#halfsword-chat-⚔
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would be cool if in free mdoe u could choose the body muscle mass
and liek js slam willies around
that man should not have the armor on he has..
Why your discord so beautiful
Nitro 
we at least need a replay system
who are u talking to

Mcwonder
That would be hell with such a phisics gane
sup mcwonder come in this chat
You missed an interesting dialogue about an hour ago
if skate can do it anyone can(i dont know anything about game dev)
slowmo without stam reduction
I was watching peak youtube content
Skate does not have half the phisics iteration half sword has lol
I mena
enhancer
Skate doesnt have a beamng body system with each footsteps being procedural
is that a mod
I don't want to mod actually, can't even get that mod work to get other maps
rest in peace for my dude
u can use enhancer to load maps
Idk why ue4ss isn't working, did the thing I had to do F10 doesn't do shit
anyone thats from burgschell
Nope only discord slop
enhancer
huh, I don't see that but my ue4ss mods still work
half sword binaries w64 extraced in there
just use enhancer
im gonna try this weekend
i mean it doesnt matter but enhancer has other stuff
I disarmed a willie and grabbed his sword with my throat for safekeeping
i dont wanna go into the files to reset my account so ima try to beat the demo now i never played it really i started looking into this game after ea came out
I just made the most.. weirdest weapon
i just made a reverse grip spear
going to hell
try to throw it
good Idea
throw it like a javelin
its shockingly strong
i didn't kill him, but i left the willie in complete and utter flabbergassery
i like this sword
how much kg
despite this thing being like deadass near impossible to use in normal grip
pounds
its shockingly deadly in m2
dang
how did you even craft it
A group of short bus 8th graders could fix the First Blood mode
better than the devs
I just fucking lobotomized a guy and then another guy stabs me
and HE somehow wins?
because he stabbed you
my best sword is only 1.15kg
watched a video
what video
In todays half sword guide i will teach you how to forge some of the best longswords in the game, half sword has a complex crafting system that does not tell you how to make a good solid blade. I will forge a sword with you guys and then give you some templates of other swords you can use in the game for different purposes. Enjoy the half swor...
think it was this one
you're not very smart are you?
excuse me
but he has many tutorials
i fucking chopped the other guy's frontal lobe off
and THAT doesnt count as "first blood"?
you forgot to kill the other guy
well it says first blood
not
"kill 2 guys without getting hit"
whoever draws first blood wins yes?
no
then why on earth is it called first blood
i knew these would spawn from hell eventually 😭
Gfl 2
im not gonna explain if you send gifs
sucks that they have to be shorter tho
i wanna longer sword
I feel like snitching rn ngl
oh why just send those gifs when i was about to explain
i mean..
you have to make however many people bleed first
how on EARTH does that make sense
im gone
it not first blood like call of duty
correction, its 0.98
apparently
hol up
i gotta show you my fast longsword
pause
How'd you make it
ngl
I forgot
it was like
the 3rd sword i ever made
i have 10 swords now
I based it off of my longsword in the the demo
yall is there a way to like be able to fully see in the abyss or nah?
here that sword with max gore btw
is there a way I can see how many souls I've killed in the abyss?
Johans, is my sword balanced?
prolly
#game #gaming #medievalweapon #halfsword #memes #sword
Half- Zetha Mothership
how do i not make the longsword slap with the flat when i do a horizontal swing
control the swing
so lower sensitivity and smaller mouse movements?
A little of both
some point imma port my final destination map to half sword
i got all the project files from it
that and i got a version of the eclipse from berserk
both would be pretty cool but i cbf rn tired and all that'
its the black hole version i just need to make the platform bigger
ive also got a load of random things ive messed around with
i have 2-fort and blood gulch made into models that work in ue4 that will probably work in ue5 too
problem is even if i did make them into hs maps they will probably never see the light of day, i am famously bad at finishing projects
this is basically a 300gb graveyard
honestly for only playing a day, it did not take me that long to get knight
just give him his treat already looking ahh
How it looks when people start arguing about the game in here
third guy is about to catch some strays from both people
Third guy is the mod who eventually slimes out one of them if they go too far
third guy is a guy
🙏
Can you make them swerve sometimes
Like to the sides
It would be really funny to think you dodged a car and then it just bumps you
Can you add a nuke that completely destroys the map, crashes your game, and blue screens your pc
the base game
double it and give it to the next person
Lets add a second nuke that destroys the road, puts a whole crater and then installs spyware keyloggers and the bing bar onto your computer
But also it gives you a cool new mouse cursor in the form of a dragon scimitar from 2007 runescape
If you don’t understand Youre real young or a loser who’s never tried to get a custom mouse cursor from a sketchy website
.
why is this cinematic af
how the hell is your game running THAT smooth??
it's a screenshot
and it's also on low graphics
my pc is old
what fps do you run?
oh idk i've never checked but i'll assume it's somewhere between 30 and 60
if im playing on slums and i look at the sky i will be on 10 fps
I run on like 5 fps on slums 😭
why are people complaining about low fps in slums
i dont see a difference when i look at the sky
just means ur pc is prob better 😭
its because you take up so much of the screen
why is your willie so buff
oh im using another save file
ill use the other one once
i wish they would release optimisation fix before extra content
that should be a priority
Honestly, its a big thing, I also don't know why they didn't do that before anything else.
dude what is happening with this willie
so many people can hardly play because of it, long time players have stopped playing ea because of the problems too
not just performance problems tho
yeah, honestly no matter what, unless you have a absolute brute pc, it runs so slow no matter what.
my pc isnt that great
he probably tripped
is there any way to have my money reset back to 25 when i die?
smoove
I wish I can load these clips 😭
Also, smoove
shouldnt have had my damage on low
join vc bro
why?
cool gameplay
Day 3 in a row huh? Going for a record I imagine
Mf in 5 days. Me thinks you might not be happy with performance. You should make it more clear that you’re not happy with performance. I don’t think we got the message yet that youre not happy with performance 
what
On a side note, if you had one issue with halfsword ea, what would it be?
Performance maybe?

kill or spare
Invite on a date
cant even speak my mind 1984
but yea you are right i shouldnt complain or talk about it ever
ink
I'm running decently well off a GTX 1650
Optimize your fucking game with the settings lmfao
Bro you take things way too serious here. Nobody said you shouldn’t complain or talk about it ever, I was making a joke about you complaining about the same performance the past 5 days in a row, 30 seperate times
Lmfao
Like at some point you gotta know your message has been received
90% of the time im talking about it is arguing with people saying it isnt an issue or that i just have bad specs
Closing Background things also helps
you just told me that my message has been received. but i only talk about it with people who dont know or havent heard about it
so it hasnt been received
Did you just say…
Half sword..
Like the stance you can take in the hit game mordhau?
As someone with a GTX 1650 you gotta ultra optimize your game and even then certain lighting and stuff bugs me out but then again the game is in
EARLY ACCESS
And theres still performance issues to fix
i got a 4070 super and cant play on lowest settings
you set me off
Im leaving before it begins
unleashed the beast
Don’t burn the place down
Would have been perfect if his head came off lol
Skill issue how the fuck am i running 60fps average
😭
I have a 4070, and an i7, with 32GB of RAM, and I play on Medium. Most fights I have 60 or higher
Genuinely think its a windows 11 issue i'm running windows 10 with a 1650 and my pc still tanks and runs along
Frrrr
I do turn Foliage and Landscape to Low though
its just the performance bug or whatever it is
specs dont really matter for alot of people who cant play
Are you playing modded
I have 5740 and i9 with 124tb ram and play on high, around 150 fps
well yea of course it matter but im talking about people with good specs who cant play
I HAVE. A 1650.
Its a pc issue
yea because you arent effected dumbass
Or reinstall the game
people with much better specs than you cannot even play because of these issues
it doesnt effect everyone
Im pretty sure it has something to do with magic
Thats the only way it can be explained
your ragebait does not effect me
And on the 12th day the lord said, “and let not certain people play halfsword, for no reason, for they deserve it not”
it happening to so many people and trust me dude i have tried everything
look in feedback
Lmfaooo
The only issue i run into is when i fight more then 2 people at once or i play freemode for too long
i average 50 on small maps and after killing anyone or hitting anyone it halves
and then also crashes
And even then in maps other then slums like indoor maps i can fight up to 6 willies
5600x
but that isnt the problem, on launch i ran max settings at a higher resolution and averaged 120fps no drops
dx12 back then
i get like 50-80 frames with DX11 on medium
it does not matter if i play dx12 or dx11
i get worse performance with dx12 and more crashes
i have been trying everything for the last 2 months dude
Hey it’s time for my second joke. This makes it 16 times in 5 days 
fjh
Me on my lower end pc watching higher end pc users complain about losing 10fps and small stutters
I appreciate your passion, at the least 
Like 30
I peak at 60
Avg 30
I win some fights because i swing my weapon so hard my fps drops to 5 and i lighting kill hammer the enemy
lmfao why is everyone defending the game getting shitty performance
HEY
I happen to think 30 fps is literally perfectly fine
It’s what I grew up on
60 is great
30 is more than acceptable
atleast you can play dude we dont have the same issue
Erm acktchually it’s 24
Fuckin
Not as smart as me guy
I hope that’s true though
Or I’d look real silly
But then I’ll just delete the evidence
And time you out
For animations, not live action
So erm aktshually
on the lowest settings with everything enabled i get 90-120 fps on slums
50 is before combat dude i already told you this
Sorry ive already decided I was correct before I even began typing. Im afraid you lose this one bucko
Animations follow an 8-12-24 rule
Fuck
do that then delete the crypto miner
i already have it lower than half what the fuck is the point in playing past that
id rather just play the demo that has better combat and doesnt have me running 30 fps without any blood or gore
For the combat! You know during the playtest gore had to be completely disabled majority of the time and people still played that to an insane degree lol. Everyone has their own priorities, you enjoy gore too much to turn it down, that’s fine. But it is a temporary “fix” that can help alleviate fps issues until they get things optimized
this is just bullshit dude you only needed to turn it off for ultimate challenge
or playtest?
turns out u can survive a train hitting u if u hold up a couple shields
Ive been a moderator since before the playtest, it’s not bullshit
Ive seen this first hand lol
if you mean the playtest then i have no clue what you are talking about i had zero issues playing the playtest on launch with a 1060 lmfao
Okay so during the playtest when everyone had issues, you ran it perfect. On release of EA when everyone had issues, you ran it perfectly. Now when less people are having issues, you can’t run it at all
Come on now
Something aint adding up here
yeah i hate event graphs so much
i had litterally zero playtest issues as im sure many others did, and on ea launch many others also ran it well
why is this unbeleiveable????
why are we agruing
yo wait burg how long were you in a vc until someone actually joined
you are trying to call me a liar because you cant accept that some people run the game differently
is the whole right half of that just for adding damage
wtf are you on dude
This is literally a daily occurance that drags on for literally HOURS every single day with this guy
Good fuckin lord

then why argue and call me a liar?????
because it isnt possible that i ran the playtest well?
Im just honestly getting tired of seeing you repeat yourself and argue with everyone for fucking hours every single day. You’ve brought up this topic 30 god damn times the past 5 days and everytime you spend so much time arguing about it. Honestly dude, please move on from the game or just play it and wait for the update
Im sick of seeing the same exact god damn thing from you literally every single day
Doubt
i wanna buy the full game but im a bit hesitant, i hear that the full game has major issues with quality. will theese be fixed in a future update?
There was a super common bug with blood that'd instacrash your game if you hit the enemy too hard
please stop agruing
everyone had issues? why did you pull this out your ass when you know it isnt true
Mom and dad are fighting again
Dad drank too much of the anger juice again
they are working on a larger update
i would maybe wait till then
Sorry, unfortunate timing for you to ask during that lol
New content and big update is coming soon as he said
Game doesnt run perfect
But it’s playable
And a lot of fun
Ok
Thanks emperor pat ur so cool and intelligent and
ok
Ur a nobody
hello
Lmfao
I'm gonna cover you in mud and tar
😔
My fav thing of EA is how consistant i can knock helmets off
Frankenberg is Frankenberg
If you’re asking if it’s real, no. If you’re asking what it represents, not clear beyond HRE/germany
Is it fucking called Frankenberg because of Frank
I can’t wait for ivanberg
Unironically booking a flight to Georgia if this is the case
Whatever the case, frankenberg from the game isnt a real place. The game does take place though, in the HRE during the 1470’s, which would encompass saxony
:D
Oh im sorry homeless man behind the 7/11 i guess Youre not the bum I thought you were. I still don’t have any change for you
Dev self insert, game is cooked, ggs we had a good run
Baron looked better with pauldrons change my mind
can't wait for chrome334 berg
Demo baron just had superior aura, only improvement is the gorget the new baron has for his helmet
what is it
It just needs the plume again
Its a gorget
For the armet
In the playtest the armet had a neck weakness, its why i always layered my helmet with a gorget in my EMPEROR loadout
Mail chausses when
So it being built in is pretty sick
i rememeber u
As do i.
At some point we will get early firearms
Or go download chromes mod that hes plugging to you
Poor chrome
basically said you aint shit
😔
okay I'm new here, say hi!
sallets are cool and all but they ain't got plumes yet
Chrome he said ur lame
i don't know why you need a visor on to have a plume on the armet however
hang on i have a gif for this
there it is
lmao that's what everyone wants
uhh
wait for luke to release his gun mod
his is so much better
you KNOW about his gun mod
oh that's my gun mod
almost everything you see gun related and half sword related is my gun mod
and just snippets ive shared on discord or reddit or smth
nope
it's just
normal half sword ragdolls
then ye it's normal half sword ragdolls
man bled everywhere
dude its splurting everywhere
lmao
fucking axes in halfsword are so sharp 💔
for some reason i felt the urge to play happy wheels
Holy shit that guy went flying
Can someone give me a video to like an actual good tutorial on how to get mods on EA half sword? If not I’ll take the demo tutorial too.
man this last revenenat was cut so cleann
its still kinda weird to actually get enemies in too
like you have to do one bit of a multi parter and then swap
i kinda just figured that part out by messin around
no way les see
jesus
half sword does outboxes afaik and id bet those on the car are pretty out too
the outs combine and create a gap
its better like that anyway
you get less clipping
yeah
what i mean is the box is outside the model
when you go for accuracy you let it undershoot a bit
but you overshoot if you dont want clipping
lol maybe send a request to the local council
get the speed limit lowered
seems like its accident prone then
who knows maybe you found why they removed the moving cart from forest
lol
so you can still remove hands tho i am sure its not like it used to be where it just popped off like a lego character
it actually cuts off now
Alr
The only thing I want more than mods is the ability to run the game with decent graphics settings. Including good fps on every map 🙏
Can you use the steam workshop?
ffs
mf had his heart beat on steroids
no
Alright, isn’t there a fps optimization mod on nexus?
I honestly can’t check right now I’m on my phone
does the enhancer work on the EA?
yes
yes
Halls is one of the best maps, I just don’t understand how people can use 2 handed weapons, and still pull the trap lever’s.
i wish baron map was available for other types of fights and not just the one, maybe you would see the real 5 vs 1 brave stand there
Yeah, it honestly looks amazing, I haven’t seen it ingame yet, but It has lots of potential for an all rounded map.
its also strange how in progression mode enemies will have chainmail neck protection and bevors often but if you go in free mode and attempt to fight a knight they will have a bevor 10-20% of the time but never have neck protection so it makes fights with any armored opponent way easier than it needs to be
Yeah, I noticed that after beating knights in progression, and learning the play style of most of the weapons they can have, that in free mode almost every time I won without losing.
its also meant to have a pit trap
Even though learning the playstyle doesn’t really change anything, a hit to the head/neck is way more fatal, and undefended in free mode
Is this game abandoned or what
probably
Mostly
very nice
All ts modding but no fist play
Atleast it was a quick death
Still gotta go to demo for that
i'll give you fist play
I shouldnt have to dice roll for a mode
And even then half the time its just SLUMS KNOCKDOWN 3 ROUNDS 🥶
im lucky
you had to dice roll for modes in the demo too?
truth nuke
What
ye bro
everything other than duel and fist play was random
and there was no high ranking fist play
Yeah Im talking about fist play though lad
ok?
Too bad he didn’t get messed up by the plancon
Im confused on where the disconnect is here lol Im saying I shouldnt have to hope that I randomly get assigned a fist play level
ok
Well free mode is mostly to practice weaponry
Id be fine with it if it was atleast accessable in free mode, its only in progression and I have to just hope I get a mode of it (first blood, submission) that I like
its lacking rn tbh but its still not much worse than the demo
Fist play got some neat tech that would benefit from being able to be practiced in free play
which was also lacking
What’s wrong with knockdown 🙏
I just dont like it
Honestly
If its on cellar or some shit its whatever but slums knockdown is horrible
Gone like my father 🙏
the inventory system makes up for the lack of mode control imo
I hate slums in general, it’s like a slip and slide
me when i fucking lie
Like if I didnt play 600 something hours of demo and I had to learn grappling on ts I would kill myself
😭
I deadass have to sleep for 5 consecutive days (if I am lucky) to get 3 rounds of submission yard brawl
it literally has not been abandoned tho
I mean a little though
Like dwindling
I mean
No updates for atleast 2 months
Even verbal ones like "hey this is what we're doing"
Dudes got a arrow with hulk strength
rocket bow
How have people not realized halfsword is an exit scam
slop game with no updates anymore
Realistic games take long time for updates 🙏
4 years of development and minimal progress since playtest
they took the money and dipped bro
Like I said updates for highly realistic games take time, if they want to make armor or weapons for an update they have to do a lot of shit, not just pull it out their ass and hand you an 8 bit sword.
no they dont haha
weapons and armor is easy to add
Not the point, updates for a game that is highly realistic, and made to be played realistic doesn’t take days to update, unless it’s a bug fix, we won’t be seeing much, and who know maybe their making a big update.
Plus if you hate waiting just replay the game :p
Or do free mode
the issue is shit performance and barely any new features
compare demo performance and playtest to early access
and barely any features added
100% a big update, it's been 2 months
100% exit scam and slop game
It’s not slop 😭
But that’s your opinion
It’s a nice twist to most medieval fighting games
Plus be grateful they even came out with an early access version.
They could’ve left us with the demo
why grateful about a slop game that costs $24
the concept is good but shitty execution
no the fuck it's not lmao
Finally thank yoh
Trust the process, I had to wait 5 months for an update once in another game
Is that meant to be like racist or smth
no what
how
it took 7 fucking years for gd 2.2 to come out and you don't call it slop
Alr I’m just confused by the wording
Ong
Games still slop tho
I hate gd
an indie game is like a game that was made by yk a small amount of people without major backups
Oh yeah, no that’s my bad, I’m not like fully been playing games until like 2023
Son
not hard to put a little effort to announcements when you got million dollars from sales
It takes time yo
to what
It’s only been 2 months
Honestly if it was all a scam I’m sure people would actually know
I’m sure the only thing they’re doing rn is coming up with update ideas or working on an update, which could just be a big update.
is this a alt agruing
Yeah, I mean it’s early access and they’re probably waiting for like member suggestions, to work on their newly released game.
just dont use discord
All good
my point is still valid
Dude prob got banned for slandering hate for no reason
just refund the game
Uhh that’s why it’s called early access, it’s not even the fully released game
“The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues.
As for features already in-game, please refer to the "About This" section.”
"Rx9070xt optimization (UNPLAYABLE)"
Again, it’s EA they still need to work on fps optimization, but it’s playable, as long as you aren’t running max settings
the statement is not truthful
it doesnt really mater does it
The spitter is not spitting
game runs fine right now wtf are people on about
imagine a graphically simpler game needing good rigs to run and not even in max settings
the day 1 release was hot dogshit
we are agruing with a alt
look at his name
gotcha
it is stable, playable, and considerably enjoyable. there are minor bugs and some major issues, but it is absolutely still playable
Exactly, like asking as you aren’t running max settings, with a decent pc, with medium or low it’s still amazing on its own.
I'm staying out of this bro atp I'm gonna watch
remember the part when it said no major issues
amnesia final boss
tbh my main complaint is the campaign is babymode easy and basically designed so that you can only fall upwards. I want to suffer
and there isn't a whole lot of meat to it atm
I mean I’m just confused like what’s the issue, if you are having trouble running the game use lower graphic settings :p or in general lower your game optimization in window settings.
they have to get that bag somehow
It’s not “slop” it’s just new
but even then it's still really fun
In future updates probably there will be
it is slop
no you are slop
you're a slop
the only thing the dev meatriders can do is insult me instead of arguing against my point
Slopinator 2000
what IS your point
the game is unfinished and shouldnt have been released
Dude searched up another way to say ass
is this the alt of the chase guy lol
ITS FUCKING EARLY ACCESS what don’t you understand)??
the only things that maken it feel unfinished are the overtuned blunt damage and the new wrist system
other than that it's pretty much a finished game
dude its early access
Yeah thats not an update on development progress though lol
that it has major issues
Just "Sorry for the bad performance, keep on truckin boys"
like optimizations
They wouldnt leave the game pretty sure they started development in 2022
Only a month since last feedback on an update, they could be looking at suggestions.
I mean yeah but they just arent working on ts
Frustrating because they pumped out so many WIP updates during demo
the silence is fucking deafening tho
Pretty sure it has something to do with NDA and what not right now
/srs /srs
its been 4 years habibi
Fair enough I suppose
game will be done in the apocalypse
four years since the ea come out?
I just havent seen anything on this game in forever now feels dead to me
Would be refreshing that we can atleast now that they are working on it
since start of development
Dude atleast they made the early access version of the game?
because they already made great progress from itch.io to rn
the core game is still the same since playtest btw
yeah no shit
thats like 2 years
they're not fucking redoing the game or anything
we will not agrue with a alt
Last update was about two months ago, the #updates post specified the next update is big and will add content in addition to bug fixes and the like. Unlike the previous rapid release patches they pumped out
Exactly thank you
they're redoing the gore
Son we are not real
was this account created just to agrue over a indie game
yeah look at his name
Different engine (version). 0.3 demo was in UE4, not compatible gore when they switched to UE5
infact most of the new content is hidden away, only to be released in future updates
Bro forgot his discord login 🙏
no he created this useless account
Attack the arguments not the person
just to agrue
since the tech is either broken or unfinished
I meant to his “main”
wasn't it in ue 5.1 to ue 5.4?
o
keep in mind this dumbass is just insulting me instead of the argument and cant even spell argue
😭
no
do keep that in the back of your head
your argument is that the game is slop, even though the devs are OBVIOUSLY working on it and the game is already fun even in this state
Honestly the only thing “slop” about the game is the fps optimization, and small bugs, which will most likely be fixed the next update
and the shit blunt damage
and the wrists
and the autoparry
Oop youre right, wrong about the version on my part, but the issue with gore is the same, not compatible when ue5 updated
yeah that true
Yeah the blunt damage is like throwing a rubber ducky at them
and they're all very minor
yes
except fps
End of the day everyone is entitled to their opinion, just don’t attack each other. Prove your points by arguing theirs
yea
the wrists are only because they redid the weapon handling
the blunt damage is only there bcz of
uh
he should've parried
no clue
wasnt it because of the strength system?
nah
The wrist issue is gonna take time because it’s tied directly to strength
dont think so
What did bro do to deserve that
Yeah
he didnt parry
Idk how they plan on fixing it
Who are you and what have you done with Moai
Without overhauling the entire system
the fps is there bcz the devs bought a 500 dollar foliage pack
and wanted to get the most use out of their money or smth
this guy also didnt parry
Welp
skill issue
Fed him so much drugs he stopped being himself
who told u ts
Son 😭
The only one who communicates
Maybe their nocturnal
I can’t help but feel like I address this every other day 😂 theyre probably like me. I am always showing offline
he should've parried the stab to the dih
you always talk here tho
Willih without his dih
Hey you asked why there not showing online not why they don’t talk 
Idk why they don’t communicate
they probably hate you
why do the devs NEVER communicate with the community
what did i do😔
Guns
they are enjoying their money wasting it on supercars and bitches
ye
balright gng
galaxy and occasionally good malware
Just talking to talk gng 🙏
not this again
never seen palliotto, milek, and the other ppl
👹
am I wrong
yes
lmao
they literally have a 500 dollar foliage pack in their game
You guys don’t HAVE to bite the bait like starving fish you know
come on let the devs enjoy themselves
how much do these cost in total...
not all money has to be spent on the game
Money
3 shekels
gimme a sec
and half a penny
you can find these in the asset store i believe
Not as much as smartie pants over here
That’s money
allat just for the optimization to be ass 🙏
Meowl sword
Yo guys no way, you can make money inside of a game that costs money 😭
Source?
Confidential
i was showing him that they did not just "take the money and run"
😡
Source (also referred to as Source 1[1]) is a 3D game engine developed by Valve. It debuted as the successor to GoldSrc in 2004 with the releases of Half-Life: Source, Counter-Strike: Source, and Half-Life 2.
Son
Breathing to breath 🙏
As opposed to
breathing to live
Wrong breathing for sport
Professional breather. Takes a lot of practice and special training not to forget how
lets see that in total
he should've parried the punch to the kneecaps
your supposed to be wasting your money on supercars and bitches dev
Just cut him in half already 😭
the game made over a million btw
woah woah
Idk how much money they have as a company but halfsword games is backed by gameseer
Voice actor smart one
oh sure i'll break his neck with my bare fists then
2086.21 dollars * 3 is what
still a dev, let him get his share
blinded by rage i see
Good one, greatest trick in the book
6258.63 dollars spent on foliage alone lmao
I cant even afford the price of all the plugins
they dont pay you bro?
You didn’t scream enough
This argument getting me closer to lv 3
Back to the basement
🙏
ye br
also why r the new voicelines not in yet
they paid.
it wasnt 6000 dollars though
*6258.63 dollars + tax
It’s not like he’s getting 4.3 million dollars yo 🥀
6k on some bs
Im sure they can use it as a tax write off
it's the foliage
had to break all his bones before the neck tho
the devs evade taxes
he was resisting
Damage, you mean just death
Shriveled up like my grandma
no gif bruh
Source for that? I literally was hit yesterday crossing the road and I died immediately, so dont go telling me you could survive
Awkward
dih fail
ill beat your ass
bro is arbys
typo
can u spawn the car in the yard
😂😂
😭
from what
What the fuck is that tom cruise with long hair he looks terrible
why not
Learn
Are you the new barber 😭
i am the barber that uses hammer
Respect in
Meta
Yeah this doesn’t contradict what I said though brother I’m just saying there’s been no word of when or a progress report or anything which has led to me (not very involved with the community) feeling as if they game has died or became stale
still more than what they paid to kepontruck
REFERENCE
it has
i use a 6.46KG polehammer as my tool (ignore the guy in the background)
yea
Oh trust me I know. Ive brought up that exact point multiple times to the community manager in hopes he has communicated it back to the devs.
The guy in the background is the source 🙏
meanwhile the devs are racing in their porsches and lamborghinis
while getting blown
and on 5g of coke
He’s still on the dih shit
Hey can you do me a favor and either actually discuss the game itself or be quiet
Ok
Fuck yah dude an intelligent dialect thanks for bringing up that update point (which I did not know)
Dudes Arby’s with his dih gifs
Drop fist play in free mode mod and my life is yours
when👀
its a wilbur
i thought showing you the price of what the devs put in the game would show you that the devs are not spending all their profit money on whatever bullshit
Move on from him
His brain isn’t developed give him time
Please
Save file edit mercenaries to have no weapons and armor. Then spar with them
Even the baron agrees
Yes hes always busy
