halfsword-chat-⚔

[sand herald]

lmao nice

[restive barn]

oh yeah btw gun mod new update is out i fixed the grips

[brazen topaz]

ever seen willie go to the dentist? no? well this is why. look at those pearly whites

[hollow frost]

Is it just me or is the rusty shovel unironically goated for a Beggar weapon

[warped apex]

Mornin

if only I could pull off this move on purpose lol

[warped apex]

Huge

[proud cliff]

a new morning, a new opportunity for the pot lid willie

[fast knot]

where did you get the gun from

[pliant crest]

Share the sword

[hollow frost]

OMG I FINALLY BEAT THE BEGGAR TOURNAMENT 😭

[warped apex]

I am \proud of you @hollow frost

[hollow frost]

Thanks man

[warped apex]

@hollow frost now learn flashy finishers

[hollow frost]

Currently practicing with the Staff

So far I like it

[warped apex]

just hit a pose

[hollow frost]

What does the color difference mean

[warped apex]

Abyss gear or something

[young granite]

is it weird to have a crush on willy?

im asking for a friend

[restive barn]

oh it's you again

[proud cliff]

pot lid kinda day

[silk spire]

thats insane

[scarlet raft]

how can you do that 😭😭

I can barely survive a 5 carnage with knights

Without armor or anything

I just steal weapons

But without a weapon??? 😭😭😭

[proud cliff]

pot lid is the primary weapon of the wild kitchen willie

I sometimes have this same issue when blocking axes irl, the blade can reach so far past the block

[scarlet raft]

Wait

How do I download half sword mods again

I need that one mod where you can make Willie spawn or wtv

I forgot

[proud cliff]

hm I'm not sure actually, I haven't modded half sword. maybe nexus?

[scarlet raft]

Even for early access?

[proud cliff]

yea looks like these read EA for the early access ones

[scarlet raft]

Alright

[opaque canyon]

Now make a m4 gun

[restive barn]

wayy ahead of u buddy https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7IwkLjTVARmhQzO4?invite=cr-MSx6Z2IsNDI2NzUzNTE4

[opaque canyon]

NOW THAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

THE GOAT THE GOAT

[summer pollen]

these two look like they've been friends since childhood, rivals and then reunited again

[summer pollen]

is that mod available?

[novel finch]

Hey idk if anyone is having this issue but everytime I try to play the demo it says my video memory runs out

and the game doesn't boot

[soft osprey]

Try this

[lean niche]

Crashing on Startup?

Right click Half Sword in your steam then navigate to -
Library>Properties>Launch Options
Then in the text field type -dx11
Close the window and launch Half Sword now in dx11!

[worn forum]

does anyone know why i cant equip arm pieces? it glows red on my inventory

[restive barn]

no

[worn forum]

ive been trying to figure it out for 20 minutes now im totally lost

[soft osprey]

Need an Arming doublet, remove chains

[worn forum]

holy shit thank u

[prisma stag]

Jacks are the best shirts against blunt weapons.

[restive barn]

holy shit i got a knight to give up as a militia

[opaque canyon]

😭😭

[prisma stag]

What if you let us craft a custom rondel dagger?

[near garnet]

No

[prisma stag]

if you had a front heavy rondel dagger you could stab through things much easier.

[restive barn]

who will win a drunk knight or an arquebusier

[worn forum]

yo does hiring muscle just hire troops for me

[restive barn]

yes

[tall thorn]

we got to 3/2 rounds o7

[thorn sparrow]

STILL NO UPDATE.

[barren hamlet]

1.5 months without an update in early access is a little sketchy

[tacit socket]

guys why isnt there a crossbow in free mode

[barren hamlet]

I love this game. Please do not fall victim to the classic Early Access launch and then minimal energy development after the money comes in...

[vital phoenix]

So, we thinking that it got abandoned?

[tacit socket]

it hasnt been abandond lol

[barren hamlet]

Not abandoned but the tone of the last comms thing suggests they have very little passion or energy for development. I think they think they crossed the finish line already

[sleek gull]

If there is no progress in 3-6 months, then it is cause to worry.

[vital phoenix]

... imo, the demo felt more fleshed out than the early access

[barren hamlet]

Sorry but comms updates every few weeks is unacceptable. If you launch a broken product you damn well should be keeping people update to date almost daily and certainly not wait 1.5 months per update

[vital phoenix]

Agreed

[high burrow]

get one in progression

[wanton zinc]

how do ppl gain muscle so fast and so much

?

in this game

[tacit socket]

yeah i got one

but its not in free mode

[high burrow]

insure it?

idk I have it

[tacit socket]

ok it worked thanky ou

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/phonk-trollface-those-who-know-rJ8ZsHhy73Vi3w8ku3

[jovial marsh]

Not gonna be active on the discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in Half an hour (wouldnt expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so PLEASE dont dm me asking me where i am (im with the girl ok) you’ll most likely get aired because i Will be with the girl (again i dont expect you to understand) she actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless discord degenerates fanatic of Half swording people (because ill be with a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting woman and not wasting my precious time online, i have to move on now (i dont expect you to understand)

[restive barn]

the server is 100000 members what made u think pinging here would work

[jovial marsh]

I dont expect you to understand (Im with a girl, ok)

[restive barn]

i know that

[thorn sparrow]

bro we got SCAMMED i swaer

YOU DONT DO 1.5 MONTHS OF 0 UPDATES

IN AN EARLY ACCESS

[restive barn]

0 updates?

[barren hamlet]

Potentially. It's a very common thing to happen in EA, devs take advantage

[thorn sparrow]

THERE IS NO UPDATES YES

LAST UPDATE WAS FEB 18TH

[restive barn]

they're prolly working on something probably

idk

[sleek gull]

Early access can often have gaps of up to 6 months between updates. Calm down y'all lol

[thorn sparrow]

OK BUT ANY EARLY ACCESS GAME SHOULD HAVE LIKE SOMETHING TO BE ADDED

[naive granite]

dont make sense

[thorn sparrow]

THERE HAS BEEN NOTHING

[naive granite]

they are not informing us of any updates

[thorn sparrow]

excactly

0 communication

"addressing feedback"

[naive granite]

6 months between update is impossible in ea

what could they be possibly working on

[restive barn]

i assume they're adding stuff like an armor fix, new voicelines, other stuff like that

[thorn sparrow]

yeah shouldnt have released it yet

if its 6 months

[naive granite]

a new brand new game?

[naive granite]

do these things actually matter?

[thorn sparrow]

I WANT A NEW GAME MODE

I WANT THE OLD ABYSS

HOW HARD IS TAHT TO UPDATET

[naive granite]

main 2 updates we need is gameplay advancements and optimization

[restive barn]

the armor fix definitely does

[thorn sparrow]

ADDED BACK DEMO ABYSS

thats not tough to do

[restive barn]

🤔

[naive granite]

wrist strength is horrible

[thorn sparrow]

I JUST WANT A hUMAN ABYSS

[naive granite]

i get it that we are weak at the start of progression but why add that to free mode

this npc ai is like playtest level ai

[restive barn]

not that bad

[naive granite]

randomly swinging

[thorn sparrow]

IT IS VERY BAD

[naive granite]

way worse than demo

[thorn sparrow]

Wrist is very bad

horrible

[restive barn]

it isn't that bad come on guys

[thorn sparrow]

i feel like IM LIFTING it

[naive granite]

give the ability to be able to play old abyss

give us a better free mode

[restive barn]

in two handed weapons it's pretty fucking bad but in one handed weapons it's not too bad

[restive barn]

this i agree with

[naive granite]

fix the optimization

[restive barn]

no clue why they didn't add a map selector to free mode

[thorn sparrow]

^ THESE THINGS EXIST ALREADY

[naive granite]

nobody cares about more clothing or armors

[thorn sparrow]

SO WHY NOT JUST ADD IT

NO ONE WANTS THE FUCKKING ZOMBIES

[restive barn]

and the 15000 sallets in the game

[naive granite]

yes which is why they are getting this much in the game

[thorn sparrow]

GIVE ME 3 SAVE SLOTS AS WELL

[naive granite]

yeah who cares

[restive barn]

literally just back up your saves

[thorn sparrow]

DUDE

I WANT

INTENRAL SAVES

[restive barn]

DUDE

[thorn sparrow]

INTERNAL SAVES

[naive granite]

why are yall trying to add more armor and clothing and location when the main game is in a terrible state like this

[naive granite]

not a bad idea

[thorn sparrow]

I DONT HAVE TO DO IT FOR MYSELF

WHEN THEY CAN DO IT

ITS NOT A HARD THING TO ADD

JUST ADD IT

[naive granite]

even games from 20 years ago has this feature

[restive barn]

GO TO C:\Users\USERNAME\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames AND THEN COPY GameProgress.sav SOMEWEHERE YOU WANT

THATS IT

[thorn sparrow]

NO

I DONT WANT TO

I DO NOT WANT TO

1.5 MONTHS

[restive barn]

LAZY ASS

[thorn sparrow]

FKN DO SOMETHING

ITS NOT LAZY

ITS DEVS BEING LAZY

1.5 MONTHS OF SILENCE

[naive granite]

it is

[thorn sparrow]

IM NOT LAZY

THEY ARE

[restive barn]

COME ON IT'S AS SIMPLE AS GOING TO A DIRECTORY AND THEN COPYING A FILE

[thorn sparrow]

I DONT WAENT TO

I WILL INTENTIOONALLY NOT WANT TO

[restive barn]

THAT"S THE SOLUTION TO YOUR SAVE PROBLEM

[thorn sparrow]

I CAN DO IT

I DONT WANT THAT SOLUTION

[naive granite]

clueless was the best sword player i have witnessed and now i cant see him posting clips or even talking in this server after ea

[thorn sparrow]

REALIZE THAT

[restive barn]

man makes up a scenario and gets mad about it

[naive granite]

he said that wrist strength and new ea is terrible too

[thorn sparrow]

do you notu nderstand

i dont want to do that

when DEVS shoudl have done that

[restive barn]

do YOU not understand

i gave you a solution to your problem

[sleek gull]

Chat today lol

https://tenor.com/view/give-it-to-me-now-scream-mad-gif-15777400

[thorn sparrow]

i dont want that Fix

thats not a fix to me

i want INTERNAL SAVES

3 save slots

Human Abyss

new modes

new free play

[naive granite]

resident evil games from 20 years ago has this feature btw

[thorn sparrow]

FUN SHIT in the game

[thorn sparrow]

exactly.

[naive granite]

in fact,%90 of the games does

[mystic creek]

i hhave he mod insalled but wheere do i get i or sm

[restive barn]

i can't defend some of the stuff but i swear to FUCKING god i gave you an easy solution to your save slots problem and you're declining it because "the base game doesn't have it and the devs are lazy"

[thorn sparrow]

<@&1268352604799369286> CAN WE GET AN UPDATE ON TEH GAME

1.5 MONTHS

OF SILENCE

I WANT AN UPDATE.

[restive barn]

honestly i kinda agree

[thorn sparrow]

I DEMAND AN UPDATE

[naive granite]

they are busy adding more clothing and armor

[restive barn]

just release an armor patch or something

[high burrow]

💀

play other games?

[restive barn]

like just increase protection blunt 100 fold

[thorn sparrow]

I AM BUT I WANT HALF SWORD

[naive granite]

they should be adding every little thing they done as patches or fixes

[thorn sparrow]

I AM PLAYING CRIMSON DESERT

[naive granite]

weakest argument i have ever seen

[thorn sparrow]

yeah like I PAID 25$ for you to tell me "Play other games?"

[high burrow]

its not an argument

[thorn sparrow]

ITS A DUMB FKN COMMENT

DONT BE DUMB

[restive barn]

just wait for them to sort things out

[thorn sparrow]

UR INTENTIONALLY DUMB

[naive granite]

will playing other games justify this 25 dollar ea not getting any updates for over a month

[thorn sparrow]

SO DONT

1.5 MONTHS OF NO UPDATES AND I APID 25$ OFC IM PISSED

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f5KGQs6.gif

[barren hamlet]

Wait they have a community manaager?

[naive granite]

chrome is working on the game more than the devs lmao

[barren hamlet]

WTF are they paying him for

[restive barn]

lmao maybe

[high burrow]

what gonna a community manager do? make an update for you?

[naive granite]

tell us what is the current state

[thorn sparrow]

GIVE US THE COMMUNITY AN UPDATE ON THE GAME

THATS WHAT

THATS WHAT I WANT

I WANNA KNOW WHAT IM LOOKING FORWARD TO

CUZ RN IM LOOKING FORWARD TO NOTHING

CUZ THERE IS NOTHING

[vital phoenix]

... seems like I started a riot. Fuck me

[barren hamlet]

Devs burned so much good will on the launch and their lack of engagement since then is really unfortunate. Definetly not good for business either.

[restive barn]

i want an update

come on just fix armor or something

[thorn sparrow]

Yeah they killed one of the most Anticipated Demo Games ever

[restive barn]

literally the easiest fix ever

just change Protection Blunt in every piece of armor to 100x its original value

that worked for me

[thorn sparrow]

Do you think they TOOK OUR MONEY AND DIP?

Yes

or

No

[restive barn]

no

[vital phoenix]

Yes

[restive barn]

come on man just download mods in the mean time

they make the game more playable

[thorn sparrow]

i wont do it.

[mystic creek]

i need help to download he mod please help .c

[thorn sparrow]

ill take mods when they are in the Steam Workshop

[restive barn]

what doesn't work for u

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/games/halfsword/mods?sort=createdAt&timeRange=allTime dork

[high burrow]

what a pussy

[thorn sparrow]

no

[vital phoenix]

That should be when the game has been out for a few years, not during the early access

[thorn sparrow]

i wont

download

i want convinence

[vital phoenix]

Fuck yourself dicknugget

[mystic creek]

i js need where tto install tthe pak file to

[restive barn]

yeah true but it makes the game more playable in the meantime

[mystic creek]

where?

[restive barn]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Content\Paks

put the pak there

[mystic creek]

thankks

[restive barn]

come ON man these are already convenient enough

[vital phoenix]

But if mods are needed in early access, then something aint right. Early access usually is rough, but not to the point of needing mods

[restive barn]

most of these you just have to put the file in the directory given

[mystic creek]

i paid 9 dollarrrs bec of my counrry

[restive barn]

that's fucking it

[high burrow]

buddy, bannerlord is shit without mods and its not even in early access

[restive barn]

it's rough but stuff will come out soon

probably

i trust the devs

did dirk get muted

[thorn sparrow]

nope

not to me

[restive barn]

🌚

[thorn sparrow]

no i didnt get muted

[mystic creek]

i downloaded the arquebus mod where can i find thhhe gun

[thorn sparrow]

why would i

im a customer who is upset

at the product

[restive barn]

do u have ue4ss downloaded

[thorn sparrow]

i was lied about the product

[restive barn]

did you read the desc actually

[thorn sparrow]

i was falsely advertiside the product

[restive barn]

when

[sleek gull]

you were not

[mystic creek]

i don ttalk abt tthat ehm

[thorn sparrow]

WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS A EARLY ACCESS AND I EXPECTED AN UPDATE EVER 2-3 WEEKS AT LEAST

anyhting

even samll shit

[red phoenix]

do I have any chances of getting good FPS at a buhurt with my shitty specs?
CPU i3-8100
Graphics RX 580
32GB RAM

[restive barn]

thats your expectation not their promise

[thorn sparrow]

my expectation due to other indie games

cuz i have a bar thats set

[sleek gull]

That is a your problem sir

[restive barn]

mhm yes and the devs TOTALLy lied to you

dork

[thorn sparrow]

slorpglorp riding the devs

who dont work on the game anymore

LOL

[restive barn]

i'm gonna get banned😂

[high burrow]

why you

[restive barn]

called him insults😔

[restive barn]

they probably do

but come on man i'm not even glazing them

[high burrow]

you are not that "I NEED AN UPDATE EVERY TWO WEEKS" kid

[restive barn]

i've been warned for simply insulting somebody man

[sleek gull]

At this point, report him for misinformation and consiracy theories and move on. He is not a serious person, and is only here to sow dissent.

[red phoenix]

I mean I get decent FPS with medium graphics in single fights but buhurt sometimes bring it down to single digits TwT

[thorn sparrow]

i am seriopus

this is insane

[restive barn]

yeah willie isn't much of a lag hog, it's mainly the foliage and shit

[thorn sparrow]

to not have an update for 1.5 months

[grave pecan]

if you are this dependant on a single game you should either stop playing games or find another gmae

[red phoenix]

I'm playing the demo btw

[restive barn]

oh then maybe

[red phoenix]

I think Early Access has more graphic settings

[restive barn]

i don't think he's this dependent on this game, i just feel like he just feels scammed

[sleek gull]

If you are serious, then you are also woefully ignorant of what to expect from an Early Access release. Particurally one that has only been released for two months.

[restive barn]

and that's totally fair for somebody who isn't too educated on what an early access is

probably

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/moBe6VQ2Om2AEhJQ8?invite=cr-MSxnc28sNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15 can you watch my clip ty

[red phoenix]

I think some people think early access games are supposed to be like Minecraft

which was getting like a lot of updates

[restive barn]

but yeah i agree with some stuff

like free mode is too limited rn

the zombies were a bit weird

wrists are buggy

particles render thru hair

[red phoenix]

wait EA has zombies??

[restive barn]

ye in abyss

they're technically revenants tho

basically medieval zombies

[red phoenix]

aw man
I really wish they had a bigger sale because it's still a bit expensive for my budget

[sleek gull]

No doubt there is work to be done. A lot in my opinion. But to expect rapid fire content / improvements is not the right expectation to have here.

[red phoenix]

my budget being "poor as fuck"

[restive barn]

r u still there with us

[thorn sparrow]

yeah im still right

all of u are wrong except Chrome saying
zombies
wristss and pritciles

[restive barn]

mmm maybe not what r u trying to prove

[humble iris]

🪭

[restive barn]

whats pritciles

[thorn sparrow]

NO ONE FUCKING WANTS ZOMBIES IN THE ABYSS

[restive barn]

yeah

[red phoenix]

I do

:3

[thorn sparrow]

You do til u dont

[restive barn]

you're the minority

[red phoenix]

I'm gonna be a little contrarian

[red phoenix]

that is how most things work I suppose

[thorn sparrow]

no one was playing this game cuz its a zombie game

[humble iris]

not true

[sleek gull]

Shoot, I don't even want the abyss at all, lol. Not until there is clear lore that explains why it exists, and why it functions as it does.

[red phoenix]

no one is playing CoD because it's a zombie game either but nobody complains about zombies mode

[thorn sparrow]

its basically a Valhalla

[restive barn]

prolly some kind of mind space

no clue why u can lose / get objects there tho

[humble iris]

Ive always thought of it as purgatory

[restive barn]

subconscious messages oooooh

[red phoenix]

I think it's purgatory

[red phoenix]

same lol

[sleek gull]

We all have thoughts and ideas, but the game itself doesn't really go into it.

[humble iris]

before heaven or hell

and you gotta fight your sins away

[mystic creek]

do i have to extracttt tthe zip in win64

[humble iris]

for the catholic church 😇

[restive barn]

what r ur opinions on buffslop mods

[humble iris]

i dont like it

[restive barn]

what zip

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-huh-what-iron-man-surprised-gif-17639389346286804402

[humble iris]

its the same copy and copy and copy over and over again!!

[grave pecan]

just say you dont want new content

[restive barn]

same, pluss they get too popular too quickly

[mystic creek]

zdev-ue smttth smtth

[humble iris]

it was cool at first

[restive barn]

no he's kinda correct

[humble iris]

now it kind of just diminishes everything

[thorn sparrow]

NEW CONTENT IS FINE BUT AT THE EXPENSE OF DELETING OLD CONTENT IS NOT GOOD

[humble iris]

and overshadows other mods

[grave pecan]

i know but the zombies are a cool idea

[restive barn]

yeah you have to decompress it

[humble iris]

over changing like

what

[mystic creek]

oke

[restive barn]

what are they deleting

[humble iris]

1-2 values in a save file?

[red phoenix]

so unrelated, message will probably get lost in the current discussion but
the keybinds of shift for sprint and alt for thrust make me constantly switch keyboards when playing, does anyone know a fix? I can't seem to be able to change the controls so I guess that's out of the question

[sleek gull]

The only muscle change I did was for Freemode, to make him as strong as a Progression Mode character. Anything more is fun I guess, but not for me.

[thorn sparrow]

The old Abyss Human Mode

[restive barn]

is literally the exact same except the humans are zombies

[thorn sparrow]

Not given a choice of Zombie opr Human Abyss is a shit choice

[grave pecan]

buffslop mods are like when people used to make giants with enhancer lol

[thorn sparrow]

YES BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE

[worn drum]

Update yet?

[thorn sparrow]

NO

1.5 MONTHS

OF SILENCE

[restive barn]

nah sadly

[thorn sparrow]

IM FKN

PISSED

[humble iris]

i mean if you think about it

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-huh-what-iron-man-surprised-gif-17639389346286804402

[humble iris]

if i killed someone

[restive barn]

plus i haven't seen wonderbeast in a while

[humble iris]

and they ended up in the abyss (like the game does)

and they are a revenant in the abyss

and then i die and go to the abyss

why am i not a revenant ?

[sleek gull]

There is not a month and a half of silence.

[humble iris]

i want to be a revenatn!!1

[red phoenix]

you are you just don't know it yet

[thorn sparrow]

That didnt tell us shit

[humble iris]

make me rotting flesh!!

[grave pecan]

his last message was in general yesterday

[restive barn]

yeah i checked

ME and wonderbeast are carrying the game rn😂 ✌️

[humble iris]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-is-this-173

[grave pecan]

arent most of your mods unreleased

[thorn sparrow]

i mean good job to you guys, @restive barn srsly u rock

but fuck me

[restive barn]

rain mod and gun mods are out

[thorn sparrow]

is it dissapoiinting

[restive barn]

ty gng😁

[grave pecan]

whaat

[thorn sparrow]

THAT 2 FKN MODDERS ARE MORE CAPABLE THAN A FKN DEV TEAM TO ADD ANYTHING

[grave pecan]

they have to add a mod ping for mod releases

[mystic creek]

/Game/gunmap doesnt worrk :C

[restive barn]

honestly i think they're doing a bunch of unreleased shit behind the scenes that they're not releasing for some odd reason

[humble iris]

chrome you need to start charging people for your mods

[restive barn]

the command is "open /Game/gunmap"

[restive barn]

not a bad idea

[humble iris]

5 dollars per

[restive barn]

maybe set up a patreon

[humble iris]

yes

[mystic creek]

..

[restive barn]

early access to new updates

of gun mods

[sleek gull]

It wasn't silence though. They spoke.

Typing in all caps, and throwing around hyperbole is why I can't take anything you say seriously. You crashing out over expectations no one set but yourself.

[restive barn]

and prolly early access to spellbook mod too

and the space mod

love that thing

[humble iris]

only issue is that people would like

give the file away to like

[thorn sparrow]

Keep sucking that Dev 🐓

[humble iris]

a bunch of people

[restive barn]

distribute it? yeah that's unfortunate

[humble iris]

yeah

[restive barn]

i think i'm legally protected tho

[humble iris]

sue them!!!!!!!

[grave pecan]

still most tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992404751939543060/1284781163377983488/photo_2023-11-10_18-58-39.gif

[humble iris]

cuka blyat

🇷🇺 🇷🇺

[restive barn]

yeah the spellbook mod is still wip

who wants it early

😂

ok but fr i'm giving it away to like

who ever wants it

who wants it

[grave pecan]

what if you focus on one single mod and finish it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-baby-kitten-kitten-stupid-kitten-sleepy-kitten-gif-342069638577054582

[restive barn]

considering that the gun mod will stay a buggy mess for a while due to the fact that i can't unpack the game assets

working on one mod would be boring asf and people will be bored quick

[red phoenix]

it did indeed get lost

[restive barn]

wtf is this in my screenshots folder

[grave pecan]

but u finish it faster

[spark axle]

updated dussack guard and a new curved blade model

[restive barn]

that's cool

[spark axle]

thanks, I found a guy who is willing to let me use his models for this pack so I have a bunch of really high quality assets to work with now

[mystic creek]

is there any way to bring it to a regular map

[restive barn]

currently all the methods are unreleased mods

[red phoenix]

please it's genuinely so annoying

[restive barn]

i don't understand

[red phoenix]

which part

[mystic creek]

.p

[red phoenix]

shift is the keybind for run and alt is the keybind for thrusting
shift+alt is the windows shortcut for switching keyboard languages
so everytime I try to run and thrust at the same time a big window pops up on my screen with all the keyboard languages and switches through them

[daring bluff]

Use full-screen or something similar

[red phoenix]

I am

[daring bluff]

Try borderless

[bleak bramble]

who up tossing they willy

[worn drum]

Need content update so bad

[daring bluff]

Or just change the language keybind to sm else

[red phoenix]

doesn't show up
still switches so when I alt tab back to here I start typing in japanese or smth but that's easier to get back
partial fix but still thanks :3

[bronze narwhal]

guys..

uhm

guys

71v1

71 souls mad at me

🙏

[daring bluff]

I'd get mad too

[brazen topaz]

weak......

[red phoenix]

not sure I wanna mess with windows keybinds TwT

[bronze narwhal]

bro

[restive barn]

why is my keyboard anglo saxon language\

[bronze narwhal]

you dont even get it

[daring bluff]

I mean if u aint gonna change keyboard language it doesn't really matter

[bronze narwhal]

I AM A COMMONER BRO

A FUCKIGN COMMONER

[restive barn]

gl gng

[brazen topaz]

ur fault

ngl

[daring bluff]

If I'd get killed by a commoner id be mad

[restive barn]

edit ur save file

[bronze narwhal]

WDYM MY FAULT

[brazen topaz]

aint that hard

[bronze narwhal]

BRO

[brazen topaz]

to just

[bronze narwhal]

SOME GUY

[brazen topaz]

use a staff

[bronze narwhal]

WITH A FUCKING AXE

SPLIT MY HEAD IN HALF

[brazen topaz]

and hit them in the head

[red phoenix]

thing is I do switch em somewhat often

[bleak bramble]

when someone is on the ground you cana hold your weapon near their headd

they will surrender

[daring bluff]

You can do that manually

[bleak bramble]

if they dont, hit G to taunt and they almost 100% will

[brazen topaz]

just turn into the baron dude

aint that hard

[daring bluff]

Since a keybind is just a shortcut really

[bronze narwhal]

BUDDY::

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

I HAVE A FUCKING KNIFE

[brazen topaz]

then pay them off

fool

[bronze narwhal]

jk

[bleak bramble]

ye pay em off or make them surrender

[bronze narwhal]

im a veteran

with

mace

thats called

[brazen topaz]

you cant make husks surrender

[bronze narwhal]

DEMOLISHER

[brazen topaz]

so NO you cant

[bronze narwhal]

1 hit to the head

[brazen topaz]

justtttt pay them off

[bronze narwhal]

and everythins gone

I CANT

[brazen topaz]

aint that hard

[bronze narwhal]

IM ALREADY

IN THE FUCKING DEPTHS

[brazen topaz]

oh

[bleak bramble]

sorry I meant
don't kill people, make them surrender
or pay off the huskss

[bronze narwhal]

IDIOT

im in abyss already

🙏

[bleak bramble]

you have super healing in the abyss so just dont lose any limbs

run away when you get hurt

[brazen topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omniman-invincible-2

you deserved this fate

[bronze narwhal]

yk what

cake

[brazen topaz]

what

[bronze narwhal]

imma call u and youll watch me

win this

lowkey

[brazen topaz]

BET

[bronze narwhal]

join call

[naive granite]

sad that they dont get damage from height or slams anymore

they barely get any damage

do that in the demo half of their bones are snapped

[median crest]

me and this willy knocked eachother out at the same time

[brazen topaz]

pretty sweet bro

tho PERSONALY ive never had that happen

[spiral crow]

How do I reset my progress in the EA like to full 0

[young saffron]

amazing technique

[keen gale]

i tried the lord tourney by myself and when they even touch me with their weapons i fall over

[warped verge]

blunt damage is absolute bullshit in the ea version

if one poleaxe touches your head you're suddenly getting railed by 3 guys in fullplate that keep bashing your head in

[keen gale]

[hollow quiver]

the curse of blunt damage

[spark axle]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/233

makes the game 10x more playable

[warped verge]

tysm

non ai description is nice too

alot of mods nowadays have ai thumbnails or descriptions

[spark axle]

that's probably true for a lot of the descriptions but most of the thumbnails for halfsword mods are just screenshots from the game

[warped verge]

mods in general i mean

[spark axle]

ah yeah okay

[warped verge]

should i install the plate buff mod tho

fullplate is already strong

basically makes you immortal

with very rare exceptions though

i was somehow stabbed in the neck by a commoner champion while i was wearing an armet and chainmail neck protection underneath

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/helpurseif-bunny

[pure token]

how do you hold the knife like willie does in the trailer?

[warped verge]

get a rondel

found in cellar sometimes

go to the back of cellar and it should be lying on a table

or steal it from an enemy

but thats alot harder

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/koharu-bunny

[warped verge]

because i have found only one wielding it

[dapper cloud]

I dont know if my bunny gifs are working.

[warped verge]

they are infact not working

you dont have embed perms

[pure token]

what does it look like?

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-angry-jhG

[pure token]

cause ive never seen it

[dapper cloud]

😞

[warped verge]

a round pommel

[pure token]

bet

[warped verge]

or just look up rondel dagger on google

i dont have image perms soo

[pure token]

ah i see

[dapper cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-bunny-cat-kitty-kitten-gif-4710761231535502921

nice

[pure token]

how did you just GAIN gif perms

[dapper cloud]

bunny

[pure token]

choso fuck you

[fickle steeple]

leveled up

[warped verge]

level 2 doesnt grant embed im fairly certain

wait what

did they change it

[fickle steeple]

how did they post a gif then

yeah pretty sure

[warped verge]

nice

[pure token]

lemme test it

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-confetti-yipee-gif-26461456

it works

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-sleepy-5

[warped verge]

https://tenor.com/view/jeppy-sidas-gif-12833393752032614927

yep

works

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-cute-78

https://klipy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-yummy

[fickle steeple]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-ohio-speed-m97G7AiS9ARTmey8DL

[sharp orchid]

Mark et pliers

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-rabbit-222

[pure token]

i just realised that your pfp is the hero song cover

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-ishowspeed-2

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-bunny-eating-1

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-226

[warped verge]

are you aware that this is halfsword chat and not general

[fickle steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-flip-ohio-speed-ishowspeed-i-show-speed-gif-17848793526982048199

[warped verge]

how are bunnies related to the game

[fickle steeple]

bunnies in half sword new update

[sharp orchid]

animals will be added to half sword soon

[dapper cloud]

they should add bunnies in new update

[warped verge]

that is not a good thing amigo

[dapper cloud]

yes

[sharp orchid]

its not, its a VERY good thing

[dapper cloud]

pls dont kill bunny

[warped verge]

some psycho is going to slice them up with a messer

[fickle steeple]

why not brodie

[dapper cloud]

😭

[fickle steeple]

animals the best update since the demo

especially bunnies

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bun-carrot-crunch

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-angry-angry-bunny-angry-bunny-thump-gif-11848453779130903701

[sharp orchid]

why dont they add the killer bunny from monty python

[pure token]

why do you have SO MANY bunny gifs??/

[dapper cloud]

bunny

[warped verge]

and they bite like ghouls from the abyss

but they can jump

[fickle steeple]

entering a cave and a bunny hops out and tears your throat

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wizardry-variants-daphne-bunny

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-surprised-3

[warped verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322573123459219457/1367688916202946600/3446d8ab79896f0ed646dd339b53ae9c.gif

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shocked-surprised-284

bad bunny runs into nice bunny, and nice bunny gets scared and jumps

[sharp orchid]

why would the latest super bowl halftime preformer run into a nice bunny??

[gleaming lodge]

Take this to general or im going to have to report you

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game

[fickle steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-scared-scary-flop-gif-8576938341887257950

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thump-bunny

[hollow quiver]

my problems in feedback are most value

[gleaming lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-arrow-shock-game-gif-14977122

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1486959078365335693/MedalTVHalfSword20260326235411143-tr-edit-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[warped verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/772138634929373195/1190686499948199977/aninhak.gif

[dapper cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-eating-25

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-shower-bunny

bunny showers, and is sad

[pure token]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-twitch-this-just-happened-on-kai's-stream-funny-skibidi-gif-4446364445021913783

[little verge]

As mentioned in the most recent #updates the next update is larger and needs more time to cook.

To talk a bit about the future, next update will not be a hotfix but a bigger patch, including new content. We're tackling stuff that require more work, and thus will require more time. We thank for your patience as we keep improving the game during its Early Access.

[thorn sparrow]

well could we be told what we can expect

cuz rn im just expecting Big

but Big couild be anyhting

and Big is Subjective

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-mike-ehrmantraut-scream-ai-bcs-gif-13936852466482969483

[sharp orchid]

i'd imagine theyre trying to add everything that exists within the game files at the moment. Like new gamemodes, weapons, and armor

they released a short recently of a preview of the pit gamemode from the trailer

[thorn sparrow]

see thats the Subjective part

you imagine

but we dont kknow

so thats where my frustration stands

wee are just waiting and hoping its good

but we dont know

there isnt much communicaiton of expectcation other than "big"

[sharp orchid]

well we kinda do, they released a short teasing some upcoming content

[coral pond]

Quick question just for anyone, I don't post in here a lot but wanted to post a pic in armory but it wont let me??? Is there a reason for that?

[sharp orchid]

they have some fuckass level system in place here, if you chat a bit you'll eventually be able to post images

[coral pond]

I didnt even know that was possible darn

[sharp orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bp_wmv-JoLY heres what i mean

it was released a while ago but it seems its close to release level even then

[orchid crystal]

Who uses a poleaxe like that lol

Maybe get some good players to do the ads 🤔

[warped verge]

literally nobody does that lmao

[thorn sparrow]

i use the poleaxe like that

[warped verge]

because of the blunt damage being batshit insane its just more efficent to smash their heads

[thorn sparrow]

i beat the game like that

[sharp orchid]

they should ask me to do their ads

[sharp orchid]

you use half sword stabbing with a poleaxe??

[thorn sparrow]

yah

not always

but it works

depends on the situation

[warped verge]

that is a pretty good working strategy against non armored champions

[orchid crystal]

I mean yes, the guy threw one close range two handed swipe, and showed how to go over head and use leverage against the guy, but the playstyle of extreme caution was not anything like how most people play

[little verge]

Some permissions are locked behind levels.

#photography📷 and #game-footage-🎮🎥 are open for anyone to post as long as it follows channel rules.

[warped verge]

it looks like hes playing more exanima than halfsword

[orchid crystal]

I use similar moves with paxe as parm, hook and pull, two hand swipes close up, use pommel side on the return (not as effective with parm), over the head drag or push maneuvers, big two hand overhead or into the side slashes..

[warped verge]

most people just usually halfsword the paxe and ko the guy

atleast thats how i do it

[orchid crystal]

But I'm not sitting there timing the enemy attacks that cautiously. Those videos need to be more hyped up, someone playing aggressive, taking a hit but then slicing the enemy in half or KO to the head with a pommel

Drive more people to the game kind of videos

[coral pond]

Thank you! its not very cinematic or anything since it was just to show off a silly poleaxe but it still uses the in game camera mode

[orchid crystal]

Yeah, it's probably the most reliable way to always win an engagement, but it gets boring

[warped verge]

armored fights are boring anyway

[little verge]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 Has almost no restrictions, as long as it's HS it's fair game.

[warped verge]

swords become useless and you just equip pavises on every single bodypart and just spam knockouts with a poleaxe

[smoky bear]

Agreed

[orchid crystal]

It's more fun to practice leg, torso, and neck hooks with max length parm

[coral pond]

Ooo even better! Thanks again! Thought it was just for videos

[warped verge]

i would much rather they add armored brawls so you could just wrestle your opponents instead of die of boredom trying to knock them off their legs with a staff

[orchid crystal]

There should be that for sure

[sharp orchid]

theyre fun if you know what to do

[warped verge]

literally what are you doing

fuckin wukong

[orchid crystal]

A neck hook with parm tends to rip off the helmet and makes for some pretty epic kill sequences after 😄

[sharp orchid]

im using the stick of instant velocity and despair

[orchid crystal]

That was actually pretty sick, used kick and body leverage to power swipe

[warped verge]

yo thats actually cool

are you using enhancer

or is it just janky physics

[sharp orchid]

its htis

the stick weighs like 9000 kg

i modded it in

[warped verge]

ohhhh

so its a mix of jank and mods

also did you just break that guys neck

and die afterwards

did you use ovrdths armory for it

[coral pond]

monk units in tabs

[sharp orchid]

still its cool af when it works in your favor

[sharp orchid]

nope, i modded it manually

[warped verge]

damn

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476736945739661463/MedalTVHalfSword20260223191228288-tr-edit-aef4-1772151778-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[warped verge]

where is the cartoonish star that appears when characters get comically flung really far into the sky

[sharp orchid]

i know someone who modded something like that in as a weapon

its a cartoonish star and it flings you really really far

so far the you lost box doesnt even trigger

[smoky bear]

You should try also modding ur save file to make ur character buff and heavier to make it a bit easier to control

[warped verge]

that would just not make it work

also i doubt you can make a guy lift it

[supple grotto]

I’m hoping we get a sling one day, I like em and it could be a fun weapon, swing and it releases at a certain point or release manually with some way to aim/quicktime event (Ik crossbow doesn’t have a ui sight but it’s more intuitive than a sling)

[sharp orchid]

when i released my mod on nexus, i did this

it did make it lsightly easier to control but the heavy weapons were still heavy

[smoky bear]

Ah i didnt knoe that i just use my buff ass guy to grab people and yeet them into the orbit

[restive barn]

when are you guys adding the new armor sfx as seen in the how to use a pollaxe video

oh yeah btw here's a video of the arquebus https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/moBe6VQ2Om2AEhJQ8?invite=cr-MSxoMUssNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15

[warped verge]

i saw that on reddit

so uhh

[restive barn]

that was me

[warped verge]

does that mean we're getting the gun outside the map

[restive barn]

ye\

i just spawned it in the arena

[warped verge]

i tried making the 9000kg staff

this is the result

probably need to use enhancer because this thang eats up your stamina super fast

ok nevermind enhancer is just crashing my game on startup

because i have the biting mod installed

which is cooler than enhancer

ill jsut use wemod

[warped verge]

also how exactly did you do it

using another mod or ue4ss

[sharp orchid]

yeah ue4ss and half sword enchancer arent compatible

its becuase the need to replace the same .dll file in the files

which makes either ue4ss break or half sword enchancer

[spark axle]

Pappenheimer rapier, it's got a custom blade too but I dont think I'll keep that

[humble iris]

looks very coolio!!!!

[spark axle]

thank you

It'll get a matching sail parrying dagger soon, it's not finished yet though

[normal orbit]

my game feels oddly dark

[sharp orchid]

then dont do that

[normal orbit]

huh

i mean it looks dimmer than it used to

[warped verge]

your hdr might have turned off

if you have it

[normal orbit]

my monitors are not hdr capable

[warped verge]

then i dunno

unless youve done some tomfoolery with the game files

and an ai generated description mod on nexus

[normal orbit]

i have done no tomfoolery!

imma reinstall see if it fixes

it is fixed

yippe!

[lyric junco]

i love the aesthetic it gives off

such a cool feature

[sharp orchid]

dance floor map

[fickle steeple]

analog horror willie

[lyric junco]

bloodstained willies are so pretty

naked demo abyss runs are the best

[lyric junco]

not hairy ones 🤢

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1486959078365335693/MedalTVHalfSword20260326235411143-tr-edit-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[lyric junco]

why does demo have such a cool face damage

[lyric junco]

cool photo

that's a tie

[sharp orchid]

HOLY SHIT

[little verge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jack-black-full-pull-fool2cool4school

[sterile junco]

now just what lil juicy level is this that you're adding in?

[sharp orchid]

its gonna be a spaceship soon enough

an arenaifeid one at least

but sadly its just the floor rn

[pliant crest]

Ree?

BiLl Hookin it

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mopXXgflWzoPyBN56?invite=cr-MSxsRDYsNDAyNTExOTcx&v=5

the spinning hits have so much power

[fickle blade]

whys it have so many spikes

[sharp orchid]

well its a spikey weapon ofc

[fickle blade]

well yeah but ive never seen one with that many spikes that compact

[sharp orchid]

absolutley

[sharp orchid]

secret weapon 🤫

nah jk its modded

[fickle blade]

i thought so but like what was the weapon you modded for it?

the normal one with spikes?

[lyric junco]

eg

[sharp orchid]

its a mix of a polearm grip, flail head and one of the flian spikes

just dupiclated twice

its what causes the altering colors

[fickle blade]

ah

[sharp orchid]

in hind sight, this might be the war staff spikes i honestly dont remeber

[fickle blade]

whatd you use the mod it? just a file editor or like an actual modder?

[near grotto]

Shugoki For Honor

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/moGWBPk2KvR0l0gPN?invite=cr-MSxhcnQsNDAyNTExOTcx

Bro

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/shugoki-dances-gif-21313554

[pliant crest]

they didn't even try

[sharp orchid]

used a custom unreleased framework from another modder i know, and made the weapon with a json file

[lyric junco]

i wouldn't either (without a crossbow)

fun fact: demo willie's willie is way bigger than ea willie's willie

[fickle steeple]

longsword so strong i carved out all his flesh

[pliant crest]

they caged willie for the EA

[lyric junco]

this is why he is so much weaker?

[pliant crest]

Probably tbh.

Blue balls gettin to him

[near grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116962918387425290/1265115811853500438/speed.gif

[lyric junco]

blue balls?

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/oblivion-indeed-oblivion-indeed-gif-27376941

[lyric junco]

giving willie a wet sloppy kiss pov:

[elder tendon]

half sword devs modelling every individual pore of willie's face

-# (i know its just a texture)

lol he's even got normal maps on his eyes

[tacit socket]

is there a way to disable hair

[pliant crest]

I mean, they took the time to make Willie’s Willie smaller, I’d hope he has some holes on his face.

👁️🫦👁️

[lyric junco]

demo eyes

[elder tendon]

jesus christ

the horrors he has witnessed

[elder tendon]

LMAO

[lyric junco]

on another note, those ears are really really good

[pliant crest]

Hot

[sharp orchid]

shot

[lyric junco]

fun fact: willie has no throat, they sustain themselves only by absorbing other willies with their spine

spinal cord leads to their rear

canonically humans in willie universe stopped progressing beyond middle ages as this willie cycle provides infinite energy, therfore they won

[upper urchin]

there were no signs

[lyric junco]

after driping down in liquid form willies start growing back to their beggar form

[sharp orchid]

i have such a hard pic but i need to open davinci to actually get the pic working

cuz rn its just in video form

[lyric junco]

i forgot how big of a pain in the ass pitchforkers are in the demo

[sharp orchid]

here it is

[elder tendon]

what the hell

[sharp orchid]

space sword

[grave pecan]

theyre easy to deal

get close to a pitchforker = easy win

[lyric junco]

if half sword and half life had a child it would be hamed half half

[pliant crest]

Mmm

My eggs

taste like

fish

[sharp orchid]

half and half

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18890916

[grave pecan]

use dodging and your weapon to get the pitchfork out of the place

[lyric junco]

i know, but if you get impaled you get impaled

[sharp orchid]

well stop eating fish eggs

[grave pecan]

you get impaled if you let them impale you

[pliant crest]

They aren't, sadly.

Fish eggs actually taste amazing

They don't taste like fish at all, depending on the egg and fish ofc.

[nocturne stratus]

fish eggs

wow

eeeYUCK

[pliant crest]

nah, they are actually raelly good.

[nocturne stratus]

what country are u from bro

[pliant crest]

IT's basically just little balls of flavor

[pliant crest]

The US, sadly

[pliant crest]

I've seen some of the things you post.

[lyric junco]

good

[pliant crest]

Now post more. 🫦

[nocturne stratus]

i only ask that cause ive never known anyone in my life that eats fish eggs

[pliant crest]

I love fish eggs

If I could I'd eat a bowl of just fish eggs

[grave pecan]

whats the most underrated half sword weapon

EA weapon

[sharp orchid]

messers

[elder tendon]

gauntlets

[lyric junco]

giant maces

[grave pecan]

if we are talking about overrated id say the flail

[elder tendon]

flail is op wut

[grave pecan]

and overrated

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-skull-spinning-gif-26443460

[lyric junco]

meh

[elder tendon]

flail is how i got my first baron win

[grave pecan]

i see flail glaze daily

[elder tendon]

one-tapped him with it

[pliant crest]

my turn?

[grave pecan]

i guess

[pliant crest]

😄

[lyric junco]

what is your dpi

[grave pecan]

i seen these getting alot of attention maybe not so underrated but still one

id say the casted maces

[elder tendon]

400

[grave pecan]

rarely see someone even mentioning them

[elder tendon]

casted maces do work

[sharp orchid]

i woudlnt say its underrated i'd say its just not good

its like a one handed less powerful pollaxe

[pliant crest]

egg

[grave pecan]

naah

[elder tendon]

well anything one handed is going to be less powerful than a pollaxe

[grave pecan]

its a pratically bone smasher in your hands

[elder tendon]

but you can two hand casted maces anyway

[lyric junco]

4kg mace is soo good

[grave pecan]

if you max out everything its super deadly too

even if it spins like crazy due to floppy wrists it will still probaly get a decent hit on the enemy

[pliant crest]

I just stabbed a guy that was behind me xd

[sharp orchid]

eh

[lyric junco]

i just noticed your pfp, lol

[elder tendon]

based

[grave pecan]

thought it was a cat

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/usrr-soviet-union-flag-flag-wave-gif-15053333

Only war is class war baby 🫦

[lyric junco]

real

[pliant crest]

Those who lifted the stones to make the palaces will be the ones who inhabit them one day.

[elder tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/badass-fucking-automaton-banging-shield-gif-12393995119131251444

[lyric junco]

i think we could keep the current inhabitants there, with the addition of chains of course

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-hayden-christensen-star-wars-gif-26185221

[lyric junco]

:3

[pliant crest]

All I'll say, is it wouldn't be a situation like they had with the Emperor in China.

[lyric junco]

don't worry, there are so many streetlights to decorate

[pliant crest]

I've heard the italians know a thing or two about that.

Who knew lampposts could be used to fix social problems. 🤭

[lyric junco]

really a miraculous invention >:3

[sharp orchid]

heck jumper

[pliant crest]

so was the guillotine

especially it's 18th century usages

[sharp orchid]

the last use of the guillotine in francfe was the same year star wars released

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/revolution-guillotine-marie-antoinette-off-with-their-heads-behead-gif-12604431

one of my favorite gifs ngl

[pliant crest]

Personally though

I think it would be peak if we made them work a bottom rung job at their own business until they died.

[elder tendon]

we should be better than them

😔

[pliant crest]

Nah, history has never been like that, and that's a lie sold to you so you don't do anything about whats going on rn.

[lyric junco]

Revenge NOW please

[pliant crest]

"We gotta be better than them" Are you actively killing people? No? Damn, you did it. You're better.

[pliant crest]

Pretty sure that would be revenge.

[lyric junco]

indeed