halfsword-chat-⚔

[median crest]

allergies been bad fr but not that bad lol

[fluid swan]

yeah

you need like 300 messages and thats it!!

[open holly]

i js drenched 4 heavy duty napkins in nothing but snot, and when i say drenched i mean worse than dripping

in 45 minutes

[south tiger]

It sounds like a lot but it’s easy

[fluid swan]

frfr

just be talkative!!

[south tiger]

Did you use uesave editor?

[fluid swan]

i honestly dont know how i got 110kg

but i got it

[eager chasm]

i js sliced this npcs ass cheeks in half

[median crest]

i just figure out if you punch someone shoulder hard enough they drop there wepon

[fluid swan]

delicious

[median crest]

i didnt even really punch him that hard

[main orbit]

can i be honest dude randomly dying like this all the time is so fucking infuriating

[eager chasm]

i js died bru going into abyss again

[fluid swan]

speaking about videos

there's one that weighs 3,9GB

and one that weighs 915MB

[median crest]

this is why you wear armor when fist fighting crazy willies

[fluid swan]

we ignoring the random sparkle

[eager chasm]

i lost my rank progress noooo

[median crest]

that was the impact from his axe he made a spark lol

[fluid swan]

i just did the most beautiful parry of my life + instakill

[bold jacinth]

the orb

[fluid swan]

a white tear went down my leg because of how good i parried an attack
-# okay ts kinda weird to say 💔

i knew it lmfao

[eager chasm]

yes i won against great foe

i think it said foe idk

game is so W for putting the Excalibur inside lol

[south tiger]

A Scottish claymore would be sick

[fluid swan]

#references♥_1450-1470

wait i dont remember exactly which guy said that to another person

uhhh

oh wait the name says it

just find a pic of it on the 1450's 1470's

[fluid swan]

mmh

[fluid swan]

lovely\

(yes im spanish)

[supple dagger]

Behold the 1Sword

[fluid swan]

si9ck shit

[median crest]

looks like im about to run up bro

[buoyant ravine]

Hello chat

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480340731808972981/MedalTVHalfSword20260308185936537-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[median crest]

i just disrmed a begger champ and he started throwing punches like hes tyson

[eager chasm]

what the hell is the ultimate challenge

ive got no gear

[bold jacinth]

loot it

the end

[shell hatch]

just bought ea why is everything SO sensitive to sharp objects

[eager chasm]

i lost lol

[shell hatch]

feather tapped and im cut in half

[lean niche]

🚫 chosenzephyr, that command is disabled in this channel.

[sharp orchid]

fuck that was clean

[nova shuttle]

can you pick whatever items you want in freeplay?

[sharp orchid]

yeah

most weapons tho youd have to insure from progression mode

[nova shuttle]

mm alr

can you get pole axe and halberd and stuff from that or do you have it from the start

[sharp orchid]

they have some weapons, im pretty sure the have some polearms

idk what is base free mode and what you have to insure off the top of my head tho

[eager chasm]

damn its hard

[median crest]

this guy deserved this t bag all im gonna say

[fluid swan]

i ALMOST got him there

[median crest]

i have a piv of me up there in the demo

almost the same spot lol

holdin willie down so my merc can beat on him lol

[sharp orchid]

you got mercenary pill keasants right here

[median crest]

lmao

[fluid swan]

this is actually half sword

[median crest]

yooooooooooo i just figured out how to do an uppercut

[sharp orchid]

this looks like yard

yard or forest idk

[fluid swan]

yard

[sharp orchid]

knew it

[fluid swan]

they vibing to it 💔

oop

s

shiii

it wasnt recording 💔

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480307566633418802/MedalTVHalfSword20260308165007336-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[nova shuttle]

u can use every map in free play right

[fluid swan]

nope

there we go
THEY VIBING TO IT

[nova shuttle]

what can u use

[fluid swan]

yard

and a lot of weapons (if you ensure them)

[nova shuttle]

alr i only played the demo and i got bac kfrom vacation so im tryna figure out how ts works

[median crest]

grampa willie off his meds again he trying to tweak out on me

[spark axle]

is that the fuckin enigma of amigara fault guys in halfsword

[fluid swan]

zombies but 2.6 long

[spark axle]

can they just not stand anymore?

[fluid swan]

nope

0 second video of zombies fighting (i killed them all)

[median crest]

it happend again lol i punched him and he walked off

[fluid swan]

brother in christ you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohhh-burn

[sharp orchid]

light snack

[cursive folio]

please half sword update this week 🙏

[sharp orchid]

juni ito reference??

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480356421391614123/a8ef8fa4-e082-4c0d-89b5-85278d64f0ec-render-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[fluid swan]

half sword is an experience

the chosen one(s)

[south tiger]

Nowhere to escape

My first photo mode picture

[south tiger]

What the hell is even going on

[median crest]

bro in top left hitting the perfect fold lmao

[long halo]

my game is suddenly having performance issues after running this game great initially

[supple dagger]

How do I copy and paste stats into ovrdth's armory? Im trying to get the mass of first weapon onto second weapon and it is not working because holding down left click to highlight text causes the menu to close and reset all values

[spark axle]

its a bug with the current build. You can get around it by right clicking the weapon you want to edit, there's an option to edit in a new window, which will stop the tab from closing every time you highlight something.

[supple dagger]

ok

[celest swift]

Have they said if there going to add more weapons to customize?

[warped apex]

After almost 200hrs in EA i'm getting smooth with it

[supple dagger]

Got jumped by the three deadly forces: Polearm, Mace, and War Staff

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dc-green-lantern-2

you fr

[fierce wedge]

this is how they killed knights

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts

it would be cool if brass knuckles were in this game

[supple dagger]

we have gauntlets

[median crest]

i know they are very affective

me chillin with this cool willie

[fierce wedge]

it'd be cool if they added the nine

[median crest]

nahhhhhhhh

[fierce wedge]

im never speaking again

i used a slang term for the first time in my life i dont like it.

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sending-secret-messages-via-electric-telegraph-lee

[supple dagger]

If this game ever got workshop support:

[median crest]

w pic???

[brave willow]

Stabbed through the heart, and you're to blame. You give RAGAMUFFIN a bad name.

[median crest]

put this willie in a chokehold lol

[timber pilot]

so wholesome watching someone get knighted

[worn drum]

Update announcement yet?

[brave willow]

Gave bro immediate brain damage and a seizure

[supple dagger]

My new loadout of weapons

[brave willow]

Broke ya neck

[median crest]

i kicded willie in the willie

[brave willow]

Remove helmet. Give brain damage. Kill.

[tall dagger]

give brain damage through the helmet! 👀

[brave willow]

Yo I just hit an actual clip. I have never removed an armet before.

I thought they were impossible to remove.

[supple dagger]

making a custom weapon, how do I completely remove the back module of the poleaxe head without it automatically coming back?

[brave willow]

idunno

[main orbit]

What the fuck 😭

[supple dagger]

hmmmmmmmm

[main orbit]

Thats where its at lowk

https://youtube.com/shorts/lUZZgpoJH0o?si=DcZELq8uEJAkWLs9

[brave willow]

There was more ass beating before this I didn't clip. They really jumped me

[supple dagger]

im getting closer

[tall dagger]

what the fuck 😭

[supple dagger]

i did it :)

[tall dagger]

fire. i want

[median crest]

bro i got went to freecam the exact same time i got killed

[supple dagger]

get a really long hafted axe and make these the the modules
you need ovrdth's armory

[tall dagger]

already confused

[supple dagger]

you need to go to nexus and get the ovrdths armory mod

[tall dagger]

ima look at all that stuff for 2 minutes and check out 😭

[supple dagger]

with the mod you can make all sorts of custom weapons and also edit the free mode player stats
some weapons for example

[tall dagger]

what do i do with the UEsave file. says "verify in powershell" tf is that?

[supple dagger]

Im not sure I havent had that happen
did you have the dependency file installed

[tall dagger]

yeah im reading the "read me" in OVRDTH's mod. UEsave is the dependancy but intstructions arent dumbed down enough for me

[supple dagger]

install this https://github.com/trumank/uesave/releases/tag/v0.7.0
theres a list just choose the one with .msi at the end

[tall dagger]

mhm. and where do i put it? thats the issue

[supple dagger]

just install it at the location it automatically chooses

[tall dagger]

it did infact not let me choose the location...

[supple dagger]

After installing it just open the application I think
then just click Open GameProgress.sav and get your game progress file from AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

[granite basin]

caan we haave the old way of stabbing with one handed weapons baack?

[tall dagger]

nah. keeps telling me to "confirm in powershell"

[tardy rain]

yall arent allowed to make mods anymore

what i say go

[warped apex]

trickshot

[tardy rain]

holy halfsword enhancer

[warped apex]

huh

[tardy rain]

modded halfsword

[supple dagger]

Im reading the readme and it says to verify in powershell as well
I think just do that
I cant rly figure it out either I didnt get that when I got the mod

[warped apex]

what about modded halfsword?

[supple dagger]

who cares

[supple dagger]

also why not lol

[tall dagger]

dont engage. their account isnt even a month old. likely a burner

[tardy rain]

cuz im the alpha

i say whats good and what isnt

[warped apex]

I'm getting better with grabbing

[tardy rain]

okay that was kinda tuff

[supple dagger]

like a cutscene 👍

[tardy rain]

icl

[tall dagger]

same!

[warped apex]

I'm proud to have gotten a good rondel kill

[tardy rain]

show me your slammmssss

[warped apex]

@tardy rain

I feell

[tardy rain]

slams are the only valid kills

[warped apex]

fell*

[tardy rain]

that was cool what u use?

[warped apex]

a computer

[tardy rain]

not a burner first time on dc

[tall dagger]

its hopeless. i confirmed the program was working in power shell and its still not syncing up. rip

[warped apex]

Have you seen such peak gameplay

[tardy rain]

wasnt peak i said so

[supple dagger]

I think you should send that in the #general-catfish-🐱🐟 channel

[warped apex]

@supple dagger replied

[supple dagger]

?

[plain brook]

shup ur not a moderator heres some hollow knight gameplay smwd

[supple dagger]

i know but

[young cradle]

This messages is not half sword related. Please say half sword related things #halfsword

[plain brook]

make me

[young cradle]

Muhfugga was that replying to you?

[plain brook]

https://imgur.com/a/QtbWcv0

[supple dagger]

you were replying to ME

[young cradle]

Yeah i was tellin you to only say half sword things because this is half sword chat. You said "i think you should send that in general channel" which has no mention of half sword. That simply cannot be

We must mention half sword you see.

[supple dagger]

I HATE LowLevelFatalError Line: 1415 SO MUCH

[supple dagger]

well arent you fun at parties

[plain brook]

teachers pets are worse

[young cradle]

My parries are timed perfectly imo

Dont know how fun they look but in most cases they look pretty cool

[deep shale]

im not very good at the parries

maybe ive footworked like 100% of the game

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-jameson-mouth-gif-24811570

[tall dagger]

@supple dagger hafted pollaxe mace 🔥

[supple dagger]

Disproportionate poleaxe

[tall dagger]

😭

[jolly gorge]

[supple dagger]

This abomination of a longsword

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/berserk-guts-pUp9Nb1czvHMY

finally got it right

[plain brook]

ZERK

[supple dagger]

I made it worse

[ember berry]

gods i miss weapon collision, i use to not hate fighting shields, now its just annoying lol

i also hate that im now actually being conditioned to expect such cheap shots through the shield whenever i fight an enemy with one.

all primary draw backs of wielding a shield are effectively gone once you can just swing through it.

[noble yew]

Guys where do I report copyright, some company is using half sword footage for their game

[agile crag]

how do i do the spinning of long weapons that i see people do?

[sinful mantle]

what company is it?

[noble yew]

Not sure but their game is

Gladiator Simulator: Arena War

Oh it's

Take Top Entertainment

[sinful mantle]

From the searching I’m doing all I’m seeing is some ai slop game

[noble yew]

There's an LLP at the back btw

[noble yew]

Yes but

They were using half sword footage in their ad

[sinful mantle]

Well I’m not quite sure how to deal with that because depending where you saw the ad there will be different ways to go about it

If you look it up you could probably find out

[noble yew]

Where as in country?

[sinful mantle]

which platform is what I meant

[noble yew]

Like mobile?

[sinful mantle]

like TikTok, YouTube or others

[noble yew]

Ohh

Like yk in mobile games

There's ads

It was there I saw it

[sinful mantle]

Literally no way I can help then

sorry man

[noble yew]

Oof

[sinful mantle]

Not even sure if you can do much about that

[agile crag]

i think i may have just broken the progression on accident

[wide cliff]

When Update?

[agile crag]

why cant i equip spaulders?

[fluid swan]

ts actually funny

[fringe wren]

wow

[fluid swan]

check your torso's wear, if it has a circle on your shoulder and lines going around your arm, then thats the reason
(i genuinely do not remember how the torso's wear is called)

[agile crag]

i do not know if this is what you mean, but for the armor slots i cant equip there are vines over the circle, for the torso wear do you mean the outer armor, the spot for the hauberk, or the genuine clothing spot

[fluid swan]

give me a second

[agile crag]

okay, and this is the same for my upper leg area (not being able to equip), and my lower arm

[fluid swan]

armour doublet, disable the chains

and for the upper leg area

its because you need the armour doublet

[agile crag]

so i need specific clothing in order to unlock those slots, right?

got it, thank you

[fluid swan]

(middle of the character, arming and w/o arming doublet)

[supple dagger]

New favorite weapon

[agile crag]

chat im so flail carried i couldnt

[fluid swan]

i use a longsword for combat (and i find it working a lot, just do a quick stab on the neck and thats your key!!)

[agile crag]

ive found that if you use something non lethal (such as the flail)

when i die 15 times i dont have to fight anyone in the abyss

as technically im still pure

[fluid swan]

i dont mind decapitating zombies that come from the nothing itself

[agile crag]

true true

[supple dagger]

added lower spike

[agile crag]

so uh i mightve

beaten the i think soldier tourney

and i was in a hurry so i was just pressing continue quickly and now im a lord

[rare hearth]

yeah thats a bug

[agile crag]

the lock opened like 6 times

[supple dagger]

nice

[rare hearth]

if you spam click u get extra ranks lmao

[agile crag]

can i revert it? i want to unlock it manually

[rare hearth]

u can unequip everything then retire your character and make background the rank after solider though you will lose muscle progression

[tired sage]

!!!

[agile crag]

my muscles my most valued feature 😭

any good way to gain muscle quickly?

[rare hearth]

running around in armor and swinging heavy weapons

anything to burn stamina quick

except slowmo

make sure to unequip everything

so u dont lose it

[supple dagger]

Swinging your arms around violently

[rare hearth]

not so peak

but works ig

we need someone to find the most efficient way to gain muscles fr

[agile crag]

can i gain muscles AFTER i win?

and also why can i just rob a dude of his ENTIRE fit after i beat him 😭

[supple dagger]

this is probably it

[rare hearth]

i think yeah

[rare hearth]

why wouldnt u

some npcs have better equipments

[agile crag]

literally robbed a dude of ALL of his armor and then proceeded to kill him with it next round

goner to baller

[rare hearth]

you can also try swapping hands

[supple dagger]

better with heavy weapons

[rare hearth]

yeah but u can js spam it or add it into the mix

[jolly gorge]

I've tried, feels really unnatural

[rare hearth]

i think spamming it with only one hand drains a lot of stamina

[rare hearth]

fr

when you spam swap hands with only 1 empty hand your character starts beating his meat

[agile crag]

theres a cap to muscles right?

[fluid swan]

95kg i think

[rare hearth]

the cap is supposedly 93 on max height but u can go over it

[fluid swan]

i still wonder how

i havev 95

[rare hearth]

i think they forgor to lock muscle gain when u hit 93

or just made it slower

[agile crag]

is muscles your mass?

[fluid swan]

yeah

and also strength

[agile crag]

what is the bar under mass?

[rare hearth]

shows how close you are from full mass

[agile crag]

so full right is max mass?

[rare hearth]

so if its at the middle youre half way through

[rare hearth]

yes

[agile crag]

darn i cant get bigger

ah too bad i have to play this game on the lowest setting or my pc explodes

it would look really nice

[agile crag]

i asked this earlier, but by chance do you know how people do the fancy spin of the weapon above their head?

[hidden whale]

just swap hands while you are swinging the weapon

it has to be in a certain position

just experiment with swapping hands

youll get it

[thorn sparrow]

so they just gave up on making updates?

just silence

[blazing comet]

Do we gonna have multiplayer in the time ?

[lunar compass]

not in the plans yet

doable though with steam remote play and split screen

[lunar compass]

its only been 3 weeks or 4 💔

[blazing comet]

Yeah but it’s laggy w remote play ?

[thorn sparrow]

yeah and 0 updates in that time

like wtf

its not likej there is much content to do

in fact they killed most of the content from the demo and made it less replayable

[lunar compass]

eh yeah it is

[lunar compass]

you do realise just how short 3weeks is 💔

have some patience

https://tenor.com/view/cartman-monk-gif-1940673257773281694

[thorn sparrow]

21 days with not a peep about what we can await

[blazing comet]

Mods doesnt works for multi online ?

[lunar compass]

depends on two things

ur connection

and ur friend connection

[lunar compass]

ive seen way worse from almost every game company

i agree communication is lacking

but man let them cook 💔

[thorn sparrow]

i dont have high expectations atm

[lunar compass]

they said they'll fix floppy wrists

that's my only expectation

[thorn sparrow]

well im enjoying Slay the Spire 2 atm

arlready have more hours on it than Half sword

😭

[lunar compass]

im hopping in bteween games

jhalf sword -> rematch -> roblox -> try to do story game in my steam library -> go back to half sword demo -> gets one tapped and switches back to half sword -> repeat

[agile crag]

on god ive been grinding slay the spire 2

beat act 3 for the first time, then beat it 2 more times in a row today 🥺

[maiden wigeon]

Lol I just found a ad that's stealing gameplay from halfsword and using it to promote theyr game https://youtube.com/shorts/ixpMzct7uaM?is=VF_9WJGaUYDC01Ny

[olive basalt]

"alpha male motivation" ahhh music

[south tiger]

AI slop

[dark fern]

they need to make that part of the game instead of having to do the steam workaround

just have it hosted on one person's computer and the other one connects to it, sidesteps all the desync issues

[lunar compass]

yeah uhh let them optimize the game first

but i agree

once they fix the wrist and optimization a way to do splitscreen with other players would be fun

i feel like someone will make a mod eventually

[restive cave]

I think it's already optimized really well the optimization is just not polished at all

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pet-cute-calico-calico-cat-gif-5501644413037865061

[olive basalt]

what is it even an ad for

[restive cave]

they're making a bigger update

meow

[frozen vector]

When tf they plan to release an update?

[restive cave]

so my humble old estimation is like a few more weeks

[lunar compass]

then it isnt optimized well

[primal geyser]

Probably, at least. Normal update schedule for games are much longer than initial hotfixing.

[lunar compass]

im pretty sure they found that the flies and hair are rendered individually and the flies are mirrors for some reason ?

[restive cave]

I do not believe any of that

the hair runs completely unlike its being all rendered

[lunar compass]

the flies had reflection (a user sent a pic as proof here)

as for the hhair idk but weirdly enough being bald made my game run better soooo

[restive cave]

well yeah

[high burrow]

lol

[lunar compass]

confirmation bias or actual strands of hair

call it

[restive cave]

playing without hair is gonna freaking run better because there's less physics

[restive cave]

If it was actual strands I feel like it would be unplayable

[lunar compass]

it should not run better man. if just removing the hair is enough to get more fps then the optimization was half assed

[restive cave]

that's the shit they do for movies

[restive cave]

how much though

[lunar compass]

not "every" strand but the hair definitely has some fucked up shit to it

[lunar compass]

on high it went from 30-40 avg to around 45-50

all done in duels and ii tried to be on the same map (yard or cellar)

although sample size is too small so like

could be confirmation bias

bleh

still the optimization fucking sucks

[restive cave]

I do agree that a bunch of stuff needs to be tweaked still but I feel they're doing pretty well with everything the game does

I can play at 40-50 fps on a 9 years old graphics card!

https://tenor.com/view/cat-arrive-cat-kitten-jump-bounce-gif-2199986893345488897

[lunar compass]

ehhhhh not really

physics can be intensive but the game runs like shit graphical wise

like

yeah idk man the game just runs like shit and it could be so much better if we could actually enjoy the graphism while fighting

[potent geyser]

quick question
can I expect to find Black Knight armor pieces in the Progression Mode?

[south tiger]

Some shit mobile game

[lunar compass]

you can

there's like uhh

bevor, half gauntlet, cuisse, vambrace, and uhhh

i think that's all ?

[potent geyser]

how can I expect to get it?

do I gotta loot it or is it sold?

[lunar compass]

oh no there's a helmet too

[lunar compass]

both

[potent geyser]

aight great

[olive basalt]

A phone would explode if half sword was on it

[lunar compass]

u can eventually find it in the shop if ur lucky or just steal it lol

[potent geyser]

I'll definitely be delaying the Baron Fight until I can become a kickass Black Knight

[lunar compass]

when the cartel is holding me and bro hostage so i send my phone with a bootlegged half sword running on it straight to their face blowing up

[lunar compass]

the black armor isnt the best tbh

the cuisses and helmet and bevor are the only black armor really worth running

[potent geyser]

Counterpoint: Style

[lunar compass]

the rest protects less than other piece of armor

[lunar compass]

shit dont even look that clean since u cant do a full set 💔

[potent geyser]

ok good to know

goddammit

[olive basalt]

Lmao

[lunar compass]

even the baron armor isnt technically the best armor

[olive basalt]

How to get the black armor tho

[lunar compass]

i think once i get home ill start doing an actual file with a ranking of every piece of armor u can find

and screenshots

to go with them

[lunar compass]

steal it or buy it when the merchant has it

[potent geyser]

Hell yeah ping when you do I gotta optimize this stuff (Other than helmet probably, gotta make sure I got good drip)

[lunar compass]

will do, that'll take me a longggg time tho

ill do a best protection tier

and best protection to weight ratio tier

[mossy ingot]

dude. i hope update is soon. more optimisation and such 😿

[restive cave]

udate

[mossy ingot]

fuck

[restive cave]

Say fungus but replace the f with ch

[mossy ingot]

yeah i do. every 10 years

[mossy ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-gif-21904924

:(

[restive cave]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohhh-shit-a-rat-dance

[lost rover]

Legendary Rat

[lunar compass]

ill start doing that tonight

[dark fern]

a mobile base building game, as always

[umbral kayak]

are you using nasa old computer?

[olive basalt]

Base building HOW THE FUCJ

Fuck*

[cold maple]

Question: i see a lot of pov videos on social media, is a first person possible or is that a mod? Thanks 😊

[ivory spruce]

yes press v

[fast bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxjP9s6J3uY

[cursive folio]

hope there's some update news this week

[bold python]

completely out of nowhere but if anyone didnt know you can jump by holding space, literally just found this out

[cold maple]

Thank you. ☺️

[ivory spruce]

no problem

[dark fern]

that's not supposed to go like that

consider surrender my man

you're making gmod noises

[loud pivot]

la zombie splitter

i cut it perfectly in half

[potent geyser]

how to get crossbow?

also why did thye make the Jester a fucking nightmare

[dark fern]

are there no Baron Shoes?

the ones that drop from him aren't even armored, much less gilded

[restive barn]

hey gusy im making a half sword space-exploration game

[umbral kayak]

in forest map, look near the wagon there a chest that have chance to spawn crossbow, each match you only get to shoot it one, unless you get the quiver, which also spawn at the forest map, also near where crossbow spawn but have spawn rate lower than that of crossbow

[topaz temple]

WHEN DO I UNLOCK THE LAST ARMOUR SLOTS AAAAHHHHHHH I WANT PROTECTION RAHHHHHH

im at man at arms and still no shoulder, arm, or upper leg protection, is it next tier?

[umbral kayak]

loot off dead body

[topaz temple]

the slots are blocked

[umbral kayak]

change your hose

only arming doublet let you wear all plate

other for some reason cant

[topaz temple]

omg thanks

[hidden pollen]

bro honestly

im the best halfsword player

i could easily beat all of you

[umbral kayak]

proof

[topaz temple]

cool 👍

have fun with that

[hidden pollen]

im just insanely good

[potent geyser]

Near the crossbow where? In the nearby box?

[umbral kayak]

yep

but like i say, low chance

[south tiger]

Anyone know what font this game uses?

[potent geyser]

how do I forge a Greatsword specifically?

is "Greatsword" even a sword category or is it just a Longsword?

[dark fern]

I'm gonna break ur knees

[sleek valve]

is it just me or are the npcs actually competent now

they parried the traps in the hall map once

[dark fern]

they still don't understand what a pillar or cart is

I think if they parried a trap it must have been accidental, I don't think they have any idea about objects in the map

[unique ember]

Its just long sword if I'm not wrong

[potent geyser]

In some ways yes
for example, they refuse to walk towards certain enviromental traps if you're watching them

[dark fern]

I love when the baron gets stuck on a pillar with his long pollaxe and you have free reign to take out his dudes before taking him on while he just looks menacingly

[potent geyser]

like the bridge in the slums or the various barrels that can fall in the alley

[unique ember]

Or if you hold your sword out in a "i will definitely plunge this into you if you get close" manor they will actually keep their distance

Sometimes

Until they get the urge to die again at least

[sleek valve]

They do understand what the traps on the alley are though

They actively avoided walking towards the trap in the alley when I was waiting for them there

[dark fern]

hm, yeah that makes sense actually

[potent geyser]

dammit I can't send images

how do I get the box in the cart open

[unique ember]

Wish the alley traps did a bit more

[dark fern]

they "see" props that move around but not completely static immovable stuff

the cart on the forest map is still absolutely inscrutable to them

[sleek valve]

Well they sometimes still try to get close but they usually actually knock the sword out of the way instead of "Why is my chest bleeding?"

[potent geyser]

oh

it didn't even have stuff in it

I thought it'd have the Quiver

[sleek valve]

heh

wanna see?

[potent geyser]

it just had a gold

I opened it

[unique ember]

"I think I have heartburn"

[sleek valve]

(if you don't like vocaloid music i suggest you turn your volume down for this one)

[sleek valve]

Quiver is usually outside the cart

not usually

alwahs

[unique ember]

Wouldn't it be cool if you were in the lord tier and you were playing a beggar/peasant tourney they had a chance to just surrender out of fear

[sleek valve]

You can taunt them

With full armor

And a weapon

And they'll beg for their lives

[unique ember]

Wait and they'll surrender????

[warm void]

willie had a thought

[sleek valve]

Yes

[unique ember]

I had the idea first I will sue half sword games

[sleek valve]

They've had that idea since a little bit after the day 1 patches

[unique ember]

I've had the idea since 2017

I can imagine anything

[warm void]

just attacked him so good, I managed to get both eyes even with helmets

[sleek valve]

bro thought of half sword before half sword was even published

then again i too thought of physics melee games that can be controlled by mouse

[warm void]

can you imagine GTA 6 releaing?

[sleek valve]

and thought it would be the PERFECT game

[unique ember]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-not-happening-not-a-chance-no-way-8ball-gif-16065137

[warm void]

Yike

[sleek valve]

nah dude, someone's going into jail for life and he said he'll miss GTA 6, but he definetly won't, because GTA 6 isn't ever coming out even if he's released 50 years later

[warm void]

oh yeah

we'll be kind and wait for him

[umbral kayak]

claymore are the closet to great sword irl, i guess you can forge that

[warm void]

tbh, I dont think GTA 6 will be that great without PC

[sleek valve]

i don't like greatsword in EA

they just feel like

longer longswords

[unique ember]

Greatswords usually have two guards right?

[sleek valve]

while in the demo it felt more like an actual greatsword

[umbral kayak]

i mean, realistically what usually catagorise as greatsword irl are just longer longswords

[potent geyser]

How do you forge a Claymore then lmao

[umbral kayak]

go to sword setting, get some picture as reference, try to slide stuff

[warm void]

Did I find a bug?

[umbral kayak]

if you feel cute you could also try to get it as heavy as possible

[unique ember]

Make it berry 🫐 long
And berry 🫐 heavy

And bobs your uncle

[umbral kayak]

☝️

[umbral kayak]

👎

[sleek valve]

center of mass of a greatsword is a little bit closer to the handle

or uh

crossguard

little bit closer to the crossguard

[umbral kayak]

if you need extra weight to that section you can alway use different metal

[sleek valve]

so regular longswords center of mass at 2 inches beyond crossguard

[umbral kayak]

gold are heaviest

follow by bronze

[sleek valve]

really fucking expensive though

course you can always edit your save and give yourself a lot of money

[umbral kayak]

so are most fantasy impractical thing made popular by rule of cool

[sleek valve]

or grind it

[potent geyser]

yeah I changed my mind

[warm void]

YO WHAT IS WILLIE DOING

[unique ember]

Make a really cool stick

Trust me

[potent geyser]

why bother making a Greatsword that'll just fail me, when I can just buy or steal the strongest weapon

[sleek valve]

hmmm, i wonder what's the true origin of reverse gripping swords anyways

[umbral kayak]

no dont it would be so sexy haha

[potent geyser]

Why Make a cool stick, when I can Buy the perfect Stick

[junior garnet]

Can you edit how much money you have?

[potent geyser]

Warstaff supremacy

[sleek valve]

like when was the first time media started doing reverse grip swords

[umbral kayak]

engine cheat

[umbral kayak]

war flail supremacy

[junior garnet]

Explain please

What file

[potent geyser]

Why should I pick between a sword or an axe or a polearm or a spear when I can have ALL 4 AT ONCE!

[potent geyser]

They mean a program called those 2 words in reverse order

[umbral kayak]

go to browser, type cheat engine, install it, do a little tutorial and volila

[unique ember]

Me during my son goku gameplay after getting brutally fucked by a pole axe for the 43rd damn time

[junior garnet]

Ah

[potent geyser]

is there a counter to getting hit by a polehammer to the head?

[umbral kayak]

hope for the dev to add a padding for the head, other than that no, there a reason it is used as anti armor weapon

[outer zealot]

how i kill thw first boss in the demo i´m stuk there

[umbral kayak]

tho i guess you can learn to block it using the alternative holding stance

that stance is the perfect block again any attack from the head

[restive cave]

parry

[sleek valve]

this guy SURVIVED tghe trap somehow

[potent geyser]

how in the everloving FUCK DO I BEAT THE GODDAMN KNIGHT TOURNEY

[umbral kayak]

BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA

[potent geyser]

the problem is they're better at it than me

[umbral kayak]

THIS SHIT WAS REALISTIC SO COPY REAL LIFE

[umbral kayak]

get war flail and cheese it

since war flail have bigger reach than most npc pollaxe

or you could made your own, longer pollaxe

[bleak frost]

Get better

[umbral kayak]

but generally i find getting mace/casted mace and a tower shield also work wonderful

[unique ember]

James Hard guide to beating an armored foe:
Step 1: Poleaxe
Step 2: BONK

[flint slate]

How come my character, who has been fine all the way through the past 3 ranks, can suddenly no longer walk in armour once reaching Lord?

This is fucking ridiculous

[umbral kayak]

did you remember to heal yourself

[unique ember]

You're not hurt or anything right?

[flint slate]

Fully healed, but my character literally just cannot stand

[umbral kayak]

or take off all your armor and check your weight

[flint slate]

same armour, same weapon

[unique ember]

In all arenas?

[flint slate]

Yes

[unique ember]

Strange

Oh hey I'm red

[umbral kayak]

closer and closer to terminally online

[unique ember]

I'm on discord at work

I already am

[rugged storm]

yo i have aquired the mighty baron set with the beak and sword but now i wanna add mods so which would be the best and how to i need the thrill

[dire bobcat]

Guns

[rugged storm]

shi man that would be crazy

but i wanna stick to the grounded medieval type shit

[umbral kayak]

guns is medival type shits

[tawdry ingot]

give me a number, 1-3000

[dark fern]

1829

[white harness]

I can send images now, im free

[tawdry ingot]

Alright. Give me like a week or something and I'll get that many angry souls

probably a lot more than a week actually

[dark fern]

I suspected that's what it was

why give such a high upper boundary then lmao

[tawdry ingot]

Because.

[sleek gull]

Guns from Half Sword's time period.

Guns people make for Half Sword

[white harness]

Half-Sword on the Steam Deck has been getting better, performance wise.

[sleek gull]

lol j/k

[tawdry ingot]

Definitely need the m134 sometime soon

[dark fern]

I want the GAU-8

[tawdry ingot]

gimme the USS Iowa actually now that I think about it

[white harness]

The thing made by General Electric?

[dark fern]

Baron too stronk, I need this to even the odds

[white harness]

As TheRussianBadger once said, "One spins to make things clean, one spins to make things dissappear."

[warm void]

HOLYY

THATS LIKE

84 chickens

[sleek gull]

more like 25.

If it were adult hens, 8

[stray carbon]

And the Baron has fallen to defeat me

beautiful

he is dead btw

got his weapon as well now

[vague mulch]

I mean given the fact about 90% of his blood content is now outside of his body yeah I'd say he's dead

[brave basalt]

Hi

[finite bough]

slapping them with a pan until they sleep..

challenge accepted!!

bro got cooked by a pan 💀

[supple ember]

Hi

[brave basalt]

Pan deals insane damage for no reason

[cyan cloud]

No reason? It’s a chunk of metal on a lever.

[finite bough]

it even works with knight champions

[brave basalt]

Feels like it deals the same amount of damage as a polearm

[finite bough]

it does more than that.. if you get a proper hit with it.. you can make willie go slide couple of meter and it will break his neck + ribs + arms

[brave basalt]

I knew it

[lone zephyr]

random but is there a reason why my dude keeps like backing up on his own

[brave basalt]

It always had that weird feel to it

[finite bough]

probably given up

[lone zephyr]

no like

he just randomyl starts backing up

[finite bough]

do you press shift and go towards it?

or press shift at all

[lone zephyr]

ye

[hidden ice]

Are blunt weapons good?

[finite bough]

you are in a fighting stance and it tries to avoid your hit

[brave basalt]

He didn’t know

[finite bough]

omg bro its too OP

[hidden ice]

Do I have to hit the head tho

[finite bough]

if you change your weight and height (height is inequalient in this case) and hit npc with a pan they will go flying

[finite bough]

any body part and it will break it for free

[lone zephyr]

i have no idea but itslike

im mvoing then it just like

starts backing up then trips for no reason

[finite bough]

if someone in a fighting stance coming right at you.. would you go hug him?

[hidden ice]

Where should the mass for my hafted be?

[finite bough]

do trials and runs buddy.. when you feel like you can control.. forge the weapon and use it :)

[marsh hollow]

pollaxes are amazing

[hidden pollen]

why do limbs come off so easy like irl when i chop someones arm off it atleast takes 5 swings to break the bone and the muscle tissue with a decent axe but in the game whoosh one slice from a butter knife and his arms off

[marsh hollow]

wish i could send a gif rn

what do i do to get to level 2

[past kestrel]

imagine allowing the pickaxe to pierce your body
haha skill issue

[marsh hollow]

the baron is unusually easy to defeat

[umbral kayak]

go to setting, go to gore, reduce the gore

[past kestrel]

keep posting messages

[umbral kayak]

but tbh most people irl arent trained for melee combat. and most of the stuff they use to kill people arent design specifically to kill people

[sleek gull]

Settings I use to make the combat feel better, and not get killed by grazing contact

[marsh hollow]

it would be really cool if there was a mode where you had to defend the alley from those zombie things, and they come in waves

[sleek gull]

Or at least some level of story tie in to why the abyss exists in the first place

[marsh hollow]

yea true

i wanna be like daryl n crossbow the zombies

[sleek valve]

Man, I got a long sword 2x longer than the longsword in that one mod

it's so stupid

[marsh hollow]

not a fan of longswords, they're a bit unstable

[sleek valve]

No

I don't mena regular longswords

I mean unrealistically long swords

Like

More than the size of a regular guy

[marsh hollow]

yeah fair, but tbh any sword thats too long is a bit unstable

geez

[sleek valve]

It's not just that it's unstable

It gets stuck on things super easily

[umbral kayak]

bro look at a game like this and ask for story

[sleek valve]

Even on the most open map, the yard, it gets stuck on the fence

[umbral kayak]

lmao you are here to legally kill people and rise up the social ladder

[sleek valve]

I have a sword

That can reach all the way

From one end of the fence to the other

In yard

[sleek gull]

Then remove the introduction when you load up the game. Because that is the story. It is missing a key compontent to the story, the Abyss and why it exists.

[hidden pollen]

bro tell that to a Roman gladius

[lone zephyr]

sweet lord i hate long weapon npcs

[hidden pollen]

i killed him with fists

[sleek valve]

except swords and guns, that's a war special

[marsh hollow]

alley riot is genuinely the best mode

[tough trail]

Hey

[umbral kayak]

i mean have you seen any sort of kill using swords in like about last 3 month

[past kestrel]

my willie reached 116KG of muscle mass on night 991

[lone zephyr]

its only fun when i can kill them from 5 miles away

[hidden pollen]

why wont they let us change maps in free mode ugh

[umbral kayak]

ok sure abyss is purgatory or some shits

[marsh hollow]

u can get to that weight?

[sleek valve]

well swords were specifically designed to kill people in that era, but nowadays it's just extremely outclassed

[past kestrel]

yes
it takes a long time tho

[sleek gull]

Cool. Add that somewhere lol.

Why are there zombies? Why do we go there? Why do we come back?

[marsh hollow]

wow damn

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-duel-sword-gun-gif-2799924675001588725

[marsh hollow]

yo i can post gifs now

amazinggg

[umbral kayak]

god love us killing shits, so he allow us to live again if we can kill zombie shits too

[analog stream]

Zombies are people you killed in life, so i guess, to save your soul you have to kill the vengefull spirits that stain yours with blood

[marsh hollow]

yall got a fav weapon?

[sleek gull]

Right, that makes sense. But until it is officially stated in game, we are just filling the gaps with assumptions. Logical assumptions, but still just that.

[analog stream]

Yeah its just a fun lil idea i had

[umbral kayak]

am talking about why sword would result in more cleanly cut limb, it common knownledge guns beat any kind of melee

[outer zealot]

How tf I kill the first boss in the demo I am stuck there and I can’t pass

[umbral kayak]

get long stuff, cheese

[outer zealot]

Ok, thks

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/startrek-star-trek-rikersits-riker-gif-5895292

[sleek gull]

Swords for their time in history were the great equalizer. At a point, they became pretty common place for home defense, and as a tool during duels to setting disputes.

Then the guns came. First they were expensive and owed by people of status, or soldiers. Then as they became cheaper and more available, they were the new great equalizer.

[hidden ice]

Istg these mfs just be executing me

[umbral kayak]

istg?

[sleek gull]

While a master swordsmen is an extremely dangerous opponent, any one with a sword was a much greater threat than one without.

Same with Guns. A master marksmen is a great threat. But anyone with a pistol is still a major threat.

[hidden ice]

I swear to god

[sleek valve]

rondel dagger

[hidden ice]

THEY JUST CHOPPED MY LEG OFF

[umbral kayak]

get leg protection then

[hidden ice]

Im on peasant tier

[lone zephyr]

like why must they stand ontop of me and fail to hit my head

[umbral kayak]

get a shoel

[analog stream]

Yeah tbh from what i see you either die quick or you get a pretty good chance at giving up

[umbral kayak]

or better yet get into a cellar fight, there a long scythe there

[marsh hollow]

cutting heads off is extremely satisfying

[umbral kayak]

help me out real quick

[unique ember]

Scythe is like the best early weapon

[lone zephyr]

sadly i have the aim of a drunk

[marsh hollow]

yeah same, its just luck for me 😭

[unique ember]

Got me all the way to baron and I swapped it for the baron's beak

[umbral kayak]

im blaming more on the physic in EA

[unique ember]

Only thing is in higher tiers you need to use it less as a stab/slice and more of a bonk/grapple

But thats an easy adjustment

[marsh hollow]

pollaxe is amazing for opponents with armour, especially if its heavy, it just destroys them

[umbral kayak]

having some sort of quality of life feature that measure your mouse movement and force behind your attack would be nice

[hidden ice]

Wdym

Where

[lone zephyr]

probably that back bit

[umbral kayak]

lemme pull up a cellar fight real quick

[unique ember]

Its near the candle stick thing usually if I recall

Also where the rake spawns

[lone zephyr]

the candle stick from the demo was like insanely op

[sleek valve]

scythe is genuinely op

[marsh hollow]

candle stick is still op honestly

[sleek valve]

wooden candlestick in the cellar is op too

on ea

[lone zephyr]

oh yea i dont have image perms

tragic

[unique ember]

Hook -> pull -> profit

Especially behind the head GOD

Feels so good

[sleek valve]

noo the schizophrenia is hitting her again

[hidden ice]

How do I reverse grip

[marsh hollow]

OH yeah, in the demo i would spawn defenseless willies and execute them with the scythe by cutting their heads off with that exact procedure

[lone zephyr]

poor willies

[marsh hollow]

i wanna know this too

[sleek valve]

Rondel dagger is somewhere in cellar

[unique ember]

Never used the demo scythe cause I don't play modded but I've heard it was more powerful

[sleek valve]

You can only use reverse grip for the rondel dagger

Sometimes it spawns sometimes it doesnt

[lone zephyr]

god i just remembered that one british psa were the dude says "your willy is rubbish"

[unique ember]

Only used it when I knocked down peasant boss

[umbral kayak]

honest opinion, rondel suck for this game

[marsh hollow]

HAHA

[past kestrel]

paint the man red!!

[marsh hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-cracker-realistic-jerry-ckacker-your-willy-is-rubish-running-away-from-the-cracker-lisa-the-vegaful-gif-9928167425884045414

[sleek valve]

It's so peak when you actually land the hit though

[lone zephyr]

hold on idea

[sleek valve]

The controls are inverted in rondel alt stab mode

so it's a bit hard to aim

[umbral kayak]

remember that duel scene in the king 2019

[unique ember]

After your 100th attempt

[hidden ice]

Ive found a rondel and a pitchfork not the scythe

[umbral kayak]

did you check the dm i send you

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-lets-do-this-battle-armor-falstaff-gif-15395703

[hidden ice]

Oh no I have dms turned off lmao

Ah thx

[unique ember]

I THINK the scythe and pitchfork spawn in the same place

[lone zephyr]

oh yea fuck

image perms

how much more do i need to talk for image perms

[sleek valve]

I've seen someone get a really smooth rondel kill in one of the threads though

[unique ember]

It just depends on the map, they don't spawn every time

[marsh hollow]

not that much tbh, ive barely spoken and i just got it today

[lone zephyr]

ahh

[marsh hollow]

ive sent 92 messages

[lone zephyr]

oo

[marsh hollow]

i wanna play rn but like my brain just wont be working at this hour

[lone zephyr]

i got annoyed cuz my dude kept backing up fo rno reason

tragedy

[sleek valve]

Courtesy of m00, ts so peak

[marsh hollow]

least fav map is slums cuz slippery and lag

[lone zephyr]

dislike forest more

theres a dead horse that makes me sad

[marsh hollow]

acutally yeah

[sleek valve]

This is so beautiful

[marsh hollow]

at least in slums u can hurl dudes off the edge

[umbral kayak]

lesbians love that map

[sleek valve]

least favorite map other than the obvious slums?

[sleek valve]

why lesbians?

[lone zephyr]

👀

[unique ember]

And then fall down on accident

[umbral kayak]

evil and intimidating horse

[lone zephyr]

evil and intimidating horse

[sleek valve]

hmmm

[stray carbon]

got all of baron's weapons and 2 armor pieces so far and i also got a copy of baron's beak

[sleek valve]

this is 100% a reference im not getting

[marsh hollow]

especially on the indecisive bridge

[stray carbon]

got out with 4k in the bankkk

[umbral kayak]

good, you not yet that terminally online

[marsh hollow]

that bridges chooses when it wants you dead

[sleek valve]

im not sure about that

[hidden ice]

Lies bro this scythe cuts about as much as my butter knife </3

[umbral kayak]

it not about cut it about reach

[umbral kayak]

it the best for early unarmored oponent of early game

[unique ember]

I'm TELLING YOU. HOOK -> PULL -> PROFIT

[sleek valve]

anyways i like the forest map

[lone zephyr]

i was a rake lover

[umbral kayak]

yeah bro dont have that terminally online pass

[sleek valve]

because bees

[lone zephyr]

love the rake

[marsh hollow]

i hope we will be able to throw spears better soon

[hidden ice]

I DON'T HAVE THE FINE MOTOR SKILLS

[unique ember]

Get the hook behind them, two hand that bitch and YANK

[stray carbon]

perhaps u know nothing about its power i used to use the scythe in peasant rank and i was killing everyone with it

[sleek valve]

I don't even use the hook method, I use it like a regular polearm and it works like a charm

[hidden ice]

I CANT AIM

[marsh hollow]

i FEARED scythe opponents in the demo

[unique ember]

This too

Its a good basher

[hidden ice]

Also Im using a short character I keep hitting the damn floor

[unique ember]

The mischievous point makes it better

[sleek valve]

why not make him taller

[umbral kayak]

picked the short king life picked the short king struggle

[unique ember]

Ankle bitter

[hidden ice]

I can edit mid run?

[sleek valve]

no, retire and make a taller character

[umbral kayak]

dies and you can create new character with mostly all your gear and money keeped

[unique ember]

Just take off everything and insure stuff

[hidden ice]

How tall should I be?

[unique ember]

Actually no you don't even need to take off stuff, judt insure

[lone zephyr]

tall as

big

[unique ember]

https://tenor.com/view/all-the-way-david-rose-david-dan-levy-schitts-creek-gif-20787576

[lone zephyr]

i like making tiny guys cuz its funny

[hidden ice]

Dont u become mad wobbly tho?

[sleek valve]

you could go for maximum tallness, that will get you up to 93+ max weight

tiny dudes get like 85 something

[hidden ice]

How do I get weight

[lone zephyr]

running i think

[marsh hollow]

brought him with me to keep me company

[sleek valve]

eat a lot of foo- wait you mean half sword

[unique ember]

For the first little bit maybe but once you grow muscle your fine

[stray carbon]

thats how i have my character however do keep in mind it will be HARDER to get up and armor will slow you down alot expecially when u have 0 muscles and u also literally lose stamina insanely fast

[umbral kayak]

no, taller=bigger
this game dev are anti dwarve so you have to live with it

[sleek valve]

This game hates David and Clark

[lone zephyr]

bad day to 150cm

[sleek valve]

y'all want to be big burly tall men

so be it

[umbral kayak]

they envies the muscle of gotrek gurrison

[sleek valve]

become big burly tall men

[marsh hollow]

i do quite enjoy throwing my opponent at a wall so yea being big and tall helps

[lone zephyr]

i like chucking them down the shit pit in slums

[sleek valve]

You won't ever be as tall as the knight champions

But you'll be plenty tall against most normal opponents

[lone zephyr]

its like that thing fisherman do where they throw the fish back into the water

[marsh hollow]

jokes on you I GOT A MOD, makes me 150kg

[sleek valve]

POV: gaining honor in rdr2

[umbral kayak]

ok real answer you get weight by burning stamina, thing like running, using bullet time, swing weapons alot until the screen is black all contribute to burning stamina

[sleek valve]

i have a mod too, and i modded in a ridiculously long sword longer than the sword in that one save game

[hidden ice]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST HOED MY BALLS

[sleek valve]

it can reach from one end of the fence on the yard to the other

[marsh hollow]

why do i play halfsword just to throw around small people

[lone zephyr]

willies got no willy

[sleek valve]

can i

yeah no

[hidden ice]

chat I am not old enough for you to make that joke ✌️😭

[umbral kayak]

are most mod still compatible with EA, i alway have mod on most game i play but i was fearing this was not the case since most popular mods seem to be havent update for months now

[stray carbon]

question do we have the full black armor from demo into early access? i only saw few pieces

[sleek valve]

I am not old enough for me to make jokes like this as well

🤔

[lone zephyr]

i am 17

therefore i can make willy jokes

[marsh hollow]

largeness

[sharp raven]

afaik the full set is not in the demo yet

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/danganronpa-no-thats-wrong-makoto-naegi-gif-26672582

[stray carbon]

u mean EA

[sleek valve]

i saw a save game where there's the whole

set

[sharp raven]

yeah yeah

[lone zephyr]

im sad i cant have the england armour that the demo has

i want to represnt my sad barren country

[umbral kayak]

leg hair 😳

[sleek valve]

why would you want to represent the uk

[lone zephyr]

i was unfornatue enough to be born here

[sleek valve]

do you like age verification 🤔

[hidden ice]

Ts gotta be ragebait </3

[lone zephyr]

cuz my granddad left india like 30 years before our family got rich back there 🥹

[umbral kayak]

lmao dude cant watch porn there

[marsh hollow]

gotcha nose

ingore the legs

[lone zephyr]

cackling

[sleek valve]

bro skipped leg day

[unique ember]

@hidden ice throughout their entire run apparently

[umbral kayak]

can you try to find a willy at the dick sucking height of your willy

[sleek valve]

how it feels to be 5'4

(me)

[marsh hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-jones-uzbek-gif-9108365450976190246

[lone zephyr]

willie loses his willy

[hidden ice]

I died and am in hell

[lone zephyr]

got i need to talk more i need to post 'ur willie is rubbish' my magnum opus

[unique ember]

Demo baron if he was in EA