today

[rapid pond]

Update tommorow! (Factorial)

[restive barn]

normalise bevors

[surreal helm]

Yes.

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-6-watching-instagram-gif-1912128048777539504

[lost rover]

Armet with bevor is better

Even better is the baron’s armet combined with normal gold armet

[restive barn]

u cant wear bevor if ur wearing armet

[lost rover]

I mean wrapper

[fresh gyro]

don't forget your standart too

[restive cave]

Why he holding it like that

[tall dagger]

???? Is ts in slowmo for anybody else??? That’s not how I recorded it 😭😭😭

[restive cave]

IT IS

[tall dagger]

That’s so weird

[soft osprey]

Holy hell your messages were the most insufferable thing ever to read. We don’t need behavior like yours here. You just seem to be here to argue with and insult people. All this shit talk about how long they spend in discord while ignoring the fact you spent like 2 hours and 200 messages arguing. The irony is not lost upon you, im sure.

[tall dagger]

This server is lowk a lot of peoples happy place. That guy is indeed, completely insufferable 🫩

[restive cave]

Oh did you ban him

🥹

[soft osprey]

He reached his warning limit, which shouldnt be surprising i guess

[restive cave]

Haha

He literally went into #general-catfish-🐱🐟 to continue fighting

[soft osprey]

Yeah That was stupid. There’s nothing more that I hate than a hypocrite

[tall dagger]

That’s sad. Hope he gets the help he needs.

[restive cave]

What do you guys think of my polearm

2446g

Once i get pollaxes i'll craft those

[tall dagger]

You could honestly make it a lot lighter for more mobility. Still packs a pretty nasty punch.

Especially if your character doesn’t have a lot of muscle

[restive cave]

Oh i mainly use the wooden part, i just need it to be nonlethal enough to where i can knock them out

The end bit is for when they dont actually get affected by blunt damage and i have to stab them a little in the leg

[restive cave]

But its unusable right now because he's trying to use it like a sword

[tall dagger]

😭😭😭

[restive cave]

He has no idea its a polearm yet

[rapid pond]

Our hero

Praise themoai

[soft osprey]

Pay me

My time isnt free

Thats a lie it is

But still pay me

[rapid pond]

I pay with smiles

[restive cave]

This polearm is atleast 1 horizontal willie tall and Giovanni wields it perfectly 🥹

[rapid pond]

Long fkin spike

You can hit someone in the other castle

[restive cave]

Does the magic polearm scaling glitch not work on pollaxes?

[gleaming lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[restive cave]

Works on my polearm but does not make it nearly as longer as my pollaxe

[restive cave]

I need to just rob an arming doublet off some guy because i'm gonna start needing arm protection

[low osprey]

will there be a dick size slider in the editor in the final product?

[white frost]

what

[low osprey]

what?

[tall dagger]

Can I be moderator like you? 🥺

[near grotto]

No

[tall dagger]

SILENCE FROM YOU! YOU’RE CUT OFF. FROM TALKING!

[near grotto]

No

[tall dagger]

🙁

[onyx moon]

ouch

[lone zephyr]

what is this shiny stuff

[misty gazelle]

evil willie really enjoyed getting fucked by that spear

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/house-destroyed-house-destroy-house-explode-explosion-exploded-gif-7930022391876968701

[lone zephyr]

[wide cliff]

Day 1 of me complaining because of no recent comms from Devs

[onyx moon]

oh

[onyx moon]

man what the hell

got me doin retribution for this

muhammad ali vs fully geared giant

i won

[spiral hound]

is it only me

or do armored enemies somehow have significantly more leverage on their weapon?

like, with an unarmored oponent that's using a polearm, you can actually brawl and whatnot

meanwhile an armored one will just throw you to the ground with his weapon as if you were half his weight 😭

[balmy kernel]

Real questions

Are being asked

I will make Ser Arthur of penny tree

[proud cliff]

if you mean the free play willies, going up in rank gives them more muscle

or I guess that's true for progression too

[spiral hound]

is it really enough to just fiddle with my 93kg willie like with a toy tho

imo seems kind of ridiculous that they dont even need to hit you, they can just push you to the ground with the tip of their polearm

[balmy kernel]

I haven’t gotten to customize my free play Willy

How do you guys do it?

[proud cliff]

hm also there's the element where body touches with armored willie vs. shirt willie obliterate in general with body touch blunt dmg, there's something going on there

[balmy kernel]

I cant mess with them in Unity editor either

[proud cliff]

as shirt willie you can like get lightly touched by a polearm shaft and go limp instantly

[spiral hound]

oh yeah, but i guess that's a bit more justifiable

since the unarmored willie is literally being hit by a mound of metal

while the armored willie has actually padding on the inside

[proud cliff]

no I mean like, literally brushing on it. you touch the wooden shaft of doom (not moving) and go limp

[spiral hound]

oh right lmao

[proud cliff]

the blunt dmg is a bit overtuned rn

[spiral hound]

i thought you were talking about willie's body slamming you to the ground

[gilded breach]

Update this month?

[proud cliff]

really old clip (has the old amd blood bug) but like this

[rapid pond]

What tier are you at

[rapid pond]

We are at 3 months so demo general update range, so im guessing maybe next month maybe the next, earliest being end of this one

[spiral hound]

yeah lmao

its especially bad with spears and other polearms

[proud cliff]

yea they have the long shaft and shaft touch is bad touch

[scenic yoke]

is free play willy only one size??

[proud cliff]

chestpiece helps

yea free play willie is 72 kg

[scenic yoke]

fuck me

the price huh

[rapid pond]

If you want to the weight is pretty easy to modify in the files

Its about 4-5 steps

[proud cliff]

it's been a while 🎠 🎪

[rapid pond]

Have you ever had an enemy get pulled by a misterious force before

Ive had my drunkard get pulled back to his spawn once

[onyx moon]

karma

[proud cliff]

only when their arms are in a weird position that generates phantom forces, that one can happen to player willie too

I don't really play progression so I haven't come across the drunkard one

[rapid pond]

Definitely try, spam restock at the merchant till you are dirt poor

Its funny

Oh also, PLEASE DEVS expand on "barrel 1" and "barrel 2"

[proud cliff]

oh yea I'm still a peasant so I've dragged the drunkard around a bit, just haven't come across that bug

[rapid pond]

Only once on my end

I think ive only really encountered game breaking bugs twice in my 100 hours

That includes demo