halfsword-chat-⚔

[fickle steeple]

all it took was ONE SWING from my poleaxe

[lost bison]

I have no clue how I just survived the abyss

I had to fight 10 zombies and the first one bit my willie off

[bleak frost]

only 10?

[lost bison]

I had an easier time fighting 50 than I did these 10

[idle siren]

If you die dont you just get your rank decreased? Or have I only ever gotten knocked out. I have not had to deal with the abyss

[lost bison]

Losing my pecker to the first one made it so I could hardly stand up and they just kept biting me

[lost bison]

If u die in the abyss u lose your character

[bleak frost]

yeah. "you lose" is just being knocked out

[idle siren]

Yeah thats how it was in the demo, I figured that other than going there by choice, you just never had to go.

[bleak frost]

technically you still get a choice, but if you choose not to go to the abyss you lose your character anyways

[lost bison]

When u die in a fight u have to save your soul and fight every person u killed

[idle siren]

Wow

[shut gale]

one thing i hate about abyss is that if you get bit in the neck you take a perminent coordination debuff for the rest of your time fighting

[opal moth]

just pay it off

[lost bison]

Could also pay them off at night but thats for the weak

[lost bison]

Your weakness disgust me

[idle siren]

I mean I already beat the game, but thats good to know

Funny that I never had to deal with the abyss

[opal moth]

its never done much

[shut gale]

abyss kinda sucks when you don't have the metal neck guard thing

[idle siren]

I used to go in there and just get money

[bleak frost]

them biting is a bit op, but you get used to it. Just gotta not get too close

[lost bison]

I got bit everywhere I was drenched in my own blood

[bleak frost]

free golden goblets to sell

[opal moth]

ive only gone to the abyss once since the ea lauched and i only had to kill one guy

[lost bison]

I just stay by where u wake up

I never adventure out

[idle siren]

The abyss is the place I found armor in early game

[shut gale]

all well and good until one of them materialises soundlessly behind you 😭

[runic osprey]

Zombie bites in general I feel are overtuned in the early game and then do nothing in the late game, weird mechanic

[bleak frost]

keep that head on a swivel

[bleak frost]

much like crossbows

[shut gale]

as much as i agree to an extent i've had it happen to me 6 times and its killed me twice

[runic osprey]

I've still yet to find a crossbow in the wild

[quaint ingot]

game crashed and I only have 36 fucking souls left

[idle siren]

Plus you can just disable one by breaking both its legs and drag it around while you get stuff. The abyss is great for early money and armor

[bleak frost]

it's only on the forest map, in the crates by the wagons

[lost bison]

I hate the forest map

[runic osprey]

Id enjoy abyss much more if I could disable biting and losing my own limbs tbh

[lost bison]

Way too big of a map

[shut gale]

decent note

the entire thing becomes trivial once you get a messer

[runic osprey]

Pain in the ass stripping zombie bodies

[lost bison]

[bleak frost]

like the playable area or the whole thing? It's massive in it's entirety
I don't like it cause I lag way more on it

[runic osprey]

Biting my ankles while I try take his helmet, how rude

[idle siren]

You dont need to strip them, just break thier legs and drag them around by their foot while you loot boxes

[lost bison]

Last time I played on forest I lagged hella hard I thought my game was going to crash then next thing I know I had a sword through my chest and I had to fight 139 souls

[runic osprey]

The zombies almost always have better loot than the boxes from what I've seen

[lost bison]

I will never play on this map again

[runic osprey]

I wish I could mark a body not to decompose in a way that didn't involve holding it

[shut gale]

they have the same loot as the guys you killed previously no?

[runic osprey]

I mean in the abyss game mode sorry I forgot about the story one

[shut gale]

oh

[idle siren]

You just keep looking, you can loot for as long as you want. I found a helm, chestpiece and a spear in early game

[runic osprey]

I have many more frustrations with the stand alone game mode

[runic osprey]

Cheesy id rather just play tbh

[shut gale]

when's the earliest rank that you can find metal armour that isn't the chained gambeson?

[runic osprey]

It's more fun to loot zombies (when they don't fall through the floor too fast)

[idle siren]

up to you, its what I did in early progression to get some good stuff

[sudden sleet]

Seems a LOT but statements are rather ambiguous in the sense that some features could literally add on complex RPG systems LOL. But I personally do like some extension over that abyss challenge. Imagine we got a pve version of darker and darker in halfsword 🤡

[runic osprey]

Doing ye olde sir Duncan to a random zombie seems against the spirit of the mode

[bleak frost]

why would you screenshot instead of save it or just forward the message here?

[runic osprey]

I dropped the damage I receive down a bit and I'm happy with the early game difficulty now

[sudden sleet]

Because I am stupid

[shut gale]

i hope we get a handgonne tbh 😔

[sudden sleet]

And thanks for you suggestion

[shut gale]

that'd be funny as hell to use as a mace

[sudden sleet]

I hope no tbh🙃

[runic osprey]

I imagine it's likely to come there are already bullets in the main menu

[idle siren]

I want one of those early prototype handcannons

[humble iris]

MAGIC MISSILE!

[sudden sleet]

Is it not reasonable to avoid having guns in this medival combat game?🤡

[humble iris]

U realize there were guns during medieval times Right

[sharp orchid]

rate the blade guys

[runic osprey]

They're appropriate to the era the game is set in

[humble iris]

Handgonnes are one of the earliest Versions of modern day guns

[bleak frost]

and iirc one of the mercenaries is holding an arquebus anyway

[humble iris]

or the pistal

[shut gale]

i just think it's funny to bash someone over the head with one of these 😭

[humble iris]

i think it was spelled

Idont remember\

[sudden sleet]

Yeah but will it make th game more fun or no

[shut gale]

look at it and tell me you couldn't knock the daylights out of someone with it

[humble iris]

def more fun

[bleak frost]

yes

[runic osprey]

I never knew I wanted this but now you mention it... Yes

[sudden sleet]

Kcd 2 has that type of stuff as well

[idle siren]

FTAAANG

[sudden sleet]

I mean for ranged you already got cross bow and I barely use it

[bleak frost]

again, an arquebus already exists in game art for the mercenaries. That's a somewhat more advanced version

[shut gale]

yeah handgonnes have existed since the 1200s

[quaint ingot]

I fucking got out of the fucking abyss

[sharp orchid]

ngl using spears is better for range than the crossbow

[humble iris]

thats so fucking amazing my fucking guy

[quaint ingot]

killed 218 souls

[shut gale]

what the fucking kind of abyss is this?

[idle siren]

Damn Im only at 189

[sudden sleet]

I mean why asking for something that won’t really be useful for game play. I mean obviously hand gun doesn’t really involve physical system that much other than aiming. Maybe it is cool to have but eventually I doubt you will be using it a lot

[bleak frost]

medieval guns have terrible aim, with smooth bores. I'd guess that any guns we get will be filled with shot and not a ball, or at least a ball would suffer significant aiming disadvantages

[quaint ingot]

I don’t want to do abyss ever again

[sudden sleet]

Sure. But regardless I doubt if people will be using such thing a lot. Again it is not related to the cone of this game right?

[sudden sleet]

Unless you literally use handgun as blunt weapons. But then it is just purely cosmetic

[shut gale]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-shake-head-shake-head-shake-my-head-gif-12112247105977815891

[shut gale]

you really don't like the idea of this thing huh

[bleak frost]

I think it is. They existed in that time period
It'd be nice to have on your hip as a quick backup
or imagine a buhurt where you have 3 mercs fighting while you stand back and fire on the enemy

[idle siren]

wtf kind of weapon is that

[bleak frost]

Mjölnir

[idle siren]

I want one

[bleak frost]

the mod is called mjolnir iirc

[sharp orchid]

im making a save file with some custom weapons and whatnot, rn im planning on releasing to nexus sometime soon

[steady spruce]

do you actually have to build your muscles in free mode too? in progression my guy is 92kg, in free mode he's only 72kg and its makeing my polearms really weak

[bleak frost]

free mode is locked at 72 afaik

gotta mod/edit it to be higher

[steady spruce]

[bleak osprey]

I got banned from here ages ago

I am no longer banned

Forgot what I got banned for lowk

Let me see

[shut gale]

horsing about

[dim fiber]

too much horseplay

[gritty salmon]

halfsword hates horses

thats why there is a dead horse on the forest map

[bleak osprey]

Still auto modded I see

[dim fiber]

I'm SpongeBob

[bleak osprey]

Strange

[gritty salmon]

i'm spongebob

[slate swallow]

I'm SpongeBob

[gritty salmon]

i'mspongebob

[sharp orchid]

you specifically are banned from using it

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-spunchbop-gif-148247038275670806

[slow iris]

1984

[bleak osprey]

😭

[idle siren]

BobSponge I'm

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-spongebob-gif-17598597586521616942

we are spongebob

we i'm spongebob

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dancing-dancing-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-dancing-gif-3717772640009073571

[bleak osprey]

I feel quite honoured to be banned from using a word

[dim fiber]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bob-esponja-ukqBV7WM4BQ4w

[shut gale]

at some point riots just feel like this

[sharp orchid]

feels liks walking into a random elemtary or middle school classroom and seeing that banned words list on the wall

[shut gale]

https://tenor.com/view/100-men-versus-vs-1-gorilla-one-gorilla-gif-6961640451797782183

[bleak osprey]

Sponge

Bob

Huh

[slow iris]

half sword enhancer in the forest

[bleak osprey]

Spongе

[sharp orchid]

perfect description omg

[bleak osprey]

SpongеВob

[slow iris]

rule 82517 no bobposting in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[bleak osprey]

I’m SpongеВob

Ok

Nice

[shut gale]

1984

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[sharp orchid]

yes sir glory to aristozka

[shut gale]

what is life without bob 😔

[bleak osprey]

Am I the only person who is banned from using specific words

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/vintage-music-video-radio-gaga-queen-gif-19073722

[lost bison]

I cut a guy and when I went to grab him his legs exploded

[bleak osprey]

I’m SpongеВob

[sharp orchid]

youre the only one that I know of

[sharp orchid]

oh

[bleak osprey]

Lmao

[bleak osprey]

Special characters

[warped apex]

When can we do this to the characters in game

[sharp orchid]

I'm SpongeBob

[gritty salmon]

try it again without special characters

[gritty salmon]

automod discord doesnt work that way

WHAT

I'm spongebob

[bleak osprey]

Yup

[sharp orchid]

😭

[frail veldt]

lord rank gaslighter over here

[gritty salmon]

wait is that a different symbol

I'

strange

hmm

[bleak frost]

what did you do

[gritty salmon]

ITS THE SYMBOL

[sharp orchid]

OH???

[gritty salmon]

’

’’’’

[bleak frost]

try I'm

[gritty salmon]

I ’ M SPONGEBOB

[bleak osprey]

Must’ve said it to much

[gritty salmon]

its the symbol you are using

u can bypass it

use '

[bleak osprey]

Huh

[shut gale]

the spongebob virus is spreading

[bleak osprey]

Naw

[gritty salmon]

I'm spongebob

[bleak osprey]

Idc

[bleak frost]

I’m

[sharp orchid]

I love this trick so much its soi funny to do

[bleak osprey]

I want to be the only person who can’t say it

[gritty salmon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scout-tf2-9hmRlw9uERYn1sjAYm

[bleak osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1145169294179713034.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=catdance

[bleak frost]

Just kidding - that's a fish.

[steady spruce]

automod really is a special case of bots not being reliable lmao

[sharp orchid]

once did this and it literally did not stop ever

[dim fiber]

We need to grant this person a H-word pass

[slow iris]

lmao

[bleak osprey]

I cannot say I’m SpongеВob again special characters

[dire moon]

Would be an interesting mechanic to have a sponge in game

[slow iris]

get this horse his sponge he's dying

[bleak osprey]

Lmao

[dire moon]

Shower from a fall in the poop on slums

[idle siren]

I’m SpongеВob

[dire moon]

Or your character would be dirty for the next rounds

[slow iris]

fuck you

[idle siren]

no you

[sharp orchid]

i think my spear is a little long

[dire moon]

Maybe a smelly character that isn't clean would put his hands on his nose more to cover it or something, making it more reason to clean and such. Wash the old blood off

[bleak osprey]

Music

Music but this time by me

[dire moon]

Bathing like rdr2 might be a bit much tho

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/zomboid-project-zomboid-pz-sprinters-this-is-how-you-died-gif-27191975

[dire moon]

But immersive. Same with drinking

[hidden whale]

the new weight behind weapons feel so nice. this weapon is 10x more fun

[bleak osprey]

Even more by me

[slow iris]

they don't teach you this in drivers ed or in jail, the number 1 reason why drinking and driving is illegal because it's so addicting and fun

[bleak frost]

poleaxe with a spike my beloved

[sharp orchid]

wait this is tuff

[bleak frost]

this is why I practice on my driving sim

[dire moon]

Do u have a racing sim and beamng

[dire moon]

This is why or this is what

[bleak osprey]

It’s 8 minutes

[sharp orchid]

ik

[bleak frost]

because it's so fun and addicting

[bleak osprey]

Jazz this time

[bleak frost]

so I do it safely

[dire moon]

Brutal

[dire moon]

Ahh smart

Hopefully not for real tho SMH

[slow iris]

yeah my dad has 4 duis

[dire moon]

That's lame

[bleak frost]

hell nah, never irl

[sharp orchid]

i make shit too but its not as peak as this

[dire moon]

Must be new mexico

[bleak osprey]

Also by me

[ruby glade]

We got a bleeder

[dire moon]

Good choices. Not worth it. Sim is way more fun. And u can get silly if u want or be serious

[bleak osprey]

House

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dr-house-22

[bleak frost]

yup. I normally play truck sim or beam when I do

[dire moon]

Beam is fun. I like rp as a cop in West Coast officials

[slow iris]

mfw no hitting lord tourney and then getting 1 tap killed by baron

[sharp orchid]

new genere called horse house

[wheat leaf]

you got automation to go with it? adds a whole new level to the game to be able to make your own cars

[bleak osprey]

There’s a beat switch btw

[dire moon]

I don't think I would have the patients and such but I hear about it often. Plus I usually just play vanilla

[sharp orchid]

what you know about mongolian throat singing type beat

[dire moon]

https://tenor.com/view/ooh-rats-army-chill-chilling-gif-17869152100992493141

[shut gale]

zomboid my behated ❤️

[wheat leaf]

thats valid, and yeah its 100% a time consuming activity, if i had nothing better to do i'd easily spend 5+ hours just designing engine and bodywork, i havent even tried touching interior work yet lmao

[dire moon]

Y'all should watch this since u play halfsword. It was like game of thrones from my childhood

[bleak osprey]

How did you know

Lmao

Not mine

[sharp orchid]

THE SAME SAMPLE TOO 😭

[bleak osprey]

But a friends

[wheat leaf]

i miss the moment before i read the file name

[dire moon]

Yes I much prefer the driving aspect of what the game already offers and tuning in game suspensions and such to make it less like on an ice rink and more realistic feel of grip

[slow iris]

the sample is off on 3/4

[bleak osprey]

I know

[wheat leaf]

i was gonna say something sounded out of time

[bleak osprey]

It’s a joke song

[slow iris]

perfectionist in me hurts

[dire moon]

I had policed the whole 16 server on wc USA to be on the little island at the dock yard where all the crates r.
There was 1 guy in the city just driving and another on the track but the rest all went there xD

[sand kestrel]

they gotta add capes!!

[sharp orchid]

my calmest beat ever btw

[wheat leaf]

theres online play now?

[bleak osprey]

Don’t thing Mongolian throat singing has a time signature

[dire moon]

I try to realistically follow until I find a safe spot to pit and such of the like. Sometimes if they r light I pull ahead and brake in front of them til they r forced to slow

[dire moon]

Beam mp!!

[sharp orchid]

you should sample someone sampling a sample

[dire moon]

U didn't know beam mp

[wheat leaf]

can you do one called 'break my snore' thats a beat based around an alarm clock noise

[bleak osprey]

Any mf doom song

[analog dagger]

I came to say early access half sowrd is peak

[slow iris]

:/

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/correct-random-funny

[bleak osprey]

What

[wheat leaf]

i dont agree.

only because being early access implies it will still get better, so it is not yet peak

it is the crescendo to peak

[sharp orchid]

who up beaking they core?

[bleak osprey]

Real

[dire moon]

Mp is my shameful exception to no mods

[slow iris]

it just sounds wrong to me

[wheat leaf]

i got no idea what beam mp is tho

[slow iris]

I can hear it in my head if I liked it

[bleak osprey]

Ok

[wheat leaf]

aside from online beam ofc

[dire moon]

Dude

[analog dagger]

Just the peak become higher

[bleak osprey]

It’s all correct

[pliant relic]

Will devs re-rework the one-handed stab system and return the stucking-in-corpse( not in the dirt beneath). system for polearms and axes?

[bright geode]

Is there a free mode fist play

[wheat leaf]

is it part of the game or a addon/extra game

[dire moon]

Yea. Beam mp has online servers u and friends can play on and such.

[wheat leaf]

duuuuuuude that sounds sick

[dire moon]

It's a mod sadly. The only mod I use 😂

[bleak osprey]

Same time signature same bpm

Nothing off

[dire moon]

Even tho I said no mods

[slow iris]

at least your music isn't as bad as the guy with a boondocks pfp who unironically thinks random saxaphone beats with no cohereance is good on any way

[wheat leaf]

i mean. thats a pretty massive mod though not like a content mod

[dire moon]

We crawl and race sometimes, sometimes we are cops and go around pulling ppl over and such. Depends on the mood.
Rally, track racing, general trailing

[wheat leaf]

this might actually be mf doom

[bleak osprey]

I think I know now

[wheat leaf]

i said that before it even hit the lyrics

[bleak osprey]

I think this song says the f slur😭

[sharp orchid]

this really is one of the beats ive ever listened to

[dire moon]

Disarm yourself

[bright geode]

Fuh no

[wheat leaf]

careful not to get banned, yer pretty funny so far

lookin out for you

[bleak osprey]

Maybe delete that one

More random ass files

I think this is another doom one

[shut gale]

half sword had some of my favorite concussion systems ever 😭

[wheat leaf]

can never be too safe in a major public server, staff have gotten more chill in recent times but not to be tested

[sharp orchid]

wait this one cooked so hard

[bleak osprey]

It’s mf doom

[bleak osprey]

lol

[sharp orchid]

its peak nonetheless

[bleak osprey]

Don’t remeber making that

[bleak osprey]

This

Unless it’s another doom one

Probably

I love doom beats

[sudden sleet]

So you want a tool to quickly diminish one enemy when ur out numbered? Such function does not seems worth an attention of a full hand gun design. On the other hand, regardless of its effectiveness, it should be fair to have AI foes to use it against you. If you got like 3 foes with handguns it sucks if you could not block it by any reliable techniques

[bleak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-2088247993237804628

[slow iris]

half sword blunderbuss mod when?

[hearty forge]

your banned

[sharp orchid]

yo should I ragebait you and say "You're*"

[hearty forge]

yes

[bleak osprey]

Holy shit Beatles dnb

[sharp orchid]

ok

[sharp orchid]

you're*

[shut gale]

such techniques were used IRL by cavalry 😭

[hearty forge]

''yo'' isnt a word.

[bleak osprey]

@sharp orchid

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-jam-dancing

[shut gale]

and by pirates

[hearty forge]

[sharp orchid]

genuinley gotta drop this

[sharp orchid]

isn't*

[bleak osprey]

Probably not even mine I have so much shit in my files of my songs and other shit I don’t even know

[sharp orchid]

hmm intresting

[shut gale]

the problem is: the guns are smoothbore so you have a better chance of hitting the broadside of a barn than you do your enemy if they aren't within shouting distance

[bleak osprey]

I am coming out with an album soon

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-ai-robot-ai-meme-ai-meme-gif-509507551361818171

[pliant crest]

mmm

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[sharp orchid]

ooh

[shut gale]

i love researching about weird and old guns ❤️

[warped apex]

Jumpin op

[sharp orchid]

have you tried resesarching old attempts at planes?

[slow iris]

who owns this clip?

[warped apex]

me

[slow iris]

I've seen it 3 times today bro

[sudden sleet]

It is just boring and unrelated to current combat system. The game is not purely reality and despite its existence during that time it does not mean it could make the game play more fun.

[slow iris]

w clip

[warped apex]

because jumping is indeed op

[shut gale]

doesn't interest me

[bleak osprey]

This is bordering on porn atp

[sharp orchid]

it really is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1475002530588135635/MedalTVHalfSword20260221225135062-tr-edit-7d0b-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[shut gale]

shush mr killjoy

[sharp orchid]

fair ig

[slow iris]

haven't used a jump for anything other than jumping off of slums with a victim

[dire moon]

I would say mp on beam is a ton of fun and idk about how safe the mod is but as far as fun goes it's one of my favorite things to spend a day on

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-mike-myers-yeah-baby-yeah-gif-5316726

[bleak osprey]

My pcs gpu shat itself so I can’t play any games😔

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1473494951655505972/MedalTVHalfSword20260202163031729--edit-dbf4-1771378796-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[warped apex]

stabbing with the crossbow works alittle too well

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skill-issue-urge

[bleak osprey]

Lowk gonna listen to Abby road such a peak album

[slow iris]

some guy killed himself walking face first into my crossbow earlier when I was afk

[sudden sleet]

Having devs wasting efforts on something boring is definitely a kill joy huh? Too bad

[buoyant ravine]

Thats not what scoliosis does to you. nah willie has rickets or something or simply iron deficiency

[dire moon]

Did u shoot after u stabbed

[buoyant ravine]

yes and he somehow fucking missed

[dire moon]

Lol

[shut gale]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-shake-head-shake-head-shake-my-head-gif-12112247105977815891

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/musket-ranker-roblox-b%26i-blood-and-iron-gif-5202825265423378756

[bleak osprey]

I hate people who say I should be humble just cus ur an insecure shit doesn’t mean I can’t love myself

[warped apex]

@dire moon been trying to do this

it'

it's very not easy

[slow iris]

wdym

[dire moon]

That was nice

I'm not a fan of the crossbow personally but that is just me

I'm terrible w it

[bleak osprey]

Like I’m quite confident and people get mad and call me egotistical sometimes even tho I’m just confident I don’t think I’m better than anyone

Sometimes it pmo

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[bleak osprey]

What could this mean?

[slow iris]

I get that same thing now I just stfu nothing matters no one is special

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-shiroko-gif-5879530622326413275

[buoyant ravine]

welcome to the party pal. i was once sent death threats for not crying at the titanic movie

[bleak osprey]

My point exactly

Just let me live

[sharp orchid]

guys should I make custom color clothes or custom weapons

[bleak osprey]

I’m allowed to love myself

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/tbh-autism-creature-autism-gif-15401966070898742522

[warped apex]

Did it again, But it didn't kill him sadly

[dire moon]

Who sent u death threats

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[dire moon]

How did they find where to send them

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[slow iris]

hello yes you have recieved a death threat from a user in half sword games

[sharp orchid]

cuz ive already done both.

[buoyant ravine]

a girl with a very intresting pfp. clearly ai

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[bleak osprey]

To add to the horror I’m gay asf but don’t make it my entire personality and be all cute and cuddly like a little wimp so people assume I’m straight ✌️😭

[dire moon]

And she found u how

[buoyant ravine]

but i was once almost doxxed for not liking grow a garden or steal a brainrot on roblox

[jolly gorge]

Yo

[hearty forge]

weirdos

[buoyant ravine]

it was a instagram post i made like 2 years ago

its gone now

[dire moon]

Unbelievable

[hearty forge]

real men dont cry

[shut gale]

gotta love rifling being invented in the 16th century but not being widely available due to how fucking expensive and time consuming it was ❤️

[sharp orchid]

bro these ipad kids are on another level

[dire moon]

Also unbelievable

[hearty forge]

i got doxxed in this gc yesterday

[warped apex]

Crossbow Execution

[dire moon]

The world is an interesting place. Ppl will say anything I guess. Unfortunate

[sharp orchid]

did you actually??

[bleak osprey]

How dare u dislike a game designed to keep me hooked to it like a drug

[worn swift]

guys guys someone someone please please

[hearty forge]

yes he sent ym exact cordinates to the gc

[pliant crest]

drugs?

You got drugs?

[dire moon]

No no

[worn swift]

guys guys

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drugs-drug-snow-animal-gif-10335506710319479131

[worn swift]

hotshot or a cold shot

[slow iris]

garry I need my 7-OH

[bleak osprey]

Sorry I’m straight edge

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-13846171428380845472

me after my 10th blinker off the penjamin

[sharp orchid]

these mf willies are actually addicted leave them alone.

[bleak osprey]

Holy lag

[sharp orchid]

ikr

[slow iris]

bro I lost ts 2 days after I bought istg it's around here somehwere

I'VE SANK

8 HOURS MAYBE

LOOKING FOR THAT FUCKING THING

IT'S GONE

IDFK

[pliant crest]

I feel that.

[slow iris]

SO SALTY

SLASHED THE FUCKING COUCHES

RIPPED DOWN THE WALL(notreally)

NOTHING

ABS(OPALUTAI NOTHING

[worn swift]

does someone have some spare money to buy me this game? sorry for sounding demaning or sum but not my intention

[slow iris]

if I did I would

[pliant crest]

See, I just am poor because I don't want to sell my soul to corporations that are owned by people that do...special and...interesting things to say the least.

[worn swift]

what does this mean

ohhh money

its okay

[bleak osprey]

BANG BANG MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER CAME DOWN UPON HER HEAD, BANG BANG MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER MADE SURE SHE WAS DEAD🔥🔥🔥

So peak

[slow iris]

it'll be so worth it once you get it

[pliant crest]

I read Maxwell as Marxwell first, ngl.

[slow iris]

so much fun

[bleak osprey]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2S8xyNRJX1XQdo3qnTuovI?si=DMPqwdUKRPaGNFKNSmxpHQ

[worn swift]

i know i got no money tho

[slow iris]

SOON

[pliant crest]

we be poor together

[pliant relic]

Will devs re-rework the one-handed stab system and return the stucking-in-corpse( not in the dirt beneath). system for polearms and axes?

[worn swift]

u don have money too?

[pliant relic]

Somebody know smth about that?

[worn swift]

tuffffff

[worn swift]

soon what

[dim fiber]

Ridiculous. Marxwell would never own private property so bourgeoise as a silver hammer

[pliant crest]

I can't even say what I wanted to say because his name is blocked. Damn.

[slow iris]

you'll inevitably get the game right? you're telling me in your life that you won't eventually get the game?

[bleak osprey]

Why this bitch got no shoes on the rest of them do just not this lil cunt

[slow iris]

and to that I say soon

[hearty forge]

ger

[slow iris]

DEAD

DEAD

DEAD

[worn swift]

1 dollar is 50 so i don think so

[nimble hatch]

Does anyone know what the best messer blade for close quarters is? (If that makes sense)

[worn swift]

(in my country)

[bleak osprey]

Paul is dead theory 💔

[sharp orchid]

wait does the drunk guy errand in halfsword confirm the location of the bar lobby area?

[slow iris]

funny enough I sang that entire album last night while drunk

[shut gale]

prolly the double edged ones

[slow iris]

k

[pliant relic]

All messers feel hella instable

[buoyant ravine]

damn... i reloaded too slow

[bleak osprey]

Turn me on dead man🥴

[pliant relic]

I can’t find any additional arrows

[brave basalt]

Anyone know how to get extra ammo without going to forest

[pliant relic]

Where are they?

[brave basalt]

Are there cheats for it

[pliant relic]

Only the loaded one

[nimble hatch]

[slow iris]

the number 9

[pliant relic]

Oh shi ammo is in the forest also

[sharp orchid]

yall know what colors are in and not in halfsword clothing wise?

[bleak osprey]

U know that song is about a revolution like an actual one it’s supposed to be like a painting in song form

[slow iris]

revolution 9 or revolution?

[bleak osprey]

Revolution 9

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-lick-lick-gif-5582866956837182008

[bleak osprey]

Number 9 number 9 number 9 🔥🔥🔥

[pliant crest]

you're next

[shut gale]

i've literally only ever gone out of my way to make messers on the peasant tier cause i desire a slashing tool that's not an axe

[slow iris]

paul : I listened to that recording you did last night, pretty good
john : what recording?

[bleak osprey]

Peakest album oat

[nimble hatch]

Im trying to do a buckler and messer run and its been challenging😭

[pliant crest]

Is it called a messer because it messes you up?

:0

[bleak osprey]

I also got sgt peppers

[nimble hatch]

Basically

[bleak osprey]

And many more

Many

Many more

[dire moon]

I see halfsword is getting animals.
Meh.

[slow iris]

I only have the abbey road vinyl

[dire moon]

Doesnt sound like a step in the right direction. Hopefully I'm way wrong

[worn swift]

someone buy me ts game please not tryna annoy anyone

[dire moon]

Someone should recreate the pic on alley with Willy's dresses up xD

[dire moon]

Mow a lawn

[worn swift]

not in my country

we got no grass

[dire moon]

Tf is that

Go shovel snow

[slow iris]

I've been to abbey road before

[pliant crest]

I wish I could find some simple jobs like that

Everything where I live is straight to the corpos.

[dire moon]

Always a way

Just try harder

[pliant crest]

I'm not dealing with corpos

[dire moon]

Start mowing the lawn before u ask

[worn swift]

no snow too

[pliant crest]

Yeah, how to get shot

[dire moon]

No just go on a shaggy lawn and mow it.

[pliant crest]

Where I live, people have been shot...for turning around in a driveway

[dark fern]

extrapog

[dire moon]

If they come out with a gun just be like isn't this the house that needed the lawn trimmed??

[pliant crest]

They ain't waitin to talk if they walk out with the gun

[dire moon]

Oh I see

Ok never go outside again. Stay inside from now on

[pliant crest]

Not at all what I said...

[dire moon]

Bro it's so dangerous. Ppl get shot turning around in driveways

[pliant crest]

Ah, a rage baiting troll.

[dire moon]

I want no part of this. Too ghetto for me. I'm going back to where I'm safe

[pliant crest]

Good to know. Another one to ignore.

[buoyant ravine]

lil homie thought he could call me a rouge

[dire moon]

It's hard to listen to how there's no jobs around. Idk maybe it's different here. Ppl need work done and they'll easily give 15 for cleaning a trashed yard.

Tbh 50 is fair

[pliant crest]

Not what I said either.

You just opened up to what I said with immediate hyperbole and asshole comments tbh.

[dire moon]

Ok gtg mb sorry to bother on it

[pliant crest]

Yep, bye troll.

[dire moon]

Is this the free play?

[sharp orchid]

yeah it looks like

[worn swift]

anyone

[dire moon]

It indeed did. I've been sucked into progression for a long time now. Tried Freeplay and wasn't really for me

[bleak frost]

no

[worn swift]

indeed

[worn swift]

sorry gang didnt mean to make u sad or not happy from what i said , not my intention

[dire moon]

Free play is cool but I like having my weight from profession and such

[buoyant ravine]

so much death

[dire moon]

Progression*

[sharp orchid]

profession*

[dire moon]

Indeed

So it was said. So it shall come to pass

[sharp orchid]

bruh i have the framework to add more colors to clothes but I need colors to add

like idk whats in the game and what isnt

ive already added purple and pure white

[dire moon]

Fair. I have a light blue green and red cape, forget the name

Targ or something

[sharp orchid]

tabard?

[dire moon]

Yes

[sharp orchid]

yeah im tryna add more color clothes

[dire moon]

Ppl seem to get funny when u don't know the word

[sharp orchid]

eh

[dire moon]

Black?

Orange?

[buoyant ravine]

he grabbed me and died a fast death

[sharp orchid]

they have black alr

[dire moon]

Dam.

[sharp orchid]

fuck let me check i think leathjer colors in the weapon maker has every avalible color

[dire moon]

That slo mo looked a bit modded

[dire moon]

Oh sht

[sharp orchid]

to my knowladge, this is every color avalible for half sword leather and clothes

[dire moon]

Idk wtf any of that all means lol for editing and such. I was trying to change my pfenning to a higher starting amount

[dire moon]

But I guess if I retire I keep that characters money?

Insured items too?

[sharp orchid]

yeah you do

[dire moon]

I made a short character. I weigh 83 I think maxed out. Haven't gone heavier

Maybe I try tall next.

[dark fern]

finally got proper leg armor as well, let's go

[hidden whale]

bruh i just now realized there are 3 different flails

i thought there was just 2

[dark fern]

spiky flail absolutely never stops being relevant

[hidden whale]

this third one is savage

[dark fern]

yeah I just got the 3rd one

[hidden whale]

bro wait

thats 4TH ONE

[dark fern]

less impact area so it's less forgiving than the one with the three rounds of spikes

but it's heavier and I think longer

[hidden whale]

thats 4 flails

[dire moon]

What's the best flail.

Mine stopped hitting as hard as a point I feel

Knight tier I was using a poleaxe

[sick moth]

warstaff always carries me once it becomes available

[dark fern]

I just started playing around with the one you can see in my screenshot above, so far it seems pretty good, more impact but harder to hit

[hidden whale]

these are the 3 i have. that guy found a 4th one

[dark fern]

I think before I had this one, but the one I have now is like 0.7 kilos

[dire moon]

Epic

I'm getting hungry. Gonna grab some food

[slow iris]

I will not only remove your armor, I will individually break each and every bone in your legs, then only then will you be given the relief gift that is death, which only will be given by the very warstaff you worship

[dark fern]

And the thinner one was starting to feel less relevant, even though knee strikes always work

[sharp orchid]

you will die to his warstaff before any of that happens

[slow iris]

yeah you;re right

[hidden whale]

that giant flail you have is so cool

[slow iris]

wtf am I thinking

[hidden whale]

i gotta start paying attention to the weapons

[dark fern]

If showed up in the shop when I got to knight tier

[sick moth]

its so good but it does get kinda boring pretty quick 😭

[slow iris]

I

love the warstaff

in every way

[sick moth]

which version

[fallen glacier]

gets outclassed by estoc and casted mace

[sick moth]

barons beak

[slow iris]

good weapon but damn does it like to bug tf out

[sick moth]

truee but for me it works most of the time

[slow iris]

maining it rn since I'm trying not to die, gonna try and make it to 365 days

[sick moth]

and holy shit its amazing

genuinely i dont think ive lost since i started using it it hits so hard and almost always with a kill shot

[buoyant ravine]

who had the funniest death

[sharp orchid]

new colors i've added to half sword so far. Pure white, Pure teal, baron purple, and mercenary green

the latter 2 were recreated to the best of my ability

[sick moth]

NEED the purple for all clothing in the game

[sharp orchid]

yeah I'll try and make purple for all the clothes. Right now i only have an arming doublet, a hosen and trousers

[fallen glacier]

I can understand why it's not added. From what I understand, purple was a very hard color to get back in those days. Like you apparently had to be fairly rich

[sharp orchid]

it was THE hardest color to make I belive

[sick moth]

it would make sense for the baron to have that no?

[sharp orchid]

it used to in the demo

[sick moth]

instead of the red

it did? how do i not remember that

it was the color for royalty so it would make sense

would look awesome with the gold

[fallen glacier]

I mean maybe. Just depends on his preference I guess. It being red also matches his French-coded armor, since the French wore covered-plate like that that was red sometimes

[sharp orchid]

redoing the mercenary green color, it isnt nearly as accurate as i imagined

[sick moth]

i just want more clothing/decoration in the game in general

is there anything to put on top of armor other than the tabard rn?

[fallen glacier]

besides the baron's covered plate I don't think so

[sick moth]

damn

[buoyant ravine]

I hardly touched them

[sharp orchid]

uh oh i think I broke my half sword

[hidden whale]

found the big flail

[dire moon]

This is the one I have. Is it the best

[tepid nest]

does this game will be multi?

[fierce wedge]

adrenochrome so good

you will eat ze bugs, yum yum!

[dark fern]

Wraparound strikes with the flails are so good

You don't even need to hit properly

[sick moth]

gotta be best new weapon in the early access

[sand kestrel]

dude can they add like a pop up to pick up weapons 😭

[dire moon]

Wym

[bleak frost]

simply look down and hit q or e

[sand kestrel]

dropped my poleaxe midfight and couldnt pick it up!!

[dire moon]

I use q more often

[hidden whale]

im not sure i dont think so

[sand kestrel]

my fkn character was grabbing the ground around it

[hidden whale]

i think this one is better

[dire moon]

I will try it I have it also

[dire moon]

Annoying for sure

[sharp orchid]

bro the green stuff broke my game so hard wtf

like editing that specific color made my game not launch anymore

and when I deleted those two clothes with that color my game launches fune now

[dire moon]

Crazy.
Have u found where to edit pfennings and what they call it on the code

[sharp orchid]

yes that part is pretty easy actually

lemme find the value to edit rq

you need to edit this value

[dire moon]

OMG duh lol

[dark fern]

It's more maneuverable and forgiving but once people start having more armor you need the extra heft

[dire moon]

Tbh now I can just retirey character

[dark fern]

In tourneys I've been lucky to get mercs that can actually somewhat hold their own so I can just run around harassing and tripping people

Can't wait to see what knight tier has in store for me

[sharp orchid]

ok, after the sacrifice of a poor mercenary, I now have the official in game hex for mercenary green

here it is

wait this is wrong

wtf

I took this from IN GAME

real mercenary green

[restive barn]

u prolly took the wrong color

or mercenaries use two different colors for pants and legs\

[shut gale]

if rimworld taught me anything it's blunt weapons do wonders against folk covered in armour xD

[restive barn]

idk

[sharp orchid]

looks like, i think armoing doublets and regular doublets have different colors

[spice pewter]

i have a question

can you break a bone in half sword

[restive barn]

yes

[spice pewter]

because i remember you being able to do it in the demo but i haven't been able to do so in the full game

even with a maxed out mace

[bleak frost]

you can. I've seen some arms and legs bent in very wrong ways

I'm finally red

[spice pewter]

i see

do you know if i should aim for the kneecaps or if i should aim for the leg

or is that a dev question

[cobalt pollen]

Holy

[bleak frost]

I'd suggest the joints, yeah

[cobalt pollen]

Falling over is so cool in EA

It’s good that they made throwing off balance way more common

[bleak frost]

I don't think bones break in the way you'd think. The joints will bend beyond their normal angles, but the bones themselves won't break afaik
you can ofc cut limbs off though

[sharp orchid]

HERE WE ARE

[sick moth]

its rlly satisfying to knock someone in the head and watch em slowly tip over

[sharp orchid]

THIS is the rgb

[cobalt pollen]

I think In the demo u could break somebody’s hand hence disabling it

I don’t think it would get deleted

[restive barn]

can u get baron red

[cobalt pollen]

Even hitting someone on the torso/hip with the staff and watching them fall over it

[sharp orchid]

from ea? I'll try

[sick moth]

pretty sure u can still break em, there isnt a visual for broken bones other than the arm being limp but u can damage limbs so enemies cant use em

[pseudo wadi]

So i have a bug that make my character go full no armor and no weopons after two brawls EVERY TIME.

[cobalt pollen]

Also guys does anyone know is the armor damage cosmetic only ?

[bleak frost]

yeah, that's what I was explaining
they'll just affect the joints and if the limb can be used

[sick moth]

ahh gotcha

[cobalt pollen]

It would be nice if we got some armor piercing/shattering mechanic (obviously in a realistic manner)

[sharp orchid]

right now i only know how to find fabric colors, and this is the fabric color for the cuirass

[bleak frost]

just cosmetic. It gets "repaired" after a new round

[sharp orchid]

its clearly not the right one, but idk how to find it otherwise

[sick moth]

i have zero real proof but i swear damage can limit mobility with arms especially, it could definitely be a bug but sometimes after a hit i cant move my arms as much

not sure how its supposed to work but thats been my experience

[cobalt pollen]

I haven’t played progression much but the armor has a weird feel to it in general

[sick moth]

definitely

[hidden schooner]

crazy trousers

[sharp orchid]

trousers are so tuff tho

[hidden schooner]

nah def agree

did you get em off a peasant or merchant?

[sharp orchid]

have it in purple too

[tranquil ledge]

The new ragdolls are such an eye sore

[sharp orchid]

I modded it

[sick moth]

how so?

[hidden schooner]

looks scandinavian

[tranquil ledge]

They became less stiff but sometimes the adversary can stumble and then fall

[cobalt pollen]

Yeah

Unfortunately the core fighting mechanics feel degraded from the demo

[tranquil ledge]

The old ragdolls were always Willie holding his face and falling slowly

[cobalt pollen]

At least that’s my opinion after my first 2 hours or so

[sick moth]

true its very clanky

[cobalt pollen]

However I like the creative direction of the game

[tranquil ledge]

I would say footing has gotten worse but it’s a weapon hitting you so of course

[sick moth]

ye im happy enough with the new content where im confident the mechanics will step it up soon

[cobalt pollen]

But the screen after u finish a fight in free play

Is an eye sore

They have to bring the one from the demo back

[sick moth]

yes the ui needs a bit of work lmao

[tranquil ledge]

I hope they add fist fight to the free play

And picking between maps

[sick moth]

mhm it would be nice to have a full sandbox mode

[cobalt pollen]

Yeah also the weapon creator being a separate option in the menu

[sick moth]

i wanna be able to mess around with a warstaff in the weapon creator i was disappointed when it wasnt there

[cobalt pollen]

I haven’t got the occasion to use it yet

But I will try to make the dragonslayer

[tranquil ledge]

I would say some of the reviews that are negative are mostly people who expect an early access to be cinema

[cobalt pollen]

From berserk

[sick moth]

its gotta be one of if not the best weapon throughout the entire game i still take it into the lord tourney

[cobalt pollen]

I meant the weapon creator

[sick moth]

ikk its not rlly constructive

[sick moth]

o mb

[cobalt pollen]

Maybe I haven’t played that much but is swordsplay obsolete now

[slow iris]

brooooooooo I've been playing half sword for 10 fucking hours

my

[tranquil ledge]

A lot of people use blunt weapons since killing people adds to the souls in the abyss

[slow iris]

brain is on autopilot

[sick moth]

kinda? its still one of the most fun parts but u really need a hard hitting weapon because at a certain point everyone has armor

[slow iris]

read my fucking name

[sick moth]

lmao

[tranquil ledge]

I ain’t paying SHIT

[sick moth]

my first death i had to fight almost 60 souls in the abyss 😭

[sharp orchid]

upon further investigation, this is what the rgb for the baron red is. This game displays colors super fucking weirdly so even if you converted this to decimal to apply in game youd have to make it darker than this

[sharp orchid]

its a bit of trial and error but this will lead to a fairly close approximation

[tranquil ledge]

Wow

[slow iris]

10P A PIECE BROKIE

[sick moth]

omfgg

[tranquil ledge]

EXCUSE ME I AM A LORD

[slow iris]

@tranquil ledge @tranquil ledge @tranquil ledge @tranquil ledge @tranquil ledge @tranquil ledge @tranquil ledge @tranquil ledge @tranquil ledge

[sharp orchid]

THEN ACT LIKE IT AND PAY THEM OFF

[slow iris]

MY MIND IS MELTING

[sharp orchid]

you the real brokie here

[sick moth]

ok but like the abyss is kinda fun tho..

[tranquil ledge]

A lord isn’t afraid of the darkness of the abyss

[slow iris]

it took you 3 minutes to download cheat engine bro

[sharp orchid]

took me less than that to not download a cheat engine :D

[slow iris]

yeah probably

I haven't even looked into save editing

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fire-writing-2

[slow iris]

not THAT bored yet

[slow iris]

wanna make it to 1000 days

I want to

[pliant crest]

did t hey break it?

Wtf did they do?

[slow iris]

im so tired boss

[sharp orchid]

but you can do so much cool stuff like make custom weapons and whatnot

[pliant crest]

I'm trying to play after not playing a week and it's....almost completely different

[slow iris]

1000 dayyss.ss.......ss

I must......

[pliant crest]

I just cut through a dude's neck 4 times, he gave 0 fucks and proceeded to hit me in the leg with a spear (the staff part) and it instantly killed me. Not even downed me, but killed me

[tranquil ledge]

This ain’t the green mile buddy kick stones

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-popeyes-biscuits-gif-24985752

[pliant crest]

Wooden bits are cutting me through plate armor, and my enemies are giving 0 shits what I do to em. One dude I piked with the baron's beak. Bro shrugged it off like he was a goddamn monty python character

[bleak osprey]

I got banned when this server had 50k people now it had 150k

Damn

[slow iris]

im gonna close my eyes in a minute and see willies face istg

[pliant crest]

Imma just wait until a new patch ig, idk. This shit insane

[sharp orchid]

the tetris effect

[tranquil ledge]

Wake up

[halcyon silo]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

[slow iris]

shit actually happens to me now after all the psilocybin

[bleak frost]

weird, I haven't had any experiences like this

[sick moth]

me either

[pliant crest]

I haven't until today.

[sick moth]

people die pretty easily

[bleak frost]

so true twin

[slow iris]

make me a fucking coffee bro

[pliant crest]

It's been peak until I try today, after 5 battles I couldn't kill a single one, even with the baron's beak piking through their armor.

[bleak frost]

fuck I want coffee now

[sharp orchid]

but loooooongsword

[pliant crest]

But they'd tap me, and my guy would instantly fall over or outright die, despite having full baron plate armor.

[tranquil ledge]

You got a machine?

[slow iris]

IF I HAD A MACHINE I WOULDN'T OF ASKED YOU

I do

I'm

lazy

[tranquil ledge]

I mean you also could’ve been a guy who stirs his coffee

[sick moth]

got a coffee machine on my desk but im too lazy to go get water

[slow iris]

um I think he's as broken as I am rn

[bleak frost]

could you get a recording and toss it in #game-footage-🎮🎥? I'm able to sustain several hits and not get severly injured
especially in armor, you shouldn't just die

[sick moth]

flesh wound

[slow iris]

LMAOOO HE REALLY WANTS IT

aAHAWhhhhhhhhhh

[sick moth]

"I DONT NEED IT"

[bleak frost]

he's just standing there, menacingly

[slow iris]

oh shit he's hallucinating

[sick moth]

NOOOO i cant do gifs

sad

[pliant crest]

Nah tbh

I've been having a rough as hell day, and that almost made me crash out.

I'm done for today, and honestly with how bad it pissed me off, I might be done with halfsword for a week.

[slow iris]

"do it pussy"

[sick moth]

😭

[bleak frost]

fair enough

[carmine wave]

"where's the evil willie grabber?"
suspiciously arrow shaped willie

[sharp orchid]

temptations...

[pliant crest]

I only outright died 3 times, but what's stupid is all three times the metal part of the weapons weren't even hitting me.

[frosty stratus]

What's the highest you've gotten your strength without mods?

[pliant crest]

90kg is the max iirc.

[frosty stratus]

I got 94kg per my character sheet

[pliant crest]

maybe I misremembered

[carmine wave]

102kg

[bleak frost]

I got to 92, yeah. It goes up high

[frosty stratus]

How is the baron peak with that much strength lmao

I feel pretty strong at 94. Even body shots fighting the baron hurt him,

[bleak frost]

the screaming as he's being ragdolled 😂

[frosty stratus]

Am I alone in finding the end game meta kinda boring? Full plate combat is iffy for me. I like the early tiers xD

[carmine wave]

forever intertwined

[bleak frost]

it does kinda feel repetitive. Aim for head, knock them out, win
the riots are pretty fun at higher levels, since they're not too armored most of the time

[carmine wave]

peak human arch

[bleak frost]

I would like for the fights to be locked at higher ranks. I don't want to be able to fight a peasant at knight

[wheat leaf]

boutta launch his ass out the window and into the stratosphere 😭

[sharp orchid]

you've made a square wave here

[frosty stratus]

Agree. I think riots should be like 1-2 tiers down max. Or do revolt and have a man at arms squad to fight with your buddy

[wheat leaf]

i think they kept them open amost like a 'newgame +' kinda option for once you beat baron or retire a character

[frosty stratus]

The Hammer of the Cellar.

[carmine wave]

looks like those yellow bath ducks

if you squint hard enough

[bleak frost]

but it's easier when you've trained all the way up. Not much of a newgame+
tbf it's not like fighting the lower ranks pay well

[wheat leaf]

well.. newgame + is typically also easier cause youve trained all the way up

[frosty stratus]

I wish there was a true newgame+ beat the baron, get knocked out and have all gear and gold taken, but you start back at the start with a buff of some sort to do it all again

New baron to beat

[wheat leaf]

nah the devs playing it realistic for the most part

no buffs or nothin

[mint sedge]

yo off-topic question here: I’m a game dev, I’ve already made a few small games, but I wanna make something slightly bigger now. What game would YOU like to play?

1. A hardcore tactical fps with small maps in middle east, proximity chat with realistic audio reverb, movement mechanics like crawling or leaning, gunshot loud like earrape, lots of gore and screams.

2. A survival horror game focused on managing bunker systems and machinery. Cold corporate futurism with post apocalyptic decay. Lots of stress both from monster and managing the machinery to avoid death from suffocating.

3. A story game set in a 00s soviet industrial city, using dark PS2 style visuals to amplify heavy mood. The world collapses and alien life overruns the planet, the story begins in the ruins of a snowy city, where the last remnants of humanity tries to survive.

[wheat leaf]

fortnite 2

electric boogaloo

[bleak frost]

yeah, a newgame+ typically has a more difficult aspect. Just choosing to wear less armor and fight lower ranks while having way more strength than them is significantly easier

[sharp orchid]

quite literally all of these games have been made before

[carmine wave]

aftermath

[mint sedge]

can u show me game 2. and 3. ?

[sharp orchid]

theres a somewhat merger of both where its like youre in a bunker giving coordinates to fight off aliens

idk the name tho

[carmine wave]

id like 1 but maybe open world where you have the option of taking orders to do random events like IED attacks and ambushes

[dire moon]

@wheat leaf did u download beammp

[frosty stratus]

Make the enemy willies stronger

[solemn wedge]

could anyone tell what happened? Why did I win?

[carmine wave]

kinda like ghost recon but less spec op and more grunt but each with own lore

[wheat leaf]

nah i was out rubbing waterproofing goop on my cars windshield

aka rainx

[mint sedge]

I’m solo dev, so open world mil-sim shooter feels like too big project.

sadly

[formal chasm]

uhhh make furry shit

[carmine wave]

yea

[bleak frost]

was it first blood? Your poleaxe hit the rear of his leg

[formal chasm]

thats a hot deer

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[mint sedge]

I want to make 1. game similar to Squad or Arma 3 but on small maps, so it’s less boring and more dynamic.

[carmine wave]

thats an animal

[tranquil lantern]

thank God the knights dont wear their standarts

[dire moon]

I have never used that before

[wheat leaf]

hate to be that guy, but sounds like ground branch

[sharp orchid]

well the thing about arma is that its charm is in the realistic, usually long range combat

if you take away the long range you've basically made rainbow 6 seige

[formal chasm]

@mint sedge bro we're in halfsword chat

[sharp orchid]

also yeah

[mint sedge]

I know but it’s 10 minutes of running around the map and you die in 0.1 second.

[carmine wave]

only thing i can say is to maybe have a highway of death map where its dedicated to vehicle combat

[bleak frost]

it's charm actually comes from walking toward an objective for an hour, then dying from someone you can't see

[wheat leaf]

thats why nobody runs around the map in arma, they just snipe or drive/fly big expensive vehicles

[mint sedge]

that’s why this game is resident sleeper

[dire moon]

I do ground patrols in unsung

Foot patrols fighting in the jungle is arma to me

[mint sedge]

Insurgency 2 did it right, but it’s a dead game now…

[dire moon]

Macvsog in soggy boots

[tranquil lantern]

throat slitting is honestly super satisfying

[wheat leaf]

last time i played arma i was hitting 1.9 km shots, i only got like 50 hours tho so thats all i did lmao

[dire moon]

50 hrs in Arma??? How did u play so short

[sharp orchid]

ooh wait im still modding weapons i have no clue what to make next

[carmine wave]

personally i want more vietnam games centered around grunt style fighting like if you die you get to play an entire different person

[dire moon]

Ppl have like 20k. I was at 5

[wheat leaf]

nvm just checked, i had 85

[mint sedge]

Hell Let Lose will have Vietnam map soon

[wheat leaf]

big pickaxe

[carmine wave]

like in bf1 the firstmission did it soooo goood

[sharp orchid]

If i can make a pickaxe in the weapon maker, i will

[wheat leaf]

bf1 🤤

[dire moon]

Which battlefield had dragon valley. That one was a good map

[carmine wave]

bf1 WAS soooo good before sniper cucks just cliff jockeyed and killed everybody

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mbCXFFrvQzOkfDHMU?invite=cr-MSwzMlksNTU0MTAxMzE3&v=11

[mint sedge]

bf is too casual for me, but arma is too slow for me. I wanna develop something between it.

[wheat leaf]

see i mained sniper, but it was the lawrence of arabia special with only iron sights, i ran the trenches with a bolt action or earned my ranged shots lmao

[carmine wave]

ignore the bluegrass

[wheat leaf]

i cannot ignore the bluegrass

[tired turtle]

Okay but when is Free Mode being addressed? 💀💀💀

[sharp orchid]

hopefully next update

[carmine wave]

im fine with that but i quit bf1 because people just sat in the cliffs on that one desert map and it sucked

[bleak frost]

is that 4? I played a ton of 4 and it sounds familiar

[formal chasm]

make a lovecraftian physics based horse racing game thats not degenerate weeb shit

[wheat leaf]

real, i was usually trying to fight against those guys and pick them off when i could since i had no sight reflection

[bleak frost]

what's wrong with it?
only issue I have is that I can't choose the map or change my strength

[carmine wave]

just dont make some meta of sorts

try to make weapons balanced for variety

[bleak frost]

there will always be a meta, unfortunately

[mint sedge]

I know, that’s obvious for me but thanks

[carmine wave]

all viable so you can experiment without sucking so much

[wheat leaf]

much easier said than done lol

[dire moon]

I think it may be. Golmud railway and such. Op metro

Caspian border remastered

[bleak frost]

god I loved metro

24/7 metro whenever the servers weren't full

[carmine wave]

metro exodus and the caspian sea?

[tired turtle]

Literally have to unlock everything first in progression, cant change map or gamemode, so much wrong with it 💀

[dire moon]

Nobody made it out of the metro