#halfsword-chat-⚔
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the enemies that spawned on the map followed me all the way here and jumpscared tf out of me
LOL
i got sneak attacked
tracked you down 😭
this means you can do a manhunt in half swor dnow
i cant believe they actually hounded me down like that i was sprinting making turns for a while
i wonder can you kill your own mercenaries
how does one 13 willie battle
u can set combatantcounts with lukes custommap mod
with a string table
and then just have enough bp_spawners to accomodate all them
13 to be exact
FIRST I CAN'T EVEN PICK STUFF UP AND NOW THE HAND THAT WAS BROKEN IS STUCK IN THE GROUND
pull it out
What are ur damage settings
Average for both
im getting rid of this fuckass barrel pole mod i hate it now
Goated
What does that do
lowk average damage settings dont feel great at low level
Yeah i always change them
its a shitty mesh replacement i made that puts a barrel on the end of a stick, the bad part is that enemies can use it too
i generally just hate half sword (progression mode specifically) up until like
rank 4-5
SAME
i also think that
- locking certain equipment in freeplay behind progression mode rather than it being an actual sandbox
- losing your entire character when you die
was a step backwards
I got halfsword because it was marketed as a medieval combat simulator and sandbox, not a roguelike with half assed sandbox
they actually made it more forgiving from the demo
now you at least keep your equipment
imo
i guess in the demo you just clicked until you found what loadout you wanted
Free mode isn't a sandbox
The community manager himself confirmed this
It's just a place to fight endlessly
While
The term free mode is just alternative way of saying Sandbox
In like 90% of video games
which is very dumb lol
i disagree, i think the demo was more forgiving bc of the way loadouts worked in it, but I also don't think it's necessarily an issue of just pure forgiveness
guys guys y'all are acting like i would let this happen
i mean you might aswell just use half sword enhancer if you want a gmod menu
They should make dying but surviving the abyss work like the normal death and dying in the abyss the complete restart but make abyss like 10x easier
abyss is already easy
its just tedious if you murder everyone you see
which the ghoul mechanic is actually dumb
i hate it
you can avoid abyss for the most part if you pay off your souls a lot
I sort of quit the ea, it's not my cup of tea and that's fine.
Theyd make it easier by halving the dead count
Maybe my making it harder to officially kill someone
Grappling is NOT dead ❤️
they should just rework the way ghouls work and spawn
Or halving the final count
holy shit what
REVIVED????
how do you do
Lots of fucking around
Oh wait you have muscle
I lowkey thought it was just dead when EA dropped but I've been playing more and ts is still possible
souls should only accumulate with like a 30% chance when killing them while they have surrendered
Theres a trip you can do at any muscle mass when unarmed that I invented way back in demo
infact it is ALOT more possible
Works in EA still
Yeah exactly
Trip?
WHAT HOW
my main halfsword save is at 98kg no save editing
uesave editor
you gain muscle very slowly passed 93
I THOUGHT IT CAPS AT 81
Oh my god bro
100 kgs is way more fun imo
at max stature its 93
Does it actually work
I love when shit like this happens

Does the water in this map have any effect or do you just fall through it?
hey guys
give gun mod outside mapnowi
😭😭😭😭
nope afaik no custom maps have been able to get water functioning correctly, even the slums water dont work
Ts works on any muscle mass
Against any height
And any armor diff
Shits stupid OP lmao you just kick their leg out and then club their head down towards it
Repost, from da Demo
i think i can make it work
straight out of an anime
Not even my craziest demo clip ❤️
it blew shit up
id love to see it
Do you guys prefer the randomness of the current trade system or a buy menu with EVERYTHING thats available to your tier
prolly current
lowkey i think its ok i just wish we could craft our own armor
Repost!
Chat we need this in half sword full access
Pink laser sword
Boiiii EA so tuff
Reposte
The only reason i use trading is to get armor anyways so honestly we could just get rid of trading if that was the case
The other items you already find in lower tiers
yeah maybe keep it for lower tiers before you can afford to craft your own armor
that would be fire
Yas
Craft baron armor
I recreated this sword in the ea, it just doesn't go as crazy
Only if it includes clothing too
being able to craft an arming doublet in your color would be much more engaging i think
or hosen
balls
balls mode
AND SELECTING IF ITS THE SHORTER OR LONGER TYPE
or the game should just give them different names
Thank GOD ts is in the game I dont mind playing at 12 frames per yeah as long as Willards eye is detailed
I was legit halfway into knight tier when i found out theres an arming doublet thats longer
Repost of me aura farming :3
it's not that laggy honestly
Did you port it over from the demo or recreate it in the forge?
This wouldnt decrease FPS that much
Unless they used like 150 polygons for it
More of a joke than anything I get like 80fps with all settings maxxed besides a few
If you want to send me over your old demo loadout save I can give you the file exactly as it was to port into the EA build
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER SETUP ARE YOU RUNNING
Think I turned like foliage and post processing down
i just killed like 500 million people with that gunshot
yo i'mma updat ethe gun mod rn
another 500mb download session

Nah, the v2 of the purple sword is much better ngl
The issue with the og is that it was annoying to parry with
yee but this time it's 800 mb
holy fuck
877 mb i thnk
how is it that bad
why is your hair casting a shadow?
Half limbus
it's a big mod
I play on low settings
This is with every game
I am weird
Hd2 the only game I play with high settings
It depends on if you're using dx11 or dx12
oh ive always used dx12
Dx11 has worse shadows unless you put it on epic
i see
I am so weird, that you can find clips of me with 12 and 11
Randomly
I constantly swap between them
I seriously don't know why
Director: Mary Harron
Production Companies
Am Psycho Productions
Edward R. Pressman Film
Lions Gate Films
Muse Productions
P.P.S. Films
Quadra Entertainment
Universal Pictures
(I edited 2 seconds from the scene)
My pc can handle high graphics, I just refuse to play high graphics 
my pc can handle high graphics half the time
rtx 3060 12gb, ryzen 7 7700x, 64gb ddr5-6000
I play low graphics
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200 new gun mod update
Especially nowadays with the current spec prices
i dont give a fuck about temps because i use my pc as a space heater when my room is cold
How does it even function?????
shows 582 mb only
not the 800
Yeah but a graphics card can last a long time
strange
i know i used the same 1080 for almost a decade
And since new shit is getting nothing but more and more expensive
then it fried while i was playing fuckin roblox of all things
(Thanks ai)
just wait until it pops and we'll be scooping up high end hardware for pennies
HA
that or the government will just subsidize it for facial recognition and surveillance
could go either way
You think the prices?? Will lower when the bubble pops??
Son
That's going to take like
5 years
To get down to a "suitable price"
we'll all be dead by then so who cares
Prices raise overnight, and drop by decades
im telling you they need to add fsr framegen to the game in the next update because not everyone has a 40 series card (or a nvidia card in general)
this some bull
Ai willie, when?
give willie a glock
why do i have one of the strongest 30 series cards and yet i cant have framegen
Dlss is going wild
thank god i upgraded to ddr5 like a month before the chip shortage
jokes on you chrome is planning to make that
Now I never upgraded my pc in a minute
And confessions wise
I never have taken anything in
Or out
For the pc
So, changing shit is going to be stressful
When I do eventually get the stuff
gpu is easy, cpu is the most difficult, everything else is somewhere in between imo
I know the gpu is easy
It's deadass
Just take it out then put the new one in
And make sure it doesn't sag
And it actually fits
The cpu is what terrifies me
The pins...
How do I squeeze more performance out of this game?
I'm getting framedrops below 70 while on dlss ultra performance and maximum low settings on a 5070
enable framegen
if you havent
what game?
ah
...Half Sword
halfsword
on a 5070? that cant be right
what is your cpu
265k
I heard replacing the power box is easy, yet someone else said it's hard. I rly don't know
i feel like framgen would make the input feel weird
The sad fact
Is that there is deadass better pcs that are premade
And CHEAPER
Than the parts itself
the psu?
I meant damage wise
Yeah
That scares me too
Definitely not easy to replace
remove game chache
My tower is set up super annoyingly
are you telling me ai generated tips bro
It was pre made, i never replaced anything
ai overview ass tips
nope
the game had updated the blod engine so you may have old blood engine calculations cached making the entire thing slower
I mean EVERYTHING
it calles a function called "Deal Complex Damage" in Willie_BP
😁
no? you just unplug the power cables and remove the psu]
It's in the bottom of the tower...
Underneath a grate that is screwed in
dont you have a seperate panel you unscrew to get to it?
Right underneath all the components
How does armor work with it?
No i have to unscrew from the top
pierces it
like on the other side of the case
To get it out I'll need to take out the gpu and motherboard
wait so you are telling me your pc case only opens on one side?
completely???
you have a shitty pc case then
I am deadass thinking of just buying a whole new pc for a thousand dollars
thats why the psu is like that
new songs are fire in the game
man like get a friend to replace the case or smth
Because if I want to upgrade my gpu, I'll need to by default replace likely everything else
whats your problem with the pc
specs of the pc
you have
I wanna upgrade is all
yeye what cpu do you have
ye
They updated???? Or have you not played in a while?
OP but balanced ig
iirc?
it's a gun what do u expect
I am not at it right now
Plate armour is still very resistant against bullets
dude the guitar slides in one of the songs are so sick sounding
there are lots of 8 core ryzens but if you have like a 2800 if you dont replace the mobo ypou can get a 5800 and be golden
no expensive ram then
and get a new gpu
The word bullet proof comes from way back when people used to shoot at plate chests eith muskets and the dents that were created were called bullet proofs
kind of a midpoint between little bit and a while
Hmm
Ill have to download this game again
what i didn't like about the music was that it was kinda like... too clean and programmed? so its nice to hear some realism like that
i mean
i lowk want to know which song thats like the last birthday, but with the hurdy gurdy and guitar
Do you build your pc often?
Why dont you take it to a repair shop then
it is like 15 screws and you are done
yeah true
I live in central Florida.
The only fucking thing we have here is swamps and rednecks
plate armor does make shots less lethal tho
And the usual alligator
Start a yt tutorial and pray you dont completely fry every single component
Finding a Indian guy will be the first w of that goal
Yeah
Id imagine bullets would still pierce
Cartridge bullets
That are armor piercing by design
15 screws, yeah buuut
the 3060 has 10w more tdp and if you want to upgrade buy like a 9060xt or something like that
The motherboard rest ontop of that grate
unscrew the gpu
remove it
remove the 8 screws on the mobo
I think my psu is like.. 80w?
pull it out
your 2060 pulls 160w
I don't even think the psu is that high
it isnt possible my man
Last time I remember it was a laughably small number
what
man an 8 core ryzen takes about 90w
Maybe it's crazy high and I am misremembering like crazy
what specs do you have
send a screenshot of the psu name
when you get home
You can barely even see it
nee how twins
okie no problem
i'm updating the gun mod again
Deadass the grate covers like the whole thing
cuz i just realised how annoying the recoil was
Whoever put that fucking grate there is being witch hunted istg
make it even more ridiculous so it throws you back
no
You might be better off removing parts as you go
Make sure everything is fully plugged off
I know this.
It's been a while since the last update 😔
yeah i have 40000 pfennig now
I am literally training to be a electrician and going into the Navy as a submarine Electrician, I know basic stuff about electrical and how it can magically cause cool fires
Because last time I opened bios was so I could check fan speed
That was 3 years ago.
maybe thats the cpu power
Well yes but computer components can enter "bad power states"
Something ive heard
Well
Learned
I downloaded arch linux
After a week i learned how dogshit it is
And while trying to download another OS it gave me a kernel panic and i couldnt start my pc again
I mean, i honestly truth be told
Me upgrading doesn't matter
I had to remove the CMOS battery so there was 0 power in the system
The devs could put something in #work-in-progress to communicate with us or something
i dont know how to tell you this but 80W psus for pcs dont exist
By myself
yeah but you can upgrade quite cheaply rn
@restive barn what did you even do to the gun i cannot gunwhip willies anymore
I know I can get a 3060 for "cheap" prices, but bottlenecking is what kind of scares me
I don't even know how to build PCs yet even I can see that 80W Psu can't be possible for a desktop
man if you want to upgrade a 3060 is one of the worst upgrades to make
I thought 3060s were good
No
chrome bring back the broken collision for the gun body plaes
They are mid
i would say the 5060 ti 16gb is actually decent value until the price raised like 200$ in the past month
the barrel now has no collision
yeah but if you have a 2060 you are getting like 20% more performance
like an arch b580 is the min you should consider as an upgrade
wdym
or a 4060ti
20% more performance AND dlss 3
i made the gun body deal less damage
i cant hit them with the barrel of the gun
yeah i made the body deal less damage
and its just less effective in general
no i mean it has no collision
at all
yeah im fixing that rn actually
Yeah 4060s are great
it is avaliable on a 2060 man
if imma be honest i have no clue
A 4060ti was on my list for awhile
it's a problem with the collision mesh thats all i know
it only contacts with the floor
I honestly just wasn't sure if it was worth getting just yet
yeah no clue
atleast i can still hit them with the stock
it is like the baseline for the upgrade to even be noticable because 20% more frames for a completely new gpu is bonkers
yeah that works great with the grip
the back still deals tons of damage
yeah i noticed
I got a standing desk
To get my pc off the floor!!!
yeah definitely but the collision and damage of the whole gun was really nice
oh a bayonet rifle
i went from a 2060 to a 7900xtx
and before that i had a 1050 laptop gpu
xd
At what point will I have to upgrade the psu?
Because deadass, I want to avoid that
at the point you tell me the modell of the psu
i still have no idea what you have
new gun mod update
fixed the annoying ass recoil
how good is fsr image quality
It's a 500w
i';ve always been sticking with nvidia because of dlss
i cannot stand the look of taa
even at 1440p
dunno dont play games that use it but in cyberpunk it was good
oh then you can go to a better gpu for like the next 3/.4 years because by then it will be kinda old
It's a Apevia 500w, idk this company whatsoever 
if you have an 8 core ryzen (i still dont know which one ) you have like 200w for the gpu
Amd Ryzen 7 3700x 8-core processor
so any gpu below the 200w tdp is fine
Oh so i can upgrade high or?
The motherboard will surely be a problem
yeah like any gpu below the 200w tdp is fine
But yk like i said before
no?
I rly only play racing games
the mobo will take any gpu
So i don't need to go crazy
if you are okay with intel then go for the b580 it is crazily cheap for now
if you want like 450 usd then go for a 9060xt
9060xt is very good from what I know...
if you desperately want nvidia get like a 5060 or 4060
yep
a bit of a repost of my clip from reddit
I will not touch 5060!!
is that the bite mod
yes
he looks like anton chigurh
get the 5800 for the cpu or if you have money spare the 5600 / 5700 x3d and the 9060xt for the gpu and you are golden
no new psu and mobo
or if you want to save money just get the b580 and you get like 90% of the 9060xt for 150 usd lessw
Will thonk bout it
what about 5060...ti?
noe
why not
Because i don't want
yo hello i have not seen the crossbow spawn in for ages
did i reach a certain point where i cant get it anymore?
it can always spawn in the forest by the cart
thing is I’ve done liek 15 matches in the forest and nothing is appearing
FBI OPEN UP
why is there so mjuch ghosting
5070
💔
damn thats weird, u shouldnt be having that kind of issue consider im on 5060 ti
so is the the crossbow not appearing normal or what
I think normal cause I never saw it too
I’ve done like 15 matches bruh 💔💔💔
bro ı finished the game without EVEN knowing that was there
how do u randomise spawn point
wait u can't choke willies to death?
thats tuff
So...the game deleted my data a 3rd time and my backup ain't doing nothing, neither did uninstalling and then installing from the backup.
I've done all the suggested tips that I got when this happened the 1st and 2nd times
But ig everything is just gone
just start over, fuck it
enjoy killing people with farming tools
games not that hard
I was just hoping to have actually gotten the full baron set for once
Or to keep the weapons I crafted that worked really good
guys what is this i played an extra round
I think this happens if you quit out after you win a match but don't click to go back to the tavern. When you launch the game again, it gives you another fight and acts as if you've done one more than you should've
thats exacltly what i did
but still cool
so if i keep closing the game
i can do inf rounds
how do you randomise spawn point'
get dlss enabler on nexus
i use it to gain access to framegen and it reduces ghosting by quite a bit
if you enable the right settings
update game buddy
do dat
what was it
why
game already has it
then just use dlss swapper or something
can someone still explain to my why i die from getting a paper cut?
why hasnt that been fixed
Stupid question, but how do I gain even more weight? I'm at day 110 and my weight so far is 81kg
is there an effective way to like, grab an opponents head and bash it against a wall
anytime i try it it looks more like homer simpson strangling bart
i think i shot his arm
Watch very awesome arquebus shot by chrome334 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
I found it anyway
needs more gore
i shot a fully armored knight with a weak ass medieval gun. do you expect it to degut him or smth
Yo hold up, you figured out how to make it aim?
yes
Can we use this gun in coop?
ye it is lmao
Can you add John wick into the game 🤔
🤔 maybe
😨
Yo a canon?
yep
yes
I still think a fully automated handheld m61 vulcan would be funny
Or strap it on your back and go jetpack joyride.mp4
clean headshot
as you can probably tell, his head went flying as soon as I landed that hit
I think we should have sword only mode in online half sword in the future
Like soldier tier with a Sword and that's it no weapons no armor just hats and jacks
-# That was a joke the a shirt is called jack in the game 
guys why cant i play Half sword??
Willie's NOT having a good day. he's been blinded, his hand's been sliced off, and he lost his sword
and now he's dead
when is update..
is that a RIB?
nice little armored kill
What's the most efficient way to gain weight/muscles past lord rank? I've been stuck at 81kg for 10days now
your probably already 93kg its just not showing correctly
throw shields are fun
no arm but theres a arm
what a kill.
You’ve never gotten a paper cut and it shows
Theyre brutal
My best friend died from a paper cut
SHIT
you can use hooked weapons to hang on ledges
been trying to figure out how the armour textures work to make all of the armour sets black
I haven't found the right textures for the breastplates or the vambraces/cuisses, but I should be able to work that out
is there a strangling mechanic where you can strangle people
can i strangle in haflsword strangle mechanic
yes
yes
using the rondel again
he'll be fine
burger
Are the enemy attacks animations? I feel like they have 2-3 set attacks
There’s a burger in vegas if that helps
any update new yet?
no
how
there’s no more updates game cancelled
I want it
.pak modding, I'll DM you the files in a little bit
yo mopsen
THIS SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN MORE THAN A MONTH
new gun mod update
but it did
why is he screaming like a goblin
what song is ts
curt'an Wall - Fear of god Acoustic
youtube too
upload it on ifunny
got a headshot on a zombie with thrown pliers
proceeded to get launched into a wall at mach 3 next round
Is this sallet present in early access version?
downloaded
it's the thought that counts
world's least dedicated halfsword player
help
can you shoot yourself in the face with the crossbow?
I've tried many a way
and no
sad
700hrs in the playtest, 1000hrs in the demo, 245 in EA. I am closing up to 2000hrs in halfsword
Jesus christ 😭😭
sign up for HEMA already
@sand kestrel halfdoor
@slow anchor trying to send you the download link for that mod but it's not letting me share it over DM's, I think you need to add me as a friend first
@restive barn is it possible to keep the gun in anyway? a gun mod run would be peak
why the fuck did my merchant kill me
do u have luke's custom weapons mod
noh
where would I find that mod
and which one is it good sir
not released
who needs armor anyways
plot twist is you were the guy in the armor
damn you figured it out
just open the ue4ss console and then type "summon /Game/gun_griptest.gun_griptest_C"
good to know
I hate this image with my life
Thank you
but yeah i retired, made the new char on beggar and now i do lord and knight rounds xd
ah now i only have beggar stuffs, i thought the list stays like i'm on lord tier lol
replaced the gold on the Baron's cuirass so it would go with all of the other armour in the game
Nice. Like it way more than the gold
where do i find screenshots i take in photo mode
thanks, I was particularly happy with this one, it always bugged me that the nicest cuirass in the game didn't match with anything
Halfsword steam folder
i could only find my old ones from the demo
Right click halfsword, browse local files
thanks
what texture does it use
does it have to be on a certain map>
no
I may just be dumb
summon /Game/gun_griptest.gun_griptest_C
when I copy and paste it into the ue4ss it doesn't really do anything
unless I did something wrong lol
suddenly it's not working for some reason wait
yall can tell where i hit him the most
are you in a spaceship
yup
this is the most aggressively unreal engine map i've ever seen
true dat
this is the first original experience i've witnessed in years
a man blasting medival peasasnts with a fucking gun in a spaceship
let me tell you NO ONE has done that before 😭
idk how the summon command works for u
you dont have any mods downloaded right?
surely
gimme a sec
I just want to flip the gun around
i've just been inspired
I want to hit trickshots
all vanilla.
nah fr tho smithors spacehall map and chromes arquebus mod made this possible
awesome
in the meantime check this sick black hole out
tf is this thing on the left
spellbook boss fight
the tesseract obviously 🙄 tell me you dont know your ancient elder alien space objects without telling me you dont know your ancient elder alien space objects
man i need some education
teach me master
@restive barn this mf took my GUN
lord knows what he'll do with it! such a weapon in a peasants hands!
hes asking politley for your armor
gang
we need a dequitem video of a knight getting held up for their armor
does HF enchancer breaks the rules?
no
how the hell did you get a gun
can someone help me install HS enchancer for demo?
chromes arquebus mod
i dont know how
get the hs enchancer demo version (the manual install one) off of nexus, and replace the dwmapi.dll file in "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Binaries\Win64" with the one you got in the mod
along with any other files the mod comes with
ooh replace?
yeah you gotta replace it
i didnt replace, thanks ill try
btw why isd the fullscreen mode such a pain in the ass to alt tab from with this game
i did and still dont works
where there any other files the mod came with?
nah just a README
and youre sure you got the demo version of it?
look md
100%
it says theres two important files in hs enchancer
whats the path you put the files in?
D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Binaries\Win64
dude this is one of the coolest clips i've seen you hit
this shit is so crazy
i briefly revisit the demo every now again, and each time it's been very enjoyable
i'd parry it
🥹
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This developer recreated San Francisco at a near 1:1...
you guys think this would run well in halfsword
yes
send the files
genuinely wtf
someone slammed a pan into my willie
what happened to the gold bro
yo
Took it off, fits with more armour pieces this way
i think ive snapped his neck
Gonna test this, I'm wondering if the people it's not working for haven't updated it
sapce
Repost
anime characters after being punched once in the stomach
I figured out the secret to getting two-handed swords that don't flop around a ton
Get that wooden rod under the guard
put all the weight in the grip?
Nah that'll still cause problems
this weapon literally only has weight in the grip
everything else has no weight whatsoever
You're also the Incredible Bulk
And that's not a sword
where do i delete the save files in the new version
But still that's cool
my weight is 1 in the save, which is 93 kg
guys how do i restart my progress like make a new save file and everything
Why does your 93kg guy look bulkier than my 105kg guy? 😭
cuz im wearing clothes and you arent
go to C:\Users\YOURUSER\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames and delete gameprogress.sav
can i just go through the steam local files
i mean probably
i wouldnt know cuz i dont go through there
Clothes definitely make a difference, maybe height too.
because if i go into Halfswordue5 i dont have saved there
I haven't done any save editing though
😭
weight soley affects muscles, height just makes you look taller
what is that arena
its a custom map i made
cool
called Space Hall
Lmao
Official modding support would do this game wonders
hella neat estoc
Thanks, the model was made by @sly tapir, it's based on Fiore's tournament sword
I think it came out really nice
if the damn willie BP spawners and navigation were less broken I'd have made like 3 extra maps by now

im geeking out
its awesome
i need to figure out how to mod my ecranche's paint scheme into the game
someday

I can do that for you, its pretty easy provided you're willing to edit the actual texture yourself, I can place it into the game as a .pak mod
I'm not at my PC right now but if you shoot me a DM so I don't forget, I'll get to it next time I can
Check out the model here :)
sat his ass down
you did a perfect job
i need to MOD...
how does the sword function in game
you already a mod tho
once i get the fucking spawners here to work ima make history with the first willie ever to get hit by a car
Good lord
beamng 2.0
Bro casually leaking the new update
Many thanks
do you do hema by chance
There's only so many times i can bonk the Duke
proof that longswords are still useful
first time an npc willie breaks my leg (i still won)
ostrich moment
willie brain moment
gonna try and win with a broken arm
vegeta moment
okay i lost
send the pak uncle 🙏🙏
this deepy improved my 5kg sword
i find it pretty humorousthat my giant axe is better at dealing blunt damage than dealing slash damage
can you not equip armor in the abyss anymore??
When holding it, hold the left or right hand key to equip it, as if you were holstering a weapon
thank you i was so used to the auto equip
disabled both his arms in 2 swings and won
This game helped me comprehend fighting with a mace-staff
I'm not at my PC right now, send me a DM so I dont forget and I'll do it later
i cant
hes happy :D
Spinjitzu type shi
When the next update
Whatever you did to get him screaming, it must've been worse than how I play riots in high ranks
Sometimes I love this game. Then I get my leg chopped off because I stepped on an axe
boutta get this bad boy moving
ultimate challenge makes me wanna jump off a highway
first vehicular manslaughter charge in half sword soon
i know this hurt. i think the armor actually made it stronger which is cool
you get a guy with pitchforks and you're dead if he's in the same zip code as you and vaguely points in your direction
the abyss at least gives you a chance for a good starting weapon and decent health regen
and it's so annoying that even when giving up you're sent to the menu instead of just restarting
does anyone have some tips for beating the Ultimate Challenge before I decide to drink Drano?
genuinely how does it work that a guy can get stabbed in the chest 5 times and is still going but I am lightly touched in the thigh with a pitchfork and die?
WHY IS ULTIMATE CHALLENGE SO DYSFUNCTIONAL
I'm not just talking the fact how stupid it is to give you a knife against a militia
but also the pitchforks instakilling you
and the fact physics seem to just stop working
like all the bodies stretch and morph in weird ways
half the time weapons fly off the map or through the floor
What is actually wrong with it?
is this peak?
vroom vroom modafoka
what if there wearing a sallet or a bevor
pommel to the head
you wanna know how i got these scars, batman?
-# Warning: Staff of Sobriety is 70% less effective at sobering than simply demolishing the drunkard's limbs with a one-handed hoe
ow
hell yeah
Does thou hath plans to ride on metal horses?
no
oof
Peaceful victory lol
first blood in demo?
I freakin wish!
If we get modifiers in Freemode, i'll be set!
so goofy
restart the game
alright
it'll save your progress in the abyss
things i did not know until just now
- enemies can knock your strapped helmet off
- holding your blade to an enemy's neck forces submission (I thought you had to knock them down or do a certain amount of damage to force submission, didn't realize controlling their neck did too)
when’s the next update
at least 3
at least an hour from now
did you know you can die to the roof of one those houses?
is it today
yeah can't you knock down scaffolds or something
look at this video
at least today
what
yeah
Some time between now and then.
how you think of my death?
Brutal
LMAO
EXACTLY
i <3 letting my mercenaries run into fights alone and stealing their armor when they die
this is fun but i need to get these damn cars to do the damage
this was epic
do you have to have a mercenary to select doubles or something
