halfsword-chat-⚔

[gloomy lance]

if you get into their inner circle when they have a long ranged weapon its practically over

[white frost]

bucket

[gloomy lance]

i do that except with barrels

its hilarious watching them squirm underneath the crushing weight of the barrel whenever i slam it onto them

haha

[white frost]

i use the small ones

the big ones just fling me across the room for some reason

[gloomy lance]

lay them down them pick them up how donkey kong picks thme up

not like while their upright

when their toppled over

[white frost]

still flung me across the room

[gloomy lance]

uh

well

[near garnet]

Just eat the barrel

[white frost]

and uh

one time it actually got me killed

[gloomy lance]

why didnt i think about that

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creation-tyler-the-creator-child-kid-son-gif-8121086759220539515

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[proud mason]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-who-is-this-yFnd80hiHQyEvNcmGd

[white frost]

you killed him at the end

LOL

[rapid pond]

mean feets

[white frost]

he missed it

[gloomy lance]

if enemy team swaps in triple t ur already o din din din done

[rapid pond]

i'm a bufoon

[eager locust]

Guys what's after peasant tier?

[gloomy lance]

commoner

[rapid pond]

i love me those quick neck stabs

[tired prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314922188423430178/1490884340492669090/judy-hopps-roblox-stack.gif

[rapid pond]

i dub this one joker face

[wanton seal]

kill

[gloomy lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873282359074627585/1361409959522472026/togif-3.gif

[dim bison]

why did they lowk higkkirkenuinely forgot about the game

[white frost]

nice

[rapid pond]

shut

[wanton seal]

its not a live service title

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[dim bison]

yea mate, i think this state of the game and totally does not need any further improvements/content additions?

[rapid pond]

little bit of violence

[wanton seal]

you are going into my stomach

[shut gale]

is... he dead yet..?

[dim bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-bro-just-typing-shit-gif-18336060238854257551

[rapid pond]

i'm gonna do this to you for no reasons other than funny factor

[white frost]

@rapid pond i forgot heres like the tutorial map

[dim bison]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-judy-hopps-charlie-kirk-charlie-gif-5498053442313344961

[rapid pond]

yea i was there when that got shown, quite interesting

[dim bison]

i use arch btw

[tired prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314922188423430178/1490884340492669090/judy-hopps-roblox-stack.gif

[gloomy lance]

dude delete that that's private

[rapid pond]

one of my best glory kills yet and i'm putting your name on it

[white frost]

yeahhh the tutorial has alot to show

[gloomy lance]

why r u sending pics of me

[dim bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chrisean-jr-chrisean-jr-first-steps-baby-dancing-orange-justice-gif-3808876909033559539

[rapid pond]

i wanna play that "burn the bodies" is interesting

[white frost]

BURNING BODIES IN HALFSWORD???

HELL YEAH!!

[gloomy lance]

mike

[white frost]

WE CAN PROBABLY LIGHT SHIT ON FIRE SOON

[gloomy lance]

did i already show u my dropkick clip

[rapid pond]

"threow"

[white frost]

nah

cool image of the narrow passage

[gloomy lance]

it would be beautiful if we could throw a burning barrel at enemy npc

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[dim bison]

https://tenor.com/view/rakai-kai-cenat-dumbass-reading-book-gif-16028030557991390744

[rapid pond]

that was TOTALLY NOT accidentally leaked by our dear wonderbeast

dont kill me wonder :3

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-gif-21214689

[white frost]

we can also destroy pottery

would be cool to smash a vase into someone's head

[dim bison]

urm, but i use arch btw

[rapid pond]

i really want to be able to finnaly kill that asshole that is the fence dummy

[gloomy lance]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lZ0qXpaFS417TKQQj?invite=cr-MSxPZG8sNDg2NjYyMjM4 i then proceeded to transform into prime paddy pimblett

[tired prism]

what

[rapid pond]

yaaar

[white frost]

this is 2 minutes

MAN

[dim bison]

heh... of course you windowslop users wouldnt understand.... we redditor arch users stand on top without spyware heh......

[gloomy lance]

idfk why it doesnt show the trimmed clip

but it's at 0:37

0:33 to see the full thing ig

[white frost]

i saw it

that was sick

[gloomy lance]

it really was

i wish i was as geeked rn as i was before

[white frost]

heard from luke you can also throw rocks

[rapid pond]

Dropkicking IS possible

[tired prism]

right

[gloomy lance]

guess my favorite type of kick wrong answers only

[rapid pond]

leg shots

[formal chasm]

people who post kicks and MLG moves need to be banned

[gloomy lance]

but why

they're so awesome

[dim bison]

left

[formal chasm]

oooh a 720 spin kick!!!!(the guy got knocked out)

fuckin fortnite spawn

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-monkey-worried-monkey-gif-5992280527583416561

[rapid pond]

i also LOVE that clip of mine

[spark axle]

I'm already on the verge of making a full pirate themed modpack, dont tempt me

[white frost]

ITS THE MUSIC

[gloomy lance]

yea it's only awesome if the enemy willie gets knocked

[white frost]

YO

[rapid pond]

wha ?

[dim bison]

song is like 500 years old

still relevant

[rapid pond]

is it because i'm kinda in rythm

[white frost]

nah i just love the music in the clip

[white frost]

you gotta like throw them out like this

[rapid pond]

imma try brb

[white frost]

1 penny if u can throw it higher than i did

[gloomy lance]

mike

do u have tiktok

[white frost]

yes

[gloomy lance]

check dms

[gloomy lance]

where tf did msm come from

whats your weight btw in game

[white frost]

97

kg

[gloomy lance]

my goodness

im at 93 and all i can do is slam them into pillars

[white frost]

yeah uh dont worry

once u get 97 u can start pulling shit off like what i do

LOL

[gloomy lance]

ahh

alright

let me grind a little

[naive granite]

cinematic

[gloomy lance]

i genuinely cannot believe i lost to an npc that accidentally let go of his axe

and the axe got stuck in my stomach

[rapid pond]

I suck at this

[rapid pond]

thats the funniest imo

[young ledge]

ADD FOOTSTEPS TO THE ABYSS

DAY 100 OF ASKING

[rapid pond]

please no

my ears

[young ledge]

sick of cunts fucking sneaking up on me whilst im occupied in stealth and ending my run

[white frost]

YOU ALMOST DID IT

😭

AT THIS ONE

technically you had him by the stomach

[rapid pond]

i prefer grappling

[rapid pond]

I find slamming people very hard to do

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1492988550143152258/haveyoutriedHalfSwordchat.gif

[white frost]

hmmm

its pretty simple but okay

[rapid pond]

i'm bad at it :3

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[soft osprey]

You should actually not let them sneak up on you, it could help

Maybe

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951387036512837682/1291313957268623401/caption.gif

[wind charm]

https://c.tenor.com/J5BP4_bh7SoAAAAC/tenor.gif

[twilit escarp]

i fucking love the partisan

[white frost]

what if the update came out right now

🤔

🤔

[near garnet]

That’s it IM delaying the update for 500 years

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/heyselcuk-wtf-gif-16731207123255831663

[sharp orchid]

i'm 500 years i can confirm hes delaying the update

[white frost]

Your are "500 years"?

[sharp orchid]

yeah bro i'm literally the interval of time of 500 years

[white frost]

Shit

how long is he delaying the update

[sharp orchid]

me

[white frost]

what

oh

genuinely i need something new

like shoving someone's head down here or smth idk

[sharp orchid]

this reminds me of something sombody once told me

[rapid pond]

i'm eagerly waiting for the narrow passage and pit, i wanna dunk on the enemy

and MAYYYYYBE do outrageous designs with the coat of arms creator

[soft osprey]

No it doesn’t

[white frost]

whatchu gonna design bro

😭

[white frost]

The traps might be in the east tower

there are crayfish at the door entrance anyways ig

[rapid pond]

I like germany

SO

JOKES ASIDE

[near garnet]

Tung tung

[rapid pond]

probably gonna do some stupid drawings

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-sonic-wave-wave-happy-fun-gif-12974962265828363372

[rapid pond]

like the KCD thing using a trombone out of it's ass or sum

[white frost]

hopefully we can open this soon or smth

still genuinely confused what creature am i looking at

this cabinet thing idk

[soft osprey]

Thats very obviously a

[white frost]

a what

[sharp orchid]

a

[white frost]

damn

[white frost]

seriously what type of creature of this

😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-this-he-she-ah33NGwdLWGAJEtpnF

[rapid pond]

someone probably saw a centipede

[white frost]

as a human?

shit!

[gloomy lance]

did you guys know you can put severed heads into the hanging cauldrons in the cellar map

[soft osprey]

No but really it’s clearly a scorpion lizard monster thing

[rapid pond]

idk what medieval artist where on at that tim

everything HAD to look human for some reasons

[white frost]

idk people back then depicting animals in the medieval ages were weird

u got this one

which is an alligator swallowing a human

[gloomy lance]

an alligator?

that looks like a pig

mixed with a dragon

and an alligator

i say dragon because of the snout

[white frost]

not sure why horses were like this

[gloomy lance]

and the pig because of the weird nose shape

[gloomy lance]

why is it shaped like an egg

the medieval artists were on crack bro

[white frost]

heres their depiction of the lion

[gloomy lance]

wtf

[soft osprey]

Medieval artist have totally seen real horses before. They were definitely totally not just a myth

[tacit grove]

"yeah ive seen a horse"

[white frost]

also why are the depiction of medieval battles genuinely cursed

u got this one

[sharp orchid]

they didnt even need the ladder they could have just stepped over ts

[white frost]

this one also

and this one

[naive granite]

why does medieval life looks so fun

[white frost]

NO IT DOESNT

😭

[naive granite]

being a knight is cool

[white frost]

IN REALITY ITS ACTUALLY SHIT

[naive granite]

there is no denying that

[white frost]

yeah being a knight is cool ig

[gloomy lance]

did you guys know knight armor is actually extremely well made

you can move pretty decently in a suit of armor too

[white frost]

this one is cool actually

[gloomy lance]

the dude hanging himself in the back knowing his kingdom won't wi

win*

thats how i view this piece

[white frost]

compare this to this one

like genuinely why

[naive granite]

why

[gloomy lance]

thats how i imagined myself in the mcdonald's playground

[gloomy lance]

what u gonna feel when an arrow shoots through your thigh

[white frost]

if you get sick or smth your done

[naive granite]

why would a arrow shoot through my thigh

am i in a battle

[gloomy lance]

and your allies are forced to abandon you because the enemy troops are advancing

[gloomy lance]

for the knights at war

[naive granite]

i would probably become a farm hand

[white frost]

medicine back then was actually so shit that people kept believing in like something random just so u can heal

[gloomy lance]

farming life seems nice anc chill tho

[sharp orchid]

you gonna get FIFTEEN diseases working on them fields gng

[white frost]

just make sure you dont end up on a serfdom 💔

[gloomy lance]

also they mixed rat dung with filtered zebra piss as ointments to " heal " injuries

[naive granite]

i dont think dying from diseases wasnt that bad

[white frost]

WHAT IS THIS BRO

[gloomy lance]

i mean idk if they actually did but ik they did crazy shit to make " medicine "

[white frost]

YOU DONT NEED TO BE THAT CLOSE

[sharp orchid]

leeches

[naive granite]

like everything is not pills or antibiotics

[gloomy lance]

that too

[naive granite]

they are originally found in earth

[naive granite]

dont think i would

[white frost]

they prescribed a woodcutter to dry your blood out

[shell forge]

Kind of expected, but the Veteran Boss couldn't even make it to his own tourney

[gloomy lance]

also some idiots thought the cure to a certain disease is rubbing a chicken's butthole on the infected area

i forgot the name

[naive granite]

imagine shit shoveling milking cows and riding horses

doesnt seem that bad

looks pretty chill

[sharp orchid]

those cows dont play gng

[naive granite]

true

[white frost]

honestly that's chill

[gloomy lance]

i would rather do this than go to war dude

[naive granite]

me too

[white frost]

what if U guys were born in frankenburg during the middle ages

[gloomy lance]

im not letting my medieval wife and ten children find out i died by getting my larynx getting slashed and an arrow through my eye

[white frost]

The only thing they depicted Correctly was a bear

💔

[naive granite]

farming life is better than todays life

or i should say cattle life

[gloomy lance]

modern warfare is lowkey boring

[white frost]

true

[gloomy lance]

i would rather see arrows flying through the sky

[white frost]

U got drones flying up killing you instantly

and explosions and guns and allat

We should go back to swords and polearms!!

[gloomy lance]

i would rather shank someone to death than shoot someone to death

also the last kingdom : seven kings must die is such an awesome movie of old britain

there's wessex

what else

uhh

yea wtv

just when britain was split apart

[naive granite]

true

[gloomy lance]

how would you feel if you got insta killed by a sniper

[naive granite]

pretty bad

[gloomy lance]

yea

[white frost]

it's better to die by a sword

[gloomy lance]

i would rather die to 10 arrows stuck in my chest

painful

but

[naive granite]

thats way more painful

[gloomy lance]

yea

[gloomy lance]

insta kills are no skill

[naive granite]

back then there was no social media nothing like that

seems more fun

[gloomy lance]

yea

[naive granite]

always dreamed of a cattle life

[white frost]

shows that u still have courage left inside you

😱

[gloomy lance]

kicking a ball made of leather and wheat inside

[naive granite]

i would love to ride horses

[gloomy lance]

horse riding has to be fun dude

steel ball run haha funny

[main orbit]

I NEED ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE TO SEE THIS

[soft osprey]

Which is funny considering before the americas were discovered, bears didnt exist. They literally weren’t even around until Americans made them

[gloomy lance]

nice job

[white frost]

GOAL!!!!

[sharp orchid]

you cut his head off and then he cut his own head off 😭

[gloomy lance]

why the fuck did it shoot sky high

[white frost]

fr?

[soft osprey]

Yes

[gloomy lance]

what?

i thought bears were around for way longger

[soft osprey]

Im ashamed of you guys

How embarrassing

[mental kelp]

Sir Moai of Lying

[soft osprey]

??

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[gloomy lance]

moai

he's challenging you

sir moai*

please dont execute me

i didnt mean to utter your first name

[soft osprey]

It’s ok but it’s not ok I hate you

[gloomy lance]

ok]

[naive granite]

going to school or having to do a 9 5 doesnt seem that bad in those times too

learn how to read and thats it

[gloomy lance]

anyways what do we think about the last half of this clip
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/muUFGTlTiMbq53vvh?invite=cr-MSwyQzgsNDg2NjYyMjM4&v=153

[soft osprey]

Mf’s cant do that nowadays

[gloomy lance]

do you guys play with the severed limbs too

its really fun trust

[white frost]

yeah

[naive granite]

i have 9 hours of school every day

gets boring after a while

[gloomy lance]

i have 8

[soft osprey]

And Whatd you learn

[white frost]

anyways

[gloomy lance]

we sneak phones into school

[naive granite]

nothing at all

[gloomy lance]

ofcourse we aren't learning shit

😹

[white frost]

Would you guys live here in the medieval ages

[gloomy lance]

fresh air

[naive granite]

you dont force someone to learn 9 different lessons for 9 hours

[gloomy lance]

1000 mosquitoes with dengue

[gloomy lance]

haahh what a life to live

[sharp orchid]

dude i was fast fowarding through this clip and the farther in the video i clicked the worse it got 😭

[gloomy lance]

yea i started playing with his head

[soft osprey]

I went through Highschool, then Started school originally for computer science, then switched to trade school to be a mechanic, now im going to school for welding. DoorDashing is still my highest paid job to date. Education smeducation

[gloomy lance]

beautiful story

im still in school

im gonna be a senior next yr

[white frost]

Actually it would be depressing to live here if you think about it

💔

[gloomy lance]

my famous quote as a senior highschooler would be

[sharp orchid]

the school of 24/7 flashbangs

[soft osprey]

Enjoy your last year of freedom

[gloomy lance]

" i was once a child looking up at the seniors, now i'm a senior looking at children "

[soft osprey]

It’s all downhill when you have to WORK

[gloomy lance]

wait that sounds wrong

[soft osprey]

just to LIVE

[naive granite]

after this i have to go college for 4 more years

[white frost]

just like back then!!

[gloomy lance]

i salute you

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415795491832070194/1490797447281377320/RDT_20260405_1307105713080465529706714.gif

[naive granite]

doesnt seem very fun

[naive granite]

youre probably the only one to do that

thank you

[gloomy lance]

your welcome

actually i have some cousins that took law

[gloomy lance]

my aunt says she's getting skinyn because of all the work she has to do after passing her exams

its sad really

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-spongebob-baby-stupid-gif-16228439847622992457

[naive granite]

they force us to do that

[white frost]

What did people back then sneak in during the medieval times

[gloomy lance]

knives

[white frost]

what

[gloomy lance]

idk

probably uuh

nothing

[white frost]

wooden swords

[gloomy lance]

yea probably that

[white frost]

Dolls

[gloomy lance]

lucky

[shell forge]

Wooden weapons are oddly satisfying to use

[gloomy lance]

my school has league of legends tournaments

[naive granite]

no like they force us to sneak phones

because its so boring

[gloomy lance]

damn

[white frost]

Looks fun

Everyone Is just chilling

[gloomy lance]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-at-the-club-ambatukam-preston-throwing-yams-preston-throwing-straight-yams-gif-6945452203485672129

[naive granite]

make school like 4 hours

give us 20 minute breaks make it start at like 11 am or something

[gloomy lance]

we had a dance party before

[naive granite]

everybody would learn

[gloomy lance]

like seriously

we were practicing for a dnace

a school act actually

[white frost]

they chilling though

[gloomy lance]

and it was break time

[white frost]

no laptops or anything or TVs

[gloomy lance]

so we turned up the speaker

[white frost]

Just books

[gloomy lance]

and had a dance party

[naive granite]

yeah

seems chill

[white frost]

now today I see my teacher's laptops using CHATGPT

💔

[gloomy lance]

if i was the president of the world i would force every school to allow phones and affordable education

also extend break time

im so glad our school gives us 1 hour lunch break

[naive granite]

farm life and modern stuff like gaming combined is actually next level

getting home and watching a show

[gloomy lance]

imagine bringing a phone into a medieval classroom

how would everyone react 🤔

[white frost]

Never gonna want to experience a horse accidentally shitting in my head

[gloomy lance]

noone would want that 😭

[naive granite]

like milking cows cleaning stables riding horses then going home having dinner then watching a show

[white frost]

YES BRO 😭

[gloomy lance]

dude farm life in the modern era lowk chill too

[naive granite]

absolutely

[gloomy lance]

imagine being able to take care of cows and horses and whatnot

honestly i wanna be an exotic pet keeper when i grow up

you know those youtube channels with all sorts of exotics

ostriches etc

[white frost]

It's just that low lives around can probably steal your shit or sum

[naive granite]

something like a parrot

or a gecko maybe?

those parrots that live over 70 years could count as exotic

[gloomy lance]

parrots are top ten best birds

[naive granite]

my dream is a cattle life

[white frost]

have u guys rode a horse before

[gloomy lance]

i wanna live a quiet happy life with a loyal wife and two kids at a ranch

[naive granite]

exact same dream

[gloomy lance]

sigh

[white frost]

5:37 am

damn

[naive granite]

probably the best thing a man could achieve

quiet happy life with a loving family

ranch is the cherry on top

[gloomy lance]

one of the best things to accomplish as a man : holding a medieval sword for the first time / getting into buhurt

I seriously wanna try buhurt when i grow up

hema is so awesome dude

[white frost]

Buhurt looks cool actually

[naive granite]

would probably lose a teeth or sum

shit is roughi

[gloomy lance]

they use heavy blunt weapons

[white frost]

even though you can actually get hurt sometimes atleast your having fun

[gloomy lance]

that still hurt like shit

Im in

[naive granite]

stuff like that is fun generally

[white frost]

I would wanna try out jousting

[gloomy lance]

jousting is fun

[white frost]

anything that's in HEMA is fun

[gloomy lance]

fencing looks awesome dude

[naive granite]

why is every medieval activity is so fun

im more into wrestling

[white frost]

Gotta scream out HALFSWORD in the future when I get to experience HEMA

[gloomy lance]

wrestling is a beautiful sport

[white frost]

man

[gloomy lance]

if i was in a fight with a pro wrestler i would just cry

who the fuck is sending anime girl servers

[white frost]

GOLDBERG!!

[white frost]

this is like the 50th time

[naive granite]

stolen acc prob

[white frost]

I forgot wrestling was also common back then in the medieval ages

[gloomy lance]

it was? 🤔

[white frost]

Or as it's term it's called "Ringen"

[gloomy lance]

i didnt know that

ohh

[white frost]

It's mostly about unarmed combat and swordmanship

And grappling techniques

here's one for example

[gloomy lance]

meanwhile we have half sword modders like john halfsword flinging some dude into the air and slamming them into the ground at mach 10

[naive granite]

these are completely bs ngl

i did some wrestling and these are not it

[white frost]

Yeah that's accurate trust

[white frost]

It says this is like some throwing move technique

I don't think hes gonna budge

💔

[gloomy lance]

fr? i do judo

[white frost]

Why can't AI in halfsword be like this

[naive granite]

thats better overall

mine was mixed

[gloomy lance]

kewl

[white frost]

Technically

Ringen is just mixed with folk wrestling

Or schwingen

Swiss wrestling

[gloomy lance]

what's the difference?

i mean questioning way

[sharp orchid]

uh

[white frost]

new halfsword map

wow?!

[gloomy lance]

my guy got sent to the null zone

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-cat-funny-gif-2280908438162700469

[white frost]

not really

Folk wrestling has been here ever since ig

Together with swiss wrestling

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-game-of-thrones-go-t-thrones-gif-10839128

[white frost]

praying that someone starts typing in #updates

[gloomy lance]

does the arquebus mod actually shoot?

im thinking of downloading it

[rotund palm]

if they finally add items for the unused slots and expand on slots that dont have many items i will be so happy

that and having a slot for the quiver

so it doesnt feel so random

AND BUYING ARROWS

[gloomy lance]

bows would probably be a littls complicated to use i think

but yea

bows would be really fun

especially getting the hang of it

[rotund palm]

do you mean the crossbow?

im talking abt that

[white frost]

yes

[rotund palm]

bows would be interesting tho

[gloomy lance]

ohhh the crossbow

[white frost]

u know how to set up ue4ss rigjt

[young ledge]

quite the run

[naive granite]

have you guys ever shot a bow before

[gloomy lance]

beautiful

[white frost]

A toy bow

yeah

[gloomy lance]

yea when i was like 6 🥲

[young ledge]

Was truly the abyss endboss

Unfortunately got my throat torn out from under my sallet at the end though

[naive granite]

me too

[gloomy lance]

you fought to the end

[young ledge]

Indeed

[gloomy lance]

that's all that matters

[white frost]

@restive barn made most of the good mods on nexus btw

Thank him

[gloomy lance]

stand proud you were strong

[white frost]

💔

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/must've-been-the-wind-wind-alr-bro-that-was-not-the-wind-windy-blue-emoji-meme-gif-13783649244884164410

[gloomy lance]

chrome made me a custom weapon 😭

[rotund palm]

i would love archery honestly i already like games where theres no crosshair if you dont aim down sights for guns

[white frost]

YAHHHHH

[gloomy lance]

its basically just a sword spear

a really wide sword on a spear stick

[white frost]

I'm waiting for chrome to add the fence mod

[gloomy lance]

and its way too useful

[rotund palm]

whats that gonna do

[gloomy lance]

oh my gosh

whats up autumn

[vital perch]

hey

[gloomy lance]

its been so long since we chatted 🤔

[white frost]

it's just this

[rotund palm]

OJHHHH

wait

how are they gonna cross

[white frost]

exactly you dont

U fight them in the fence

[rotund palm]

thats cool

[vital perch]

dagger throwing go brr

[white frost]

This looks fun I don't care

U just add a fence there and u get this cool ass map

[gloomy lance]

whats your trick on throwing stuff? i always mess it up

[vital perch]

practice , practice , and more practice

timing , shift + W

[white frost]

YEAH!!!!!

[gloomy lance]

well that makes plenty of sense

[rotund palm]

what about the rondel dagger?

[gloomy lance]

what do we think of the clip with sfx and mgr background musci

[vital perch]

i dont think i threw it 😔

[rotund palm]

fair

that shits hard

[vital perch]

i saw this months ago buddy

[rotund palm]

holy nice editing

[gloomy lance]

oh yea i sent you it while we were talking about people who hate the early access

[gloomy lance]

was it that time 🤔

[vital perch]

eh im not as active here as i used to

[white frost]

what if mcwonder started typing in #updates right now

[rotund palm]

how are you SO GOOD

[white frost]

🤔

[rotund palm]

how many hours do you have

[vital perch]

i'll surprrise you , 250

[gloomy lance]

it was actually not that hard to do

[white frost]

howd U do this

[white frost]

WHAT

I WAS EXPECTING 800

Or like 1k or sum

[sharp orchid]

in just demo or in total?

[vital perch]

lol i spent 50 of those learning to throw

[rotund palm]

thats a lot but i was expecting more

[gloomy lance]

can you believe that some people asked me how much game time i have over being able to one shot npcs with a single punch

[white frost]

lag

[vital perch]

in total

[gloomy lance]

on normal settings

[rotund palm]

still good job

i wanna get back into editing too but i dont have footage

[white frost]

damn

[sharp orchid]

DAMN thats good

[gloomy lance]

thx

[sharp orchid]

i havent really bothered to learn how to throw

[gloomy lance]

me and autumn have very dark secrets

[white frost]

I tried to learn how to throw

[rotund palm]

THATS EZZZ

[gloomy lance]

unspeakable acts we have committed together

[white frost]

It chopped my fucking head off

[vital perch]

tf you mean we

[gloomy lance]

well

you actually

[white frost]

I threw an axe and it came back at me

[gloomy lance]

yea your the evil one

im the victim

[white frost]

I'm going to sleep

💔

[gloomy lance]

goodnight brude

bro + dude

[white frost]

It's 6am

CRAP!?

[vital perch]

до свиданя

[white frost]

yeah

[rotund palm]

alpha

[vital perch]

😭

[rotund palm]

this brain rot filter is so weird

[vital perch]

the most polish edit you'll see

[gloomy lance]

its

beautiful

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415795491832070194/1490797447281377320/RDT_20260405_1307105713080465529706714.gif

[vital perch]

yo i found my old banner

[sharp orchid]

been practicing kicks

[vital perch]

live footage of chuck norris in heaven

[sharp orchid]

i just realized you can beat someone with a shirt in this game

[vital perch]

new meta

[hearty dome]

new weapon unlocked?

[sharp orchid]

yep

also DAMN what a throw from me

[white sierra]

Half sword update when

[near grotto]

When the devs get back from their vacation in Prague

[limber imp]

bro on a spaceship

[sharp orchid]

indeed, but that kick tho

this one too

[white frost]

and pants

Or shoes

[sharp orchid]

harder to do but yeah

[white frost]

I did it a couple times with shoes

[supple grotto]

I miss the playtest vice grip holds we had

[jovial marsh]

Do we have informations about the next update ?

[dire zephyr]

You may be able to kick

[frank rose]

peen

[dire zephyr]

But are you a Jedi

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/muSxUFycWsZqyo-z9?invite=cr-MSxNN1osNTI3NTk0Mjcy&v=11

Don’t ask why it only hits their balls I’m working on it

[frank rose]

peen

[white frost]

u want some screenshots while u wait

[frank rose]

peen

[dire zephyr]

Updates don’t exist

[white frost]

u ate it

[dire zephyr]

Lies

[plain oyster]

Ah, yes. Physics based

[white frost]

nah

[sharp orchid]

yeah

i am

[dire zephyr]

Stop it!!!! 😔

[plain oyster]

Coral

[dire zephyr]

😨

[plain oyster]

Here’s your gun coral

I trust you Coral

-Rick Grimes, probably

[frank rose]

who will win

[dire zephyr]

I wonder what the half devs are working on rn

[dire zephyr]

Guy on the left

[plain oyster]

I once went full armor against a dude with a staff and he beat the shit out of me (I’m regularly good at the game)

[sharp orchid]

working on the game i hope

[dire zephyr]

It’s always the weaker looking ones to turn out stronger

[plain oyster]

Never celebrate a victory before you win

[frank rose]

lets find out

[dire zephyr]

Nah they forgot about halfsword

There working on fullguns

[plain oyster]

Lol

[frank rose]

he got disintegrated

[plain oyster]

Next update they gotta fix the hair

[lilac vault]

is quiver fixed?

[dire zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[frank rose]

a viltrumite is very strong

and my character

is conquest

[dire zephyr]

Yoo you’re making a viltrumite mod

That’s sick

[sharp orchid]

what on gods green earth did you do

[frank rose]

i casted a spell on him

[past kestrel]

"I Cast Cell Evaporation!"

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-15497591559059497759

[fluid cloak]

are they releasing pvb?

PVBP

pvp

[soft osprey]

No

[gloomy lance]

i have returend

ooh

smitor is the only one from earlier

and moai

sir moai*

sorry again dont execute me

i didn't mean to throw him that far

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/muUF8Puk1NXnS1hZf?invite=cr-MSxLUHIsNDg2NjYyMjM4&v=13

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[steady ice]

May I ask how

[sharp orchid]

no you may not

[sharp orchid]

what

[eager locust]

Guys

[soft osprey]

He said “smitor is the only one from earlier”

[sharp orchid]

hmm idk man did he really?

[soft osprey]

Bro it says it right there

[eager locust]

Should I do the tourney and become a commoner?

[soft osprey]

This fuckin guy

[eager locust]

Are the enemies a lot stronger?

[sharp orchid]

nuh uh

[sharp orchid]

no not really

the steps are really gradual

[eager locust]

This is my first day playing and I grinded full set of armor just from chests

Finally got the neck guard chain mail

Noticed that after getting the shoulder guard I'm getting hit in the neck more lol

It's leading hits towards my neck

[tacit grove]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-cry-omniman-cry-omniman-peak-gif-17652461541122198247

[soft osprey]

Just remove the neck

[tacit grove]

thats what the hits do silly

[gloomy lance]

i got my first crossbow

im a very happy man right now

[shut gale]

ts abyss bruh

[eager locust]

Nice

I killed like 5 or 6 people in like the 25-30 rounds I played with it lol

[eager locust]

What does abyss do?

[soft osprey]

Are you asking what abyss is or did you make a typo and mean to ask him what the abyss did?

[main orbit]

why is ea so bad

[outer minnow]

Does anyone know why I haven’t found any lord ranked mercenaries despite being lord rank?

[gloomy lance]

um

you are the lord

that should be quite

obvious

[outer minnow]

I’ve found lord ranked mercenaries before

[gloomy lance]

are you sure that wasnt just the baron boss fight

[outer minnow]

Yep

[gloomy lance]

well

[outer minnow]

I hired em

[gloomy lance]

idk

you've hired lords??

[outer minnow]

Yeah

[gloomy lance]

well uh

idk

[outer minnow]

Lord ranked mercenaries

[gloomy lance]

i dont know why there arent any lord ranked enemies

[outer minnow]

Mercenaries

[gloomy lance]

wait i havent slept yet my bad dude

mercs

uh

[eager locust]

Both, most importantly what's the reward/way to beat it

[gloomy lance]

probably because your already the same rank as them and there isnt a higher rank than lord so maybe they just make knight mercs???

my head is in the clouds rn my dude sorry about that

[outer minnow]

But I’ve hired them at this rank before?

[gloomy lance]

hahaha i havent slept since 7:00 pm

[gloomy lance]

well i don't know about that one

how many mercs have you hired so far?

lords

[outer minnow]

I beat the Baron 10 times and then made a new character because I wanted to beat the game with Baron armor and stuff and then I never saw a lord mercenary again

I think I’ve hired like 12 total lord mercenaries

[gloomy lance]

well

hmmmmmmmm

this is a tough one

your in a pickle but not in a pickle at the same time

of a situation*

goodness

oh hi spod

[rotund palm]

i suppose lords dont usually fight themselves or only fight in riots

[gloomy lance]

yea this probably charlie

[shut gale]

it's:
A, a place where you go when your character dies and you've killed people in progression mode
B, a seperate gauntlet mode for when you wanna test your skills

[gloomy lance]

also if your a bored mf and just wanna fight zombie dead people or some shit like dat

it was horrifying the first time i played

[soft osprey]

Abyss is where you go when you die, if you defeat all the souls of people you’ve killed youll be brought back to life. Or you can play abyss mode as is in the main menu, and it just plays like an endless mode where you get better gear as you go through the abyss and more enemies spawn.

Theres no reward for winning

[gloomy lance]

if you dont wanna go to the abyss wait for night time and look for the weird abyss dude to pay off your souls

[soft osprey]

Unless you count your life

[gloomy lance]

10 bucks per soul

[shut gale]

that's what B is

[gloomy lance]

really

[main orbit]

"dear halfsword players, we are sad to announce-" ahh pose

[outer minnow]

Yes, but I’ve hired them before while at lord rank and then suddenly after I make a new character they never show up again

[gloomy lance]

holy shit im so wasted

im not high tho

[shut gale]

really really

[gloomy lance]

or am i

is this the effect of not sleeping

[rotund palm]

oh

[shut gale]

abyss mode is so RNG heavy bruh 💔

[soft osprey]

Lord tier mercs?

[gloomy lance]

how do i farm souls

[shut gale]

i wish you'd stop feeling pain on amputated limbs in there after a bit

[outer minnow]

Yes

[rotund palm]

BRO YEA I HATE THAT

js walk it off willie

[shut gale]

like how you can heal from jugular bites

[gloomy lance]

if they beg for their life and i still brutally murdered tgem does rhat make them angry st me

[soft osprey]

Patience, garden space, and a green thumb

[outer minnow]

That’s not how any of that works

[gloomy lance]

its called adrenaline

would be rly realistic tho

[eager locust]

I see, im specifically talking about the one guy that's in the tavern at night

[rotund palm]

i dont think they appear in abyss if you kill them a while after winning

[soft osprey]

Do they even exist? I can’t recall ever seeing any lord tier mercs

[soft osprey]

What about that freak

[outer minnow]

I’ve hired em before

No mods

[shut gale]

you're also not really meant to live after a zombie bites you in the neck but ok

[rotund palm]

theres the question of what death even is because ive heard the death squeal from enemies many times like 15 in a day and i only see 2 souls

[outer minnow]

Nah, you be aight

[eager locust]

Any point doing that abyss mode?

Can I bring back stuff from it?

[rotund palm]

its either their unconscious noise or that deaths dont count after winning

[outer minnow]

Yes

[gloomy lance]

you save your progress if u win

[soft osprey]

Yes you can. And you’d go there early to kill some souls so you don’t have to fight 100 when you die

[gloomy lance]

you lose it all if you dont win

[eager locust]

How does abyss loot quality work?

[shut gale]

i think it's just random

and partially based on your level

[soft osprey]

It’s random but the gear the zombies use is the gear that they used when alive

[rotund palm]

if you die in progession mode yea

[outer minnow]

I think I've killed a few people

[eager locust]

Ohhhhhh so even if I die when I'm willingly going it, I still reduce the amount I have to fight later?

[rotund palm]

but abyss mode items dont save to progression mode

theyre completely separate

[shut gale]

you can just pay them off

[soft osprey]

No, if you die in the abyss when you go early you die for good

[eager locust]

Oh

[soft osprey]

Im just saying go there before you have a hundred souls stacked

Or just pay them off

[outer minnow]

If you die and go they do if you've grabbed an item, I've brought a gold goblet back with me

[eager locust]

I want that upper body chainmail before I attempt the peasant tournament

[outer minnow]

hauberk

[eager locust]

That's why I wanna know if I can somehow make the loot better

[rotund palm]

im talking abt abyss mode not the one you spawn in when you die in progression

[eager locust]

I found it once but game crashed

[outer minnow]

ok

[past kestrel]

HOLY SPAWN
RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF MY RUN

[rotund palm]

common treasure vs rare treasure

[past kestrel]

75 souls and i got that

[gloomy lance]

someobe tell me svart kt is its not k liafing

[soft osprey]

What

[eager locust]

How do I get more vengeful spirit? I dismembered so many corpse but then only got like 10

[gloomy lance]

caht suhould i slepse

[outer minnow]

They only count if you kill them before you get the victory

[shut gale]

i got a chain jacket in beggar tier on abyss mode

[soft osprey]

And blunt won’t kill

[shut gale]

and then my leg got cut

[eager locust]

Ohhhh

Ok

Tysm

[shut gale]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-crying-black-guy-pleading-plead-gif-15911108386383402751

[outer minnow]

Untrue, you can break someone's neck if you're lucky tho it is normally nonlethal

[gloomy lance]

i was pecefulh grabing my chalice and a zombie choped my head of

[eager locust]

Wait so does soul amount affect loot drop?

[soft osprey]

Shut up nerd dont argue with me im always right. I exclusively use polehammer and havent killed anyone in over 200 days!!

Thats a lie i did because I stabbed them with the spike

[outer minnow]

Mhm

[outer minnow]

Skill issue

[gloomy lance]

can you snao somnones neck at max strength if you tswist them enough

yheir head

[soft osprey]

Yeah

[outer minnow]

Technically

[rotund palm]

dude i hate coding my dust particles gained sentience

[shut gale]

killing people is fun tho

[soft osprey]

You could do it in the demo too in the main menu

[eager locust]

Is the wooden flail with spike good?

[soft osprey]

Just grab willies neck and yank

[outer minnow]

I agree

[eager locust]

Worth 36 pfen for hiring the Merc and killing him?

[soft osprey]

Cant kill your own

[shut gale]

isn't head exploding and disembowelment missing too?

[rotund palm]

ITS WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soft osprey]

“Missing” as in it’s not in yet. The old gore stopped being compatible when UE5 updated when the old abyss demo was out

[gloomy lance]

i wanna rip peoples guts out like what conquest did to mark

best feature ever

aside from grappling focourse

[shut gale]

oh

[eager locust]

OMG that flail is so fun to play

[soft osprey]

But you can see the much more brutally detailed version to come in the future in #1279922212421505149

[rotund palm]

that wasnt very kind of him honestly

[gloomy lance]

that wasnt nice

[white sierra]

Always with the vacations.
Swedes (married to one) can’t help but be on holiday.

[rotund palm]

thats not very nice!

[sharp orchid]

shoe

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/did-you-guys-do-this-that's-not-very-nice-allen-the-alien-oh-man-you-look-terrible-allen-gif-7684923990542862784

[outer minnow]

Nice

Gave him the boot

[past kestrel]

NO!! I CANT DIE LIKE THIS WITH SUCH A GOOD DROP!!

[outer minnow]

Rip bozo

[gloomy lance]

i believe in you buddy

useyour fists

embrace the brawler styel

[eager locust]

What's that? Is it good?

[rotund palm]

oh my god that screenshot is horribly framed

[outer minnow]

Until they bite your hands

[gloomy lance]

very good

[past kestrel]

its a pollaxe
pollaxes are the strongest weapons in the game

and the fact that i got it so early

[gloomy lance]

poleaxe

[shut gale]

you'll be alright they usually tucker out after a bit

[gloomy lance]

if you know hwo to use it

you will

be a demon

[eager locust]

Been enjoying the warstaff

Kinda heavy tho

[outer minnow]

I recommend halfswording it if you get a poleaxe

[eager locust]

Can I somehow increase my strength?

[outer minnow]

Tons of control

[outer minnow]

Use stamina

[eager locust]

Huh?

[outer minnow]

Right click when fighting to halfsword a weapon

[rotund palm]

wear heavy armor and heavy weapons and play the game

[sharp orchid]

flying pommel strike

[rotund palm]

if you wanna get technical just exhaust yourself

[past kestrel]

I SURVIVED!!

[eager locust]

Can I just workout? Or does it have diminishing returns if done in one round?

[outer minnow]

Spend stamina, tho only counts if before victory screen

[gloomy lance]

if you het geeked enough st the game you could possibly use throwing weapons

[eager locust]

Does it work in spar mode?

[gloomy lance]

or tyrn normal weapons into theowing weapons

[eager locust]

Oh ok

[gloomy lance]

like daggers

axes

[rotund palm]

it has diminishing returns for how much weight you have on you in terms of armor weight and weapon weight

so it caps out if you are wearing light

but the cap is higher if you wear heavier stuff

[eager locust]

I been spamming with double large candle stand

[rotund palm]

those arent very heavy

[outer minnow]

Before or after victory screen?

[rotund palm]

weapons dont really matter

[gloomy lance]

weapons dont matter

[eager locust]

I tired out in like 3 seconds if I spam

[gloomy lance]

if you dont know how to use your weapon

[rotund palm]

hauberks and plate armor weigh like alot

[gloomy lance]

your ass

[eager locust]

Fastest I can ever do

[outer minnow]

Are you doing this after victory or before victory?

[rotund palm]

i guess that gives you faster gains

idk how exactly it works but if you arent wearing heavy armor it caps out

soft cap

[eager locust]

What's a good total weight for armor lol

[gloomy lance]

what

[rotund palm]

the heaviest you can have

[eager locust]

I'm still a peasant so I'll try my best

[rotund palm]

oh

you dont need to worry abt strength yet

[outer minnow]

You only get gains if you exhaust before a victory screen

[eager locust]

But weapon so heavy lol

[rotund palm]

what are you using

[rotund palm]

as i said i dont really know

[lyric junco]

i went overboard chat

[outer minnow]

I’m not asking I’m saying that

[eager locust]

Warstaff

[rotund palm]

all i know is someone creditable said that in order to get more strength you need to wear heavy armor and jump around

[past kestrel]

can he even use a knife..

[eager locust]

So I have to go FULL ragdoll?

[outer minnow]

No

[rotund palm]

i know...

[outer minnow]

You just have to use some stamina to the point your screen goes a little dark and then run away from your opponent, preferably on the forest map or at least get good at dodging

[lyric junco]

he can't use his own feet

[rotund palm]

how did you find one so early

[lyric junco]

i wanted to make a 1kg one but i went a bit too far

[rotund palm]

did you steal from a champion

[gloomy lance]

imagine being extremely swole and using a crossbow

thats me