halfsword-chat-⚔

[crude flower]

Tourniquet launch system

[north wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-invincible-season-4-animation-slap-gif-11009478269036227480

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-king-kong-kong-monkey-bat-gif-13143850943806235952

I love going into full armor in peasant riots and flailing a helpless rioter around as a weapon

[nova raptor]

Why do I get a fatal error when I try using halfsword enchancer launcher,Im on demo btw and its version 0.52

I was using 0.53 which also kept giving fatal errors so someone told me to change to 0.52 and now it almost works

Still not fully tho

[solar glacier]

Playing the demo after a month of playing early access and HOLY SHIT

The AI is so much better EA is so easy

You can beat the whole thing on EA by just waiting for the enemy to strike and cutting him in half

[spark axle]

Its a lua script that just completely disables autoparry, Luke made it like a month ago. I'm not at my PC right now, but shoot me a DM so I don't forget and I'll walk you through the install process when I can

[olive basalt]

he lowk deserves it

[south tiger]

They should add a bollock dagger

[fast bramble]

Can I shoot you a DM, too?

[nova raptor]

Can someone tell me

[spark axle]

Yeah go ahead

[past kestrel]

"You can't win, don't you understand that?"

[frank rose]

got chrome334 pistol mod rn

[restive barn]

yay

[frank rose]

im testing other gun mods

[restive barn]

nay

[frank rose]

im trying to get some uhh good guns

this one is good

[restive barn]

which one

[frank rose]

pistol

[restive barn]

yay

[olive basalt]

headshots dont one shot btw

with your pistol

they do sometimes

[restive barn]

they got shot in the fucking head if they do survive it they'd be dead in like one minute max

or atleast suffer major brain dmg

[olive basalt]

your mod is much better than the old muskets mod

rifle mod is hard to aim tho

[frank rose]

yeah rifle is hard to aim

[restive barn]

that's the point medieval guns were inaccurate

[olive basalt]

not when is a modern rifle

[frank rose]

i think he said the assault rifle mod

[restive barn]

oh

[olive basalt]

i tried duel wielding the pistol but it doesnt work cuz you cant aim when you two hand them

i tried two handing one pistol and it always aims up

one of my more cinematic pics

[real void]

unfortunately i think this is just kind of inherent to how the gun's damage works and how half sword damage works

[dawn pier]

is there a way to reset my money cause i went to retire and it reset ym character and rank but not items or money so i sold the items and now have way to much money?

[olive basalt]

craft alot of expensive items and drop them in battle

[dawn pier]

ok

[past kestrel]

why is he smooching your nose bro 😭

[olive basalt]

lol

i took a more cinematic pic but idk how to find it (im dumb)

i took it via snipping tool

cuz it automaticly appears on discord files

[rotund palm]

delete ur save file

progression

to start completely fresh

[olive basalt]

my character keeps dropping the baron mace

even tho he is 107kg of pure muscle

which is weird

[tranquil lantern]

How innacurate is it? Is it hitscan straight from the barrel or is there some variance

The arquebus

[signal reef]

are devs still working on the game?

[sleek gull]

Yes

[fossil pond]

yo guys i just got baron in halfsword demo

how do i get cool mods now?

[sleek gull]

In the Demo? It is a bit limited.

[tranquil lantern]

No guns in demo🥀

[crude flower]

Technically you can throw weapons with speed using that uhhh enhancer or somethin

[white frost]

5

[lost rover]

Why does all tea either become yellow or black

And matcha isnt usual green tea so it doesnt count

[sleek gull]

Because it is leaves boiled in water.

[wheat gust]

what in the fuck does any of this mean 💕
i tried adding a height and weight stat to the free mode character

[autumn mauve]

Just make him purple

[sleek gull]

Not enough information.

[wheat gust]

i wish it gave me info on what info fm player character height needs

[sleek gull]

Moreso what I mean is, I have no idea how you are attempting to edit it.

What tool are you using?

[wheat gust]

trumank uesave editor

[sleek gull]

No idea then. try posting in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1315732845666238484. People who keep an eye on that channel are best to provide you with guidance.

[quasi gazelle]

helooo chat

[white frost]

sup

[quasi gazelle]

how you doing

[white frost]

doing good hbu

[quasi gazelle]

swell

[white frost]

swell?

[quasi gazelle]

yes

[white frost]

damn

what is swelling bro 😭

[quasi gazelle]

no like

https://tenor.com/view/horse-fly-gif-19308575

[wheat gust]

bro does NOT know how to choke someone

[valid hill]

how do you delete all progress on the game

[rotund palm]

delete ur gameprogress.sav

[unborn stratus]

We really need a multiplayer game mode 🙏

[white frost]

#faq 💔

[wheat gust]

taking the glitch to my advantace

[ember cairn]

update when?

[simple path]

Today at 3 us central time

[misty basin]

Neva

It will get there when it will get there

[white frost]

Yesterday

[dawn pier]

Last year yesterday

[rotund palm]

updates already out wym

we have 12 more sallets now and they added a second variant to the slums map which has a modeled kingdom in the distance with 1k+ polygons and everything is rendered at all times

also they added the moon as a location in the game if you go far enough

[dawn pier]

is it just me but i like to cut up anyone who calls me a coward just before dying into different pieces cause i aint no coward

[white frost]

nah

your good

Don't do it IRL though 💀

[dawn pier]

oh i wasnt talking about the game 😐 jk

[dawn pier]

your next

[rotund palm]

you got #general-catfish-🐱🐟 for that

[sleek gull]

Only a coward seeks to kill their enemy. A brave man would let him live, so they may test their mettle again.

[white frost]

what

[wind charm]

one small issue, what if they are the coward and forfeit?

[rotund palm]

except in medieval europe you cant really do that because a single cut means certain explosion

[glossy stirrup]

Idk if im goated or the demo is funny becouse i keep chopping their heads off using the axe 😭😭

i need to get the game second i have the money tbh

[white frost]

Your goated

bruh

I can't even chop someone's head off without a few tries 💔

[slow harness]

Already updated

[meager torrent]

Nah it's because of the fukyu artery, discovered and taken advantage of by Japanese samurai bich az maderfuker

[soft osprey]

I can’t believe they went as far as to add boats and cannons to halfsword in this brand new update that just released now

[meager torrent]

Fr?

[meager torrent]

Did they add bears

[sleek gull]

How else can it compete with Windrose!?

I like that the HS Team added shanties in proper old english. It is a refreshing take on these songs.

[meager torrent]

When are boats unlocked

[sleek gull]

You need to defeat the baron one more time.

[meager torrent]

My progress keeps resetting so I can't really get to the things at higher ranks fast enough to see them

[meager torrent]

Oh ok

[white frost]

nah dont worry

[meager torrent]

Naval combat?

[soft osprey]

I fear for our future as humans

[white frost]

alot of people are wishing for that though

[white frost]

uh

[meager torrent]

What are the boats like

[white frost]

dude no 😭

[white frost]

EVERYTHING ISNT REAL!

WAKE UP

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1401696238465712178/1482852465786491043/smiling_friends_kill.gif

[near grotto]

They're like Warband's DLC if you've ever played it

[soft osprey]

I hear theyre also adding one of those gun blades next

[meager torrent]

Is there naval combat or just boats

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jon-hamm-yourfriendsandneighbors-your-friends-and-neighbors-GhdvN4hYZikziWCs6R

[sleek gull]

Is that in the same patch that adds fishing?

[meager torrent]

Mount & blade 3: half sword

[soft osprey]

By the way I lied, Thats all I do. Im a big fat fuckin liar

[near grotto]

Just boats for now, naval combat shows up later in EA

[soft osprey]

I feel like I needed to come clean

[near grotto]

Wdym

[meager torrent]

Ok

[sleek gull]

Fair, we can't carry this on indefinitely lol

[near grotto]

Stop trying to gaslight people

[soft osprey]

Sorry boss

You got it boss

Won’t happen again boss

Yes it will

🖕

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-angry-rage-gif-19568857

[sleek gull]

salright? salright

[near grotto]

@soft osprey can we get married

[meager torrent]

Me when I gaslight and compulsively lie then call it a prank when I get caught, because I'm bored:

[rotund palm]

sorry to burst your bubble, and not to stir the pot or anything but... im going to toot my own horn, and i will add 2 cents to it. after that, im going to skate on thin ice and add fuel to the fire.

[near grotto]

how fucking could you

[rotund palm]

oh my god bro

automod

[rotund palm]

im just a s**ma like that

ig

ma

[near grotto]

Automod is a ploy by the weak to think themselves strong

[soft osprey]

Please do not do those things

It’s shameful

You should feel bad about yourself for doing that

We have standards to uphold

[meager torrent]

You told us you were a liar, so you saying that means it's actually something to be proud of

I'm gonna go do it now

[soft osprey]

Ive been outsmarted again

[small glen]

Who's this guy?

[soft osprey]

Thats rotating_floorboard

[near grotto]

Just a dude. Nobody in particular. Or is that just want you want to think, HUH!?

[soft osprey]

See it says it right there

[small glen]

I can't read

[soft osprey]

Then you won’t be able to read this

You smell

[meager torrent]

I'm king azouly if he was even more of a chad

[soft osprey]

Nerd

[small glen]

What?

[small glen]

Shush chud

[soft osprey]

I said ur a loser

No wait no I didn’t

I said you smell

[small glen]

Yeah, i win.

[soft osprey]

Nerd

But also ur a loser

[small glen]

These guys will jump u

[near grotto]

I sure hope Half Sword adds the apple

[meager torrent]

@small glen I was about to go to my local charity and donate to the mentally handicapped, but I think it'd be more direct if I just gave the money straight to you

[near grotto]

Dude they're just like Thragg too they're gonna aura farm for 9 months then drop a baller update on Christmas

[small glen]

It took you 10 minutes to write this btw

Google is so clutch

[meager torrent]

Because I was reading the past chat bro

[small glen]

Chud type shit

[meager torrent]

Still shorter than the amount of time it takes you to read this

[small glen]

I read it 5 times for you

[near grotto]

Listen I'm not involved but that rebuttal is objectively false

[small glen]

It takes him 15 minutes to read something, and then additional 5 to ask grok what to say in response

[meager torrent]

As if you could count to 15

[small glen]

Whole ass minute

[soft osprey]

That was clever well done

[soft osprey]

Now call him a loser

[small glen]

Brother called me mentally stupid yet it takes him a whole ass minute to read a 5 second read.

I wish i could be this ironic

[soft osprey]

You guys should just skip to the sword fight

[meager torrent]

This shit is pointless

[soft osprey]

Define:ironic

[soft osprey]

Don’t give up, I demand blood

[small glen]

Took you this long to say this shit!!!

Oml

We are so fried

[soft osprey]

Im stiring the pot and adding fuel to the fire

Like I said I would

[near grotto]

I'm here eating chili

[small glen]

Grok, explain this sentence

[meager torrent]

He already showed you the definition when he said it took me 15 minutes to read something

[small glen]

Grok is on overtime with this guy

[soft osprey]

Oh snap

Now throw rocks at each other

[meager torrent]

I don't even use grok bro

[soft osprey]

No not grok, rock

[small glen]

Top ten lies

[small glen]

Moai btw

[meager torrent]

He is indeed handsoke

[small glen]

Let's make a truce and bully moai

[meager torrent]

Hell no, I don't want to bully anyone

[small glen]

Treaty of Versailles.

But instead of disarming we just aim it towards Moai

[meager torrent]

Let's bring butcher back

Or whatever that guy was called

[small glen]

Oi homelandah

[meager torrent]

The guy who said multiple racial slurs

Homophobic slurs

Slurs

All of them

The guy who said that half sword increases estrogen

Like bro cmon ain't no way he said that

He could've just said the grass is green

Why do you think we play the game

[near grotto]

@soft osprey PLEASE automod the word "the" I am BEGGING you

[soft osprey]

Still the funniest crash out ive ever seen

Mf was unhinged

[sleek gull]

What a loser

[meager torrent]

Nah he has a point with that last sentence

Chads don't need to prove themselves

No wonder I still play half sword

[near grotto]

MASCULINE GAMES

[meager torrent]

We should bring back the guy who said all that

Please it'd be funny

[rotund palm]

YES

LETS BRING HIM BACK

BRING HIM BACK!!!BRING HIM BACK!!!BRING HIM BACK!!!BRING HIM BACK!!!BRING HIM BACK!!!BRING HIM BACK!!!

[sleek gull]

While this chat could use more activity, I don't think that is the kind of activity it needs.

[rotund palm]

what if we just censor him really hard so he cant say anything

like a lion with its claws dulled and its mouth shut tight

[sharp thunder]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dexter-disgust

my first halfsword clip 2/26.

crazy how its been 2 months since then time flies

[spark axle]

some dussack stuff

[wooden socket]

I love how every AI is like sorta different to go up against

[gilded breach]

update tommorow definitely

[wooden socket]

the hoe is awesome

[safe rain]

Thats one nice anti-gravity mace

[thorn sparrow]

so this game still has no updates

how sad

[wooden socket]

soon™

[small glen]

I should read this in a Mr Krabs voice

[wooden socket]

I almost got caught lacking but then i hit him in the throat and he backed off just long enough to where i could get up

[meager torrent]

How did you hit him in the throat while on the ground?

[wooden socket]

it was more like a grab in all fairness but it triggered the choking mechanic and made a hit noise

[meager torrent]

Oh alr

Even strikers are pulling guard now 🥀

[wooden socket]

thats gotta hurt

[meager torrent]

The faces are so detailed now ngl

[crude flower]

Because other people prove they're crappy for them

[devout belfry]

last time i played HS was on release and it seems like theres been NO updating?

still the same problems as in satrt

start

[shell forge]

Bro's helmet worked a lot better in death than it did in life

[tough hollow]

when rleasE?

[onyx moon]

bro i love how they run

while

slapping their feet

we need to get

walking sfx for that

[barren hamlet]

Yeah. Shady af

[onyx moon]

idk what that move was but it was badass

[shell forge]

This is not my proudest moment

[onyx moon]

got me doin a cross rhodes or whatever brah

sister abigail

ai won against me with a backbreaker

[shrewd idol]

I'm pretty sure my shit isn't supposed to bend that way

[meager torrent]

Bro went for the balls lol

[deep shale]

why is the barrel the hardest boss in the game

"ill just do a quickie errand for my boy the innkeeper"
IT'S KICKING MY ASS

[shell forge]

Bruh, that thing deadass grappled me earlier today

[shrewd idol]

i think i finally crafted a good poleaxe that isnt all bugged out

i was putting too much mass in the head before

it makes the physics of the weapon all janky if you do that apparently

[deep shale]

ive been stuck in commoner tier for a while

idk how to make a messer

and when i do, it bounces off gambeson

i think the play might be using the pitchfork again but im beginning to loathe it

[shrewd idol]

just buy a warstaff

[deep shale]

thats a cheat code

[spiral thicket]

join me 1st pesron kight fight

[shrewd idol]

well then buy a flail or use a counsellor's staff lol

[spiral thicket]

no vc werid

[shrewd idol]

can you make a longsword yet?

i cant remember whats available in commoner tier

[deep shale]

nope, im peasant tier

so its maces, hafted, and messers

[shrewd idol]

oh just make a hafted then

long hafted with the axe head is fucking strong

you can solo anything with a hafted easy

[spark axle]

I made the longest messer I could and used it in two hands until I unlocked longswords. You suffer a little bit in range, but it makes a big difference with the handling and how much power you generate with cuts

[deep shale]

any thoughts on mass/size

[shrewd idol]

for long swords i try to get the balance stick like slightly to the right of the guard

[spark axle]

I'll go get a screenshot of the stats I use for my main messer, gimme a sec

[shrewd idol]

i only go slightly above the weight that the game generates random messers

if you go too high the physics of the weapon are way off

if you want a really long sword you have to make it lighter, too

the heavier or longer they are, the more janky the physics get

[spiral thicket]

any tips for first person

[deep shale]

so i made a hafted axe with no changes whatsoever to mass/size and it slaps

big fov

[spark axle]

roughly this is what I use for my main messer. I made the grip a bit shorted with .sav editing, but otherwise it's the same

[deep shale]

sick

[spark axle]

as a rule of thumb for bladed weapons, you dont want the mass to be much higher than a fist above the hilt

[spiral thicket]

looks like the historcal cuman messer

[shrewd idol]

when i was in those middle tiers, i basically only used a hafted with max length and max head size. then i'd just adjust the mass of the handle and head to about the same point until it was a normal weight

[spark axle]

is that a particular type of messer? I dont know much about the cumans

[shrewd idol]

you can swing it with two hands with good control and half sword it to bash their heads

[deep shale]

im a fan of the occasional stab

[spiral thicket]

Grosse Messers this one alltho it german but it was used by cummans in bohemia

[spiral thicket]

bro u play kcd2 and never saw one

[main orbit]

I feel rather.. peckish...

[main orbit]

TWICE IN A ROW

[spiral thicket]

i feel quite hunngery

[main orbit]

Dude wtf is going on today

[spark axle]

the only cuman swords I ever got my hands on in kcd2 was the sabres, I mainly used the longswords so I didn't really touch any of the messers in that game

[spiral thicket]

hahah

[main orbit]

I feel like i wanna invade Hungary

[spiral thicket]

the Grosse Messers is longer than the saber

[spiral thicket]

im tring kcd1 tonight

[main orbit]

Good good good

[deep shale]

hell yea

i love henry

[main orbit]

The combat is better than 2. Other than that 2 is better in most every regard

[spiral thicket]

what is rong with my speling today

[main orbit]

Tart

[spiral thicket]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kingdom-come-deliverance-2-henry-1--k01KQDJN5JXHFSFP6QYGKT52NTA

https://klipy.com/gifs/fact-checked-fact-checked-false--k01KQDJNQVP8B0G22B9SFB72QRM

[spark axle]

could you send a screenshot of it? I dont think I ran into any 1 handers in that game that were longer than the sabres

[deep shale]

nah hes level 1 in the discord

its screwing his embeds

it prevents spam but it also screws over newbies

[spiral thicket]

cant send it here check dms

not even reacting with emojis

[deep shale]

hopefully he gets image perms soon™

[spiral thicket]

trademark*

[spark axle]

Just saw your screenshot, that thing's cool as hell, where do you find it in game?

[spiral thicket]

never did it on reditt

[robust barn]

any theories/hints as to what the first update will feature content wise?

[main hornet]

does anyone know why theres like a 25% chance you get stunlocked by pain for like 5 minutes after getting bitten by an abyss zombie

its so annoying

[white frost]

alot probably

*definitely

[wicked depot]

All I see is negative theories lol

[rapid pond]

Im willing to bet on missing trailer content, stance button and more physics interactions as the main course

[shrewd idol]

Story mode

Castle siege

[white sierra]

fighting giants might be my new favorite thing to do in this game

[rapid pond]

I cant wait for my hands to stiffen to do shits like these

[rapid pond]

Thats what progression kinda is tbh, story mode whithout dialogues

[shrewd idol]

Even more story

[tender quest]

its the only thing keeping me from playing ea

[white frost]

Let's see if our pc can handle this 💔

[rapid pond]

Tbh that and the legs begin pretty weak as well are my main complain, beside that its kinda smooth sailing all the way

[rapid pond]

Tbh, the japanese build map could be done in the ea if the other parts of the castle would deload

[white frost]

U think they gonna release a teaser trailer or nah

[white frost]

Yeah definitely

[rapid pond]

Man i hope so, or just a small video like the ones with the first blood teasers

But that would probably only be released one week from the actual update

[white frost]

idk probably

Expect the teaser to be like a minute long or sum

1.0 is massive anyways

[rapid pond]

Exept the major is probably not 1.0 tbh

We are on 0.6, i think this is just gonna bump us to 0.8

Most updates will be a 0.8/0.9 variant

Reminder that theres more than animals and gore 3.0 remaining to be added

[white frost]

yeah

Actually animals is gonna be a major big back anyways in EA 💀

It's a separate part of the whole thing

they have their own physics and lines of codes

[rapid pond]

We theorized on big animals but what about small ones, rodents, juts birds, and those fellas

[white frost]

Not really sure

But yeah DEFINITELY the big animals would take months

And alot of optimizations

[white frost]

how about the medium ones

Like pigs

[rapid pond]

Tbh i only think we are getting horses lol, unless i do get started in 3d animations

I mean. I could also just go for it

I have the pc right there and blender in my steam library

[white frost]

idk man

It's up to them 💀

Probably not, what would the barn be of use

[dire zephyr]

Who said we are getting anything

[rapid pond]

#announcements and #updates

[hollow berry]

It's really infuriating just how many features that should've easily been present at launch simply aren't

like give me a fucking option to NOT fight any type of shield in free mode ffs

[white frost]

When free mode isn't "free"

💔

[paper kernel]

i would like to see cows in the future

[hollow berry]

when the free mode requires you to compelte the game and also get any equipment you want to use from the main progression mode

lol!

[paper kernel]

as a big animal

[white frost]

shit!!

Would be fun to milk them and smash the bottle at your opponent

[hollow berry]

also blunt and shield damage is so fucking stupidly overtuned

[paper kernel]

maybe a open farmland with cows around

[white frost]

there is a barn in the slums..

[hollow berry]

and i'm pretty sure blunt damage has essentially been entirely broken since launch

[paper kernel]

not op or too op

[white frost]

too op

[dire zephyr]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1077030283792097420/1309022003902152774/togif.gif

[hollow berry]

too op

mild shield taps will take you out instantly

i'm not even joking

not only that but standing up is complete ass

[rapid pond]

Overtunning from the initial demo undertunning lol

I mean we gotta see the 2 opposites before getting the right setting

[dire zephyr]

Shields look so graceful when my enemy is using one but when I try suddenly my weapon is 50x harder to use

[white frost]

u sure?

[rapid pond]

Definitely

[hollow berry]

like you could get knocked down with little damage and while having little to no pain or whatever and you'd struggle to get up

[dire zephyr]

Preetty suuuuuree

[paper kernel]

well for blunt all the weapons would need to be tweaked enough for them to seem good

[soft osprey]

AI doesnt need to practice, theyre already good from the start. Youre a human so you just need to practice using it

[rapid pond]

Theres at minimum 4 months of ea remaining, 8 at max

[paper kernel]

and fair

[white frost]

well idm Ig, things can go slow

Alot of problems needs to be fixed anyways

[rapid pond]

And im certain the period will be extended as they did say Initial 6-12 month period

[hollow berry]

i'm pretty sure the time i broke my foot from running and stumbling like half a year ago i was faster to stand up than my character is in-game

[white frost]

Years Probably

💀

2-3

[dire zephyr]

Ai… 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 🤬 🤬 🤬

[hollow berry]

it's not just that they're overtuned (albeit that's also an issue), one issue i've noticed is that blunt damage can essentially "reapply" without needing much momentum while also reapplying with full force

[rapid pond]

I do think hs will probably remain an "ea" for a long time, its just gonna be in a "beta" and "final beta" state for a few years before full release

[white frost]

definitely

[rapid pond]

Blame that on polearms having so many point of contacts

[white frost]

Wouldn't these guys be cool to be ingame

[dire zephyr]

Oh yeah I forgot we’re still in early access

[rapid pond]

You can get hit by the first end, the top spike, the back end and the stick

[dire zephyr]

Haram

😡 😡 😡 😡

[hollow berry]

not just polearms it's a pretty universal issue with blunt damage in my experience

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/pork-meat-dinner-gif-3459208

[rapid pond]

70% fat 30% hope

[bold pendant]

Shields weren't hard to use in the demo. Did that change in EA.

[white frost]

BRO 😭

[past kestrel]

yummy pig

[white frost]

nah I just wanna grab one and throw it to my oppponent

[soft osprey]

Idk im not a wimp hiding behind a shield

[rapid pond]

Not really, theres just the floppy wrists beside that they are similar ig

[dire zephyr]

Lowkey if ur about to die but ur characters strong just use a pig as a shield

[white frost]

Animal warfare

[rapid pond]

Im salivating

[white frost]

Would be horrifying as the pig gets cut in half while u try to defend yourself

[past kestrel]

could go with a ketchup on the top, with white rice

[rapid pond]

Nah, just drink the blood and regen

[white frost]

These would be horrifying ingame 💔

[rapid pond]

Nah, that needs garlic and coriander

[dire zephyr]

Should Jedi mind tricks just make the enemy give up or let you control them

[past kestrel]

hmmm, okay

[rapid pond]

With a thin slice of butter

[paper kernel]

In the far future it would be awsome if they add jousting to the game

[white frost]

well the horse is gonna get revived soon so probably

[rapid pond]

Animals are planned, so horses potentially are, ence jousting

[past kestrel]

willie getting ready to instantly die if they get hit on the shoulder since the blunt damage is op

[rapid pond]

I would love to be able to carry a lance in any levels though

[white frost]

only problem is animals can take months 💔

[rapid pond]

Imagine seeing the frogmouth ingame

[hollow berry]

the worst part is that I do believe EA combat is faaaar more satisfying when it works, like dismemberments or throat slices or whatever are incredibly satisfying

[dire zephyr]

The horse is made of steel I remember I was tryna pick it up once and I fell and it landed on top of me then the enemy came tried to kill me and the horse just deflected it

[past kestrel]

its building an entirely new animal model from scratch
not to mention that some physics can be different for the animal in the coding

[rapid pond]

Literraly just fix the wrists to allow us to block and the combat becomes unironically better than demo imo

[rapid pond]

The horse already has its mouth innards modeled lol

It also has a modeled asshole

[past kestrel]

oh.. 👁️

[white frost]

wha

Could these guys have a potential to be ingame?

[rapid pond]

Yea, im curious how did yall guess

[rapid pond]

If i can bleed em to death yea

Lemme eat any animals and its all good

[white frost]

I wonder how these guys would spawn

[rapid pond]

Minced calf liver in hs when

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1496775234257158205/A42BF91.MP4?ex=69f3add0&is=69f25c50&hm=e037819e6e64c0ec239bbd36d43eedf7088c486a5d44cfa615d4bf1563b43dcf&

[white frost]

Maybe like they would be released in the yard or sum

[rapid pond]

Hey big C long time no see

[rapid pond]

Maybe

[shell bronze]

wsg

[mental kelp]

big C is NOT his name

[shell bronze]

tf you doing here

[shell bronze]

hop off

[mental kelp]

Clueless posts clips, I appear

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1496773070390562896/39B4B11.MP4?ex=69f3abcc&is=69f25a4c&hm=8f5d035145fca2c82dfad0fbae7e74687f02f469ed25a3b214f80d2ee1655b89&

[rapid pond]

Still blocking like a monster i see

[hollow berry]

It's just so incredibly AIDS to get knocked down if an NPC decides to shieldrush you, to which there's pretty much no real counterplay other than trying to avoid getting too close to the NPC in the first place which is very counterintuitive if you're using a short ranged weapon like a one-handed sword

[shell bronze]

peas in a pod

[white frost]

t

[rapid pond]

T

[rapid pond]

Im currently suffering from that exactly in my stealing only challenge

[shell bronze]

because devs decide every willie skips leg day and every willie has skulls made out of thin cardboard

[rapid pond]

Shields where always op in any hs versions ngl

[shell bronze]

and no matter how much we tell them blunt damage is fucking overpowered they will not address it

[rapid pond]

Surprinsingly sturdy skull, theres just a lot of space for the brain to bounch on :3

[shell bronze]

this is on top of like 4 other glaring issues as well

all of them experience-ruining as-is compared to demo

[hollow berry]

I have no idea how a blunt damage slider wasn't added in like the second patch / hotfix

[rapid pond]

Not by the devs but its been addressed and known as an overcorrection :3

[small glen]

the most annoying thing is when they are using a pavise or tower shield, and they just cover their whole body and their sword is clipping through the shield. so they can hit you, but you cant hit them, and now its just a endless poke and back up game

[hollow berry]

YEAH

was about to mention that

the shield physics are really wonky

[shell bronze]

the demo's blunt damage was already overtuned so to make it worse is mind bending

[hollow berry]

they basically completely deny you any possible hits you could score on them while they also have a sword sticking out AND the shield also works as a weapon since if you bump a little bit too hard into it (not a high bar at all) you're fucking done

[rapid pond]

And then you get acess to your first polearm

[hollow berry]

because willie can't get up at all

[rapid pond]

Ignore shield simulator

[shell bronze]

good decisions so far ❌️

[shrewd idol]

Ive never had them shield rush me

[hollow berry]

i had

[shell bronze]

polearms and gore + blunt abuse rule this game rn

[modern badge]

It sucked vs. armour though

[shell bronze]

absolutely not

[modern badge]

Just good for knocking them over

[shell bronze]

it was overtuned even against armor

[hollow berry]

blunt damage was quite literally the only way to damage armor in the higher tiers

[rapid pond]

I thought it was undertuned ? Maybe the new systems changed how damage is taken idk

[modern badge]

Actually injuring armoured willies without headshotting them in armour was impossible

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434385846160855090/poleaxe_circulation_3.mp4?ex=69f3772b&is=69f225ab&hm=87b011108d386a726cb3a967a701c696f41f3267522ce838f3520d82d6a09e00&

[small glen]

the blunt is incredibly overtuned

[hollow berry]

if you played high tiers with swords it was basically just crippling yourself

[rapid pond]

In demo

[small glen]

in demo, blunt was bad

[hollow berry]

and you'd just use the sword to blunt damage your opponent into KO

[small glen]

blunt was only usable if you landed head hits

its main thing was stunning

[hollow berry]

because slicing was, while possible, very diffcult due to little weakspots

[shell bronze]

i mean gee wiz armor works realistically enough

[hollow berry]

yeah

[shell bronze]

it's either realism or gameplay

devs need to pick a hill to die on

dont preach realism if you're gonna make it anything but

[rapid pond]

Rn it works hella better against sharps tbh, it just needs its blunt damage reduced by a facror of 10

[shell bronze]

at least 10-20% of current

[hollow berry]

You don't even need to choose, just make it customizable!

[shell bronze]

for realism just take demo blunt damage and tune it down even more

for playability slightly increase demo damage to the limbs and keep the head damage same

[hollow berry]

some people like extreme damage, like me personally I always play at max dmg

[shell bronze]

like tf

[modern badge]

People irl got their bones broken while wearing armour and getting struck by blunt weapons. Being nearly invincible to everything but headshots isn't "realism"

[rapid pond]

Imagining demo is 20% less, i would like a 50% less intense blunt damsge

[shell bronze]

get real

[shell bronze]

for playability slightly increase demo damage to the limbs and keep the head damage same [2]

[shrewd idol]

Wouldn’t it go both ways though?

[shell bronze]

if not moderately

[rapid pond]

Yea, but you also didn't get a cardiac arrest from a slight bonk in the skull tbh a nice in between would be good

[small glen]

I might send that clip again

[shrewd idol]

I don’t want blunt damage vs. enemies to be worse

[small glen]

of how bad the blunt damage is

[rapid pond]

The demo fence damage.

Oh dear

Dear god

[shell bronze]

blunt damage was cool beans in demo tbh they just needed to distribute it better

[spiral thicket]

i only do blunt

[small glen]

blunt damage is miserable in this game xd

[rapid pond]

Im hoping for this to be part of the reason major update n1 is taking so long, but we will see anyway

[spiral thicket]

plaxe

[modern badge]

I mean I never went to bat for that part

[shell bronze]

getting smacked in a helmet full force by the torque of a polearm was at LEAST gonna equate to a mike tyson punch to the bare head

[rapid pond]

He smoken the bluten

[shell bronze]

especially one specifically designed to smack people in a shell

[rapid pond]

Imagine getting hit by a max speed baron beak

[shell bronze]

sledgehammer vs armor

[rapid pond]

The anti helmet end specifically

Nuclear bomb

[shell bronze]

must feel nice

[rapid pond]

Just a nice rattle

[small glen]

back in my days, the double blunt pollaxe was dogshit. 🧓

[shell bronze]

imagine like fuckin
eddie hall with baron's peak swinging that shit at your head

[rapid pond]

Back in my day swords where the thing against armor due to how janky the physics was

[spiral thicket]

hiting the knight with me plaxe is the marbalo reds chain smoking

[hollow berry]

also in addition to blunt damage already being stupidly OP there's also the weird internal bleeding mechanic thing that happens a good amount and is basically one shot

[modern badge]

The billhook felt a bit too powerful against helmets given it was a thin blade. I mean yeah I'm not saying it wouldn't give them a solid smack but I beat ultimate challenge just by one-shotting knight after knight in the head with it. Meanwhile you could go to town on their arms, legs and torso with a two-handed mace all day and at most just knock them over

[rapid pond]

Internal bleeding as always. Been a thing though

[hollow berry]

has it? Probably been overtuned as well then, since i don't remember it that much in the demo

[spiral thicket]

pommle hit are op

[rapid pond]

No not really, i find it less potent than in the dem tbh, a light hit in your legs and you where bleeding out instantly

[shrewd idol]

What makes you say these things are overtuned?

[shell bronze]

the weight calcs are too tied to velocity

not actual object mass

[rapid pond]

Now u usually bleed out when hit in a "vital organ area" or sum

[hollow berry]

Probably the fact that a mild bump on a shield constantly takes me out

like i'm not joking it's quite literally mild bumps

[small glen]

the demo had overtuned vital mechanics

one hit to your leg and it was gg

[spiral thicket]

https://klipy.com/gifs/half-sword-lobotomy-willie--k01KQDRYR0F6XQ9C38Q7G8NSW30

[hollow berry]

Meh

[small glen]

and since players had less "health" than the npcs

[shell bronze]

if they can figure out how to differentiate between heavy and light stuff better it would be nice

[hollow berry]

I should play the demo more

[small glen]

it was usually a death sentence from even the smallest leg hit

[shrewd idol]

I haven’t noticed taking any damage from shields…

[rapid pond]

Weird, heavy poleaxes seem to do more damage at lower speeds than light ones

[hollow berry]

what damage do you play as?

[shrewd idol]

Default

[hollow berry]

also do you put on as much armor as possible?

[small glen]

they do

[hollow berry]

ofc

[small glen]

mass = more damage

[hollow berry]

Now play at max lmfao

[rapid pond]

Why would you torment yourseld

[shrewd idol]

Well of course everything is going to do more damage when you have damage maxed wtf

[hollow berry]

because max is fun and i've been playing with it since the demo

[hollow berry]

it's still insanely more compared to the demo is what i'm saying

[shrewd idol]

Dude lol

[humble bloom]

the chain of the body thing seems to at least matter in a faked way.

[hollow berry]

don't be obtuse bruh

[spiral thicket]

https://klipy.com/gifs/unemployed-final--k01KQDS16FAXR6D1BWEYRV9F7DF

[hollow berry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling--k01KQDRP6N3HY7M3WXC13HHM55K

[spiral thicket]

cool

[hollow berry]

Also I set NPC damage at max as well

[rapid pond]

It would be nice if your guy gets better at using his body with tiers tbh

[hollow berry]

so it's not like I torment only myself

[small glen]

the weight mechanic, is severly undev.

High mass do more damage but are harder to swing

Low mass does... nothing? and it suffers from wrist.

[rapid pond]

Like irl, you starr as a guy that just wails and become an actual swordsman eventually

[shrewd idol]

I think all the damages are perfectly fine right now

[rapid pond]

Tell that to the free mode 0.02kg poleaxe

[small glen]

the low mass weapons don't lose any or gain any more damage

[hollow berry]

They aren't and this toxic positivity isn't good for the game

[small glen]

weapons start to clearly gain damage after 1.50kgs

[shrewd idol]

They’re perfect and they don’t need any changes

[hollow berry]

See what I mean?

[rapid pond]

Imo blunt is just the one thats too high, otherwise its kinda similar

[shrewd idol]

Wrist strength needs to be improved though

[spiral thicket]

what do you thick abt messr and small shield (hist tecnics)

[shrewd idol]

Every one handed weapon is like a fucking pool noodle floppin all over

[hollow berry]

Okay and I was refering to blunt

[small glen]

the blunt is like, objectively too overtuned.

[rapid pond]

No bawls

[hollow berry]

Blunt / shield is stupidly dumb

[rapid pond]

Anyways

[spiral thicket]

zero spelling for me

[rapid pond]

Gotta

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[shrewd idol]

I think if blunt damage vs. NPCs was any lower it would take too long to finish rounds

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-snore-drool-gif-24001576

[spiral thicket]

historcal

[rapid pond]

Good

[shrewd idol]

Right now if you’re soloing 3 fully armored knights at once, you have to hit them like fucking 10 times each

[small glen]

this is such a dumb reason

in the demo i'd get it

the knight tier has everyone full kitted

the matches lasted like

10 minutes if you weren't good

in the ea

[spiral thicket]

my therpy

[small glen]

a knight match is two seconds

they wear fucking nothing

[humble bloom]

there is no universe in which holding a long stick completely still and letting someone slightly brush into it would do just as much damage as me actively swinging it at them and trying to kill them.

[small glen]

they wear the same armor Man at arms did in the demo

[small glen]

most of them don't even have maille

[spiral thicket]

plate

[small glen]

what about it

[small glen]

if it takes you 10 hits each to kill a knight

you are doing smthing wrong

[spiral thicket]

plate makes malie not very imprtant and makes you heavy

the o is broken

[restive barn]

no cuirass and no spaulders

[spiral thicket]

yes

[restive barn]

and no bevor ttoo

genuinely killed this "knight" in one hit

[humble bloom]

freemode knights never have bevors.
its maddening

[restive barn]

what the fuck?

[spiral thicket]

yes

[restive barn]

i want my knights to be beefy

[shrewd idol]

It’s because you have to keep avoiding the other 2 knights after you headshot one of them, then inevitably the one you knocked down gets back up

[restive barn]

i don't want them to die in one hit because they're wearing too little armor or blunt damge is bullshit

[spiral thicket]

or add lord

[shrewd idol]

Unless you totally cripple them with one hit, they eventually get back up and keep coming

[spiral thicket]

fighting 2 isnt fun any more

[small glen]

you can like easily one shot knights yk

pollaxes do that much damage

I've done it a ton with a axe piece

[shrewd idol]

If it was just one knight you can just knock them down and then make them submit

But in the Baron room they are really resilient

[spiral thicket]

most of the dont have neck/face armor

[shrewd idol]

The other 2 knights keep chasing your ass after you knock one down

Too hard to stand there and make them submit without taking hits

[small glen]

they can be easily one tapped even without killing them

[spiral thicket]

clit there neck

[shrewd idol]

Do what

[humble bloom]

its almost like fighting multiple people puts yourself at a disadvantage and is fundamentally supposed to be a battle of attrition otherwise the amount of people is completely meaningless.

[spiral thicket]

never saw such skill wtf

[spiral thicket]

hahhaha cut*

[shrewd idol]

Yeah that’s why I said the current amount of blunt damage is fine

It’s pretty much just right IMO

[restive barn]

how do u swing like that without insane stamina loss

[small glen]

that pollaxe is light

veeery light

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/tennis-ball-bird-gif-4175687907139748602

[small glen]

compared to other long pollaxes anyways

its only 1.98kg

[hollow berry]

Just a comparison between EA and the demo, in the EA clip I tapped the shield basically once and nearly blacked out, in the demo I was deliberately trying to take as much blunt damage as possible including from the opponent's weapon and never once was close to being knocked out lol

[spark axle]

The current blunt damage ends up with you getting knocked out constantly when you're not fighting in armour, it ruins commoner fights

[restive barn]

did i show y'all the 20 photos i have of me decking underarmored knights in the face

[small glen]

my fav pic i ever hit btw

[shrewd idol]

Ah. I only fight in knight tier

[hollow berry]

of course you do

[small glen]

average knight tier fight

[hollow berry]

you wouldn't know how it feels like to fight in low armor lol

[shrewd idol]

Maybe they can turn it down and then just make armor more effective vs. blunt damage

[hollow berry]

especially in max dmg

[restive barn]

i have an armor buff mod on nexus but that won't help the under-armor problem

[small glen]

the armor they have

is like

[shrewd idol]

Although to be fair a hit from a poleaxe with no helmet on should always one shot you

[small glen]

the same level of armor in the man at arms tier

from the demo

[frank rose]

will i win

[restive barn]

even worse i spotted one without wearing a cuirass, spaulders, bevor, and hauberk

dude was just walking around with his entire upper torso exposed

[hollow berry]

The worst part is that the first clip isnt even the most egregious one I could find, I've had situations where mild taps instantly ko'd me

[restive barn]

no visor knight

[modern badge]

True

[frank rose]

is this what you call a knight

[restive barn]

this is like man at arms lvl

[small glen]

its so ass 😭

[restive barn]

wtf

[frank rose]

i keep seeing these knights

[small glen]

i've seen knights like those

[frank rose]

why are you thragg's barber now

[restive barn]

whenever i see one i drop my weapon and poke them in their face

[small glen]

btw

this is hands down the most armored i've ever seen a knight

[restive barn]

which one is it

[small glen]

the yellow one isn't me btw, shockingly

[small glen]

the yellow is the enemy

[frank rose]

what is that bevor

[small glen]

it was a rare moment where I saw a Knight spawn with that halberd

[shrewd idol]

I fought a guy recently who did not have a single gap anywhere I swear

[small glen]

blackened bevor

[restive barn]

that's a bardiche i think

[small glen]

Halberd, the game is in Germany. Not eastern europe

We shall call it by its accurate means

[restive barn]

anyway i believe they added a new randomised price system of suits of armor

so you'll see knights with more armor and MUCH less armor

unlike in the demo

[shrewd idol]

The dark one isn’t very good

[wicked depot]

Only fight with honor

[quick thistle]

HELL YEA

[wicked depot]

We gotta make a firearms guild at this point lol

[dreamy sequoia]

Polearm

[dreamy sequoia]

Thought we went through this yesterday. It doesn't have a name. It's just a generalisation.

[small glen]

But we are in Germany

Therefore

It's a Halberd

[dreamy sequoia]

Nah, its just a polearm.

That was your argument yesterday anywhoo 😆

Know what, its a stick. A stick with metal on the end.

[quick thistle]

marching outta the ring

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-80nXDW5QaU?si=VwJZs20Dw_-w9Edx
Extreme gaming

[tame palm]

officially played early access 0.1 hours more than the demo gg

[spiral thicket]

is there vc that i dont have acs to

[quaint ingot]

yeah you have to be level 3 to avoid spam

[spiral thicket]

how level up

[quaint ingot]

chat

[spiral thicket]

ok

nice

that is very cool

to avoid spam

nics\e system

[quaint ingot]

only place you can send photos at the moment is in the footage and photo channel

[spiral thicket]

does that help to lvl up

[quaint ingot]

I think it's just based of total amount of messages so it can

[spiral thicket]

ok

that is

very

helpful

nice

and

also

thanks

very

much

ok

[quaint ingot]

I still have 55 more hours for mine

[tame palm]

gg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quaint ingot]

first one is for EA

[soft osprey]

You get xp for one message every 60 seconds to prevent spam

[sharp orchid]

Thats ez just make a script that sends a letter every minute on the minute

[spiral thicket]

ok

[spiral thicket]

is it per chat or in genral

nice

[soft osprey]

In general, just one message every 60 seconds

Takes about 2 hours for image perms that way

[spiral thicket]

fuck

nice

nicee

nice

nice

[deep shale]

and then he'll never ever leave

just like me when i didnt have image perms

once i got them i became prisoner

we're all prisoners

in the dungeons of madness

[spiral thicket]

who

[spiral thicket]

what

why do you do that

it takeing too long

fuck

[cursive folio]

anything that can be shared about the new update yet? or are the devs still just working

[shell forge]

Barrel OP pls nerf #photography📷 message

[deep shale]

i was getting beaten by the barrel earlier too

no way

[deep shale]

innkeeper is keeping a monster in the basement

[sullen wagon]

there's a reason he's paying us to fight the barrel for him

[shell forge]

I got grabbed inappropriately by it :(

[spiral thicket]

bruh

[buoyant ravine]

They stood no chance

https://tenor.com/view/donovan-mayo-true-alpha-gif-17557391471190644606

[spiral thicket]

fuck\

[ocean jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-was-looking-for-a-job-and-then-i-found-a-job-tuff-rick-and-morty-tuff-peak-absolute-cinema-gif-9446350534877101110

[quaint ingot]

shit

[lost rover]

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

But heaven knows i'm miserable now

I was looking for a job and then i found a job

And heaven knows i'm miserable now

[slow quest]

when new upd

[quaint ingot]

https://tenor.com/biRhh.gif

[elfin abyss]

rate the fit

[tough hollow]

Mango/mustard

[elfin abyss]

i hope you get cut in half in real life

[lost rover]

Is he paralyzed or something he's not getting up just looking at me

[tough hollow]

That’s sus tho

[frail veldt]

[

[lost rover]

Never knew that dislocating your arm turns it into a deadly flail

[pliant crest]

milk

[soft osprey]

You’ve never broken your arm and whipped someone to death with it irl and it shows

[lost rover]

You aint no moai!!!

[frail veldt]

whats the soundtrack to this one

[lost rover]

Clanker kills innocent man

Pseudo clanker

[frail veldt]

skynet sends its regards...

i have to hold this fucking sword left handed because of the broken stab grip

then this bullshit still happens

[ocean jackal]

can the specs on my other laptop run half sword

ryzen 7730u

radeon vega 8 (no dedicated graphics)

16 gb DDR4 (non dual channel)

[past kestrel]

i remember the day i did this

[solar glacier]

guys how come in the demo you could lowkey just fuckin ignore fatal erroors and keep playing for a little while

[solar glacier]

honestly no clue

[past kestrel]

demo has less content, simple

[solar glacier]

my pc from 2019 could play it

the demo ofc

[wispy plume]

Also more optimized

[past kestrel]

optimized.. as in simple, necessary graphics

and also the fact that there's less complicated stuff that would make lag more noticable

[ocean jackal]

can you list the specs

and im also talking about the demo

if this helps

[solar glacier]

oh dude

well if its the demo yeah you could probably play it

my pc specs

[ocean jackal]

(open task manager and go to perfomance)

[solar glacier]

i think i had an i5-8400k and an rx6600 (i got the gpu later)

[solar glacier]

old computer

like

i have another one now

just give it a try the demo is free anyway lol

[ocean jackal]

i jst dont wanna bother relogin on steam but okay 😭

[solar glacier]

lol aight

honestly you can probably run it the game is pretty heavy on CPU

but my new pc cant handle anything above high graphics

like deadass has anyone here played the demo on cinematic

[ocean jackal]

like 1 person or 2 from what ive seen, but this requires insane cpu's\

i think it changes depending if u run it on direct x12 and x11

[solar glacier]

certified UE5 moment

[ocean jackal]

i THINK it goes from cpu to gpu reliant???

[solar glacier]

either way the requirements to run the game on max are actually insane

[sharp thunder]

BIG ASS WARHAMMER!!!

[solar glacier]

its not fair when youre fighting midgets

[sharp thunder]

its the only way i can wield this beast 😭

[past kestrel]

150KG character can probably wield that lol

[sharp thunder]

id like to see u try lol

[ocean jackal]

to run it at recommended setting (all max full game) you need a 1k gpu card if u wanted it unused

[wispy plume]

You can

[ocean jackal]

oh i just started the game up already

[wispy plume]

Ah

[ocean jackal]

holy shit this is good for a LAPTOP cpu

(weaker then desktop ones)

[wispy plume]

Yup

[solar glacier]

recommended section for half sword says, RTX 4070 and RX 7800 XT

hmmm

[ocean jackal]

half word

[solar glacier]

how much do these cost

[ocean jackal]

4070 is like 800?

if the 4080 is 1k

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[ocean jackal]

it gotta be like 200-300 less

[solar glacier]

embed fail

[wispy plume]

Crazy

[ocean jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kurica-gif-26343653

at level 3 u get gif and image perms

its actually way easier tho

[solar glacier]

thats gay

[wispy plume]

Nice

[ocean jackal]

from what i notice now, only small fps drops (this is from a 400$ laptop btw)

[wispy plume]

Awesome

[solar glacier]

what settings

[ocean jackal]

lowest, direct 11

demo

[solar glacier]

UE5 moment

[ocean jackal]

this is actually better then i expected, my 1k laptop runs the game pretty well but since the intergrated graphics are a 1650 mobile (old gpu) it doesnt run the game well, it has a good cpu tho

[wispy plume]

I can run it at like 50 fps on lowest graphics pretty consistently on mine. But I run at like 10 if I even think about having more than 2 plate armors fellas in the fight at once.

[solar glacier]

a 1k laptop with integrated graphics

what

may i ask when you bought that

[frank rose]

draw

[ocean jackal]

its whole purpose was that

its a laptop until i get a pc with a real gpu

and i didnt get a laptop with a dedicated gpu cause i perfer battery life

and the graphics are still good

[solar glacier]

sorry im not too well versed in the gaming laptop world

i always thought they were really expensive

[ocean jackal]

(its laptop with good graphics but not made for gaming)

you can find laptops with good gpu

[wispy plume]

I thought gaming laptops usually had laptop gpus

[solar glacier]

same lol

[ocean jackal]

for like 1.1k, 1.2k

[solar glacier]

ohhhh

[ocean jackal]

mines isnt for gaming though

it runs everything good but isnt for gaming

[wispy plume]

Makes sense

[ocean jackal]

look up the cpu (ultra 9 288v)

[wispy plume]

My laptop is a work laptop

[solar glacier]

thats fair but you kinda just gotta be instantly plugged in if you wanna play video games at least i had to on my school laptop 10 years ago

[wispy plume]

Yet it runs games really fucken good

[solar glacier]

lemme guess

thinkpad

i love thinkpads

[wispy plume]

Yup

[ocean jackal]

its a cpu thats less then 3 years old btw

i mean the only time i did that was with my i5 with terrible graphics

[wispy plume]

First work laptop I've actually fucken used for work

[ocean jackal]

😭

[ocean jackal]

i gave my sister a lenvo thinkbook