halfsword-chat-⚔

[atomic stump]

I lost my leg

[outer minnow]

Rip

[sharp orchid]

hit this guy so hard i gave him a free haircut

[outer minnow]

I love doing that

[gloomy lance]

i have a clip of cutting someone's head off but their hair stays on the body

roblox headless

😭

[outer minnow]

I am at 207 souls

[gloomy lance]

how does it feel knowing that 207 souls are waiting for your death to actively hunt you down

[outer minnow]

Euphoric

[lyric junco]

sounds like real life

[white frost]

I'm awake

😱

[gloomy lance]

omygosh

whats up mike

[white frost]

hello

I randomly woke up idk

[gloomy lance]

you slept for like 4 hours

i havent slept since

[white frost]

I slept at 6

[gloomy lance]

7:00 pm yesterday

[white frost]

Then woke up at 10

I'm cooked

[gloomy lance]

exaxtly

[lyric junco]

remeber to eat off a toddler's face for your nourishment

[white frost]

what..

[atomic stump]

I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING

[white frost]

nothing

[lyric junco]

monkey reference

[white frost]

Go to sleep bro

[atomic stump]

If you cut off someones head and hold it and try to equip it itll look like your eating the head

[gloomy lance]

im too sleepy to sleep

[sharp orchid]

what a crushing moment

[white frost]

oh dude

💔

[white frost]

Your clips is too laggy GRAH!

[outer minnow]

I don’t eat poor people, I just kill them

[atomic stump]

But look how nummy he is @outer minnow

[white frost]

nummy?

[outer minnow]

If you’re gonna eat someone, eat a rich person, they taste better

[white frost]

Exactly

Now go to sleep

[atomic stump]

Nooo

Eat all of them

[outer minnow]

I have a sophisticated palette of only eating rich people

I am a lord, I will only eat other lords, eating the poor people is beneath me

[atomic stump]

Im not a lord yet

[outer minnow]

Nice spin kill

[humble bloom]

Most ethical lord

[sharp orchid]

man tell that to the baron

[outer minnow]

Yep, I just kill poor people, as is my right

[outer minnow]

I can’t, I ate him

[lyric junco]

do not underestimate your opponents

[shell forge]

The Pauper's wooden arsenal seems better suited for sobering the drunk patron without committing accidental murder

[outer minnow]

Yep, overestimate them, bring your strongest weapons to have the easiest time preparing them for dinner

[outer minnow]

You can kill him and drag his body to the end

[lyric junco]

i always bring up my backup artillery for every riot

[outer minnow]

I always just cut his head off and picked it and and put it in front of his door

[lyric junco]

cutie....

[white frost]

excuse me what

[outer minnow]

Exactly

[lyric junco]

wait is it gangrene or does my willie have painted nails

[shell forge]

That ain't inhumantly cruel though

[sharp orchid]

fell down and skewerd me and my opponent

[atomic stump]

Did I punish him enough for touching me

[outer minnow]

I like riots

[gloomy lance]

hi chat im finally back on my pc

[gloomy lance]

what shall i do first on the ea

[atomic stump]

Eat a poor person

[white frost]

Brawl

[supple grotto]

Kill a man ritualisticly with a knife

[atomic stump]

Cinema

[lyric junco]

remove your panzu

[shell forge]

I wrongly assumed that inebriation would make it easier for an amputee to recognize a weapon as his own arm

[white frost]

Top 3 decisions of all time

LOL

[atomic stump]

DAMNIT I FOUND A CROSSBOW ON THE FOREST MAP THEN I LOST IT AND NOW I CANT FIND IT AGAIN

[atomic stump]

Truth

[outer minnow]

They’re pretty common on the forest

Nowhere else tho

[outer minnow]

You’ll be fine, you have to exit the level with it in hand

[atomic stump]

Yeah but I already left

So now i gotta get another one

[outer minnow]

You’ll find more

[atomic stump]

But i cant see at night

I died 13 souls want revenge 3 are already gone

[shut gale]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-hentschel-scream-orb-gif-3622480610085550666

[outer minnow]

rip

[shut gale]

i wish stabbing and slashing wasn't so jank bruh 💔

[main orbit]

this is your current POV how fucked are you 1-10

[outer minnow]

Perfectly fine, 1

Just kick him in the shins

[outer minnow]

Also he has a sword, he’s worse off

[white frost]

1

https://c.tenor.com/J5BP4_bh7SoAAAAC/tenor.gif

[atomic stump]

Restocking the shop was such a good idea I got a sword from it i love my sword

[main orbit]

you have a dagger

[outer minnow]

Yes, it’s better against armor than a sword is

Since you can grapple him to the ground and slip the dagger between the plates in his armpit

[white frost]

shit

this was before it actually had an official grip

LOL

[outer minnow]

Sick

[atomic stump]

Also uh how do you use the HSE on HSEA

[white frost]

no idea

[atomic stump]

Thanks for the help

#whyiloveswords

[white frost]

what happened to jake

[atomic stump]

Three one shots in a row

[atomic stump]

Wdym

[lyric junco]

he is jakeing off

[white frost]

hes gone from the server

🤔

[white frost]

?!

[atomic stump]

Who is jake

[plush hornet]

whens mac support

[atomic stump]

14 years

[white frost]

a few thousand years idk

[plush hornet]

fah

[atomic stump]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[gloomy bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkRbt1a3Gqk rt blood pools in blade and sorcery before halfsword?

[shell forge]

These guys are real babies sometimes. Tapping out over a simple wood splinter

[outer minnow]

I know right, I made a guy half the man he used to be, he didn’t wanna fight anymore after that

[sharp orchid]

must have gotten banned or smthn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[white frost]

i mean the last thing he said was uhh

yk

[sharp orchid]

maybe he left

idk

[white frost]

yeah probably

he did say sum uh

[soft osprey]

Oh him? He got

[white frost]

yeah what happened

[soft osprey]

He

Crazy stuff

Aint it

[soft osprey]

Nah but fr

Bro reached his warning limit. He’ll be back eventually

[sharp orchid]

makin somestraight bullshit right here

[lyric junco]

there is a limit?

[atomic stump]

I feel like he has seen some things

[soft osprey]

Yeah ofc, if you don’t learn the first few times ur a loser

But we still let you back after

[white frost]

i mean

[soft osprey]

But if you reach it again then ur a loser

[white frost]

he did say sum before he left which i saw

[soft osprey]

Forever

[sharp orchid]

whats the limit?

[soft osprey]

3

[shell forge]

Let it be known that the Pauper is a charitable man, willing to lend his arms to those lacking in arms.

[worn drum]

Still no update?

[soft osprey]

Oh you didn’t get it? I guess you were on the “no update list”

[white frost]

you want some free screenshots while u wait

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-scroll-ohio-speed

[white frost]

idk why i keep doing this but okay

[worn drum]

lmfaooo

[tough hollow]

sho;der tpss

[gloomy lance]

i did none of the above but i did shoto someone in the eye

[atomic stump]

I missed my kill hit :(

[main orbit]

DANIEL LARSON????????

[atomic stump]

Whose that

[main orbit]

HOLY SHIT

[tough hollow]

guy from fortnite]

[main orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-larson-danderson-daniellarson-daniel-larson-gif-5571104466458878430

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-randy-orton-big-show-l2QDVu1mZXxUw6K2Y

is it possible to do an RKO ingame

https://tenor.com/view/macan-laugh-ketawa-tiger-laughing-gif-166321330838718518

[tough hollow]

yes

[atomic stump]

Kinda cinematic ngl? Put one of those like cinematic filters with some black bars and you have a scene from a actiom movie ngl

[tough hollow]

npc lowk powerbombed me

[white frost]

looks cool

[white frost]

DUDE

LMAO

[atomic stump]

Thank you MonkeyMike you are always supportive of me

[main orbit]

27 y/o btw no drugs

[white frost]

*Supportive of everyone

https://tenor.com/view/luigiexe-scaryluigi-gif-7719236907921770176

[atomic stump]

Yes but when you show it to me It is more special

Because im more special

[white frost]

i forgot if your not careful NPC's do like wrestling shit to you

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-flight-flight-reacts-there's-no-limit-there's-no-limit-to-the-larp-gif-7853161908269230264

[tough hollow]

ye

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/nino-brown-meme-gif-12573636828218859098

[tough hollow]

i got judo tripped by an npc one time

let me find

[sharp orchid]

i got fucking suplexed by a zombie once

[tough hollow]

thisone

[white frost]

an npc threw me off the slums

[atomic stump]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-gif-15631069078490114993

[shell forge]

The Pauper wins his first tourney. In due time, he shall meet his brother.

[tough hollow]

they always drag me down

[tough hollow]

howd you even get up there

[white frost]

LOL

i forgot i can technically jump really high in the abyss

[outer minnow]

E

[sharp orchid]

i jumprf

[tough hollow]

i see

this happened also

[white frost]

he just countered your ass

[tough hollow]

he did

oka last one

npc was a master of kungfu for somereason

[white frost]

This happened to me several times

[gloomy lance]

i saw the toothbrush video

eugh

[gloomy lance]

i think he knows judo

[tough hollow]

ye

[atomic stump]

Do I have to buy arrows for the crossbow

and how do I

[tough hollow]

no

auto refill quiver after ever game

[atomic stump]

Do i automatically have a quiver?

[tough hollow]

no

find in forest

[atomic stump]

Where in forest

[tough hollow]

near where u cross crossbow

[atomic stump]

Ok ty

[shell forge]

The drunkard really didn't like my attempt to sober him up

[tough hollow]

was your attempt skinning him alive?

[shell forge]

Wood splinters

[white frost]

me and this man will have a peaceful conversation

Hopefully nothing goes wrong

[atomic stump]

Fuck you for grappling me

[tough hollow]

nothing wrong with a smidge of handfighting

[white frost]

HE FLIPPED ALL THE CHAIRS

[molten echo]

what the fuck is that

[sharp orchid]

walls

[atomic stump]

I think he wants more

[tough hollow]

im not sure

[white frost]

New halfsword map

[white frost]

Nah he's good

Trust

[sharp orchid]

guess what its gonna be

[tough hollow]

chesgburgre?\

[sharp orchid]

yep

[tough hollow]

im a friggin genius

[atomic stump]

He needs more

And this is why my good fellow sires, I bring a sword

[eager locust]

tried to kill a merc with warstaff, champion has one too, EZ

[tough hollow]

i see why

[eager locust]

Bruh why are my items merging together

[shell forge]

I think this champion might be a vampire.

[tough hollow]

i think he might be dead

[sharp orchid]

looks like its working

[shell forge]

Legend has it that vampires die to a wooden stake through their heart. This regular guy tanked it just fine

[tough hollow]

its becaause of his indominable human spirit

[tough hollow]

vampires dont have that

becuase their fampiuirwas

[tough hollow]

clever

[molten echo]

why does he look like he aged 88 years

[tough hollow]

because hes bleeding internally

[shell forge]

https://youtu.be/HgbPzKp12Cc?si=GlNeIvWYPoXEi0cJ&t=9

[sharp orchid]

dark

[atomic stump]

I put a bunch of fliters on it

I hit him in the face

[molten echo]

Off topic real quick is that the Sabaton S or am I high as fuck rn?

[atomic stump]

It is! Im glad you recongized it! I love sabaton

[molten echo]

YOOO awesomeee

Same I love Sabaton so much

[atomic stump]

You are now my 6th favorite person here

[tough hollow]

wos top 5\

[molten echo]

hehe

[atomic stump]

Clueless (Father #1), Militus (Father #2), Johnlongsword (Father #3), Some random guy that had same music taste (Father #4), and MonkeyMike

[atomic stump]

Yessss

[tough hollow]

your just going to gloss over spongebobgenius54

outrageous

[atomic stump]

I plan to see them in november when they come to my city

[tough hollow]

@formal patio

[atomic stump]

I do not know who he is

[molten echo]

God I'd love to see them live

[soft osprey]

Hes spongebobgenius54, it says it right there. Wdym you don’t know who he is

[atomic stump]

I dont have a rideeee im trying to convince my family to bring me

[atomic stump]

👁️👄👁️

[molten echo]

The only band I've seen is Imagine Dragons in Paris, and I loved it (Especially since the day I went wasn't even planned on their side, they just did it)

[sharp orchid]

the temptation here to say it

[molten echo]

Here's something I bought to remember it

[atomic stump]

I've only gone to a J.I.D concert

[molten echo]

One armed Willie vs Knight

[tough hollow]

he got that

[molten echo]

I only know that from Enemy

[atomic stump]

He is so good

[white frost]

one armed willie will win

[molten echo]

bye bye fingers

[atomic stump]

I JUST GOT MY FIRST KILL WITH THE CROSSBOW YAYYYYY

[eager locust]

My cuirass disappeared

After modifying it at the armor guy

Wtf

[atomic stump]

Is this heart or lung?

Like where the bolt is

[molten echo]

think that's the heart

[soft osprey]

Well definitely hitting the lung either way at that angle

[molten echo]

that looks like the heart

[atomic stump]

Dude he stayed alive

He didnt die

He was alive

Thats crazu

Crazy

[soft osprey]

Bro just because you’re weak doesnt mean everyone else is

[atomic stump]

Also thanks for that im stealing this

[atomic stump]

👁️👄👁️

[molten echo]

wait what-

[atomic stump]

So I know what all my chest shots are

I need to know placements of organs

[molten echo]

oh

[atomic stump]

What did you think i was taking it for?

[molten echo]

dw about it 👀

[atomic stump]

Hmmm

Dont yell at me for missing my shot im still trying to get used to the crossbow

[sharp orchid]

WHY DID YOU MISS THE SHOT???

[molten echo]

you guys playing the EA makes ME wanna get it as well

I managed to get the demo running fine

why does that look like a sumo ring

[atomic stump]

It kinda is

[molten echo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-win-sumo-SWByxnpzY2Zck

[atomic stump]

Is this loading for you?

Its not for me

[molten echo]

Not loading

Well it is loading on my phone but not on my second monitor

[atomic stump]

Fine here you go i made it

Bruh waht

Ok wtv

Js go onto your phone to see it

[sharp orchid]

current state of my newest map

i gotta optimize ts

😭

[molten echo]

Juicy

[molten echo]

What in the backroo- wait...

[atomic stump]

That shit hit the top of both lungs my god

[sharp orchid]

fym it IS the backrooms

or rather a work in progress of one

[magic lintel]

bro

why is the game exploding my pc

holy lag

[tough hollow]

try

mutars

[magic lintel]

they need to add really low graphics setting

also the lighting is bugged for me

[molten echo]

Bro my PC is shit and I still managed to make the demo run fine

The EA shouldn't be a problem if I can do that

[tough hollow]

EA IS A PROBLEM

[magic lintel]

the demo for me is fine but the game the full game i bought breaks my pc

[tough hollow]

EA NOTHING LIKE DEMO

[magic lintel]

as soon as i press any mode my pc lags so hard

i thought it said the minimum was 8 gb ram

i have 8 gb

[tough hollow]

demo 120fps

[magic lintel]

why is there fatal error more than demo

[tough hollow]

EA instantanous death

[magic lintel]

demo is just for me it works fine except if i do abyss it crashes as soon as i hit someone

[quaint ingot]

I have 4 and it’s mostly stable other than slums

[magic lintel]

on the full game it was red when i joined a fight and i got fatal error and next time i retry it was yellow??

[tough hollow]

ea fucks with the colorwheel

[magic lintel]

i couldn ot really see anything

[magic lintel]

dude my game was fucked up on the full game

495 baht for nothing

[tough hollow]

min is 3000

[molten echo]

that shit HAS to hurt

[tough hollow]

im lying

[atomic stump]

I have no idea how im still alive

[sharp orchid]

performance work on the map

[sharp orchid]

shits giving me about 20 more fps than normal

[molten echo]

imagine if I shoved that sword in his throat

I wonder if I can make that happen actually...

[sand herald]

Throwing

[tough hollow]

when will you do johngrapplesword

[sand herald]

i dunno, i haven't tried it yet

[molten echo]

surely he's fine right?

right?

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480340731808972981/MedalTVHalfSword20260308185936537-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[dawn holly]

Man I really miss these doublets

And hosen

[molten echo]

Smile!

[shell forge]

I think we found out why Willie has disappeared from Half Sword

[tough hollow]

interesting leg attacks

[frank rose]

what is it then

[molten echo]

hey guys!

Iron man hand

[shell forge]

Nightfall got to him

[molten echo]

what about me?

[frank rose]

oh

took you long enough

[safe rain]

Execution

[safe halo]

he got stabby stabby

[safe rain]

I wonder what will get in first in Half sword

Roman Weapons

Or Dinasty Weapons

[safe halo]

a bazooka

rip my granny

[safe rain]

Mmmmmmmm actually...

Man If only I knew how to model things into Half sword

I would be making literally anything

Heck

Maybe even model up the entire Borealis ship

[safe halo]

sub way sandwich sword!!!

would go so hard

or hot dog

[safe rain]

Hot sword

Or half d-

[safe halo]

nunchucks

[safe rain]

Flail with reduced handler

[safe halo]

we got a flail, just need a smaller one fr

[safe rain]

Indeed

Only ovrs amory can Do that kinda

Ama try that later

[safe halo]

reallll

(what level do i need to be to acceess vc chat btw? x.x)

[safe rain]

Level 3

Its not so hard

Chat here

Chat there

Spam memes

All done

[tough hollow]

tung tung

[safe halo]

reeeeeeee

thats 300 messaages i think

[safe rain]

A little bit less

[safe rain]

Off with His Head

[safe rain]

Bonk

[safe rain]

Fortnite will sue US now

[safe rain]

Who broke willie out of the simulation

[molten echo]

smile for the camera!

[plucky lake]

bro killed his creators

[safe rain]

Darn, now who is going to optimize everything

[safe rain]

Mmmm now that I see it twice, did you made a different cut or same one twice?

[molten echo]

different

I always do this whenever I take off his mouth

[safe rain]

Mmmmm

Seems like

Part of the optimization issue

Is pre-made models being loaded all the time

[safe rain]

Different cuts, same injury

Its a pre-made Damaged Head!

Mmmm so that explains why is it so laggy

[tough hollow]

buhger?

[safe rain]

Double burger please

[tough hollow]

NO

[safe rain]

Mmm

Double cheese

Ill have Two number 9

[molten echo]

might've seen this one

[tough hollow]

smile willie

i concur

[molten echo]

willie the smiley

[safe rain]

Indeed, the mouth damage is pre made

Do i wonder

[safe rain]

Why with the same system un the demo is having issues in ea

[safe rain]

He is no mor

[molten echo]

I took out his eyeball

[safe rain]

Looks like he is torched

[shell forge]

. . . is it bad that I wanna see champions attempt biting if they are disarmed?

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161208006504099902/1473384072091930877/image0.gif

[molten echo]

hmmm... Listening to Odoru Ponpokorin while brutally murdering Willie is an interesting combo

[safe rain]

Depends, its either a funny move before they are gone or an instakill to your head

[molten echo]

Terrible parry

[safe halo]

Arm us now cut off

Is*

[molten echo]

mmm what a good way to die to your own weapon

[shell forge]

Save edited pickaxe >>>>>>>> in-game pickaxe

[tidal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/da-jokah-baby-deez-scaws-jokah-baby-wanna-know-how-i-got-deez-scaaws-gif-16146906

[shell forge]

Was worried that he was a vampire. Still, that was a rather flaccid finish

[shell helm]

Did anyone here know you can kill the drunkard and drag his corpse to the other end on that other errand?

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-reaction-meme-funny-buckspendragon-silly-horse-gif-6816786761796475436

yep

[shell forge]

What matter of creature is the Drunkard? Cuz I removed his wig and he has stopped moving

[tidal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-spongebob-spongebob-meme-bald-meme-my-eyes-gif-15884625413012851956

Another account hacked ( I am guessing )

[near grotto]

Yup

Man people are getting hacked like its going out of style

[lost rover]

When will we get honeypot channel

Mods work will be less harsh

[near grotto]

Never :(

[frank rose]

general kregg got hacked

https://tenor.com/view/kregg-general-kregg-invincible-gif-17385817980192192541

[near grotto]

Thragg is gonna be pissed

[proud knoll]

halfswording it

[lost rover]

“Hot Viltrumilfs Near Me.com”

[tall sleet]

hi

bye

[lost rover]

Thinking about it where did clueless go

Have i been blind

[frank rose]

your just clueless

[outer minnow]

You can cut his head off to make it faster

[shell forge]

And of course, I make a longsword that's optimized for stabbing vampires

[shell helm]

Speaking of which, I personally like "accidentally" dropping my weapon in which he picks it up which enacts me to retaliate in self defense

[shell forge]

I just break all his limbs. I'll know when he's sober if I hear "For sure! I am at thy mercy!"

[outer minnow]

I just kill him

No need to do any of that extra shit

[white frost]

that one's different

damn

how did he get hacked

💔

[torn anvil]

the demo makes me wanna strangle a kitten ..

[frank rose]

what

[torn anvil]

frustrating

[frank rose]

okay

[outer minnow]

A little off the top

[outer minnow]

You make me wanna strangle you

[frank rose]

not tuff

[outer minnow]

Ok?

Didn't ask?

[frank rose]

not tuff

-50 aura

[outer minnow]

Ew

[torn anvil]

🗿

[autumn basalt]

nice pfp

[rapid pond]

I saw that

[upbeat cloak]

Everyone, I have a stupid question. How do I equip Cuisseses? It says the slot is blocked, even when I have nothing else equipped. Do I need to wear something special to wear them?

[outer minnow]

Can’t have the knee guards on

The cuisses go with greaves only

[torn anvil]

danke

[upbeat cloak]

Ooooh. Right! Is that something I can like... Buy at the Merchant?

[outer minnow]

Buy at some point or steal off of someone you fight or a merc

I recommend the stealing part

More cost effective

[upbeat cloak]

I just bought some as... Well. I have plenty of money, and I still can't equip them. They are the Baron Cuisses by the way.

[outer minnow]

Ah, that makes far more sense

Are you wearing trousers?

[upbeat cloak]

I was, didn't work. I unequiped them, still didn't work

[outer minnow]

Take off everything on your legs

Hosen go under cuisses

[upbeat cloak]

Still doesn't work... Is my character too small maybe?

[outer minnow]

Join voice 1 real quick, do you mind streaming?

Like your screen

[restive barn]

hey chat

[upbeat cloak]

Oh! Sorry, I can't. I am currently calling with my partner...

[upbeat cloak]

hihi

[outer minnow]

Ok

[restive barn]

who will win

[upbeat cloak]

I'll go uh... Take care of. My character in the abyss and make him tall as hell

[outer minnow]

I like blue

[restive barn]

leonhard (left) or karl (right)

[lost rover]

Leonhard

[upbeat cloak]

Leonhard!!!

[outer minnow]

Just wait

[lost rover]

He’s handsome french

[outer minnow]

I have dmed you

[upbeat cloak]

Oh!

[restive barn]

alr lets see

round one: nothing happened, the lances just bounced off their targes

(their shoulder shield)

[lost rover]

What if my guy has a metal targe

[restive barn]

round two: still nothing

boring

again, just more metal targes working

(btw i am repairing their armor after every round for more coolness)

LEONHARD HAS FALLEN @upbeat cloak @lost rover @outer minnow

[upbeat cloak]

NOOOOOOOOOO :C

[restive barn]

stabbed in face

[outer minnow]

Damn, I liked the blue guy

[upbeat cloak]

Nobody had faith in Karl, so he proved himself

[restive barn]

lmao so did i

the blue tabard is really cool

alr imma make more cool knight guys

[frank rose]

wha

[restive barn]

literally everybody voted for leonhard lmao

[frank rose]

rondel man

[restive barn]

i'm doing another knight joust tourney

[frank rose]

how did you make the helmets

[restive barn]

using a bunch of rescaled rods

these rods

[frank rose]

metal rod

[restive barn]

yep and then i rescale them

[frank rose]

i just made this random thing yesterday

it has armor for the upper torso

[lost rover]

Rough frogmouth

Right?

[frank rose]

yea

was trying to create frogmouth

[lost rover]

Should work like it

[restive barn]

ever heard of a phaselink

[frank rose]

what is that

[lost rover]

Oh yeah if you want him to walk youll need to use phase links

Or move in general

[frank rose]

what does it do

[lost rover]

Does ppg have logic gates

[restive barn]

disable collision between two bodies

[restive barn]

yes i think

[lost rover]

Almost noone uses it 😭

[frank rose]

my helmet can be removed and put on again

[lost rover]

It wouldnt really work in jousts mane

If you fight with chrome you need really good armer

[restive barn]

wanna do a jousting fight

only rules

[frank rose]

yes

[restive barn]

you must use that horse contraption that i use

no firearms\

no explosions

[frank rose]

i got it

[lost rover]

You can publish it to workshop or send him as a zip

[restive barn]

and your knight must bear the weight of his armor

[frank rose]

how do i zip a contraption

[restive barn]

and no making shit weightless if you're gonna make it collidable

[lost rover]

Go into the files then extract them into zip

Should be 4 files

[restive barn]

you're allowed to use indestructable cables

oh yeah and don't make your lance bullshitly long

[frank rose]

i found it

[restive barn]

alr now make your knight

[frank rose]

alr

[lost rover]

Mu jaja ja ha

[frank rose]

can i make helmet decorations weightless

[lost rover]

Decor i think yes

If its no collision

[restive barn]

yes if they don't have collision

btw william halvens sworde used a weightless bulletproof cuirass

don't follow in his tracks

[lost rover]

I made it too front heavy 😡

Im making a new guy todays

[restive barn]

his armor is superior in terms of chest armor and lance power but his helmet and bevor are lacking

not cuirass

[frank rose]

imma use a kastenbrust instead

[restive barn]

yeah sure

that'll be pretty effective actually

taking notes

[lost rover]

Continuous is the best physics but kind of laggy

[restive barn]

i'm using dynamic 64 iterations

continuous has lots of bugs

[frank rose]

yeah i use continuous

[restive barn]

for example sometimes the armor will just part

[frank rose]

i still got very good fps

[restive barn]

you have to use the horse contraption i use

william half sword can link it here

[frank rose]

i got it already

its called uh op horse right

[restive barn]

i think

[lost rover]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3083120715

[frank rose]

yeah it is

[lost rover]

There's also an older version that's breakable

Wooden one

But buggy

[frank rose]

how do i make my helmet stop falling off

its very good at stopping blades but it keeps doing that

[lost rover]

Attach a wooden constricting thing i think

Or just attach it to him

[restive barn]

use phase links and rigid cables

can use indestructible if u want

i mean your main focus is to try to get in the armor not really break it

[frank rose]

wait

are mods allowed

i had to use invisible wires and stronger wires mod to create the helmet

[restive barn]

targes and your knight must be attached using destructible cables

[lost rover]

If it's zooi k invis mod

[restive barn]

invisible wires are allowed even i use them, stronger wires no

[lost rover]

I think its okay

[restive barn]

you are allowed to use that auto phase link mod

[frank rose]

can i use indestructible instead

[frank rose]

yeah that

im almost done with my knight

[lost rover]

It's actually gonna work in vanilla too

[restive barn]

only in your knight's armor. no using indestructibles on targes and no using indestructibles for attaching on ur knighjt

[lost rover]

Made by zooi game creator

[restive barn]

that fast???

[lost rover]

Can we see pls

[frank rose]

yeah

making the kastenburst was easy

kastenbrust

[lost rover]

Fact: The latest jousting death isnt in the medieval era rather 2018 in Texas

[restive barn]

can i see

[restive barn]

???

how did that happen

[tidal sapphire]

Being drunk is my bet

[frank rose]

helmet can be removed from the dude

[lost rover]

SCA president John Fulton did not immediately respond to a request for comment from ABC News, but he told The Washington Post, “Something happened with that spear, and he lost control of it or it turned, hit the ground, and as his horse was moving, the tip of it went into him.”

“He got off the horse, took some steps and people noticed he was bleeding,” Fulton told the newspaper.

On his Facebook page, Barclay said his late brother was airlifted to a nearby medical center but died en route.

The Hamilton County coroner's chief administrator, Andrea Hatten, said that the cause and manner of death remain pending.

[frank rose]

the armor is all combined into one contraption

[restive barn]

that is one messy contraption

are u utilising phase links

[lost rover]

What if he gets stabbed in his abdomen

[frank rose]

no i use disable collision button

[restive barn]

use phase links

[frank rose]

i cant extend the armor or i cant use the lance properly

[restive barn]

phase links

[frank rose]

how do i use them

[tough hollow]

Poopie playground

[lost rover]

Slander 😡

[restive barn]

press this icon and connect the link from one object and the other. then these objects won't have collision between them

[frank rose]

does it work with body parts

[restive barn]

yes

[lost rover]

Just 1 makes the thing not collide with the body

[tough hollow]

Phase links are my 2nd worst enemy

[restive barn]

skill issue

[frank rose]

my friend it works

is this low iq or ragebait

[restive barn]

it's called skill issue

[frank rose]

can i use disable collision and phase links together

[tough hollow]

son

[frank rose]

i have to use disable collision for other parts

preparing the horse

[lost rover]

Stab your guy with a lance

Test

[frank rose]

alr

[frank rose]

hard or medium

force

[lost rover]

Any

Save your guy first

Did you save him yet

[frank rose]

ye

[frank rose]

lance deflected and didnt got any injuries

[restive barn]

lemme guess it started bugging

[restive barn]

why does the horse look like that

[frank rose]

next texture

[frank rose]

nah he still ok

it just bounced off

[tough hollow]

His armor is huge

[frank rose]

yes

[tough hollow]

Okay

[frank rose]

alright

[tough hollow]

Indeed

[frank rose]

@restive barn what way should i hold the lance

[restive barn]

any way

btw you

use phjase links bro\

[frank rose]

already

[tough hollow]

I need to start making stuff again

The dude who made the virus took all my contraptions

[frank rose]

i didnt got my contraptions deleted

you are unlucky

[tough hollow]

it was with a certain workshop mod

[frank rose]

fps plus

yes

[restive barn]

english coat of arms

kinda

[lost rover]

Kittycat legion

[frank rose]

alright im done with the armor

[restive barn]

send me

[frank rose]

it will be ready in 1 minute

[covert forge]

people playground in this day and age

[lost rover]

What are you talking about it has 6k players on (5999 russian)

[covert forge]

didnt malware or something spread on there

[gilded veldt]

wow halfsword is looking great this time of year

[lost rover]

Fixed

[tough hollow]

Ye

[gilded veldt]

they patched that

[covert forge]

i remember playing the mp mod

[tough hollow]

only deleted contraptions I’m pretty sure though

[covert forge]

that was awesome

[restive barn]

the what

[gilded veldt]

and achievements

[tough hollow]

dang

[covert forge]

its in beta

from the last time i played

[restive barn]

whats mp

[gilded veldt]

multiplayer

[frank rose]

melon playground

[restive barn]

ohhh

[covert forge]

people play together

[frank rose]

oh yea

[ancient needle]

quick questtion are you suposed to be able to crack helmets

[gilded veldt]

no they stopped working on it, it got leaked and it hasnt been updated since

[frank rose]

ofc

[outer minnow]

?

[ancient needle]

alr thanks

[tough hollow]

[covert forge]

https://tenor.com/view/chimutan-chicken-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-15173158631897442446

[gilded veldt]

im not

[restive barn]

who will win

magnus or johann

[gilded veldt]

bjorn

[outer minnow]

Blue

[restive barn]

whos that

[tough hollow]

Bignlw

[restive barn]

who's bjorn

[gilded veldt]

yeah he’s right there

[molten echo]

uhhh

isn't this channel for HS only? why is ppg here?

[restive barn]

who tf is bear

[gilded veldt]

nerd

[restive barn]

😔

[frank rose]

please

[outer minnow]

Cause people wanted to post about it

[restive barn]

who will win\

[restive barn]

d

magnus or johann

[lost rover]

Johann

[frank rose]

johann

[restive barn]

alr

[outer minnow]

Blue

[restive barn]

1 for magnus 2 for johann

[frank rose]

he has the lance at the higher angle

[molten echo]

but uhhh....

[outer minnow]

Yep

[frank rose]

it doesnt really matter does it

[outer minnow]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[restive barn]

johann lost

[frank rose]

doh

[restive barn]

shitty ass targe

[outer minnow]

Was blue magnus?

[restive barn]

should've invested in a better helm

[restive barn]

blue was johann

red was magnus

[outer minnow]

Cool

[restive barn]

historically inaccurate names but idc

[outer minnow]

I assumed blue was magnus because of Magnus the Red having blue colors in his legion in Warhammer 40k

[tough hollow]

horns won

Ticle

Horse

[outer minnow]

Did you have a stroke?

[tough hollow]

yes

[gilded veldt]

which one was bjorn

[restive barn]

yup he got impaled and is now bleeding out

[gilded veldt]

was it purple

[restive barn]

you tell me

[gilded veldt]

well i know he was there but maybe he wasnt

[lost rover]

I'm making a knight can someone draw a concept

My old one was bad

[restive barn]

google knight

[restive barn]

ye his armor was too thin

[frank rose]

how do i stop from falling from the horse

[restive barn]

strap him on

[gilded veldt]

he said he was a color beyond comprehension so maybe he’s still there

[tough hollow]

Tape him

[lost rover]

Pls draw stickman knight for me

So i can take inspo

[restive barn]

nein

[restive barn]

this is cool but i can only imagine how heavy that'll be lmao

[tough hollow]

Search up knight side profile

[restive barn]

a rule is that your knight must be able to bear the weight of his armor

[outer minnow]

I made that for a dnd character

He’s fine

[frank rose]

not a concept but a historical one https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stech-_und_Rennzeug

[lost rover]

I'm making a hussar

[tough hollow]

Shoulder pieces 50%of the weight

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-gif-5089711

[gilded veldt]

well not ALL of us can wear anvils on each limb…

[tough hollow]

Frogmouth tuff

[outer minnow]

Ah

So

That’s all fur

[lost rover]

I'm making hussar

[frank rose]

this instead

[restive barn]

frogmouth helm is really good

really protective

[frank rose]

ye

[gilded veldt]

i dont know much about medieval armor but i know saying that you like ANY helmet will cause someone to geek out about it being “weighty and bad for protection”

[tough hollow]

He look goofy

[frank rose]

weird schaller

[outer minnow]

Mostly fur

[lost rover]

Potbelly

[restive barn]

frogmouth helm is weighty but it's good for protection in jousting

[outer minnow]

Mostly fur

[frank rose]

ist kastenburst

[lost rover]

I know

He mustve drank lots of liquid bread

[lost rover]

Made to fit the long potbellt he has

[restive barn]

magnus off horse

[rapid pond]

Halfer sword

[restive barn]

very heavy armor

[tough hollow]

Is he super slow

[restive barn]

he's gonna stumble

[lost rover]

My great grandpa's with tung now (he died when i was 2 i never met him)

[tough hollow]

5 reactions revive grandpa 👴

[lost rover]

5 reactions for tung to give me reboot card

[restive barn]

alr @frank rose send me ur knight if youre done

[lost rover]

Zip it and send him in dm

[frank rose]

alr

[frank rose]

how do i make zip

[tough hollow]

I fogot

[tough hollow]

Chromearoni and cheese how many hours do you have

On poopie playground

[gilded veldt]

wheres bjorn off horse

[frank rose]

@restive barn do make this zip

do i make this zip

[restive barn]

1241 hours

[restive barn]

yes

[restive barn]

1241.8 hours

on halfsword demo i have 1600 hours

[tough hollow]

Otay

I have 619 on the demo

And 1663 on poopie

[frank rose]

sent in dms

[lost rover]

I'm not making the hussar now

I'm making an earl

[tough hollow]

I wanna make some militia dudes

[restive barn]

make a knight that can beat mine

[frank rose]

are you done now

[tough hollow]

okay I’ll try tomorrow

[restive barn]

wtf

corrupted

[frank rose]

a

[tough hollow]

It sleepy time for me

[frank rose]

jesus

[tough hollow]

Corruption is my 1st worst enemy

[restive barn]

try disabling all your mods

[frank rose]

alright

[frank rose]

should i save it again

[tough hollow]

Yes

actually idk

[restive barn]

uhh

i think

[lost rover]

Disable mods then use the thingy

[tough hollow]

I’m try to make a dude like this guy

[lost rover]

Hussar

[tough hollow]

Yea I just searched up hussar

He has ultra city boy aura though

[frank rose]

done

[restive barn]

send

[frank rose]

done also

[frank rose]

what are you doing

wake up

[frank rose]

wake up chrome

[white frost]

he died bro

he had a heart attack and blew up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110482569910308935/1264448028392030299/caption.gif

[frank rose]

oh my gd

god

uh oh

[tough hollow]

He’s with triple T now

[white frost]

https://c.tenor.com/J5BP4_bh7SoAAAAC/tenor.gif

[tough hollow]

Bruh where the fuck he get that

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461696931104559242/willie_shush.gif

why is most of the game seers active..?

is something about to come up??!!

https://tenor.com/view/heyselcuk-wtf-gif-16731207123255831663

[tough hollow]

They’re betting on illegal Willie tournaments on kalshie right now

[white frost]

are we fr

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[white frost]

thank you im saving this image

[tough hollow]

Your welcome citizen

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/chrisean-jr-chrisean-jr-first-steps-baby-dancing-orange-justice-gif-3808876909033559539

[restive barn]

they're making sure i don't leak anything again

[white frost]

hi welcome back

[eternal scaffold]

I mean if you play unturned you probably don't have any moral compass

[white frost]

oh

[limber imp]

it happens, almost all of game seer and half sword games were online recently and nothing happened

[restive barn]

luke's gun mod

lmao ts dude bra is asleep now

[white frost]

oh

[restive barn]

nothings happening

so as wonderbeast

[white frost]

probably shows how i desperate i am for an update atp LOL

[limber imp]

you get used to it

[white frost]

that im making theories the moment mcwonder is online or game seer's are online suddenly

[limber imp]

if you see ꮇꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ is typing... in announcements then thats an update

[restive barn]

why are the game seers literally never online

[white frost]

yeah im waiting for that

[limber imp]

pierrot is lol

yall saw that

[restive barn]

messages from this random game seer

[white frost]

im checking #updates and #announcements every 8 hours

😭

Im waiting for the giant cube to start moving

[restive barn]

nothing from bra

[limber imp]

i wont diss game seer cause without them we wouldn't get half sword

[restive barn]

pierrot is by far the most active game seer

[restive barn]

not dissing them but they're barely ever active lmao