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`also had phase links
idk man
okay
@restive barn are adding horns to the helmet allowed
right
connect all pieces of the helm directly to the head
Hi all brothers
im gonna make a klappvisor for pierre of france's son
ok
and use the auto phase link mod for phase-linking (recommend for use on smaller contraptions)
pierre of france was killed by chrome's lancing merc
now his son will avenge him
my armor proves supreme
while you don't have the coin for a proper arm and leg kit
Stolen stolen stolen and stolen
i used cuisses
how dare thee!
you didnt notice
son
yes
ok i'd recommend your helm to be bulkier
otherwise lance will pierce
wdym bulkier
adding more layers
it kinda looks same builk as urs
give it some space between helmet outside and head
ill test
are helms with no visor slits allowed
i haven't thought about this yet
i guess your helm has to have some form of vision
mine has one
mine has lots of dead space between the helmet and the head and a targe so it is very heavy but very protective
i know
okay i see
and i mean the armor is good but u didn't connect the chestplate to the torso
i just stabbed through ther back of my guys helm
so it just took all the damage
example
adjusting girth now
no need for layering just scale the pieces up
layering does help tho
what about spaced armor
works
okay
Chrome liebe dich
image
Chrome liebe dih
don't make it too big tho
I love this phrase
alr
ist so scheiße
das ist so scheiße
"chrome love you"
subschreibe for more videos
bad news
accidently ripped guy in half
Uncler @restive barn
testing blunt
yes
Why is this bad news?
because i no want in half
because someone died
Oh no, truly a tragedy
and it was a brutal one
Well, you should always strive for quarters, so, that’s a good thing
Fun
can i see ur armor rn
yes
alr sweet
Best mode alongside "press k to make wires invisible"
Two vanilla compatible mods
I think your skull will separate from your face with the added weight
Any impacts in the bevore shaped part would kill you most likely
noted
does a rondel work as a countweight
My guy needs neck protection
Maybe, but keep the idea of imagining it in full size
Good example
Chrome is top of food chain of jousters
redesign
i am almost done with the helmet but
i need iron blocks
so im slimming down
would it be cool if i put your knight against burg's knight
With this pelt i shall make myself the perfect halfsword cape
please no
pierre the france is already dead
Imagine a medival cape made of groomed cat pelt
his son will replace him
I could make this into a neck snap mechanism for sure
ok
@lost rover your knight won
let pierre the france rest in peace already
he already has passed away
honorably
layering issue
You should do that
okay
first jouser thou
okay super bad news again
i decapitated the resign dummy
so restart
Yes
Earl must win
earl won\
i'll do another tourney now
Muhahaha
Speaking of people playground, do we call gay horses "gorse"
yea
yes
yes
acid spit
its what happens when horses become gay
so
btw who wanna watch my joust live
what do we call a gay fish
me
join voice 1
Gish
Gish!!
yeeah sure
hounskull progress
that isnt even
it work doe
also use rods
mabye
rods are lighter
it wor kdoe
literally doesn't matter
shit i accidentally connected the lance to the bg
my helmet keeps tweaking out and keeps beheading the user
when i try connecting it to the head
connect all rods directly to the head
if this still doesn't work make sure you have phase linked every component ti each other
alr who'll win
@tough hollow @frank rose
benedict
benedict or meinrad
lefft
the guy with the bomb
why is the left side cursed
it isn't
its cursed
when
resatrtubg agaubb
did u connect a life syringe to him
heusingf sterioids
alr bennedict vs meinrad again\
i think they just suck
it's a double doesn't count
meinrad got his ribs and spine crushed
good?
it's okay
same
@tough hollow do a crossbow test
good idea
see if it gets penetrated by crossbow
defelct bullet
just search crossbow pluh
lmao
deflects into
@tough hollow neck armor
his chest
protect the chest and neck
@tough hollow make the helmet thicker
ookay
@tough hollow keep the back the same
fuck
my armor is bulletproof
@tough hollow add a extra layer of armor on the beak
@tough hollow also add more sloped points for more deflection
i think its ready to go now
im gonna fill him in
oh yeah btw don't use too many mods
edit layer
underneath resize
thank you
targe can't be attached via rigid cable, must use iron cables or strings or smth like that
according to rules
i revived a person
okay
i just had to attach a person to a corpse
what ig he gets stabbed in the arms
he be aight
fuck
for it to be betetr
Chat is a dead oasis right now
4 months ago when HS released chat was full of complaints
this is interesting
Can someone make a server so we are not limited to these chat rules
Server for ppg joust
i gotchu bro
@restive barn how do i fix legs not closed
my leg armor is
uncle phase links
The Collision thingy
not making me walk
Yes phase links
finally
also u think my dudes gonna do well
needs a rondel at the back
as counterweight
@tough hollow
what about crossbows
what is that
Medieval fest
what are you supposed to do in that
idk all games that are related to medieval or like that is in the category are all discounted
the tickles got to him
Read dems pls jouster
he barely has forearms
ip grabber
nah im good
@frank rose @tough hollow @restive barn rRead Deems pls
fake college graduate mod fan.
every true fan knows konrad has hair
Konrad like the gun guy
i love how it makes high pitched sounds
Read your dmcs uncle 😡
i night joi lata uncle
doing the joust later
ok
I got off of the game since Yesterday i Hope the Crash Error is fixed cuz it js came out of nowhere
someone will not play the game ever again 💔
Bro i played the Game and everytime i click any type of game mode it instantly Crashes
I js bought it Yesterday 🥀
If i knew this i wouldnt buy it
Are there any mods aviable bru
they're all on nexus mods
I mean discord Support 💔
I wouldnt even recommend modding the Game cuz IT already has thousands of issues
oi
Can you Claim my Ticket
doesn't seem to be there
Howww
actually it is my apolocheese
was willie designed to fight the earthmover
Is it safe to Download and Input Mods from Nexus Mods??
yes it will inject 500 trojans into your pc and delete system 32
Holy Bad Joke
i said yes in a detailed way
I got the Game Yesterday so say it in a noobie way
i can give you a bonus one if you want
ip grabber
So is it safe 😭
yes
you need to give them your credit card info to make sure it's safe
not my rules, nexus mods
why is he lying
they locked the check for malware feature behind a paywall
yes
Someone here German and Tell me better?
Im not from Germany
Im from Austria
so just gerfew? okay
no it isnt
im true
no
i swear for my cheese grater it is true
I knew they Play with me
I Downloaded a mod Yesterday
play with what
Nexus mods is safe, steam Workshop is more unsafe than Nexus
Just pay attention to file verification
So there are no IP grabber or i need to give my Credit Card information or any shi
No your good
no
dont listen to them
cmon listen to me
Who do i believe 😭🙏
john liar is lying!
believe me
OK nah you Betrayed with that Text
nexus mods have a hidden spyware in every mod
They are trying to bait you, don't bother with them and just enjoy the modding scene. 💔
cmon
Nah even a Indian scammer would say this
I wont mod the Game anyways
thats true
The most recent nexus mod spyware was on helldivers with a audio mod, that has been since taken down.
thats whats happen if you download from nexus mods
you lie
i know it because i posted there
yes
You have more Discord Teams so i believe u cuz i think u have more experience
every mod has a malware
you'll regret this in 5 minutes and a half
the mods will hack your gpu
someone never heard of the wallpaper incident...
and cpu
The only reason it even got past was due to coding that allowed it to bypass the coding detection that nexus has to allow a mod to be verified
the other mods do thast
all the other nexus mods do that
Steam workshop gets a new hack every 2 months bro
true
Nexus gets a new hack on the most obscure mod in mankind every 5 months
Because the modder made a breakthrough code to bypass whatever kernel bullshit nexus has for detection
all mods on nexus mods have malware
slowly deleting system 32 files
and injecting spyware
i'm making fun of the fact that microsoft detects everything as a virus unless you pay them 300$ a year for signing a file
I have been using nexus mods for 3 years
and a ip grabber
no
turn it off, genuinely just a scam
You cant delete the Windows System unless you are so dumb and do every way
you can hide malware secretly in mods
even python scripts do that
Good luck getting that past nexus 😂
I have a Windows Security that tells me if its a Virus or not
That bitch will be sniped in 3 minutes
windows security is useless
use malwarebytes
downloading mods is like testing needles found on the bus stop, very fun
You surely got a Chromebook
if'n dont have one
yes
no dont believe them
Windows 10 Security was ahh but Windows 11 is better
Yeah i knew you we're Indian
you have to trust your customer support 💔
No but youre begging like a Indian Person would ask for s Credit Card information
kill
still racist😭
im trying to defend you from obvious malware
how did he even survive birth
he was 3kg 40 days ago
300% mass gain! look at my steroid enjoyer!
he can even lift his hands up! such a power hgo!
i guess this is what happens when neither of your parents attend your birth 🥀
that's sus as hell
it is
infinite power
WHOAH I CAN ACTUALLY USE WEAPONS NOW
What I'm wondering is why does the village map have to continually draw a giant 'reflective water' baseplate
also why does the easter egg ufo need reflective texturing
so that's why it runs so awful
rdr2 map
i've been telling everyone that the evil aliens run their evil lag machines
and lag the game
hijo im crine
i gotchu
This game still alive?
If I want to ask questions about the game, which chat room should I use?
I play a lot of early access games. And join most of their discords to keep up with news.
This community is the most impatient overall when it comes to updates lol.
Idk if this is a good pic or not
Looks like an axe murderer posing for a photo
To me it looks like a mental asylum version of XQC
so a normal version of him?
yes, they made an open world for a 10x10 foot playable area.
Yeah i guess i don't really watch him only seen clips and heard that he's a good streamer
yeah he seems like an alright guy
Holy one fatal swoop
giving me demo vibes
Even the slums champ got done dirty i love the environment as well
Seeing this makes me want to be able to put them on a meat hook or something like dead by daylight and just use them as a human punching bag
kick in the neck
they should try to do something like the ball kicking for neck damage where
if you punch/kick/etc in the neck theyll have the
choking sfx and animation for like 10 seconds
and then it goes on and on when u keep damaging the neck
I'm sorry but why the fuck did I just go flying out of no where ?
bro 💔
I like that he literally posts the exact file path and then asks how to get to the file the path leads to
interesting twirl
he looks so scared
should i leave him be or give him a punt to the face
he died bro
its too late
You should nurse him back to health and make him fall in love with you and reliant on you and then break his heart by leaving one day without saying anything.
And then kill him
bro had to distort reality for the clip
This always happens when I'm trying to watch his clips
🤔
love to see ya prove it
used to be weekly patches or something
i think they left the game
they left us to starve for a month
Sure, the announcement they sent out about talking points, and the end of the updates post where they made it clear they need more time than the rapid fire patches they put out on release
Like they straight up told everyone “we need more time with this one, it’s big”
If you read that and say “yeah abandoned”
Well..
Not sure what I can say
say what you want but if we dont get an update this month my conclusion may stand
Well, luckily your conclusion is just that, yours.
personally I'm going by the steam page, I expect significant updates to the game within this timeframe
when the game exits early access its feel should be representative of the final game in terms of how it plays and what is in it
i think its
the clip bugging
the feature
i mean.. it is experimental
got his ballz with the pan
that's spooky
i mean i feel like it is it just needs some adustment
sometimes
cool
There should be consequences for devs who abuse early access
how do i take clothes off my character?
in game : press H
otherwise just remove them from your inventory in the inn
how do i put them back on if i took off a lil too much 😭
grab and the hold the same key
if you grabbed with E hold e again
ahh tyty
The good ol "break his nuts then reconstruct his matter" tactic
Thats simply not possible for them to accomplish unless they mean theyre switching from EA to something other than full release
They shouldnt rush this game
They spent 4 years on the demo and no one complained
Except it's happening to you
Man EA has been out for only 2-3 months and people say the game is ruined and dead and abandoned lol no they shouldn’t rush things but the community is not lenient or understanding in the slightest
I agree
I dont understand what the point ur trying to mske is
Considering how long it took to get to this point, I'm kind of in the "treat early access as if it were a finished game" club, with whatever the new update is being something along the lines of free DLC
Given the scope of things, it'll likely be in Early Access forever
Ehh i think they just had lives to deal with so thats why it took them this long
Hopefully with proper funding theyll pick up the pace
You’re agreeing with a point you don’t understand? 😭
No like
I understand your point but I don't understand why you made it
wait
Can someone kill me
I will never forgive you or forget it. Im going to raise my children to hate you
This means Moai likes you
No actually it doesn't, Moai is literally a D1 hater, genuinely a scurge to mankind, a truly reprehensible being
He'll agree too
Actually he may not just to spite me
halfsword devs made a year salary the picosecond ea released
You can’t imagine the internal struggle im going through right now
Terrible time management
Should’ve just not released the super early access game
There are so many variables when it comes to being productive
that would be financially stupid and would kill their relationship with their publisher, who they likely have a contractual financial agreement with
OH YEA
I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
even in ea halfsword is making money
imagine the money itll make once 1.0 hits
be logical
unfortunately itll still take a while and that doesn't magically make the team faster
and they needed a broader base of people to throw themselves at the game for feedback
something interesting to think about: adding more team members also wouldn't necessarily speed up production time, and would force them to slow down to then train said new members
hit the rexplode on this guy
Agreed
This implies that the new team members would have zero experience with game development
Hire me right now, I’ll release the full version tomorrow
will it be an ai version?
i support your cv
Idiot
Ong ive never seen a community pull such a 180 before
Itll never get released now
can you hire me then?
i once ate 20 eggs in one sitting
What if i smiled really hsrd
ngl its because the optimisation is so bad that even i managed to optimise it a bit for amd
I think people expected more updates once EA released because being in EA implies that development has gotten serious but people also forget that this is the same team that took a year to add blood to the demo
I know a game that literraly was labled BY STEAM as potential abandonware for almost 2 years, and like 2 weeks ago, the dev came back, didnt explain anything, dropped a patch and no one yelled at him
And here the fellas are gone for 2 months and some are acting like the rapture is bout to happen if gore 3.0 doesnt get released tommorow
I'd say a partial reason for that is now that money is involved people are less willing to accept delays
Because giving them money and then getting the same development pace as back when they had no money probably rubs some people the wrong way
The game i talked about also had money involed, but i do agree on some of that
the bad optimisation soured the community on release
Didnt all versions of half sword have abysmal level of optimisation day 1
exanima?
Yeah but we're no longer in Day 1
We're 2 and a half months into it
i mean the worst map is the forest due to the shrubbery fing around with the lighting engine
Every map has some degree of terrible optimization
The hall map has an entire fully rendered fucking castle outside of it
Slums has the entire Germanic countryside
Ironically enough the slums is the worst offender for me, when it properly loads that is, when it has that bug where the further areas don't load properly it's actually half decent
Forest is forest
Can't ever go wrong with the cellar tho 🙏
i am looking from the amd user standpoint where the raytracing isnt software based in the engine and the entire forest is ray traced
and the hall is good
Im also an AMD user
courtyard too
Forest hurts :[
Nvidia user here
You'd think that the game would run better being only like 9gb
you dont even loose on graphisc
it uses more vram than it weights
I wish the low graphics settings were actually low
what gpu do you have?
I forgor
It's a good one though
Helldivers 2 runs at max no problem
yeah but if its rdna4 (9070 9060) then you have a raytracing gpu where raytracing works
and rdna3 (7900xt / xtx) then you need software ray tracing
Guys i Uploaded my First Mod
I dont know gpus I just like video game
you on ur pc now?
No
Like a year and a half ago
It was custom built though
Not by me obviously
so early 2025? or late 2024
flyout
Im a Dev
something like yall can add a rope so u can use it as cuffs
Yeah sure
yk what i mean
Yeah
Late 2024
ure not a dev bro
oh
then you have rdna3
so you need my opti
it should help bro
Maybe idk
10,000 fully rendered horse eyeballs
have you guys seen forest and slums
whole fucking skybox 😭😭😭
The entire fully rendered earth in question:
Also genuinely
And I don't mean to be rude by saying this
But I think a lot of people forget that this is the team's first game
And I'm really sorry to say but it shows
Again there's a lot of impressive stuff
that would make a lot of sense
it's simultaneously extremely impressive and very evident that they don't 100% know what they're doing
it's one hell of a game, as unprepared as the devs are
Optimization is a thing that most developers have to learn through experience
So lads it might be a while
are you sure?
Yes the devs will personally come down and answer your request
Like they so often do here
Why is it still not possible to select the map and weight in free mode?
EA was rushed
Despite being delayed
wind folks
Wind folks
Is there a roadmap or a date for when such details will be added?
can they add a rock so I can crush my b- enemies skull with it
wind folks yall
i mean
they have rocks in the tutorial map

not grabable
but hey
rocks are pretty cool to add
I'll never forget the actual legend who crushed his balls with a rock in the halfsword subreddit and filmed it
so they might add a big rock soon that u can crush someone with idk
Community Manager on that straight CONTRACTUAL grindset
even the community manager has nothing to tell us which i understand
what the fuck is that map
why
this looks pretty good
uhuh
THIEF
you stealer
UH
not so wind folks you bechh
go straight to jail
FUCK
🤤🤤
heres narrow passage
yeah i saw it
and uh
doesnt look too narrow tho
thief
thats a lowkey big L for half sword devs, to say the least it feels like the game was just abandoned after release🥀
do not redeem
and crayfish
i have to find that one clip where your hand turned into a bullet
LOL
Looks pretty unrealistic they should remove it because its not 100000000% historically accurate
secret
WHYYY
they wouldnt be stupid to throw years of work away
force first person because its not historically accurate
found this image online and edited it
Exactly
the image itself is probably ai
he looks like hes actually about to torture me
the smile is
fr
that face is every face of a demo player going to the EA
Man what happened to the devs being committed to realism? The game doesn't uninstall itself and remove it from my account when I die???
not the sukuna mod 😭
yo i should make a mod like that
yeah tbh i just want it visually realistic lmao
LMAO
after i finish my gun mod
its decent atleast 💔
i think yall guys should add workshop to half sword
cuz installing from those pages u can fuck up an important archive
bloat
what is bloat
i know it smelt
bro
i just want to galaxy add the big workshop
Would you still love EA if it was a worm?
halfsword full release after 2026
with all the nexus mods in
nah
For sure because rdna4 is from February 2025
How many polygons
no idea
bro
Half sword is the yandere simulator if the optimisation
"NEXT update guys! Game will be fixed NEXT update!"
naw
""""""""""""""NEXT update guys! Game will be fixed NEXT update!""""""""""""""
the trailer showed too much
we tought we were going to have new gamemodes
and theres just bullshit
That ain't happening for months lmao
i mean
it didnt show
Traps
Narrow passage
Hordes
The Pit
tell me they willç
💔
the EA scammed us kinda
nah im just glad i can do some WWE shit in EA
same
WE GOTTA SEE IT YO
SOMEDAY
MY EYES WILL BE ON THE #updates CHANNEL IF I SEE YOU TYPE THERE
actually wait when your typing the update log
do you just copy and paste the whole thing instantly or do u have to type it first
am i surviving to the knight with ts
alright
your whole body wont be cut in half
yeah cuz they dont use axes often
add foulds, they're by far the most important armor component
It is a mix. I usually have a copy that was written else where formatted to work on the various platforms. Then I will add platform specifics extras when applicable.
oh shit
okay
Oh SHIT
i wish grabbing wasnt a gamble in the EA
I have trolled the chat slow typing in there though.
ill at least see the text "ꮇꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ is typing.."
Would be in poor taste to troll without real news.
your weapons just leave your hand for some reason sometimes
grabbing a npc often ungrabs 💔💔
game often doesnt grab what you really want to grab
genuinely i would crash out if i see ""ꮇꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ is typing.." but it lasts for a whole hour then you sent nothing
💔
do not ask what is this
hug
seeing him type for like 10 minutes just to send "hi"
That is not trolling that is evil.
beated him
YEAHH
FUCK
Nice weapon upgrade too
the power of medieval WWE
but u were supposed to beat him with your bare hands though
Have you tried doing a fist only abyss run?
alright
i will do it
and no clothes too
imagine doing the lord tourney solo with only gear you steal from the opponents therein
good
pluh
show up naked, trip the first guy, strip him naked and steal his gear, then go on to finish
would it feel intense fighting this in halfsword
As you get eaten
do nothing and win
Armor torn open like canned food
better challenge
going from beggar to lord but you gotta steal the entire gear of your enemy
worth the experience
as your other mercenaries desperately try to save you
while ur just getting mauled to death
That’s not that hard, that’s what I did because it was more cost effective
Honestly might be able to depending on their weapons
A good axe hit to the base of the neck could save ya pretty quickly
yeahh
what rank should the bear start appearing though
if it did get added
Nah, but really, probably militia
@sick plaza HOW
I’ve just now had my 4th kid since release
dude's whole fucking helmet is cooked
💔
The bear would probably start appearing around militia rank
probably
seems fun tho
or maybe soldier?
0 lag
could get a good weapon and the next enemy has a shitty one
If a halfsword dev watched this they'd melt
https://youtube.com/shorts/dEGxEVDr-gU?si=wrwWzlcTgOyCjWe1
This is how DEVELOPERS of KINGDOM COME 2 managed to OPTIMIZE massive BATTLES. Instead of REAL MODELS, they used SMART 3D PROXIES for distant ENEMIES! 🎯
#gaming #kingdomcomedeliverance #kingdomcomedeliverance2 #kcd2 #kcd
he almost tripped you after he tried to pull the spear closer to him
damn
he did trip me sometimes
but because of his cunt-ass move of only attacking from up he missed a lot while i was getting up
Nah, militia is where you start getting decent armor and weapons
bro, if i fight a knight all naked hes insulting all time, but if i go armored same as him he doesnt say anythin
power makes you become a fool
Cause he’s not overconfident
but he losed
still would be a nightmare fighting him while u have 2 other people with you 😭
Tis the way things go
unless it appeared during carnage
Yeah
"feed me please"
But you’d be probably ok
you would definitely be fine if it was carnage with like
5 people
in the forest
carnage and riot sometimes go 1 frame per second
I’ve never had that problem, idk why people have trouble with that


