#halfsword-chat-⚔

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silent cypress
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Do we know if you can gain mass in the abyss or is my abyssal Willie doomed to be flimsy forever?

carmine wave
humble bloom
stuck prairie
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can someone give me an easy to control pollaxe

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that can still hit hard

carmine wave
stuck prairie
carmine wave
silent cypress
humble bloom
silent cypress
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on the topic of abyss, zombie bites are annoying as fuck, no reason why they should be able to bite your hand before the weapon makes an impact, happens to me all the time at least
the stamina drain that comes with it is fucking ridiculous too

silent cypress
astral raven
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I guess I should just kill him and get a new character to hopefully fix whatever is wrong

humble bloom
slow iris
stuck prairie
slow iris
warped apex
carmine wave
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clean kick?

split pike
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is there any way i could revive enemy in free mode?

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cause

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oh i can't send pictures

restive barn
split pike
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is there any way i could send a ss

restive barn
split pike
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kind of

crimson compass
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wrist fix soon, surely

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I'd really like to actually play the game with good physics sometime

quasi oxide
carmine wave
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Trapped

carmine wave
carmine wave
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you put ALOT of force behind something with loose wrists

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just use momentum

high carbon
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is there any other way to get stronger/buffer besides rank progression

carmine wave
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repeat it like 20 times

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also strength isnt tied to rank

stuck prairie
crimson compass
# carmine wave in the meantime id use it to your advantage

No I'm good. I completely stopped playing the EA until they fix some of this stuff. It's just not fun, it's extremely frustrating to play at this point. I've been playing the Demo instead but obviously that still has its own problems.

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I'm at a point where I'm not really happy with either to be honest.

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I don't really need to "use it to my advantage" the game is already way too easy IMO.

lost viper
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They made over a milly and haven’t added shit since launch

humble iris
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Took the words out of OUR mouth

carmine wave
spiral meteor
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my fucking guy can’t seem to stand properly sometimes

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it’s like one leg he’s crouching and one leg he’s standing

carmine wave
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are you fully armored

crimson compass
spiral meteor
carmine wave
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if your THAT pissed then id just do hs enhancer if strength is ur problem

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but thats what id do

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but your not me

crimson compass
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It makes me so mad when my grip on the polearms just flops out, or the longswords just dont swing at all, or the swing lags behind the wrists because they are made of jello

carmine wave
spiral meteor
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oh alr

crimson compass
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It's not the strength

stuck prairie
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fuck these dumbass war staffs bro

crimson compass
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Just flat buffing strength wont fix the shitty wrists

carmine wave
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then check ur weapon weight

stuck prairie
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get rid of warstaffs

carmine wave
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obv if ur poleaxe is like 5 kg your not gonna swing it like a sword

crimson compass
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Historical weight. Polearm is 2.29 kg which is honestly on the lower side for a weapon like that. Swords are all 2kg or less

humble iris
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we CANT swing a sword

stuck prairie
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little to no wobble

carmine wave
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i can so idk

humble iris
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the wrists are so floppy its just a mess!!!!!!

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i heard they are fixing it though so HOPEFULLY thats in the next hotfix!!!!!!!!

crimson compass
stuck prairie
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stop complaining

carmine wave
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use a mace or something if you dont like side hits

stuck prairie
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a polearm with the lowest possible length

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is still long

crimson compass
carmine wave
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fiesty one aint you

stuck prairie
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dumbass

humble iris
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ladies ladies

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calma down

crimson compass
humble iris
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game has issues, we confirmed This

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Hostility not needed

stuck prairie
crimson compass
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My problem is that this should have been a day 1 hotfix

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Or ideally fixed at some point during the year they developed this build

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I don't understand how this even happens unless they just literally did not playtest their own game whatsoever even a single time

humble iris
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But I can see where Ur coming from

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Sorta

carmine wave
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they're gonna fix it

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stop getting ur panties in all a twist

sharp thunder
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rate the fit

humble iris
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No styop dont twist my panties

mental kelp
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byeah

carmine wave
crimson compass
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All it would have taken was for the devs to play like 3 rounds before releasing the game and been like "hmm this is wrong" and the changing the stats for the wrist strength.

humble iris
mental kelp
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bno

carmine wave
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let alone with game seer having 4

crimson compass
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I feel like it's fair to expect improvements as development goes on, no?

carmine wave
stuck prairie
crimson compass
carmine wave
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coding alone is hard

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physics is worse

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many people has complained about it before

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they know of it and you see the slowment of updates

stuck prairie
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theres no love yourself now gifs

carmine wave
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theyre gonna drop a larger one

silent cypress
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Im personally excited for the update I wonder what all its going to have I hope the update to the abyss to make it more akin to the demo as I prefer that version

humble iris
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It isnt simple

carmine wave
humble iris
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just be happy they are willing to change it

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like yeah, im not happy that the wrists and physics are weird af

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but they are going to fix it

carmine wave
humble iris
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so its not like its the end of the world

crimson compass
# humble iris

This is implying the strength system is the problem. I have literally spoken to Wonderbeast about this, and they seem to think it is 'fixed' at high strength and even BEYOND the soft cap of 93kg it still sucks.

hardy hemlock
silent cypress
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I'd like a custom coat of arms but id imagine that'd be a much later addition

carmine wave
crimson compass
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I just want fixed wrists, remove the stamina cost for switching sides on a polearm, fix the 1 handed stabbing already, and to add the rest of the blackened and blued armor sets into the game.

humble iris
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DUE TIME!!!!!!!!!!

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be patient !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hardy hemlock
carmine wave
hardy hemlock
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make it RIGHT THIS SECOND

humble iris
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So trtu ve..

carmine wave
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cuz i LOVE the one handed stab

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its good for lining up stuff

silent cypress
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Ive found the stab too unreliable

crimson compass
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It's awful what the hell are you on about lol

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They need to give us back the demo stabbing right away

silent cypress
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Could be a skill issue with lack of practice though

crimson compass
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Even the demo stabbign still sucked ass honestly I never expected it to get even worse

hardy hemlock
humble iris
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The reason stabs are bad is due to the wrists not having enough rigidity behind them

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Which if you backtrack like 8 messages

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They are fixing that

crimson compass
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I do mfer

humble bloom
humble iris
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Okay play it instead of pointlessly arguing

hardy hemlock
crimson compass
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The demo has a shit ton of bugs that are also really annoying though, so right now it's a 'pick your poison' kind of scenario

humble iris
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Yes

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EA has the content

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Demo has the physics

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Choose which one you want and play that

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Then wait for the EA to get its well needed hotfixes

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and then play that

carmine wave
humble iris
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its simple to wait

long sand
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anyone else been having entire computer crashes in EA when hitting someone in the head with a mace? sounds specific but that's when it's been happening for me

long sand
gritty salmon
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theory about the orange:
orange is stolen items from zombies? i think this happens when you die and you just stole an item so you bring it with you, or if you steal an item from a zombie
i stole this heater shield from a zombie and took these goblets adn chalices from the abyss

hardy hemlock
humble bloom
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I tried to see if the willie blueprint from the demo could be ported to early access and fix the wrists at least.
it didn't work because it was made on a previous version of unreal engine.
feels bad man

karmic python
gritty salmon
silent cypress
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I know they've stated that multiplayer is not planned but since we have split screen in game already, how feasible would it be to mod in multiplayer given there's some bones there already?

carmine wave
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or it could be rendering API

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dx 11 is more stable but looks worse

carmine wave
gritty salmon
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orange stuff is stolen from the abyss (zombies) and red is well items from the various loot stuff of the abyss

carmine wave
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my internet is tweaking

long sand
hardy hemlock
gritty salmon
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i havent had a computer crash from EA at all

carmine wave
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i got 16 gigs of ram a 5060 and a 12 thread cpu

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about 70 ish fps on med

long sand
carmine wave
humble bloom
gritty salmon
hardy hemlock
long sand
gritty salmon
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i have literally tested it

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thats not true

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i got these items before insurringg

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lets see what happens to orang eitem when insured

carmine wave
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it sucks sometimes but eh

gritty salmon
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well not orange'

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wait a second

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why can i insure an item that should be INSURED already

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Its almost as if its not that

humble bloom
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did you do it on a fresh save

gritty salmon
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tf u mean "fresh save"

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Thats just misinformation man

humble bloom
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have you insured a red item before

gritty salmon
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yes

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it turns yellow

silent cypress
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piss item

gritty salmon
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gluuup

sharp orchid
gritty salmon
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soemone spread misinformation on the internet

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infact i cant even insure any of my orange items they dont pop up

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but for some reason i have orange insured items? but none of my new orange stuff pops up so i think this is a bug with abyss

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or if you like leave an item in the abyss thats insured it comes back orange

molten sigil
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is 32tb of vram enough for medium settings

sharp orchid
molten sigil
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damn

silent cypress
sharp orchid
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get like 16pb and then we can talk about medium

molten sigil
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i sold my 2 of little brothers to get that card

sharp orchid
molten sigil
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is there a way to manually add more vram or do i need a new card

sharp orchid
rain kindle
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Hey guys, when I double tap my mouse button. Why does my jab go to the side instead of going center?

sharp orchid
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it will be patched soon hopefully

silent cypress
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any rough ideas as to when the next patch will be or nah? probably not I presume

sharp orchid
rain kindle
sharp orchid
carmine wave
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I thought the next one was a content and patch update

silent cypress
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I'm hopeful either way, I'd like if they fix the crashing with split screen at least so I can play this with my brother (and kick his ass)

rain kindle
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When are they adding guns

sharp orchid
rain kindle
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or bare minimum cannons

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what about planes and shi

silent cypress
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I think there was a gun mod for the demo

rain kindle
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nah im playing but seriouslyi though they gotta add brawl back

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i literally have 120 hours on demo with just straight brawl

sharp orchid
gritty salmon
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but like the only way to compensate right now is to use footwork to align yourself and do it when they are close

rain kindle
sharp orchid
rain kindle
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Hopefully they do something for april fools

sharp orchid
silent cypress
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I also hope they fix the wonky ass gravity in the abyss, whenever I put a pavise on my back my character starts getting pulled to the left constantly, same with some weapons when holstered

humble iris
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Dying means it gets deleted

rain kindle
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mf boutta walk out like

humble iris
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Even better you cant even repurchase it

rain kindle
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Even better your steam account gets deleted.

humble iris
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Even better they send hitmen to your home

sharp orchid
rain kindle
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even better they steal your airfryer

sharp orchid
humble iris
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Even better they cause your country to fall victim to countless nuclear strikes calling a nuclear fallout

rain kindle
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u right

sharp orchid
humble iris
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El cinco .

rain kindle
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Even better, someone comes to your house and turns the stove on and dips.

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and takes the 5

sharp orchid
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fastest win ever in abyss

main orbit
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Just saw this old video

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Will other gilded armor be in the game?

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And how old is the barons map lmao

sharp orchid
sharp orchid
main orbit
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It has the lighting and floors of the baron map and the walls and other stuff of the hall map

sharp orchid
main orbit
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Yeah but its also a lot shorter than hall and has no traps or pillars

onyx forum
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im guessing the idea of a medieval hall as a map evolved overtime as half sword developed

main orbit
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I dont think its either hall or baron

onyx forum
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in the itch io demo there was a hall map too

sharp orchid
main orbit
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It probably got scrapped and reused into something else

main orbit
sharp orchid
onyx forum
gritty salmon
main orbit
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Already in the game

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Just pretty rare

naive cedar
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well experimenting is fun

main orbit
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You have to scratch a guy with a blade or hit him REALLLY hard (iirc)

gritty salmon
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no i think it will be like this blood update because the blood in this games rework is similar to that of the trailer

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but before it wasnt

sharp orchid
gritty salmon
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theres so many sparks in that video with contact to armor that doesnt happen ingame rn that they have to be like thinking of adding it

naive cedar
sharp orchid
sharp orchid
small mortar
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Hold one of the spikes like an ice cream cone?

naive cedar
sharp orchid
naive cedar
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lulz broski is holding it in the wrong hand

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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oh shit yea im being a doofus

naive cedar
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OH MY GOLLY GOSH

naive cedar
sharp orchid
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this is the unnerfed stick of death

naive cedar
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how did you manage to get the stick of death to work

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i was trying to make something similar at some point but it never really went anywhere

sharp orchid
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our willie is just so strong that he can somehow wield a 9000 kg stick that is so broken not even thr ground can contain it

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speaking of my modpack i honestly might update it soon cuz I have some new weapons

naive cedar
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same way he can wield 2 1132kg balls of spikey steel that trancend physics and launch out at 100s of mph by clipping into his body

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duuuuude that first one

sharp orchid
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you should also turn them into gold

naive cedar
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OOOO GOOD IDEA

stuck prairie
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DUDE

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HOW MUCH ZOMBIES ARE THEIR

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IVE BEEN IN HERE FOR AN HOUR

sharp orchid
stuck prairie
sharp orchid
stuck prairie
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NO

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FUCK

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I PASSED BY A COFFIN THAT HAD A CROWN IN IT

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BUT IT DECIDED I WON JUTS THEN

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could i even wear the crown?

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if i got it?

sharp orchid
feral moon
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it was probably a goblet

stuck prairie
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lame

feral moon
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I've never seen a crown in game

naive cedar
sharp orchid
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the thing that pisses me off most about the lanter is that it spawns in angled and by the handle like this. Meaning it cant even be used for a handle

sharp orchid
molten sigil
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is there a way to play older versions

sharp orchid
naive cedar
sharp orchid
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js use a save editor

naive cedar
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lowk here, idk how else to do it 😭

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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i mean ive used a save editor before but with like BASIC knowledge

sharp orchid
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like changing blade materials, swapping pommels for blades, etc

low cosmos
sharp orchid
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im not sure if you can do it with a txt file, but i think its easier to make this in a sav editor

north gazelle
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bro is radioactive

sharp orchid
late crow
sharp orchid
naive cedar
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dam bro

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i just throw stuff together and test it hundereds of times till i like how it comes out lmao

hard totem
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Y'all I'm tired of my weapon glitching out of my hand 😞

naive cedar
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then after i can just send people my saves lmao

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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i aint got much loaded rn but if you want im down for that

stuck prairie
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rate the sword guys

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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i will get some shit to you rn

fast bramble
sharp orchid
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wtf am i making

naive cedar
sharp orchid
naive cedar
sharp orchid
naive cedar
sharp orchid
naive cedar
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artery assimilator also has the same thing its just an older version

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only thing i didn't make inside of that save is the bone reaver

naive cedar
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unless its progression mode cuz theres alot of shit in there that was made by the dude who taught me everything i know so far

naive cedar
stuck prairie
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"baron standart"

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are we deadass

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its just a normal fucking standart

quasi gale
gaunt vapor
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Can u make urself black in half sword?

naive cedar
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the way i get it to fling is by not moving my hands, walking foreward until i can hear my grandad blowing air down the phone from the retirement home

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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then i let go and walk backwards and it just goes flying

naive cedar
naive cedar
quasi gale
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Lmao can't wait to see what mods do to this game in a year

stuck prairie
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can u unlock the barons weapons

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or

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weapon

sharp orchid
stuck prairie
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you can steal his weapons

naive cedar
stuck prairie
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but not his armor

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fuck

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well

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i guess i mean

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the barons peak

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beak

naive cedar
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you get the armour by killing him and his weapons by litterally mugging him

stuck prairie
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i just got done fighting him

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are we deadass

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now i have to level up again

naive cedar
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just bash his head in with a blunt weapon

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then point your weapon at his neck and he shits himself

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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by doing that he drops the weapon hes holding

naive cedar
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that was made by my friend

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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i forgot that was all still in the progression tab ;-;

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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some of them are broken too cuz i kinda fucked with them lmao

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i still have the origional source of where they came from so i can reset the file

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only the ones in freemode are made by me

north gazelle
craggy ingot
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you know I always thought half swords realistic gore setting was unrealsitic and over extrragated until I saw actual gorey parts of history

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unrealistic*

sharp orchid
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im going to absolutley steal this im so sorry its too good

sharp orchid
north gazelle
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could make some really cool sword with this

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a rapier

sharp orchid
north gazelle
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i gotta start making some modded sword too

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rn tho im really enjoying the greatsword

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this whole time it was possible to use by just swapping the grip

naive cedar
sharp orchid
naive cedar
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its just if you do upload it to smth like nexus

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try put credit where possible

sharp orchid
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but i will give credit even then

naive cedar
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but but thing here, if you are just taking the poleaxe grip idea

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i dont need credit for it

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its just if its uploading the whole weapon

sharp orchid
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like materials and all

naive cedar
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yea dude use the guard idea as much as you want im fine with that LMAO

naive cedar
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cool thing i found, try use my rapier and do a slash, weird shit happens

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again, just to clarify, i dont need credit unless i made the whole weapon

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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i was thinking about uploading my shit to nexus yk

sharp orchid
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im not planning on taking whole weapons

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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and also "the staff" is litterally just a staff

stuck prairie
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what could i have possible done wrong as a lord to have 7 riots i have to deal with

sharp orchid
stuck prairie
naive cedar
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they caught you putting lead in the water supply

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@sharp orchid BTW dude, how do your wrist blades work

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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ahhhhhh thats cool

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how small is the grip, i was trying to make something similar at some point and you kinda figured out what i was trying to do

south tiger
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Is there a guts sword for EA yet

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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yea a few

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it was the first thing i ever made im pretty sure

naive cedar
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oh yea smitor, i think ive seen people on youtube using your weapons yk

plain brook
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the most badass ive ever felt in half sword, this fight was like a action movie with willies getting up and down everywhere and the last guy being scared of me

naive cedar
surreal inlet
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how much will the game be on full release

naive cedar
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it was on shorts i think

unique ember
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They definitely nerfed the baron right?

crimson compass
unique ember
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This dude is made out of paper lmao

plain brook
sharp orchid
unique ember
molten sigil
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what does febergebrebar mean

sharp orchid
stuck prairie
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bro

molten sigil
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what lnaguage

stuck prairie
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i was BEGGING

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my mercenary

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I WAS BRIBEING HIM

sharp orchid
stuck prairie
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TO KEEP THE BARON

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DISTRACTED

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WHILE I FORCED SURRENDER OF HIS LAST MERC

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AND THE MOMMENT

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THE MOMMENT

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I LOOK AWAY

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HES FUCKING DEAD

cinder moss
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when are they going to release this on pc

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work faster we pay you guys enough

sharp orchid
cinder moss
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i mean like the split play

buoyant ravine
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@cinder moss

cinder moss
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yea

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@buoyant ravine

night kayak
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@buoyant ravine

buoyant ravine
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stop being impatient like that. its lowkey uncool

night kayak
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@buoyant ravine

buoyant ravine
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steam takes lots of their sales

night kayak
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@buoyant ravine

cinder moss
buoyant ravine
cinder moss
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it looks so ass

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and it runs so ass

buoyant ravine
night kayak
cinder moss
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atleast upload a game that can run decent

buoyant ravine
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its also on ue5

cinder moss
buoyant ravine
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youll start liking it the more you play it

cinder moss
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so if i released a game

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with so many bugs that cost 20 bucks thats unplayable

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i have to wait time

regal temple
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when are they gonna release this game on pc

naive cedar
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then do it

humble iris
buoyant ravine
cinder moss
humble iris
cinder moss
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its so horrid

humble iris
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but i'm not gonna take sides!!

buoyant ravine
cinder moss
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running at this for such a low quality

naive cedar
buoyant ravine
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first up whats your specs

cinder moss
buoyant ravine
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my game runs quite fine

cinder moss
buoyant ravine
cinder moss
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mogs ur shit ass laptop

naive cedar
cinder moss
humble iris
buoyant ravine
cinder moss
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side quest oveer here

night kayak
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@buoyant ravine

cinder moss
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20 bucks for a game that cant run decent

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js put it at 1.99$ atp

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or for free

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demo runs better

naive cedar
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looks like someonees mad about losing 20 bucks, broke ass bitch

humble iris
sharp orchid
humble iris
naive cedar
cinder moss
buoyant ravine
night kayak
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@buoyant ravine

buoyant ravine
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its affordable

cinder moss
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20 bucks isnt worth an hour for this shit game

naive cedar
buoyant ravine
humble iris
sharp orchid
cinder moss
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i see u want it

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broke fucking poor bitch

naive cedar
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lowk its not that deep twin

humble iris
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hey man dont be rude

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thats not cool

cinder moss
buoyant ravine
humble iris
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lets all be a positive polly right

night kayak
humble iris
sharp orchid
humble iris
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Are u FR bro

buoyant ravine
cinder moss
naive cedar
cinder moss
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on my PS5

sharp orchid
naive cedar
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LMAOO

cinder moss
buoyant ravine
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oh fuck me thats more expensive than my fucking pc

sharp orchid
cinder moss
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js mad u aint up yet

humble iris
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what's your job

naive cedar
sharp orchid
cinder moss
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my 19$ an hour job

humble iris
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as a

zenith flame
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yo I just learned you can pick up teammates

buoyant ravine
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looky loo another rich bitch in this server. i make just enough money. i mean shit i can afford battlefield 6 and a ps5 and resident evil requiem. you wanna know why i cant buy it? because i got bills to pay and i cant use any of those without power

humble iris
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Priorities are... Smart ?

cinder moss
humble iris
buoyant ravine
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i also have to pay taxes

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and currently some video games are the least of my concerns

buoyant ravine
sharp orchid
grave pecan
supple crystal
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genuinely how did they fuck this game up so badly that my axe won't cut into gambeson with a perfect swing, but if i bump into a halberd my armored leg pops off

night kayak
#

real

grave pecan
#

it even protects you from like

zenith flame
buoyant ravine
#

brother i work at ubisoft and i help with customer service i make $8 an hour with a 5 hour shift from monday to thursday weekly

grave pecan
#

friggin zombie bites

supple crystal
#

it would be nice if they used actual physics instead of videogame bullshit

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energy not being conserved is a big part of why everything is janky

buoyant ravine
#

i start work at 3 AM I end at 8 AM

supple crystal
#

a weapon sticking itself into my leg shouldn't constantly damage me like a lightsaber and then make me die in 5 seconds (legs are not vital organs)

buoyant ravine
supple crystal
#

also the fuckin spiked stick should literally have its spikes bend and break off from the first time trying to hit plate armor with it

buoyant ravine
#

making them is hard. use the third party stuff

sharp orchid
supple crystal
humble iris
supple crystal
buoyant ravine
naive cedar
buoyant ravine
#

i literally do my best to help them but it never goes their way

#

straight up thinking about quitting but nah mate i need the cash

grave pecan
#

god dude

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i really hate how strength makes you swing shit faster

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like

naive cedar
#

all jokes asside thats lowk impressive

grave pecan
#

it's okay with anything else but like

humble iris
grave pecan
#

with an sword you need accuracy and shit

buoyant ravine
#

better to suffer mentally from customers rather than dying from starvation and dehydration and all that

supple crystal
naive cedar
grave pecan
#

i gotta be cranking my sensitivity all the way up to be able to properly use swords

sharp orchid
supple crystal
humble iris
sharp orchid
supple crystal
#

satire doesn't work anymore, the actual idiots are dumber than you can make a joke

humble iris
supple crystal
naive cedar
#

to be frank here

supple crystal
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"the wrist breaking is fine you just have to cross your toes and pray to jobu" fuck off

naive cedar
#

the game is in early access

humble iris
#

Yes I am aware

supple crystal
humble iris
#

I am not simply Hating

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I am waiting for the fixes as one should do

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I enjoy the demo as I wait for the physic changes (and other important fixes needed) to come

supple crystal
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it'd be one thing if it was like ahh, woe is me, physics games are hard, whatever

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but there's so much bad design

sharp orchid
#

how tf does that work

naive cedar
sharp orchid
supple crystal
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i just love how if any object at all touches my helmet, ALL MY CONTROLS TURN OFF FOR SEVERAL SECONDS

#

i'm so glad they put that in the game

#

great feature

humble iris
#

Blunt damage is extremely strong

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For some Reason

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Overshadows everything Else

sharp orchid
humble iris
#

Pollaxes are the meta because of That

supple crystal
#

i have had to alt f4 this fucking soldier tourney round 7 like 8 times because the game just keeps fucking breaking

supple crystal
#

touching a spiked stick at 1 mph should not damage me

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no i mean blatant bullshit

grave pecan
supple crystal
#

like being lightly brushed insta killing me or knocking me over and stunning me despite doing 0 damage

grave pecan
#

there should be a balance between both to be honest

humble iris
#

Yes

grave pecan
#

blunt damage in demo was bs

humble iris
#

There should

humble iris
#

Compared to EA its considerably less bs

grave pecan
#

sometimes bs

supple crystal
#

they should start with realism instead of just blindly changing shit and ending up with a worse game

humble iris
#

fuck that crutch weapon

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i hate it

supple crystal
#

the plancon is why we NEED weapon damage

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those spikes are not surviving a hard hit to armor

#

theyre clearly like shitty iron

grave pecan
#

like in the demo you would see that shit on militia it hink

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and you didn't have even enough armor to protect yourself

supple crystal
#

god this game is just too fucking broken man, literally the guy imparts 2 lbs of force on my helmet with his plancon and i just fall over and go limp

supple crystal
#

why would you design it like this

humble iris
#

it waqs terrible

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In the demo

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Even if its rare now (and it appears at a higher rank) It is still Overpowered

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Unless you have a considerably longer weapon

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You will lose 90% of the time

grave pecan
#

also the demo progression was way harder since you couldn't just pay off the souls and also you were limited to pre defined loadouts

supple crystal
#

i wish the difficulty in this game was "the enemies are skilled" and not "my controls broke again"

carmine wave
humble iris
#

extremely Dumb

grave pecan
#

seen it at higher ranks in EA but didnt struggle agaisnt it

supple crystal
grave pecan
#

maybe cuz i'm well armored probaly

grave pecan
humble iris
supple crystal
#

and they're so dumb and inept you get complacent and then they randomly headshot you out of nowhere

humble iris
#

(and the wrists)

gritty salmon
#

however because the game doesnt letr you protect yourself on the ground

#

well

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like you can in real life

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and get up at the same time even

humble iris
#

at that point I just give up

#

you will never get up

gritty salmon
#

or crawl any amount faster then a snail

supple crystal
#

yeah i dunno why they had to die on the hill of making falling down and getting up way the fuck worse than real life

humble iris
#

and its risky considering your probably gonna just get one tapped

supple crystal
#

it's just in my muscle memory now to alt f4 when i'm knocked down by clear bullshit

gritty salmon
#

like with knights getting up slowly makes sense but why am i a snail why after i get up am i crouching like that

#

why do i have to kick so he balances himself broo

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and then he falls anyway

supple crystal
#

like okay i understand my controls turning off for a few seconds if i actually get hit hard in the head and dazed

gritty salmon
#

25% of the time

supple crystal
#

but it's literally being lightly touched anywhere on the body

#

starts the "limp muscles" timer

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it's fucking torture

gritty salmon
#

even worse around the upper part of your body or the bottom of ur legs

supple crystal
#

if i'm in the process of getting up, a light hit to my armored shoulder should do nothing

#

instead it turns my controls off fror 2 seconds

gritty salmon
#

i wish you could grab and control enemy weapons

#

at least

#

let me grab someones poleaxe staff while i use a dagger or grab it so i can pull myself up while not getting mauled

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if you fall while theres 3 guys on you it makes sense to be jumped but COME ON

supple crystal
#

theres a lot they could do but dont seem to have any intention of doing

supple crystal
#

i think we're at the point where the combat is "good enough" to sell the game and they're just gonna rush to 1.0

gritty salmon
#

a lot of the problems come from how the muscle system effects willie

supple crystal
#

i don't have faith in any devs anymore

#

nah the muscle system works fine, they just broke a bunch of shit without noticing between demo and EA

gritty salmon
supple crystal
#

like if my left arm is 1% injured, suddenly i can't swing polearms because they hit an invisible wall in midair

gritty salmon
#

so some changes to other places causes problems in others

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which is why seemingly getting hit in certain parts of your body rn causes you to fall

buoyant ravine
supple crystal
#

well this is what happens when you recklessly pile spaghetti code instead of doing things methodically

gritty salmon
#

actually the same as the early parts of the demo and probably playtest i wasnt there for playtest

gritty salmon
#

and its still early access

#

i have some faifth

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the demo is peak

humble iris
supple crystal
#

i wanna have faith, it's pretty much the best game i've ever played, but man they make some bad decisions

#

remember when they randomly updated the demo to make falling over way worse and added a loss timer?

#

and nobody liked that?

#

that's the kinda shit they do

#

there's a gap between what the game should be and what they're making

gritty salmon
gritty salmon
supple crystal
#

like it's clearly wrong and was clearly not wrong before

gritty salmon
#

the thing is its IN the game

#

like they can add this

supple crystal
#

yup

gritty salmon
#

WHY HAVE THEY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS

#

graaa

#

i mean that seems much easier to fix

supple crystal
#

again that's why so many problems make me mad because i KNOW how easily they could be fixed

gritty salmon
#

so im hopeful they do it

#

i just need them to add grabbing weapons (maybe exclusive to gauntlets or only grabs the staffs of weapons if you don't_

grave pecan
#

you mostly just drop the item

#

without you wanting to

supple crystal
#

well the polearm swing glitch i'm talking about happens to me all the time

glossy sky
#

Muscle progression was a bad idea

supple crystal
glossy sky
#

If they wanted something like that it should have been along the lines of stamina

supple crystal
#

starting strength should have been "average medieval beggar" and not "3 year old"

glossy sky
#

No one is playing the physics based combat game for the fighting to be slow and weak

supple crystal
naive cedar
#

manual Samuel

glossy sky
#

If there is a mod to get rid of it tell me

supple crystal
#

it's crazy to me that the shitty sloppy weapon handling isn't like "we tried our best but oh well physics", they just made the strength too goddamn low, it's one number

#

other than some other additional bugs

humble iris
#

na

glossy sky
#

also we need damage slider back, why am I getting folded like a kleenex by a beggar with some rusty shears

supple crystal
#

if you edit your save to have 2 weight, suddenly he can manipulate weapons like an actual adult human

grave pecan
#

what are you talking about

supple crystal
#

if strength progressed from 1-2 instead of 0-1 the game would play a lot better

glossy sky
#

I played a little at release and just started again, didn't know there was a slider

onyx forum
#

does damage slider not work?

supple crystal
stuck prairie
glossy sky
#

Also how long does insurance last

stuck prairie
grave pecan
wicked depot
#

Its permanent nothing can remove that item from your inventory unless you sell it

supple crystal
#

thats not how a game i paid money for is supposed to treat me

late crow
#

hear me out

#

we need a replay mode

grave pecan
#

works well

humble iris
grave pecan
humble iris
#

(since your wrists are god awful)

#

barely

#

key word

supple crystal
late crow
supple crystal
#

i block the attack enough to stop 90% of the weapon velocity before it touches me, but it still does damage

grave pecan
late crow
#

spread the word

humble iris
gritty salmon
grave pecan
gritty salmon
#

at blocking

grave pecan
#

maces are mostly a secondary

humble iris
#

Swords are useless

gritty salmon
#

swords arne't even that bad with greatsword grip

late crow
nova oyster
#

so i just fought the zombie baron for the first time, utterly terrifying, almost didn't make it.

grave pecan
#

goes for crossbow too

carmine wave
grave pecan
gritty salmon
#

they are qutie good i nearly defeated lord tourney before trying to have a fair fight with the baron, and he shattered my arm by putting it behind my arm while i was somehow holding it in my shoulders and pulling back and shattering it

#

i did get him onto the ground

#

but i wnated to get a satisfying kill

#

on the baron

#

not just throw him onto the ground and make him beg for mercy

#

but thats with demo greatsword which has the better grip and is pretty well balanced

#

with normal swords it is worse i did make a custom sword before and it did fine but MANN does that grip suck shit

humble iris
gritty salmon
#

green sword

humble iris
#

green 🤤

naive cedar
stuck prairie
#

why is trying to stab so annoying in this game

#

every time i try to stab

plain brook
stuck prairie
#

it veers off into every direction

wicked depot
molten sigil
#

do i have to actulaulay do something to progress or do i just grind for money

plain brook
humble iris
humble iris
naive cedar
#

ahhhhhh dangit

safe aurora
#

do you guys think im awesome

stuck prairie
humble iris
gritty salmon
#

because

safe aurora
humble iris
gritty salmon
#

some guy made his sword gold

safe aurora
#

thanks twin

humble iris
gritty salmon
#

im glad they dont stand up in the air as much

humble iris
#

ive never done it

plain brook
safe aurora
gritty salmon
wicked depot
#

They stand in the air so much

gritty salmon
#

punch them in a head so they stop throwing punches grab their legs and then lift off

#

sometimes you just start dragging them around

wicked depot
#

And they always land on their feet for no reason

gritty salmon
#

works best in the lower brawls

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if they are the same weight its harder

safe aurora
gritty salmon
#

ok why is halfsword doing this to me

#

its so incredibly laggy

#

it aint usually like this

wicked depot
#

They're like part cat i swear

plain brook
pastel yoke
#

Does using focus on attacks make them stronger? And by how much?

wicked depot
#

It 100% changes physics a bit

pastel yoke
plain brook
safe aurora
#

fmk godzilla. willie. and squidward

gritty salmon
gritty salmon
stuck prairie
# molten sigil whats a tourney

a tournament, you do 7 rounds of fighting other willies, the number of willies you face increases over the tourney, but thats why you can buy mercenarys to fight alongside you

plain brook
pastel yoke
pastel yoke
wicked depot
wicked depot
#

Usually a few others

gritty salmon
#

nope

wicked depot
#

I still see it

pastel yoke
#

Yea it might be a discord thing

stuck prairie
pastel yoke
#

Vid worked fine both times for me

gritty salmon
#

is this why

#

tf u mean "Not Secure"

plain brook
humble iris
#

its malware guys

#

run!!!

wicked depot
#

It means its not https

safe aurora
plain brook
fast knot
#

how do you take off your own helmet

#

in early access

gritty salmon
#

they go so far above you and you relaese them but they are landing on you like ground ish because their momentum got reset

wicked depot
# gritty salmon

Its not that interesting of a clip. I was just demonstrating the npc willies catlike reflexes

gritty salmon
#

you can see their position snap

wicked depot
#

yeah it happens anytime i let them go when they are conscious

#

Thats just my experience tho it feels weird

wheat leaf
plain brook
stuck prairie
wicked depot
#

If Im moving them with enough force they stay ragdolled tho, but it makes dropping them on their head harder

wheat leaf
#

Who swording they half rn

sharp orchid
pulsar swift
#

how do i make my dude big asf

sharp orchid
# pulsar swift how do i make my dude big asf

Hello, I was messing around after making the Height and Weight changes in the save file, and discovered a way to change your height and weight in Free Mode. I was searching for a way that would make this stick, as the progression character weight changes reset after a match. You essentially have to create the schema for height and weight in Free...

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pulsar swift
#

only free mode?

sharp orchid
#

its actaully a tad simpler

pulsar swift
#

badass thanks

sharp orchid
#

the grip is sadly buggy

molten sigil
#

whats hire muscle

lost rover
sharp orchid
molten sigil
#

nice

#

can i hire an army

lost rover
#

Max is 2

#

usable

molten sigil
#

damn

#

ok

#

if they die do they die

lost rover
#

yes

molten sigil
#

if i die do they die

lost rover
#

Maybe

#

havent died

molten sigil
#

can i unskinny myself

lost rover
#

yes

molten sigil
#

how

lost rover
#

You gotta go into training mode

sleek gull
lost rover
#

Then swing your weapon so much willie almost passes out

stuck prairie
stuck prairie
#

if you die

#

you will have the option to

#

'save your soul'

#

inwhich all of the people you killed

#

you will face them

#

as zombies

#

you will be shrouded in darkness

lost rover
#

You can pay them off every night btw