halfsword-chat-⚔

[quasi gazelle]

I mean in real life

ingame nah

[molten echo]

Was that last strike necessary?

[rotund palm]

there are like 3 slots that are just unused because they dont have an item

[remote kindle]

how do i ptu these on, it no worky

[remote kindle]

oh which ones?

[quasi gazelle]

you need hosen

for them

[small glen]

and then someone says "They aren't within the historic period" and that same fedora wearing neckbeard having 500 pounds lard bowl, fucking says "OH but there is zombies?!?!?!"

[grave pecan]

hosen

[quasi gazelle]

trousers don't work

[rotund palm]

you need to remove anything in the leg slot

[grave pecan]

get hosen

[remote kindle]

but i'm wearing hosen

[grave pecan]

or the ufo thing

😭

[rotund palm]

the head wrap, scarf looking thing and then the cursed slot above primary weapon

[grave pecan]

what do you have

show us

[rotund palm]

ill show you after im done

[quasi gazelle]

but I want bascinets

they're so cool

[remote kindle]

They are called hosen

[grave pecan]

oh yeah

that hosen doesnt allow it

sorry pal

wish it could tho

[grave pecan]

mods

[small glen]

they aren't within period

[grave pecan]

dude i havent seen a SINGLE armor mod

[molten echo]

I'm surprised I managed to get the demo to run smoothly

[grave pecan]

for the EA

[remote kindle]

oh but these ones work, also Hosen

[molten echo]

I wonder if I could do the same with EA

[quasi gazelle]

I mean they weren

't in use but

who the hell says some dude wasn't going around in a bascinet

[small glen]

Historical records.

discord ping jumpscare

[wise halo]

you know what would be nice?

[rotund palm]

@remote kindle i have filled up every armor slot

[quasi gazelle]

not every knight in the world isn't in the records

[jolly thicket]

periodcels when they search in #references♥_1450-1470 and find bascinets dated to the same period as the game

[grave pecan]

ur missing five PAL

[molten echo]

Did you just knock that guy out by throwing your weapon at his face?

[rotund palm]

ignore the red bevor slot because im using armet but there are 3 slots that just dont have an item

[rotund palm]

ARMET

[wise halo]

If you can pin a limb to something and the body of willie to another and just crush that limb with blunt weapons and after you totally crunched all his bones you can delete the pins and he just walks around with broken limbs

[quasi gazelle]

just bascinets are cool

[small glen]

there literally isn't

[rotund palm]

plus the one above the primary weapon slot actually isnt equippable

[quasi gazelle]

a little cooler than sallets at least

[grave pecan]

wonder what will these be

i know one of them is a hoodie tho

[rotund palm]

YEA

[wise halo]

and the best thing would be if he does not give up after that, he just walks around in pain

[rotund palm]

THE FIRST ONE ESPECIALLY

[quasi gazelle]

isn't the pouch for the quiver

[rotund palm]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE

I KEEP ASKING

[quasi gazelle]

which is in the game

for the crossbow

huh

ok

[grave pecan]

i think it will be a chainmail hoodie

[small glen]

yeah, but no knight would wear that.

armor was fashion, bascients went out of fashion around 1450. The game takes place in 1475, the chances of finding someone with a Bascinet is impossible at this point

[grave pecan]

wait no

are these in the right time period

shit

[rotund palm]

which one

[grave pecan]

let me check

[quasi gazelle]

yeah true

[remote kindle]

what does a Bascinet look like

[rotund palm]

oh yea

i think theyll have both a cloth and a mail version

hopefully

[soft osprey]

Scarf and hat for when it gets cold

[grave pecan]

badass

[quasi gazelle]

but bascinets are cool 🥺

[rotund palm]

WHAT ABT THE FIRST ONE

🥺

[soft osprey]

Sir Thats a bag

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[rotund palm]

what

[grave pecan]

bag for what

[remote kindle]

not drippy

[fallen birch]

What do you guys think about the ui

[soft osprey]

Hot dogs

[rotund palm]

bad

[grave pecan]

lovely

[rotund palm]

the inventory system is bad

i wouldnt complain abt the other UI stuff

[fallen birch]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-the-office-michael-scott-gif-23872389

[wise halo]

I want willie to try and stand up after I break his fucking leg bones

[grave pecan]

the thing i just fucking hate about the inventory is that i cant just search for specific items

[grave pecan]

i havel ike

[quasi gazelle]

why not

[rotund palm]

YES

AND INSURED STUFF IS BROKEN

[grave pecan]

i have like near 1k shit dude

[fallen birch]

These are the coolest parts of the game

[rotund palm]

if you buy an insured item in the trade again itll just dissapear

[remote kindle]

Why is he kinda caked up

[grave pecan]

i do understand
no duplicates
but they could allow us to have 2 atleast

[molten echo]

Better question, why the fuck is he standing like that

[grave pecan]

oh yeah

the merchant fucking sucks

[remote kindle]

i'm walking

[molten echo]

Why is his ass out😭

[grave pecan]

dude

he just gives you the same shit

nothing new

😭

[quasi gazelle]

he should sell you cocine

[grave pecan]

actual villager

[remote kindle]

What if dye, so i can choose the color of my Clothes

[quasi gazelle]

so you can play as a viking

[rotund palm]

THEY SHOULD JUST GIVE A DIFFERENT ID TO EVERY SINGLE DIFFERENT ITEM IN THE GAME INSTEAD OF APPLYING RANDOM EFFECTS AND SKINS TO SOME AND CONSIDERING IT THE SAME

[fallen birch]

This is so ugly

[grave pecan]

but these have different ids

[fallen birch]

The ui i mean.

[rotund palm]

right now there are like i bet almost a 100 different sallet model+texture combinations and all of them go under the same id

[grave pecan]

werent you at peasant

[rotund palm]

do they

[fallen birch]

Thats not me dumbass

[small glen]

no thats a Fringed Hood

[grave pecan]

was i supposed to guess

[remote kindle]

He's so useless

[rotund palm]

im talking abt a master id not the values attached to the id

[small glen]

example of fringed hood

[fallen birch]

No use common sense goober

[grave pecan]

ohhhh okay

i guess

[quasi gazelle]

mail coifs would be awesome in half sword

[quasi gazelle]

not that useless

[rotund palm]

i think theyre gonna be added

[rotund palm]

i just use him to fix shitty items i get from the trader

[fallen birch]

I hate how cluttered this is. I hate how I can barely tell what the art in each circle is depicting

[rotund palm]

currently armor weight is negligible

[remote kindle]

what are the vines even for

[grave pecan]

i wish it was easier to know what sallet i'm looking at

like

[remote kindle]

all he does for me is remove chainmail or add

[fallen birch]

Aesthetic?

[grave pecan]

the game just spawns it and let it fall

😭😭😭

cant even get a good look

[fallen birch]

I feel like you could come up with a better design for the ui yourself

As well as anyone here

Or a toddlar

[rotund palm]

yes

[fallen birch]

Or a rock

[grave pecan]

right clicking should let you inspect the item

[rotund palm]

YES THIS TOO

[grave pecan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tired-sleep-sleeping-gjsBu8ZUniOODwgPP5

[rotund palm]

THEY SHULD ALLOW US TO MOVE THE ITEMS IN THE TRADE

LIKE WE CAN IN THE INVENTORY

[fallen birch]

Just fucking give me information

[grave pecan]

that too

[small glen]

or put the armor on a stand bruh...

[fallen birch]

anything more then just rampently clicking on items until I can find where stuff goes

[small glen]

btw, fringed hoods were in the ea art

so were guns

[grave pecan]

chill bro

[fallen birch]

They cannot handle guns

[rotund palm]

is it only going to be arqeubusses

or however you spell that horrible word

[fallen birch]

I didnt mean it to be aggressive sorry

[grave pecan]

first is a bevor
second one is a cuirass/breastplate
the last one is what shirt you'll use (arming doublet, doublet, gambesons, jack and shirt)

[tardy radish]

anyone know why I can't wear my spaulders?

[rotund palm]

also tunic

[rotund palm]

you need an arming doublet for that

[grave pecan]

first one is chainmail and the last one is where you can wear pants

[remote kindle]

Does the beehive release bees if i hit it

[tardy radish]

ah ok

[grave pecan]

first one is a tabard and the last one is for foulds

[rotund palm]

they can instantly down knights

its op

[jolly thicket]

i wish lower tier bosses had heirlooms from ye olden days as befitting their station as king of losers

[rotund palm]

fould

[grave pecan]

first one is for cuisses and polyn
second one is for greaves
third one is for shoes

[small glen]

rip manz

[rotund palm]

is there a way to fire mercenaries

i fucking hate this one guy i have

i only got him to test the feature

after playing 200 hours without ever messing around with it

[jolly thicket]

in the inventory you can at least pick it up and swing it around and hope you get a good look
in the merchant's you are just fucked especially if a particular pole weapon decides to just bounce off the table

[grave pecan]

first one is where you'll place spaulders and pauldrons
second one is where you'll place vambraces and and harnesses
third one is for gauntlets and half gauntlets

[fallen birch]

Wow thanks wish the game told me this

[grave pecan]

first one is your helmet and the second one is standart

[jolly thicket]

you can just not pay him

[gusty prism]

why is halfsword so goddamn dark? how do you fix this?

[grave pecan]

i wish u could just get rid of mercenaries like a new button for it

[grave pecan]

could we have a picture

[small glen]

wear glasses

ez

[gusty prism]

I would but you would just see pitch black

[rotund palm]

i paid him a bit

[jolly thicket]

the other stuff are kinda self-explanatory when you pick shit up or check the merchant's
but the prerequisites for the arm harness and cuisses are more subtle since the vines wrap around the shirt slot to hint that the shirt is what's needed

[rotund palm]

to see what that does

[gusty prism]

sure tho

[rotund palm]

and hes now here for 10 days

rn im spamming rest

[grave pecan]

i had one for 50 days

i just killed him off

like

[rotund palm]

hes so small too like i weigh more than bro

[grave pecan]

threw him into traps

etc

[remote kindle]

Why the fuck does my hand bug and i can't raise it

[grave pecan]

they should add teamkilling tbh

[rotund palm]

HOW

oh

[grave pecan]

and make our mercs be agaisnt us if we hit them enough lol

[remote kindle]

it randomly like gets stuck

[rotund palm]

make them aggro if we steal their items

[gusty prism]

genuinely these graphics suck bro ts is dark as hell i cant even see anything

[fallen birch]

No, whats needed is more multi-player!!!!!

[white frost]

@restive barn is the fence mod ready

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-reaction-meme-funny-buckspendragon-silly-horse-gif-6816786761796475436

[jolly thicket]

but anymore requires you to somehow know how an armour harness is historically attached to a (arming) doublet
basically by the knots at the sleeves (arming doublet only) and base

which is kinda shitty for new players

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427441638296391720/Whereeee.gif

[lean lava]

yo

[fallen birch]

Yesss do not optimize the game only add more content

[rotund palm]

i need one without text holy shit

[remote kindle]

Hmmm that or mine 🤔

[rotund palm]

😭

[lean lava]

can anyone help me regarding splitscreen

[violet kindle]

this kind of stuff should probably be shown on the merchant menu

[jolly thicket]

but at risk of sounding like a brownnoser i think its not that difficult to try on new clothing and see what opens up
so it's not really a problem

[rotund palm]

impossible

[gusty prism]

hi can you help me regarding the dark shitty graphics

[rotund palm]

(possible but idk)

[wise halo]

don't have it

[rotund palm]

😔

[wise halo]

no I unfortunaly cannot

[lean lava]

for some reason the KBM and controller is on the same person

[grave pecan]

turned it into a suggestion

[wise halo]

I can give you this one

[rotund palm]

ping me there

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

[rotund palm]

ive seen before

ty tho

[jolly thicket]

I need messer crafting tips lads should i put the point of balance near the tip or near the handle if i want it to be a hacky weapon

[fallen birch]

The other day someone said they liked ea more cause they thought this was bad

[grave pecan]

near the guard and handle

[wise halo]

Idk man too many opinions in here I am just patiently waiting for the next update

[lean lava]

anyone able to help me regarding splitscreen? both the KBM and controller are connecting to the same willy

[remote kindle]

i don't even understand how you do this

[grave pecan]

you gotta use the default controller settings

don't use anyones splitscreen controller settings

[rotund palm]

near the tip if you actually want to be able to use it as a weapon

[jolly thicket]

i jjust want something in #work-in-progress just so i can kid myself that they are still at it

[grave pecan]

just use the default

[rotund palm]

near the handle if you want it to be useless

[lean lava]

where do I check the controller settings?

[grave pecan]

wait hold up

theres a tutorial

full on tutorial

on how to make it work

let me get it

[lean lava]

ohh if you could find it for me thatd be marvellous ty

[wise halo]

Me neither but JohnHalfSword can explain if he wants to because he does damn weird shenanigans with this game

[grave pecan]

@lean lava there it is

[lean lava]

alright ty

[hollow smelt]

Can somebody tell me the commands on ue4ss/enhancer to get the progression mode maps in freeplay

[jolly thicket]

you simply have to understand biomechanics in taekwondo swings ez

[rotund palm]

finally mf left after being my fan boy for 10 days

[wise halo]

my game bugged atm, this is showing constantly 😄

[rotund palm]

i wish the harder it was to stab with something the harder it was to pull out

like i want to be able to tell if my poleaxe pick actually penetrated the armor

[rotund palm]

ive gotten this before too

horrible bug

[wise halo]

Going back to menu fixes it

Luckily

[gusty prism]

is this demo?

[wise halo]

No

[remote kindle]

Why the hell do my gloves keep dissapearing

can they come off?

[sharp thunder]

added sound to the trian

[rotund palm]

W

[sharp thunder]

gonna try to add smoke too

[white frost]

damn wtf

😭

[sharp thunder]

imma release it after i add the smoke

on nexus

[grave pecan]

i think you should have added the half-life 2 train sound

it sounds more menacing

[sharp thunder]

heavily inspired and with the help of smithors highway map

[gusty prism]

what is easiest way to kill ur merc

[small glen]

Should've added the half life 2 train noise

[sharp thunder]

i still could lol

[grave pecan]

the halls trap is a good choice

but it depends

the more armored he is the more difficult

[small glen]

Now hear me out

[sharp thunder]

the tf2 map would be fire

i need to port that

[gusty prism]

Huh?

[river osprey]

is there any mod that makes my weight max

that dosent give unlimted money

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-i-said-that-high-on-potenuse-hypotenuse-gif-10475445683568677220

[small glen]

Make a collab map with smithor, and it's like crossy roads. Trains and cars lmfao

[grave pecan]

why did the little willie cross the road?

[rotund palm]

bro cant move

[small glen]

To get the Raggamuffin

[remote kindle]

Those cloth things have armor under right?

[sharp thunder]

ah hell nah making crossy roads in halfsword before gta 6

[rotund palm]

yea its a tabard

tabards are to keep rain and other stuff from touching armor

[small glen]

It'd be so funny

[grave pecan]

lord hall is fucking amazing

[buoyant ravine]

he learned the hard way of why you dont insult randoms

[rotund palm]

yes

[grave pecan]

mercy or death chat

[rotund palm]

ITD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD THROW SPEARS

[grave pecan]

sort of can

i seen people do it

but i wish you could actually do it

i think you should make that a suggestion

id like it

[tardy radish]

yippie I reached soldier

[tardy radish]

would be nice if we could hold the spear upside down for like downwards stabbing and throwing

[buoyant ravine]

barely touched him

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[rotund palm]

YESSSSSSSS

[urban cairn]

im at day 100

100 days of halfsword

[restive barn]

cool

some people are at day 1000

[urban cairn]

im on my 4th lord tourny

[grave pecan]

give this guy a poleaxe and hes becoming the next homelander

[gusty prism]

genuinely how do you get the graphics this smooth

[rotund palm]

same

[grave pecan]

im on my 45th

[tardy radish]

wtf you can change the heads and handles in the weaponsmith

the arrows blended in so well with the background I didn't even see them

[buoyant ravine]

i am the shovel man

[rotund palm]

WHAT

[gusty prism]

most boring part of the game

[grave pecan]

more like the best for me

this poleaxe i made is fun

[gusty prism]

but it gets really hard to get kills

[remote kindle]

Why punch when you can use a whole candle holder

[white frost]

well it wasnt a brawl anymore at that point

💔

[remote kindle]

yeah

i mean my fists do more dmg

so it doesn't matter

[white frost]

it would be fun if the AI just started grabbing things around the cellar

[tacit grove]

dude this challenge is fun as fuck wdym

i did it hundreds of times

[gusty prism]

fights are too long for my liking

[tacit grove]

well, itd be more fun if knight rank wasnt JUST FUCKING POLLARMS

[tacit grove]

i can see that, kinda repetitive but hell the whole game is

i havent done it with mercenaries in a while, so its especially fun when your getting ganked by 4 dudes

[tacit grove]

man at arms rank is so much more fun, its all i do for practice rather than knight

naked with a weapon of choice vs man at arms is 🤤

[gusty prism]

like the first rank?

[tacit grove]

wdym?

[gusty prism]

like the bare fist fight?=

[tacit grove]

thats beggar

it goes beggar, peasant, commoner, militia, soldier, veteran, man at arms, knight, lord iirc

[remote kindle]

I like how the blood and weapons persist through fights

[gusty prism]

ohhh

im at commoner rn

[remote kindle]

reaching the less fun "bash the heads of the enemies to win" tiers

[white frost]

not gonna lie beggar-commoner tier was better for me

[tacit grove]

enjoy it bro!!

[tacit grove]

nahh, to me they feel different but the higher tiers just do it for me

armor fighting is simpler, yes, but its just a bit more demanding for being good at the game

finding the gaps, throwing them off balance, yada yada

early game is just flailing to me

[white frost]

oh well

[tacit grove]

flailing in higher tiers gets you ganked 😭

[white frost]

praying for leather armor to be added soon

💔

[tacit grove]

ooh that would be cool, hopefully no "studded leather" though 😭(but yeah lighter armor for less protection would be rad af)

[white frost]

it is technically already in the game files

so yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324444021778812948/1489590652147597373/bro_your_literally_40.gif

[remote kindle]

how do i unlock these

[white frost]

wtf

[rotund palm]

arming doublet

[verbal onyx]

playtime 6hours

Woah

Wtf was that

[white frost]

you need an arming doublet

[rotund palm]

porn bot

[remote kindle]

i can't wear it tho

[rotund palm]

why

[verbal onyx]

Playtime 6hours unlokced lord rank

[remote kindle]

arrming doublet makes it red

[rotund palm]

remove the chains on your arming doublet

using the armorer

smith

[sharp thunder]

the sound and smoke make it so much better

[remote kindle]

i see

me strong

[elder tendon]

first person beatdown

[rotund palm]

W

make sure to get longer sleeves and skirt for ur hauberk

[white trail]

will willie come back

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[remote kindle]

hm?

[rotund palm]

ur chainmail

[remote kindle]

ah okay

how?

[rotund palm]

armorsmith

[remote kindle]

err

well i can buy one with longer sleeves

[rotund palm]

huh what

[white trail]

explode

[gusty prism]

id prob beat u up like this irl

[remote kindle]

i bought one with longer sleeves

[tacit grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-super-goku-goku-ultra-instinct-ui-gif-10017138207648182009

[elder tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-ryan-gosling-gif-13536132710909024717

[tacit grove]

peak, lose the knee couters whenever possible for greaves+cuisses

[rotund palm]

you didnt have to...

try editing hauberk again

[tacit grove]

he did though, he couldnt edit his hauberk in the armorer?

[remote kindle]

i

rich

[remote kindle]

well i don't got those so

[rotund palm]

fair enough

[tacit grove]

yeah also i mean money isnt an issue past like veteran rank 😭

im still convinced i got the record for most amount of un-edited money on my first playthrough

[tardy radish]

one of the enemies was holding some kinda knife backwards

which knife would that be?

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/im-so-freaking-scared-markiplier-iron-lung-iron-lung-markiplier-markiplier-iron-lung-gif-4110260922324338082

[sharp orchid]

rondel dagger

[tacit grove]

rondel dagger

[tacit grove]

https://tenor.com/view/telepathy-mind-reader-psychic-gif-16262705097218086291

[remote kindle]

Commoners trying to Riot

Rookie mistake

[tardy radish]

thanks yall

[remote kindle]

Flails are a cool weapons

[rotund palm]

i love rondel dagger but i wish it actually stabbed

[tacit grove]

all fun and games till you step in the mud... my first playthrough as a lord, i beat the baron a few hundred times and did a riot for fun, slipped in the mud and a hoe went directly into the gap behind my armet through the mail collar

[remote kindle]

yeah i don't like that map, i watch out in it

[sharp orchid]

theyre really cheap to use tho but anything goes against them zombies

[tacit grove]

i think i had to kill actual hundreds upon hundreds of guys in abyss... did it though

[gusty prism]

am i the only one that weirdly likes abyss

[tacit grove]

nah everyone loves abyss, i dont particularly play it anymore though

[sharp orchid]

i like abyss but the zombies are too damn op

[remote kindle]

I like abyss

[rotund palm]

W hatchet moment

[gusty prism]

i dont play it either only when I die

[remote kindle]

hatchet in the EA feels very different from Demo, but maybe my guy was weak as hell when iwas using it

[gusty prism]

how? they hardly kill you lol they just fall over after biting u alil

[tacit grove]

right lol, id say they are balanced though since they get cut so easily

[sharp thunder]

mightve made it a bit too fast

[tacit grove]

if you havent noticed, zombies take more damage from cuts and less from blunt, opposite for living

[sharp orchid]

bro if they bite you once you js bleed to death

rage inducing

[sharp thunder]

wrong video

[gusty prism]

never happened to me lol

[tacit grove]

and they drop their weapons immediately

[gusty prism]

tru

[tacit grove]

they cant bite through like any armor so

[sharp orchid]

fair but even then they dont die until you beat them enough with a weapon

[rotund palm]

especially in the face if u donth ave a helmet

[river osprey]

can i make it to keep my 118 weight and start over from peasant?

[rotund palm]

delete saveprogress.sav and when another one appears edit it to have 1.7 weight

[sharp orchid]

i was playing abyss earlier, made it to the man at arms tier in abyss, i got bit in the face through my helmet and bevor. Both me and the zombie fell down and when i was about to get up the zombie picked up my own flial and instakilled me with the damn grip

[elder tendon]

this was with damage turned down to like 10%

[white frost]

yanked the shit out of him

[river osprey]

ty

[river osprey]

where is saveprogress.sav?

[gusty prism]

why cant I send pics?

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-burning-robert-helpmann-markiplier-getting-over-it-rage-gif-1734552878806861009

[white frost]

reach level 2

[rotund palm]

watch a video on how to edit save files

[gusty prism]

alright

[sharp orchid]

this was what it felt like

[gusty prism]

how are you guys

[rotund palm]

lemme send u one

[gusty prism]

on this lovely day

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scaryfaceinc-markiplier-iron-lung-cursed-mAmyGpKoHSx5NPIHSD

[sharp orchid]

doing good i had food

[rotund palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xau-t9xjda4

video shows u how to edit most things

you can also delete ur sav file to start fresh

though if u like ur progress youd rather keep it somewhere else

so you can return to it when you want

[gusty prism]

what food

I had pizza

Homemade

[river osprey]

thannks

[sharp orchid]

subway sandwich

from subway

[rotund palm]

something the game SHOULD HAVE BECAUSE ITS BASICALLY JUST MULTIPLE SAVE FILES

[gusty prism]

o nice

what you got on there

[sharp orchid]

meatablls and provolone cheese

and i toasted that mf

[rotund palm]

exam week ended

my grades are good but like i have to focus extra hard this last 2 months

[gusty prism]

ohh nice

[gusty prism]

nice

what grade you in

[rotund palm]

10th

you dont have to be 18 to be in this server right...............

[gusty prism]

nah

i aint

lol

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-lung-markiplier-scared-nervous-look-back-gif-14795308483902969745

[rotund palm]

i was talking abt rules lol

[gusty prism]

yeah ik

i meant like

i aint either

and you don thave to be 18

[rotund palm]

oh aight

[remote kindle]

oh my

[rotund palm]

HOLY HELL BRO TURNING SPEED INCREASES WHEN YOU WEAR LIGHTER ARMOR

[remote kindle]

I fgound leg armor but now i'm pantless

[white frost]

cooked

best not to get your legs cut there

[remote kindle]

i got my leg cut once but i still won

[gusty prism]

guys, why does it say red in the armour thingy?

like what does red mean

[remote kindle]

Whatever your wearing doesn't allow you to put armor there

[white frost]

oh

[gusty prism]

and the fix?

[rotund palm]

it means another piece of armor is preventing you to wear it

[remote kindle]

Wear something that lets you

[rotund palm]

nono

red means conflict

if its a problem with arming doublet

it appears as branches

[gusty prism]

its poleyn

thats preventing me

to wear the upper htingy

[rotund palm]

yea you have to remove it

poleyn sucks anyways

[gusty prism]

so you think I should?

[rotund palm]

thats prob why ur hosen came off

[remote kindle]

yeah

[rotund palm]

if ur gonna swap it out with greaves

or better

quizzes

quisses

[gusty prism]

vambrace

[rotund palm]

vambrace is for the arms

wait

can you screenshot

both ur character and the menu

[gusty prism]

no lvl 2 brah

[rotund palm]

dms then

[remote kindle]

tf are these

[rotund palm]

poleyn

[remote kindle]

oh i already have those then

Does the EA have the black armor ?

[rotund palm]

@gusty prism you have chains on your arming doublet and that is whats preventing you from wearing vambrace

[rotund palm]

you also have the poleyn thats preventing you from wearing quisses

[gusty prism]

ohh can you explain and the fix? ty btw

[quasi gazelle]

they have something similar

looks like bluesteel

[rotund palm]

remove the chains on your arming doublet with the armorsmith

[restive barn]

yes

[rotund palm]

for the vambrace

[restive barn]

don't listen to tropic

[remote kindle]

yeah what i meant, it's blue in the demo too, i just call it that

[gusty prism]

you sure i should do that?

[restive barn]

i know more about the game than the community manager

[rotund palm]

yeah vambrace is better than chain

[remote kindle]

This weapon is so good

[rotund palm]

OHN0NFONKFONKHFONF I PRESSED ABYSS ACCIDENTALY

[gusty prism]

hmmm it still doesnt work?

[rotund palm]

oh my im naked

[rotund palm]

what

[gusty prism]

yeah, js removed it, still dont work

[remote kindle]

at the armor smith?

[gusty prism]

yes

[white frost]

has your guy's characters had the most cinematic deaths

[rotund palm]

the vambrace doesnt go to the legs

[lost rover]

Ripped to pieced by peasants after getting stabbed in my achiles heel

[rotund palm]

the vambrace is attached to the arms

[gusty prism]

i know

[rotund palm]

vambrace is for the arms and quisses are for the legs

[gusty prism]

im gonna restart my game and pray

[rotund palm]

are you sure you removed chains?

you are wearing an arming doublet right

not just a doublet

[white frost]

look at mine bro 💔

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

[gusty prism]

yes

100%

also should I cop the long sleeve haubet

[rotund palm]

screenshot again

[gusty prism]

okay im js restarting

[rotund palm]

theres 1 type of hauberk and you can add sleeves to the short hauberk

[lost rover]

Son 😭

[gusty prism]

ohh yh

[white frost]

THE WAY MY CHARACTER FELL OFF I CANT 💔

[gusty prism]

it says attach long sleeves and attach long skirt

sould I do that

[rotund palm]

archilles after his mother dipped him in the wrong river

[rotund palm]

yea do both

[quaint ingot]

Who’s more fucked here

[white frost]

the guy with no leg

[quasi gazelle]

reminds me of this image

[gusty prism]

alr it worked now

[quaint ingot]

I managed to win before bleeding to death from losing a leg

[rotund palm]

LORD TIER SHOULDNT HAVE JUST RIOT

[quaint ingot]

shit

[rotund palm]

IT SHOULD HAVE A FENCING MODE WHERE ALL YOUR ARMOR IS REMOVED

[lost rover]

I lost at the exact moment of winning once (I “fell” down somehow)

[white frost]

what if riots was the other way around

[rotund palm]

thatd be impossible

[lost rover]

I mean you’re doing what the baron wants you’re in his city ✌️

[white frost]

instead of you being the one getting ganged on

You got like 4 other randoms with you

[quaint ingot]

somehow still standing after being bonked in the head

[rotund palm]

its the devs interpretation what the baron wants

[gusty prism]

is playing on zero blood more fun

I would think so no

[white frost]

it looked like he genuinely just killed his own friend

[quaint ingot]

He’s still alive even after I took out the sword

nevermind he just bled out

[white frost]

dude actually broke my arms what the hell

i cant even pull them back up

😭

[lost rover]

Yes the dev is the baron the baron’s name is Frank 😡

[quaint ingot]

I’ve done that before

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/yi-sang-ego-limbus-company-utter-to-me-what-you-think-the-ideal-is-gif-15692808040829891151

[quaint ingot]

I think someone needs a hand

[rotund palm]

the sun glare is a cherry on top

its right at the tip lmao

[quasi gazelle]

yeah I noticed it and decided to leave it in just cause it looked funny lol

[lost rover]

I ate a lime sized peach 🍑

[quaint ingot]

did I seriously just fucking hit him with the flat side of the sword

[white frost]

that is possible

[lost rover]

Happens alot if your Willie’s floppy and weak and short and rancid

[past kestrel]

rate the pollaxe that i will use for my 138KG willie that's survived for almost 2000 days

[remote kindle]

That's what he gets for bullying me at commoner

[quaint ingot]

first time it’s happened in EA

[lilac thistle]

why does my game get a fatal error nearly every time I land a good hit on someone's neck?

[gusty prism]

how do you gain more weight quicker

the flail is hella heavy on me rn

[rotund palm]

thats literally exactly the one im using

[lilac thistle]

move more, wear heavier armor

[white frost]

yeah bro that's good enough

[remote kindle]

another view

[wise halo]

common occurance. No explanation yet, the only way forward is waiting for an update

[quaint ingot]

hmm

[rotund palm]

exhaust yourself while being as heavy as possible

[remote kindle]

I carry an Axe just to dismember people i don't like

[wise halo]

wear Armor my friend

[past kestrel]

shadow boxing (or getting tired through swinging anything, fists included)

[gusty prism]

alr thanks guiys

[tacit grove]

mine not yours

[gusty prism]

does training work too?

[quaint ingot]

buddy I think your hand is more than enough fucked

[rotund palm]

yes but youd rather just play normally

[quaint ingot]

I guess not

[white frost]

why am I hearing growling at night time always

wth

[buoyant ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356131097918046258/1463193559833514005/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[remote kindle]

Why tf am i sliding

i can' stand up it just makes me slide to the left

[quaint ingot]

I just tapped him in the side

[past kestrel]

i stepped on his knee, oops

[wise halo]

It works but the most fun way to gain strenght is by playing progression mode, just use blunt (long ranged) weapons so that you don't kill the opponent and if you die you won't have to fight zombies

[sharp orchid]

i've genuinley never beaten a zombie boss faster

[remote kindle]

i've never seen a zombie boss

[lilac thistle]

does weight normally fluctuate?

[quaint ingot]

no more arms for you

[jolly thicket]

this guy is such bullSHIT

spear user btw

[quaint ingot]

just now seeing the hand in the corner

[gusty prism]

huh why not?

[jolly thicket]

basically fully armoured, has fuck off reach with a god-blessed spear from the bible itself that blacks you out if you touch its shaft and a kick longer than my mace that sends me across the room

FUCK you

[sharp orchid]

oh you got WHACKED in the head didnt you

[quaint ingot]

that ain’t normal

[wise halo]

if you kill willies and you die to them you get dropped in the abyss and have to fight the willies that you have killed and they are zombies that bite and kill you easily and when that happens you have to start over (not ranks but strenght wise) oh and you also lose everything you have not insured.

[rotund palm]

OH MY GOD BRO

[sharp orchid]

you ever see those images of the guy that gets edited so he has one leg

[gusty prism]

yeah i get that, but like the part where you dont have to go to the abyss?

[tardy radish]

my mace be swinging incorrectly

[rotund palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172618311113117768/1359239630641168494/togif.gif

[wise halo]

if you don't kill them you don't have to go to the abyss

[lilac thistle]

I somehow got a fatal error from hitting an unarmored guy with a hand

[sharp orchid]

close enough

[gusty prism]

ohh true, i never thought about that

[past kestrel]

your pollaxe is pretty strong for my character
swift and fast, with devastating power

[rotund palm]

yeah

[quasi gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ворон-одна-нога-ворона-с-одной-ногой-hajozzi-pozzibros273514-gif-4891059671650170350

[rotund palm]

for some reason making it long just makes it hit way better

[wise halo]

Also the best way for that is to use blunt force, if they do not give up when they are on the floor stand over them pressing G (NOT HOLDING just press once)

[quaint ingot]

Love how dumb the ai is

[rotund palm]

i thought short was the meta until i made it long

[gusty prism]

alr tysm

[white frost]

Hoping they can change soon

[rotund palm]

you can also have the tip of ur weapon near their face while theyre on the ground

[quasi gazelle]

mental warfare

[wise halo]

yeah thats like standing over them, G is cussing they end up surrendering fast with that

[wise halo]

Mental warfare yes, when I got fully armored i'd not give a fuck and just murdered them brutally for my enjoyment.

[quaint ingot]

walked right into him

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-dopamine-dopamine-hit-dope-rush-dopamine-rush-gif-17320053319699420229

[tacit grove]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/murNeDuWucvZNN06W?invite=cr-MSxoalosNjAxMTMyMjU4&v=16

[rotund palm]

another sad L for the jacks/gambesons

[white frost]

has this happened to you guys before or nah

[tardy radish]

am I using the mace incorrectly or something, no matter how fast or slow I swing I end up just swinging it above me

[tacit grove]

they are very good, not that good

[tardy radish]

idk how to describe it

[white frost]

u got a clip

?

[tardy radish]

I cant post clips

[rotund palm]

i wish they had their own exterior hitboxes where the weapon would have to go through that hitbox before entering the enemy

[quaint ingot]

not disturbing at all

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/jmthjk-gif-22224450

[rotund palm]

and the hitbox would try to push the tip of the blade out before it fully penetrated

[tacit grove]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-crowe-gladiator-gif-8585663649574289759

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184903853162897538/1455905204544339978/togif.gif

[tacit grove]

good-quality gambesons were literally 20-30 layers of straight, thick quilted cloth, you see the vision

cheaper about 10'

[onyx depot]

There’s hema dcs???

[tacit grove]

apparently

[rotund palm]

so then theyre just irrelevant

[onyx depot]

👀

[tacit grove]

wdym?

[rotund palm]

theyre irrelevant in the game

they dont stop slashes

or stabs

[past kestrel]

no protection 😔

[rotund palm]

i dont even see a difference

and i wish i did

[past kestrel]

cant even stop a knife

[tacit grove]

no really they do protect, just not realistically

they are oddly especially good against blunt damage/maces

[quasi gazelle]

that's why knights had like 5 layers

[onyx depot]

True don’t want to get stabbed wear mail

[rotund palm]

realistically theyre better against sharp than blunt

[quasi gazelle]

yeah just use mail

[quasi gazelle]

mail actually stops some stabs in game

[tacit grove]

they are generally good at both realistically

[rotund palm]

thats not the point

i do wear mail too

[tacit grove]

i havent noticed much about mail honestly

[rotund palm]

i tried mail+jack and it was like only marginally better

[quasi gazelle]

(reason I know this is because I watched a video)

[past kestrel]

what the fuck ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN THIS SHIT

[rotund palm]

yes but in game they dont do much against slashes and protect more from blunt like you said

which doesnt make sense

[quasi gazelle]

how is jack even different from a doublet

[tacit grove]

exactly

[rotund palm]

its a gambeson with metal lining inside

[white frost]

your fighting a ghost

[rotund palm]

i think

[tacit grove]

doublets are just straight shirts with steel liner inserts

[rotund palm]

im not sure but metal is involved

[quasi gazelle]

ohh

[tacit grove]

its a bit odd actually, arming shirts in this game are basically jack of plate? kinda

[quasi gazelle]

pourpoints would be drippy asf in hs

[rotund palm]

not metal lining mb

more like a pattern of plate armor

[past kestrel]

he died to a stab on the foot

[onyx depot]

You should be able to customize your dude! That would be cool I can test my kit without a Dulled axe! Basically

[tacit grove]

?

you can

[onyx depot]

Whaaaat

[tacit grove]

do you play the demo?

[onyx depot]

Is there another one?

I do

[tacit grove]

yes, the actual game is released in early access right now and has far more functionality

[sharp orchid]

this is THE most bs stab of all time

[quasi gazelle]

brigandines are like the exact same thing basically

[tacit grove]

including character customization

[quasi gazelle]

just brigandine has more plates

[rotund palm]

yea i hope we get them

[past kestrel]

genuinely one of the best pollaxes i've ever crafted

[rotund palm]

and i hope theyre like actually useful

[lilac thistle]

why does my poleaxe randomly stop moving while i swing it sometimes?

[rotund palm]

instead of jacks

[tacit grove]

no, brigadines are actual cuirasses just with a cloth layer over them

[quasi gazelle]

baron cuirass without all the gold stuff looks a little like it

[tacit grove]

but there are versions with large plate segments

[gusty prism]

btw, what does pressing g do? ive tried it alot just not seen anything?

[remote kindle]

Why does the chainmail protect nothing

[onyx depot]

Brigandine is way better than a jack flap dude you’ll die

[tacit grove]

they do. next question

[rotund palm]

cuz non plate armor fucking sucks

[past kestrel]

it does, but not really

[remote kindle]

not in the game i keep being hit in the back and getting exploded

[tacit grove]

what? a whole chest armor piece, versus a shirt? why compare/

[tacit grove]

stop taking it from the back then

gosh

[onyx depot]

They are! Xaxaxa

[quasi gazelle]

laughs in russian

[tacit grove]

lmao

[rotund palm]

hey how did you become a translator/interpreter

[tacit grove]

does anyone in this game actually know how to do binds? i fucking love binding other polearms

[quasi gazelle]

what the fuck

my progress reset randomly

oh well

[rotund palm]

@onyx depot pleade dude

i need a job so badly

[onyx depot]

Through university

[rotund palm]

oh

ye but

how did you find a job?

[onyx depot]

War Brother

А вы тоже не русский?

[tacit grove]

walking my pet

[rotund palm]

sorry im not russian

[past kestrel]

i used to remember that people were scared of jobs

[quasi gazelle]

oh but I still kept my shit

idek what happened

[rotund palm]

i need one so bad bro

[tacit grove]

"are you not russian"

[onyx depot]

You can translate radio signals in the least for cheap pay

[rotund palm]

oh

you mean that kind of translator

mb then

[sharp orchid]

somehow survived it

[quaint ingot]

the ai just kicked me in the dick

[tardy radish]

how do I put a pavise on my shoulder?

[rotund palm]

my english is like C2 if i can just land a job where i have to translate turkish into english or vice versa im swimming in the money

[tardy radish]

also is there a way to specify what slot an item goes in in the inventory

[tacit grove]

sheath it

[tacit grove]

not really, just depending on which hand its in

[tacit grove]

did you like it?

[rotund palm]

a quarter of minimum wage would allow me to get a better keyboard and headphones

[onyx depot]

That’s how I started Russian to English then to Ukrainian it’s called transliteration

[rotund palm]

SO YOU DO TRANSLATE

where did you find a job

[onyx depot]

Да

[rotund palm]

wait

better question

are you a freelancer

or working for a company

[onyx depot]

Both, I help friends the enemy the Americans $$$$$$

[tacit grove]

what?

[onyx depot]

How to download other version is it still on the steam?

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-how-bout-dat-how-about-that-sopranos-gif-16854992944801209042

[rotund palm]

its on steam yea

[tacit grove]

yes

[tardy radish]

ok my game crashed after I killed an enemy with the hall's swing trap

[remote kindle]

Why is it so damn hard to cut off limbs, also omg i keep like sliding around or getting my hand bugged

[sly tapir]

why did they remove longswords and offhand daggers for the commoner class? i kinda miss that. also they replaced them with more axes i feel like

dont mind the staffs tho

[white frost]

they might add them back soon not sure

i miss the swords though

[gusty prism]

just got soldier

[white frost]

congrats

[gusty prism]

is this fun chat

[white frost]

you can experience the yard again 💔

[grave pecan]

we dont know

[quaint ingot]

how

[gusty prism]

i could in the rank before too tho

[white frost]

idk what im looking at

[white frost]

oh

[remote kindle]

Can you organize these from the menu??

[rotund palm]

I NEED A JOB SO BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[tacit grove]

no

[quaint ingot]

his hand is still attached somehow

[white frost]

oh

[rotund palm]

you can but its like very hard

you have to equip stuff in series

[remote kindle]

My halberd fell through the floor and now i lost it

[tacit grove]

early access game.

[rotund palm]

also the bottom inventory row may be impossible

[white frost]

common for polearms rn

[tacit grove]

happens, insure

[white frost]

genuinely sucks

[gusty prism]

why is this com nice

lol

like its nicebut not too nerdy at the same time

compare with rdr2

[onyx depot]

You have armor in real life

?

[quaint ingot]

well

[tacit grove]

yes

[onyx depot]

I rent for buhurt 🤷‍♂️ no shame!

[tacit grove]

haha lol, thats the way

i fence more than buhurt

[onyx depot]

I’d have a problem looking at a dented suit during dinner every night.

[onyx depot]

That’s good stuff I’m not a very nimble creature. I won’t join you in fence Xaxaxa

[past kestrel]

it took 4 broken limbs for him to finally surrender in a brawl

[tardy radish]

how the hell do you pull the levers

[tacit grove]

fucking warrior

[white frost]

High resistance, damn

[tacit grove]

haha, i respect the buhurt brothers the raw strength is crazy 💪

[tardy radish]

my idiot of a character either tries to grab the enemy across the hall or grabs the base of the pillar

[white frost]

shouldve just slammed his head at that point

[quaint ingot]

chances of me getting hit right here

[past kestrel]

i snapped his neck after that to end his misery (through caving in his neck with my fist, of course)

[tacit grove]

pro tip for pulling the levers, halfsword and use it to pull down

[onyx depot]

67%

[tacit grove]

wear a mail collar bro

its happened to me before

[past kestrel]

high against a willie using half swording technique

[white frost]

yeah at that point you needed to end his misery

😭

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[quaint ingot]

It’s only free mode

[tacit grove]

?

[quaint ingot]

I lose nothing getting killed

[past kestrel]

hes saying hes playing in free mode

[tacit grove]

the baron armor isnt in free mode

oh like sparring?

[tardy radish]

harness vs vambrace+spaulders?

[wise halo]

It shouts slurs

[remote kindle]

OMG I HATE HOW MUCH MY GUYS JUST FALLS OVER

[gusty prism]

oh damn, luckily i dont have the volume on loll

[wise halo]

these are medieval slurs, probably nobody around you would know what these slurs mean

[white frost]

[grave pecan]

use whatever looks cooler

[past kestrel]

vambrace and spaulders tend to be better (in terms of looks)

[quaint ingot]

huh

[gusty prism]

probably, wouldnt matter since im alone and got a headset but I jsut keep it down to not disturb my music

[remote kindle]

i'm giving in and using the weapon of the hells

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/kdrama-handshake-shaking-hands-gif-26102712

[past kestrel]

"what's that dark red spot on the back of the head over there?"
"oh i tore his skin open"

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[past kestrel]

he looks like he knows whats about to happen

neck broke

[white frost]

LOL

IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY HE LOOKS SCARED

[quaint ingot]

hmm

[safe rain]

Dented baron

[quasi gazelle]

Creuzwolt II is balding

[white frost]

why he look like that

[tacit grove]

Cumshitz III is already bald

(my warrior)

[quasi gazelle]

Creuzwolt I was bald and 4'1

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/instagram-oh-no-nazoom-18gEqArCQNlo5zowZn

[past kestrel]

gotcha bitch

[white frost]

look at that blood.

damn

[tacit grove]

Cumshitz the first of his name was a fucking unit, he slimed out the baron and his thugs hundreds of times and fought enough fights to deplete the population of germany by over half (yes I did the math)

[quaint ingot]

no

[white frost]

you want some screenshots for the upcoming game modes while you wait

[quasi gazelle]

this is serious

[tacit grove]

🥶

[past kestrel]

DAWG 😭

[unreal swallow]

sure

[past kestrel]

his barber done messed him up

[tacit grove]

bro walked into Ye Olde Sportsclips and said "yo just fuck my shit up please"

[quasi gazelle]

aura farming

[sharp orchid]

people wanna die standing i got this mf dead sitting

[white frost]

he looks relaxed as hell

[tacit grove]

deadass why does dark abyss look like those for honor finishers?

https://tenor.com/view/lawbringer-for-honor-knights-choke-gif-5272036186502164419

[past kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1492391963134263408/image.png?ex=69dbd293&is=69da8113&hm=dda1e9900442550ccdcdfc896c7e04132977e8c31724b2616bfeb207604f6a5c&

ever reached flow state with swords?

[sharp orchid]

cuz its dark

[tacit grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[sharp orchid]

anyway i've killed more than 100 zombies in this run

[quaint ingot]

so lucky

[sharp orchid]

106 to be exact

[past kestrel]

correct

[tacit grove]

i cant even tell what im looking at bro 😭

[past kestrel]

you're looking at someone's cheek almost getting grazed by a blade

[quasi gazelle]

no but I have with the great axe

[white frost]

whyd u have to throw the axe like that

💔

[quasi gazelle]

idk adgd or something like that

[white frost]

what

[quasi gazelle]

idek man

[quasi gazelle]

where thef uckl do these images come from

[white frost]

idk

[white frost]

why his hair like that tho

[white frost]

LOL