#halfsword-chat-⚔
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i hate these now
i love riots cause its the only time u can use a sword when at high levels
then that's not really using it 😭
i have an about 5kg sword designed for anti armor
and u can also use the shovel at the highest level. itll just feel like shit
shovel is da goat at low levels tbh
i think swords would be more viable in higher tiers if enemies actually used them more
unironically did numbers with it through beggar and peasant tiers
it would be more viable if u could like
somehow wrestle
flail or pitchfork
tooo heavy when ur muscle stats is low though
not rlly
pitchwork almost feels like cheating tbh
just hold it
run toward ennemy
win
i mean
i like the scythe a lot also
forever
yes
yeah but god it's fun
i have the shittiest strategy with it
get the blade behind them
run backward and pray
1% of the time it works 100% of the time
cant trust it with the new physics
agree
a lot of things got fucked over tbh
the fighting feels worse than the demo
at lower levels
it feels so awful to fight in lower levels cause either ur weapon doesnt work and u get 1 tapped or it works and u somehow barely tickle them before they cut u in half with a sickle
i just gave up and started using a crossbow
white wood
I need some help - Im at the knight stage right now and I am not really doing well. If I try to use a polearm my stamina/ swinging power goes down after like 2 swings for the rest of the match and If an enemy as so much touches me with a polearm my guy just falls
Should I use a different weapon as the handling feels a bit off or what?
use a different weapon, or spar/train to exhaustion. Then rest for the night and your mass should go up
I think my mass is at max though
what is it?
77 - the slider is all the way to the right
you can get to at least 96 naturally
idk the actual limit
Huh interesting - my mass hasnt gone up for a while
I will try the spar/train thing and see if that makes it go up
just make sure it's to exhaustion. your screen should go dark
I recommend training instead, so you don't have to worry about another willie hitting you
I cant wear these spauldere I bought, what do I have to do to wear them
i liked the pitchwork but god stabbing is so ass
okay thats a tuff ass fit
arming doublet
u should make the uhh metal golden tbh
Ty
there's also another thing u can use but i forgor the name sorry
i have no idea how to do this
craft ur own pole axe
and choose the metal ui want
Omg plz give up already
one time i sliced someone's hand and leg off and they still wantend to fight
Both his knees are inverted
okay
so i shot them with a crossbow
tuys
And his shoulder too lol
I just
somehow
I finally beat one tourney solo :D
bro its actually possible wtff
yeah
uhhh u do realise the crafting guy can also let u craft and choose freely
thanks tho imma note that
you cant change the metal of the head
but if you change one number in the files you can 😭
finally, SOMEWHAT smoothly getting into the cart
(this took a whole 9 minutes of my lif taht i will never be abl eto get back)
an iq too high
Hi everyone! Can anybody help me... How to get greatsword? I'm already on baron tier
now that i've pulled this off very smoothly, has anyone ever actually jumped into the wagon
i've heard SO many people getting int o the wagon via a jump
but
i've never seen a clip
of someone actually doing it
craft one from the craft guy
But this is longsword or am I mistaken?
i think you can make a greatsword
kinda wish guards where effective like they where in the demo but at least they do kinda slow attacks down
that blow on my neck would have knocked me over normally
theyre not in the game yet
damn
It's sad(
holy crap i just realised a whole weapon class is missing wtf
how does earlly access have less weapons
what the hell did they do
i would love for the devs to go into detail about why everything is as it is
instead of them being almost completely silent
Nice
I climbed in it but never jumped
they don't seem to communicate at all
The devs of this game are honestly so weird like bruh say something
directly at least
it makes it really hard to trust they know how to fix anything
only one of them communicate, other than that only the cm communicates
the only dev that chat is vfx dev
the cm barely communicates and is a mouthpiece
he makes blood and gore
ive seen the blood guy talk once
theres no actual communication just declartions and clarifications
gotta catch him when chatting lol to ask questions etc
They messed up so bad with the early access and ppl still try to excuse the major launch flaws by "It's early access 🤓"
Early access means atleast a playable state with some bugs
Not fucking 3 frames per sometimes
its got issue but its still the only thing like it but i just wanna know what happened
how did it end up like this after like 6 years
like it is what it is but man would i love to know
and maybe get some proof that they even know how to fix it
till then the "catastrophic failure rollback" theory is all i have to cope
with my settings like this at this time of day it looks like i am fighting a stormtrooper
nah its like that for me too
Filthy disarm 😩
so what i assume happened here is you disabled something in the metal material
The better one probably shines brighter
You know I find it weird that the Baron, the richest person in Half Sword, cannot afford a plume for his helmet
nope ive disabled RT nanite reflections and shadows and it causes a bug in the yard with that specfic time of day because it probably doesnt have cube mapped reflections to fall back on for that time of day
I think he already stands out most with the fully gilded armour
Yeah but he looks bald
Bad bald
Without a plume he just looks silly
I think frankenburg has to be a really rich merchant hub or town as even the richest kings didnt wear fully gilded armour
He is bulkier i must admit
The original vs the 2020s adaptation
I should make a meme about Demo Baron vs EA Baron
They didnt stick to source material
😡😡
They obviously made him much bulkier
He used to be so slim and elegant
i think this is the clip
EA baron...one bonk and done
How nice of the zombie to wait for me to get up and let me slice him up :D
blunt damage was tweaked WAYY too high in EA
enemies in general fall so much easier
like it's so high it's ridiculous
CAN MY BARON BE LIKE YOURS
demo blunt damage was already quite unrealistic enough but EA is extreme
I'm waiting for the black armour to be full not just cuisses and vambraces
yeah but you don't just instantly collapse with helmets (unless you do NOT have those on)
The merchant deceived me into buying a regular cuirass I thought it was black cuz of lighting
yes i did and it was a padded helmet
the actual blow didnt hurt much
but the second blow where the helmet hit me
that put me out
oh wait you meant with a polearm yeah that stil hurts with helmets on
i feel like anything where its a stick and a rock at the end will have a similar effect
they dont normally instantly collapse in hs either
usually they just make you lose your knees a bit
the full good knight blows are normally long maces or polearms
i dont like how uh in hs the shaft of a weapon almost knocks you out when you merely walk into it though although this is without helmet tsooooo
I think you should add in the mechanical force of a lever
ive done that too
same effect
Imagine the fulcrum is the uppermost holding hand
do you like getting hit in te head or something
it's Force x distance = Load x Load distance
choking disarm 👀
i used to be big into parkour and contact sports
if i make it to 40 imma be like stephen hawking
Did you know that you can crush windpipes in halfsword
Definitely the worst communication I have ever witnessed from an indie development team before. I have been frustrated by this for years now, though it is even more apparent after the release of EA. It honestly feels straight up disrespectful towards their player base. I love Half Sword, but sadly can’t say I feel any positive feelings or loyalty towards the developers (Aside from Galaxy, he’s cool, but also kept in the dark…)
how old are you rn anyways
yuh
25 or 26 i dunno i stopped counting years ago
I used to be able to crush windpipes so easily in demo
But willie's grip today makes it hard
penis joke
huh ok im still young so i haven't done that muc contact sports yet i'll just take your words for now i guess
ive never been out out but you fall real easy from even soft blows
I forgot to ask people to help me gain some muscle, willie's 14kg and is perfectly aerodynamic to be lifted after slipping
your legs give way before your conciousness
i mean the most i've done is hit my head really hard on a counter probably
Choke for a few seconds then pass out
oh i do that all the time with the fume hood
i've only sliced the windpipe never crushed it completely
this is the most brutal kill ive done
and the several times i fell while rollerblading and NOT hitting my head
some of the softer blows where the ones that put me down
its really about where you connect and when
if you dont see it coming and it gets you on the chin on cheek you will probably hit the mat before you realise it hit your face
but if you coathanger yourself on a pole running as fast as you can you will feel it but you wont be out out
The game looks odd here
yeah ive changed some settings around
tried to get something like "low" from the demo
I think it’s because of the non-existent ambient occlusion.
It kinda looks like gmod
killed him by giving him a haircut....
The jester and his top notch wigs
Buy now at your local tavern
Ethically sourced scalps
100% biodegradable
😭
But is the business model sustainable?
So pristine
I’m so excited for haircuts
Bowl cut is about to be so awesome
What time period and region is halfsword
The ukrainians wore mowhawks to war in the 16th century
Sorta
well ive got finishing blows down to an artform now
1 second long clip lol
wtf
1475 germany
ok i added some random uv rays that will kill you if you're using the black hole spell and you're not taking cover
hopefullly it works
you should add a spell that strips them down to armor and bone
would be funny
halo 4 composer type shit
🤔
no promises
works but doesn't deal enoguh damage
uv rays wont disintegrate you
long term damage no ?
if ur planning to give them skin cancer it'll take a few years before they die 💔
idk it's the only way to kill them without them falling to the void and you not getting the win
This shit has been the least fun cuddle pile I've ever been in
i don't think it's a good idea to make him bleed but it's kinda cool
I DID IT
🤣 🤣 🤣
I got bored okay 😂
our willies are all psycopaths ngl 😭
Well I felt bad so I gave the enemy willie my sword which then he almost killed me so I decapitated him and started playing basketball 😂
what do we think of this
(I punched the guys mace out his hand out of the circle)
yo am i muted😂 ✌️
looga looga loo
lemme say some bs
uhh
Half Sword EA's Polearm Handling Is Good!
isnt that kind of a uhhh
warcrime
the stabbing feature works perfectly fine and should not be fixed
I have a thing for doing war crimes
Oops
Yall know to much now 😂
yo look at thjis awesome excuse steward from hse came up with for my black hole dealing damage
only in my hands
except for really heavy polearms
kinda
not really actually
i'd say polearm handling is only a bit buggy nvm
buggy, but playable\
can i increase grip strength
its very buggy and impossible until u get stronger. at that point it just becomes slightly buggy
no
ok
Who else is a massive fan of the reverse grip dagger
The rondel goat
I just love the brutality of the weapon
Its so fucking brutal pushing a guy using a shield and fucking putting a knife through his neck
Who else isnt a fan of the reverse grip dagger
The rondel is so bad
I hate the brutality of the weapon
I was using a shield to block someone and he stabbed me in the neck
its good yet ass at the same time
since stabbing attacks and stabbing in general fucking sucks rn
Idk man im getting through chainmail
yeah it can do that
You just gotta jam it in there
it also can slip off 20 times
You just gotta jam it in there man
I got to man at arms able to win consistently with rondel and shield eith helmet and gauntlets and a haubrek
i can do that
but it's still clunky
what should next spell be
testicular torsion
no
why not
that'd be fujnny
just make it work like a kick in the nuts
Fart spe;;
Fart spell
The other enemies will choke due to the smell
And horse poop model comes out
can i get some SERIOUS suggestion ppleases
Of course i am
i have been asking for fart spells since the start
🍅
You need to add all the unserious ones to get the serious ones >.>
It's red like my face
i'm releasing the spellbook mod so im only adding serious suggestions
😡 😡 🤔 😡
Add the Flash kill spell that strips opponent willie of his skin
Idk the name of the ghost but its from indiana jones movies
Nah turn the Willie inside out >.>
this is a good suggestion but i can't seem to find the function that disintegreates willie
Full sword
Half sword devs: does THIS shit to get into the cart in the trailer
Also half sword devs: Yep, this sounds like a perfectly normal way to get into a cart! We will not be changing this into a better more efficient way to access the wagon, like, I dunno, opening the wagon from the back?
Yes I'm still pissed off about the wagon
Also my knee hurts like shit
vocaloid song in the bg makes this clip unwatchable
/j, of course
there are people who actually say that 🔥
vocaloid isn't bad imo if used right
🤔
found them
inabakumori's usage of vocaloid is really good
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my god
some songs even have mv with it and it adds to the song as well
To me the baron is french (or part of France's sphere of influence, Flanders, burgundy ect) solely because of the covered cuirass with placard and Italianate armor which both were very popular on those areas
mister schreiber
is this historically accurate
No really no
Bees summoning
Holy shit i just bought that wrapped armet
It was wrapped italian armet
looks exactly like baron of frankenburg's
this is from experience, it protects your skull but it amplifies concussive force you skull wont crack but you will actually be more likely to black out
and it hurts way more
Spells in half sword?
beehive from forest spell
A spell to remove the flesh of your enemies
I cant wait for the sun to come up so I can destroy some toast with eggs and sausage
And then if im lucky ill go to sleep after
Or ill just stay awake all day and hopefully sleep at night or who knows ill have to suffer and my body will force me to stay awake for 2 days
google says this is because the kinda blows that knock you out arent "linear" but "roatational" whatever that means and so helmets do nothing to protect you from being knocked out and that the extra weight on your head can actually amplify "rotational" force
i think its a nerd way of saying what i said before about hard blows straight on not knocking you out when a slow soft one to the chin does but i could be wrong
Id rather be knocked out than have my head exploded
that is true
but the whole argument was that blunt damage is unrealistic because helmets are so ineffective to stop you being knocked out in half sword
and i who have done heaps of HEMA MMA and boxing said from expereince thats its actually accurate and that helmets only keep your skull safe and dont do much for being knocked out
That was the whole point of blunt weapons was to combat heavy armor
Blunt weapons are gonna do better on a helmet than a sword
Just get a heavier sword
yeah but the point is more that helmets do nothing at all and often make blunt blows worse
which they do
Yeah
helmet will protect you from fractures and skull explosions
but concussions are amplified from person experience and google ai
I see
Lol
I’m a fucking head cracker in that game. My hits with a polarm precise abd deadly
My enemies cry just seeing me
i have a real good clip but i cant find it
lemmie try again
FOUND IT
dreamland express type deal
I really hope they add a map selector in the free play mode
I want to have fun in the hall
you can if you have ue4ss or half sword enhancer
I dont have any mods bc they look like a pain in the ass to install
i wonder if you could port the unused pit map from the demo into the early acess
then we could have pit before they add it in patch 1
I wonder if they'll add the intestines back into the game
i dont think so
until they say otherwise i am a firm beleiver of the "cursed build rollback" theory
basically the game had a massive issues aome time ago and they rolled back to a old build
all of gore 3.0 and a large amount of other features where completely lost
Maybe all they need is a coconut png
its the only way to explain the messy and haphazard ea despite the years of development and trailers and demos showing stuff completely missing from the game
half sword with no mods???
thats like burger without the cheese
Well when u make mods easier to install ill bother doing it
I dont want to hop from 5 different websites and links to install 1 mod
is it not on the nexus
Yeah but u have to get things from github
I hate when they do that for mods
Is it too hard to do whatever every other modding community does and just make a mod config on nexus
Hi, Guys!
hi
i dont know any modding comminity that doesnt have large amounts of mods on github
even core mods
and i am pretty big in modding
Every game ive played i havent had to get mods from github
what game
With the exception of Minecraft
you don't have to get anything from github you can use a seperate download method with hse
name 1 game
are you joking
I didnt have to download anything from github
whats happened to optimisation? used to get above 80fps with the same settings ive got now and after supposed optimisation hotfixes im getting below 40?
besides the 3 main mods that come with dsunpackers included every other mod requires you install dsunpacker at least
Darksouls was the easiest game ive modded in all my years of playing pc u just drag and drop the files into the game directory and u good
No?
Maybe ur doing it a weird way I just download the mod from nexus and dropped the file into the game directory and it worked with no issues
they musta migrated recently
ive been to github more for dark souls than any other game
I havent played darksouls since the ringed city dlc came out so no this isnt really recent
And the few mods I played for eldenring they had built in mod installers, I just downloaded a simple launcher and it installed the mods for me
yeah installed them from github thats new tho and not a dark souls game
Convergence absolutely existed
i said they might have found easier setups
No i never use github
I only use nexus
the installer just did the github part for you
Which i downloaded the installer from nexus
thats a new thing
twin name ONE mod that requires github downloads other than the gun mod
The body enhancer mod
its totally normal to use github to host
yeah true
Requires files from github and other cites to run
Im not doing all that tho
Github website layout is atrocious
the ringed city released in 2017 and convergence in 2020
Pretty old looking guy for a 3 year old
not only that but dsmapstudio was basically a freecam tool back in 2017
Yeah 3 year-olds were born different in those ages
Dude my first time fighting the gold guy i took his weapon and its been my weaponf for 6 lord tourney
baron beak op
Uhhh not really you have to really build uo muscle to use it
Game running smooth as demo yet?
nein
no
Ight tnx 👑
sometimes i go into the demo and wave my sword around like those arabian fighters that duel in the streets for entertainment
become a turkish sword duel
a ledger for every pfenning you spent
yo does anyone know where mercenary data is in the game files
found this in the save file
thank you kindly
what program do you use to open the files without them looking really weird
is there a mod to make swords super light?
currently making my swords 3x and its starting to get hard to control them
vro carved his back out
medieval surgery
Unreal Engine .sav editor
you can paste your file in there and edit them directly without having to download a program
ty
how do you manually fal in game
not really, it runs better than first day but it still lags even in arena map when theres more than 1 willie
Arena runs fine with my oc build i struggle in slums and ally with frames
Caught his shield
how do you get that mouse movement drawing thingy
we needa nerf the axe atp
the kick is awfully funny
i love using the half swording technique to cut zombie's heads off
just doing a hug and slicing off their head
just did such a good kill my game crashed
i like using the bees in the forest map
they're like the traps in the other maps but easier to time
all you gotta do is grab one and toss it like a grenade
if i grab it it breaks instantly
usually doesnt, for me it stays in its usual shape and then when it lands it breaks
also quick question
what does the weight thing do?
well i mean willie grabs a LITTLE too aggresively sometimes
what weight
yk for the characters
heavier = strong
It's funny my daughter walks up and sees the jester on screen and says, "omg what is that? It's so creepy."
wild
lowk
the souls stand no chance against a messer
There's probably technically no max
But at a certain point you'll be so heavy
That you will fall when you walk
damn
it's very unlikely for you to reach that lojnt
Point
But several have done it with cheats
alr
wait hol on do the weapons get bigger with your weight?
aw
You have to make em bigger yourself
a mace is boutta be a metal toothpick 😭
Im pretty sure even if you play half sword fistplay everyday 24/7 for a year you STILL won't reach that point
damn
and thats what we've gotta appreciate
they made the jester like if he was a very unhuman creature
hes a jester for a reason
did you
did you turn on the violent screams of the people you torture
while your daughter
was
whatever
sick shi
gives me an excuse to carve up the souls I conquered
fair
I prefer to do it in the normal way
maybe i can stab someone in the VERY small hole in their helmet
if collisions dont feel funny
yeah good luck with that
all-around blunt weapons are superior
but swords in some situations are far superior
theyre way more fun to manage
yh
getting into the cart for the crossbow is so difficult 😭
wait how do you even get it?
im not sure
its in the foret
forest
you gotta jump
but you dont have fowards movement whilst jumping
only vertical
wait which cart
I dont see a crossbow in there
oml these fuckin axes pmo
anyways some dumb fuck flinged my mighty sword
lol
pmo
🥺👉👈
the music makes it better
yo wait how do you even reload the crossbow?
this way of getting to the cart makes me wanna commit genocide in mass amounts
oh right thats why im playing half sword
🔥
bro r u a zombie or sum
nah
Eat more vegies or be vegie
do we know how often we will be getting updates? Or just random
only devs can tell us
was this here before
insane
me after shooting willy's grandson with a 50. cal crossbow:
oh cmon bro fr gif fail?
i would really like to know how tf do u get to put willie in a sandbox with a glock
chrome334's shenenigans
ngl the crossbow is OP for clearing duels
on lower lvls yea
yeah
mods
i know that much
I just casually cut a guy in half like butter
who here misses the old dx12 lighting
"who here misses the old dx12 lightning"
proceeds to make a mod exactly for that
lool
LOOL
a dll you can change?
THE GUY RAN INTO THE SWINGING CAULDRON AND GOT THROWN BACKWARDS
Does the gore setting affect gameplay? because I feel like I'm getting ripped in half a lot
gore
does actually affect gameplay
anyways the dx12 dlls were in a folder in binaries -> win64
just put the demo dlls in the EA
easy
the camera free move is a bit weird
nvm
it does
old dx12 in EA hs
who here misses the old dx12 lighting
did you find a way to change the metal in armors
in game files its possible to change the color of clothes, weapon wood and leather, and the weapon head metal
but i can't change the metal used in armors
the 3060 watching as i boot up half sword on medium
my 1060 watching me crank the quality settings to medium - high
my arc a580 watching me crank the resolution to 1440p
"fuck this polearm actually"
never had this happen (im 6 foot and 96kg btw)
one touch man
going for the neck is the great halfswordian pastime
OH MY GOD
legs were VERY uncovered
you could have just went for a slice if youre at max gore
no
i'd rather show off
Can you take off the barons armor
no
gotta get up big boy
It’s murder heaven
sometimes I'll grab their head by accident and my willie does some strange magic power and crushes their nose in with his willie grip
Wsg
Cool
Cool bradar
throwback clip with some centerline control
i gotta ask
why does the lightning on the cellar look hella weird
why does it flash in random spots
i know people have made their willies big
but have you guys tried making them small and cute and pocketable
👀
that leads to willie having such instability 😭
id love to hear their voice though
as it gets higher pitched
will they just speak like alvin or something
surely
you can find it in alley too
eauhghgh
Coughing baby vs Hydrogen bomb
savageing it
If I create a peasant character after already unlocking higher ranks, can I go back to the higher ranks with a new character?
nope the black hole is a physical object
it's animated, it warps the skybox light, and it pulls in basically everything
I hope it doesn't take 100 hours to render a single frame.
no riots in my kingdom
oh my jeez
waiting for the dev to uncap the free mode foe number limit
@restive barn would this be able to be done with magic
known as modding
there migh be a line in the file allowing this
i want 15 opponents in the yard
ill clear them
150, ill clear them all.
how bout full-auto crossbow?
my pc would die actually
too many npcs calculations
m16 crossbow
mg42 crossbow 😭
task failed epicly
🤔 yhes
no
maybe
not sure
they all would have to have a spot to spawn in tho.. right?\
it runs quite well, it just takes an eternity and alot of memory to pre-load
yes i think that's the problem
I see..,.
Where did you get a blackhole.
i wonder if its an object that you can manually add
it is
cool
Yeah, the highest rank you have unlocked, stays unlocked!
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i bought this asset
Sick.
looks really nice but you havbe to be inside a "skybox"
could it work in the forest
ohh my gawd
do you think theres a line in the files to change the amount of opponents ?
this is what it looks like by itself
prolly not a line but a property
could the ufo be able to suck someone in if you put a small black hole in it
what do u think
probably
im too bad at this shit if its not obvious i cant find it
you can prolly edit the int with ue4ss console
not sure'
the spellbook mod is coming out with a bossfight, probably
had to get some in as the cameraman
gave him a nut kick
WHAT
SOMEONE AROSE FROM DEATH
HOW
whats the int
no clue
rip
file editor: https://trumank.github.io/uesave/
i figured out how to spawn 30 tiny enemies in half sword and yes you can play it yourself.
this is done through save file editing, no mods. i show exactly how to increase the spawn count, change enemy size, and i included my custom save file that loads you straight into forest riot with 30 tiny e...
lmao
Is there any way i can improve the preformance of my game? I dont have the best pc and it runs a bit chopped. Is there something i can change in the files?
I may have accidentally killed an innocent man with a single punch
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
i usually do that
but does it kills drunken man?
atp abyss is now purgatory
Did you kill him with a punch or did the cobblestone street kill him
not even I knew how to do this
punch, the fall was not impactful for him to die from artery bleeding
hopefully my game supports it
Depending on your gpu, it might run better on DirectX11 or DirectX12! I have a 3070 and it runs better on DX11!
I am so hoping they bring back humans as an option for Abyss!
same, but I like the idea of carving up a hungry skeleton
I once broke a neck in halfsword demo with a punch
wait that sounds wrong, scrap that
only once?
i cant see anything
shovel is meh
Do you guys think they will bring back bosses from the demo?
I think not
kicks are actually very versatile means of combat if you know how to use it
the champion mode kinda resembles a boss
oh, i know how to use them
tuff
And my biggest wish is them adding an endless mode with options, to choose how many enemies you fight at a time. And the ability to select the pool of weapons and armor the enemies can have!
fr
ngl the messer with the dual-sided blade is so satisfying
for me, center crosshair makes swings closer to the center of the screen
Aimed at the point of the spiky part of fence, mace flied directly on top of it
my game crashed and I think it put me in some kind of debug mode
I have two characters, named player 1 and player 2, almost identical except one is bugged in a weird way
my inventory is full of random stuff and some of it has zero value, like a bastard sword
My options in the tavern are only fight, abyss, and train
in fight, I get to pick how many foes there are, what rank they are, if it's carnage, and if it's split screen
I picked peasant fight and it put me in the old arena
it has begun
This guy tried my sword build, and this long sword saves me a lot btw, wanna try this?
Can you share a screenshot?
How? I don't have perms in this chat
addition from me
Can you dm me then?
sent them
update
I am stupid
I clicked the wrong button and opened free mode for the first time
6 man free for all
i have now summond my own zombies
we need this fit in EA mannn
lawd they dropping
bro is shocked
HES CHOKING HIM OUT
THE WILLIES HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OW
i HATE when they raise their hands
what is EA?
ayo willies gone wild
early access
bro tryna attack the cameraman
Early Access Sports. It's in the game.
For so many years I thought it said "EA Sports.. to the game!!" haha
I will try that out. Its mostly the forest map that lags the most.
idk like you but this new edition of half sword is so easy
Also, did you try messing around with graphics in the settings?
Yeah, its all on low 💀 the game runs fine but the slums map and forest map do drop the frames alot.
Try lowering the resolution, setting frame limit.
Are your gpu drivers updated?
the cameraman is evil
son
Dunno.

Doing your beard with a oldschool razor for the first time
Seems like it resets the cross hair to middle when u release and click again?
^ maube
Try and see.
It might sort of reset stance. Idk
Progressive is infinite?
No u can die
I got a baron's set
w e n e e d s o m e m o r e u p d a t e s
Oh yeah u can keep fighting til u die or retire
I shall retire then
How many days
~200
do they progress?
Not if u quit on them
?
U gotta give them a chance
wdym
Do u watch UFC
no
Hmm. How can I explain
Imagine if u won a competition that involved a process of defending your championship, and quit like 3 months into being champion claiming no one could ever beat u.
lol, so what should I do
just continue playing until one day champions will become very strong?
can I just sleep all this time
Yes but you'll become fat and lazy
hahahaha
is this like real or no
He’s just running a bit late
Stuck in traffic probably
Challenge champions of each area
Don't sleep on the slum champs either
and I beat everyone
Those flails r crazy.
Turn up their damage
I know. Same tbh
yo
But u have to give them a chance. And remind the peasants who is lord
This is good. Stay champ for at least 1 year.
If u can
thats gonna take a month or two of playing this game
But no resets if u go to abyss.
If u lose, save your soul and retire
up until I beat him for 75 sheckles
Damn, see u got a challenger already!
@high burrow
Its called uhhhh. Tubo mouse tracker. Some kinda asian app idk what language the page was on. Only that it was squiggles of china/korea/japan
what
This will be so fun online. We could actually bet on fights.
Then refuse to pay, and fight each other for the $$ xD
lol
But u would get banned from the nicer places like the hall and such
then others would bet
I am sure it will become fucking hell online
but refused their wage
And have to be forced to go to the slums with the nubs and the crazies
someone will abuse the game like in mordhau
I'm teasing. None of that was real but would be amazing
People already do that lol
Imagine a bunch of real player willies watching fights, betting, buying armor and weapons at the vendors
Random muggings,
Paid guards even? Would be pretty neat xD
We did something like it in ark if anyone knows of that game
Some crazy naked guy punching everyone he interacts with
fr
Why is my shoulder slot blocked? I am wearing a gambeson and a breastplate
idk
oh
not high enough rank ig?
Things might have to be like RuneScape and the wild
Like outside of the vendor and arena area
Or maybe outside the gates, something that would prevent random interactions like that until u r in a set location, that way u can enjoy the fights and betting on them and such
This sounds like it would cause your device to self destruct if you tried running it
bro got a long queue at the checkin
dont worry i crushed someones skull already
imma get lvl 3 eventually 😭
Imagine like @subtle aurora and @high burrow are scheduled to do a fight on a Saturday 1300 standard time, ppl could join the server like RuneScape type and watch em fight and such,
Join and be the undercards, that way ppl early can watch some stuff in the meanwhile and do some bets as well
lol
Yes
throwback monday